#tandom thought

[toffeacademia]

does anybody ever think about how bleak the future is?

no? just me? oh, ok...

#global warming #environment #tandom thoughts

[thats-a-real-mood]

This is gonna be weird but im okay with that.

But like i was just thinking like how would centaurs even fuck? Like i know some people give the human looking part of them dicks that fold or get hidden there. But im talking like if they use the horse dicks to fuck what is the human looking part doing with the other centaur? Where is it going? Is he just dangling in the air? Is he leaning over and trying to hold the other one? Like hes already above them but a significant amount, can they even do anything other than hold hands?

#centuars #just a tandom thought #shitpost #now im genuinely curious as to how that works #these things wont go away

[somethingsteff]

Fic Masterlist

All my stories are currently Obikin.

Bonus Spotify Obikin playlist 🎶

Complete:

You Can Leave Your Boots On - Anakin has been having a stressful week, so Obi-Wan takes it upon himself to give him the perfect surprise featuring his slutty boots and some new lingerie. (Rated E)

Dad's Got a Date with a Vampire - After playing a popular video game, Luke starts to question his dad's new boyfriend. He's so pale compared to the Skywalker family, and do people really have a garlic allergy? (Rated G)

WIPs:

It Takes A Village - When his best friend suddenly dies, Obi-Wan finds himself the guardian of his infant godson, Korkie. He's lucky to have his father, Qui-Gon, and younger sister, Padme, to help him, but he finds himself getting the most help from Padme's best friend Anakin. A sort of 3 Men and a Baby AU with Obikin slow burn. (Rated E)

ITAV Snippet 1, ITAV Snippet 2

Beta Readers Need Not Apply - Based off of this post. As a teenager, Anakin gets into reading and writing Star Wars fanfiction and finds one author in particular, Obi-Wan, whose work he loves. When Obi-Wan starts leaving constructive criticism on Anakin's stories, Anakin gets disheartened and leaves the community. Years later they meet again under different screen names and develop a flirtationship. Once their history comes to light, Obi-Wan spends the rest of the evening apologizing to Anakin. (Rated E)

Careful, I Bite - Anakin and Obi-Wan are roommates who enjoy hanging out together over video games - Anakin plays and Obi-Wan watches. In an attempt to increase Obi-Wan's interest in his newest game, Baulder's Gate 3, Anakin makes Obi-Wan as a character and lets him make all the dialogue decisions. When it's time to choose a companion to seduce Obi-Wan selects Asterion and during the first sex scene they realize that their feelings aren't as one-sided as they both previously thought. (Rated E)

Tandom Suns - After a week of nightmares depicting Shmi's death, Anakin finally confides in Obi-Wan what he's been seeing. Instead of dismissing him, Obi-Wan asks Quinlan, currently on Tatooine, to check in on her. After poking around Quin saves Shmi from the Sand People and returns her to her husband. After finding out the good news, Obi-Wan arranges for a two-week meditation retreat and surprises Anakin by taking him to see Shmi. While they visit they come to realize that their relationship surpassed that of simply Master/Padawan years ago (with some meddling help from Shmi). (Rated E)

Nutcracker AU (Unnamed) - At a Christmas party Obi-Wan receives a beautiful, handcrafted Nutcracker from his secret Santa, Anakin. Later on in the evening, a drunk Quinlan accidentally knocks the Nutcracker off a table, breaking it. Anakin reassures a distraught Obi-Wan that he can fix the Nutcracker and they arrange for Obi-Wan to come over to Anakin's apartment after the holidays so he can work on it. They realize that they've both been appreciating each other from afar at parties and decide to do something about it. (Rated T, I think)

Nutcracker rambles

Smash - Anakin is playing Smash or Pass with Ahsoka and Padme when Obi-Wan calls. Without thinking he responds "smash" to Obi-Wan’s holo projection, effectively admitting to everyone his feelings for the man. Smut ensues while Ahsoka tries not to think of her dad's getting it on. (Rated E)

