#such a cockblock

[kazoo-the-demjin]

just thinking about how nina is all quiet, contemplative and looks mildly disturbed ever since she saw alina use merzost like just saying it's very weird and concerning ehehehe

#merzost #yeah i was just checking the spelling of merzost the tags suggest it so #anyways here are the real tags #i hate tagging #such a cockblock #in watching a show and just wanting to rant #shadow and bone netflix #shadow and bone #the shadowhunter chronicles #soc #tay shit #tay.soc #nina zenik #alina starkov #malyen oretsev

[iztea]

i drew this pre-s5 finale when we still thought he was a vampire so please take it as it is

#tfw ur ability cockblocks you 💔 #bsd #bsd fanart #art #fanart #dazai #bungou stray dogs #skk #chuuya #comic #soukoku #bsd manga #bsd s5 #bsd comic #skk comic #iztea draws

[milkcioccolato]

Anakin has TWO DADS CONFIRMED!!!

#cockblocked by your own padawan #how brutal #they’re DADS YOUR HONOR! #maul #darth maul #jedi maul #obi wan #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #obimaul #jedi obimaul au #star wars #milks artsies

[frogchiro]

Ok so about cow!reader and soap i wanted to get into bit more detail

Bull!Soap is mounting cow!reader all day because he could smell her hea was getting close he was following her around all day and kept messing with her until farmer!price had to step in and took reader away

Bull!Soap is so cheeky!! He has no shame at all and may seem like a bit of an airhead, more muscles than brains but he's stupidly brave and cunning in his own way, an example of this is when he managed to break through into your pasture one sunny day😭

How he did it no one really knows but all Soap cares about is finding you!! He could smell you from far away, your sweet scent tinged with a more heavy note-you were near your heat! A perfect time for him to finally get to you and breed you so that way Price won't take you away from him since you will be a mated pair with a baby, it's a genius plan!!

When he finally finds you he swears he hears angels singing; you're laid out like a meal on the soft grass, the sun giving your soft skin and fluffy coat an etheral glow as you lay calm and happy among tiny white flowers and only move when you hear Johnny call out to you and you moo softly back.

You shift a bit from your position and prop yourself up on your elbow as you watch the large bull approach you, his heady musky scent making your pussy clench and ache and you curse softly; Soap's your friend but your incoming heat is clouding your mind and the quick thought of being mounted by one of the strong bulls here on the farm comes and goes in the blink of an eye and leaves you flustered, your tail lashing behind you.

Soaps smirks at your form, much more twitchy and fidgety than before and from then on it's game on for him. For the rest of the day he'll be flexing and preening before you, showing off like crazy and scenting you even more, releasing as much of his musky scent as possible to push you over the edge and get you into heat, he's so so ready to mate :(( He'll be nuzzling against you insistently, desperately wanting you to present yourself and smell like him, draping himself over your back and trying to hump you, listening to your whines and soft moos as he tries to fit the tip of his cock inside your aching cunt but in his desperate state he always misses making his cock slide over your swollen lower lips and smearing his seed all over you.

By afternoon you basically won't be able to get him off of you, being on the brink of your heat clouding your head and almost sending Soap into an early rut but he still can't seem to get inside you :(( Your hole just seems too tight and slippery with slick making his cock slide over it and only just managing to hump you, your poor pussy and lower tummy covered with his seed but none of it inside you where he wants :((

Just when Soap was starting to get angry with impatience and desperation, his need to breed overtaking any rational thought he was suddenly pulled back roughly by his horns by and even angrier Price who was basically fuming. How the fuck did this even happen? How did Soap manage to get into your pasture in the first place?? But Price guessed it didn't really matter at that point, his main priority was getting you safely to your private pen/stable to get you safe and comfortable with your heat and send Soap back into his shared barn with the other bulls and punish him to hell and back. He'll have to do a pussy inspection on you now too to make sure Soap didn't stuff you full with his seed but that's more of a pleasure for John than a chore <3

#kin speaks #asks #interactions #poor soap getting cockblocked by his own desperation and then price too😭 #cod x reader #cod mw x reader #john soap mctavish x reader #soap mactavish x reader #john price x reader

[berrychocolatey]

can you please write a smut with Miguel and reader but lyla ends up interrupting

i love your writing 💋 tyy

Caught

🕸️Summary: Lyla is a cockblocker.

