#that is the reason I included the last gif lol :D

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Animals, CoD Ghosts HC’s

What animals/creatures are the Ghosts?

A/N🪶: These are just my options! Feel free to send me yours. These are for all the Ghosts, including former, deceased and current within the Ghosts game. This list will include Rorke, Ajax and Elias Walker. Also this is going to be formatted differently from the first HC, Natural Disasters.

David “Hesh” Walker - German Shepard

Hesh is loyal, probably to a fault. Willing to do whatever it takes to protect the ones he loves and get the job done, even if he gets injured in the process.

^ Bringing me to my next point, Hesh is very protective of his family. The mere idea of anyone getting hurt is enough to get this man baring his teeth and attacking.

In the Natural Disasters list, I mentioned that Hesh, according to Urban Dictionary, means courageous, another trait of German Shepards.

One more trait that applies is also Shepards, really any animal in general, being alert as well. This is a given, though, considering he is a soldier in active war zones especially with such effective and deadly enemies. He needs to make every second count and can’t afford to slack in these areas.

I should mention that Shepards are obedient yet stubborn. Hesh knows when to listen to his superiors but he’ll easily let you know when he doesn’t agree with something. Think about when Merrick, Keegan and Elias (mask on) picked them up and Hesh was yelling about their dad still being caught in the crossfire. Merrick got Hesh to sit his ass down but Hesh was clearly not happy about it, understandably.

Logan Walker - Mountain Lion

Mountain lions can’t roar and Logan can’t, or —depending on your headcanons, consciously chooses not to— talk.

Logan finds other methods of communicating, for example, when he and Keegan were about to bust into the room to get to Ajax, Logan used his fingers to count down.

The National Wildlife Federation website says “Mountain lions are territorial and solitary. They use pheromones and physical signs… to define their territory.” (Mountain Lion, Fun Fact.)

Mountain lions are known for being very stealthy predators, again a given considering the fact we’re talking about the Ghosts.

The Mountain Lion Foundation describes them as being relentless hunters which almost connects it to the wiki quote for Logan that calls him a cold-blooded killer and an excellent soldier (CoD Ghosts: Wiki, Logan Walker, Personality.).

Elias T. “Scarecrow” Walker - Black Bear

Scary but not as scary as you may expect.

While Elias is certainly ready to do his job at any point no matter how bloody, he still has his weak spots, that being his sons.

He’s caring but while be stoic when necessary. He’s not territorial but will protect his friends and family when the time calls for it.

Also one detail I find cute about bears is that they have DNA relation to dogs, albeit very distant. I like to call bears giant murder puppies :D

Thomas A. Merrick - Grizzly Bear

I want to say that grizzly bears are often considered to be more dangerous than black bears and more likely to attack if given a reason to.

Both grizzlies and black bears can charge but where black bears may shift away at the last second and avoid attacking, grizzlies may continue to charge and attack their target (once again I’m thinking about Merrick punching Rorke because it just makes me laugh, that man was not ready).

Of course, Merrick is dangerous but he knows when the time is and isn’t appropriate despite his temper. Merrick is a big dude too, so I think this works (“stocky”).

Gabriel T. Rorke - Polar Bear

Once he has his sights on you, you’re already gone.

Hehe, polar bears are mighty dangerous.

Polar bears are bigger and stronger sometimes, but other time grizzlies and polars can be about the same in build.

Polar bears are more likely to attack considering they have fewer resources for food and typically eat a lot as well.

Fun fact: Polar bears don’t hibernate.

^^^ Piggy backing off that, Rorke doesn’t seem to be resting. He’s always planning something, whether it be a plan B or future plans.

He’s a very large and commanding presence who will find alternatives when desperate, willing to do what he must to make sure his plans are completed.

Keegan P. Russ - Leopard

Fast, sneaky. You don’t know he’s there until it’s too late.

Fun Fact: Leopards can roar. Keegan, though very quiet, stills speaks and intimidates with his voice when necessary.

Leopard’s are solitary and ambush hunters, I don’t need to explain this but I will.

If you recall, Rorke had a lot of trouble getting his nasty ass hands on Keegan after kidnapping the Walker family and Merrick.

His first objective was to find Keegan. In my eyes, it’s because he knows that as long as Keegan is alive, Rorke isn’t safe.

Like many animals, leopards care for one another, seen with families. I think Keegan is a very caring person but he avoids showing it often, which is fair.

Keegan continuously checks in with Logan throughout the game. In the underwater mission, he made sure Logan was okay. If you look closely when walking behind Keegan on the submarine, Keegan turns his head back to us briefly.

Alex V. “Ajax” Johnson - Elephant

Ajax is smart and powerful, I want to say he’s very determined.

In the short time we knew him, he was very stubborn as well. He didn’t give up anything and held out for a while. Though he was a lower rank than the other characters.

In his last moments, he made sure the last Ghosts knew what was happening in a last ditch effort to keep them safe and aware.

It’s hard to pin down super specific traits due to the fact that elephants can exhibit many and there’s not much we can give to Ajax.

I want to say that Ajax was more laid-back with his friends and comrades, leaving his bold energy for those who don’t deserve his respect ( insert the iconic scene where Ajax puts up his middle finger right at the Federation soldier ).

Like all the animals and characters on this list, Ajax was dangerous when necessary. He wasn’t spending every moment trying to be scary or intimidating or anything. He’s confident in himself and his abilities and he doesn’t need anyone else to speak up for him.

The respect we hear given to him by the Ghosts after his death was well deserved.

Love you, Ajax <3

Kick - Monitor Lizard

Some kind of reptile (I was so tempted to put him as a Gila Monster but I can’t do that to my best boi).

I’d say probably a water monitor.

These lizards, which can grow to 9 feet btw, don’t surprise their prey, but “actively pursue” them.

While these creatures have venom, but it’s not necessarily fatal.

Kick is definitely dangerous when he’s needed but it’s not like a “I am the grim reaper.” type of thing, it’s more like “I have a job to do and you won’t be in my way.”.

These creatures are known for being intelligent which lines up with Kick’s likely (not confirmed?) role as an information specialist.

The main thing that doesn’t quite line up is the fact that water monitors can be friendly whereas Kick is, if not more stand-offish, then solitary. I do imagine that he eventually opens up, but he’s definitely more comfy with his computers.

Neptune - Owl

I imagine that Neptune, being one of the original Ghosts, is very wise, though more subtle. I can’t think of what kind of owl he’d be, maybe snowy.

I mostly just wanted to include him here. Feel free to add onto him.

Riley… Riley

The most dangerous creature ever, himself.

World’s Best Throat-Snatcher over here being a cutie patootie with blood on his maw. 10/10 best boi.

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[heartsteel-heartbeats]

fellow kayn appreciator hi!!!! love how you write him :D could i please request platonic headcanons or like. general thoughts on how kayn would be as a friend to a gn!reader? whether they're also a performer or not is up to you but specifically they'd have met before kayn joined heartsteel. thank you and i hope life treats you kindly!! 💕

Platonic Kayn HCs

Reader is a performer, Pre-Heartsteel

(( I don’t think you guys actually know what you do to me whenever you compliment the way I write Kayn it has me doing the Markiplier “yippee! wahoo!! yeeee!!” )) ~ OBBY 💗

Being friends with Kayn includes lots of text messages from him. Sometimes you two text each other for hours, other times he has to run cause he’s busy. If you text him before he does after he says he has to do something, you’ll probably be speaking to Rhaast. There’s a 50/50 chance that he’ll stay and chat for a while or he’ll say he can’t chat cause he’s still working.

Sometimes he doesn’t get back to you for a few days. If you’re lucky, he’ll message you within hours. If it is taking him a few days, there’s a good chance you may need to check up on him. Sometimes he loses himself when he’s too focused on working.

On some nights, you two video call on Discord while you’re both working. You may or may not end up getting sidetracked by playing a video game together. FPS, horror, or survival horror. So games like Left 4 Dead, Dying Light, Lethal Company, and even Halo are up there. As long as there’s co-op, you’ll be playing. Sometimes, one of you will share your screen so the other can watch. Games like The Mortuary Assistant, Resident Evil, Alien: Isolation, and Outlast are pretty good.

Going to each other’s concerts isn’t always a guarantee, but both of you try. Not to mention, the paparazzi will be annoying to deal with once people start to realize one of you is at the other’s concert.

Kayn’s not against introducing you to Akali. There’s a good chance she’s heard of you and probably listens to some of your works, so it’s a win. And so, you, Kayn, and Akali are all in a group chat where you just kinda laugh at some hate comments each of you get. It’s especially funny when the thread just keeps going with people arguing. It’s very tempting to go and leave a comment in the argument just to see how it’d go, especially since Kayn would actually try to get you and Akali to say something. Luckily neither of you actually did it. Imagine the articles and posts on social media that would be made about it…

Since this is before Kayn joined Heartsteel, Kayn does sometimes send you some of his works. You know, the ones that were never made public. He knows you accept both him and Rhaast, so think of it as his appreciation for it. Sometimes Rhaast sends ones that Kayn didn’t send yet, but in return, he wants a sneak peek at one of your own.

On that topic, you’ve kept up to date with what his old band has been up to, both before and after he was no longer a part of it. It wasn’t on purpose, it just shows up on your recommended time to time. There was some discourse, and then after Kayn was no longer there, things seemed to take a bit of a turn for the worst for both him and the band. The band was struggling and Kayn’s reputation crashed. Him not releasing his songs to the public didn’t help, but he had his reasons for that. You were in no position to pry, so all you can really do is continue supporting him.

The idea for a collab was always up there even if you’re running solo or not, but it never actually happens because Kayn and Rhaast always have drafts piled up. Rhaast just thinks it’d be pretty fun to do. But seriously, they do need to finish up their own works. A collab is the last thing he needs to add to his list right now.

Sometimes invites you to liven up an alley he found, or a wall in an abandoned building. If you have an idea for his idea, say it. He knows if you’ve got something in mind anyway, so it’d be better to just say it because he’d pester you about it. You’ll probably even notice he brings a little sketchbook sometimes. Also, those spray paints were totally not Akali’s. If you have paint as well, he’ll be taking those too. If you find some missing, you know who to interrogate. Don’t expect him to admit it though.

If you’re the one inviting him, he doesn’t mind if he just watches or pitches in an idea or two. Knowing him, he won’t always just sit and watch. He also doesn’t want you holding back on your artistic ability, so please, go all out and experiment if you have to. Not giving it your all, especially in front of him, is almost insulting to him.

Do you guys get caught? Maybe sometimes. The chase is always fun though. Well, maybe not all the time, but you can still look back at the memory and laugh a bit.

Kayn has one or two of your songs in his little private playlist. Will he ever tell you? Nope.

Sometimes the media goes overboard with your relationship with him. It’d be nice to debunk all of their theories and speculations, but Kayn insisted you let them go at it cause it’s funny. Admittedly, it was. Every small thing was “a hint.” There are some that take some “signs” differently and start wars between both of your fans. Still rather entertaining, but it did feel more concerning. Some fans can be pretty crazy. Usually, those little wars fix themselves within a few weeks if you’re lucky. Maybe months.

If it does come to it, Kayn won’t stop you from posting something in response to hopefully calm things down. Hell, he might even make a post himself. His wording might be a bit aggressive though.

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[writingoddess1125]

Your Name

I forgot to post this very old Extra here! It was one of the first ones I posted on A03 and it just seems like I left this in drafts! Sorry Darlings!!

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You had been sitting in the bedroom reading, finally getting some peace and quiet. Greatful for these moments since they were far few between.

"Mommy!" You heard shouted just outside the bedroom and sighed closing the door. Far far between it seemed... the door opened and Bee decided to jump onto you, You screaming and quickly catching the heavy boy.

"Benny Don't jump on people like that!" You yell as you hold the giggling boy. Looking to Dee who stood there politely.

"Hey Mom- we have a question-" Dee asked as he jumped next to you, you trying to juggle Bee who had decided that swan diving on you was the best course of action despite being too damn heavy for that.

"Yes what is it?" You asked calmly, Setting Bee down on the floor as you looked to Dee, who nervously messed with his hands.

"Well I know we have your last name.. but since we know Dad now shouldn't we have his so... what is Dads Last name?"

You opened your mouth to reply before pausing. You had given them your last name out of convenience but actually didn't know.

"I'm not sure-" You admit as you had never thought about it before. Buggy never did talk much about his potential heritage or who his parents were. You knew he was raised on Gol. D Roger ship with Shanks but nothing else.

"Can we ask him?" Dee questioned, you giving a shrug not seeing why not and leading the two twins up to the top deck were you knew Buggy was.

"DAD!" Bee yelled as he slammed himself against the Clkwn Captian as he was at the wheel, who yelled and tossed off the laughing child into the newly installed plastic ball pit that occupied the top deck, this clearly being an odd game shared between the two despite Buggy pretending to be mad.

