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samasmith23 · 6 months
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The Retconning of Aunt May's death from Amazing Spider-Man #400... aka, screw John Byrne!
Wanna know something else we can criticize John Byrne for aside from his general creepiness and bigotry? He undid Aunt May’s death in the beautifully written Amazing Spider-Man (1963) #400, "The Gift," aka one of the best stories to come out of the entire infamous Clone Saga era.
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Like... when Linkara reviewed the Web of Death storyline, one particular complaint he brought up was how all of the all the beautiful & emotional moments between Peter Parker and comatose Aunt May were severely undermined in hindsight due to the later retcon that this wasn't actually May Parker, but instead an highly-skilled actress whom Norman Osborn replaced Aunt May with after her stroke and made resemble Peter's aunt through cloning technology.
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And the person who was responsible for this controversial retcon? None other than John Byrne!
Byrne apparently refused to even initiate his divisive 1999 Chapter One and The Next Chapter reboots of the Spider-Man titles unless he was allowed to utilize Aunt May as a member of Peter's supporting cast. Consequently, this meant completely retconning Aunt May's lovely and tragic send-off by J.M. DeMatteis & Mark Bagley in ASM #400, even though that issue was highly regarded and celebrated by even the most hardened detractors of The Clone Saga era as a whole.
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And you know what made the retconning of Aunt May's death even more stupid? It directly contradicted Norman Osborn's own recounting of The Clone Saga from his perspective in The Osborn Journal one-shot after he was revealed to be the true mastermind behind the whole saga. Writer & editor Glenn Greenberg specifically made sure to include these passages from Norman's private journals:
-"And as luck would have it, the clone -- Reilly -- learned of May Parker's stroke and returned to New York to be near her during her final days. This saved me the trouble of concocting some elaborate scheme to lure him back to the city."
-"Then the old woman finally died, delivering a major emotional blow to Parker and his wife. My only regret is that I was NOT the cause."
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Yup, Greenberg wanted to make sure that DeMatteis' brilliant work from ASM #400 wouldn't be undone by having Norman himself state in his private journals that May's death was strictly due to natural causes instead of another part of his behind-the-scene's manipulations. Which makes sense considering that the entire issue was dedicated to Peter & Aunt May's final days together as she revealed to her nephew that she had always known he was Spider-Man and was deeply proud of him before passing away in her bed right besides Peter, Mary Jane & Aunt Anna, with Peter's final words to his surrogate mother-figure being him quoting his favorite childhood novel Peter Pan to her, telling Aunt May:
"Let go. Fly. 'Second to the right... and straight on until morning.'"
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Its honestly one of the most simultaneously heartbreaking & beautiful scenes that I've personally ever read in a comic. The silent panels of Ben Reilly crying to himself on the roof of the house, unable to be by his Aunt's side during her final moments since he's only a clone of her nephew, especially tug at my heartstrings (poor Benjy)! And its an issue that resonates with me even more deeply today than back when I initially read it a few years ago, since I now know what it feels like to lose a dearly beloved relative, with both my paternal grandmother (Nana) and maternal grandfather (Paps) having since passed away.
But then John Byrne decided in his infinite wisdom to screw it all up, ignoring all of that emotional weight and feelings of down-to-Earth loss by not only revealing that the Aunt May Peter watched die was actually just a random actress whom Norman Osborn "genetically modified via the Jackal’s cloning technology" (which again… makes ZERO sense), but that Osborn apparently now lied in his own personal diaries or something?
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So yeah, the resurrection of Aunt May by John Byrne during the Spider-Man: The Gathering of Five/The Final Chapter arcs is easily one of the most insulting retcons that I've ever encountered since it spits in the face of one of the most beautifully written single-issues that I've personally ever read (both because of how it personally resonates with me as someone who's lost two grandparents, and because is J.M. DeMatteis is among my Top 5 favorite comic book writers).
