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capn-twitchery · 6 months
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i'm off to bed for the night but i wanna try more in character stuff on FL so if anyone feels like sending a calling card please do!!! i'll try to reply tomorrow or this weekend :D
(names are Twitchery and LtGrace and you can find out more about them here !! (or send me an ask or dm if you like)
EDIT TO ADD for some reason if you type twitch's name it gives you a different account like 50% of the time so it's better to click the link to be safe. sorry idk why they've been cursed. help.
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royallyprincesslilly · 3 months
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Lewis Hamilton Masterlist
Here is my long-awaited and asked-for masterlist for all my Lewis Hamilton fics thus far. As a warning, there is a HELL OF A LOT here. WOW, and I am sure there will be a hell of a lot more to be added.
Thank you ALL for reading, liking, and reblogging. I appreciate the reception and the love more than you know. ❤️
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Things To Know:
-I'm Lilly you may call me that or Lee.
-There is a psychologically proven link between content interaction and content creation. Simply, the more interaction with something (content) or someone, the more content is produced. {Wink, Wink}
-If you are sensitive to angst or erotica this may be an uncomfortable, high blood pressure-inducing, hedonistic place for you. LOL.
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-Do NOT reproduce, or translate any of my work on any platform. I do not consent to that. Also, DO NOT steal what I write. That's an a$$hole thing to do.
-YOU are responsible for managing what content you consume. NOT ME. Heed warnings that open the stories.
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Content Meter:
*Mentions of NSFW content. Not explicit or even detailed.
**Half of the work is NSFW and recommended to be read at YOUR discretion. Can be explicit and/or detailed.
***Most of the work is NSFW. Don't read this at work, or around others you might feel embarrassed with them knowing you're freaky. Very detailed, and very explicit.
****Pure Filth. Don't read this anywhere not private unless you can handle the consequences. All the details, no limits on explicit content. This is NOT "wham, bam thank you, ma'am". There is work being put in!
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Thank you in advance for the love. ❤️❤️
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Series/Mini-Series
-If This Is Love Mini-Series {COMPLETED}
Lewis Hamilton x Mercedes Owner Daughter Reader
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Title: If This Is Love--
Summary: Against your better judgement, you allowed Lewis to woo you. For 10 months he chased you with more determination than a starving wolf. You finally gave in and found happiness and what you thought was love. Thought is the operative word as you stare at the pictures from his week in Antarctica, pictures that show you definitely had been made a fool of.
{1}-If This Is Love, I Don't Want It | {2}-If This Is Love, You Need To Prove It | {3}-If This Is Love, You Need To Mean It | {4}-If This Is Love, You Gotta Ride For Me | {5}-If This Is Love, It’s Forever
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-A Long Time Coming Mini-Series {COMPLETED}
Lewis Hamilton x Best Friend Reader
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Title: A Long Time Coming
Summary: After a long, grueling and stressful 2023 season where Lewis dominated and showed the world once again why he was the best at what he does. He walks away with his 8th championship title and plans with his closest and bestest for some much-needed R&R.
{1} | {2}* | {3}***
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-What We Did In The Dark Series {ONGOING}
Lewis Hamilton x Reader
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Title: What We Did In The Dark
Summary: Neither of you planned any of it. You’d met by chance, and everything that happened after had to have been predestined. There was no way blazing passion like what was between you was something coincidental.
{1}**** | {2}* | {3} | {4} | {5}....(Coming Soon)
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-3P Series {ONGOING}
Lewis Hamilton x Famous Singer Reader x Aaron Pierre
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Title: 3P
Summary:“Sharing is caring”, “The more the merrier”, “Love knows no bounds”. There are so many quotes that circulate that can be tied to love and relationships. Two of the many you like happens to be “Two is better than one” and “The more the merrier”. Now it wasn’t like you particularly and purposely went out your way to collect men. That wasn’t the case at all. It’s just that there were two gorgeous faces in the sea of bodies at Coachella that you couldn’t decide which you wanted more. So you decided why choose. That was 4 months ago and now everything was much more complicated than you’d ever intended.
{1} | {2}...(Coming Soon)
{More To Come...}
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One,Two, & Three Shots
-Trauma: Hysteria | Trauma 2: (Coming Soon)
-Wasted Time | Wasted Love | Wasted 3: (Coming Soon)
-Forever Mine***
-She Calls Me Daddy Now***
-Everybody Else Is No. 2***
-You First***
-Message My Heart
-Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You**
-Stake My Claim*
-Plus Baby Makes Three**
-Love Will Remember***
-Thirsty Or Parched**
-Just Do It
-One Night****
-True Peace***
-Book Trap {Social Media Collection}**
-Lil' Love*
-4am Drunk Calls**
-Show Me**
-Ion't Even Need 7 Minutes***
-Taste The Rainbow***
-Forever & Ever & Ever & Ever--But Not Right Now**
-Morning Voice {Headcannon}**
-1, 2, 3 {SongFic}***
-It'll Be Fun They Said {Social Media AU}
-Trick Or Treat {Headcannon}
-Forgive Me, I Am A Sinner {Any Celeb}** | No Saints Here...(Coming Soon)
-Going Once, Going Twice (Coming Soon)
-Once Bitten | Twice Shy | Thrice My Lady... (Coming Soon)
-Distraction... (Coming Soon)
-Unruly.... (Coming Soon)
-Slip Of The Tongue.... (Coming Soon)
-Do That Again.... (Coming Soon)
-R&R.... (Coming Soon)
-You Make Me Want.... (Coming Soon)
-Grown Folks Thangs... (Coming Soon)
-Truth Is.... (Coming Soon)
-Behind The Mask | Behind Closed Doors | Underneath Your Clothes | Behind The Name.... (Coming Soon)
-When It Hits Hard.... (Coming Soon)
-Lil' Princess.... (Coming Soon)
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notjustjavierpena · 9 months
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Jealous
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Series Masterpost | Main Masterpost
A/N: The spirit of husband!javi told me to write this. JUST TO PROVE HE IS A DICK AT TIMES. I imagine that it takes place around the time that Sebastian is conceived, so you can decide if this is that time ;)
Summary: You dance with your colleague. Javier reads too much into it. 
Pairing: Javier Peña x Reader/You (No y/n)
Tags: +18 smut (mdni), javi is a dick, jealousy, public sex, rough and brutal sex, creampie, car sex, dirty talk, possessive sex
Word count: 2.3k
Link to this work on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49644700
Jealous
You are starting to regret coming along to this work function as you scan the crowd of people from different branches of your company. It hasn’t even been that many hours, and you are swirling the wine in your glass impatiently as the wish to go home grows stronger. You had taken off your heels already half an hour into the event, and have carried them around by your side all evening. They are perched on a barstool beside you.
Your boss had insisted, said that the more the merrier, and that he had always wanted to see you out of your shell. Then he had made a joke about seeing your wild side that you laughed at because you really want to keep your job. 
Javier is getting a cigarette with some of the people from accounting, and you know that you will have to hear about how they feel like energy vampires when he comes back to throw his arms around in dramatic gestures. It makes you smile to yourself as you stare into your glass.
You don’t allow yourself to think too much about the fact that the reason you are so eager to leave is mainly because Chucho has the kids. Your house is empty when you arrive home later. Neither you nor Javier have made an actual verbal agreement on having sex tonight, but you know that he is thinking of it too; you’ve seen him staring at you whilst you tapped your wedding ring against the flute of champagne you drank at the welcome speech.
“There she is,” you hear the voice of one of your coworkers. Jim works in the same branch as you, eats lunch with you daily, and occasionally makes work less hellish by making you laugh. You would call him a friend as much as a good colleague. 
“Hey,” you look up to greet him with a grin, “Where the hell you been? Crunching numbers for fun or flirting with Tina?”
“The latter is cooler, right?” He asks with a wink.
You laugh genuinely. 
“Okay, yes, then the latter. The flirting,” he nods towards the dance floor which they are starting to set up, “She declined a dance though.”
“Oh no, I’m sorry, Jim,” you put down your glass on the bar behind you, “She’ll come around at some point.”
“Anyway, don’t matter,” he waves dismissively, looks back to the dance floor for a second, and hesitates for just a moment, “I’d rather dance with you. Platonically obviously.” 
“Might turn into a dance battle,” you let him know with a smirk. Jim is harmless, and genuinely in love with Tina from the front desk with the way that he hovers by her side when he has the chance. 
“Well, damn, I like the sound of that. Think they’ll let us request songs?” 
“Let’s find out,” you say, telling the bartender to keep an eye on your shoes. 
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Javier returns to the party about five minutes later, but you are nowhere to be found in the spot where he left you. He has the urge to tell you about how horrible your colleagues from finance, accounting, or something are, has planned the conversation in his head so he can make you laugh out loud. 
But there are your shoes, left abandoned by the bar and he is forgetting his line more and more. Puzzled and slightly disappointed, he looks at the bartender who nods towards the crowd of people dancing in cheap flashing colored lights. He feels confused since you don’t normally dance alone.
That’s when he notices that it’s your favorite song playing, and then he sees your figure moving in the crowd. You are dancing with someone. A male someone who looks at you with a stupid grin; the kind that is only reserved for someone you are interested in. 
Javier’s chest tightens with an uncomfortable feeling of uncertainty and unease. He pushes past a few people who are talking animatedly from too many drinks, one of them letting out an uh-oh at seeing how he is eyeing your dancing body. They know who he is, but he doesn’t care. He wants to bark something at them, but he is too focused on getting between you and the probably handsy guy. 
When he gets close, he hears you say something to your colleague who he realizes must be Jim who you have talked about several times. The problem is that Javier never knew that Jim was as good-looking as he was. 
You will laugh at him, he is sure of it, but he still puffs his chest when he approaches the two of you. You have your arms above your head, gripping your wrist and swaying your hips in a way that would make any man swallow thickly. Jim probably has. 
Javier says your name, taps your shoulder and you whirl around. You look at him with a smile so big that he regrets being pissed off and saying something in an aggressive tone at you the moment he has done it. The smile fades from your face, your brows furrowing and you tug down your dress that’s been riding up slightly from dancing. 
“Hey,” Jim interrupts, “Didn’t mean no disrespect.”
“No, Jim, stop,” you say quickly. 
Javier knows he is being ridiculous, but he cannot help the way that he feels when he sees men look at you with as much interest as he has. You’re beautiful. In that dress, you’re sexy too. It’s not your fault, but he cannot stand being here another moment. 
“Don’t worry about it,” Javier grits out. He looks at you, a hand on his hip as impatience overtakes him, “We need to get home anyway. The kids are with their abuelo and it’s late.”
“Claro,” Jim says in a way too American way. 
“Let me get my shoes,” you say. 
“I’ll get them,” Javier tells you. 
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You meet Javier by the entrance but he doesn’t say anything. Instead, he kneels on the floor and helps you step into your stiletto, ties the ankle strap securely before tapping your leg to make you present the other foot for him. 
When he is done, he gets up and shoves your coat into your chest. He mumbles, “It’s raining.”
You take a cab home since the both of you have been drinking enough to not be able to drive. Javier holds the door open for you as you climb inside, making you jump as he slams the door behind you and walks hurriedly around the car.
With your coat in your lap, you wait for the silence to break. It doesn’t except for Javier tapping the glass that separates the front- and backseat, telling the chauffeur where you are going.
You take matters into your own hands.
“You’re being fucking ridiculous, Javi,” you sigh as the car takes off. The driver seems to turn up the music a little as a way of giving you privacy, “I’ve told you that Jim is dating Tina.”
“He looks at you just the way I did,” he snaps, staring out of the car as the heavy rain patters on the window, “It’s not just fucking fun and games when he looks at you like that.”
“I would never let him do anything,” you mumble, removing your coat as the anger you feel makes you sweat. 
“It has nothing to do with you,” he says simply. 
“Then why are you scolding me like a toddler?” You pat the seat to make him look your way, “Hey. Look at me. Why is me dancing - as friends - with Jim a problem?”