"Dad we have a question for you" Dee asked calmly, standing by your side.

"Whats your full name?" Bee asked loudly, you watch as Buggy body seemed to bristle at this and he muttered under his breath rubbing the back of his neck.

"Why do you want to know that?.." He questioned with a raised brow.

"Cause we have Mom's and wanted to know yours!" Bee yelled as he got out of the ballpit, making sure to pelt Buggy with one of the rubber balls which he happily returned the favor.

The Captian seemed to chew on this information as he looked at the boys. Sighing dramtically and rubbing the back of his neck.

"Fine Fine- its....Nefertari D. Buggy"

He muttered, you felt your jaw drop at this as the boys just looked confused.

"N-Nef-ee-tary?" Bee tried to repeat clumsily. Buggy patted his head in reward for his clumsy try.

"Nefertari Lad. In this case it would mean you two are Nefertari D Benny and Nefertari D Danny"

He said calmly, you still trying to mentally gather what the fuck Buggy just said.

The boys seemed to accept this and run off happy with their last names- clearly having ditched yours in favor of their father. You looked to Buggy with a raised bow, him waving one of the men who handed him some papers to look over.

"Why didn't you tell anyone? That's a huge deal Buggy-"

Buggy shrugged, his eyes still focused on his papers. You had known Buggy for a long time and stepped closer infront of him since he still refused to meet your gaze.

"...a-are you ashamed?" You questioned quietly, watching his gaze finally meet yours as he lowered the papers from his gaze with a heavy sigh.

"No- I'm not shamed... however I won't acknowledge people who don't acknowledge me (Y/N) that family included-" He said a bit sharply as he looked at you. You stood back a bit at his words and sighed softly

"That seems fair I suppose" You say softly. Knowing that Buggy in his own way had his reasons for not wanting to reveal his family name.

"You do realize the boys ate going to be spreading it like wildfire though-" You point out but Buggy shrugs.

"Honestly they look the part so no one will be surprised- it's also not like they don't cause enough trouble already" He pointed out which made you laugh.

"That is very tru-" A loud explosion on the side of ship caught both of your attentions before hearing poor poor Cabaji scream.

"BOYYYSSSS!!!!"

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[worldgreatestarchersimp]

Dating the Hargreeves would include

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Lila Pitts x gn!reader

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Gifs are not mine

English is not my first language

A/n: Guess it looks like I´m starting to write again. So my requests are open again. But trought my time and school schedule it could take some time, because I´m also having big exams comming.

Luther Hargreeves

You love hearing stories about his life on the moon. He mostly thinks that his stories are boring but you assure him that you like them.

Since he lived on the moon you are his first everything. maybe not his first love Like in everything. First kiss, first time, ... Because of that felt insecure. He tought you would leave him because of this.

He was also scared how you´d react of his condition. He kept it a secret until Diego told him to tell you.

You were shocked at first but you didn´t mind one more reason to hate his dad

He´s the biggest softy and very protective over you.

He alwyas takes you out to cute picnics.

Diego Hargreeves

Let´s say he has type: badass people

You both meet in the box club.

He teaches how to throw knives

You both are gym rats. And always competion each other.

He´s trying so hard to be the ´Alpha-Male´ but fails miserably.

You and him annoying the rest of the family with prankwars

He´s a big cocky wannabe who shamelessly flirts with anytime and everywhere.

His love language is physical touch. He´s a big sucker for cuddling and doesn´t if he is big or little spoon rigth now.

You are saving him from from stupid actions and descision he might would do.

Allison Hargreeves

Fighting with her together against rasicm (it does not matter if you´re black or white or idk)

Raising Claire together. Spoiler alert she absolut loves you.

Being always on your side. We are not supporting S3 Allison inthis household

Finding Luther weird. Not for his condition. but for hid behaviour towards your girlfriend.

Finding her power extrem cool. But after hearing that faked her whole life with her power, the first big fight began. She assured you she wouldn´t do that to you and only did it to het ex because she tought she was a failure.

You wanted to believe her but you were scared that you were also in her curse or whatever it got called.

It was suprisly Luther who brought you two back together.

Klaus Hargreeves

Spontaneous roadtrips somewhere in the world.

You are the only person who knows he´s non-binary.

You both are the funny duo everyone is annoyed of. Like recreating memes at midnight or laughing always by just looking at each other.

You´re taking his drug problemn serious and helping him to sober up.

You are his second and hopefully last love.

Going shopping and catwalking the new clothes all over the hous just to annoy his family more. The only one who seem to enjoy it is ghostie Benerino.

He tells you at random momtents how much he loves you.

Viktor Hargreeves

He had massive trust issuses at first thanks to that bitch

To his birthday you bought him a violin, so could find peace in his playing again. But he got lowkey scared to end the world again. But he tried it anyways one night. When you heard him playing it was so beautiful. Since then he plays every night for you.

You comfort him after his nightmares.

Teaching him some self-defense.

Growing from hating Luther to liking loving him. And starting to hate Allison.

He teaches you how to play violin.

You are always reading to him, because he likes your voice and it comforts him but this little bean sleps always in

Lila Pitts

SARCASM

Your realationship is full of sarcastic comments. What confussed the Hargreeves and other people.

You are the only one she trusts after hearing, that her ´mother´ killed her parenets.

You two meet, because you were her mission, but she fell for you. So your realationship started with trust issues.

Suprisly it was Five who got you both together and played wingman.

She´s very cocky, but so are you. One thing she loves about you.

Teaming together upwith Five, because he´s the only one who´s not a man-child, acording to you.

She´s saving you from stupid actions and descision you might would do.

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[justagalwhowrites]

Beskar Doll - Ch. 47: Plans

You and the Mandalorian work with your allies to save your son. A continuation of Beskar Doll ch. 1-46 found on Tumblr here.

Pairing: The Mandalorian/Din Djarin x Female Reader

Warnings: Smut :D No use of Y/N. Minors DNI 18+ Only

Length: 3.8k

You were relieved when Sosha dismissed Pell and a handful of assistants who were hovering just outside the door. She closed you, Donné and Din into the salon and hugged you again, tightly. 

“I’ve missed you,” she said quietly. “I never should have sent you away…” 

“It was the smart move,” you said, holding onto her, the one person left who knew you before you became what you were now. 

“It wasn’t the right thing to do,” she pulled back from you and took your hands before looking at Donné. “Have the others here by morning, we leave first thing. Arrange for the fastest cruiser we have to be ready.” 

Donné bowed her head and left the room, too. 

“Well, since this is just between friends,” Sosha smiled a little toward Din. “Including some new ones, let’s get you out of those wet clothes and start finding your boy.” 

She led the way down a grand hall - all gleaming stone and soaring ceilings - to her chambers. 

“Normally, I wouldn’t allow a man back here but, given that he’s your husband, I think we can make an exception,” she led the way to her dressing room and paused, getting you a towel and a robe. It was disconcerting, having Sosha get things for you, look after you. Not that she never had, of course, but the nature of your relationship the last time you’d seen her had been decidedly reversed. She hardly treated you like a servant but you regularly helped her dress in the elaborate robes of the queen - including making sure there enough protective fabrics and plates to keep anyone from taking her out too easily. 

“It looks like we’re still the same size,” she said absently, going to her massive closet. “But I’m guessing you don’t wear the kinds of things we used to much anymore…” 

“Can’t say I’ve had much of a reason to,” you laughed a little as you toweled off your damp hair and started taking off your wet clothes. “I’ve been spending more time in the… less reputable parts of the galaxy lately. And we’re bounty hunters…” 

“You’re a bounty hunter?” She raised her eyebrows. You nodded. She laughed once. “Can’t say I expected that!” 

You wrapped yourself in a robe and she pulled a gown out of the closet, one that you knew was simple by the standards of a former queen but was more elaborate than anything you’d worn in years. 

“Once you’re dry, so you have something appropriate for dinner,” she said. “Of course, we have more… practical options for when we leave.” 

“You mean the things we used to wear to sneak around on Imp bases?” You asked, smiling a little. She smiled a little back. 

“So he knows about all the trouble we used to get into?” She asked, looking at Din again. He just looked at you. 

“He does,” you said. “We ran into Teav a few years back…” 

She nodded slowly, going to something that looked like a vanity. But she pushed a button on the side and it opened to reveal screens and panels. She keyed in a code before stepping aside. 

“This has all the information the rebellion had known Imperial bases,” she said. “It’s a lot of data but if you have an idea of how to narrow it down?” 

You sat at the vanity, Din standing at your shoulder. He put one of his hands in the middle of your back, his fingers splayed wide, like touching you was making him feel better. 

“We can start with research facilities,” you said, looking up at him. “Those are going to be more limited…” 

“Anything tied to genetics,” he leaned over, his body curving over your own. “Was there anything you saw? Either when you were on his ship or through Grogu?” 

“Not that I remember,” you sighed, adjusting the search parameters and drumming your fingers impatiently against the surface of the vanity. “Do you know what they wanted him for? Besides the obvious?” 

“The obvious?” Sosha asked. You felt Din stiffen at your side and you put a hand on his. 

“Grogu is… special,” you said. “Remember when my mother told us stories about the Jedi she knew when she was young?” 

“Of course,” she smiled. “Handsome sorcerer warriors? Like I’d forget that.” 

You smiled a little. Sosha had hung on your mother’s every word when she talked about her time with Amidala. Like she’d known, even when you were both just five or six, that she’d one day be queen, too. 

“Grogu is like them,” you said. “He has powers and the Empire wants him. We’re not sure why, outside of research…” 

“Who has him?” She asked, coming to sit beside you on the small bench. You moved to the end of the bench, pressing yourself against Din. 

“Gideon,” you said. “He’s also particularly interested in old Rebellion information, he wants to know how we moved information, how we embedded spies into Imperial systems…” 

“He’s got to be planning something big, then,” Sosha said absently, shifting to information gathered on specific Imperial officers. She pulled up the information on Gideon and a chill ran down your spine when you saw his face. “Looks like he had an interest in cloning…” 

She switched back over to the information on bases. 

“Just two cloning facilities,” you leaned in closer to the screen. 

“That narrows it down,” Sosha frowned. “Any way you can tell which…” 

“It’s Phindar,” you said, looking up at Din. “It has to be Phindar. I can feel it, he’s there.” 

“How…” Sosha began but you felt Din’s fingers on your back tighten against you. 

“He’s taunting us,” he said. “It’s in Mandalorian space. He took him to Mandalorian space. Because he knows I don’t have other Mandalorians to call on for help.” 

“Made another Imperial enemy?” Sosha asked, brows raised. 

“Something like that,” you ground your teeth. 

“Good,” she said. “All the more satisfying when we destroy him.” 

“He’s ours,” you said, looking at the image of Gideon on the screen. You let the heat of hate soak you. You wanted him, you wanted his blood, you wanted his pain. He took what was yours, the most precious thing. You wanted to make him pay. “No one kills him but us.” 

“He’s yours,” Sosha said, putting a hand on your arm. “All yours.” 

She turned her attention to the Mandalorian. 

“I’m afraid that during chaos of your arrival, I didn’t catch your name,” she said, looking him over. 

You went to give an excuse but he spoke before you had a chance. 

“Din,” he said. You looked up at him, surprised. “Djarin.” 

“Would you like us to find something for you to wear to dinner, Din?” She asked. “I’m afraid I’m not sure what Mandalorian traditions are, we didn’t have any dealings with your people during my reign so it’s a bit of a blind spot…” 

You half smiled at that and wondered if you’d have gotten over Din’s armor sooner if you’d known better. 

“I don’t remove my helmet in the presence of anyone but my wife,” he said. “But I appreciate your offer.” 

“Really?” Her brows went up. “In that case, I will have something sent to your room after, assuming you’d like to accompany your wife to dinner?” 

“I would.” 

“Good,” she smiled. “But I’m afraid I’ll have to ask you to excuse us while we dress for dinner. I’m sure Captain Pell would love to discuss some finer points of the plan of attack. He always hates it when I sprint things on him…” 

“Please tell me you’re not still causing trouble!” You gaped at her. She shrugged. “Sosh! You can’t just…” 

“I can do whatever I want,” she smirked a little. “And I believe I’m no longer your concern.” 

You glared at her but she just looked proud of herself. You turned your attention back to Din. 

“I don’t have to…” you began but he cut you off, cupping your cheek and tilting your chin so his eyes could more easily meet his own. 

“Stay, Cyare,” he said. “I’ll see you soon.” 

You watched him go for a moment, a knot forming in your stomach at the distance. You knew you were both safe here, that nothing would happen to him here, but so much had happened within the past few days. The only secure place you had was with him. You’d lost so much, you couldn’t lose him, too. 

“You love him,” Sosha said. You spun to face her and she was smiling softly. 

“I do,” you smiled a little back, the most you could bring yourself to smile under the circumstances. “I really, really do.” 