Smash rambles

Unformed thoughts:

Cloni-Wan AU where the Kaminoans make an Obi-Wan clone (designation JM-081) without his knowledge (or consent) and he eventually finds himself in the care of Obi-Wan and Anakin (established relationship) at the Temple. Anakin is thrilled and it doesn't take long for the three of them to enter into a throuple. (Rated E)

Bowling AU where Obi-Wan and Anakin are on opposing bowling teams in a league and after each game they find themselves in a secluded corner of the bowling alley going at it. Hondo is the owner of the bowling alley and, because he thinks he and Obi-Wan are best friends, Obi-Wan has his own set of keys for his late-night activities. (Rated E)

Modern professor/student au (inspired here) where Anakin tries to seduce his Lit professor (Obi-Wan) but Obi-Wan tells him to study instead. After graduation Obi-Wan finds Anakin to tell him what a good boy he was to study and that he's earned a reward. (Rated E)

#fic masterlist #my fics

[l-flyhight]

" cold rain - fever pitch"

Chasing veruca in the dense mud was futile. Slowing the bears considerably.

"Blade you cant keep going like this!"

Their previous skirmish with the weasle left the bear with a sprained ankle. She was determined but reckless. Po offered a reasurring hand. She shrugged it away dejected.

The bear was annoyed. First the pirates and now veruca had the weapons. She trembled. Ire rose and her blood boiled.

The wind howled in anguish. Leaves in tandom fled from their forests. Grey clouds argued and rumbled in protest.

Po shivered. Not used to the bitterness of englands unpredictable weather.

"Well, it couldnt possibly -"

Blade abruptly spat at him.

"DONT YOU DARE SAY IT!"

An icy deluge cascaded the two. Rain fell from the heavens with reckless abandon.

"Worse...heheh"

Blade rolled her eyes.

"Achoo!"

"Humph, Welcome to England po"

"Dont be like that besides i doubt veronica urm veruca will get far. Without this anyway"

He held the storm wheel before thd bear. Blade blinked. Unsure of how he even had it. Reading her expression he continued.

"You travel around with a master theif and your bound to pick up a few things, right?"

The knight in name only sighed. Her deamonor softened slightly.

"Come on. Lets get out the rain before you catch your death out here"

The panda shivered as if agreeing with her.

Not far was a small house. Medieval in its structure paved with wood and stone. Quaint. It bore some charm however.

-----

A fire burnt in the open fire place. Embers splintered and cracked. Warmth enveloped the room offering reprieve from the cold.

Po and blade had dried off. Ate some stew and place the storm wheel out of harms way. Sitting in front of the fire they were comfortable amongst cushions. both had blankets wrapped around them.

Po was still shivering. Fearing he had a fever the large bear sits next to him. Attempting to rid him of the ice still in his veins.

"Its never simple. With all but one of the weapons gone. The whole affair with those pirates. Veruca on the loose...im not so certain anymore...."

A soft smile graces pos features. The crackling of the fire breaking the silence.

"Heyyy hey its gonna be ok. Weve come this far, right? Blade dont fret. Promise well get back the weapons, stop veruca and well do it. Together yeah?"

Blade turned away from him. She wanted to believe in his words, desperately but doubt made her recoil. The panda shifted his weight towards her, wanting to offer reassurance.

"Blade...i....look, i dont know whats in store for us. But regardless were in this together..."

Warmth suddenly pooling in his chest. Her gaze met his. The panda's heart rang in his ears. Their it was again. That bizarre feeling. Invading his senses. Thoughts blurred with a strange notion. His stomach started to cramp.

The tension over the months was impalable. Po was confused with these feelings. Forced them down. Blade simply ignored it. Often storming off abruptly. Avoiding it as best she could.

He couldn't recall when the gap between them shifted. Drawing close. Blade grew hesitant. His nose, despite his anxiety affectionately skimmed her cheek. A nuzzle. Chaste. Blade found herself returning it. Slow. Affectionate.