“Because you’re too fucking beautiful, that’s why,” he finally admits. He gestures to you, “Look at you. Es estupido.” 
“Oh? Weird way of communicating that you think I’m pretty,” you giggle, “Jesus, Javi.”
“Pretty isn’t the word I’m trying to say here,” he continues to fume quietly, “I don’t like ‘em getting all up in your face. How am I supposed to feel about that?”
“Well, sorry for—“
“And Jim knows you’re mine,” he interrupts with exasperation, “Pendejo.”
“Whoa, mister,” you chuckle in disbelief, “Back down.”
“Take off your panties,” he replies simply. 
Your eyes nearly bulge out of your skull. You nervously laugh at first, but when Javier doesn’t make any signs of his command being a joke, you stare at the back of the cab driver’s head to see if he has heard anything despite him being behind a glass panel. His posture hasn’t changed since he started up the engine, so you guess no. 
“No, are you kidding me?” You shift a little in your seat, feeling warmth spread across your face and chest. Your heart slams against the inside of your rib cage.
“Does it look like I’m kidding?” Javier places his hand on the space between you. He turns his palm upwards, “Hand them over.”
Your stomach swirls in interest at the danger. Your heartbeat is between your legs now. You shift a little more to make it seem like you are trying to get comfortable, but it allows you to hike up your dress just slightly and reach underneath the skirt. You lift yourself from the seat just slightly, hooking your index fingers into the seamless cotton panties you have worn for tonight. You tug them down over your thighs, slide them past your knees until they hit the floor. 
Javier picks them up. He gives you a look when he feels how wet they already are and then stuffs them into his jeans pocket, “Not mine, huh?” 
“I’m so done with you,” you say with a little laugh, “What are you going to do next? Fuck me in the backseat?”
Javier looks over the cab driver’s shoulder to check the clock. He looks like he is calculating the time it will take to reach your home address, then he raps on the glass again, “Could you turn that song up? I like it.”
The music grows louder. Your eyes widen, “Javi, no— no, c’mon.”
Then he lunges forward and pushes you down into the car seat, and you yelp loudly and try to play it off with it being the car swirling to the right as it overtakes another vehicle. 
Javier has you on your back in mere seconds, belt clinking as he hurries to get his cock out. You scramble for your jacket, positioning it by your hips to somewhat cover up what you’re doing. 
You give in much sooner than you thought you would, your nimble fingers making quick work of hiking your dress up once more to expose your dripping pussy. You spread your legs for him, “Hurry. People will see.”
Javier reaches down to slide into you immediately, the stretch making your cunt sting so deliciously that you already flutter around his girth. The both of you groan but it is barely audible over the music making the car boom. 
“Nobody makes you feel like me,” he says as he starts fucking you into the seat. Your high heels dig into the leather, creating dents as he grinds his hips forcefully into yours.
“No,” you moan, shaking your head as he nearly smacks you into the door with how much force he puts behind his thrusts, “There’s no one else for me but you.”
The car turns a corner, causing you to slide to the side and nearly making you fall onto the floor of the cab. Javier catches you just before it happens, dragging you back to him with the help of the car driving straight again. You giggle and it makes you clench around his dick. He pants heavily, “Stop laughing. I can’t—“ 
“Sorry,” you try calming down, but to no avail. 
Javier ends up shutting your mouth by picking up his pace. He drives brutally into your cunt until you think you might split right down the middle, replacing the giggles with high-pitched noises of ecstasy. 
Your arms come up over your head just like when you were dancing. You wonder if Javier notices during the few seconds it takes you to find purchase on the car door, gripping until your knuckles are white. 
“Fuu-uuck,” you swear, eyebrows knitted together as the pressure builds behind your clit, “Javi.”
“Come for me,” he growls, staring wildly into your eyes whilst he fucks you to the point of tears. 
A weak noise close to a feeble cry leaves your mouth just before you come but then your voice cracks as the world fades to nothingness when the first wave of pleasure crashes over your half-naked form. You feel only the sensation of your cunt choking around Javier’s dick and the car humming underneath the two of you. 
Javier follows soon after. A streetlight outside lights up the car as he peaks, and you gasp at the sight of his face screwed up in pleasure. His mouth hangs open, brows furrowed and there’s sweat threatening to drip from his brow. 
He fills you up with his warm seed. You relish in it, letting out a soft moan as he coats your walls. You’re not actually trying for more children right now, but you know It’s a way of marking you and that thought alone is enough to make you not care - for now. 
It takes a moment to find your bearings again. You pant with aftershocks, but the situation has you quickly pulling down your dress again despite not feeling ready to move. You make sure to sit up in a way that coats the dress in come instead of the seat because already you feel it drip out of you. 
Javier gets off of you and sits up too, tugging his oversensitive dick into his jeans once more. He does whatever he can to make it look like he hasn’t just fucked your lights out, but the car feels hot and the windows have started to fog.
You dare to lean into him when there are only a few minutes left of your car ride. He wraps his arm around you, kisses your hair affectionately, “You tired?”
“Just need a little nap,” your eyes flutter closed, “Cockdrunk, you know.” 
“No one does it like me.”
“No one.”
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liminalpebble · 5 months
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🎄🕯An Unhinged Yuletide Gathering🕯🎄
My darlings! 💚❤️💚❤️💚❤️
It's time for a festive unhinged gathering! Arrive in your loveliest ball gowns and with your thottiest thots and feel free to share away! The more, the merrier! I'm thrilled to have every single one of you here. This time, I invite you all to a lavish Scandinavian manor house.
We can watch the snow and the northern lights from the lovely art nouveau observatory of the highest tower. Throughout the evening, the roaring hearths, lush decorations, and golden glow of luxurious interiors will keep us very content. There will be decedant warm beverages aplenty, a scrumptious dinner, and spread after spread of desserts.
The company is, of course, also a mouthwatering collection of our exquisite fictional men.
Jonathan Pine is in a brand new and very smart three piece suit, welcoming you with an incandescent smile as he guides you in. He smells deliciously of expensive cologne and the single festive red rose pinned to his lapel. Before he takes his leave, he holds your hand in both of his and makes some very intense eye contact, saying, "and Miss, if there's anything at all I can do for you, please don't hesitate to find me."
You barely catch your breath as you move further past polished oak doors into the large glimmering ballroom where Loki is lounging on a velvet couch, some elaborate mixed drink balanced in his lovely ivory hand. He charms us all with tale after tale as our cheeks get warm and we take turns feeding him teasing little bites of cake.
Thomas Sharpe stands brooding in his finest tuxedo, desperately waiting for his chance at a waltz with you as you look so lovely this evening.
Eddie...delicous, sweet, snarky Eddie Munson snuck in with the caterers. His big chocolate button eyes scan the crowd of lovely ladies, and he gives a big dimpled grin. With no regard at all for the job he signed up for, he shrugs off the uniform top, smooths out the Iron Maiden shirt beneath it, and swaggers over.
"Welllllll, hello lovely ladies!", he declares as he plops on the couch next to Loki, even daring to cross his legs over the god's lap and steal a sip of his drink. Loki stares at this bushy-haired miscreant with a leathal glare that cracks delightfully into a big euphoric grin. One trickster obviously appreciates the charisma of another.
Adam keeps to himself, playing the most beautiful piece of music on an antique lute. He feels a rare flicker of joy as he anticipates candlelit ghost stories on Christmas night (a sweet revival of a Victorian tradition). The faintest twitch of a smile moves his lips as he thinks of all this...delcious...company he'll have the pleasure of experiencing it with.
Hux sits alone, reading in a quiet parlor. The general's lovely hands stroke his beloved ginger cat, Millicent, as he plays out chess games within his powerful mind. His lovely green eyes flick towards you as he hears your footsteps, and he smiles wickedly. You're the only distraction he allows here, afterall...and what an enjoyable one you are.
Thank you for joining the party, my loves. Who else do you see? What does the evening have in store for us? Have you brought something interesting? Oh, do tell. *wink*
Welcome and happy holidays! 💃 🎄
Peb 💜
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ms-scarletwings · 8 months
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A Messy, Sedulous Necropsy of Zib Membrane
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That’s what we call him right? Not Invader Zib? Hell if I know, we’ll let the tags decide.
Whatever he is christened by his author, enemies, or fans, this titular villain of the Zimvoid is such a mind blaster to me. I wish we had more time with him within the comics. I wish he had been a concept explored in the show. I wish he had a movie. I am having fun with a little hyperbole here, but I truly do find him just as interesting and potentially pivotal of an antagonist as Tak was, if not even more.
Both, of course, were so badly underutilized for sake of the series status quo. To that, Zib was a much bigger threat than Tak, and especially to that of the comics’ own. He potentially changes everything, and somehow absolutely nothing by the end. The TV show always had a more overt tone of cruelty and the macabre floating about its themes. These print issues? I don’t dislike them. It’s still recognizably invader Zim, and the more the merrier, content-wise, but longtime fans can feel that there was this change of essence in the transition. More obviously, in the art, but more subtly, there was an audible softening of that bluntly darker, cynical tone the show was made iconic for. To put it very generally, they lean a little more into the whackiness of this world, there’s a lot more dark comedy to be found in what I’ve seen so far rather than in your face darkness, and in the absence of the ost and voice acting the show accustomed us to, the comics leave a lot more room to be read as you wile. To me, they’re goofier and more episodic in spirit.
This all is not a critique or rating on the comics.. It’s purely, I feel, why Zib stuck out to me all the more jarringly in his context. His reveal was a genuine twist that brought forth stakes higher than arguably any other threat in the entire franchise. He represents a plausible while horrifying prophecy of our main characters if only they made worse decisions. The most interesting of all, for every piece of amazing information he fed to us, he bred dozens more questions about everything than he answered, from Irken machinations, to his ambivalent backstory, to the secrets hidden by the sum of his parts.
Though he was left evidently alive at the end of his story, I don’t see any chance for him making a return, so he is memorialized as another defeated one-off the writers have brisked past and left behind for good. Therefore, I’m here today to take what we got and present it on the metaphorical autopsy table. I want to really pull apart why this character alone pulled me back into the TV series, really just flay open the bits I can’t get out of my own head and dig harder until we find something or we run out of threads to tug at. Starting with the one already hanging out of my mouth, but
• B.E.F
“Bad End Friend” is a term I learned the meaning of within the last 12 hours or so of writing this, and I’m exuberant over that discovery. It’s a niche trope i didn’t know ive been a giant fan of since I was a child. Summed up, fictional characters from beloved media, typically, animated child protagonists… given the worst case scenario treatment. Their “bad ending”, whether that means a corruption arc, demonic possession, a lovecraftIan tragedy… usually something that’s anywhere along the lines of a fate worse than death to a full villainous turnover. As a treat. The concept is strongly associated with fanworks and AUs of popular media, but just as often this is something that becomes explored in the source material as well. A couple great examples I know would probably be Ice Prince Finn from Adventure Time or what happens in Undertale when you decide you want to run the most depraved playthrough possible. From a more mature story, “Evil” Morty is another validly arguable sample.
Besides a bit of a fondness I got going for certain dark or spooky themes in general, what I REALLY love about canonical BEFs the most is their utility as characterization tools. They’re the “having your cake and eating it too” option! The perfect way for an author to explore certain things about any character without actually committing to well… a bad ending.
Almost always, they are necessarily hypothetical or reversible. If they’re not reversible, they go often hand-in-hand with a little universe tampering to make happen. Sometimes, this means the story goes the way of time travel and branching off butterfly effects. Sometimes it means confirming multiverse theory, which can be the same thing depending on your semantical position.
And Zib crossed off the BEF qualifications by far and away. His implications are extremely dark given any pause think about them, and he’s a living, disturbing tragedy in aftermath. If you want to view a rigamarole about that aspect of his characterization as he appeared in the comics, someone else long beat me to that and I’m enthusiastically recommending a peek at their own work. I’m thrilled to do so and build a little upon that with those extended what-if-wonders.