🕸️Warnings: P in V, dirty talk, etc.

🕸️a/n: Thanks for the request! I had to push through and write because I've been procrastinating so much 😭. I also just got a little summer job so I crash and watch black mirror as soon as I get home lmao. But this is a good request, thank you :)

Miguel groaned as he bottomed out into your soft, wet cunt. You groaned, his pace becoming entirely too agonizing for your liking. 

“Mphhh…please baby, go faster” you moaned, tugging on his hair. Sex with Miguel was alway unpredictable for you. You would like to say that he fucked rough all the time, but then there were also a lot of times like these where he would take his sweet time with you. Of course you didn't mind this, you relished the way his cock felt slowly gliding against your walls, and the way his head was in the crook of your neck, groaning and whimpering at the feeling of you. But you had come back from a rough day at your job, your coworkers seemed to piss you off with every breath they took, so the last thing you wanted was slow sex. 

Lifted Miguels head from between your breasts, looking him in the eye and locking lips before whispering a soft plead again, hoping this would be his last que before finally fucking you the way you wanted him to.

He kissed your cheek, nodding in agreement before pushing himself up so he had a hold of your thighs. 

“You want me to fuck you? Hm?” He groaned at the sight of your pussy swallowing his cock, pushing your thighs up to your chest. Miguel's pace quickened, making your eyes roll to the back of your head. This was exactly what you wanted. Your mouth dropped open in an “o” shape, his dick making you fucking speechless. Your eyes started to flutter shut until you felt a light tap on your cheek. 

“Nuh uh,” he panted, “You wanted me to fuck you?” he asked. You hastily nodded your head. “Then fucking look at me when i do it.” He wrapped his big hand around your neck, pulling it up towards him and applying the slightest amount of pressure. 

“Oh fuck, yes!! M Gonna cum Miguel , please!” His pace became relentless. The sound of his balls slapping against your ass mixed with the squelching sounds your cunt was making drove you crazy. You didn't know if you could last any longer. You felt your stomach start to coil, grabbing onto Miguel's biceps for leverage. 

“Yeah?” he moaned. “Right here hermosa?’’ 

“Y-yes!”

He smirked, biting down on his bottom lip, “Fuckin cum for me baby, want you to squeeze me so fu-”

The both of you were cut off by the bright light that came from your night stand. Miguel quickly took his hand off of your throat, “no. no this can't be happening.” he groaned. 

“What? What's wrong?” You were still catching your breath and clenching around his cock. 

You were about to ask him again when a miniature human holograph appeared in front of the two of you. 

You yelped, quickly pushing Miguel away from you and pulling the sheets over you. “What the hell Lyla?? Are you serious?” 

Lyla looked at the two of your sheet covered bodies, “Oh gosh! Am I interrupting you two?” she asked

Miguel ran a hand through his hair, “What does it look like, Lyla? I thought I explicitly told you no work calls on Sunday nights!” 

“No, you didn't. I actually told you to turn off your watch if you can't take any work calls and then you mumbled something about Sundays that was completely irrelevant.” Lyla crossed her arms. 

You threw your head back groaning. Of course he forgot to turn his damn watch off. “Seriously, Miggy?” You shook your head, “He's so sorry Lyla, he’ll turn it off next time. Isn't that right Miguel?” You nudged his arm.

“Yeah, I will okay? You can go now Lyla.”

She pursed her lips and crossed her arms, scoffing at his forgetfulness. “Okay well, I’ll leave you guys to it!” And she was gone in a blink. 