It was simply primeval. Deep rooted. Nuzzling wasnt something practiced in this time of age. But instinctual blood from ages past beckoned. The nuzzle grew.... intimate. Soft and loving. Lost in the action.

Before long pos blanket had bunched up on his lap. His paw rested on her knee. The nuzzle while soft grew. Blade couldn't help it. His warmth was soothing. Almost addicting.

For a fleeting moment their lips brushed past. Often their noses touched as did the shadow of their lips. Not a kiss but if it continued Blade wouldn't be able to stop. She hated it. Knowing deep down hed have to leave her. To abandon these shores and her. She would not tolerate him cutting her that deep and yet he had done so anyway. She cursed him.

Abrupty she took controll. Ignoring the pain in her chest. Strong and sudden she held his shoulders and pushed him away.

"Dont...please dont"

The panda was confused by her sudden out burst. Before he could offer his apolagies she walked off.not even looking back at him.

"Good night po"

It was cold. His deamour now one of guilt. He had crossed a line and blade rebuked him. He let his instincts take hold and he felt terrible... his training taught him to be one with both the ying and yang, to be above earthly presuits....his heart ached and yet so did Lutheras'.....

#traditional drawing #kung fu panda dragon knight #kung fu panda #luthepo #polade #drabble #kfp po #kfp fanart #fanfiction #po x wandering blade

[helsingvania]

Hi it's 4 am and the state of star wars animation has pissed me off so hard that I woke up 2 hours early.

I am SO FUCKING SICK OF THE CLONE WARS. Every single time a new spinoff is made the more I've grown to despise and apathetic towards all of its characters. This 15 year old show is continuously beaten to death and whatever was good in what frankly was a mediocre show is never used meaningfully again. Because it's all given to ahsoka.

Every single thing is given to ahsoka. I don't have any reason to like ahsoka anymore because of her over exposure just tries me now. Even at the points I do enjoy her gets overshadowed by everything that's been going on in the past 4 years with star wars. And now these characters are finally given the attention they deserved years ago...I just have to ask why do I care?

Yeah barris is interesting, but it's just so null to me since they're only NOW talking about her when that's one of the first things that should've came up in a clone wars spinoff. I don't give a shit about the final season, I have no reason to be invested in the bad batch. What does peak my interest is too little too late.

And I think the clone wars animation just needs to die. This art style - I DONT CARE HOW GOOD THE ANIMATION IS - is falling apart at the seams as we're constantly seeing the clash of old models and new models in the same room. They can't even render people of color or aliens properly with this style.

Thrawn doesn't look like an alien anymore.

And I'm going to talk about the other half of tales of the empire. Why the fuck is Morgan only getting shit NOW. AFTER SHE WAS KILLED IN THE FIRST SEASON OF AHSOKA. They literally were pulling shit out of their ass for that show regarding her and now they're back peddling to explain what the fuck was going on in that show. this isn't necessary, you had the opportunity to flesh her out but you didn't. So why should I care now? And I'm not excited to see animated thrawn again because this is in tandom with ahsoka. They didn't do him justice by showing how much of a threat he was in ahsoka, and I know they're not going to keep that up here. Thrawn is a fun villain but they amazingly missed everything that made him memorable.

I've been having thoughts about the state of this series film area and it just makes me want to ask. Is this meaningful? Does this add anything that's game changing? Or does it serve just explain things that people forgot to do in another show?

Andor is meaningful. It takes character's mentioned back stories and shows what they mean in the most horrifying implications possible. Cassian has been in this battle since he was 6 years old....not against the empire, but against imperialism. To him there was no difference between the Republic or the empire. A new view of this universe, a one showcasing the horrors of the wars.