• Lessons From a Lost Episode
Elephant in the room I haven’t seen someone ask yet, uh..
By show rules, isn’t Zib supposed to be a clear case of the writers committing the sin of retcon? By show I’m including the unaired scripts, including “10 Minutes to Doom”. In that one we had what looked like the potential setup for a Zib case, and it was deconstructed across the whole episode.
In short recap, Dib learned the hard and reckless way about the true nature of what Irken PAKs actually are. This is not an inventory bag, it is not “gear”. It’s the actual Irken entity- at least, the primary component.
Detaching it from the organic shell essentially caused a temporary split into two instances of Zim, desperately trying to connect back together under threat of obliteration.
Like let me be very clear about this,
The PAK is an autonomous instance of Zim’s consciousness, and it’s the main one. We’ve seen it act to save his life when his body has been out cold or flatlined, and he doesn’t appear the least bit disoriented or confused once “he” wakes and jumps back into the action. There’s no known separate computer assistant AI or security autopilot in there. That code, that program, IS Zim. As Long as the PAK is active, he is capable of staying fully conscious and able to react to what’s happening around him, and that’s what we’ve been seeing, his own actions.
Zim proved me right when Virooz tried to replace him and detached the PAK. Take note of his phrasing after the chair event™.
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“I” activated the protocol. Immediately after Virooz ran off with my shell.
“I” Voluntarily chose to do so.
I don’t remember it playing out like that in “10 Minutes to Doom”.
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Attaching to a new host wasn’t the first reflex. Dib was not the least bit aware that that he has literally holding the actual Zim captive in sense, and the latter was fighting like a cornered animal to escape him. Failing that, alongside the distance between him and his original body growing fast, he made a last desperate gambit, and he willingly connected himself into Dib’s body.
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I can see why he thought this was better than nothing, no matter how repulsive the notion might have been. If he couldn’t fend Dib off physically, he could incapacitate him in some fashion by trying to overtake his will. Maybe give the shell a better chance to catch up, maybe in the longshot hope of being able to pilot dib in order to become whole with the correct host again. And you can say he succeeded, at least in dominating bodily control away from Dib, but at the cost of his already tenuously held sanity. This could be because of the interference of Dib’s own mind still resisting to fully submit, or malfunctions because of the biological incompatibility; however, the thing that Dib mentally becomes is only the basic idea of what “Zim” is. Instead of remembering it needs to reunite with its shell ASAP, the PAK mistakes Dib’s body for its own and goes through the manic motions of following the Invader mission. And it does this, weirdly enough, with almost no regard for blowing its cover.
When things are set right again, Zim’s later words near the episode ending revealed that he knew that was an unsustainable state.
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Such a risk was not just accounted for, he was actually banking on it if that clock had hit zero. If Zim had truly lost, if he was really doomed to meet his end on this nasty rock in the middle of Nowhere, Space, then by every damned circuit in his being, he was going to take down this insolent fool boy and as many other humans possible with him. A dying act of vengeful rage.
• The Exceptional… Exception
Now, wouldn’t all of this be the definitive reason for Zib’s existence to be an aberrant impossibility? Yes, but actually no. Fun thing about multiverses is if something doesn’t work in one setting, you can just tweak a few dials and suddenly you have a world where the impossible becomes possible. But that’s a pretty cheap answer, isn’t it? So, what exactly was that crucial difference?
What happened in Zib’s timeline that went down so, so divergently from the events of 10 Minutes to Doom?
Because the only one who was in any position to explain it for us was Zib himself, and he’s proven to be one of the most unreliable of narrators. It’s as @dana-chan-the-control-brain already spared no effort to demonstrate, when he does tell us something about his past, his story is pocked with contradicting half-truths or outright lies. Ergo it helps to break down each recount of events to pick out the real facts.
Version 1: This is an alternate version of dib who defeated his complementing Zim (logically sensible) and went on to achieve all of the success and respect he sought after in his timeline (absolute bullshit). He kind of gestures and only implies about what has happened to his body while explaining that he came to his current understanding of Irken technology by studying it through Zim’s lab (a partial truth). He lets slip in passing that he has in fact fused with the PAK in order to learn how to alter and reprogram its coding, lessons he has applied to Number 2 in order to have a brainwashed pawn (also apparently true).
Version 2, when cornered and red handed: This is an alternate version of Dib who managed to specifically stop Zim's mission (Again, makes sense) but somehow could not convince the world of his findings or his warnings about the Irken Armada (*VERY eyebrow raising). Frustrated with the people’s lack of cooperation, he decides he has no choice but to physically merge with Zim’s PAK post-mortem (concerning and evidently mostly accurate), dominate the Earth himself, and enslave humans to help him in his efforts (highly troubling and probably true). The construction of his EMP super-weapon is successful, but ultimately led to the creation of the Zimvoid when the device was field tested (self evident, absolutely horrifying).
You know what I noticed was missing from both of these accounts? Exactly how his Zim was defeated. Which honestly could have been some beyond useful wisdom to pass along to the main Dib??? More than anything else? I’m not going to fault our boy for not pressing that matter better under the awing circumstance; however, there’s an implication I’ve been reading between lines. 
When Zib mentions “defeating” his own Zim, he’s talking about something different than ours.
When our Dib has always talked about “defeating” Zim, he’s meant incapacitation and capture. Throughout the show he explicitly wants to present Zim before an audience alive and whole. Yeah, he fantasizes about other people torturing or disassembling him for study, but HIS role was supposed to be reaping the fame for an undeniable, ground-breaking discovery. Conspiracies and cryptids are all this kid breathes and lives by! And as long as pop culture has always been fascinated with the paranormal, and he has to know this full well, people keep bringing forward hoax after hoax after scam. I mean there’s a freaking current one or few still going IRL about this exact topic. Dib would want no room left for being dismissed as another one of those con artists. 
Nonetheless, I actually doubt this is the reason Zib couldn’t get through to the scientific community. A genuine alien lifeform, even a dead one, could still be confirmed by any basic medical examination. The world thinks Dib is too crazy to listen to, but his father is still Professor Membrane. In "10 Minutes to Doom" OUR Dib got as close as having Membrane literally analyzing a PAK, or at worst, preparing to. “Ultimate Dib” gets his hands on the same thing and pulls a move I’d expect from an HP Lovecraft Protagonist instead.
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We’re assuming way too much to what these two Dibs have in common, because this ^^^ is really what made the Zimvoid an outlier in the multiverse. That world didn’t only have a very different, more threatening Zim from the main timeline, it had the Dib who proved even more formidable, cunning, and ruthless, even before the fusion. 
He didn’t obtain that PAK ala the “10 minutes to Doom” accident, it’s a personal trophy. This is extra strange remembering that capturing an Irken is realistically more easy than killing one. They’re seriously more tenacious than kudzu and will even fight back in PAK form alone. I’m convinced that whatever sort of final showdown made the Ultimate Dib the victor, there are two optional endings on the table.
Option 1: There was not a body even left intact enough to bring in to research. Maybe Dib’s fault, maybe an accident, maybe even Zim’s own luck running out and his incompetent antics finally swallowed him (and possibly GIR). This theory assumes that the PAK was the only sort of remains to come into Dib’s recovery/possession.
Option 2: Curiosity Killed the cat,
but satisfaction brought it back.
Or, the one I personally headcanon. Dib… all Dibs, I assume, don’t just hate the Irken species. They are mesmerized by them, and all that they represent from his perspective. Firstly, the epic villain he gets to roleplay nemesis to in order to feel his own worth and importance. Secondly, an unknown wonder from beyond the boundaries of the cosmos. He’s not really a ghost buster or a Men In Black agent at heart, but a scientist, like his father. Underneath his contempt for Zim’s plans to destroy the world is a genuine and appropriately childish awe for alien presence, especially for Zim’s technology. His silent, dopey smile when Tak’s ship ended up in his backyard said more than words ever will.. 
Earlier in the show, a great deal of Dib’s time and effort was spent on trying to infiltrate the lower levels of Zim’s base. Sneaking into the house was hard enough, but the computer security can’t be bypassed like the gnomes. Not even by Zim himself unless he really is all himself. Perhaps you’re starting to sniff where I’m going with this one when I refer back to “Bolognius Maximus”. I’ve another reference that’s a little more on the nose, and a lot more… dark.
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Were an expired Irken husk before you, you too might take your victory and cash in then. Still, who knows what sudden impulse may run through the head of a less humble version of yourself, one some could call greedier, obsessive to a fault, a screw or two loose, yet, a hell of a smart cookie. Smart enough to see it for what it actually was, the keys to a whole world of discovery that went so many layers deeper than they could ever imagine. It’s possible the Ultimate Dib already learned beforehand the same hard lessons about the PAKs that our own did, and took that understanding toward not repeating the same mistake this time. What happened to Zim? I think he was murdered in cold blood, body, and entity. “10 Minutes to Doom” showed us a fight between 2 brains clinging to one body, struggling until one overpowered another, but that’s not what this is. Through whatever means of science were available to him, this Dib has probably tried to “disarm” the technology by either erasing Zim’s consciousness out of it altogether, or by forcing the autonomous code into a kind of dormancy. His intentions were to render it back to its basic hardware without losing its precious knowledge and usefulness, something like the brain-filled tank that was wired into Skrang’s head. Zim’s PAK doesn’t cling onto his body like a parasitic teratoma this time; it’s merged in a literal sense with his nervous and circulatory system. As well, he has fooled the device’s ability to detect and reject a foreign host shell, the exact same way he deceived the the base’s security AI. If an Irken biology is what these measures authorize to command them and their secrets, then he had the tools on hand to give them just that- in an atrocity I like to call
the darker harvest.
Within this theory, there is not as much room to wonder exactly what became of Zim’s organic remains. 
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But where Dib fucked up was, for the second time, in his ignorance to the true nature of what he was even playing with. That was a mistake that even the mighty Elder Brains of Judgementia lost themselves to; How much more vulnerable was the weak, human mind? Though Zim can be devoured, he can never be digested. In that fact was born this aberration against nature, sanity, and humanity alike.
"Have you ever heard of insect politics? Neither have I. Insects… don't have politics. They're very… brutal. No compassion, no compromise. We can't trust the insect. I'd like to become the first… insect politician. Y'see, I'd like to, but… I'm afraid, uh… I'm saying… I'm saying I - I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over… and the insect is awake." - Seth Brundle, The Fly, 1986
By fusing what is half-mad and what is utterly mad, neither being was cured, only assimilated into the birth of a new madness. The madness of the creature that snickers behind the curtain in the Zimvoid. I rightfully fear that lonesome thing, but not I think as much as I pity him.
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• Dejavu, or Re:Plagarism
One more thing about the Zimvoid arc I find curious is the way it makes you question more and more just how much of the aberration is actually still Dib, and how much of it is Zim's infection haunting him. He does nothing with all of his intellect, his resources, and his time in the void doing anything but surrounding himself in everything he claims he despises. He decries alien tyranny in one breath while lording over a homemade, cruel dictatorship in another. He calls for eradication of the very race who's technology and physiology he has thoroughly appropriated. He laments feeling unable to protect the Earth from the Armada alone, yet sneers literally through Irken teeth to insult humans as inferior and of no value to him any longer. Our Dib spent the whole damn show longing for the support of other people, but Zib pushes away potential allies in his arrogance. His broken timeline never became a Dibvoid instead because while only half of his mind can't stand Irkens, both of the souls inside him remember that they loathe and look down upon a Dib, deep inside.
The corruption goes as far as even subverting his own creativity. None of Zib's plans are wholly original. His anti-Irken weapon was already a concept blueprinted inside of that PAK before the merge. Our Dib has several times shown a propensity for some DIY ingenuity, sometimes dipping a toe into the supernatural. Zib entirely calls upon, scavenges and regurgitates Irken designs with a few modifications or upgrades. The Dib Virus, I think is his most uninspired creation yet, for it's original form was always something inside of Zim, even if the latter himself was not aware of the fact. Like all else, it is a weapon he has plundered, customized, and turned around on everyone else for his own selfish ends. This brief point I will end on one  more reflection. The one kind of help Zim ever allowed at his side were the likes of GIR and his own creations. Unable to connect and cooperate with his peers and own kind, his ego preferred to be around those defective machines he related to- drones to be owned by him and always loyally at his beck and call. A slave to admire him unconditionally is the only companionship he's ever been willing to admit to desiring.