“I wasn’t sure you’d ever find that again,” she said, getting up and changing the vanity back into a vanity with the press of a button. “I’ve been worried that you were alone but you’ve found someone who is more your match than you could have ever found here.” 

She picked up a brush and started running it through your hair. 

“Sosh…” 

“Oh hush,” she cut you off. “I did your hair now and then when I was queen, too. Let me do this, it’s been far too long.” 

You closed your eyes for a moment, focusing on the feeling of your oldest friend untangling your hair and starting to plait it. It was a comfort, the knot in your stomach easing. 

“So,” she said conspiratorially. “The helmet…” 

“Yes?” You asked brows raised, a small smile on your lips. 

“Did he really leave it on for EVERYTHING until you were married?” She asked. 

“Sosh!” You elbowed her lightly. 

“What!” She laughed, pinning a braid into place. “I met a Mandalorian, a few years ago. I think she takes a different approach to the creed, though, as her helmet came off rather quickly… she was plenty talented with her tongue, though…” 

“You met another Mandalorian?” You spun, eyes wide. “When? Where? Also, a talented tongue? How fast do you work now that you don’t have to meet the standards of royal decorum?” 

“Just fast enough,” she winked before putting her hands on your shoulders and turning you back around. “Now stay put or I’ll never finish. I can find all the information for you, but it was at least four years ago…” 

You deflated a bit at that. 

“Have you been in touch with her since?” You asked. “I know most of the Mandalorians Din knew were wiped out about a year ago…” 

“Oh no,” she frowned. “We haven’t kept in touch, it wasn’t exactly that kind of relationship. But I hope she’s OK…” 

“Me too,” you fidgeted with the sleeves on the robe before meeting Sosha’s eyes in the mirror. “How have you been? Are you happy?” 

“Now I am,” she nodded a little, focusing on a braid. “It was hard, after the war. You were gone, my reign ended not long after, Naboo was still in tatters when it did… I had a hands on role rebuilding which was a blessing, it kept me busy. Gave me purpose. But I’ve since become the Ambassador to the New Republic, which has been fulfilling. And I’m not married yet but… Well, there is someone.” 

“There is?”You smiled turning to look at her. 

She rolled her eyes and gripped your shoulders again, facing you to the front. 

“Stay put,” she said, stern but smiling. “But yes, there is. Maybe, once we find your son, you can meet him. You’d like him, I think. He’s a flyboy, just your speed.” 

You laughed a little. 

“You never answered the helmet question, by the way,” she said, sweeping some of your hair back. “Was it really on the whole time?” 

“I didn’t see his face until the day we got married,” you said, cheeks hot. “But… he took it off in the dark plenty before that.” 

“Good, because I’d have tried to talk you out of marrying him if you were going in that blind,” she teased, pinning the last chunk of hair into place. “Who knows what kind of bad decisions we’d make without each other.” 

You laughed once. 

“Who knows.” 

***

Din liked Pell. The man was smart, thorough, dedicated to Sosha’s safety almost as much as Din was dedicated to yours. 

“I’ll have 20 men with me,” he said, pulling up a schematic. “This is what we know of the facility. With the firepower of the ship, we should be able to brute force our way in at this point, it should be away from any holding cells and ensure that your son isn’t in danger.” 

“That will put us in a funnel,” he frowned below the helmet. 

“Which is why you and I will be the first in,” he said. “We’ll be able to take out the first volley of troops and get Her Highness and the Ladies in quickly. They can disperse from there, searching the facility. I’ll leave five men to hold the entry point, we’ll send three with each Lady. I’ll stay with Her Highness, you will stay with your wife. We’ll keep them in one piece, find your son, kill Gideon and get out.” 

Din nodded. 

“Gideon is ours,” he said. “He’s too dangerous to leave alive and he’s taken too much from me. He’s ours.” 

Pell nodded once. 

“I don’t care what makes the man fall as long as he falls,” he said. 

“I appreciate…” Din started to say but the words died on his tongue when you came into the sitting room. 

He’d never seen you look quite like this, even when you’d gotten them into the party on Coruscant. Your hair was mostly up and back with some hanging in curls around your bared shoulders. He wanted to remove his helmet and trail his lips over those shoulders to your neck, your cheek, your lips.  The gown you borrowed from Sosha fit you like a second skin, highlighting every curve, your breasts full and soft and all but spilling over the structured top of the gown, the skirts flowing around your legs while hinting at your shape. You’d done your makeup, too, your lips lush and dark, lashes long. You were living art, something too beautiful for him to touch. But you smiled when you saw him. 

“Cyare,” he said, going for you. It was automatic, an instinct. The anxious ache in him eased when his hand went around the back of your neck and your hand held his wrist, your eyes finding his below the helmet. He felt some of the tension leave your body at the contact. 

“How’s planning?” You asked, your unoccupied hand finding his waist. 

“As far as we can get it for now,” he said. “We’ll need to go by the Crest before we leave. There’s something I want you to have before we leave.” 

You frowned a little but nodded once. 

“Then, as long as Captain Pell is OK with it,” you glanced around Din. “I’d like to borrow my husband.” 

“He’s all yours, My Lady,” Pell bowed his head a little when he finished addressing you and you smiled a little before taking Din’s hand and leading him toward the dining room. 

“The other handmaids will be here overnight,” you said, pressing yourself against Din’s side. “I feel so… foolish, getting dressed up and eating and doing anything else right now…” 

“We’ve done what we can for the moment,” he gave you a squeeze. “It’s your first visit home in years. We’re getting him back. That’s what matters.” 

You just nodded, your hand slipping around his bicep. 

“You look beautiful, Cyare,” he said, knowing it was an understatement. But he wasn’t sure how else to say it, especially now. How could he say that stars you loved so much paled in comparison to you? That, in all his travels through the galaxy, you were far and away the loveliest thing he’d ever seen? 

“Well I have to try to hold my own against all that beskar,” you gave him a small smile. “You’re always dressed to impress…” 

“Not like you,” he tugged you closer. “Never like you.” 

Dinner, Din was surprised to find, was a pleasant affair. The other handmaids were still on their way so it was just the two of you with Sosha and Donné. 

“Normally, this would have been a much happier evening,” Sosha said. “Reuniting with our sister this way is bittersweet. But, since I know we’d like to know what you’ve been up to and I’m sure you’re only able to think about your son, please, tell us about him.” 

You looked at Din and laced your fingers through his below the table. 

“Din saved Grogu from an Imperial bounty,” you said, looking at him, your hand tight in his own. “And he’s just the most precious little boy.” 

“He’s a troublemaker,” Din smiled a little below the helmet. “Obeying is not his strong suit.” 

“And he’s very good at letting you know exactly what he wants,” you smiled broader. “If you don’t get it for him, he’ll figure it out on his own and Maker help you if that happens…” 

It felt good to talk about him, to focus on him. It made it easy to forget, for a moment, just how afraid he was. How much he hated standing still, even though he knew that this was the best way to help him. 

A meal had been delivered to the room that you were led to after dinner and you closed and locked the doors. Din removed his helmet and caught your arm as you passed, bending and trailing his lips over your shoulder to your collarbone to your jaw. 

“Din,” you breathed. 

“Just needed to kiss you there while you looked like that,” he whispered against your ear, your cheek against his. You were so close. It was right that you were so close. Having you close was the only safe thing. 

You took down your hair and he watched you while he ate. He thought the food must be good but it was hard to taste anything, between the fear and stress and you. 

“Are we ready?” You asked, looking at him. “At this point, I don’t care if we are or we aren’t, we have to go get him, I can’t wait anymore…” 

“I know,” he said, glad that he could look at you without having to look through the mask right now. It would feel wrong, having that barrier between you when you were this distraught. “But we’re ready. Because of you, we’re ready.” 

You nodded, fisting the fabric of your dress in your tense hands. 

“Come here, Cyare,” he said, getting up and going to the end of the bed. “Let me help you take that off.” 

You just nodded before going to him, sweeping your hair over your shoulder and exposing your back to him. The gown laced up and he removed his gloves before he untied it, sliding his fingers into the spaces between the ribbon, loosening the corset and brushing against your skin as it became exposed. 

When it was so loose that you had to hold it up, he slid a hand over your shoulder to your chest, splaying his fingers wide over your rib cage and tugging you back against him, your head on his chest as you looked up at him. 

“Do you think you can rest tonight, Cyare?” He asked, his nose brushing yours. 

“No,” you breathed. 

“Then let me help you,” he said. 

You dropped the dress and stepped out of it, exposing your all but naked body to him. He nudged you back down on the bed and slid your underwear - your last remaining stitch of clothing - off your body. 

“Din,” you moaned. 

“I know,” he said, removing his armor quickly, followed by his flight suit. He left it all with the dress, crawling up your body. He brushed your hair back, searching your eyes.

You were afraid, like him. Hurting, like him. You were his mirror and he was yours and he needed to be one with you. 

He kissed you, gently, his hand tracing down your body to the apex of your thighs. He lightly brushed and teased your clit, making you whimper. 

“Promise me it will be OK,” you begged him, your lips brushing his own. “I need you to tell me it’s going to be OK…” 

“It’s going to be OK,” he said, not sure he believed it himself. He believed you’d given them the best chance, the best hope, of it being OK. He knew he wouldn’t rest until it was OK. “I promise, it will be OK.” 

You clung to him and he worked your clit faster, sliding two fingers into your wet heat. Your velvet walls gripped him tight and he groaned, ready for it to be his cock inside of you like this instead of his fingers. 

He pressed his fingers into the soft space inside you that he’d claimed as his own over and over again until you came with a gasp around him. 

You ran your fingers through his hair, looking at him, your eyes wide and pupils blown. 

“Need you,” you were panting. “Please, need you close…” 

“Need you, too, Cyare,” he said, taking his swollen cock in his hand, spreading your wetness over himself. He notched himself against you for a moment before sinking into you, your fingers digging into his back as he entered you. 

Your back arched and he slipped an arm below you to hold you closer, your skin impossibly soft against his. You rocked your hips up against him, hooking a leg over his hip as he pressed into you as deeply as he could, your body tightening around him. 

“Din,” you panted, holding your whole body against him, like you couldn’t be too close. “Please…” 

“It’s going to be OK, Cyare,” he managed, so focused on how you felt it was hard to be aware of anything else. “It’s going to be OK. I have you, we’re in this together, it’s going to be OK…” 

You came with a strangled gasp and the tightness of you set him off, filling you. 

He held onto you, your body all but completely wound around his as he enveloped you. He liked it this way. That you needed him to be this close, too. 

“I love you, Cyare,” he panted, holding your face in his hand. “I’ll protect you. We’ll save him. It’s going to be OK.” 

“I know,” you took a shaky breath and nodded. “I know.” 

#fanfic #smut fic #mandalorian fanfic #the mandalorian #din djarin #the mandalorian x female reader #the mandalorian x reader #the mandalorian x f!reader

[mrs-monaghan]

Kinda funny how all those years Jikook dressed alike, matching almost head to toe or in exactly the same outfit, this whole fandom wrote it off, even after RM asked them point blank if they were a couple. Then to hear when JK was watching Suchwita, ask why YM were wearing similar clothes, even tho their clothes really were nothing alike, but triggered him enough for a response, really made me laugh. I saw YM & TK shippers saying its cause he knows about YM. LMAO idiots, their clothes weren't couple clothes or matching, they were just too similar for JK's liking. Hey Suga, go try to peel off JM's leaf for him, with JK watching. I just wanna see something for research purposes. We always tease JK & Minimoni, but he also gets high key annoyed with Yoonmin, too.

Anoooooooooon why do you think JK reacted to Suchwita in the first place?? Yes JK is a Minimoni anti. That's been established. But he is also a major Yoonmin anti. Like big time and it's been going on for a long ass time. He he hee. JK is not a fan of Yoonmin moments which is why we don't talk about Yoonmin so shh

But also let's talk about Yoonmin shall we? Only because JK's dislike for their moments is underrated. No other reason 🤭🤭

Before we begin. Here is a compilation of Suga checking out the Jibooty. Tbf he does check out other members as well but....this is about Yoonmin. He hee

So! Off the top of my head exhibit A) this BBMA 2017 Live. JK did not take his eyes off Suga until he got off Jimin

First of all, there is ALOT happening on this live. Like alot. Which is why I'm not clipping the exact moment because you should absolutely watch this entire live. JK has a stronger reaction to RM being on Jimin but he also kept an eye when Suga did it 👆🏽

Exhibit B) Is my own personal theory. Remember in winter package when JK went with Yoonmin for beer tasting and gave up zip lining?