But trust me, this is the LEAST of John Byrne's problems, which fellow comic creator Ramon Villalobos made an excellent thread discussing in detail if you want further information:
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ewzzy · 1 year
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One of the worst Spider-Man comics of all time is The Gathering of Five and The Final Chapter. Among its many great offenses is ending one issue with Green Goblin triumphant with Spidey exposed and seemingly dead, then the very next issue going "That was just Norman's crazy brain. Never happened."
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How I assume salvaging went in FNAF pizza sim
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zahanh · 3 months
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fellow ragequit enjoyer??????????
RAGEQUIT BOMB 💣💥💥💥💥
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💥💥💥
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antaripirate · 7 months
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delilah bard:
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i have finally landed a job interview and i have Such mixed feelings about it
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hoplessartist · 4 months
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i call upon the fans of A Darker Shade of Magic
From left to right:
Alucard Emery , Rhy Maresh, Holland, Delilah "Lila" Bard, Kell
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findingcrow · 7 months
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I just realized that Will didn’t get the actual gathering experience for so long. His first one was interrupted by the Kalkaras, maybe he went to the second one, but his third? His fourth? The ones where he should have been celebrating, the ones where he should have been making friends and meeting the other rangers that he could have looked up to? He was in Skandia, forgetting everything because of warmweed. He was fighting in wars, battling enemies so much larger than him, and he was doing it almost entirely alone. He didn’t get to sing songs and show the other rangers his mandola, or yell to them Greybeard Halt, for at least 4 years. He barely got the full ranger experience until he was an adult.
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mewniemoon · 5 months
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mtg-cards-hourly · 1 year
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Five Kids in a Trenchcoat
Artist: Emily Teng TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link
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thatonefandomjumper · 9 months
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Schrodinger Bisexual Varian
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comfortfoodcontent · 3 months
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1998 Marvel Comics House Ad featuring the MC2 Universe debut titles and Spider-Man: The Gathering of The Five
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jellycreamjammedart · 6 months
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so a discord sever had a prompt for using a simple pumpkin template for users to 'carve into'/draw over to make jack-o-lantern arts. so i went and made the Glamdad
left: OG
right: candle flame moves slightly
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Meeting of the Five by Dominik Mayer
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thecryptidart1st · 8 months
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*manifests with you cause I absolutely ADORE your take on Sammy*
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The Sammy Summoning begins!
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antaripirate · 5 months
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Another round of silly little Kellila headcanons:
If Kell and Lila are sleeping in the palace, they often wake to find Esa curled up with them. Kell loves it because he’s always wanted a cat of his own. Lila is PISSED. (She doesn’t want to share her Kell cuddles with Esa.)
Kell is scared of storms. It could be because of how he was sold as a child, on the sea in shitty weather. It could be because the feeling of being within a storm is too similar to Osaron/Virtari trying to take over. Maybe he and Rhy used to hide away from storms growing up. He tries really hard to help on deck when they’re caught in a storm but he tends to freeze up. Lila somehow always manages to both steer the ship to safety and keep Kell calm.
Kell’s favourite nap spot is with his head on Lila’s lap. Lila’s favourite pillow is Kell’s chest.
Every time they dock back in London, Tieren would prepares a huge box of treatments for them to take when they set sail, just in case they need them out at sea.
Lila somehow discovers she enjoys romance novels but is embarrassed about it, so she stashes them under her bed. Kell eventually finds them and teases her, but then makes up for it by promising to recreate absolutely anything she wants from them.
Whenever they’re docked or not far offshore, Kell befriends any birds that land on the ship. He gets a little sad when they’re too far offshore and they fly away. Lila thinks it's precious but would never admit it, though she gives him extra jobs to do to take his mind off it.
Lila is incredibly grumbly in the morning. Kell thinks it’s adorable.
When they’re in London, Ren always wants Uncle Kell to tell her a bedtime story, and he always tells her stories about pirates (they are literally all about Captain Bard).
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