And what was Number 2's purpose again? What role exactly were the arena combatants auditioning for, when you think about it?
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codename-adler · 23 hours
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AftG AUs I NEED : An Open Invitation to All Writers
sharing ideas i’ve toyed with for so long but i’m beginning to accept i prolly won’t ever write, thus i’m taking a chance some of these will bewitch someone out there body and soul, and i’ll be able to scratch the itch a little… the more the merrier after all !
The Last of Us : either a romantic version of Joel & Ellie’s dynamic (obv. with the ages adjusted) /OR/ episode 3 AU 🥲 [any ship]
Detroit: Become Human : this one i’m really only thinking of Andreil, with either as android and the other as human… i don’t necessarily see them conforming to a specific plot line from the game, i think the android/human dynamic is interesting enough and fits them perfectly, but go off i guess !
Brokeback Mountain : i don’t really need to explain this one do i? happy ending vs. canon character death, that is the true question… [any ship]
Titanic : it’s got so many options and tropes, it’s like a buffet for fic writers ! could be used as setting only, or follow Jack & Rose’s tragic (or not!) love story. [any ship]
The Haunting of Bly Manor : Jamie & Dani haunt me still. great opportunity for Renison, Lailalvarez or Kathea, or perhaps a gender swap on mlm ship? or not, leave them boys as is. haunt me, it’s all i ask. [any ship]
BBC Johnlock : don’t shoot the messenger alright? sorry for the ptsd flashbacks btw. i just think their dynamic and crime/detective AU are great opportunities. i’m personally partial to Jeanaaron for this one, as they were my og idea bc the similarities are??? amazing??? Sherlock!Jean & Watson!Aaron, and the Reichenbach Fall??? so neat. but really, [any ship]
The Maze Runner : Thominewt // Kandreil !?!?!? it’s right there! [any ship] tho.
SKAM : ofc Robbe & Sander from WtFock are physically the perfect Andreil which leads to a great adaptation opportunity here, but Élu from SkamFr are also a great blueprint for a Kevaaron story. honestly any S3 Skam + [any ship]
Dune : listen, i don’t have all the answers. idk how that would even work. but surely you can figure smth out ! [any ship]
Inception : i love the movie. i love hans zimmer. i love Arthur x Eames. NORA SAKAVIC LOVES ARTHUR x EAMES. they’ve got such Andreil vibes, but so do Jerejean, even Renison. and the Foxes as dream crew??? so perf it’s insane. give me and Miss Sakavic what we really want. [any ship]
The Fault in Our Stars : 🥲 [any ship]
CA: The Winter Soldier / Civil War : so it’s kind of like an amnesia AU, but more angsty bc Stucky dynamic. Andreil’s the perfect fit, but who knows who else… [any ship]
Jujutsu Kaisen : 🥲🥲 [any ship.s]
Attack on Titan : 🥲🥲🥲 endless, endless paths… to pain ! [any ship.s]
How I Live Now : is that too niche? or too boring? 🤷‍♀️ (also let’s leave out the cousin thingy…) [any ship]
Red, White & Royal Blue : duh. (but not so duh, apparently, since i’ve yet to read it !!!) [any ship]
The Old Guard : oh the possibilities… Yusuf & Niccolo my loves… nobody be doing it like them, nobody. absolutely one of the most movie ever… top 10 of mine for sure. ugh, gosh ! foxes as Immortals?? the action, the mystery, the soulmates?? please i’m begging. [any ship]
that's what i'm letting go of for now... if anything inspires you, please tag me in your works so i can indulge in and appreciate what you've come up with!!
Love, Adler xx
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smilingangel582 · 7 months
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Helloooo!! I love your blog! If you have time, please consider writing a fic with lee Wriothesley and ler lyney! Hehehe...
I feel like with Wriothesley's beefy body, it'll be fun to see him squirming, and with Lyney's delicate fingers, he can slip his hands and be a skillful ler heheheh... Give lyney a chance for revenge hehe~ Thank you in advance! Please no foot tickles...
Heey, thanks a bunch... I'm glad u enjoy it... I'm still inexperienced, but I can write anything u anons desire, and pls forgive me if i missed any requests
Plus, we all love this Grizzly -ahem, I mean Wriothesley... I might make it a switch because he's a total ler type to me, hehe... but mostly a lee type... so let's give Lyney baby a chance.
Warning spoilers alert for fontaine
For others - anyone who's not into friendly tickles... you can skip this fic... thank you
A very sweet revenge
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Lyney's appearance to Wriothesley's office is a magnificent improvement. Every since the day he somewhat tickled the poor magician into tears, the boy naturally seemed indulged tk visit him more.
Although Wriothesley is aware of Lyney's ulterior motives... and he can't say he's not thrilled as he is curious about how Lyney would approach revenge.
Day three.
Lyney seems to show a lot of magic tricks and then entertain Wriothesley a lot, even Aether stopped by to say hello to him. The more the merrier and now its Day four...
Will today be the day?
"Oh my, you have a knack for card tricks, Mr. Lyney"
"Well I learnt from the best and you do seem capable yourself for your first time"
Wriothesley smiled warmly "Well I too learned from the best"
Hmm, the taller man glances at Lyney, still not seeing the trump card -well not the actual card but the motive.
"Well then... oopse!" Lyney drops his card suddenly and then attempts to reach it from Wriothesley side of the desk and the latter offered to get it for him.
Now it was the time...
It started with an abrupt wriggling of fingers, tiny and delicate fingers on Wriothesley's sides, startled by the electrifying shock... he stumbled away nearing hitting his head on the desk.
Never did he expected him to start so confidently. But he did expect the attack someday just... not right now.
"M-mr Lyney?"
"Hm... what's wrong your grace?" Lyney teases now further attacking his sides. Wriothesley suddenly feels a bubbly sound escape from his lips. Neither of them expected that but Lyney recovered from that quicker than the beholder of that beautiful laughter.
It's masculine and deeper, unlike lyney's high-pitched squeals (A/n: but trust me, I'm moved by how Wriothesley can laugh so cutely and manly at the same time...)
"Wahahahait ohohohone sehehehehecond hahahaa"
"Is the great Duke a little ticklish? Funny I never thought about that" he could definitely see Wriothesly slowly curling away, but Lyney is definitely agile with his reflexes, mostly as a bow user who's quick in action and had to work hard to make up for his smaller frame.
Honestly Wriothesley wanted Lyney to have his fun but genuinely he's sensitive around his ribs and thst definitely weakened him. Barking out another laugh when Lyney dug firmly into his ribs, gently but intentionally.
"Oh yes, the ribs..."
"Ohohokaahay ihihi cahahan sehee yoohohou ahahare ehehenjoying thihjhjs buhuhut you cahahan lehet mehehe goho knowhow!"
Sighing, Lyney seems to be controlling all the strings here "Your grace seriously, this is revenge so... you must be able to grant this wish for me, right?"
Groaning low giggles, of course he started the war... now he must have a taste of his own medicine. If Wriothesley is serious about breaking free he would have minutes ago but not wanting hurt Lyney he resorted to resist more... or partly he's somewhat noticed that Lyney is partially in control.
"HAHAHA AHAHALRIGHT! THAHATS IT!"
At that moment, Lyney's world flipped, and the larger man is on top and felt large but gentle fingers bury under his armpits.
Lyney squeaks. "Ack! Haha, noho fahahir gehe! Wriothesley!!"
Still panting while he tickled the smaller guy, he chuckles "Don't forget I also know your weakness, dear prisoner... no one punishes the duke"
"Wehehell thahahats conveniehehent! Ihihi wihihill dohoho whahahat ihihi wahahahant thank yohohou vehehery muhuhuch!" Lyney giggles and squirms but also reaching to tickle Wriothesley's ribs but instead reaching for his hips that sent the man suddenly bucking "What the???"
"Ah... that must be the... spot" breathing heavily Lyney begins to get his hips and Wriothesley feels the unbearable than his ribs, of course he may not process a lot of ticklishness like Lyney but he got a spot of two thst can drive him nuts.
"Ahaa alright trucehehe thehe teas gehehtting cohohold..."
Lyney stops now, his face flushed red, as similar as Wriothesley's and they both looked different from the position on the ground. Sighing now, Wriothesley gets up first helping Lyney, "Well I suppose you won this round..."
Breathing harder "Well... yh, uhu... I did... never... underestimate a magician"
Finishing his tea now, Wriothesly begins, "I dis expect your revenge, but the time was what had me on edge... I didn't expect that, at least..."
Lyney giggling "I'm glad I managed to take you down a peg... who knows maybe I can be the Duke next"
Frowning playfully, Wriothesly says, "Careful what you say, Mr. Lyney, I won't be letting go of this job any sooner..."
"Says the guy who called a truce for a little tickling." Lyney sticks his tongue, and that makes Wriothesley stand up, smirking. "Let me remind you... we can go for another round and clarify"
Lyney who hasn't been paying attention to his surroundings smirks as he looks away proudly "Please you gave up first I -eek! Hehehey!"
Lyney felt a pair of fingers grab his ribs and Wriothesley smirks "You were saying dear Mr. Lyney?"
Of course if it had been planned to tickle fight nkw, Lyneh might have snuck a few tickles like last time but he was caught off guard by the Dukes mischief directly close to his worst spot.
"So who's calling for a truce now huh?"
"I hope I'm not interrupting anything"
The curt voice of Chlorinde makes them both breakaway instantly. Lyney gets up and then chirps in his squeaky voice "pardon moi... ma cherie!" He leaves and Wriothesley remains there with her, slightly uneasy to have her find this situation.
Its incredible how she ignored it and said "Mind if we have some tea...?"
"Why sure dear Ms. Chlorind, with pleasure. " he chuckles now, finally starting his second tea part of the day, still remembering Lyney's sweet blush, similar to last time. But now he finds appeal in a teasing lyney as well...
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Cold fingers
Chapter 2:
Raph x reader story A/N:Another part is out! it is currently 5am but oh well, i started writing and then just didn't stop. But here we go, I love all April's they are my pookies.
Chapter 1/ 3
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The week had been going great, hanging out with his brothers and his friends, not much work either since the city had been fairly peaceful. Raph was laying on the couch just scrolling through his phone when a notification caught his attention.
April🧡
-Hey! Vern is going to a club today and invited me, Case is gonna be there too
-And I thought you and the guys would wanna come!
-It’s gonna be fun!
He smiles at the text, going out did sound fun and it was a chance to relax and possibly mingle… alright maybe not that last part as much but the thought is what counts. He stretches lazily and answers her.
-Yeah im in. Sounds fun enough.
Raph gets up and texts his brothers to check if they would be joining him, Donnie and Leo were a very unlikely yes but even they had to be slowly descending into boredom madness.  He didn’t have to wait very long though, cause they all pinged him with a resounding “YES” to the afternoon plans. ‘Welp, time ta change then’ even if changing meant putting his nicer pair of pants and boots, maybe his jacket too (even if to only put it around his waist-).
When the time for the party rolls around the four of them are already waiting for their friends and the front door, the place was nice, the outside looking kinda fancy but also casual enough that there wasn’t a crazy line waiting for them at the entrance. Soon enough they see April and Jones approaching, with a surprise third party who none of them had met before except… ‘There’s no fucking way’ he thought. But lo and behold, there she was clear as day, the girl from the place he went to a week ago, smiling just as she had when they first talked. This time she wasn’t in some fancy get up but a more relaxed look, looked more at ease too, once she caught his eye she waved at him.
“Hi guys! Sorry we’re a bit late, we went to pick up my friend (y/N). She was a last minute addition to our little group, hope that’s alright?”
