Nancy: If this was us meeting for the first time... I'd do it all again. The fucks, the fuck ups, everything. I'd do it all again.
Steve: What's that supposed to mean?
Nancy: It means I still love you.
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Teacher: So, where it says ‘describe your ideal career’ you’ve just drawn a picture of a snail?
Peter, nodding, proudly: Yeah.
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Daffy: Zurich? Like, in sthpathce?
Bugs: It's in Switzerland.
Daffy: She's only been awake five minutes and he takes her sthkiing? That is crazy!
Bugs: She's at a clinic, you maroon.
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He's just a little creature
A real cryptid
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[The language of twins]
Yosemite Jack: Sham. [Sorry]
Yosemite Sam: Huh?
Jack: Katie sham. [I'm sorry]
Sam: Why are you talking Twin? We don't do that anymore.
Jack: Emsy sham doo. [Say you're sorry too]
Sam: Emsy sham. [Sorry]
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