In what world would thrill seeker JK give up zip lining so he can go beer tasting? Now don't get me wrong, JK loves his liquor much like the rest of them. But still, it was kinda sus to me, alright? Could it have been satellite Jeon wanting to be with his man? Maybe. Still, knowing Jimin was gonna spend all day with Suga getting tipsy... idk. I can see JK wanting to be around for that 🤭🤭🤭

Exhibit C) incase someone missed Suga drooling during this

(Put your phone on landscape and u can zoom in and take a closer look🤭)

Exhibit D) do we really need to talk about Suga Vs Blood sweat and tears Jimin?? I'm sure we've all seen this.

Exhibit E) this segment. Jimin's letter said everyone should tell Suga they love him. Everyone did except one person..can u guess who? Even Hobi called him out. Asked JK "why didn't u say it?" 🤭🤭🤭

Exhibit F) should I include this? Coz I'm not seeing the difference here. Btwn this

And this

Moving on.

Exhibit G) (watch Jimin) Suga touches Jimin's ear and what's the first thing Jimin's does?

Also don't think JK and his grandpa clothes is not watching that through his periphery. Mans always aware of what Jimin is doing at all times.

Exhibit H) They're discussing Jimin's armpit. JK is smiling, quite big. Then Jimin asks Suga if his armpit is sexy. JK's smile is no longer anywhere to be seen 👀

Exhibit I) this was a favourite of mine. Ngl. Listen. People can deny till the cows come home. But JK reacted the way he did here for a reason. Memories 2021. JK looked away as soon as Suga touched Jimin's chin. Not before. Not after. As soon as Suga touched Jimin, JK looks away so fast I got worried about his neck there for a second. It happened. Anyone who said it didn't well... idk what to tell ya. JK has been looking away for years when something that he doesn't want to see, is happening. Especially after he got a hold of his possessiveness he started to just look away instead of acting on it. It is what it is 🤷🏽‍♀️

Last one but definitely not least is Exhibit J) this was a popular Jikook moment after this run episode aired. The thing is though... yes we gushed and we "awwed" because JK's ears moved as soon as Jimin started dancing. But you know who else's ear moved?? And he was the only one apart from JK that was affected by that 😏😏😏😏

I could do this all day guys. 😂😂

If JK is staring... so is Suga. If JK is checking out the Jibooty, so is Suga. And we have not even started on how Jimin is clearly Suga's favourite. Be it vocals, be it in general; always choosing him no matter what. And we haven't even talked about how Suga isn't big on skinship but with Jimin that doesn't seem to be a problem???

You guys think JK doesn't see what we see? Doesn't know what we know? Huh? How can he not? I mean, this was right infront of his salad 😂😂 kinda makes me wonder if he blocked Suga on purpose 🤭🤭

What I'm I saying? Even though we will never see Jimin reciprocate whatever this is, (Mans only has eyes for JK. Always has, always will) Yoonminers are the only shippers allowed to try to argue with Jikookers. Them and them only. And genuine Yoonminers. Not tkkrs who ship Yoonmin coz they wanna shove Jimin somewhere to keep him away from their ship.

Bonus: everyone is looking at Jin except Yoonkook. JK its okay, coz that's his man. But i'mma need Suga to get his shit together. Fr fr

#we don't talk about Yoonmin #jikook #kookmin #minkook #ask shaz #yoonmin #jimin and jungkook #park jimin #jeon jungkook #jimin #jungkook #bts #jikook theories #jikook analysis #jikook bothered

[ilongfor-the-arts]

Hi! I love your stories and I was wondering if you can do a Slash x Girl!Y/N!

Slash is a substitute teacher and your a student.You get told to stay after class and he goes over how your failing but you realize how hot he is. So you trick him into fucking you right there on the desk at school.

Can you also do a Daddy Kink and spanking?

Thanks! <3

Hot for Teacher

Pairing: Teacher Slash x college fem! Reader

Warnings: spanking, language, unprotected sex, daddy kink, sleeping with teacher, mild hair pulling

Summary: *in req*

Word Count: 3.2k

The first time I saw him I instantly thought “there’s no way in fucking hell this guy is a substitute teacher.” Substitute teachers are most definitely not drop dead gorgeous men with fantastic long hair and a penchant for electric guitars. Those jobs are reserved for boring, senile old men on their third divorce or for women who have no idea what to do with their miserable lives. At the very least, having a hot substitute teacher made the boring and mundane college years bearable.

“Y/N? What’d you get for number ten on the homework last night?”

My stomach flipped.

“Shit. I’m sorry, I completely forgot there was homework assigned.”

Despite what the teacher may believe, I did try to stay on top of my work. The key word in that sentence was “try”, because typically I would fall behind due to a multitude of reasons.

My friend sighed deeply.

“Y/N, I hate to sound like a total parent, but you gotta get your life together. C’s get degrees Y/N, F’s don't.”

I groaned, the lecture hall quickly filling with mingling students.

“I know, I know.”

“Welcome everyone!”

The substitute teacher’s booming voice filled the room.

“Take a seat and we’ll get started shortly.”

He liked control. He liked control of his classroom, control of his students, and, perhaps, control of-

“Y/N! You're staring!”

I was startled from my stupor.

“Whoops.”

I said, awkwardly laughing to diminish any concerns. My friend wasn’t having it. She leaned into me, dropping her voice to a whisper.

“Look Y/N, I wouldn’t judge you if you told me you wanted to fuck the hot substitute teacher.”

I recoiled, pretending to be disgusted.

“What?! Hell no!”

My friend put a finger to her lips.

“Sh! You’re being so loud!”

I slapped a hand over my mouth.

“Alright class! Let’s begin.”

And with that, class began. It felt long, longer than usual. It was annoying to have an absolute hunk in front of me and not be able to do anything about it because he was my substitute teacher.

He was perplexing, especially in terms of his teaching style.

He was always well-prepared, but he despised the title "professor." He even despised his own name, preferring to be addressed as Slash. He was always in command of his classroom, but he regarded deadlines as mere suggestions.

Everything about him was strange.

I shouldn’t be attracted to him.

But I was.

“Alright class, we’ll end early today. Don’t forget the homework.”

Everyone hurried to grab their belongings, including me.

“What should we do now? Should we grab coffee?”

My friend asked while I stuffed things haphazardly into my bag in order to escape the situation as soon as humanly possible.

“Sure! That sounds great!”

I agreed, a little too enthusiastically.

“Miss Y/L/N. Do you mind staying after class?”

My entire body froze.

My face grew hot.

What.

What?

What!

God I really regret sitting in the front of the class.

Why did I do that?!

It’s not like I’m a good student!

I just sit at the front so I can get a good view of my hot teacher!

My eyes drifted to Slash, who was mindlessly organizing a few piles of paper.

“Um… sure.”

Slash nodded, not bothering to meet my gaze.

“Perfect.”

He said, continuing to flick through the papers.

I turned to my friend, who just shrugged.

“Good luck.”

She said sarcastically, walking past my desk and towards the exit.

Shit.

I hadn't realized how quiet the lecture hall was until the door slammed.

Everyone was gone.

Well, besides me and Slash.

“Will you come over here please?”

He asked. His nonchalant demeanor was totally freaking me out.

I brushed a few invisible specks of dust from my skirt, taking a moment to mentally prepare myself. I stood, silently making my way towards his side of the desk.

Jesus, his side profile was phenomenal.

I gawked as he continued to flip through papers, not noticing how close I was getting to his cheek.

“Do you have any idea why I asked you to stay after class?”

Shit!

I retracted.

He turned to face me, arms crossed over his chest.

“Oh! Um… no.”

“No?”

“No.”

He was even hotter up close! I toyed with the hem of my skirt, hoping to release some of the nervous energy building within my stomach.

“Well… there’s two weeks left of school and you’re failing. I’m going to be honest, it looks like you’re destined to repeat my class next year.”

I needed extra credit.

No, I needed a fucking miracle.

There was no way in hell I was passing. I fucking hated this class and Slash was only the substitute. I wouldn’t even have the pleasure of staring at his beautiful face all day if I retook the class next year!

I gulped, lips pursed into a straight line.

“I know. I just-“

My voice trailed off into the still air.

A thought ran through my brain.

A horrible, horrible thought.

No, it wouldn’t work.

But, why not exactly?

I was of age and I thought he was drop dead gorgeous.

Sure, getting rejected would be a bummer. But I'd rather be rejected than never try.

“You just?”

Slash raised his eyebrows, beckoning me to continue. I relaxed, overcome by a sudden sense of calm.

“Do you do extra credit?”

I asked despite being aware of the answer. Slash scoffed.

“No Y/N, you know I don’t do extra credit.”

I bit my lower lip.

“Well, I was just wondering if you’d consider making an exception.”

Slash sighed, his profound chest drooping beneath his pristine white dress shirt.

“I would. But you know how it is. If I make an exception for you then I have to make an exception for every other student.”

“I won’t tell.”

I took a slow, drawn out step towards his tall figure.

“I’m very good at keeping a secret.”

I lowered my voice, giving my words a seductive undertone. Slash clenched his teeth, muscles bulging from his powerful jawline.

He was catching on to my motivations.

“Especially dirty ones.”

I took another step forward until our faces were mere inches apart.

“Y/N…”

His voice trailed off, soft eyes falling to my lips before returning to my searing gaze.

The mood shifted.

“I can’t-“

“Can’t or won’t?”

Slash gulped, his Adam's apple bobbing along the length of his delectably thick neck. He struggled to maintain eye contact. His gaze darted around the room, landing on every perceptible object except my prominent face.

“Shouldn't…”

His voice was barely above a whisper. His words delicately floated through the still air.

“Well, '' I began, “does that mean you won’t?”

Slash clenched his teeth and stared mindlessly at the ground, muscles protruding from his cheeks.

“You don’t want me to fuck you Y/N.”

I crossed my arms over my chest. I cocked my neck downwards, hoping to catch Slash's attention. But he rebuffed my advances, turning his head away from me.

“You have no idea what I want.”

Oh God, had I made a horrible mistake? I tried to sound confident but my voice wavered despite my self control.

“I know what you think you want.”

When he met my eyes, a quick shiver ran down my spine. Slash's chilling gaze contrasted sharply with his soft and pitiful eyes just moments before.

“And you shouldn’t want that.”

Jesus. Was he playing hard to get? Did he not want to fuck me and was refusing my advances in the most confusing way possible? Or was he just increasing the amount of foreplay before he inevitably fucked me over his desk?

“Why not? You’re young, extremely attractive, and just my type.”

Slash’s gaze was crushing, his subtle micro expressions leading me to believe his mind was turning with possibilities.

“I was the lead guitarist of a rock n roll band for years. I’m no nice guy. I’m no walk in the fucking park. The only reason I have this job is because I fucked that little whore dean.”

Oh shit.

I took an unintentional step back, my arms tightening in front of my body. My sensual demeanor had vanished in the heat of the moment. God, if he wanted to fuck me he should just fuck me becuase there’s no way in hell I can be the instigator.

“Are you really gettin’ all shy on me now?”

I gulped audibly.

“No. I was just taken aback.”

“Hm.”

He hummed teasingly through a closed mouth.

“So…”

The air was still. The clock ticked incessantly.

“Are you gonna come over here or are you gonna make me come over there?”

I hung my head, noticing the surprisingly large gap between our feet. Jesus, when did I put this much space between us?

“Alright, I guess you’re gonna make me come over there.”

I raised my head to hopefully meet his lustful eyes, but Slash was already ten steps ahead of me. By the time my gaze landed on the empty space where he once stood, his hands were gripping my clothed hips from behind. He spun me around, the breath catching in my throat as he slammed my pelvis into the desk. I groaned softly, a jolt of pain shooting through my hips before quickly dulling to low throb.

Jesus, we’re moving fast.

Involuntarily, my torso jerked forward, elbows flying forward to break my fall. Slash's calloused fingertips trailed beneath the hem of my pencil skirt. The light, almost nonexistent touches gradually brought the gravity of the situation to the forefront of my mind. My face suddenly grew hot, the excess heat pooling between my thighs.

His hands continued to caress my backside, every once in a while teasing my clothed core. But, he wasn’t doing anything drastic. By the way he threw me around I assumed he wanted a quickie.

I cocked my head over my shoulder. Slash seemed unusually calm. As he hiked my skirt up even higher, his cool eyes glazed over the newly exposed skin.

“Slash?”

Slash grunted disapprovingly.

“Call me something else.”

He demanded. I chuckled. Alright, I’ll bite.

“Professor?”

I asked playfully, tucking my lower lip under my top teeth. Slash shook his head slowly.

Shit. My playful smile faded.

“Daddy?”

Slash chuckled, a faint smile playing on the corner of his mouth.

“I like that.”

His voice dropped, his tone now deliciously low and raspy. My lower abdomen pulsed. I shifted my hips, a low groan erupting from the back of my throat as my clothed core brushed against Slash’s semi hard cock. His pelvis was pressed against mine, pinning my lower body almost painfully against the desk.

“Say it again.”