“The more the merrier! Don’t sweat it angelcakes!” As always, Mikey was ready to welcome any new members with open arms, Donnie and Leo nodded in agreement, never the ones to be rude to anyone but also not as energetic and out there as their younger sibling. (Y/ N) turns to them and chuckles.
“Thanks you guys! Really means a lot, I was just ITCHING to go out but had no one to go with, y’all are my saviours today.” She said shaking hands with the three of his brothers. Getting to him she sends him a playful smirk “Long time no see, big guy. Thought that was gonna be the last I saw of ya.” Her hands lingered on his, the tips of her fingers freezing against his but still just as gentle as the first time they had met.
“Heh. Could say the same about ya.” 
“You guys know each other?” Of course Jones had to ask something, guy made being annoying his whole career, Raph sighs and rolls his eyes  “Yeah we  met last week when we went to that bar we went  to. We talked for like two minutes.” He gives them, getting a collective nod of satisfaction from his answer ‘fucking weirdos. Always up in someone’s business’ he smiles.
As they head they start looking for Vern, not that the guy was hard to find but in the current lighting they had the task at hand proved to be difficult as they eyed the tables at the place. April and (Y/N) were giggling away at something on their phones and already asking for drinks, a look of mischief on their faces ‘oh this is gonna be great’ he thinks, making his way to them quickly, since Jones had left them to go keep looking for Vern.
The group eventually does find him, at one of the tables hidden away at the corner, sipping away at his drink and finishing up some conversation. They all sit down and he smiles at them excitedly.
“Oh I’m glad you could all come, I was starting to get bored of not doing anything with you guys! How are you finding the place? This is my new little nook, the vibes are great here.” He lays back, relaxed look on his face.
“This is much nicer than I was expecting I gotta admit” Donnie says, his posture much more calm than when they first got there “Normally parties aren’t my thing but this has been very okay so far, their drinks are great too.”
“Yeah! I missed hanging with people at a nice club.” (Y/N) says leaning on April, she looked in her element, comfortable and at ease. Raph smiled at them as she leaned in, a conspiratory look on her face “But I’m really feeling the need to dance! Who’s coming with me?!” she says already dragging April with her ‘well, not much choice there’ he chuckles. Mikey obviously follows suit and links arms with the ladies.
“Oh I am in! Let’s show these people how it’s done!” he shouts as they head to the dance floor.
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Mikey's POV
 As they get to the floor, they try to find a little space for them all to dance in comfortably, which proved to be harder than they thought . Finally, thankfully they find and just let loose, each of them finding their own rhythm and laughing amongst each other.
(Y/N) turns to look around and stops in her tracks, the scene in front of her leaving her frozen in place.
“Hey? You okay?” April asks, Mikey also stopping his dancing to look where (Y/N) was looking.
“Am I hallucinating or is that Brad with a random girl chewing on his face?” She asks in a tense tone, and yup, it only took April one look to confirm that that was in fact Brad. (Y/N) holds her hand tightly and sighs, her eyes closed.
“Who’s Brad? What is happening right now?” Mikey asks, kind as ever after noticing his friend’s distressed look.
“THAT, is my supposedly his place boyfriend… sucking on that girl’s lips.” She says, looking annoyed now.
‘Oh. OH!’ Mikey’s eyes widen ‘Well shit, that sucks.’
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choclemon · 2 years
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Wow, who's that handsome goofball??!
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 
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Let’s kick off to a blazing start on this KNY writing blog with an in- depth character analysis of everyone’s favourite fire- type human...
Rengoku Kyojuro!
A.K.A. That one annoying weirdo who shows up for a single arc, makes the entire audience fall hopelessly in love with him forever, then dies! ~
Power move tbh.
[Insert gigantic disclaimer here that all the posts on this blog will be my personal headcanons. Interpretations always vary from reader to reader- so let me know anything you agreed with, or felt completely differently about; I love that kind of thing! This whole blog is basically just a self- indulgent space for me to analyse the crap out of this series for fun, so come join me in my spiralling demon slayer brainrot!! The more the merrier :D]
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No, but seriously, who is that guy?
Kyojuro is a shining mentor figure, courageous and supportive; a brash, unforgettable character lovingly crafted by Gotouge to make the Mugen Train arc as excruciatingly painful as possible.
The thing is, my kneejerk reaction when he first showed up in canon was: “this guy is dangerous”. Lurking beneath that amicable smile is a professional killer who will not hesitate. We were given a brief glimpse into this side of Kyojuro during his initial encounter with the Kamado siblings at corps headquarters; upon being confronted with the traumatised orphan boy and his demon sister, he was the very first hashira to object, calling for Nezuko to be beheaded and vehemently declaring “no trial is required!!”. Sure, he was far from alone in chomping at the bit for child murder back then, but that reaction was a telling indicator that Kyojuro’s particular brand of passionate loyalty is more than capable of driving him to make brutal snap decisions. Even if deep down he felt uncomfortable about the outcome, he acted rashly because the situation directly contradicted his even deeper- rooted morals. Had things been left to the flame hashira alone, the story of the Kamado siblings would have ended right there and then.
What would have happened if Kyojuro had been the one to discover them in the forest that fateful day instead of Giyuu? I’m not totally convinced, but I’m inclined towards that same bloody outcome he immediately called for before the trial. Perhaps Tanjiro’s tenacious defense of his sister would have persuaded him... but I suspect Kyojuro’s quick- fire judgement would lop that demon's head off “to protect the civilian from being eaten!!” before the poor kid even had a chance to explain who she was.
Love him or hate him, the flame hashira is an intense character who invariably leaves a lasting impression on the reader. In all his canon appearances, Kyojuro is unabashedly vocal about anything he feels strongly about, even to the point of rudeness- but still remains sensitive and attuned to the needs of others. He demonstrates an impressive capacity to change his opinion on the fly, yet stubbornly sticks to his core ideals- even if they sometimes get in the way. In other words, this is a character who gleefully contradicts himself at every turn... which of course makes me want to stick him under a microscope to study like a bug! 🧐
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I think Kyojuro is a highly emotionally intelligent individual who knows he’s fucked up to the bone as a result of all the pressure he’s under, but is reluctant to share any of this heavy emotional burden with others. After all, such a show of vulnerability would likely have been met with silence, rejection, or outright mockery by his family growing up. Shinjuro being a depressed alcoholic father with his own grief and self- worth issues is an obvious culprit here, but I’d argue Ruka inadvertently did a lot of harm too. By placing so much emphasis on the importance of using his strength to protect the weak and upholding the family tradition, she planted a brave, wholly self- sacrificing heroic ideal in her young sons mind. She was fully aware of the harsh realities he would face if he followed in his father’s footsteps, so in addition to preparing him to be mentally resilient, she sought to protect him from the temptation of misusing his strength and status as a hashira, instilling a sense of noble purpose in her son. In doing so, however, she failed to teach him an important nuance: when devoting yourself to a life shouldering the burdens of others, it’s vital that you take proper care of yourself too. Which can occasionally mean prioritising your needs over others, sharing your own burdens when they become too heavy.
If she had lived longer, perhaps Ruka would have corrected his path as he matured, serving as a backbone of motherly emotional support that would’ve allowed him to be a little more forgiving towards himself. Given that he was still very young when she died, it almost seems like the naive child Kyojuro internalised that straightforward “be a brave hero and use your strength for others!!!” lesson initially, and because it was the precious advice given to him by his late mother (and at the surface level it is sound advice), in his developing mind it grew into something almost irreproachable, an unbreakable life motto. Follow that up with a decade of grieving alongside an abusive alcoholic father who tells him over and over that he’s “useless” and will “never amount to anything”… it’s only understandable that he clung so hard to the memory of his mother’s shining hopes for his future. The recently- bereaved young Kyojuro would have quickly learned to be adaptable in stressful situations, smoothing over volatile arguments to maintain open lines of communication within his broken family. His mother’s words kept him motivated despite his father’s toxic criticism, simplifying the overwhelming pressure and conflicting expectations weighing on his small shoulders into an easily- digestible heroic ideal he must strive to become.
This brings us to the complication of Kyojuro being the eldest son throughout that early grieving period; he was uniquely positioned to prevent Senjuro from falling too far into the lonely emotional pit he suddenly found himself in. He couldn’t ask for mutual support in return; he would never expect that from anyone in the first place, let alone from the precious brother he was attempting to shield from the very same turmoil hidden within himself. There was a full ~6-7 year age gap between them, which would have only enhanced Kyojuro’s instinct to coddle his junior as much as he was physically able. When Shinjuro fell into his inevitable drunken decline, you bet the young Kyojuro did everything he could to redirect the brunt of the abuse away from his little brother, even taking responsibility for his father’s behaviour in public on his back too.
As Senjuro grew older, he’d naturally have become more capable of understanding his brother’s situation, so their relationship would probably have evolved into something more mutually supportive than the “reassuring mentor- student”, and I hate to say it but “replacement- father” dynamic we were presented with in canon. I’m sure they goofed off together plenty as normal siblings do, but for the most part- at least from the brief glimpses we were shown of them interacting- Kyojuro viewed his brother as a precious source of familial love and happiness (that he must work hard to raise well and protect at all costs!!! :>), while Senjuro deeply admired his older brother in return, leaning heavily on him for all the emotional and practical guidance their father was no longer able to provide.
At the tender age of ~13-14 post Mugen Train, Senjuro had to grow up fucking fast. I don’t doubt that one of the most agonizing things for him would have been the knowledge of how much Kyojuro had privately sacrificed for him growing up, but now that he was finally old enough to fully understand and support him in return… he was gone forever.
With the above mess in mind, what is the ever- suffering big brother supposed to do with all his bottled up trauma and insecurity? Kyojuro’s answer was simple: passionately burn right through it!!! Project a straightforward, irreproachably heroic persona to the world, wholly embodying the selfless ideal his mother encouraged him to be. He follows corps rules to the letter, becomes almost universally liked by his peers; after all, years of practice smoothing over awkward family interactions no doubt made him an expert at keeping everyone happy. Adopting a selfless, hard- working approach to life that must not be deviated from under any circumstances.
This is because Kyojuro is all too aware of the damage it would cause his loved ones if he were to let himself go, having witnessed and been a victim of Shinjuro’s violent depressive outbursts. In his determination to avoid falling into the same trap, he goes to the opposite extreme, throwing himself whole- heartedly into everything. Not just out of loyalty to the corps, his acceptance that a warrior could die tomorrow, or even the memory of his mother’s words; it’s because deep down he’s terribly afraid he’ll end up spiralling like his father if he ever puts in less than his all. His inner world is literally on fire; this guy is so damn passionate about meeting an impossible standard he violently rejects his own self. Kyojuro sets his figurative self- worth ablaze and uses it as fuel to help others even more! High- functioning depression, full power let’s go!!!
One other important thing to take into account is that the Kyojuro we first meet in canon is only 20- barely into adulthood- and over the preceding couple of years would have shouldered more responsibility than ever before by taking on the mantle of a hashira.
Perhaps I’m over- projecting here, but I can remember having a tendency to think in absolutes at that age, angrily shutting away childhood traumas and plugging the gaps with a confident front, all so I could focus on handling what were suddenly very adult- sized responsibilities. Acknowledging and processing my feelings was too dangerous to be worth the risk of burdening others; not to mention the prospect of being seen as anything less than perfectly self- assured at all times felt like a catastrophe.
Kyojuro’s selfless hero character archetype takes that very human response to the absolute extreme, since easing off training and “wasting time” taking care of personal needs in his profession would mean death; either his own, or that of the people he’s trying to protect. The smallest display of weakness is met with dire consequences. Not so different from the punishing environment of his childhood, right? Yikes, I’m starting to see a pattern here…  
The scene where his father rejects the news he has become a hashira is probably the clearest demonstration of Kyojuro’s immense empathy and his willingness to listen to others- and his careful avoidance of ever voicing his own needs. He accepts Shinjuro’s callous lack of support, knowing that trying to defend his position would only upset his father more, which in all likelihood would worsen the fallout later for him and everyone else involved with the household. He immediately proceeds to pour out all the reassurance he really, desperately needed to hear himself… to comfort his beloved little brother.
