#thanks for the idea anon!

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

pregnant blake having to deal with Yang constantly talking to her belly, also you know she is gonna be craving fish like crazy, I hope Yang is up for late night fish shopping sprees

Yang: (singing to Blake's watermelon belly) You are my sunshine. My lovely sunshine. You make me happy when skies are gray. You'll never know, dear, how much we love you (winks up at Blake) So please come soon, so we can all play.

Blake: Damn hormones.... (wipes tears out of eyes)

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Blake: (holding her back and walking around the house uncomfortably) Really, Little One? You had to choose this week to drop like a wrecking ball?

Yang: (bursts through the door) I'm hooooome! How's my bright and glowing wi- Blake, you okay?

Blake: Yeah, my back's just hurting a bit.

Yang: Uh-uh! Nope! I told you when we did this that you weren't allowed to say you were fine and not mean it. I want to hear all of your issues. But don't worry, I got this! (tucks behind Blake, wraps her arms around her waist, and holds up the baby belly like a butterball turkey)

Blake: Yang, what are you- oooooooh, that's amazing. Don't stop.

Blake: (gently pokes Yang's shoulder) Yang?......Yaaaaaang?......Fire of my shadows?

Yang: (wakes up from a dead sleep) Yes, Blake? Dancing night sky of my world, what is it?

Blake: ....the baby wants fish.

Yang: Does the baby want fish, or do you want fish?

Blake: It's hard to differentiate at this point.

Yang: (sighs but kisses Blake's forehead and baby belly) I'll be back.

Blake: ......Um.... Nevermind....

Yang: What is it? Remember, you have to tell me. We had a deal.

Blake: .....baby wants lake trout....

Yang: ....Lake trout?

Blake: Yes

Yang: Lake trout...on an island...surrounded by ocean?

Blake: (nods sheepishly)

Yang: (sighs and gives a salute) Her Grace and Majesty, Chieftain Blake Belladonna, and tiny terror Highness crave lake trout! Lake Trout It Shall Be!

A few hours later*

Blake: (worrying as she's sitting on the couch watching the Food Network)

Yang: (bursts through the door, sopping wet and holding a whole lake trout) GOT IT!!!

Blake: Yang?! What in Remnant?!

Yang: My baby and little nugget wanted lake trout, so I got them lake trout! Just don't ask how. (goes into kitchen and expertly skins and fillets trout)

Blake: (blushing with a soft smile before whispering to her belly) I take it now would be a bad time to tell her that you want mangos instead now?

Mango flies out of the kitchen and onto the couch.

Yang: Already got it!

Blake: (turns mango over in her hands before peeling it with her teeth) Yup... She is definitely getting laid tonight.

#bumbleby #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #pregnant blake belladonna #cravings #yang takes care of her pregnant wife and baby #thanks for the idea anon!

[wackybuddiemewbs]

Hey if you take prompts, can you do the following (inspired by exchange between Barney and Robin on How I Met Your Mother)?:

Eddie: Take a good look at this face, Buck. Because it’ll be useful for the future. This is my Pretty Mad Face

Buck: Well, then we have a problem, because it looks a lot like your Pretty Hungry Face

Hi, can't say I am huge on taking prompts. Because that'd imply I'd have some actual schedule or plan or agenda. Which I don't. Ever.

BUT. Your wish shall be my command nonetheless.

I hope this is what you're looking for? Coz I never watched How I Met Your Mother (and have no intention to). So yeah. I hope that vibes with you!

Cheers!

Quoting Buddie things incorrectly

Part 34/???

Find more incorrect quotes here.

#buddie #buck x eddie #eddie x buck #evan buckley #evan buck buckley #eddie diaz #evan buckley x eddie diaz #eddie diaz x evan buckley #incorrect quotes #incorrect buddie quotes #answers #replies #thanks for the idea anon!

[buttertrait-old]

i vote kidcore/colourful/decora lookbook!!! if thats ur thing of course

i would love to try make a kid core sim honestly i love how bright and colourful the outfits are!! i defo will look into doing this for a future lookbook👀

#thanks for the idea anon! #lookbook inspo #max asks

[share-the-damn-bed]

Yes! (Same anon from last ask) like show Eddie’s stupid true love speech with clips of Nancy jumping to save Barb, Will, Max, and El. And Robin’s ridiculous rekindling speech with clips of people knowing Nancy doesn’t love Steve (the you’re bullshit scene) and of Steve dismissing her feelings about Barb. It would be great so show her actual true love with Jonathan too

This would be a really great set. Unfortunately, I didn’t have those clips and to get them I’d have to rewatch those scenes 🤮 (I screen record episodes to get clips). I should probably rewatch ST4 through my new viewing lens (where the St@ncy stuff is a plot device and I have hope for Jancy) but…. Bleh.