Rebels is meaningful. It not only explained more of the horrors of the empire so younger fans can understand, but it also expanded upon the lore of the force which makes it more interesting and fascinates me endlessly. It's original characters all have unique traits and stories to them but they've all been wronged by war and the empire in more ways than one. They get focus and we're expanded upon naturally in one show.

What makes these shows meaningful? What does knowing how Morgan met thrawn adds to the extended narrative? How does this effect the universe and how we see it?

We don't know yet. But I don't have faith it will.

#star wars #tales of the empire #clone wars #helsing speaks

[blueiight]

every single thing i learn about anne wrt to race is just-

didn't she write blood canticle in the 2000s. writing over 40 years and learning nothing where race is concerned. because i know for a fact she wasn't making a critique of racism

ya blood canticle was published in 03 & it has to be one the funniest books in existence. my insane theory w zero basis in reality for why it ended up the way it did was bc anne rice caught a rap song on the radio somehow and freaked out at the thought of lestat not being in vogue so it spawned lestat suddenly being mr. talk like a gangsta look like an angel here and here only. (anybody reminded of a mr steve harvey ‘think like a lady act like a man’ or is it just me). + it certainly makes some sense for the charas who used the m—— word in the story n in the context of that scene to use it but nobody on god’s green earth should think mrs rice was using these characters as literary devices to discuss the pigmentocracy in the black communities in the us south like hell naw😂😂😂😂😂 at best what the chronicles posit on race in the story is a fixation on the ~exotic~ savage frontiers whether its new orleans thru the narrative of a slaver turned struggle vamp protagonist of interview, or the world these barbies trapieze , with characters like david talbot, gabrielle ‘exploring’ the african ‘frontier’, the legendaric myths of twmbk w/ teshkanmun , marius, pandora, all those og vamps & the underlying, repeated myth in qotd/tobt nall implying mixing ‘’bloods’’’ could end racism. (with the implicit denial of darker skin in this immortal fanci club, as most of the cast r white skinned vamps). like thats prolly as ‘good’ as the books got on race imo over 50 yrs. i dont expect the geriatric white lady writing self indulgent vampires to be king of the black people, we’d be lucky if she was racially conscious even, nor do i expect these immortal evil characters to be racially conscious but the fans tended to have such a fear factor in talking anything outside of their very insular tandom at least b4 the show came out. i rmbr some black creative in 20-21 on twt like made a brief mention on how the fandom that arose out of the iwtv movie + book/s set a precedent for later vampire stories glorifying the antebellum period & they came for that poor soul heavy. and for what?

#yn. #yn answers #for what its worth. blood canticle made me quit the chronicles my first read i was like oh hell naw whos this wigger he not my les #Im censoring the word cuz its not mine to say but its a slur for black/white mixed raced ppl #tvc #blood canticle #everywhere i go im like the pope!

[written-in-flowers]

Just some tandom angst thought at 6am:

I only got into GOT/AsoIaF because of my dad. He was saying there's this new fantasy show on HBO, and I think you'd really like it because it's up your ally and I enjoyed it. I remember him telling me about Drogo and Dany in the car on the way home from college (he used to pick me up after class), and telling me certain plot points of it to get me interested. So we binged it when season 1 ended because HBO liked to replay shows all the time. It instantly became a favorite of mine, and it still is. He would've liked HotD, I think. Maybe not as much as GoT, but he'd give it a watch for me.

Miss him 💔

#flowers speaks #was watching a tiktok about someone saying Ned's death scene changed media #and I remember seeing it for the first time #waiting for someone to intervene or save him but nobody does and they kill off their main character #the tears for arya and sansa still come

[biboyhalo]

george should just do solo streams i love hearing him ramble i think im gonna rewatch the part of his stream where he was watching those cooking videos

i love when he just says things he has such an interesting train of thought i love just listening to him doing tandom stuff. id kill for a weekly stream of george just watching youtube videos

#anon #asks

[thinkingcrab]

The sorrow of the dark

The light is day The dark is night We are more productive in the day time Well in the night we burn fuel and rest Two opposites working in tandom The dark is considered to be bad. Yet trees grow at night humans grow in the night sky. We always want to be the good persony Yet we shy away from our bad side. Thoughts by YANNIK

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#Inspired #Yannik

[newt-benjamin]

tandom thought but i rememeber for the first 8 years of my life i lived in a shit house always full of black mold with a mother who was to sick to tske care of me and my sister who were poor

[heavydirtysoul-24]

What is really turns me off in a guy is this tendency to treat 'being gay' as something illegal or marginalized, like it's not normal.

