The GangStars Friday the 13th Mishaps! 💥
It’s Friday the 13th in October so here’s some obligatory stuff I guess
Bruno Bucciarati
Woke up and did not realize it was Friday the 13th.
His entire day went on as normal.
Except ONE TIME a zipper jammed up.
That’s just how he automatically knew.
That and Mista raved about it the entire day.
Other than that, his day was normal.
He did notice that Leone was having a rough day.
So he went to the store to buy him more of his coffee.
To surprise him for the next day.
He also got to catch an episode of his favorite show.
Leone Abbacchio
Very much looking forward to this day.
He was hoping misery would rain down upon his enemies.
Aka Giorno.
He sat in his favorite chair with his hands folded together and simply watched as chaos would unfold.
At least, that was his plan.
He woke up and had a bad hair day.
And then he didn’t have enough coffee grounds to make his morning coffee.
He also stubbed his toe.
And his leftovers were eaten.
And he missed his favorite show.
And then Giorno seemed unaffected by Friday the 13th.
Giorno ruins EVERYTHING.
Pannacotta Fugo
Immediately planned to do nothing that day.
He’s not usually superstitious.
Not like Mista.
But he wanted to be on the safe side.
Especially because he does tend to have bad luck.
His day was normal.
At least, the normal he planned for.
Since he just stayed in his room and read his favorite book all day.
No problems exist when you have the solutions ready.
But don’t come crawling to him for any help.
He is NOT leaving his room.
Narancia Ghirga
He forgot it was Friday the 13th.
Until Mista broke into his room that morning with good luck charms.
“They’re wards to protect you!”
Narancia did not want to carry around a rabbits foot.
But then all this crazy stuff started happening as soon as he declined it.
It started with falling down the stairs.
And then he spilled hot coffee on himself (and had to make a second cup which is why Abbacchio was out of coffee).
He also got hit with a bike on his morning jog.
And lost his wallet.
Guido forced him to take the rabbits foot after that.
Everything was suddenly fine.
He found his wallet.
He even found some delicious leftovers in the refrigerator!
So things DID get better.
Guido Mista
Friday the 13th!?
1 + 3 is the cursed number.
So of course this day is bad news.
He was PREPARED.
Had ALL the charms (except a four leaf clover).
And even forced Narancia to take one.
He then proceeded to point out every bad thing that happened that day and blame it on the day.
Oh, you missed your favorite show because someone was hogging the tv?
It’s Friday the 13th!
What did you expect!?
That box of leftovers in the fridge is gone because someone else ate it!
FRIDAY THE 13th!!!!!!
Giorno Giovanna
Today went flawless for Giorno.
He got everything he needed accomplished that day.
He even found a great deal at the local book store.
Bought himself a new set of bug collectors books.
And his plants?
They thrived that day.
But everyone else seemed to have it a little rough…
Poor Bruno…
One of his zippers jammed.
That one was truly unfortunate.
Trish Una
Today is the perfect day to watch horror movies!
For the most part, she did just that.
But every time Mista tried to blame a minor mishap, she felt the need to correct him.
“It’s not because of Friday the 13th that Abbacchio’s food is missing.”
“And you’re just projecting 4 into the day.”
Though… Narancia did seem to legitimately have a rough start to his day.
But that rabbits foot?
That’s the true atrocity of the day.
Where does Mista get this shit?
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