#stranger things 4 spoilers #Jancy #Jonathan x Nancy #Jonathan Byers #Nancy wheeler #thanks for the idea anon! #maybe a rewatch of ST4 will give me new insights idk

[majunju]

#honkai star rail #my art #thank u to the tumblr anon who opened my mind 2 this idea #hope u enjoy this

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

Hello! I hope you're having a good day! I was thinking about this Bakugou, where he penches his s/o lips whenever she teases him or compliments him, saying that her lips should be punished for driving him crazy or smth.

I just find this idea cute if you please can write about it 😭🤍

a/n:..wait...cus why are you a literal genius this got a lil kick teww ittttt.. (kinda soooorta angsty but like if you squint, katsuki is bad at feelings but he tries his hardest, kissing, no biting for once wow its been a while..dont worry yall its comin, short lil drabble, hope u enjoy ! <3)

"your eyes are so pretty katsu."

katsuki bakugou thinks he'll never be able to get used to you when he looks down at your head in his lap, raising a brow as a defensive mechanism to not turn red all the way down to his chest.

"where'd this come from ?" he leans into your hand almost reflexively when you place it against his cheek, still not breaking eye contact as you smile at him, he feels warmth crawl up his back and it makes him squint.

"nowhere," you run your finger across his cheek, than across his nose bridge "just wanted to tell you."

he gulps, clearing his throat his eyes fight to keep looking into yours, relaxed and happy and comfortable. it feels strange to see someone so comfortable around him.

"yeah ?"

"mhm, your lashes are so long too." you muse. it's casual, it comes out so easily.

he feels his heart beat loudly against his chest when you run your fingers over his eyebrows. you keep on touching him, and he likes it, usually. but it's overwhelmingly nice, you're overwhelmingly nice and he doesn't know what to do with it. because bakugou isn't sweet like you. he can't casually tell you that he loves your eyes, that he could be perfectly content staring at you doing whatever for hours on end, that random things he sees when he's out remind him of you and that you're the last thing he thinks about when he falls asleep.

because it comes out wrong, when he does. but even still your words make him so unbearably giddy. it's foreign receiving compliments, and if he does their almost always quirk related. but these are different and they're from you, so it feels even better and though embarrassment creeps up onto his body his heart buzzes and beats proudly. he feels like he can't sit still so he does the next best thing.

"shush." he mumbles, pinching your cheeks to make you pout. you splutter out a giggle when he leans down to place a sloppy wet kiss onto your duck lips. "you keep sayin' weird shit.." he dodges your grin when he lets go of your cheek.

"but they are long ! and your eyes are pretty ! that's not weird, it's the truth." you maintain, nodding afterwards like your word is law. fuck, he loves you.

"be quiet." he pinches your lips shut and you start flailing around with muffled giggles and squeals. katsuki follows, laughing through his nose and meanly moving your lips around in his grip.

"fuck, you drive me crazy.." your eyes snap open at his soft eyes and words. his eyes shine mischievously but his cheeks are bright as he smirks. you pout at him and it makes him want to squeeze you until you pop. ( he remembers you called it cute aggression or something)

"you talk too damn much." he pinches your cheek "needa be punished for drivin' me nuts all the damn time."

"jush shay yur not goo wif complimeshs." katsuki snorts at your attempts to talk with your cheek in his grip, and he can't help the half smirk on his face when you laugh. he releases your cheek in favor of leaning down to press his lips against yours.

"you're the pretty one, dummy."

"but we can both be pretty !"

"whatever, you're prettier then."

katsuki still feels his heart thump loudly in his chest, and he's sure he'll keep feeling like this for a long while. your words will keep sticking to his heart like they always do. and maybe he is 'pretty', he'll go along with that for you, but you're definitely prettier.

#thanks for the ask anon! #bakugou katsuki x reader #katsuki bakugou x reader #bakugo fluff #bakugou imagine #bakugou x reader #katsuki x reader #katsuki bakugo x reader #bakugou katuski x reader #bakugou fluff #bakugou katsuki #i wrote this at lightning speed cus this was such a cute idea #i couldnt wait #kinda poopy ending msorry :(( #bakugo drabble #bakugou drabble #katsuki bakugo fluff #bakugo katsuki x reader #katsuki x you #katsuki x y/n #bakugou x y/n #bakugou x you #bakugo x female reader #bakugo x reader #bakugo x you #bakugo x y/n