Even if he knew he was hurtling towards certain disaster on that train, I’m convinced Kyojuro wouldn’t do anything to save himself. This is a character who would solve the trolley problem by physically stopping the thing with his bare hands and getting run over in the process, simultaneously saving everyone and a random person that happened to jump off the bridge overhead at the exact same time, who goes on to have a change of heart after witnessing such a heroic display. All this without crushing the eggs of a dumb bird that made its nest in the trolley tracks ahead…
You get the idea.
Kyojuro was a man who truly didn’t care about himself. He expected to die young; probably to a demon in a grotesquely violent fashion. That that was the reality of his job, and it suited him. He kept himself functional by throwing 100% of himself into every day, using his warrior’s strength to protect the weak just as his mother taught him. After all, why even bother worrying about personal feelings, when you believe yourself to be utterly disposable- when your entire purpose in life can be boiled down to suffering so that others don't have to?
From Kyojuro’s perspective, examining those rejected emotions too closely only causes him further pain, and he would run the risk of overburdening others if they became so inflamed they were allowed to rise to the surface. That would distract from the mission at hand, and the consequences would surely be dire!! Yes, ignore them, squash that stuff back down right where it belongs- set your heart ablaze slaying everyone else’s demons instead! It’s the only way to live!!!
Of course, the one mentor figure left alive who was best placed to steer Kyojuro off this noble path of self- destruction… was trapped in the pit of despair that lies at the very end of it.
At least his kid died before joining him in that pit, right?..
Nah, I reckon Kyojuro spent his life there, with a beaming smile plastered across his face 😄
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Hey thanks for tagging me @msmirrorball21 🥰
Who is your favourite driver?
How hard it is to pick one. I love so many, but ultimately, I have to go with Niki Lauda, given he's been my special interest for so long and got me into classic f1.
Do you have other favourite drivers?
Mike Hawthorn, Wolfgang von Trips, Peter Collins, James Hunt, the list could go on. For drivers currently on the grid then Lewis Hamilton and Oscar Piastri.
Who is your least favourite driver?
Just feels mean to say I really don't like a certain driver
Do you pull for drivers or do you like teams as well?
Do team principals count? Because I support Williams because or James Vowles and his lovely voice. But honestly it's a bit of both on who I support, drivers but also teams in general
If you like a team, what team do you pull for?
Mercedes has been my go to since I first started watching Formula One because of Lewis Hamilton and because it was Niki Lauda's team. But I support a few other teams as well such as Williams thanks to James Vowles, Ferrari because, well it's Ferrari, and Mclaren because its my local team
How long have you been into f1?
I started watching back in 2015 but stopped for a while in 2019. I got back into the sport and classic f1 in 2022.
What got you into f1?
I think a video was recommended to me on YouTube, and I thought it looked cool, so I asked my dad about it. My dad watched Formula One as a kid, though he had stopped, but when I showed an interest, he was excited to watch it with me. It also got my grandad back into watching it! Then, as mentioned earlier, I had a break, but when Falcon and Winter Soldier came out, I got deep in the Daniel Brühl fandom, which eventually led me to watch Rush again; finding Niki Lauda interesting, so I brought two books about him and the rest is history
Do you enjoy fanfic/RPF?
I used to write fanfics about Rush Niki Lauda a few years back, but I stopped that for a few reasons. Since then, I haven't read a lot of fanfics about drivers, mainly because I spend so much time reading the books I have
How do you view new fans?
The more, the merrier. As long as everyone is nice and respectful, then it's great seeing lots of new people become intrested in the sport
If you could take over as team principal for any team, who would it be and why?
Probably mercedes, not for the chance to actually run the team but so I can go see Niki's hat and all the other Niki things Toto has kept around
Are your friends and family into F1 as well?
As mentioned, I got my dad back into watching Formula One and then my Grandad. I've also managed to influence a lot of my friends. Just this year, I moved in with a new housemate, and now he is obsessed with f1 and Nigel Mansell. Lots of my friends started watching f1, and another friend I have been catching up with has recently begun showing an interest.
Are you open to talking to other fans/making friends?
Absolutely. I'm not always great at making the first move of reaching out because of anxiety, but I love chatting with people about drivers and f1!
Tagging: @christiangeistdorfer @aladiah @heartreliquary but obviously no pressure <3
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am-i-interrupting · 1 year
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Could you write something for Silco where maybe the reader and Silco were childhood friends and maybe lovers before Silco & Vander’s falling out then years later, they come back when they heard Silco has Powder and are the only one to calm her down? I know it’s a lot.
Can’t Go Back
Prologue
So this may have. . . . Spiraled into something unintended so have a prologue while I figure out all the kinks to what will no doubt take up far too much of my time.
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Tags: 1.7k words, eventual silco x reader, gn!reader, (implied) sex worker!reader
It’d been a long, tiring night but the day brought the things you much rather preferred. You didn’t have to put on a performance or dress for the clientele. Instead you could wear whatever you damn well pleased and do whatever it was that you wanted to do and right now? Right now, you wanted a drink.
You pushed open the doors to The Last Drop and went straight to the bar. Vander had his back to you for the moment but it didn’t take long for him to turn.
He eyed you up and down and laughed to himself as he shook his head. “Regular or do you need something stronger?”
“Regular for now, I promised Ekko and Powder I’d take them to the junk heap. Better they go with someone who knows how to get them out of shit than alone,” you told him.
Vander smiled and passed your drink to you. “I’m not sure you’ll be able to keep up with them today. You look like shit.”
“I feel like it.” You grabbed your glass and took a swig. “Julian stopped by last night.”
Vander grimaced with sympathy. “I’m sure that kept you up late.”
“You have no idea but he pays good money and who am I to say no to that?” you asked.
He gave you a look that spoke words he didn’t have to say. It was gone as quick as it came and he went back to cleaning glasses but it had been there. It passed over his face just like those memories passed over both of you from time to time. Memories of when you would say no to people who were too rough no matter how much they paid you, when he had to fight for the reputation he now had, when you both— You weren’t revisiting those memories.
You sipped your drink and looked around. No new people, no new noises. It was the same as it always was this early in the day, though it was by no means early.
“Have you eaten today?” Vander asked.
“I had a sandwich, nothing special. Was thinking about taking the kids by Jericho’s on our way out,” you told him.
Vander turned to you and went to speak but he didn’t have the chance as a door towards the back opened and Powder filed out of the room. Violet was behind her. When Powder saw you, her eyes lit up and she called your name and ran over. You got out of your seat just in time to pick her up into a spin. She laughed as she held onto your neck.
“You came!” she said.
“Of course I did. Wouldn’t miss any opportunity to hang out with my favorite bunch of kids,” you told her. “I was just coming to get you and then I thought we’d pick up Little Man on our way.”
Powder smiled and cocked her head to look at her sister, “I told you they’d come.”
Vi held up her hands. “I didn’t say they wouldn’t. I’m coming with you anyway.” She turned her focus to you, “If that’s okay.”
“Of course, the more the merrier, right?”
Vander shook his head. “I want them back by nightfall,” he said.
“As you wish, my good man,” you said, putting on a posh accent just to make Powder giggle.
He rolled his eyes and turned his back to you once more. You slid your drink to Vi. She looked at you with wide eyes as you glanced at Vander’s back. Quickly, she downed the rest of the drink, which wasn’t too much. Her lip curled up and her nose scrunched in a way that made Powder stifle a laugh.
You wrapped your arm around Vi’s shoulders and hoisted Powder further up on your hip as you herded them out of The Last Drop.
“I don’t get how you drink that stuff,” Vi said once you were safely out of earshot from Vander.
“People ask you to do weird things in my line of work,” you told her. Vi’s nose scrunched up once again while Powder’s brows furrowed. “Besides, you get used to it when you get older.”
“I swear you’re the only person I’ve seen Vander pour a drink from that bottle for,” she said, trying to further her point.
Not the only one. Someone else had an affinity for the same alcohols you did. You’d really started to appreciate it once you stole his drink enough times. He always had odd tastes but they tended to be good ones regardless.
“Only one worth knowing,” you settled on saying. “Now enough about me, what have you two been up to lately?”
“I made a new ga-gadg- a new gadget!” Powder said, sounding out the word as she tried her best to pronounce it.
“Oh? What’s it called?” you asked.
“I named her mouser,” she said before she rattled on about how she gathered all the parts to put it together, the process of building it, and what its functions were supposed to be.
You listened to her intently but you could only hold her for so long. She was getting heavy. Nearly nine years old, you were surprised you could still hold her, that she wanted to be held.
You were sure you could probably still pick up Ekko if you wanted but he was a bit more resistant to the idea.
Whatever. You’d pick her up as long as you could. She was still your little girl and Vi was Vander’s. That’s just how it panned out. Didn’t mean either of you cared for the other less, it just meant you both clicked with different kids easier. Vander had Violet, Mylo, and Clagger. You took to Powder and Ekko. There wasn’t really favoritism, more so just a better ability to understand.
Still, Violet was with you and you kept your arm around her shoulders as you walked. Your hand didn’t leave Powder’s as she skipped down the street with you. The Lanes were a dangerous place, after all. You couldn’t lose the kids.
Soon enough, you got to Benzo’s. You didn’t knock, simply opened the door.
“Have you seen a white haired little rascal?” you asked as you entered. “I’ve heard he’s been causing some trouble. We just wanna talk.”
Benzo looked up from his work examining whatever it was the woman in front of him was trying to pawn. “Aw, I don’t know. Maybe,” he said as he leaned back down to his work. “What trouble he cause?”
“Pestering me down until I agreed to take him somewhere and then being late when I come to pick him up,” you said, raising your voice to carry the last part of your sentence.
You hear a clang from the back of the shop and Powder snickered at the noise. “Mmm, think I know a kid like that,” Benzo said.
“Ah, shit!” a voice said as another clank and clatter originated from a place not far off from where the other noise had. “Sorry! Sorry!”
“You were supposed to be waiting out front,” you said, no real anger in your voice, just amusement.
“Yeah, yeah, I know, I got distracted,” Ekko said.
“You can tell me all about how you got distracted on the way, come on,” you said.
“What happened to your face?” Powder asked.
Ekko raised a hand to his cheek but didn’t touch it. His eyes closed as he sighed. “I don’t wanna talk about it.”
You snorted at the gravity in his tone.
Making sure everyone had some point of contact, paranoid as they often described you, you all made your way to Jericho’s to eat and then found yourselves in the junk heap.
“You seem like you’re in a good mood,” Vi said as you both stood off to the side to let the young kids do whatever it was they wanted to do, prepared to step in at a moment’s notice.
“Seem,” you said and yes, you were content. You weren’t in a good mood, at least no more so than you normally would be.
“Yeah, seem. Not every day you take them out to eat, much less let me tag along when you do,” she said.
“I got paid good last night. They deserve some street food from sources we don’t want to know,” you said. You bumped your shoulder against hers. “You do too.”
She sighed and crossed her arms. She leaned further back against the rickety fencing.
“I mean it, Vi. I know we’re not as close as we are with others but I do care about you too. You ever need anything, I work where all the secrets are spilled, I can probably figure it out if I don’t have the answers already.”
“Yeah, yeah. Whatever.”
You both fell into a comfortable silence. You just watched as Powder pointed out something in all the rubble to Ekko. He crawled over things to examine it with her. Both of their eyes had a light to them as they glanced at each other and went to move things.
“You know, a while back, Vander told me he wanted me to give you a certain talk,” you said.
Vi groaned and you laughed. Her head fell in her hands. “No, he tried that. I know what I need to know. It ended awfully. I don’t wanna talk about this.”
“Really?” you asked, a teasing in your tone. “He said he didn’t think he got his point across.”