Miguel flopped down on the bed next to you, shaking his head in disbelief. He turned on his side to face you before planting kisses on your face, “Lo siento, mami. You wanna keep going?” he asked. You scoffed, looking him in the eyes. He couldn't be serious. 

“Miguel,” you sighed, “Having Lyla just pop up right before I was about to come makes me wanna rip my brains out.” You pulled the cover over your head, letting out a loud groan. “Lets just go to bed, Miggy” 

Expecting Miguel to comply, you faced away from him getting ready to shut your eyes when you felt his chest shaking. Was he laughing? You quickly sat up and looked down at him, he had his hands covering his face, his broad chest moving and you could see the smile from behind his hands. 

“Are you seriously laughing right now?!” You grabbed your pillow and chucked it at him. He burst out laughing, his eyes starting to water as he rested a hand on his abdomen. His fangs were showing now, and as pissed off as you were, your body could help but catch the contagious effect that his radiant smile had. You chuckled, shaking your head. 

“Baby i'm serious, I’m not getting turned on after basically flashing Lyla!” 

His amusement slowly died down, he wiped the corner of his eyes before apologizing and reaching to turn off the bedside lamp. He grabbed you by the waist and held you close, inhaling your sweet and comforting scent. 

You closed your eyes, getting lost in the warmth of his arms, but not before tilting your head back to face him, “And you better have turned off your watch Miggy”.

#miguel o'hara smut #miguel o'hara x you #smut #spiderverse #berrychocolatey #spiderman 2099 #miguel o'hara x reader smut #cockblock #i love miguel #creaming #i need him #miguel o'hara fanfiction

[jadequarze]

Just two witches being soft and a hell hound who somehow gives more attention towards Imogen

#jade draws #critical role #cr3 #critical role fanart #imodna #imogen temult #laudna #tbf i dont know if laudna will ever use hell hound but in my head she does #and her hell hound gives more attention towards imogen #much to laudna dismay #she getting cockblocked by her own hell hound #besides we know how weak imogen is towards animals/crechurs overall

[freyito]

Can you write a scenario where Smoke tries to ask reader out but is nervous and asks Johnny for advice?

UUUUGH YEEEEES, i think this is suuuuch a cute idea!!!

tags: little bit of projection, fluff , gn, mk1 smoke, proofread

-𝙎𝙈𝙊𝙆𝙀 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙉𝙀𝙀𝘿𝙎 𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝘼𝘿𝙑𝙄𝘾𝙀

Tomas has noticed you since the fateful night at Madame Bo's. Even if he was there just for Kung Lao & Raiden's initiation, he hasn't been able to get you off his mind.

He's gotten closer to you over time. He's noticed all your little quirks, the way you curse people out in sign-language behind their backs, when you just cant find the words in a room full of too many people.

Tomas has also noticed that you've starting gravitating towards him. Your touch lingers, you always sit closer to him, you speak to him softer, look at him softer, etc. Shit, he thinks he has a chance now.

But, every time he wants to ask you out, he always trips up on his words. He's always so close, but can never fall through. He's nervous.

So he asks Johnny for help. The master. Self-proclaimed. Johnny tells him to use the classic 'did you fall from heaven'. Tomas seriously thinks this will work.

Next week, Tomas finds you at Madam Bo's. He grabs you by your pinky as your walking by. And then throws that horrid line at you.

After regaining your composure, you hit him with an equally worse one. 'Aren't you tired? Cause you've been running in my mind all day.'

Holy shit. Tomas is flustered. And through some czech swears- sračka- He asks if he can buy you a drink.

'Let's call this a date.'