[doctorsiren]

sans undertale

#doctorsiren #ace attorney #garfield #phoenix wright #beanix #ace attorney fanart #art #digital art #my art #fanart #procreate #thank you to the anon who gave me the idea #and pinkhibiscustea for drawing it originally too #although they might have been the anon haha #there’s just something about his swagless swag that gets me #I’ve said that 3 times in the last 24 hours

[turnipoddity]

saw shitpost but i colored it for once

#KANSJSJSJ #AND HEY THANK YOU ANON FOR THE ‘YOU’RE CRINGE’ IDEA #mark hoffman #amanda young #adam stanheight #lawrence gordon #saw #saw fanart #myart #chainshipping

[httpiastri]

I'm going crazy thinking about riding Lando in his sim chair

LIKE GURL IT WOULD BE SO FUCKING HOT

👀 helloooooooooo please the thoughts you brought to my mind..... not very holy

(18+ content below, minors pls dni)

lando has been on the call for way too long now.

he promised he’d just go for one more round on the sim with george and alex, but that was almost two hours ago. you are bored, and the shows on the tv in lando’s living room are not doing enough to help you forget about your boyfriend neglecting you.

when you finally get off the couch and go over to his room, lando is in the exact same position as he was when you left him; body relaxed back against the sim chair, legs spread wide, head slump back against the headrest. he's laughing at something george has just said when his eyes fall on you in the doorway.

"oh, my girl is here!" he exclaims, reaching out a hand towards you as you move closer. "the boys say hi."

you intertwine your fingers with his, leaning down to the mic of his headset. "hi, boys!"

he takes a quick moment to mute himself from the call, looking back up at you. "what's up?"

"can i join you?"

his face lights up. "do you want to play?" his expression then changes when he sees you shaking your head.

"i just want to sit."

he can't quite grasp what you're saying. it doesn't click until you step so close that your knees are bumping against his thigh, just before you drape one of your legs over his lap, sitting down on top of him. lando blinks at you and gulps, not able to control the tent already forming in his pants when you shuffle to find a comfortable position. you know he has always had a weakness for you sitting on his lap, so the innocent eyes and the sweet pout you're showing off are nothing but an act. "is something wrong?" you ask, one of your hands coming up to stroke his cheek as he shivers.

"lando? where did you go, mate?"

in a matter of just seconds, he had managed to forget about his friends and the round they were playing. he's forgotten about everything that isn't you and your pretty face.

"sorry, guys," he says once he's gone off mute. his voice breaks when he tries to speak again, so he coughs and tries one more time. "something has come up, i have to go."

lando doesn't even give his friends time to ask why or say goodbye before he's hung up the call, his focus back on you again. his hands move up and down your sides as he shakes his head. "what? why did you hang up?"

"don't play with me right now." he squints at you, a playful grin spreading over his lips.

"it's all your fault anyway," you say, letting your hands reach down to play with the zipper of his jeans. "you ignored me."

he lets out a shaky sigh when you pop the button open, slowly pulling down the zipper. "what do i have to do to get you to forgive me?"

"i think you know."

and god riding him then 😩 in the seat where he does so much of his work, so many hours of the day... he's going to be reminded of you and grow horny every time he goes back there

#the way i couldnt bring myself to write about the actual riding #i am sorry #but i felt like i wouldnt be able to do it justice 😶 #this was a lovely idea though anon and i am very thankful for your ask #lando norris #f1 #formula one #formula 1 #lando norris x reader #lando norris smut #lando norris suggestive #lando norris fluff #f1 smut #f1 x reader #f1 x you #lando norris x you #f1 fluff

[atmothart]

Wouldn't lizard fashion be something like spikes and scales and a frilled lizard collar?

Like so?

(Bonus art under the cut)

#thank you anon I've been wanting to draw proper lizard fashion for a while and this gave me the motivation I needed #dracula daily #re: dracula #dracula #lizard fashion #The colours I chose here make Drac look like Harry Du Bois - which is appropriate given how I tend to depict his personality in my shitpost #bonus under the cut featuring Dracula's Weed Smorking Girlfriends #personally I really like the theory that the three vampire women are actually dracula's wife and two daughters #since the book never actually calls them his wives and the two subordinate girls are specifically described as looking similar to him #the idea that he turned his family but is no longer capable of loving them (or being loved by them) adds a whole extra layer for me #because he still goes through the motions - goes out to get them food (babies) and provide for them/fulfil the role of a patriarch #but its hollow and loveless and done out of strange obligation/habit - like an echo of being alive #BUT for the sake of comedy I will always draw them as his three weed smorking girlfriends because it's just funnier #or rather as I like to think of them - his three weed smoking EX-girlfriends who spend all day making fun of him and and freeloading #I'm going to tag any art with them in it from here on out as #the ex-wives of dracula #he's going to england to escape their ridicule

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

I definitely feel like they would name their firstborn Yin. Yang would think it’s hilarious, Blake would be into it bc she’s obsessed with her wife and thinks it’s sweet

Oh, definitely. I feel like it's just a Bumbleby community staple for their firstborn to be named Yin at this point with how much I've seen it.

