#so i stole 10 mins from work

[maiagaru]

How well do Suranne Jones and Rose Leslie really know each other? 🤔 | Vigil - BBC

#suranne jones #vigil #vigiledit #not really but #HELLO I MISS GIFFING I JUST HAVE SO MUCH TO DO #but this is too cute to pass up #so i stole 10 mins from work #help #i really miss things #i didn't even watch the episodes yet #in fact i haven't watched shit. #except youtube crime docs while i work #anyway #goodBYE #surannejonesedit #that jumper looks so cosy

[astrozuya]

☆ txt giving you boyfriend priveleges.

#pairings: txt ot5 x gn!reader

#content: fluffy hcs/scenarios. no pronouns are used for reader.

#notes: my first ot5 work for txt !! these are kinda messy and i wrote them in the 10 min interval between my math classes but i hope they're ok :p

연준. YEONJUN

you can tease him and get away with it.

none of his usual annoyance is present when you tease him about something at lunch.

the other members stop chewing and watch yeonjun with wide eyes, waiting for the scolding that usually follows the exasperated look he currently has on his face, but it doesn't come.

instead he just huffs, saying "be quiet and eat, you troublemaker" with a loving look on his face, before feeding you some tteokbokki.

(cue beomgyu and the others' enraged protests about how it's unfair that he only scolds them and not you, which both jjunie and you ignore.)

수빈. SOOBIN

he relaxes with you.

soobin often goes to sleep after you. tonight though, he's tired, and desperately in need of some sleep, but he's too stressed about their comeback to be able to rest.

he insists he needs to work, but you manage to cajole him into resting, and soobin finally gives in, and relaxes into your arms.

he sighs in content, pressing a kiss to your forehead before drifting off to sleep as you gently play with his hair.

범규. BEOMGYU

he's quiet and gentle with you.

gyu was really excited to spend the day with you, bursting with energy before you came over to watch a movie with him.

the members expected him to be constantly loud throughout the movie, but instead he was just sprawled across the sofa with his head in your lap, quietly playing with your fingers, while his eyes were fixed on the screen.

ever since that day, whenever he gets too loud, yeonjun calls you over to calm him down, officially naming you 'anti-beomgyu measures'

태현. TAEHYUN

he lets you baby him.

although he generally doesn't like if it someone babies him, he'll let you- after you show him a pleading face that he just can't say no to.

so he sighs and lets you cuddle him, poking his cheek and giving him headpats while he looks at you with a resigned expression.

휴닝카이. HYUKA

you can wear his clothes.

lately, a lot of huening kai's hoodies have been going missing, but he brushes it off, assuming they're around somewhere.

then he sees you on your phone, dressed in one of his favorite pale yellow hoodies. he's about to pout and ask for it back but then he registers just how cute you look in his clothes.

something about seeing you walking around dressed in his hoodie makes kai feel all warm and giggly. he can't even get upset that you stole it from him. in fact, from that point onwards, you'll have to physically stop him from giving you his clothes and asking you to try them on.

#txt x male reader #yeonjun x male reader #soobin x male reader #huening kai x male reader #taehyun x male reader #beomgyu x male reader #txt x gn reader #txt x gn!reader #gn!reader #male!reader #kpop x male reader #kpop x gn reader #txt headcanons #txt fluff #txt scenarios #tomorrow by together #tomorrow x tomorrow

[foxes-that-run]

Perfect

Zayn said he wouldn’t buy the record when he heard Perfect (so salty!). Harry's emotions varied performing it in its short 27 performance run from Oct-Dec when 1D ended. These 2 stand out:

November 20 2015, rather than sing the Bridge Harry said to the crowd "if you think it's so funny you can sing it".

3 days later at the AMAs he rolls his eyes and looks ready to walk out, the camera cuts to a kid who seems to agree. (Bridge is 2:40).

It was only performed 6 more times, in Carpool Karaoke (10:30) Harry stops singing for parts and the song cuts before the bridge, at the Jingle ball he looks away and the last time was new years.

Or this concert he put the mike into the crowd, someone stole the microphone and licked it.

Safe to say he regretted that bridge, it's savage to them both.

Writers

Perfect ties with Fools Gold for the title of the Haylor song with the most writers, at 7. While Fools Gold has all 5 of the band, Bunetta and Ryan. Harry and Louis are the only band members who worked on Perfect with Bunetta, Ryan and 3 others:

Jesse Shatkin, (cowrote Sia's Chandelier)

Jacob Kasher (Maroon 5 collaborator), and

Mozella (cowrote Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball and Fools Gold.)

To me, Perfect has more media grabbing pop-song than Harry Styles. HS’s best 1D work was with teams of 3 or 4 writers. In fact, Bunetta said Olivia came out in 45 minutes while overworking another "less good" MITAM song.

Timeline

Bunetta also told Rolling Stone about Perfect:

"That one took a long time, just because it was written over a couple different continents. It started as one thing and ended up where it is."

MITAM was made in the summer of 2015. To have been written in a couple of continents and with USA based writers it was probably either side of the BBMAs. It could have been started 'as one thing' in April in South Africa before the BBMAs other songs that reference Style including Two Ghosts started early in the year. The "ended up where it is" with those writers would be after the BBMAs, when they got back to the USA from July. This would be at the end of the album and he was singing it daily within 3 months.

Similarity to Taylors songs

It has the same chord progressions as Style and is also very similar to out of the woods as this video on Twitter shows. He called it a love song in the made in the AM interview (6 mins) and that it wasn’t literal in another. I do love this James Cordon bit and I love his Taylor smile so much.

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Louis] I might never be your knight in shinin' armour I might never be the one you take home to mother And I might never be the one who brings you flowers But I can be the one, be the one tonight

Grapejuice, has the perfect (get it) call back to this verse, along with 'Red' and 'Pay for it' and I love him for it:

"I was on my way to buy some flowers for you (ooh) / Thought that we could hide away in a corner of the heath / There's never been someone who's so perfect for me / But I got over it and I said / "Give me somethin' old and red" / I pay for it more than I did back then"

[Pre-Chorus: Liam] When I first saw you from across the room I could tell that you were curious, oh, yeah Girl, I hope you're sure what you're looking for 'Cause I'm not good at making promises

Promises come up again in Woman "Promises are broken like a stitches is", which is interesting if both Woman and part of Perfect are written after the 2015 BBMAs.

‘Know what you are looking for’ is interesting. In "Say don't go" and the 1989 TV Vaults in general Taylor did not get what she was looking for. At 23, dating a 19 year old Taylor told us she didn’t get wavy she needed. Her most recent ex, JG was 29. (yes - JG was the age Harry is now! Imagine if he did that) So I kind of stand by this line.

The start refers to the night they met. Which neither has ever confirmed, I think it was in 2011 (see timeline) Many look at the coat he tries on in the music video, which matches both his Up All Night Tour outfit (from December 2011) and the 2012 Kids Choice Awards. The awards are fun though. The Up All Night DVD also has it.

[Verse 2: Niall] I might never be the hands you put your heart in Or the arms that hold you any time you want them But that don't mean that we can't live here in the moment 'Cause I can be the one you love from time to time

Urgh I choose to attribute 'love from time to time' to one of the 6 other people writing this. To me this line always sounds like a boy-band heartthrob priority playing out in the writers room. No wonder it took time and HS1 to overcome this.

However, this does speak to a theme of them not being available to each other because of their careers and 1D punishing schedule. If I could fly's "I'm missing half of me when we're apart" and Half the World Aways " So you're not my girlfriend / Don't pretend that makes us nothing / Tell me you don't miss this feeling" speaks more honestly to the interplay of his band image, schedules and priorities which Taylor referred to Suburban Legends.

[Chorus: Harry, All] But if you like causing trouble up in hotel rooms And if you like having secret little rendezvous If you like to do the things you know that we shouldn't do Then, baby, I'm perfect Baby, I'm perfect for you And if you like midnight driving with the windows down And if you like goin' places we can't even pronounce If you like to do whatever you've been dreamin' about Then, baby, you're perfect Baby, you're perfect So let's start right now

Here are Haylor themes we know and love, Driving at midnight (Style, HYGTG, Wish You Would) generally going from a high schooler to superstar overnight (placed they can’t pronounce like Cannes), and hidden love/hiding (I Know Places, Slut!)

[Bridge: Harry] And if you like cameras flashin' every time we go out Oh, yeah And if you're looking for someone to write your breakup songs about Then baby, I'm perfect And baby, we're perfect

The camera’s flashing is good imagery and his voice brings to life how personally challenging it was for them both in a way I Know Places didn't with very few words. Taylor also refers to this imagery in Is it over now?