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#⁺◟freyito #mortal kombat x reader #mortal kombat x male reader #mortal kombat 1 x reader #mortal kombat 1 x male reader #smoke x reader #smoke x male reader #tomas vrbada x male reader #tomas vrbada x reader #i apologize if it's super short #tumblrs character limit is cockblocking me #let me write more please he's my bbg

[serraphique]

you're in a bed with a beautiful boy who says he's not quite ready for breakfast yet and you're kissing him when your boss bangs on your door and tells you that ravka needs saving

#shadow and bone #shadow and bone spoilers #wesper #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #kaz brekker #shdhsjs this is so funny #being cockblocked by ravka #or rather by kaz who wants money #ellie watches shadow and bone

[lotuso3o]

#the face of a man who has also liked her since high school but was essentially cockblocked by a child with another girl LMAO #ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 screenshots #sims 4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 gameplay #ts4 simblr #sims 4 simblr #simblr #secret garden challenge #secret garden #secret garden┊gen 4

[dramadred]

thinking about how lanfear interrupted a very much needed conversation between siuan and moiraine as revenge for moiraine cockblocking her in episode 4. she really uno reversed her

#the wheel of time #wheel of time #moiraine damodred #siuan sanche #lanfear #wot on prime #wot show #siuanraine #siuraine #fishwives #emotional cockblock for a physical cockblock #i’m using humor to cope okay #but really. we needed a conversation. something. #it’s been over twenty four hours and i am still just as heartbroken as i was yesterday #i’ve been EATING UP the theories though. gosh i love the minds of the siuanraine community

[1driedpersimmon]

🤔

#ff #ffxiv #Kaiien #sesame #ardbert #anyways so Kaiien met Ardbert #I love him… my sad sad el wiwi… #imagine being cockblocked by a ghost(?)

[huachengsromcom]

Hualian are SO SILLY —Imagine if they never went to the cave of ten thousand gods HOW would they have ever made it official?

Xie Lian sat at the dinner table one night 15 years from now: “GASP. Oh my god we’re dating!??”

Hua Cheng: “actually no, we’re married.”

#again I jest but SERIOUSLY #XL knows he fancies the pants off of HC but HC has cockblocked himself 🫠 #and tbf to XL HC really does come across as out of ANYONES league #when I was reading it I was like I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re ACTUALLY married and XL has just FORGOTTEN about it over 800 years #like that string around Hua Cheng’s finger was so sus #🥴🥴🥴🥴 #hualian #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #mxtx tgcf #she’s being unhinged again

[sojutrait]

vinnie ended up taking chu hua to her favorite coffee shop for their date which went v well. then she brought him back home and her cousins set the pizza oven on fire 🗿

#ts4 #s #*soju save #cockblocked by a cheese pizza this is madness #*chu hua gen

[telamons]

Jill: This isn't just your struggle, Clive. It's ours. And when we see how hard you fight, it inspires us to do the same. Or... would you rather we left you to save the world all on your own? Clive: No, that's not... Ignore me.

#final fantasy xvi #ffxvi #clive x jill #clive rosfield #jill warrick #ffxvi spoilers #mine #gamingedit #ffedit #ffgraphics #sorry abt the subs wasn't meaning to include them but i forgot about it and i already had done the others- felt too lazy to redo them after #otp: you are my treasure #what's their ship name? #cliji #warfield #gav.... being the eternal cockblock *sighs*

[madebydun]

Because, deep at heart, I'm a sucker for puns and cheesy one-liners <3

(And yes, it is my headcanon now that Keith Shadis had tampered with omd gear more often than what we've seen - after all he didn't want to have a lowlife thief in his ranks, did he? :p)

#eruri #shingeki no kyojin #levi ackerman #erwin smith #attack on titan #attack on titan art #shingeki no kyoujin fanart #keith shadis trying to cockblock them but ending with the opposite #my art #madebydun #erwin x levi #aot fanart #snk fanart

[siddunbi]

Dorian: Ah! You startled me Solas, you're always so... nondescript. Solas: PLEASE SPEAK UP! I CANT HEAR YOU OVER YOUR OUTFIT!

#solas #dorian pavis #dai #dragon age inquisition #dragon age #bioware #i love the banter always ALWAYS #i just wish the fucking requistion officer stopped cockblocking my ass smh