Recently, one guy, friend of a friend of mine, texted me. His message started like this: 'i know that you are in THIS business, wanna hang?'. Do you really think it's okay to write something like this?

#tandom thought #lgbtq #gay #problems

[firefly-fez]

me: [very anxious about not forgetting the meeting i have today]

me: don’t forget the meeting, don’t forget, meeting with B at 10:00, don’t forget, very important, don’t forget

me: [remembers to attend meeting]

me: yay! We did it! Okay let’s follow up with that email and-

me: [opens email to see a message from L��� who I was also supposed to have a meeting with at 10:00, but I accidentally double booked myself without realising it]

me: DANGNAMMIT I WAS DOING SO WELL

#why did this hapoen kids? #because I didn’t put the meeting with L in my diary! #so when B wanted a meeting at the same time #i checked my diary #saw nothing #and thought #HECK YEAH im free #but alas #i was not free #moral of the story: #WRITE DOWN WHERE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE AND WHEN AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE SAME PLACE #BECAUSE IF THEYRE NOT IN THE SAME PLACE #IT DEFEATS THE PURPOSE #see i did write down meeting with L at 10 #but I had not made THE SPREAD yet for that week’s activities #so #i scribbled it on a tandom page #and did not transfer it when i did have THE SPREAD #le sigh #organisation #is such a hassle #ok #morning tea time methinks

[somethingsteff]

🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help?

🦴 ⇢ is there a piece of media that inspires your writing? 

☁️ ⇢ what made you choose your username?

Ask game here!

🥑 - it would probably be @palfriendpatine66 and @yourfavoritefridge. I feel like they're both chaotic, wouldn't ask questions, and would have good ideas on what to do next. We'd be unstoppable. 😂

🦴 - so right now AotC is really inspiring my wip, Tandom Suns. I'm also cultivating an obikin Spotify playlist that helps to get the ideas going.

☁️ - so it all started when I was changing my ao3 name. I don't remember what it was before, but I was asking my best friend what my new one should be and they said "I don't know. Something amazing." And I thought it would be funny to just make my name SomethingAmazing. Then that transformed into somethingsteff at some point for tumblr.

Thanks for the fun asks!!

#ask me stuff #truth and dare #ask game

[birthdaylobotomy]

And without pain we would not know the overflowing euphoria of relief and comfort..... the world is not a toy for me to play with, every action either leads to pain or to comfort one way or another. standing up for myself leads to external pain, embarrassment, shame... but internally I am comforted and proud. humans are small animals, but we are more internally volatile than any other... the world is not mine but I am the worlds.

#txt #idk #tandom #thoughts

[kinda-bookish131223]

Evolution of Clint Barton

Avengers: brings like 12 arrows to fight a massive army. Runs out

Avengers Age of Ultron: remembers past mistakes, brings TWO whole quivers. So done with himself. “We’re fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow”

Infinity War: ?????

EndGame: finally learns and brings a FUCKING SWORD

#important #marvel #clint barton #endgame #infinity war #age of ultron #avengers #text post #tandom thoughts #evolution

[meowmaids]

External me: calm, cool, collected

Internal me: RA RA-RASPUTIN RusSIA’s GreatEst Love MACHINE therewasA CAT ThaT Really was GoneeeeeeE

#ra ra rasputin #just tandom thoughts #just dance #meme #memes #lol #funny text post #textpost #russia #rasputin #queue #me