But the break up songs is a low blow and I assume the part he regretted to the point of not wanting to sing it. In a later interview Harry said:

“The only time you really think, ’is this song too personal?’ is if you think about, ‘is this going to be really annoying for the other person?’ Because I do [care],” he finished.

Which I think the break up song line would have been very annoying.

If you made it through that reward yourself with Grapejuice at Wembley 🍇

#one direction #harry styles #haylor #Youtube #one direction haylor

[mariabtsos]

One That I Want ||m.yg|| – Chapter 8: 10 Cents

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Description: It is summer of 1956, and leader of the T-Birds Yoongi is working at a food joint at the beach to make extra money over the summer, when he meets a pretty girl. They start a summer fling that unfortunately had to come to end, but an unexpected turn of events will bring them back together.

Genre: 1950s au, angst, fluff, some smut, Greaser!Yoongi x Square/Goody-Two-Shoes!OC.

TW: underage drinking and smoking, sexual content, violence, misogyny (it’s the 1950s so peak macho man era).

Word Count: 1.3k+

Meanwhile, the T-birds were trying to encourage their leader to call for his girl. But what would Yoongi even say? "I'm sorry for lying to you, but I wanted to protect my reputation as a greaser and player?" He knew she wouldn’t take him seriously.

"Come on hyung, didn't you wanna talk to her?" Namjoon asked him.

"You know what, I changed my mind, this was a dumb idea."

"Well then how about you call for her Jiminie?" Hoseok giggled, taking a swig from his beer. And the youngest wasted no time, getting up on the seat and reciting what he could remember from his drama class a few years back.

"Oh, Lottie, wherefore art thou Lo-" he was interrupted by Yoongi punching and slapping him, eventually pulling on his jacket so he would sit down.

Kim and Nayeon went up to the window. "Is it the guys?" Jiyoon asked, "it is! They can't come up here, my folks would kill me if I had any boys up in my room," Nayeon said.

"Hey Joon!" Kim greeted the second in command flirtatiously. "Hey! You wanna get down here?!" He asked her.

"Sure, but get rid of all your friends," she smiled, seeing the cat-eyed boy there, she wanted to rub a little salt on the wound, Lottie didn’t like her anyway, "that includes you Min!" She called for him.

He chuckled sarcastically, "good, sloppy seconds ain't my style," he yelled back. Hearing Yoongi's voice made Lottie's heart skip a beat, and gosh she hated herself for that. Kim, on the other hand felt a bit offended, did she sleep around? Maybe, but she wasn't sloppy seconds.

"So, what are you goin' to do flog your log?"

"I've done worse," he deadpanned, getting out of the car to walk home, "have fun, Namjoonah," he patted his best friend's shoulder and walked away. The aforementioned nodded and looked back up at the window where his girl was. "I'm still here!"

And as much as Kim felt bitter, she decided getting Yoongi's attention was the dumbest thing she could, she had guys lining up, begging for chance, she wasn't going to let herself be held back by anyone, Yoongi could keep the goody two shoes foreigner if he wanted to. She walked away from the window and walked to the chair where she had set down her stuff.

"You lot are too square for my taste," she said, putting on her shorts and shoes, "I'm gonna go get my kicks on while I still can," she took a quick look in the mirror and fixed her hair quickly.

"What are you gonna do?" Nayeon took a hold of Kim's arm, "Shimmy down the drain pipe?"

Kim smirked, not bothering to reply as she carefully made her way down said drain pipe to Nayeon's horror, she watched her friend get in the car with Namjoon, Kim gave one more glance at the window where she saw her friend had already disappeared into the house.

Namjoon began driving off, his right arm resting behind Kim’s shoulders, the aforementioned stole a couple of glances at the handsome young man, a smirk adorning his face. Through the years, Kim had always kept an eye on Namjoon, even before both groups had risen through the ranks, he had always been an intriguing case, she had caught him more than once reading poetry books, or the occasional sea creature encyclopedias. Namjoon on the other hand, hadn’t really paid any mind to Kim until this summer, after Yoongi had broken things off with her, they had a short little fling, and afterwards would still flirtatious glances, and compliments, he couldn’t have been happier when his best friend had told him to have fun, an indirect greenlight for him to go after Kim.

Once they got to lover’s lane, it didn’t take long for them to talk a bit more, discussing things they usually wouldn’t with their friends, until they started what the place was most frequented for, necking. The pretty view of Seoul long forgotten as Namjoon trailed kissed up and down Kim’s neck, the latter huffing and letting small moans come out of her. Hands trailed other places, the intentions behind what they were going to be doing more and more clear.

“God Kim, you are so good baby,” Namjoon groaned after she had been sucking along his neck while calming him through his jeans.

“Call me by my first name,” she requested.

“Um…” Namjoon drew a blank as he continued kissing her neck. How had her name not come up in conversation, wasn't Kim her first name? People called her that so much it was easy to assume it was.

“Jennie,” she pushed him off momentarily, a bit flushed from embarrassment and a lot from what they were doing prior to this kerfuffle.

“Jennie-ah” he said softly as he went back to attacking her neck, the way he said her name made Kim feel a fluttering in her stomach, he made it sound like a beautiful secret.

“Hey baby, you got something?” She sighed, not needing or wanting any ankle biters right now. Namjoon chuckled, moving away slightly so that he could dig in his back pocket.

“My 10 cent insurance policy,” he said as he pulled out the foil packet, starting to tear it open so they could get on with it, “Ooo, a big spender huh?” Jennie giggled as she stretched, grateful that they had moved to the back seat once their make out got more heated.

Namjoon, however, looked like a kid who had their candy taken away, he looked up to Jennie and her little smile dropped, “it broke.”

“What?! What'd ya mean it broke?” She asked in disbelief.

Namjoon sheepishly chuckled as he rubbed his neck, “I bought it in the 7th grade, when we first got that lesson on diseases?” He explained, “but I never used it because my older brother told me pulling out is better.”

“Jeez, then I'm shocked you ain't got a little one by now,” she said slightly annoyed, she had really wanted for this to happen.

Even if she known as someone “fast” she had always been safe, since there wasn't a way for her to protect herself, she made sure her lovers could, and now that was out of the question. The thing was… Namjoon was different, she'd known him forever! He was something she wanted and she wanted him bad.

“What the hell,” she got right back into necking, it took Namjoon a second to react, surprised at first, but he kissed her back in no time, this will happen she told herself; Namjoon had started to unbutton her plum colored blouse when the car was hit.

Needless to say Namjoon was pissed.

“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!” He turned and yelled, finding Jaebeom in the driver's seat and Jackson in the back, both of their chicks sitting next to them.

“You need to learn how to read Namjoon-ah, that right there says no parking zone,” Jaebeom chuckled in a condescending tone.

“The whole place is a no parking-zone you damn nosebleed.” Namjoon's jaw was locked, and Kim could see his tongue against his cheek, “You're gonna pay me back for this!” His back bumper was loose and his rear light glass broken.

Jackson and Jaebeom looked at each other and laughed. “We'll give 10 cents for the entire thing, including your chick,” Jackson winked at Kim before they drove off, laughing loudly at the couple. Namjoon looked even angrier, and if she hadn't been insulted just then, she's sure we would've flipped her lid and came just from the sight alone.

After a minute or two of Namjoon huffing and puffing, Kim decided she still wanted her world rocked, “I don't know ‘bout you, but my motor's still runnin’” she smirked, and they got right back to it.

#bts fanfic #bts #min yoongi #1950s au #one that i want #bts au #yoongi fanfic #yoongi au

[semperreformanda]

life update

last june my boss let me go for “not being a good fit”

it didn’t take me long to put two and two together and realize that the big reason was because of my pregnancy. and the biggest support to this theory was he talked negatively about a coworker (who was in the company for 6+ years) who got pregnant, saying stuff like “I don’t want her back … I already know how it goes when employees get pregnant, they’ll start calling out … I don’t want to deal with that” he would say all that stuff to me and others behind her back so I knew I was only gonna stick around to save some $$$ and use the insurance as much as I could