I hung my head, my forehead pressing against the wood. My legs shuddered, and if it wasn’t for Slash’s strong body keeping me upright, I would be in a puddle on the floor.

“Daddy.”

I mumbled, barely reaching above a whisper. Slash gave a disapproving tut.

“Don’t be stupid. You know I want you to beg.”

“Beg for what?”

Slash scoffed, as if he couldn’t believe I was oblivious.

“Just put that little whore mouth to good use and I’ll show you.”

My gaze was drawn to the lecture hall's double doors. Shit, the doors weren’t locked. Anyone could walk in at any moment and see me spread on top of my hot substitute teachers desk.

“Come on baby, be good for daddy.”

Shit, right, I should be begging for… something.

“Please daddy.”

I pushed my hips backwards, pressing my clothed core against his hard cock. Slash's hands pulled away from the soft flesh of my hips. The clanking of metal could only be the result of Slash undoing his belt.

“I didn’t tell you to stop. Keep going.”

“Please give me your cock daddy. I wanna feel you inside of me.”

I bit my lower lip, wetness pooling between my thighs at the mere anticipation of feeling Slash’s allegedly thick cock pumping inside of me.

I didn't cast a glance behind me. I wanted to prolong the excruciatingly painful yet glorious anticipation as long as possible.

“Please daddy, I’m fucking aching for you.”

I spread my legs further apart, beckoning him to thrust into my wet cunt.

It’s safe to say, I was extremely taken aback when Slash spanked me.

His thick leather belt cut through the air, landing on my ass and sending fireworks of pain ricocheting throughout me. I convulsed, a strangled cry erupting from my closed throat.

“Wh-“

“You’re fucking failing this class Y/N. You didn’t really think I’d let you cum right away, did you?”

I did.

My head fell forward, forehead pressed against the wood.

“Do you think 15 would be a satisfactory punishment?”

I wanted more.

I wanted him to smack me with his rough belt until I was begging for mercy.

God, I definitely shouldn’t love getting spanked by my hot substitute teacher as much as I do.

“Don’t act like you can’t speak. I know you’re always telling your friends how much you’d love to get fucked by me.”

How did he know that?

“Yes. 15 is perfect daddy.”

“That’s what I like to hear.”

Slash’s free hand found my panties. In one swift motion, he tore them in half with a loud rip, exposing my bare ass for his hungry eyes. He didn't bother to waste any more time, leaving the torn strands hanging limply from my hips.

Jesus, he did that with one hand!

The belt tore through the air with a loud whoosh everytime Slash brought his hand down to spank my bare ass. My plush skin soon became hot and stung with sharp needles of pain. The blood in my body rushed to my cunt, the aching becoming increasingly more hard to ignore.

“Come on baby. I know your dirty little bitch mouth can speak.”

I had lost count of the number of spanks I had received. But I found the pain so deliciously wonderful and arousing, that I never wanted him to stop.

“Tell me you love this.”

I gulped audibly, my eyes squeezing shut as I tried to maintain what little was left of my composure.

“I fucking love this daddy. I love when you punish me.”

Slash groaned in satisfaction as he brought the belt down once more. I moaned loudly, the pleasure increasing with the growing pain.

“Why am I punishing you?”

I gasped for air, my strangled breaths accentuated by my mouth's proximity to the table.

“Because I’ve been a bad girl…”

“That’s right.”

A sharp, final jolt of pain rocketed through my tender body. I moaned, unable to prevent my noises of desire.

Slash chuckled.

“You’re such a fucking whore.”

My chest shuddered with every choked breath. I was unable to think straight, my brain cloudy.

“Please Sl-… daddy. Please daddy, I need your cock.”

Slash dipped two fingers into my wet heat, my back arching against the desk as I instinctively bucked my hips against his thick fingers.

“You’re so fucking wet for me baby and I haven’t even touched you yet.”

His calloused fingertips brushed against my g spot as he retracted his fingers from my wet cunt. I shook like a leaf, my legs on the verge of giving out and allowing my sore body to crumple helplessly to the floor.

“Please daddy, I’m aching for you… I need you.”

Slash leaned over me, pressing his strong chest flush against my back. He tangled his opposite hand in my hair, thrusting my head upwards so he could easily dip his fingers between my plush lips.

I hollow my cheeks around his thick digits, my juices coating my tongue. Slash groaned in delight.

“God that’s so fucking sexy. You’re such a good whore for daddy.”

His rock hard cock was now fully pressed against my bare ass. I shifted my pelvis, hoping to encourage him.

Slash exhaled, his tone raspy and low.

“Do you want me to fuck you now?”

I nodded my head eagerly, the suction still applied to his digits. Slash pulled his fingers from my mouth with a loud pop, reaching between our bodies to grasp his hard length while maintaining his grip on my hair. His tip prodded at my wet folds, barely applying pressure. I groaned in frustration, instinctively rolling my hips backwards.

“Please daddy I can’t fucking wait anymore.”

Slash chuckled, nuzzling his head in the crook of my neck. His wild locks of hair brushed against my cheek, tickling my cool skin.

“Alright baby, if that’s what you want.”

With a short yet powerful thrust, he buried his entire length inside of my wet cunt. I arched my back, Slash’s grip on my hair holding tight.

“Ah!”

I exclaimed, my walls clenching around Slash’s cock as he hurriedly began thrusting into me. His mouth connected to the skin on my neck, sucking and biting harshly to hopefully leave bright purple marks.

“Who can make you feel this good?”

My eyes rolled to the back of my head as Slash’s cock found my sensitive g spot.

“You daddy, only you.”

Slash groaned in approval.

“That’s right.”

The wet slapping sounds of erotic sex reverberated around the large lecture hall. Slash was now slamming into my g spot with every merciless thrust. My body was numb, the only sensation was the glorious feeling of Slash’s cock pumping inside of my wet walls.

“God baby your pussy feels so good… so nice and tight.”

The coil within my stomach began to tighten.

“Daddy, I’m gonna cum.”

Slash’s labored breaths reverberated around my brain, making my thoughts cloudy.

“I am too baby… you want me to cum inside your pretty little pussy?”

I swallowed.

“Yes daddy.”

Slash’s thick cock twitched inside of me, trembling within my stretched walls.

“Let me hear you baby. I wanna hear you cum around my cock.”

I moaned softly everytime he fully buried himself within me, bringing me closer to release with every snap of his hips. My body rocked against the desk, the coil within my lower abdomen rapidly tightening until I was on the edge.

“Cum baby.”

His sultry voice sent me spiraling into an orgasm, releasing around his length with a pornographic moan. My cunt clenched around him. Slash’s grip on my hair tightened as he released his hot cum within me, coating my sensitive walls.

“Fuck baby.”

He mumbled, the rocking of his hips slowing to a halt. I came down from my orgasm, the fog clouding my brain gradually drifting away until I was able to form coherent thoughts.

Jesus.

I just fucking slept with my substitute teacher.

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[i-am-vita]

Hello Vita!! I absolutely loved your headcanons with a partner from a different culture.

Being Spanish (Andalusian specifically, which is a exaggerated and stereotyped version of Spanish, hahaha), I think you nailed it with a Spanish and a Mexican as a couple. The accents are... aaaaaaaaah I love them, I don't know if you like the Spanish accent, but I really like Latin accents (by the way, did you know that the actor for Sanji is from the Canary Islands and in the Spanish dub he dubbed himself with a Canary Islands accent? so cute...).

And that idea of big families, that feeling of knowing the ingredients in a meal and thinking we control what we're going to eat but then... it's SUPER SPICY aaaaaaah!!!! water!!!!!, hahaha you made me laugh with that.

By the way, the fact of asking if we're pregnant I think is international! You also made me laugh with that!

I totally buy into the idea that Mihawk has a Spanish mom and a Romanian dad. Honestly, when I watched the live action without any prior knowledge of One Piece, I was blown away seeing that handsome character with that Spanish music in the background! The music fits so well with his aesthetics... and the cross on his chest... being Spanish, you may or may not be religious, but we can't deny that crosses are part of our culture.

By the way, I went to a show in France where a Frenchman fell in love with an Andalusian woman in the XVII century (a beautiful story), and the soundtrack was this. Specifically, starting from the minute I've shared with you, that instrumental part totally gives me the vibes of Ghost Rose and Mihawk, I hope you like it and it inspires you to write more about them!

Greetings from Sevilla! :D

Hello, Jin!! Thank you so much for sharing your thoughts with me 🥰

Yesss, the accents 😚 It's always so much fun to hear all different spanish and latam accents. Ohhh, Taz Skylar's voice was 🫠 I started watching OPLA first on english but I switched to latam spanish pretty soon. Iñaki was sooo cute and they let him talk in mexican (there was a Chapulin Colorado reference!!!) and then ch 5 came and Sanji spoke... My god, his voice is so sexy... It's so rare to have this variety of accents in latam translations, they didn't even gave colombian accents to Encanto 🥺

Big families, salsas not-spicy (lie, they are), medium spicy and totally spicy, a wall full of crosses... That's some of the mexican package 😂 Pro tip: just water don't make the trick, drink milk to get rid of the spicyness in your mouth sooner. Horchata water do it too, there's a reason that's the beverage they would have by default at any restaurant, even street food.

I've been munching for the longest time about Mihawk's heritage with all the little information we have about him and the vibes he gives. If not for the crosses, including Yoru's shape, he would have been more musketeer alike, but the composers definetely felt the spanish vibe too and chose flamenco as his theme because of its intensity and passion. Their video here.

Ohh, I need to see that show and music! But the link is not connecting, like if it's broken or something 😢 Youtube links exclusively are giving me trouble today, share me the title of the play and I will watch it full!!!

I don't know if you were aware (I was told last year) but most of the spanish culture and people that migrated to latam during the colony centuries came from Andalusia! We were fed the most exaggerated and stereotyped version of Spain🤭 and don't make me start with all the MENA influences 🥰

#one piece #one piece live action #dracule mihawk #ask vita #mihawk dances flamenco #mihawk x reader #one piece mihawk

[slonekaru]

Hi! I’m not sure if you’ve been asked this before but, what are your top 5 BL’s that you watched this year?

Oh, good question! I've watched so many BL's this year :) How do I choose 5!?!?!?

In no particular order because I can't decide:

Love in the Air

I adore Love in the Air, I liked it right from seeing the trailers and it never let me down. Both couples are amazing for various reasons. The PrapaiSky story was well done and I'm a little in love with Peat. But I have to say I think Payu and Rain are one of my favourite couples from this year and have quickly solidified their place in the favourite couples ever category. I loved their relationship and the D/s elements, how it progressed, how they showed a functioning healthy D/s relationship.

Plus the chemistry between Boss and Noeul is outstanding. Top Tier. I could watch them kiss for hours. I WILL CRY IF THEY DON'T DO A NEW SERIES TOGETHER!!!!

Kinnporsche

What can I say about Kinnporsche. One of the best series I have seen, nevermind it being a BL! I came into KP just before it was released so didn't have all the waiting some people did! Phenomenal casting, I don't think there was a bad choice there. Production values are off the charts. Great how they managed to balance the Mafia story with the comedy elements. I am torn about wanting a second season. I mean I'd love to see more and yet live in fear of them not achieving the same level. Sometimes it's best to let it be! Also another entry with a favourite couple of VegasPete, complicated but fantastic relationship. BibleBuild are amazing together and another pairing I hope to see again.

Semantic Error

And we have a Korean entry. This is one of my suggestions to anyone just getting into BL. It made me laugh, the chemistry between Park Seoham and Park Jaechan is amazing. I actually had no idea who they were or that they were in K-pop bands before watching this.

I particularly liked Park Jaechan's portrayal of SangWoo. I read it as SangWood being Neurodivergent and I personally think it's brilliant, especially with the way Park Seoham's JaeYoung reacts to SangWoo. Sometimes frustrated but most of the time accepting and learning to adapt to his thought process.

Old Fashion Cupcake

For our Japanese entry, we have Old Fashion Cupcake. This one hit differently. I've been dying for some BL with older characters and they delivered. What more could you want than a 29-year-old chasing and wooing a 39-year-old who doesn't realise it and also discovers his queerness later in life! It's beautifully done and nice to see people still reaching for something and achieving it when they are full-grown adults! Because you know that's life.

Choco Milk Shake

They sucked us in with the kinky D/s promo photo's and I fell for it! But this has been such an amazing series. Originally slated for a 10-episode run they changed the airing of the last 3 episodes and have snuck in an extra episode! Episode 11 is due to air on the 20th Dec. Episode 10 is 100% the original ending but I think they realised how popular it was and maybe wanted to squeeze out another episode. Plus I know how people reacted to the Kissable Lips ending, maybe Strongberry doesn't want the same outcome!

The casting choices were outstanding. Lee JaeBin is completely believable as a puppy in human form and Kim SeongHyuk as a cat in human form is spot on. Seriously they nailed the mannerisms of a dog and cat.