“No, he did! He got it across. Painted a very vivid picture!” Vi said.
You snorted. “Just be safe. Again, any questions,” your voice trailed off.
“I will definitely ask you instead of Vander. I never want to hear him try to explain sex again,” Vi said.
“Don’t be stupid and I’m sure you’ll be fine,” you told her. “Just be more precautious than I was at your age. I did not get that talk from my parents until it was way too late.”
“No, no, no, no, no! I don’t want to hear it! I do not want to hear anything to do with anything about your sex life, especially when you were my age!” Vi yelled, causing you to shake with laughter as she covered her ears.
A crash caught both your attention and now Powder laughed as Ekko laid on the ground as he glared at it, completely covered in grease.
“I’ll get the hose.”
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paramorearchived · 22 days
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January 23, 2010
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THE MORE THE MERRIER [WITH EDIT]
We sent this to the fanclub first and now everyone gets a chance:
Hey guys!
We need your help. Later this month, we'll be shooting the video for "The Only Exception". There is a shot that may or may not require a bazillion Valentine’s Day cards...instead of picking up a bunch of dumb ones, which would probably be easier, we want personalized ones. Made by YOU! We're not asking for anything crazy, just get some red or pink paper and write something on it. It could be the name of some kid you’re crushing on and don't have the balls to tell yet...or it could be a letter to us saying what's up... Or maybe you just like writing? If you're up for it, get to it now! We will be putting EVERY LETTER we get from you guys in this video. There are no losers, only winners. Woohooo!
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skyler10fic · 10 months
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Penetrating Questions
Summary: Carol has a fantasy that requires Daisy’s input, but all Daisy knows is that Carol wants her to come over to “talk about their relationship.” 
Mostly just mature themes but rated E just in case.
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Carol opened the site in an incognito browser window, worrying if somehow even looking at this would get her into trouble with the university. She reminded herself that she wasn’t in her parents’ house anymore. She was an adult, nearly done with college, and well on her way to complete independence. Only a little while longer. If she wanted to learn about and buy a strap-on to have erotic, passionate, queer sex with her girlfriend, she could! She studied the queer sex website like one of her physics textbooks, taking notes in a document and looking at which toys were in her budget. Of course, there was one person she did need to consult with. But how on earth would that conversation come up organically? It needed to be private. Intimate. And conveniently, she’d have the house to herself tonight.
When all her housemates said they were going out to a party, Carol declined their implied invitation and called Daisy. She hadn’t really prepared what to say, which was a mistake in retrospect, but she didn’t get much of a chance to explain anyway as one of her housemates, Tiffany, knocked again to get outfit feedback and ask what Carol’s plans were. Carol felt bad hanging up on Daisy so suddenly, but Tiffany’s sudden appearance and conversation spooked her. She quickly closed the incognito browser window to show only the window with her social media sites up and made an excuse about relaxing at home. 
Tiffany disappeared, and Carol debated whether to call Daisy back. Nah, she said she was coming over, and Carol would explain when she got here. It wasn’t really the type of conversation to have casually over the phone anyway. 
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Daisy groaned in frustration at her homework. She had no idea what this poet was saying, and she had to write an essay on his work at some point this weekend. It was the least fun way to spend a Friday night, but Jemma and Fitz said as soon as they finished their chemistry lab report, they’d be ready to watch the new sequel in their favorite movie series: SuperSpy: Dark Secrets. 
“We’re done!” Fitz shouted in the direction of Daisy’s bedroom. 
“You can come out now and stop pretending to study,” Jemma added. 
“Ha ha,” Daisy said sarcastically as she appeared in the living room. “Poetry gives me a headache.” 
Jemma raised an eyebrow. “But the complete gibberish that is coding languages is perfectly natural.” 
“Yeah,” Daisy shrugged. “Computers can be a lot easier to understand than poets in the olden times. They don’t try to hide what they say in symbolism and metaphor, ooo so mysterious.” 
“Yeah,” Fitz agreed and gestured to Daisy. “I’m with her on that, actually.”
Jemma was spared having to respond in defense of great literature as Daisy’s phone rang. It was Carol, definitely a way to brighten up Daisy’s night. 
“Hey, babe!” Daisy greeted. It was a newish pet name she was trying out. So far it seemed to stick, and it made Carol happy, so it might be the keeper. 
“Hey, um,” Carol hesitated. “Do you want to come over?” 
Daisy mouthed to Jemma and Fitz, “Can she come watch too?” to which they heartily agreed. 
“Of course!” Jemma assured. 
“The more the merrier,” Fitz affirmed. 
Daisy said to Carol, “Why don’t you come over here? We’re about to watch a movie and there’s plenty of space next to me for you to join us.” She used her best flirting voice, both to let Carol know it wouldn’t be crashing the party and because she really needed girlfriend cuddles after feeling so discouraged at her homework. 
“Oh!” Carol answered, clearly not expecting this option. “This is, um, this is something that should just be the two of us.”
“Is everything okay?” Daisy asked, growing concerned as she picked up on the anxiety in Carol’s voice. 
“Yeah! There’s just a thing I want to talk to you about. But not over the phone. About, uh, our relationship?”
“Okay…” Daisy’s brow furrowed, and Jemma and Fitz quieted their whispered bantering. Daisy stood and ran a hand over her hair. When Carol didn’t elaborate, she added, “Yeah, I can come.” 
Carol exhaled, “Good, okay, good. Someone’s coming, gotta go. Bye!” 
Daisy stared at her now silent phone as Carol hung up on her. “Uh, bye?” 
Jemma and Fitz waited as Daisy stopped pacing and explained. “Carol wants me to come over.”
Fitz prodded, “Yeah, and you invited her here. Does she want to watch the movie? Should we wait for her?” 
Daisy shook her head as she tried to form thoughts. “She said she wants to talk about our relationship.” Daisy sank down on the couch next to Jemma. “Oh my god. Is Carol breaking up with me?” 
She could hardly breathe. Carol was everything to her. This couldn’t be happening. They seemed so happy together. 
“Well, that doesn’t seem very likely,” Fitz dismissed the thought as ridiculous immediately. He got up from the couch and disappeared around the corner into the kitchen to retrieve the movie night snacks he’d brought over. 
Jemma agreed, “And, what if it’s something good? You never know. She could be ready to say ‘I love you.’” 
Daisy worried her lip. “We’ve already said it.”
Jemma inhaled sharply and put a hand on Daisy’s arm. “Ring by spring!”
Daisy scrunched her brow. “What is that?” 
Jemma’s eyes grew big and she sat up in excitement. “Ring by spring! One of the seniors told me about it. It’s an American university thing, apparently. What if she’s going to propose?”
Daisy’s pulse raced for an entirely different reason than it had been. 
Fitz reappeared just as Jemma said “propose.” “Wait, just when I went in there,” he pointed back to the kitchen, “she was breaking up with you, and now she’s proposing?” 
Jemma sighed. “Oh, it would be so romantic. The two of you graduating and getting married and starting your lives together after all you’ve been through...” 
Daisy grimaced. “Okay, let’s not start printing invitations yet. I still have no idea what this is about.” She looked down at her phone, which didn’t have any more answers for her. 
The familiar sound of the back door told them Elena was home from a girl’s night with her graduate-level friends. 
She greeted them and surveyed the trio of confused faces. “What happened in here? Why does everyone look so worried?” 
Fitz summed it up, “We’re not sure if Carol’s breaking up with Daisy or proposing, but she is supposed to go ‘talk about their relationship.’” He did air quotes around the last part.  
Elena put down her bag and took off her coat. “What? I can’t imagine Carol ever wanting to break up with you, but no offense, you two are not ready to get married. Carol hasn’t even told her parents she’s gay yet.” 
“I know, I know!” Daisy rubbed her hands down her face. 
Elena put on her wise, all-knowing, older sister face. “I have a plan.” 
That got the attention of the others. 
“What if,” Elena started conspiratorially. She leaned in and the others mirrored her. “You sneak over there, very carefully, ring the doorbell, and… find out. Just BAM! Ask her what she has to say.” 
The others leaned back, unimpressed. 
“Yes, okay, I get it,” Daisy deadpanned. She stood up and looked at her phone again. No new hints appeared. She warned, “Do not start this movie without me.” 
Jemma took the remote from Fitz. “No problem. It’s cake week on Bake Off, and we have catching up to do.”
“Let us know if you need anything,” Elena said with a pat on Daisy’s back as their paths crossed, Elena settling in for the night and Daisy headed out. 
Daisy gave them all a little salute and grabbed her black leather jacket and keys as she walked out the door. The drive over to Carol’s helped clear her head. Communication was good for any couple. This was healthy. Whatever it was, they could work through it. Unless Carol didn’t want to work through it. Maybe being with Daisy was too hard. And honestly, Daisy couldn’t blame her. They weren’t exactly hiding their relationship from Carol’s parents so much as Carol was just not talking to them at all, beyond necessity. Maybe they forced Carol to choose and she didn’t want to break up but didn’t have a choice… financially, Carol couldn’t afford to finish school without their support. It could be that her entire future was riding on putting aside her feelings for Daisy.
Daisy arrived and turned off the car, full of anxiety and ready to support Carol in whatever way she needed, even if it meant losing her forever. As she walked up the driveway to Carol’s house, she started a script for herself so she could keep it together emotionally. All three of Carol’s housemates were on their way out and said hi and bye to her as they passed, but Daisy hardly noticed them. 
She rang the bell and didn’t have to wait long for Carol to bound down the stairs and throw open the door. 
“Hey! Are they gone?” Carol asked, looking out the door for her housemates. She pulled Daisy inside by the arm, and Daisy took off her boots to leave them by the inside doormat. 
“Uh, yeah, they got in the black truck and drove off already.” 
“Good.” Carol nodded. “C’mon, I have something to show you.” 
Daisy followed Carol up the stairs to her bedroom, in a decidedly less sexy way than other times when they had been here alone. It occurred vaguely to Daisy that this might have been a simple booty call that she was blowing out of proportion. But then why did Carol seem so nervous?
Carol grabbed her laptop but held it so the screen was partway down and tilted away from Daisy. 
“I have a question for you, but don’t laugh,” Carol warned. She noticed they were still standing and gestured to the bed. They sat side by side. “It’s okay to say no, and I know these things can be complicated, and I swear I’m happy with things the way they are, okay?” 
“Okay?” Daisy said, though it was more of a confused question. 
Carol looked into Daisy’s eyes for reassurance. “Promise you won’t laugh.” 
“I promise.” Daisy was dying to know whatever it was. 
“This isn’t, like, anything weird, or you know, a questioning my identity thing, or a comment about anything lacking. I was just reading some queer websites and started looking into it and maybe it could be really good.” Carol shrugged, clearly trying to play nonchalant despite her voice being tight and high.
“Whatever it is, you can tell me.” Daisy tried to be brave while steadying her shaking hands. 
Carol blushed as she opened the laptop and showed Daisy an article from a lesbian sex writer: “All About Strap-Ons: The complete guide to picking your first, positions to try, and so much more!” Images at the top showed an artful arrangement of various dildos and harnesses to make them look like the coolest accessory trend. 
Daisy broke her promise. She couldn’t help it. All the anxiety and tension and preparing herself for world-shattering heartbreak burst out in laughter. 
Carol deflated. “You said you wouldn’t laugh!” 
Daisy sighed to get herself under control, but tears of surprised laughter still formed. She settled down and smiled at her adorable girlfriend. “No, no, babe, I’m not laughing at you. At least not at this.” She nodded to the screen. “It’s just… you told me you wanted to talk about our relationship, so, like, I was really freaking out here.” 
“Ohhh.” Carol realized how her words must have sounded without knowing the reason for their privacy.
“I thought you were breaking up with me, which Fitz refused to believe, Jemma thought you wanted to propose, and Elena thought we were being overdramatic about a normal conversation.”
“Oh!” Carol’s eyebrows raised in realization. “So, everyone was home and knew you were coming over to talk. Okay. And propose, wow.”