(oh and she was forced to resign bc they literally did not want her there anymore 🙃)

but when it finally happened it drove me in anxiety and anger because I had relied on the insurance especially bc I AM PREGNANT

yes it is illegal yes I should have reported it but I had no energy to do anything

but God reminded me through it all that He provides and He does! and so silly of me to think He could provide for my greatest need (my salvation through Christ) but not provide for our little earthly needs

another reason I was annoyed was I was already planning to quit but they beat me to it 😂 but that was honestly the worst company I’ve ever worked for. I could not deal with the constant disrespect and the yelling and the cussing and their questionable ethics

they stole an engineer’s professional seal and stamp it on their projects WITHOUT HIS APPROVAL meaning all projects are “approved” 🥴 this was the last straw for me bc imagine all the hazards

anyways… that was almost 3 months ago and I honestly feel so relieved to not be working there anymore. I spent too many times feeling so incredibly stressed out and then even more stressed out that I may be hurting the baby from it

speaking of… I am already 27 weeks pregnant today 😭 I remember when I first saw that faint line and thought I was hallucinating things. we tried for months only with a stark white test every month, so seeing a shadow of a line sent chills down my spine. and 27 weeks later my little bubba has gotten so big and active 😭 I love him so much

like it’s so crazy how he’s so close to me but also so far it’s like a long distance relationship 🥴💀

also learned a lot about gestational diabetes bc my hypochondriac brain was convinced I HAD IT

apparently it’s not due to your diet and you can’t even cause it. shocking how this is not widespread knowledge, because so many moms feel guilty for failing their baby when they’re diagnosed but in reality it is mostly your placenta being a jerk 😭

so for the past few days when I got the call that I failed my 1 hour I acted like I had gestational diabetes 😭 became very picky with what I ate, which is hard bc my culture loves rice 😭 and I took 10 min walks after meals

all I could think about was my blood sugars spiking and how I needed to bring it down 💀

also I had to fast for at least 8 hours before I could do my 3 hour glucose test which was honestly so hard bc if you’ve been pregnant you know the pregnancy hunger pangs!!! I cried after my test because I was anxious about having GD and also I felt so bad for my baby 😭😭 like I starved him 😂 even though I know he’s fine in there because placenta n all dat

anyways I just wanted to let you guys in on that bc why not and also I’m bored and drinking chai while my husband works besides me 🙂🤠

#also our church family has been so kind in giving us their baby stuff!!! #so helpful bc baby stuff can be pricey

[one-fandom-became-all-fandoms]

First and Last Lines

Post the first and last lines of the last 10 fics you've posted (or WIPs). Tagged by the lovely @thotpuppy and broke out the laptop to do, so here we go!

Equal opportunist here, so we'll do 5 for last-posted and 5 WIPs because I have so many

1. Friends Don't Kiss... Except When They Do

First: "Christ on a cracker—can you fuck off?" Last: "I'm bi."

2. Recharging Red Batteries

First: It was a day like any other. Except this day in particular, her boyfriend planned on popping by between bouts of time travel. Last: What Rachel didn't heal today would be top priority tomorrow. But for now, sleep claimed her mercifully.

3. Girls Night In

First: Lydia thought the worst thing to happen that night was the thunderstorm raging outside—until Allison showed up on her porch. Last: Allison nodded, the beginnings of a smile working its way to her face. "Better."

4. Stole My Heart (Not My Body)

First: It was another dirty tactic the Port Mafia used against them. First Dazai, now Atsushi. Last: And Kunikida took that as his sign to never interfere with another kidnapping again, without having a ransom note first.

5. Jump High: Home of the Titans (Ch. 1: Rocky Start)

First: It was another sunny day in Jump City. The smell of her mother's cooking wafted into Raven's nose, waking her from pleasant dreams. Last: Beyond the sea of students, Kori and Jinx rounded the corner. Raven hoped the next period wouldn't end in disaster like the last.

6. Knights in Shining Amor (WIP)

First: They both knew she hated going to those types of events. Ones where fancy royals flaunted money, power, privilege and everything else Loona never had. Last: For the first time all night, Loona smiled. Her heroes finally rescued her.

7. Womanhood (WIP)

First: At first, Cora thought she didn't wipe herself enough on her last bathroom trip. Last: With a small smile, Talia shook her head once more, turning to put the soiled cotton into the wash.

8. Do It Again, You Coward. (WIP)

First: "You're awake." Last: "Oh." A moment of silence passed between them before Izuku caught on. "Oh," he repeated.

9. Misery Loves Company (WIP)

First: It was her mother's funeral. So of course it rained. Last: From the heavens, Noshiko patted herself on the back and reveled in her daughter's happiness.

10. The Tuesday From Hell (WIP)

First: Time was a precious, valuable thing. It happened to be extremely fragile, too. Last: "Ugh, don't remind me," Garfield winced, digging into his late night snack.

This called me out on how I start fics with "it was a day" blah blah. It also reminded me how many WIPs and nearly-ready-to-post WIPs I have, so thanks @thotpuppy for double calling me out.

But I'm on my laptop now, so all good things.

With no time restraints, min/max fic count or obligatory commitments, I'll tag @raisesomehale @anxioussquirrel @sapphireginger @giveemhales and @roseszain to partake if their hearts' desire.

#tag games #tag game #ask meme anything #ask game #wip ask game #multifandom #teen wolf #titans dc #bsd #bungou stray dogs #helluva boss #bnha #my hero academia #teen titans #wip

[capricoffe]

HaiKaveh HC:

@gay-salt-amber helped me with this

—————

- Their petnames for each other:

Kaveh to Al Haitham is Nerd or Haitham or Baby or Babe

And Al Haitham to Kaveh is Brat or Princess or My Love

- In private they act lovey dovey to each other, in public they act like they hate each other. Unless traveler is there

- Kaveh takes care of the birds that smash into their house

- Kaveh teases Al Haitham about the books he reads, but reads them in secret to try to win any book related argument

- Al Haitham takes Kaveh on expensive dates and gives him expensive gifts

- Al Haitham steals Kaveh’s keys so that he runs to Al Haitham and begs him to open the door

- They furiously make out in the middle of arguments

- At night, Al Haitham will whisper ‘I love you’ into Kaveh’s ear when he thinks he’s asleep. Once Kaveh did the same to Al Haitham before he was asleep and he was red and blushy the entire night

- They’re childhood friends

- Al Haitham used to read on the playground while Kaveh talked his ear off

- Al Haitham has a bunch of metals/trophies for something in the Akademia and Kaveh acts like he’s jealous when he brings home another but is secretly proud of Al Haitham

- They have matching coffee cups, Al Haitham has a Kaveh themed one and vice versa

- Once Al Haitham stole and used Kaveh’s hairpins to go to a meeting and everyone was so confused

- They share a closet but Al Haitham only has a corner

- Kaveh will talk to Al Haitham about his construction and Al Haitham has no clue what’s going on

- Once Kaveh got a concussion at work and so Al Haitham wouldn’t let Kaveh leave the bed unless he had to use the restroom, and even then Al Haitham was right there with Kaveh making sure he was ok

• Kaveh- Haitham, if you keep making me breakfast in bed and pampering me like this, I might just hurt myself more at work

• Al Haitham- For the love of- no

Al Haitham made him breakfast in bed from now on

- Al Haitham can barely sleep whenever Kaveh is somewhere away from home for work and vise versa

- Whenever Kaveh doesn’t feel like working, he makes Al Haitham call in and say he’s sick

• Kaveh- Baby, can you call me in sick?

• Al Haitham- Why?

• Kaveh- I dont wanna go

• Al Haitham, looking at the calendar- Fine but just this once

He proceeds to do this many times

- Al Haitham does most (all) of the chores because if not Kaveh throws a fit, this is how their conversations go-

• Al Haitham- Brat, you need to go do your chores

• Kaveh (In a whiny voice)- But whYyyYyYy

• Al Haitham- *sigh* Kaveh, my love, you only have two things

• Kaveh- But they’re so harddddd (That’s what she said)

• Al Haitham- Says the one who uses a claymore

• Kaveh- *Rolls Eyes* Please baby

• Al Haitham- *Goddamnit-* Fine, go lay on the couch, I’ll do them

• Kaveh- Awh, thanks babe~

- Al Haitham calls Kaveh a ‘spoiled brat’ while buying him expensive gifts or coffee

- They have one of those ‘aesthetic’ kitchens you see a lot on Pinterest

- Once Kaveh bugged Al Haitham so much to call when he was on a trip that they stayed on a call for 37 hours, 18 mins, and 38 seconds

- Al Haitham is a naturally hot person and Kaveh is a naturally cold person and so Al Haitham is Kaveh’s personal heater

- On their wedding day, they told the pastor to “Cut this shit short” so that they could dance, have champagne, and talk to their guests for like 10 minutes

- Al Haitham will have Kaveh sit on the ground and rant about his upcoming assignments while he listens and brushes Kaveh’s hair

- Al Haitham in a meeting with the Sages:

• Al Haitham- Well, I would ‘love’ to stay for this meeting but uh, my boyfriend is better

• The other Sages: *Seriously?*

#haikaveh #al haitham x kaveh #genshin #genshin impact #genshin fluff #hi amber

[553everly]

a success story ++ how i did it.

what did i get ?

so recently i manifested a new house + a superior job to mom ++ large amounts of money coming toward all of us. THOSE WERE UNDER A WEEK.

i also started building my dream wardrobe slowly with amazing clothing items. bought bags, my desired skincare products + desired makeup items too.