Interesting how such a comedic show with a comedic premise also somehow manages to deal with loss, grief, and loneliness.

Some honorable mentions: The Miricle of Teddy Bear, Cutie Pie, Dear Doctor, I'm Coming for Soul, Big Dragon, The Eclipse, Plus and Minus, Kei X Yaku, Secret Crush on You

And because they are not finished yet I'll reserve the right to include Between Us, and 609 Bedtime Story at a later date! :)

#slone answers #thai bl #k-bl #love in the air #payurain #bossnoeul #kinnporsche #vegaspete #biblebuild #semantic error #jaeyoung x sangwoo #park seoham #park jaechan #old fashion cupcake #togawa x nozue #choco milk shake

[synamartia]

❖ Call me Syn, Syna, or Raina, or whatever comes to mind when you think of me~ ( be nice, there ain't none of that negativity here ! ) I'll also respond to Smut Santa / Saint Dickolaus! 😉

❖ I'm 29, about to be 30. I'm afab and use female pronouns. Happy mama of 2 beautiful babes~ They come first before anything else, so if I don't get back to you in a timely manner or like... at all... that's why. Or maybe I just don't like you. ( nahhh that's not it ... ? )

❖ Previously went by Taqsyq, but after YEARS of being out of the writing game and just off of tumblr in general, I've decided to start over fresh. I started Taqsyq when I was like sixteen or seventeen, still in my nerdy emo girl phase fuck I still am, and there is a shit ton of things that I just wanna run away from when it comes to that blog/username, including some very bad memories that I'm not going to discuss publicly. Plus, again: seventeen, nerdy emo girl phase. Everything I wrote on that blog was the highest form of OOC cringe like you just saw a stripper accidentally slam her hoo-ha on a pole bullshit for me. The only reason I'm not deleting it is because I'm a memory hoarder and despite all the bad, I want to keep it for all the good that happened there as well. Besides, it's the account that I ran imagine-reborn (an imagines blog for Katekyo Hitman Reborn) under and I figured, if nothing else, I could get a few laughs and maybe even learn a thing or two from how god-awful teenage me was at writing.

❖ My rules are simple. Be kind to all: this is a safe zone for EVERYONE. I would like to keep it that way. I don't have a list for what I will and will not write (yet), so all I can tell you is: ask. My inbox is always open. If I don't feel comfortable writing something, I'll let you know!

❖ Minors: as of right now, I don't think I'll be posting anything that is safe for your consumption, so I would very much appreciate it if you did not interact. If you are not a minor and do not have an age indicator, this rule applies to you as well. I check my follower list daily and I WILL block anyone that does not adhere to this rule.

❖ Requests: Closed ( not for long. I promise ;D )

❖ Currently, I only write for Hazbin Hotel. But I'm open for discussion on anything else on my list down below! I'm always looking for something new to watch/read, so if you have any recommendations, fire away!

❖ Series ; Current Hyperfixation: Hazbin Hotel

Anime : Naruto ; InuYasha ; Death Note ; Bleach ; Hellsing ; Soul Eater ; Fruits Basket ; D.Gray-Man [ Original / Hallow ] ; Kuroshitsuji ; Katekyo Hitman Reborn ; Ao No Exorcist ; Yu Yu Hakusho ; Full Metal Alchemist ; One Piece* ; Shingeki No Kyojin ; Kimetsu No Yaiba ; Jujutsu Kaisen**

* Still trying to catch up. This is a massive anime, and I've spent the better half of this past year trying to watch it all. I've made it to the Raid on Onigashima, the part where Yamato got his bracelets removed. Love him, by the way! <3

** Nanaminnnn~! I am not okay about anything with this man. <3

Manga / Manhwa : Everything mentioned above ; Noblesse ; Bloody Cross ; Area D

TV : Hazbin Hotel ; Game Of Thrones ; Vikings ; Avatar: The Last Airbender ; The Legend Of Korra ; Supernatural

Books : A Song Of Ice & Fire ; Twilight Saga why did teenage me think it was the greatest series ever shoot me now fucking christ

Video Games : Final Fantasy Series + Individual Prequels, Sequels, Movies, Remakes* [ 7 / 9 / 10 / 13 / 15** ] ; Tales Of Series [ Legendia / Zestiria / Berseria / Arise ] ; Devil May Cry Series ; Kingdom Hearts Series*** ; Star Ocean Series [ Till The End Of Time / The Divine Force ] ; The Legend Of Zelda [ A Link To The Past ] ; Sonic Series ; Spyro Series ; Shining Force Series [ 1 / 2 ] ; Lufia Series [ Fortress Of Doom / Rise Of The Sinistrals ] ; Diablo 3 ; Lunar [ Silver Star Story Complete ] ; Infinite Undiscovery ; to be updated as I remember / play.

* So far, I've only played the first installment of Final Fantasy 7 Remake because I currently do not own a PS5, but I'm working on it. The Compilation of Final Fantasy 7 is my absolute favorite series of all time. I could watch Advent Children ( original and complete ) on repeat, and I've played the original release so many times that I don't even need a guide to get a 100% on a brand new save ( Obsessed much? Yup ). I'm a completionist at heart, and this game is amazing and it provides a massive sense of nostalgia for me.

** SLIGHT SPOILER (maybe? You've been warned) Another amazing installment in the Final Fantasy series, this game is so well written in my opinion. It stays away from the bigger cliches you see in most RPGs ( eg : the guy gets the girl, friendship is the key to saving the world, etc. ), the characters are so individually complex, the villain technically wins and reminds you how easy it would be for you to become the same type of monster. Plus badass women that fix your car, lights up entire cities, wakes up the fucking Gods to fight on your side, takes the entire mercenary army they led and defects to your side? IN HEELS? YES PLEASE. It has one of the best enemy turned ally characters in the FF series; I'm just disappointed we didn't get to see much of Aranea after everything in Tenebrae. Also Ardyn has some serious daddy vibes, and I would literally give my left tit just to lick Aranea's boot ( oh, the things I would do to these two, phew~ ).

*** Let's be real here. The Kingdom Hearts Series makes zero sense if you didn't play all of them and you didn't pay attention to each and every detail, and I did neither. I played 2 and 3 when they originally came out, but in my defense: it doesn't look like a series that follows a singular story, something that I did not know at the time, and usually the series I play have an entirely different story per installment ( eg : Final Fantasy and Tales Of ). I tried to piece together the story from online synopses and second hand game play ( I watched someone else play ), and it just didn't work out. So, suffice to say, my knowledge of Kingdom Hearts goes about as far as basic facts regarding Organization XIII because they were my whole reason for trying the games in the first place. I'm still open to discussion about it, though! Just keep in mind my side will be very limited. Sorry!

To Be Read / Watched / Played : Helluva Boss ; Phantasy Star Series ; Final Fantasy Series [ 1-6 / 8 / 11-12 / 14 / 16 ] ; Diablo 4 ; Black Clover ; Hell's Paradise ; Fairy Tale ; The Seven Deadly Sins ; My Hero Academia

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#about me #synamartia #syn speaks

[klaineownsmysoul]

Job free?!? She is a bar owner! U know the bar she's always wanted but rarely visits.. maybe now a days you can run a business like that online coz who needs to be there... Oh I'm sorry she is working.. using the bar's ig to post videos of D on tv talking about said bar.. bills, day to day running?! Huh that's not important

NGL - I thought this ask was going in a different direction when I read the brief summary on my notification. Then I read the whole thing and went from "oh sweet lord here we go again" to getting a good laugh, so thanks.

D's always pushed the whole "its her bar, I'm just there to play the piano and draw in the crowds and do all of the promotion for it" storyline but he really went into overdrive on that View debacle: telling us that for as long as he's known her, its been her dream to own a bar. Which - ok, fine. No problem with that. Lots of people want to own their own business. The difference is that they usually put in the blood, sweat, and tears to make their dream work. You have to work so hard to make small businesses and food and drink establishments successful in this country. I have a family member who's a chef and he owns a small string of cafes and a bar where he lives and he also caters so needless to say, he's very busy and constantly traveling back and forth between businesses to make sure things are running like they are supposed to. He doesn't have time to take off for a few weeks to chill in first class hotels and go to fancy parties and hob knob with celebs as his spouse's plus one. While you can hire managers to take care of the smaller day to day items, if you're the owner, its ultimately your business. You are the one who wanted this in the first place - you should spend the most time there of everyone, not the least.  What else is she doing that would prevent her from being at her lifelong dream?  And when I say “being there,” I mean as the owner, not as a customer.  Far as I can tell, the last time she was there was Halloween when she showed off her bump in that cheap SW costume.  That time - as well as any other time she’s made a spectacle of herself front and center of the piano - she certainly wasn’t doing anything that resembled “work.”  Its been 4 years and one thing has remained constant: she wants the title, credibility, and public praise of an owner’s role but isn’t interested in doing any of the work to earn it.  She wants a place to drink with her friends and get pics taken of her and her famous spouse and the famous people his name brings in.  The rest of it is left to someone else to figure out.  If she really cared about her bar, she wouldn’t readily abandon it at the drop of a hat for literally any reason whatsoever.  Those weekend trips to Vegas, overseas jaunts with his stylist, weeks away in Europe to be a plus one at things that don’t require her presence and that D is more than capable of handling on his own and now months in NYC - they don’t exactly scream dedicated caring boss, no matter what bs posts from the staff on Insta say.  I’m honestly sure that the only reason this place is still in business is D.  His constant promotion of it, the way its traded on his fanbase as customers since day 1, the way its billed as “their” bar which just adds another component to the fake fairy tale love story - none of those factors include any real contribution from her.  Not to mention the endlessly repetitive and/or offensive theme nights that by now are old and tired.  And yes - while the advent of the internet has made things like actual paperwork that used to have be done on site and by hand portable, they still have to be done.  You can’t exactly do things like inventory from another time zone either.  Does anyone actually believe she’s sitting poolside approving payroll and purchase orders?  And no - cackling in a hotel room as your spouse once again uses a tv interview that is billed as being about his new Broadway play to plug your shitty bar and then posting the video to the bar’s Insta story isn’t work.  And now she has the excuse of the baby to use, so it’ll certainly be interesting to watch and see how many things of D’s she manages to find time to go to so she gets her attention while the bar falls even further down her list. I’m thinking at this point that if having a newborn at home hasn’t slowed down her thirst, nothing will.  And isn’t D just the luckiest?

#anonymous

[metalandmagi]

The Real Anime Awards of 2022

Last year, I made my own categories for the Crunchyroll Anime Awards (including worst girl, prettiest protagonist, and biggest disappointment, among others), and it was so much fun, I decided to do it again this year, but with different categories. So without further ado, here are the nominees for the real anime awards of 2022.

Biggest Chad

    Shikimori (Shikimori’s not just a cutie)

    Tengen Uzui (Demon Slayer-Entertainment district arc)

    Marin Kitagawa (My Dress Up Darling)

    Najimi (Komi Can’t Communicate)

    Aileen Dautriche (I’m The Villainess, So I’m Taming The Final Boss)...girl really said “fuck the rest of the harem game, I’m marrying the demon lord him

self”

    Ranko (Akiba Maid War)

Show With The Most Drip:

Rent A Girlfriend season 2

My Dress Up Darling

Ya Boy Kongming

Vanitas No Carte season 2

Shadows House season 2

Birdie Wing: Golf Girls’ Story

Best Trash:

    Rent A Girlfriend season 2

    That one harem sex slave isekai, idk I didn’t watch it

    World’s End Harem

    A Couple of Cuckoos

    The Rising of the Shield Hero season 2

    Love Flops (Yes, I know about the twist. No, that doesn’t stop it from being an amazing dumpster fire.)

Best CONCEPT For An Isekai:

    The Executioner And Her Way Of Life

    Isekai Ojisan

    I’m The Villainess, So I’m Taming The Final Boss

    Reincarnated As A Sword

    Life With an Ordinary Guy Who Reincarnated Into A Total Fantasy Knockout

    Trapped in a Dating Sim: The World of Otome Games is Tough for Mobs

Anime whose OP Goes The Hardest FOR NO REASON:

    Gunjou no Fanfare (”Move The Soul”- JO1) ...this is a show about horse racing...

    Teppen (”Top of the Laugh”- Teppen All Stars)...this is a show about stand up comedy...

    Isekai Ojisan (“Story”-Mayu Maeshima)

    Akiba Maid War (“Maid Daikaiten”- Ton Tokoton Staff)

    Golden Kamuy season 4 (”ALI”-Never Say Goodbye feat. Mummy-D) Yes, it’s technically a drama, so the OP fits it, but we all know it’s more of a comedy. Half the time they’ll be telling a dick joke, and it will cut to this OP.

    Call of the Night (“Daten”-Creepy Nuts) Seriously, think about it. Why does this OP go so hard? The show is about a guy walking around at night. They didn’t have to come for us like this, but they did, and I love it.