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Yang: (curled up on the uncomfortable hospital couch with a little black haired Faunus baby sleeping on her stomach)

Yang: (whispering) I know Mommy won't let me name you Perfect. Not sure why because that's what you are... But maybe Yin? (giggles) It's the perfect mix of both of us. Just like you!

Baby: (yawns and blinks up at Yang with big, lilac eyes before falling back asleep)

Blake: (pretending to be asleep in the hospital bed) I like that one.

Yang: (flinches in surprise but beams an award winning smile) You hear that? You got a name now! (Gently strokes folded, fuzzy black ears) My little Yinny Kitty 💜

Blake: (rolls eyes affectionately) I take it back. We're naming her Patty.

Yang: We are NOT naming our daughter after the author of those shut novels you read back in Beacon!

The nurse comes in an hour later for routine check up. Blake is awake and nursing the baby while Yang is passed out at the foot of the bed. Blake asks to fill in the name on the birth certificate:

Yin Belladonna - Xiao Long

#bumblebabies #bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #yin belladonna-xiao long #thanks for the idea anon! #i love science babies #i love magic babies

[aveloka-draws]

I thought the anon asks were more like the Lighthouse cultists. Also worshiping, but distant and through text and art.

O I actually like that take a lot!

But also its so funny imagining them just peeking over the stone barriers of the camp and just

#thank you so much for the asks #its been so much fun #but also feels like working in a confessionary asdfgh #I know one isnt an anon but i thought fits the idea jsjs

[whaliiwatching]

kaleidoscopic crush

#spider man: across the spider verse #pavitr prabhakar #gwen stacy #spider noir #spider punk #hobie brown #noirpunk #so. maybe i went a bit insane #i like poetry a regular amount i promise #this might be one of my favorite things i’ve ever made #first time drawing pav & gwen! they turned out—uh. okay! #the universes & noir himself get brighter as he acclimates :) #treacle (tart) means sweetheart in cockney rhyming slang #bc i cant fucking help myself lol #noir is so in love……….. just like we all are sdfkjhg #mans CANNOT handle how pretty hobie is in his element #to the anon who gave me the idea: thank you so much oh my gods #cw eyestrain #just in case #there is so much going on lol

[hellsitegenetics]

this blog is fucking amazing. absolutely love it man. this is the most incredible gimmick blog i've ever seen i think. like holy shit. this fucking rocks dude. so many neat critters and so many. tumbler posts. fuck yeah. it's so neat to me that this is an idea someone had. and like you're just doing this huh. neat as fuck.

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Closest match: Stratiomys singularior genome assembly, chromosome: 5 Common name: Soldier fly

#tumblr genetics #genetics #asks #fly #insects #bugs #soldier fly #thank you anon :) #sometimes the best ideas are ones you come up with while bored as fuck in genetics class

[time-woods]

how 2 get your divorced (but not even married in the first place) dads to like each other- set up a totally not rigged blind date!

(This is also apart of the family au))

#rottmnt #anon requested something like this and I changed sum stuff up but thank u anon for giving me this idea #also yes I know it’s a bit late 2 be posting but shh #draxum is praying 2 get struck down by lightning any moment now

[jeeaark]

If Greygold was a companion, what would be the best way to initiate a romance with them? Would they go for the “L” word early or an Act or two later?

The "L" word was lube, right? Right? Else showering Durge/Tav with kisses Gomez-Addams-Style is the alternative.

Maybe the Nat 20 romance isn't the best way for Tav/Durge, but it sure is for Greygold. You just know Greygold scared that Dream Guardian away the first time and has been low-key obsessed with that armor since

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #durge #greygold #bg3 fanart #bg3 comic #Sometimes I have to make Greygold's idea of a good time sould like its wild stuff in order to make a really REALLY dumb joke #But truly they just wanna cuddle the SHIT out of anyone who goes out of their way to get that dream guardian armor for them #everyone thank the anon for the “L” word joke #and the silliest thing I have ever drawn #what are you doing to me guys- got me drawing durgexgreygold fluff and I still don't know jack about durge howdidthishappen lskdjdklj #I suppose Greygold's favorite type of folk are dorks who are complete disasters with mushy bits- tough coconut shell or not #so. every companion in this game