Eating sushi and dumplings for the first time !! DUMPLINGS WERE FIRE !! sushi was good, and i ate avocado for the first time?? i discovered I'm not into it in any way and removed it along w sushi from my life board at Pinterest (I was planning to be eating am sushi in my life along w avocado in my salads or wtv)

basically everything is going perfectly my way lately and everything feels very amazing.

what i actually did ?

A PINTEREST BOARD trust me, it's like a vision board and your mind needs a guide to know where it's going. make a Pinterest board with everything you want, and take a look at it affirming "my life is exactly like what I'm looking at rn" or wtv affs you like, you can use a sub too. Just add wtv you desire type of beauty, desired body, your lifestyle, fashion, grades, room, house, car, items, food. Literally everything ! I literally ate the same sushi that was in my board + bought same skincare and makeup products. It's so powerful. ( You can use a sub along w it.)

I had a mindset playlist. it included everything i ever thought i needed. yk like master manifestor / manifest for others ect.

it can be at any length tbh, depends on the how much time you have at morning! you can listen to the 10 mins the only sub you'll ever need by iwantitigetit or her recent one or v1per's whatever. You can ask for my recommendations too !

anyways once the playlist is ready (can even include one sub) you go prepare your daily affirmations. just a collection of affirmations that you'll repeat ×3 times.

For me - i had two parts of affirmations. Ones with self concept + self esteem + self love + self confidence affirmations.

the other with the i am a master manifestor, everything works out in my favour, i am living my dream life +++ specific affirmations with a feeling (creds to the owner) like I feel so safe and secure now that I have moved into my desired house.... something like that, the feeling can be gratitude.

AND THAT'S IT. Literally.

ill share the affirmations i used to say (creds to the owner since I stole them from random affs posts i saw in here + ig)

the affirmations.

SELF CONCEPT : My manifesting journey has always been easy fun and beautiful.

I’ve always been a master at manifesting. I’ve already manifested everything I wanted. I accept my power to create the life of my dreams I’m beyond powerful and in control nothing can deny my desires. I live in a state of bliss pleasure stable calmness peace and wealth. I’m divinely blessed in life. my life keep changing for the better. I’m a magnet for miracles blessings and abundance. Good things keep happening to me. My life has always been perfect I am always in a good mood and state of life. everything is perfect and I worry about nothing. I’m completely healed inside and out. I have a perfect mental health. I’ve never been healthier and happier. I am enough worthy and safe. I am the girl who has it all. I am worthy of everything I want. I am worthy of everything I have. I am stable and secure. I’m always safe and protected. I’m a master at manifesting. I can have anything I want. my life is beyond perfection. I manifest what I want effortlessly. I’ve always been rich. I can afford anything I want.

AFFIRMATIONS :

I literally have all my desires in a blink of an eye. I always get what I want no matter what. It’s insane how many blessings and abundance rains down on me. I'm so blessed. I’m the chosen one, the luckiest person on earth. My life is always on the right path to true success happiness abundance and love. Everyone aspires to be me and do all the things I do. I live a life of extreme luxury and wealth. Everything I touch turns to gold.I can afford anything I want. I get pampered and spoiled every single day. Im the type of cool you can’t buy or fake. I’m ambitious driven and disciplined. Nothing can stop me.

I’m the most successful and wealthy person to ever exist. Every time I breathe I’m sent a miracle blessing and money. I have men and women all over me. I’m pursued by the hottest richest and nicest people. People always respect me. People would move mountains for me. i’m always the first choice and top priority. I’m so beyond spoiled and rich it’s insane how much I have. everyone wants to spoil me that’s why I receive the VIP treatment 24/7. I deserve the absolute best and most lavish in life and I’m getting it. My self concept and self esteem is sky high. Nothing can break my confidence. I’m one of a kind and everyone knows it.

CHALLENGE AFFIRMATIONS : i am living my dream life. I have my ideal face, I have my ideal body, I live in mom's ideal house and have my ideal room, mom has her ideal job and i study my ideal major in my ideal country and city, every wish of mine is granted. i manifest effortlessly. everything always goes my way. i deserve the best and i never settle for less. i only get princess treatment. my friend group loves and supports me. my mom and siblings are loving and supportive. i am full of love for myself. i am never ashamed to put myself first. i am at peace with myself and others. I am unbothered. I do my own thing proudly. I am so incredibly happy and grateful that I get to live such an amazing life. I get richer day by day. everytime i blink i earn money. getting money is so easy for me. i can afford everything I want. my money is always wisely spent. being rich is my destiny. i am basically an extremely powerful money magnet. i have always been rich. I always have more than enough money. I am literally a billionaire. I am worthy of being rich.

the end <3

IT IS LONG I KNOW my sub playlist was like + an hour long. i just have so many free time at morning so. you can do yours at night, whenever you're free. GOOD LUCK !!

#loa #subliminals #law of assumption #manifest #manifestation #success story #affirmations #affirm and persist

[littleperilstories]

The Prince of Thieves: I'll Settle for the Ghost of You

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Warnings: chased/pursued, hypothermia, lost in the woods, mention of death, physical violence (choking, tackling, punching), angst central

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Word count: 2244 || Approx reading time: 10 mins

I'll Settle for the Ghost of You

Teaser: Rage mingles with terror as my pace slows, hobbled by the uneven ground and the thick darkness beneath the trees. Why did he do it? How could he? Why did he simply…give up?

Bree

The woods at night are eerie and quiet, nothing but shadows and noises that crack the air. Did I kick a stone, snap a twig? Am I being followed? It’s all terrifying, of course—but the silence itself is not nearly as terrifying as the reason for it.

I’m right here. Don’t turn back. Keep running. Those were Will’s exact words.

His exact goddamn words right before the stupid bastard stopped running.

He better hope Hatchett kills him, because if I ever see him ever again, I might just murder him myself.

Rage mingles with terror as my pace slows, hobbled by the uneven ground and the thick darkness beneath the trees. Why did he do it? How could he? Why did he simply…give up?

I know why, deep down, I think. It hurts too much to accept.

What is Baden Hatchett going to do to him for trying to escape again?

What is he going to do to me for actually making it out, if he catches up? When he catches up?

There must be constables out looking for me now. Hopefully they’re searching the town, storming through the streets and alleys to find a stupid girl in a stolen coat and bare, frozen feet and a ruined, bloody dress. But I’m not so naïve as to think that none of them are checking the woods.

I don’t dare to slow my pace too drastically, or pause to cry or rage or lament the fact that I’m alone. Again.

I’m on my own again.

It was supposed to be us both.

I was stupid, so stupid, to pull him into this. I was there, saw how hard Hatchett struck him for his lies during the last interrogation. I knew he was hurt, and bad. But what was I supposed to do? Leave him there? Or worse, stay with him and die?

No. I did what I had to do, I tell myself. I took the only choice that I could. I did what I had to do.

Which was leaving Will behind to die.

I fucking deserve to freeze to death.

Fall days are fickle, quick to switch between summery sunshine and wintry wind. Fall evenings are crisp, quick to bring a chill.

Fall midnights are frigid, quick to bring misery.

I stop by a stream for only a minute or two, plunging my hands into icy water to quench my thirst and scrub my face even though it’s cold enough to sting my skin.

The threadbare prison dress and the shreds of it hanging off me hardly make appropriate attire for wandering the woods at night, but I’m glad that I stole Gysborne’s jacket, as it offers some protection from the cold. Even so, within an hour, my feet are frozen and my teeth are chattering.

So cold. I left him behind. Need to find shelter. I deserve this. Find shelter soon.

Exhaustion drags at me, and other evils, too: guilt, worry, fear. I want to walk with an empty mind, to just keep putting one foot in front of the other and move and get farther away from Hatchett and his cursed prison.

But my limbs are cold, so cold, so cold they hurt.

Still, I know if I stop, they will go numb completely, so I push forward, propelled by the same tormenting thoughts I might never escape.

Will.

Is he dead? I’d give anything for the answer to be no. How angry was Hatchett when he found out? I can’t even imagine his rage. Did he beat him again? I think I know the answer to that. Why didn’t I listen? He told me he couldn’t run.

It isn’t only Will who haunts my thoughts. Gysborne, too, comes to mind. I don’t care about him, not as a person, because he’s as wicked as the rest of them who work within the prison walls. But he was bleeding on the floor, and I did that to him. Did I kill him?

And me? What am I supposed to do now? I’m alone and lost and fucking freezing and so tired.

Sleep. Just go to sleep.

I’ve been here before; the reminder rises sluggishly from my slowing thoughts. I kept going. I survived. And that is what I will do now.

