#source: emperors new groove

[theroachking2930]

When Alastor Comes Back in the Finale

Lucifer, angrily: He's still alive!?

Husk: Well, he's not as dead as we would have hoped.

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[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Vi: Listen up. I’ve got one good reason why you should listen to me, instead of Jayce. Look at what I can do!

Vi: does a one-armed handstand*

Jayce: What does that have to do with anything?!

Caitlyn: No, no, she's got a point.

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[overheard-at-hogwarts]

[after Harry's first Quidditch match]

Snape: I could've let you die out there; then all of my problems would be over!

Harry: Well, that makes you ugly AND stupid!

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[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Sausage Supreme: Pull the lever, Shelby!

Skulk!Shelby: *slams the lever*

Sausage Supreme: WRONG LEVEEEEEERRRR!

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[capndragn94]

Finn: Mom! I ate a bug today!

Adora: Oh! Was mama baking again? Heh. *whispers* Don't tell her I said that.

Catra: I heard that.

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[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Lae’zel, looming menacingly over Zorru: Tell us where the crèche is and we’ll burn this grove to the ground!

Tav: Uh, don’t you mean ‘or?’

Lae’zel: *annoyed sigh* Tell us where the crèche is OR we’ll burn this grove to the ground.

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[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Sally: *grandiosely* Now... pull the lever, Julietta!

Julie: *pulls down the lever*

Sally: *falls through the trap door* Wrong leve e e e r . . . *splash*

Julie: Oops...

*few minutes later*

Sally: *stomping back on stage, make up running* Why do we even have that lever?!

Frank: Didn't you design this stage?

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[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Xena: Listen up. I’ve got one good reason why you should listen to me, instead of Eli. Look at what I can do!

Xena: *does a one-armed handstand*

Eli: What does that have to do with anything?

Gabrielle: No, no, she's got a point.

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[tf2incorrectquotes]

Scout: Is it just me or is Spy saving us?

Spy: NO! I just happened to be walking past and accidently burst through the door! Why would I save you?!

Scout: *rolls his eyes* Fine, then I'm not thanking you.

Spy: Good, then you're not welcome.

#source: the emperor's new groove #TF2 Scout #TF2 Spy #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes

[incorrectdigitalcircus]

Ragatha: How did you get back here before us?

Pomni: Uh… how did we, Jax?

Jax: Well, you got me.

Jax, pulling out a map: By all accounts, it doesn’t make sense.

#the amazing digital circus #Pomni #Ragatha #Jax #source: the emperor's new groove

[waterfire1848]

Azula: It can't be. Zuko: Sorry, but you're not going to become Fire Lord today. I am. Azula: How did you get here so fast?! Zuko: I-...How did we Katara? Katara: Well you got me. By all accounts it doesn't make sense. Zuko: Oh, well, back to business.

#incorrect quotes #source: emperor's new groove #azula #zuko #katara

[cruger2984]

Arlecchino: Freminet! Why did I think you could do this? This one simple thing. It's like I'm talking to a monkey. Lynette: Whoa, now. Arlecchino: A really, really big stupid monkey named Freminet! Lyney: Ouch. Arlecchino: And do you want to know something else? I've never liked your seafood soup. Lyney, Lynette and Freminet: (gasps in horror) Arlecchino: NEVER! Freminet: (drops his claymore, goes down to the floor and sobs) Lyney: (prepares his bow and cocks like a shotgun) That's it. She's going down. Lynette: (summons her sword) Now, now, remember, guys. From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward. (they saw a chandelier) Lyney, Lynette and Freminet: That'll work!

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[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Vi: How did you get back here before us?

Silco: Uh… how did we, Sevika?

Sevika: Well, you got me.

Sevika, pulling out a map: By all accounts, it doesn’t make sense.

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[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Hermione: So, I'll admit, this was a good idea.

Ron: When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?

Hermione: Hm, that's funny, because I thought... *holds up a finger* stealing your dad's illegally modified car... *holds up a second finger* flying it in plain view of Muggles to Hogwarts... *holds up a third finger* crashing it into the Whomping Willow and breaking your wand...were all really bad ideas.

Ron: Okay, anything sounds bad with that attitude.

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[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

fWhip: It's no concern of mine if Gobland doesn't have... what was it again?

Gem: Basic resources?!

fWhip: Well, they should have thought of that before they became peasants.

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[nerdasaurus1200]

When Alastor first arrived in Hell

Overlord: Who the fuck are you?

Alastor: Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you- wait…,is that my voice? *coughs* Is that MY voice? Why is there a radio filter on it??? Oh well…

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #source: the emperor's new groove #alastor