Daisy tilted her head. “Did you hear the part where I just spent the last 15 minutes thinking you were calling me over here to break up with me?” 
Carol saw the lingering, albeit needlessly preemptive, heartache in Daisy’s expression. “No! No, I don’t! … Do you?” 
“Fuck no!” Daisy answered quickly. “I thought maybe it was too hard or your parents…” 
“Hey.” Carol put the laptop aside and took Daisy’s hands in her own. “I love you. My parents don’t get a say in that. This is hard, yeah, but not nearly as hard as life would be without you. You are so worth it.”
Daisy’s lips turned up at the corners. “Worth buying a strap for?”     
Carol opened the laptop again. “Only if you want to. No pressure.” 
“I do,” Daisy said and then caught her own unintentional pun. “Hey, look at that, you got to propose tonight after all.” 
Carol laughed. “Sweetheart, when I propose, you’re gonna know. But for now, I’m thinking of a different kind of ring. That’s something I’ve learned already. Rings and different materials and there are so many dildos. Did you know there are so many different kinds of dildos?” 
Carol walked Daisy through the guide and they talked through what they were interested in trying and what looked too uncomfortable or was a turn-off or seemed too complicated for beginners. Daisy’s relief at this sign of commitment (though a much different “ring by spring” than Jemma had anticipated) relaxed her, and the more they talked and Carol explained the sexy facts she’d been learning, the more turned-on Daisy got. She cuddled closer and interrupted Carol’s detailed walk-through with little kisses to Carol’s cheek and neck.
Eventually, Daisy got up and locked Carol’s bedroom door. She knew the housemates were gone but not what time they were getting back. As Daisy flipped off the overhead light, Carol turned on a lamp and put on their sexy music playlist they’d made together. 
Carol set the laptop on her desk, with her browser open to the end of the strap guide with several tabs open to sex toy shops. It provided extra light for her to see Daisy strip her jacket, top, socks, and jeans off, and for Carol to take off her T-shirt and sweatpants. Daisy climbed on to the bed and straddled Carol’s lap, providing an excellent angle for Carol to reach around to unhook Daisy’s bra. Just as they started making out, Daisy’s phone buzzed with a text. 
“Well???” came Jemma’s message checking in. 
Daisy showed Carol and typed out a reply: “All good! NBD. Might be a while. Don’t wait up.” She added three winky faces. 
The message was received loud and clear, as all Jemma sent back was a laughing face and a “Have fun!” 
“They’ll think I called you over here just for sex!” Carol protested. 
“Would you rather I tell them that you are an expert on sex toys now and we were shopping for a strap-on?” 
“Ah. Good point.” Carol’s fingers started tracing up and down Daisy’s thigh.
“Besides, we have the house to ourselves. We can’t waste a night like this apart,” Daisy reasoned and laid back on Carol’s bed wantonly. In seconds, she had a mostly naked Carol in her arms. As they stripped off their underwear, kissed, stroked, moaned, and fingered, she imagined what this would be like with a strap, riding and fucking and coming on it. It dawned on her that that same very sexy image was what led Carol to call her here tonight. The excitement of their soon-to-be-realized shared fantasy drove their passion as they crested over the waves of pleasure. 
Sounds of Carol’s housemates woke Daisy early in the morning. She couldn’t tell whether they were waking up for the day or just getting home from being out all night. Clearly, at some point in the post-sex talking and cuddling, Daisy and Carol had fallen asleep, content in each other’s arms under the covers. Carol had plugged Daisy’s phone into a spare charger on the bedside table on Daisy’s side and laid an extra T-shirt folded next to it. Daisy smiled sleepily at Carol taking care of her and not wanting to wake her up and risk her leaving. She carefully reached to check her phone. 5:15 a.m. Still entirely too early to be up on a Saturday morning. She snuggled back down into bed with her girlfriend and let herself dream about a day when waking up together in their bed, maybe even as wives, would be their everyday reality. 
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prpfs · 2 months
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Hey there, names Moon!
It's been a hot minute since my last request, but I've got an itch for a DC roleplay, particularly with the bat family. I've been itching to practice doing Bruce Wayne and I'm on the lookout for any bat boys that might be down for it! Right now, I'm really keen on Dick, I'm a sucker for their dynamic, but honestly, any of them would do. I'm leaning towards having all of them older in this roleplay, especially considering the plot I've got brewing. I've got a couple of ideas for the overarching roleplay, but I'm totally open to brainstorming with my roleplay partners! I had an idea about the bat boys developing a taboo love for their father over the years and diving into the intricacies of it. Meanwhile, Bruce, in his attempt to be a good dad, tries discouraging it, which just adds more layers of complications. No matter who we pair up, be prepared for some dark themes of co-dependency, obsession, unhealthy relationships, incest, and overall, teetering on dead dove.
When it comes to NSFW, I envision most of the bat family as switches or, at the very least, versatile. If you're the kind of person who firmly sticks to being submissive and isn't open to a bit of flexibility, chances are we might not click. I'm someone that thrives on variation and switching things up; it keeps things fresh and interesting. If things get too monotonous or fixed, I find my interest starts to wane. Regarding the balance between story and smut, I lean more towards a 70/30 ratio. I'm the kind of person who values a solid storyline and the gradual development of chemistry between our characters.
FINAL NOTES
I consider myself literate to advanced when it comes to my writing abilities. Typically, my replies span around 10-20 lines, though the length can be influenced by the content I have to work with and my current level of motivation. Generally, I tend to mirror my partner's responses most of the time.
Please maintain a reasonable level of activity. While I don't anticipate constant responses around the clock, I do expect a reply every 2-3 days and at most within a week. If you tend to respond infrequently or have a habit of randomly ghosting people, kindly refrain from reaching out. I'm seeking partners who are genuinely interested and attentive.
Lastly, be open to some OOC banter and easygoing conversation. I'm a pretty laid back person, just looking to have a good time! Let's ramble about the characters, make playlists, the more the merrier!
Further details will be shared in DM's. This will take place on Discord. Thanks for reading! 🦇
like if you're interested and op will reach out
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reidsaurora · 2 years
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ofwilliamandwalter's birthday celebration challenge!!!
First of all, I just wanna say that I cannot believe that in a month's time, I will be entering the last year of my teen years. 18 has been rough (let's face it, most of my teen years were rough), but I'm so super excited for what 19 has in store for me!
That being said, I thought it would be fun for all of us to celebrate together! So, I came up with this challenge (it was inspired a little bit by @smurphyse's birthday challenge so shoutout there!) for all of us to celebrate! As always, I put my own lil Emmy twist on things and I'm super excited to see how it turns out!
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So, Emmy, what's the challenge?
As you all know, I am lover of literature. I love reading any and every fanfic I can find on this app.
So, I'm challenging you guys to write something based on one (or more) of the prompts listed below!
The theme of course is:
BIRTHDAY 🥳🎉🥳🎉
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Prompt Set #1 — One-Liners:
1. "I know it's not a cake, but it's the best I could do on such short notice."
2. "You've got frosting in your hair." or "You've got frosting on your face."
3. "What did you wish for?"
4. "Why didn't you tell anyone it was your birthday?"
5. "Hey... I brought you a slice of cake."
6. "Sorry if the decorations are a bit weird. They ran out of the ones we wanted to use."
7. "You look funny in a party hat."
8. "You have to make a wish when you blow out the candles!" - "My wish already came true—I have you in my life."
9. "I never cared for my birthday until I met you. Now each birthday reminds me of how grateful I am that we get to spend another year together."
10. "CELEBRATE ME! TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!" - "It's four in the morning." - "Yeah! I was born at four in the morning!"
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Prompt Set #2 — Scenarios:
1. Person A is a grouch about their birthday so Person B decides to throw them a party with only their pet(s) present.
2. Person A got Person B's birthday wrong and spends the whole day pampering them. Person B finds it too adorable to say anything.
3. Person A has a crush on Person B for quite some time, so they take B's birthday as an opportunity to give them a present and show them that they care about them. B is surprised because they have never really noticed A before, but enjoys it all the more.
4. It's a tradition in the office that when it's someone's birthday, someone else brings a cake. Person A's birthday is coming up, and Person B finally sees their chance to make a move.
5. The party throwers made so much noise setting up the party that the police came before the person being surprised even arrived.
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So, Emmy, what are the rules?
Anyone can join! No matter if you follow me or not, no matter if you're a writing account or not, no matter if you've ever even written a fic before. YOU CAN ALL JOIN!!!
All writing is allowed! There is no specific genre you have to stick to. Write what you love and we'll love it too!!
I like to keep things clean for the most part, but should you participate with a NSFW entry, please: HAVE YOUR AGE IN YOUR BIO OR YOUR PINNED POST!! I will not be sharing any NSFW entries from ageless blogs.
Please include a summary, what pairing it is, content warnings, word count, and what prompt(s) you chose.
Pairing must be one of the following: Criminal Minds character x reader, Criminal Minds character x character, Supernatural character x reader, Supernatural character x character, or Lesley Smith-Juniment x reader!!!
There is no limit to how many times you can enter! If you have multiple ideas for multiple different prompts, please send them all!
Please share with all your writer friends! The more, the merrier!
All entries must be tagged "#ofwilliamandwalter's birthday challenge" so I can find them! I would also prefer to be tagged in them just in case I cannot find them under the tag!
Challenge ends: one month from now, on my birthday — August 2nd, 2022
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Again, I wanna thank you all for being such lovely people! I can't wait to see everyone's beautiful creations and I hope you'll consider participating! It would make this birthday girl extremely happy :)
Feel free to send any questions, comments, or concerns about the challenge in a DM! I'm always here to answer 🥰
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↳ icon in collage by @scrapbookspence (full birthday icon pack coming soon!)
↳ other pictures featured in the collage are from pinterest. all rights go to the original owners.
↳ birthday dividers by @firefly-graphics
↳ tagging some of my moots who write!: @lunar-affection @rupurts-morgue03 @writer-in-theory @roguereid @fortheloveofwonderland @andiebeaword @samuel-de-champagne-problems @spookydrreid @arsonhotchner @foxy-eva @radiant-reid @one-sweet-gubler @lukeclvez @pretty-boys-book-club @letarasstuff @1234-angelika @wifeyreid @kbakery @sultrypotter @ellcsgreenaway @hotched @spencebunny @1967chevys @reidsbookclub
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Prompts featured are from the following posts:
↳ "10 Birthday Prompts" by @youneedsomeprompts
↳ "Birthday Prompts 2021" by @seaside-writings
↳ "Birthday Prompts 🍰" by @creativepromptsforwriting
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↳ "Birthday Prompts" by @mangoofthesea
↳ "Birthday Prompts!!" by @dialogue4urocs
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whumperofworlds · 1 year
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300 Follower Special: Whump Collaborative Storytelling RULES!
Hi everyone! To celebrate 300 followers, I decided to do a thing called "collaborative storytelling"!
Basically, I give a scenario. The person who reblogs the post has to put down what happens next, along with any missing details that the last post doesn't have.
EXAMPLE:
Me: "Whumpee is walking down the street when they heard something behind them."
Person reblogging: "An unmarked van pulls up, and the driver jumps out and grabs Whumpee, placing a hand over their mouth before dragging them in the van and driving away."
For this example, I didn't specify what was behind Whumpee. It could be another person like Whumper or Caretaker, or like in the example, a van.
It's kinda like an open RP, except we all participate in it. I wanted to do this because A. I'd like to get to know my followers and their preferences, and B. Their writing styles!
RULES:
1. No NSFW allowed. Chances are minors will interact on this so I'd rather not risk that.
2. Art is allowed, as long as you put a caption/story with it!
3. Please tag any TWs if there are any!
4. Multiple endings are allowed, so go wild!
5. You're more than welcome to tag your friends! The more the merrier!
6. Inevitably, the story will get long, so feel free to put down a "readmore" if you have to!
If you have any questions, concerns, or you want me to add another rule I forgot about, let me know!
Will start this baby tomorrow!
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