Please, I beg the sky. Let me live through the night. Let me see morning. And please… Please let Will be all right.

The stars were out earlier, and the moon, but cruel clouds are creeping over them now, little by little blocking out the only light by which to see. Soon, I’ll be lost in complete darkness.

Maybe this is what I get for murdering one man and leaving another behind to torture and death.

When the barest hint of dawn creeps into the horizon, pinkish-grey and sullen, I hear them. Footsteps.

My gait has slowed to reluctant, agonized dragging, and my eyes can barely stay open, but at the sound of the voice behind me, I am given life anew.

“Give me a reason why I shouldn’t kill you, Breanna.”

No.

I’m too tired, too cold, too angry, and too heartbroken for this. Still, shivering, I turn around.

There he is. Standing…standing alone. Big talk, but no weapon drawn. Head cocked to one side, face pale against the gloom that swallows us both, arms at his sides.

“You’re n-not allowed to do that,” I say. “Y-You said it yours-s-self.” My chattering teeth do nothing to make me sound more intimidating.

“We find ourselves in quite a different situation.” A cold breeze rustles the brittle leaves still clinging to their branches, shifts the folds of his heavy coat. No danger of him freezing to death out here. “You’re a fugitive now. And if I say you’re a violent madwoman who attacked me, there is no one around to dispute it. No one who will wonder if you… If you had to die.”

Something inside me is withering, shrivelling up from cold and from terror. If you had to die.

“After all,” he says, opening and closing fingers as if he might twist them around my throat, “no one would be surprised, would they? After what you did to Gysborne.” My breath catches in my chest. “You better hope he wakes up Breanna, or you’ll be remembered as not just a thief but a murderess, too.”

I desperately want to believe he’s bluffing.

“Does it m-matter?” I take a step back. “You were going to h-h-hang me anyway.”

He smiles grimly. “It appears, Miss Cooper, that despite your best efforts—no matter what you do—your pitiful life will end only in disgrace.”

Maybe he’s right. But something else he said snags in my memory.

No one around to dispute it. He came after me alone? This… This must be good news. Mustn’t it?

Maybe Baden Hatchett is wrong. Maybe, for the first time, he's made a big fucking mistake, lured in by rage that lay dormant for so long. That’s the only explanation for his foolishness… Because between him and me, it’s personal.

I glance around, wondering if I can make a run for it. Though my numb, frozen limbs tell me it’s unlikely, I have other weapons to hurl at him. 

“You’re n-n-not going to kill me,” I say. “You’ve had p-plenty of opportunities. And s-still you haven’t.”

“Bold assumptions, Miss Cooper. I kept you around because you were stupid enough to let your insipid feelings for the boy show. Not unlike you, I saw an opportunity and grasped it. Nothing more.”

Now that I’ve stopped moving, I can’t feel the ground beneath my feet. Too cold. I wiggle my toes, praying the tiny movement will bleed life back into them. “Or m-maybe… Maybe there’s a part of you that doesn’t want to watch me die.”

“Incorrect,” he growls. “You assume too much.”

“I don’t b-believe you.” Please, please. “You say you don’t c-c-care, but you do, don’t you? Care enough to be pissed off that I ran. That I challenged you in front of everyone. That I care—” Does that word really encompass everything I feel when I think of Will Wardrew? “—more for a—for a lowly thief than I ever d-did for you.”

He stands still, shaking with unspent rage, and it feels good to hurt him in at least one way he can’t hurt me.

“The thief…” he says, drawing closer now, eyes wrathful and wild and wide. “He will die.”

I know this, and I wish I didn’t. But it means that Will is not dead yet.

“He was playing the hero again, you know. Giving you your chance to run.” He lets his pause drag on. “For nothing, obviously.”

There must be something warm and alive left in me yet, because there are tears welling in my eyes. Burning, stinging heat.

“Still you left him behind. Left him to die. Because that’s what Breanna Cooper does, isn’t it? She runs away.”

No, that’s not true, I want to say.

“Are you going to run again? Make me chase you?” He takes a few more steps, fast and sure and agile now. Flaunting the fact that he is healthy and not half-frozen. I back away, breaths coming more frantically now. “I don’t wish to turn this into a spectacle. But I will.”

Why can’t I stop shivering? “You could choose not to, Baden. If no one else is here, then you c-can just look the other way. Nobody would ever have to know.”

“Indeed. And perhaps while we’re at it, I’ll just let the Wardrew boy go, too. How about that? And then I’ll forget about the whole gang. Yes. Everyone will live happily ever after.” He laughs. “You’d like that, wouldn’t you?”

“Yes.” A dream, nothing more, cruel in its temptation. “But you won’t do that.” I’m not as stupid as he says I am. “Your pride won’t allow it.”

“You think this is a matter of pride?” He closes more distance between us, and I back away again. “You and he and Iustitia aecum have been making a mockery of the law for far too long. And my duty—it is to maintain order, plain and simple. Pride has nothing to do with it.”

“That’s what you want to believe? Fine.” I brace myself for his fury. “Doesn’t change that you’re a sadistic, repulsive worm of a man, Baden Hatchett, and I’m not going anywhere with you.”

I turn and run.

From behind me, three words: “So be it.”

My frozen feet are clumsy, sliding along frost-flecked ground. Darkness from the cloud cover should be a gift now, a shroud of invisibility, but my panicked steps and gasping breaths give me away.

I’m doomed.

Once, my pathetic legs fail me. Such stiff, frigid muscles can’t avoid a fallen branch, and I find myself sprawled on the ground, one elbow screaming in pain. A fresh scrape decorates my palm, drops of blood beading on torn skin, the redness muted in the watercolour night.

Hatchett starts to say something, but I’m not finished running yet, not ready to die. I scramble to my feet.

Ahead, a miracle.

Maybe. Maybe.

A cabin.

I know it is unlikely that the house before me will be my saving grace—it is tiny and dark and dilapidated. What chance is there that anyone is inside? Even if there is, why would anyone help a fugitive bearing the sigil of Iustitia aecum?

But I have to try. I fling myself against the door, pounding and screaming.

Hatchett yanks me backward, and I know then it’s over.

“Foolish girl.” My limbs crumple beneath me as he hurls me to the ground. “What a life you might have known.” He appears above me, and a heavy boot presses into my chest. “Instead, this.”

I close my eyes when his fingers close around my throat. Forget going to my death with dignity, or whatever it is the great poets are always going on about. I don’t want Baden Hatchett’s face to be the last thing I see while I draw my dying breath.

Crash.

At the sound of one body crunching into another, my eyes fly open.

There is no way I am truly seeing what seems to be before me: some monstrous figure flying from the darkness, all fists and too-long limbs. Attacking my attacker. Knocking him right to the ground.

I must be dead, if I am being rescued by terrifying beasts born of night, appearing out of nowhere and dwarfing even Baden Hatchett with their bulk.

The creature and the constable scrabble in the dirt, the sickening sound of blood-pulling, skin-splitting punches echoing through the woods. I didn’t think there was anyone who could best Baden Hatchett in a fight.

But this thing, this man, whatever it is, is huge.

I don’t know if I’m screaming or crying or gasping in silent, breathless terror as I scramble backwards, still on the ground, the too-long jacket ensnaring me with every movement. All I know is that one minute Hatchett is bellowing and brawling, and I am close to freedom, ready to snatch up this precious gift of a moment as he is distracted and hopefully getting beaten into the dirt.

The next, he falls silent.

From the darkness, someone—something?—grabs my arm, pulls me upright, and covers my mouth with a hand that sears my skin like molten iron, stifling a fresh, terrified scream.

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[soggypotatoes]

auuugghhh

I'm trying to go to my parents place more, bc it's beautiful!! it's a gorgeous place, in the mountains with so many places to sit and read, second hand SciFi/fantasy bookstore 10 mins walk, a lake to swim in, god.. it's beautiful here and my family has become very nice to be around!!!

but god DAMN my issues hit harder while I'm here. I was feeling a bit shaky and weird and that was fine but then I had the thought of like.. what would it be like if I had someone I could message about this? and ask hey can you go on call with me while I settle down? what would it be like to be close to someone like that? bc Ive never experienced that and suddenly I got so overwhelmingly sad, I managed for a bit but I've only calmed down now bc I stole one of my dad's razors and dissected it and hid it in my room lmao.

