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Zombieland | (2009)
dir. Ruben Flischer
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Alice: Don’t worry, Sel grows on you.
Valec: Really?
Alice: No, it just gets worse.
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Stiles: I figured I'd be safer with Peter. You see, he was in the ass-kicking business, and...
Peter: Business is good.
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Incorrect Loki Quotes [160/?]
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Laura: Don’t worry, Travis grows on you.
Ryan: Really?
Laura: No, it gets worse.
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It's amazing how fast things can go from bad to total shit storm.
Harry Potter, probably
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Zim: I'm not great at farewells, so...
Zim: That'll do, pig.
Dib: That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard. And you stole it from a movie!
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Jonathan: I’m wondering…. about how I was resurrected?
Geoffrey: Haven't you seen a zombie movie before
Jonathan: I have not, for the record
Geoffrey: well it was nothing like that so there you go
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Tony: Ziva sets the standard for 'not to be fucked with'.
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A: Don't worry, B grows on you.
C: Really?
A: No, it just gets worse.
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Junko, looking at Ai: "I'm not a homosexual, but wow."
Saki: "You don't have to be gay to appreciate a good looking chick."
Junko: "No, I'd like to sleep with her."
Saki: "Oh, okay. Shit."
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Zombieland | "Don't swing, don't swing... swing!"
(2009), dir. Ruben Flischer
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(as they're about to split up on a mission)
Yelena: Don't do anything that I wouldn't do. You get what I'm saying?
Kate: Not really, no.
Yelena: Dammit, Kate.
(yanks Kate by her arm)
Yelena: Stick close to me.
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Scott: [to Stiles] You're thinking about fucking Jackson!
Stiles: What? NO!
Scott; ignoring Stiles: Hey, wish granted. He's spent the last twenty-four hours fucking us both.
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Callie: i’m wondering…. aboUt how i was resUrrected?
Dave: havent you seen a zombie movie before
Callie: i have not, for the record!
Dave: well it was nothing like that so there you go
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