Best Couple: I know this used to be a Crunchyroll category, but I’m bringing it back anyway.

Sasaki and Miyano (Sasaki to Miyano)

Yor and Loid (Spy x Family)

Desumi and Fudo (Love After World Domination)

Kaguya and Shirogane (Kaguya-sama Love Is War season 3)

Tsukasa and Hinata (Life with an Ordinary Guy who Reincarnated into a Total Fantasy Knockout)

*This is technically a spoiler, since the show doesn’t start as a romance...so just fyi* Aharen and Raido (Aharen-san is Indecipherable) 

Biggest Surprise

Birdie Wing: Golf Girls’ story

Ya Boy Kongming

Shinobi no Ittoki

Akiba Maid War

Romantic Killer

Akebi’s Sailor Uniform (went in expecting a cute slice of life…got an uncomfortable nightmare)

Smartest OP:

    Chainsaw Man

    Chainsaw Man

    Chainsaw Man

    Chainsaw Man

    Mob Psycho 100 season 3

    To Your Eternity season 2

Most dunked on protagonist:

    Nagomu Irino (Deaimon)

    Kabe-Taijin (Ya Boy Kongming)

    Izumi (Shikimori’s Not Just A Cutie)

    Kazuya (Rent A Girlfriend)

    Ataru Moroboshi (Urusei Yatsura)

    Mikoto Shiratori (Ryman’s Club)

Most Ridiculous Concept For A Sports Anime That Actually Works:

    Birdie Wing: Golf Girl’s Story

    Ryman’s Club

    Gunjou no Fanfare

    Tribe Nine

    Blue Lock

But who cares what I think? What categories would you make for your own anime awards?

#anime awards #questionable anime recommendations #crunchyroll anime awards #chainsaw man #spy x family #akiba maid war #blue lock #birdie wing golf girls' story

[elliothier]

A happy 26th birthday from the fun year of 2021, future me! It is nearly 1am as I write this, just at the start of my official birthday, unlike last year when it was midnight at the end of the day.

So, let’s start things off with how things have been going. Today we temporarily move out to get the renovations done in the house -- I hope this is the only time renovations will be a Bother, you can laugh bitterly if they continued past these 5 weeks, it’s okay -- so I anticipate not necessarily having enough time to write this out later. Or, y’know, my brain might just be entirely dead, because today has been quite eventful in its stead!

The day (yesterday, technically, the 24th) started off with the local grandparents vising for the bday, and you know how that is, she’s loud, which is perfectly fine, but hell on the waking eardrums. We had that 25-50-75 party on the 3rd this year if you remember that, but forgot to take a picture, so I brought that up and we did that. Gran fussed over not having lipstick on, mom cleaned hers off and offered it, and for the hell of it I joined in and for the picture all three of us were wearing the same lipstick. Very fun! Luke came by later as well to pick up his stuff, brought along a gf, which was lovely meeting her. I’d say we vibed.

And then, the main event. Well, first some gaming in between, A Dance of Fire and Ice, got 4 achievements today! Beat world 12, perfectly, then world 3 speed, and world 6 speed, which I barely completed in time for D&D. That’s right, just like last year, D&D plays a role, we were still on voice when the day rolled over and I couldn’t wish for a better start.

We were on a halloween one-shot (part 2), the Death House, where I got to play with Courage and made his instrument a kazoo. It was glorious. He was still possessed when we started, making him extra terrified and throw a minor tantrum when it became evident we had to go to the basement. Ace had to convince him to go down, scaring him with ghost stories of what could happen if he didn’t join them, which worked. Oh, how the table turns. Further in Ace first scares the crap out of Courage to pick the lock on the chest he was trying to open and steal the treasure from under his nose. Mini was nice, at least, but Courage really did not like Ace for that move. And then even further, in the very depths, the two of them get to the central platform when figures appear, chanting that “one must die”. Ace was the only one to realize what’s going on and immediately turned on Courage, trying to kill him and very nearly succeeding, living on 1 HP! Ka bit his ankles, but Mini tried to persuade the monster in the corner to devour Ace. It woke up. And Ace ran tf away, informing them that was the very reason he was trying to sacrifice Courage as it would devour them all. All make it out, barely, but phew! What a session! Including requested kazoo send-offs for the ghosts of the couple that owned the house.

Phew, that was a long story, but I had such a good time I had to remind you of it. I haven’t even shared it with Emily yet, but I will, probably after this. Today will probably suck, but the early celebration at least I would say has been a success. And no, there has been no new instrument this year (djembe last year, guitar the year before), but I did improve at guitar playing this year, so there’s that! I hope that by now the music room has been fully set up and has seen some use. I’d say plenty of use, but let’s be realistic here, yeah? A couple of sessions is already nice.

So how are you? Has the day been treating you well? Will the day be treating you well? What about the year? I had my correction shortly after last birthday, that’s recovered decently, I hope the scars have faded more since. Oh, and I started at the workplace that teaches coding a few weeks ago, been there 3 times now and do think I like it. Very curious to see how that will pan out in the long term. Came out as enby there too, reflexively, but hey they sure do try. Oh, did His Dark Materials season 3 come out yet? I’m looking forward to that, if it didn’t come out yet surely it will soon!

So anyway, after that exciting day, I hope you’ll have a similarly good experience either today or the day before or somewhere in the vicinity! And I hope you are very much starting to thrive, in whatever way that may be 💚

Now to write something for The Box, I sure hope I didn’t forget about that last year 😂

#timecapsule #happy birthday to me

[netheresegosplodey]

OFMD NSFW alphabets p1: LUCIUS

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex): OHOHOHO this man is an absolute sweetheart when it comes to aftercare, he'll ask roach to make you a warm drink and wipe you down like it's another round of fucking foreplay

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s): Yours: he absolutely ADORES your thighs, this man loves gripping onto them well he eats you out like a man STARVED but also, He loves your sides. Specifically, he likes where your ribs are. He trails his hands down that regular path on his way to get your pants off

His: he really likes his shoulders, he love looking in the mirror and seeing all the pretty bite marks you and Pete have left there other than that he's quite prideful of his ass, as he should be

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person): okay here me out: when this dude cums he CUMS. Mf is fine Nutting anywhere you're comfortable with

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): he REALLY wants a 3some with you and black pete he'd literally commit several felonies to have his 2 favorite people either fucking him or being fucked by him

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?): he knows what he's doing, mans can play you like an upright bass for God's sake

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual):he loves fucking into you from behind seeing your ass on display just for him

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc): a few jokes here and there, aftercare tho OH BOY FUCKING HOWDY he's teasing you and making jokes to make you red in the face

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.): he manscapes a little so it ain't like a jungle but he's got a happy trail and a little bit to keep warm

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…): He's somehow intimate, yet vulgar. He'll make lewd noises, but somehow, the sweat and skin colliding keeps things intimate

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon): if you and black pete aren't available (for whatever reason) he'll usually fuck into his hand and whimper either of your names

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks): He's a total SLUT for praise, tell him he's doing a good job and he'll MELT. He's very much into gripping, never hard enough to hurt you. His fingers will dig into your thigh or hips when he's drilling into you to keep you in place. He's also canonically into exhibitionism, the risk of getting caught always gets his blood pumping to the right places

L = Location (Favourite places to do the deed): he likes going into stedes private closet full of fancy clothes.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going): frenchie started this regular thing where he'll sing on deck and it'll turn into a little party, seeing you dance and laugh with the other crew members always gets him hot and bothered

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): anything having to do with bodily fluids (other than cum) he has class even if it's not much

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc): he prefers to give, he's a chatterbox, using his mouth is a skill on its own. He'll eat you out like a man starved until you're crying from overstimulation

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.): first couple of times he was like a dog in heat. After a while he caught feels and now he makes it all about your please bc it gets him off way more knowing he's making you feel good

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.): he LOVES quickies, going at it when yall are supposed to be doing work? He fucking lives for it

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.): He's into exhibitionism. Need I say more?

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…): he busts pretty quickly but he can go for around 3 rounds

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?): modern lucius would definitely own a couple vibrators to use on himself AND his partners

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease): he LOVES to tease, edging is a two way street for him

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make): he tries to keep the noise down but all it takes is a tug of the hair and one "good boy" and he's a whimpering mess

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice): first time yall fucked was right after he sketched you

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words): good 5.5 inches, average girth, leans slightly to the right

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?): he sees you dancing or laughing at a dumb joke stede made and he's ready to go. Seeing you happy makes him weak in the knees

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards): after he's done with aftercare he holds you and makes sure you're asleep before he let's himself drift off

#our flag means gay #ofmd lucius

[sashi-ya]

Hi! O God, sorry, me again 🤣🙈😱 I saw your event and wondered if it's okay to yet again send you an ask for it? If not, it's absolutely fine! :)

In case you're up for it, then I'd ask for nsfw + Zoro (or Ace, whoever inspires you more here) + female reader+ canon world + stargazing (or shooting star of that is already taken) + reader is one of the stronger crew members (I always feel like op needs more kickass women that can absolutely keep up with the boys :))

Have a great day! For the commission, I'll write you after work! :) ❤️

Have a great day! For the commission, I'll write you aber work! :) ❤️

Hiii sweety!! of course! I chose Ace cause it's been a long time since I wrote for him so I hope you like it :3 Thank u for your support!! ❤🌙~

ㅤ🌛 One Piece x Bleach Crossover Event : Under The Moon 🌜

Soft! NSFW ~Portgas D. Ace x F! Reader ~ Stargazing

tw: the softest most sweet nsfw, passionate and full of love. Based in the popular phrase of japanese literature月が綺麗ですね | tsuki ga kirei desu ne. It translates to “The moon is beautiful, isn’t it?” and is a more poetic way of saying I love you. More info here

wc: 1.9K

Like this event? chek the masterlist for more

The last fight had been intense. You felt sore, and despite being one of the strongest members of the SPADE pirates your body sometimes asks for some time out. Though, some of the bruises that covered your skin were nothing compared to the huge treasure you and your crew have acquired.

The fun and the drinks flood the ambience as your nakamas including your captain Ace were having a banquet to celebrate. For a new crew, getting riches like those were definitely a blessing to help you grow in the competitive world of piracy.

It was late already when you decided to sit and enjoy the starry night above you. The Spade’s ship wasn’t the biggest caravel ever but still there was a special spot to be alone and in peace over the deck. And that was where you headed. It was a little on the cold side, so, you brought with you a little blanket from your room and with it you wrapped yourself up.

The music and the bustle of your friends was barely hearable in the distance as now the crashing waves would take over. The flickering dance of the stars in a dark velvet sky relaxed you. You stretched your legs and moved your toes playfully as you did. For some reason the stars always reminded you of Ace and how they shined in the middle of the night like the day you two met.

Of course, your sighs were for him, the handsome, benevolent young man that once was a total stranger soon gained your trust… and your love. It had been a dark time for you and his shine had saved you in more than a way. Freckles like constellations and a smile as bright as the sun were stuck in the back of your mind, during your dreams and during your day… and of course, right then as well.

You brought your legs to your chest and rounded your arms around them, forming a little ball with your body. Exhaling you tried to free the pain in your back. “Ah… My muscles hurt…” you mumble out loud, fixing your gaze on a beautiful full moon.

“Should I give you a massage?”

It scared you to death, but at the same time it soothed you. His voice, Ace’s voice, was the most beautiful sound in the world for you. You slowly turned around, processing the fact that your captain had offered you a massage, in a lonely place, under the stars.

“Uh… captain! I-” you said, soon cutting yourself short as you saw the state of his beautiful countenance. A bruise over his left eyelid avoided most of his eye to be opened and a cut crossed his lower lip. You would have lied if he didn’t look hot, but still… poor man. “Are you ok? Your eye!” you said, grimacing as he sat next to you laughing.

“It’s ok, (Name)!” he chuckled, hugging himself with his arms as a sign of feeling cold. You instantly noticed and offered him your coverings. “Here, you are going to catch a cold, Captain!” you scolded him as you covered him. Ace smiled subtly, and beautifully. But he didn’t accept you giving your blanket completely to him, Ace is the definition of good manners even if he sometimes fails to be polite.

He moved closer to you and used his arm to cover your back with the blanket. “Let’s share, there is enough for both” he chimed, beaming closely to your face… dangerously closely. You gasped, and swear your heart skipped at least a beat. The scent of his skin, like marshmallows and chocolate melting on a bonfire, invaded your senses. You giggled almost silently at such accuracy when it comes to his skin perfume, but oh well… that’s love after all, right?

“You got severely beaten up, Ace” you whispered, inspecting his injuries. The poor freckled man looked at you with his swollen eyelid, but the smile never faded from his face. “Ah, but they ended up roasted so… who cares?” he joked with words that lingered around you for a long time. His sight went from your eyes to your lips, lips that slowly separated, lips that wanted to softly kiss over the bruises and cuts his face -and probably his body- had.