I think loneliness is just compounded here bc I have so many memories of how lonely it was to grow up in my family, and how that loneliness grew around me like a skin and now I don't know how to let myself rely on someone. I'm so jealous of people who can be close to people, lol. I'm just, isolated from a lot of life, bc of experiences that are long dead now.

anyway. I deliberately didn't bring any sh tools here, but I think I'm genuinely going to have to do that when I come here so I can feel safe. it's stupid, isn't it? yes, I could face my debilitating fear and try to think of someone I could call, but it's so much easier to fight my body's self preservation instinct instead lol. ever since I went so deep I had to get stitches, though... it's hard. it's like, every time I go deep, my rat brain decides anything more shallow than that is nothing and doesn't help. and folks.. going that deep is HARD, do you know how many layers of self preservation you have to fight through??? also it's sickening!! it's sickening to do that to yourself. traumatising, honestly. genuinely traumatising to see that much of your insides and have to break through even more instincts to tell someone cause you HAVE to, now. and when you get hurt like that usually people want to look after you - when you cause it yourself it's more.. 'why would you do that?' or 'dont show me that, cover that up' (genuinely.. though I don't blame my mum for that cause she was affected by it too)

fuck, man. why can't I have a different coping mechanism. I mean. I do. but why is this the only one I feel I can turn to. and why has it been taken away from me now? my body's traumatised from that experience so now I feel intense searing pain from even the slightest cut, which should be a good thing, but now I have NOTHING!!!!!

anyway.

I'm going to keep coming here, I think. I have to break through this, I have to, because my mum's having surgery soon, she's going to be relying on me more and I need to be able to spend time with them without going insane. and I do feel like I need to work out how to do it alone, cause nobody's going to be there for me. I learned that the hard way. literally when I was here during lockdown, my best friend was there, I was in the worst mental health state and had to be forced into hospital for the first time.. and now that friend barely talks to me.. that's what happens 🙃 but it's okay. I can do this. I bought a travel case of paint and I'm going to the bookstore tomorrow. I can do this.

#ed mumbles #self harm tw //

[polipiper]

Obliviate

Pairing: Min Yoongi x Reader Theme: Hogwarts AU Genre: Angst, Fluff, Smut

Summary:

During Harry’s time in Hogwarts, and after, there were many tales that nobody talked about in the magic world. Stories that were soon forgotten, or ignored due to the battles involving the magic trio and he who must not be named.

But there is one that was worth remembering, an unconventional story of a boy and a girl that had nothing in common, but fought until the very last minute together.

Chapter 2: The boy that stole Christmas

The first month passed by so quickly. You met more students from different houses thanks to Joonie — who became a great friend instantly. He had to go separate ways sometimes to hang with Jin and Yoongi, you could see he felt bad about it but you and Cho kept reassuring him it was alright, he needed to see his other friends, too.

Joon also felt bad for leaving you and Cho in some of your classes, he partenered up with Yoongi. It’s not like you were alone, Cho and you were partners, but you could feel eyes on you every once in a while, and every time you looked around you saw how Namjoon had his eyes on you…but with a worried face.

You realized you started to have issues with only one of the classes. Sure, you were a first year, but as a Ravenclaw you couldn’t help but feel worried. You knew the assignment, understood every single step, ingredient, and tool you had to use, so why did every potion you brew ended in a catastrophe? (Ok, you knew you were exaggerating, but you swear you would end up setting the classroom on fire some day).

“Look, we can study together every once in a while”, Namjoon suggested one day while you were having dinner. “We can ask if we can take the classroom one day after the class period, or during the weekend, and we can go through it together.”

The idea excited you and you couldn’t help but give Joonie a big smile. “Would you really do that for me?”.

“Of course Y/N! We’re friends, I can always help”.

The three of you got permission to use the classroom one Saturday morning, with the condition to leave everything clean. Snape left only the things you needed for the potion to cure boils (just to make sure you didn’t brew anything you shouldn’t…and specially for the safety of the whole classroom).

“I think I see your problem Y/N”. Namjoon said with a smile, after going through the process several times.

“Oh please do tell, I’m tired of this”.

“One of the steps is to remove the the cauldron from the fire, before you add the porcupine quills. You are doing it right, since it’s not causing the damage that it should if you do it the other way around…the problem is…for some reason your cauldron is not lowering the temperature as much as ours, it’s still kind of hot”.

“But why?“ you frowned at him, with Cho carefully listening to him. She was amazed, she didn’t realized that was the issue, he was pretty attentive.

“I’m not quite sure, since it doesn’t seem you’re doing anything different from us. But with this potion what you can do is just wait a little longer than the rest of us. It could be the cauldron? The material? I don’t know. But waiting a little longer can help to reach the temperature, let’s try it one more time, but you’ll wait 10 more minutes than us, ready?”.

“I can’t believe you reached to that conclusion. Let’s try it!”. The three of you seemed excited and immediately started to work on your potion one more time.

You were impressed, but you thought that maybe you shouldn’t. Namjoon seems to pay a lot of attention to detail, so of course he would be right. It seemed like something so simple and obvious for him.

Another month passed and you were doing better in potions, everything seemed alright in your classes and you were learning a lot. But Joonie kept glancing at you on every once in a while, and you felt hesitant to ask him what was going on. Something was bothering him, since later you realized he seemed to be avoiding you on purpose.

You tried focusing on your classes to stop thinking about what you did to Namjoon, you don’t recall saying anything wrong or doing something that could bother him. You weren’t sure if he had been talking to Cho or not, he probably did, since those pitiful eyes were only directed to you.

Christmas was approaching, which meant most of the students were going back home for the Winter break, you decided to stay at the castle so you could continue practicing, there was no way you could do it at home so your parents understood you were still so eager and focused to learn.

Cho unfortunately had to leave your side, but you were happy she could leave to see her parents.

“Are you going to be ok?”. Cho asked. “You can still change your mind and go to your parents, or mine! I swear my dad is a great cook, he always makes a great dinner for Christmas”.

“It’s alright Cho. I know why you’re asking, and it’s probably something you don’t want to talk about. But it’s ok, I will focus on something else, but trust me…next time I’m going to yours and try your dad’s cooking”. You laughed.

“Look…”. She smiled, but she seemed like she wasn’t sure to keep going or not, she seemed like she knew what was going on with Joonie. “Yes, I can see something shifted, and I’m truly sorry. Wish I could understand him more, you know? But give him some time”.

“Don’t worry, I think I know what is going on, but I won’t push it. I do miss him, but I can’t force him to talk”.

Cho gave you a smile, and you both decided to drop the topic and go on with your day.

It continued like this, both of you ignored the conversation until it was time for her to leave.

“Please be careful, and try to hang out with the other girls, I don’t want you to struggle”.

“Don’t worry Cho, I’m alright. I’ll keep my mind busy with other stuff, it can’t be that bad”.

You both hugged and said your goodbyes. You realized that Namjoon was gone too, so at least you won’t notice him ignoring you in the almost empty castle.

More days passed and it was Christmas Eve already, you were looking forward for the Christmas dinner and to hopefully take something to your dorm too. You were about to round the corner and reach the Great Hall until you crashed with something —or rather someone.

“Hey, watch where you’re going!”. You recognized that voice—Min Yoongi, and until you locked eyes he realized who he was talking to. “No wonder why you’re so dumb and clumsy, it had to be a Mudblood”. He said this with his voice full of venom, but you were confused about what he just said.

“Oh? Excuse me?!”. You were furious, how dare he call you dumb?. “First of all, I’m not dumb you idiot, I wouldn’t be in Ravenclaw if I was. Second, what the hell is a Mudblood?!”.

He started laughing…laughing! “Bloody hell, see what I mean? You don’t even know what that means. But it kind of makes sense, Mudbloods are just that oblivious”. He made a few steps closer to you, making you nervous. “Mudbloods are a vile excuse of wizards, wizards that come from parents with no magic. Scum like you that don’t deserve a place here. Do me a favor, and try to never walk near me again, how does that sound?”.

You froze, you knew some Slytherins could be judgemental about blood status, but never expected these words to be directed to you with so much hatred and disgust. How could someone be this mean? It’s not like you chose this, you had a peaceful life back home, with your non wizard parents and non wizard world.

“Why did I do to you anyway?! And fine, it’s not like I want to see your ugly face again”. It was a lame comeback and you knew that, you just wanted to run away from the situation, so you turned around and ran to your bedroom.

You didn’t dare to go back for your dinner, you couldn’t stop crying for some reason. The biggest part of you told you to ignore him, that not everyone thinks like that. But there was a small part of you that felt like he may be right, or maybe most of the students did not want you there…like Joonie. And that’s the part that won…small, but hurtful enough.

And this is how you spent Christmas. Alone, and full of tears.

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A/n: soooo this is the end of chapter 2! I decided to change a few things, but hopefully you like it 🙏🏻 please let me know your thoughts, I’m enjoying this too much! Hopefully you will too.

#bts hogwarts au #min yoongi #yoongi angst #yoongi x reader #yoongi x you

[plantdonutwrites]

i stole this from @redstringraven, for funsies!~

bree 🐝🎨🌟

five random facts: 01. the first thing bree ever learned to cook was french toast, which she learned to make at nine years old. 02. she dreams of refurbishing a yellow school bus into a home that she can live in and drive around everywhere. 03. her dream jobs other than being an artist include: being a beekeeper, an art director, and a kindergarten teacher. 04. she is a collector of countless things: pressed flowers, postcards, trading cards, rocks... the list is truly endless. 05. her art style is at times cartoon-y and at times semi-realistic, and her "specialty" is drawing and painting mundane environments with something whimsical or magical about them, i.e. small, personified forest flora living in mushroom houses, ducklings swimming in a kitchen sink-turned-pond... so on.

favorite food: banana bread, chicken nuggets, tamales, & veggie chili.

least fav food: potato salad, white chocolate, sandwiches w/ meat.

cause of stress: being overstimulated. crowded, loud places. feeling left out. not knowing where people are. people arguing. dogs sitting by themselves in cars or in front of houses or stores.

a quote i associate with them: "if we don't tell people how we feel, how will they know?"

min-ji 🎧🍵🐰

five random facts: 01. she's always wanted a rabbit as a pet, and specific ones she likes are black otter rex, french lop, and teddy dwarf. 02. min-ji has been playing piano since she was 5 years old, but she wasn't tall enough to play it properly (alone) until she was 10 (lol). 03. she loves to read, especially fantasy, and is one of those people who can read an entire series of books in 1-3 days. she annotates a lot, dogears pages--the books she owns are very much well worn and loved. 04. her favorite/most used emoji is n.n 05. min-ji is ambidextrous, or "why not both-handed" as mikey calls it.

favorite food: chocolate cake, tteokbokki, sushi, tempura, & barbecue.

least fav food: hot dogs. onions. anything pickled. italian food.

cause of stress: feeling like she's being watched. small spaces. underground spaces, like the subway. being sneaked up on. comparing herself to others.

a quote i associate with them: "i think too deeply about everything. i still don't know if that allows me to see more of the world, or less of it."

yunsol 💌💐🎀

five random facts: 01. yunsol's first glimmer of a "gay awakening" was disney's version of pocahontas. cue a paradigm shift in preteen yunsol's life. 02. one of the things she loves to do to relax is to either take a late night bath or swim; she considers these things extremely self indulgent. 03. she loves reading and watching romcoms, kdramas, romance manhwa/manga... especially ones that are sapphic. but she keeps her gay media under lock and key... literally. 04. after min-ji's accident, yunsol and min-ji became much closer as she supported min-ji through her recovery. in her late teens, yunsol got a tattoo of two cranes to symbolize her and min-ji's closeness. it's located on the inside of her upper left arm. 05. she secretly wants to learn to play the electric guitar.

favorite food: stews, ramen, stir-fry, spicy foods, & homemade dumplings.

least fav food: sweets (if they're too decadent). italian food. hamburger meat. oatmeal.

cause of stress: the risk of being outed. having to put on an 'act' for her friends and family. keeping secrets. confrontation. trying to establish a balance between work, socializing, and self care in an authentic way. her parents' high expectations.

a quote i associate with them: "vulnerability is clumsy, but it's the only thing worth anything."

#f: tmnt 2k3 #oc: bree o'neil #oc: min~ji seong #oc: yunsol seong #꒰ happy new year!! ♡ have a thing of a thing!꒱ #pdwrites

[hotgirlslift]

hi yall soo this is a lil tip i just wanted to share!!

so for me personally the thought of getting caught rly rly frightens me and i rly don't want to get caught, so if i feel like i stole too much from one store or i got sussed, i make a blacklist and not go there for a certain time.

for example for VŠ i stole a lot from there a few times and i beeped accidentally bc i was stupid (i was a babylifter and didn't know how tag beeping works) and i was a lil sussed so i decided to not go there for 6 months. but if i REALLY need to go there i would wear a super good disguise (wig, lashes, style change, diff bag, heavy makeup bc i wasn't wearing any makeup at all, contact lenses, and go w a diff person)

i really really don't want to get caught omg 😭😭 ive been stealing a lot and im like rly scared ill got cocky lol.. i always rly try hard to not get cocky

i literally had a nightmare last night of a LP stopping me and i ignored him and walked out and the LP started chasing after me so i started running and he was chasing me for 10 mins... and i woke up 😭😭😭

but after that night which is today i st0le so many stff JFKSKFKS ill post a haul soon

[bongo50ize]

The first of April, joke day of the Danceverse Crew.

Description : the Danceverse Crew Who makes jokes about a jack and wanderlust Who helps him to prank his friends

We can see the house of the Danceverse Crew jack Who gets up to go to the kitchen.

Sara Who puts salt in Jack's coffee she says: We will laugh.

Brezziana and Mihaly who is looking at sara Put salt in the coffee. Jack who arrives in the kitchen and Sara From a coffee to Jack.

Jack: hello girls and thank you Sara. Jack Who drinks coffee, he spits. Sara Brezziana and Mihaly laugh he's trying to remove salt from his tongue. Jack Who gets angry After his friends.

Jack: It's not really funny girls. And who goes to the bathroom. wanderlust He arrives in the kitchen Seeing Jack angry.

wanderlust: What happened with Jack?

Sara : It's the first of April, we made a prank.

wanderlust : Jack He doesn't find it funny but it's still funny.

Brezziana : I'm going to turn off the hot water for Jack.

10 mins later.

Brezziana Who will turn off the water in the shower to Jack.

Jack He soaping his head in the shower. Suddenly jack cry AAAAAAH! I then rinsed my hair making a face. Sara Brezziana and Mihaly laugh .

Mihaly : I'll steal these clothes, save the slip.

Jack They come out of their bathroom angry. : Who turned off the hot water. I am rinsing my hair and my body with cold water.

Sara and Brezziana : For an April sound!!

Jack : I understand why my coffee which is salty this morning. Alright, I'm going to go get dressed.

Jack he enters his room, he opens his drawer and he notices that there are no clothes, apart from the underpants.

Mihaly : For an April sound!! That's enough, I've had enough jokes, I want to catch you.

Jack He gets really angry. : That's enough, I've had enough jokes, I want to catch you And I sent it to my mother.

Mihaly They run away so as not to get caught by Jack.

but wanderlust And he grabs Jack's hand to stop him.

wanderlust : Why do you want to send the other 3 to your mother?

Jack : Because are the first day of April!

wanderlust : You're going to calm down in my room, but first you have to find your clothes.

Mihaly He gives his clothes back to Jack.

So the bedroom de wanderlust. wanderlust : Why do I see you angry this morning in the kitchen?

Jack : Because Sara put salt in my coffee, Brezziana turned off the hot water and Mihaly stole my clothes.

wanderlust : Don't worry, the girls she put on my underpants this morning.

Jack who thinks : I'm sorry, I better not get mad on the first of April.

wanderlust : Why don't you do the same We're going to laugh this joke too much.

Jack Who smiles And who hugs a wanderlust.

At 11:55 a.m.

Jack Who puts a whoopee cushion in Brezziana's chair and wanderlust who steals toilet paper, he hides it.

When dinner is ready Brezziana A close to her sit down, but the cushion Fart farts. Brezziana she just runs to the toilet. Brezziana She realizes that there is more toilet paper. You can hear Brezziana screaming.

30 mins later.

Jack Who drives a fake Zen music They help me, pop music in the middle.

Mihaly Who does his thing usually meditate. Suddenly, the music starts to change genre Now he's switching to pop music, it's startling Mihaly.

jack and wanderlust laughs.

Mihaly : Why did my zen music suddenly change?

Jack : He steals Sara's pen. it replaces on A pen that hardly works. Sara He's writing for the shopping list. She realizes that the pen hardly works.

Sara looked at the 2 boys laughing.

Sara : It was you, you stole my pen.

Brezziana : You put a whoopee cushion And I ran into the toilet and there was no more toilet paper.

Mihaly : The music changed, was it you?

jack and wanderlust : For an April sound!!

Sara : Why are you making jokes with wanderlust?

Jack : Because I hate jokes, you make.

Mihaly : You can tell us Ah good face these jokes Whether you like it or not.

Suddenly, we hear the doorbell ringing.

Sara opens the door.

It's Zoozoo and Doodoo Who's behind the door.

Zoozoo : I brought coffee for all 7 to drink here.

Everyone was sitting at a table to drink the coffee, but they all spit it out. the coffee was salty and everyone was laughing.

It is the end.