The moment, cut short by both awkwardness, lasted for at least a minute until both looked straight up to the sky. This wasn’t new, though. Ace and you have been very good friends ever since you met, and this type of encounter would happen much more than they would normally do if none of you were interested in the other. But, as good dorks, young and inexperienced lovers, you nor Ace dared to say something.

Well, nothing until that night…

Each one of the stars in the sky seemed to be saying something, like if they were singing the song of love. Even some of them dared to draw passing lights as they probably had ended their cycle and had to fall to earth. Maybe, during other times you would have asked for a wish. But there was no need; Ace, your only wish, was right next to you, stargazing. And that was enough, sure it was. Even if you loved him, even if you could have asked for him to kiss you, to confess an infinite love for you, being right by his side was enough.

The most beautiful star, the moon, shined brighter than any other, but not as much as him. He seemed to have his own glare, like Venus, like the guide star. And no wonder, Ace was made of fire, he was the Sun itself, the sun that gave light to each and every single star, including the moon… Ace suddenly placed his head on your shoulder, wavy black hair locks grazing your neck. He sighed at your sudden stiff back, waiting for you to slowly relax.

You panicked inside, unable to even look at your side, you noticed him looking at you with the corner of your eye. “Oi, (Name)...” he whispered, making your heart race. “Y-yes, Ace?” you asked, with the moon on your pupils as you didn’t have the courage of looking anywhere else. He took his time, probably because Ace was as nervous as you were and while he fidgeted with the side of the blanket the most beautiful words abandoned his lips…

“The moon is beautiful, isn’t it?”

Of course, you knew he wasn’t talking about the moon, and the true meaning of such words. Of course, you did… “is he… is he in love with me?”. You slowly turned your head towards him, his eyes met yours and his beautiful beam made a thousand butterflies dance inside your stomach. “A-Ace?” you asked because that was the only word you could ever pronounce at that moment. “Yes, (Name)?” he giggled. You had to ask because you were not buying it. Ace had joked before… but was he really joking, after all?

“Are you being serious right now?”. “Don’t you think the moon looks beautiful tonight, (Name)?” he answered back, and there he was… once again breaking your heart, leaving you at the verge of tears. “Oh, yeah…” you sighed, looking back at the moon, perhaps even envious of Ace calling her beautiful.

Ace sat properly back, trying not to laugh at your pouting mouth. He knew exactly what he was doing, he was just assuring you would feel the same towards him. His hand reached for your face, delicately making you face him. Eyes glossy from uncontrollable tears looked at his freckles in silence, if he wasn’t confessing you would be probably doing it yourself, even if that broke the band and you had to be kicked out from the crew… you didn’t care anymore.

“Oh, also… I’m in love with you, (Name)”

Your eyes widened, the tears forming on your eyes fell into your cheeks. Your mouth opened, your brain freeze. There was no way he would have said it, he just-. “You… Ace- you?” you asked, with trembling lips and short of breath. Question he answered by sealing his lips with yours. “Uhum” he nodded while kissing you, awkwardly but so full of love.

You could feel the cut on his lips on yours, so you wanted to slow the pace. “Ace, Ace… you are gonna hurt yourself even more” you mumbled, muzzled by the blazing lips of your lover. “Cure me then, (Name)... please” he whispered, pressing his forehead on yours. Those words were not simply just because of a simple cut, those words were a confession. Ace was finally accepting the fact that he had to trust others to cure his own hurt soul. And you got it instantly, because you have been the only person to whom Ace had opened about his past in sleepless nights.

“I will cure each and every single one of your injuries, Ace…” you swore to him, holding his countenance in your hands and slowly placing soft pecks over his eyelid, his freckles, the bridge of his nose, his lips, his collar bones.

Unhurriedly you fall over the deck. Face to face, realizing the bustling of the crew has already ceased and lights were turned off completely. Only the moon, the stars and your fire would enlighten the night around you.

His hands slowly slipped down your dress from your shoulder, kissing them delicately, barely grazing your skin with his lips. Ace asked you to sit over his lap, and you did. His hand ran up and down on your back, and your hands did too to his nape. Endless kisses, endless “I love yous” he would repeat with his lips pressed against yours.

Growing heat in both of your cores, maybe not the most sexual session ever, just the need of your bodies to be finally melting into each other. Making love was all about that for you, you didn’t care about anything else. Naked bodies pressed, your breasts against his chest, his hand on the small of your back pushing you into him. The blanket only covered you two from the waist down as a veil for your nudity.

You moved back and forth, and he did the same, still without entering you but breaking any barrier in between your sexes. Until you couldn’t resist it any longer. You stood up just enough for him to be finally inside you. You moaned into his palm, as Ace tried to muffle it for the others not to hear. Is not that the freckled sweetheart didn’t want the rest of the world to know how much he loved you, but this moment was just between you and him, the stars, and the moon.

Tears fell on your cheeks as you felt him finally move, it didn’t hurt, but it was your heart speaking. Ace’s eyes also got watery, tears of pure overwhelming love, of feeling one with the other, of incomplete souls finally meeting their other half. Your toes curled against his thighs, his nails carved on your waist and in a beautiful kiss both sealed reaching pure ecstasy together…

Perhaps that night It was the Moon who learned what love was… because you two knew exactly how it felt ❤ ~

#portgas d. ace #portgas d ace x reader #portgas d ace x you #portgas d. ace x reader #one piece x y/n #one piece #sashi ya #one piece x you #one piece x reader #ace one piece #portgas d ace headcanons #ace x you #ace x reader #portgas d ace x y/n #portgas d ace #portgas d ace imagine #fire fist ace #one piece fanfiction #one piece x oc #one piece scenario #under the moon event

[rekreku]

crushes.

various jjk characters x gn! reader

type: fluff! + slight suggestive themes

prompt: in which the sorcerers fall in love with you and have different ways of showing their (not-so) hidden affections for you.

note: tysm for all the love on my last post. :’) i seriously appreciate it a lot!! you guys are very wonderful and sweet! <3 i enjoy writing stuff like this. :] if you have any requests, my inbox is wide open. <3 ALSO, slight suggestive themes in gojo’s preference!

characters include: itadori, megumi, kugisaki, & gojo.

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when ITADORI crushes on you, expect…

late night phone calls; he loves the sound of your voice and tries to make up any excuse he can to talk to you. even if it’s a stupid or overused reason such as, “oh, i need help with this homework, i didn’t study!” (despite there being no homework assigned).

him trying harder to make you laugh; anything he can do to hear that sweet, melodious laugh of yours, he’ll do it.

awkward flirting out the ass; he tries his best to flirt with you, but it’s almost always awkward, (that is, when he tries to flirt). he’s actually a pretty good flirt when he doesn’t try— but regardless, hearing him mess up a pickup line or stumble over his words can’t help but make you laugh. “hey, you come here often?” “itadori, we’re at school, of course i do.” “I—I KNOW THAT, I WAS JUST—”

him trying to show off in front of you; every time you try to step in to fight, he shakes his head and steps up to be the ‘knight in shining armor’, telling you how he doesn’t want you to get hurt. of course, it’s not like you’re incapable of fighting for yourself, but he didn’t know what he would do if you got seriously hurt— plus, he just really wanted to look cool in front of you.

compliments, compliments, compliments; every day, he finds something new to compliment you for, even if it’s just the littlest thing. he cant help it— there’s just so much to admire about you! your personality, your strength, your looks— he loves it all! “hey, y/n! i really like your shoes! :D” “i wore these yesterday.” “THEY LOOK EVEN BETTER TODAY!”

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when MEGUMI crushes on you, expect…

a lot more stares and glances; this man will stare at you when he thinks you’re distracted with something else or just not noticing him. he cant help it— he’s captivated by you, your aura, your looks, and your personality. all of it. it’s like he’s drawn to you. a lot of nervous and quick side glances— some of them are absentmindedly, as if he always wants to see your reactions to certain things. so, of course, there are bound to be rather awkward moments when you catch him staring and he’ll quickly look away, face turning bright red.

him to be more protective over you; like itadori, he’s aware that you can stand up for yourself. in fact, he admires that a lot about you, but it doesn’t mean he doesn’t worry about you, constantly. any time a curse tries to harm you, he’ll throw himself in front of you without even thinking, willing to try and protect you. of course, he’ll try and pass it off as you needing all the help you can get, since you weren’t as “experienced as him”. which, in a way, was true.

him to open up more; megumi’s a pretty closed book. he doesn’t necessarily like talking about many of his interests, saying how they’re not important. however, when you get closer with him, he opens up more to you, talking about his current interests and passions. he loves that you’ll just sit and listen to him speak, even engaging and actually asking questions to show you’re interested makes his heart melt.

him letting you pet his divine dogs; normally, he hates when people (cough itadori and kugisaki cough) want to see his divine dogs— it can get a bit irritating and annoying for the sorcerer, as he needs to save his dogs for when they’re fighting against curses. however, he makes a (discreet but not so discreet) exception for you. every time you mention his dogs, they ‘accidentally’ come out, almost as if at your beck and call. you get super happy and pet them, calling them good dogs, etc, etc. of course, he won’t admit it, but fushiguro likes seeing you smile at such cute and innocent things like that. it’s a nice sight for him after a stressful day of training.

him to loosen up more; normally, he’s strict when it comes to training. he doesn’t necessarily like time being wasted, especially when such important and big issues are at hand. though, there are some days where he’s just more laidback, brushing it off with “feeling sick”, but he really wants to spend more time with you, and if having a day off is something that needs to be done, then he’ll do it.

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when NOBARA crushes on you, expect…

more playful banter; she’s taken a liking to you— so she’ll most likely make fun of you more, it’s her way of showing her affection, of course, she won’t admit that, that’d be too embarrassing! especially for someone so prideful.

her trying to boast herself more; like itadori, she wants you to think incredibly highly of her! she wants you to see her as she sees herself, which, you couldn’t really blame her, as she was obviously so cool! she wants to make a good impression in front of you, so she’ll tell you all of this stuff that she’s done, hoping you see her in a bigger, better light!

her to hang around you more; she’ll find any excuse she can to hang out with you more. of course, like megumi, she is more task-oriented, and likes getting the job done first. but, it doesn’t mean she won’t find time to hang out with you in between. for example, she might want to take you to the mall or something of the sort. she likes spending time with you, and will find any reason she can to. even if it were the smallest of things, like helping you do chores or studying.

more blushing; she’ll get flustered more easily around you. she’s attracted to you— almost everything you do will make her heart flutter! of course, she just says that she got overheated or another excuse of the sort. she hates admitting that she’s fallen in love with you— and even goes through the five stages of grief over it. so every time she’s around you, she may get more quiet, studying you; only to get flustered and defensive once you ask what’s on her mind.

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when GOJO crushes on you, expect…

random ass text messages; this man will text you the most random shit at 3am, or he’ll send you things he thinks you’ll like. he just likes seeing your reaction to it, which are more or less along the lines of “wtf is that, wtf is in ur gallery.” but his favorite thing to do is send you something so unexpected right next to him that it makes you laugh or gasp at your phone; he thinks your reaction is absolutely priceless (and adorable). he won’t admit it but he loves your reactions to his stupid texts or memes.

lame excuses to be around you; even when you’re clearly busy, gojo wants to hang out with you— “gotta keep you on your toes!” is his go-to and favorite reason to bother you. even when nanami clearly tries to keep him from bothering you, that doesn’t stop him. he’d stride in all like “oh, sorry, forgot my glasses here.” and then just never leave. “mf if you don’t leave i’ll give you a reason to wear glasses”

more teasing; gojo will find reasons to get under your skin. again, he won’t admit it, but he does find your reactions adorable— like when he pokes at you and you slap his hand away. he also flirts with you a lot, (not really much of a surprise there tbh.) he likes seeing you get flustered, especially when he runs his hands down your waist, or even goes as far as to leave a kiss or two on your neck. he likes the way you shiver in his grasp

questionable nicknames; mf comes up with the most difficult nicknames for you. “what’s going on my sugar wooger booger sexy baby kitten omega 3000?” certainly makes you scratch your head and tap your foot, “you’re done. you’re done.” but all jokes aside, he does like giving you cute nicknames; ones he doesn’t normally call anyone else, like “angel” or “darling”; you hate to admit it, but it makes your heart flutter.

him to brag about you; like he brags about his students, he’ll brag about you. however, he makes you sound SO MUCH more cooler and exaggerates stories to make people stare at you in awe. “y/n? oh, i’m sorry, are you talking about the person who fought a dragon curse off with their bare hands and with a blindfold on?” “gojo what the fuck, all i did was get rid of the snake in front of the school with a rake.”

#gn!reader #anime #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen #fluff #itadori x reader #megumi x reader #nobara x reader #gojo x reader #headcanons #preferences