#just dance #just dance 2023 #jd jack rose #jd wanderlust #jd mihaly #jd sara #jd brezziana #april fools

[rmorde]

FAVE PARTS OF JJK-S2 EPISODE 10:

I love this opening so much. Creative and accurate to how old computers start up.

The smooth transition between these two images was so good. From old and grainy footage to the smooth and clear "reality". Also the water animation was amazing!

My two faves working together for the first and last time. They would have been gremlins together. Yuji the movie dork and Kokichi the mecha dork.

They COULD HAVE BEEN MENACES TOGETHER! Talking about comic books and movies and animes and video games with Todo trying to get them into idols!

WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL!!!

This is an automatic fave. Why would it not? It's pretty iconic. But MAPPA really went EXTRA for this as usual.

Words of wisdom from Mahito. Something to think about more because I can't believe I forgot this detail that jujutsu/sorcery may be bending reality to a sorcere's will as well. After all, the way Gojo's ability works is "bring Infinity" into reality - he acknowledges that technically "infinity" isn't real but his powers make it so anyway.

So, logically, the world of JJK functions the same ways as ours in terms of physics but sorcerers can play around it with their CTs. 🤔

Very creative delivery of exposition by MAPPA as usual

Sad but true and it's fucking awful.

The only reason why curse users would go all out is because they know Gojo isn't there anymore. This also applies to You-Know-Who as well. I swear the only reason he did what he did recently in the manga is because the ultimate threat to his You-Know-What is finally eliminated thru cheating with the CT he stole.

The fact that Kokichi acknowledges that he did wrong, expressed regrets, and worked hard to redeem himself is why he is one of my faves. I'd defend his bad choices! And he is much better than Sugu-!

I find Gojo's overwhelming faith disturbing. It's sweet but disturbing nonetheless.

My two faves being happy together because they can retrieve Gojo. 😭

BEST SCENE EVER! 10 OUT OF 10!

NANAMIIIIIIIN!!!!!

NA-NA-MIN! NA-NA-MIN! NAna-NAna-NA-NA-MIN!

I don't know. It just stood out to me so much how as soon as Gojo was mentioned, Panda suddenly looked worried.

Gorgeous Nanami drawing! 😍

Two faves sharing braincells. As much as I rag on Mahito, I still love (and hate) him so much.

Two faves still sharing braincells bullying old man Jogo. Poor Jogo. ALSO! Gorgeous drawing of Choso of course!

The love they have for Geto...

Classic Karate-chop by Fushigiro

KITTY! GASP! MEOWY?!!!!!! MEOWY IS THAT YOU?!!!!!!!

MEOWY STRETCH!!!!

I approve Ino. Give the loaf kitty attention!

KITTY!!!

MAPPA. Fuck you for this one.

One last pic of the ultimate gremlin!

LMAO!!! Btw, this refers to Gojo! They're ragging on Gojo because he has gorgeous legs - long long lean legs! Ahahahaha

#obviously shibuya arc is going to kill me #ahahahahahah #*wails*

[myceliumtoaster]

Terrariums actually work??

I'm so excited cause today I opened up my little terrarium to check on the moss inside and I saw not one but THREE little guys!! Two teeny tiny snails alongside what I suspect is a silk worm!! I've been watering the moss with full moon water every once and a while and am happy to see that the fellas are thriving :)

The moss was originally from my backyard, it got kicked up when the landscapers came by so I grabbed the whole chunk, thinking I should rehome it since it was misplaced. I did a little research online into terrariums and found out moss is pretty easy to take care of! It doesn't need much light, should be watered or misted lightly twice a week, and that's about it. Grows and spreads on its own. It doesn't have a root system, which means it can grow on pretty much anything too!! That's why you'll commonly see it on rocks and in between cracks in the pavement. And that’s why it was still alive even though it had been displaced by the landscapers. I knew it was my time to shine! I’m a big fan of wildlife rehab, I love helping out the environment!

So I set to work getting materials for the terrarium, and then as I was putting everything in I discovered a tiny little snail on the underbelly of the moss! I had no idea at that time if it was still alive after what the landscapers had done, so I carefully put the whole chunk in the jar and gave him my best wishes.

It turns out there was at least three (and counting) in there this whole time!! And they're all alive and having a blast exploring the jar.

Who knew making a terrarium could bring me so much joy?? It gives me something to look forward to, and helps me remember to take care of myself cause I'm just a little guy too!

Below I included a general how-to for moss terrariums!! From the mouth of a green witch, so keep in mind that everyone has different views! Feel free to take my opinion with a grain of salt. And please do your own research for the sake of whatever little guys and plants you wish to take care of :)

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To make:

1. Get yourself a clean mason jar. I decided to use a dollar store brand one I had previously used to hold moon water. It felt right! Make sure to rinse it out very well, any leftover soap can harm the life you'll be rehoming, so please be careful!

2. Plants and animals alike need certain nutrients to survive! The base of the terrarium was a few different layers of stuff. The first was about an inch of flat pebbles and stones, to help with drainage. Mason jars don't have holes for drainage, so the goal is to let the excess water collect in the spaces between the stones at the bottom, as far as I know. I'm a bit of a crow so I chose mostly based on look and feel, I'm a fan of pretty rocks. I stole these from around my yard. We've got some good gravel around here.

The next layer was about an inch of fine charcoal. It's rich in carbon and real good for plants. I took this right out of the fire pit in the backyard. My partner explained to me that the super shiny bits of charcoal that collect in the hottest bits of the fire are the ones that are almost pure carbon, and most people don't know that you can get the stuff right from fireplaces. Yeah, that shit in the face masks? It's practically free if you've got a fire pit. I had no idea it was as easy as having a bonfire. You would've thought with all the minecraft I would've caught on sooner. Anyhow it's so light and brittle that you can crumble it with your fingers, you don't even need a mortar and pestle. So we spent like 5-10 mins and had a blast crumbling up the charcoal, and slowly filling the terrarium. It does get all over your hands, but it’s a good texture imo.

The last layer is regular old dirt. Two inches of it to top things off. I got this (as you can probably guess) from my backyard. Again the landscapers had just been there, and they had aerated the dirt, so it was up for grabs in my eyes. They had fucked with my moss. I love my moss.

3. Then you can decorate the surface. I grabbed a couple more of the flat stones and arranged them in a way that felt right, then grabbed a medium sized twig and placed it diagonal across the terrarium. Small guys like snails and tiny insects like to climb and explore, so it's good to have something climeable like a stick or chunk of bark. Keep an eye on it though, if it starts to rot you should replace it. Be careful when disposing of anything from the terrarium, as there may be guys! I saw both snails getting good use of the stick today, they seem to love it so far! The worm looking guy was vibing in the moss mostly, and burrowed when I watered today so I haven’t seen much of him!

4. Lastly it's moss time! Start by giving the jar a good mist, and then you can start moving your moss in. If you're foraging for moss anywhere besides your backyard, please only take what you need (moss spreads easily so you only need a small chunk, maybe an inch or two wide + long), and ask the local spirits if it's okay to take it first. They may direct you towards something they’d prefer you to take, or ask you not to take anything at all. This is total UPG but my general rule with this is that if it's your first time visiting somewhere, you should introduce yourself and get to know the land before taking anything. It's just like getting to know a new friend, you don't go asking for a favor immediately. So for this project, it's best to forage for moss in a place you know pretty well.

Like I said before, moss doesn't have a root system! So it can grow on pretty much anything. It typically prefers light sun to shady conditions, and a light mist twice a week. If it feels completely dry to the touch, it's time to water. But this isn't it's only warning system. It can dry up even further and turn a shade of brown, and even then there's a chance to revive it. Moss is very resilient!!

When adding to your terrarium, you can either press the moss into the dirt or onto the stones lightly with your fingers, or using tweezers. Be sure to check the moss for little guys before doing so! It's safe to break it up into smaller chunks if no one's home, but otherwise, you should try to put it down in one go.

5. Once the moss is down, water twice weekly, preferably via a spray bottle. If one is not available, you can poke tiny holes in a water bottle cap and tip the bottle upside down to water. You can even give it a light squeeze, but try to aim for the sides of the jar so that the water doesn’t displace any guys. That's what I've been doing and it's been working pretty well!!

You can either poke tiny holes in the lid of the mason jar, and/or keep it very lightly screwed on so that there’s still some air flow. I’ve heard that true terrariums should be able to be sealed but I don’t hold myself to that standard, I’m new to this shit! I leave my cap unpoked and unscrewed, just lightly placed on top of the jar. None of the guys are big enough to displace the tin cap, so I deemed it safe enough. Anyways thanks for reading, if anyone has any questions I’m happy to answer to the best of my knowledge!

Happy moss growing and guy watching :)

#mycelium to aster #terrarium #taking care of moss #and little guys #snails