#the prince and the old man

[thewizardofrp]

@govannas "I love you still, that's the torment of it." - Interview with a Vampire

#from eden #character: phoenix oswin #connection: Adrian Gold #silver tongue #our other boys #the prince and the old man #i love them #I love everything we have written for them so far #they are so different and I enjoy every bit of writing them #thank you for being the best writing partner #you are amazing #my muse #my everything #jacob anderson #sam reid #iwtv

[radiance1]

"I need to find my darling husband!" Said Danny, dressed to the nines in a very elaborate royal dress with a lot of jewelry running through the ballroom after having been on the opposite end of a very worrying phone call.

"Seriously, what do you even see in that mortal!?" Screamed an observant and Danny stopped and leveled them with a glare cold enough to freeze over an active volcano and sharp enough to cut through obsidian.

"He makes me laugh."

Unlike those dead suitors went unsaid, but everyone at the ball (read: search for a bride/groom for the royal ghostling) practically heard it anyways.

Meanwhile over in the land of the living

Okay so Jason may have messed up. Now you see, he hasn't seen his platonic husband for tax benefits in a while, and he's been very careful to not let his identity as the Red Hood slip up before . Not even once in their relationship.

(He's not counting the time his in-laws sniffed him out as a Crime Lord, because Danny never believed them.)

Now, it wasn't exactly his fault he slipped up. You try to fight off an entire group after being pulled up on out of nowhere on the phone while trying to hide said noises of fighting.

Who was he calling? Danny of course since he said he was away for business. What business? Never specified and Jason wasn't going to pry.

So now here he was, bound 'helplessly' as Jason Todd along with a few other random civilians. Which, like, rude.

Wasn't he already good enough for this ancient ritual or whatever?

You know, he really should have walked with that "Anti-kidnapping device" he got that one time. Which honestly he feels like he should be surprised that such a thing exists but considering it was from Bruce. Well.

He's not surprised.

Oh, there's the Justice League now. Shame, he wanted to knock out a few guys himself- Oh, now he's being used to summon a ghost from the Infinite Realms of Royal Lineage.

Yea he probably should have walked with that "Anti-kidnapping device."

Wait a goddamn-

Is that-

"My darling husband!" Danny shouted, scooping him off the circle and away from the head cultist and swinging him around. "You had me worried sick!"

Now, he should ask the question anyone would in this situation when finding out your best friend and platonic husband for tax benefits was apparently a ghost of royal lineage.

"Why're you in a dress?"

"Okay, first of all I rock this thing." Danny huffed.

"That you do." Jason agreed rather easily.

"Second of all, blame those guys over there." He jerked his head in the direction of two very green floating eyeball people.

Not the weirdest he's seen, honestly.

The Observants were whispering to each other and leveling them-Jason in particular-a look.

"Now as you can see, I already have a spouse and I don't need another!" Danny hugged Jason closer for emphasis and he took the time to whisper in Danny's ear. "Did you really marry me to play the husband card?"

"Well, yes." Danny agreed. "But also because of taxes, because I love you and you're my best friend."

"So, we're still done for watching that movie right."

"Obviously."

A pained grunt came from below them and they both looked down to see Batman standing over a very unconscious cultist and looking up at them.

Hm.

He forgot they were there.

"So," Jason began, staring Bruce straight in the eyes. Batman's eyes narrowed. "Don't suppose we can push that forward to right now?"

"Yea, sure why not I'm not doing anything important." Danny leveled the Observants a look, and before either they, Batman, or the Justice League could do anything they both disappeared.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #I think this was originally supposed to be a Danny as Peach and Jason as Mario cosplay idea #With still a focus on their platonic marriage #Buuuuut #Then I got hit with the royal idea and #yea #Mostly because I forgot about said previous idea #Jason: Hm I'm going to have so much explaining to do with the old man #Also Jason: But I don't feel like it so *disappears* #Batman: *Tired dad sigh* #ghost prince danny #Or like #ghost heir danny #He ain't king and the title is vague #Just because

[g1rlr0b1n]

Sorry, this just popped into my head again lol

Jon just acting like he had none of the blame here 🤣

Bro, YOU did not even sit around to watch her! You ditched! 🤣

#they both struggling with old man brain lol #damian wayne #jon kent #lizzie prince #robin #superboy #batman #superman #wonder robin #wonder woman #supersons #jondami #damijon #superbat #dc comics

[sarasade]

(Working on a comic thing)

#viravos #aaravos x viren #aaravos #tdp aaravos #viren #tdp viren #the dragon prince #sarasadeart #old man yaoi #tdp art

[asweetprologue]

i know probably nobody following me is even relatively in this fandom but I just finished s5 of the dragon prince and I gotta tell you. the canonical lovechild of the gay-coded villains was not something I saw coming

#OLD MAN YAOI MPREG REAL????????? #when he said OUR child I stg I have never been more shocked appalled and enthralled in my life #like it makes sense of course it was made from a joining of....... fluids......... #magic sex ritual tbh #and then to immediately divorce?? #I can't believe this shit #the dragon prince #tdp #viren #aaravos #viren x aaravos #viravos #they've always been strangely compelling in a deeply fucked up way but I didn't think the show knew that #they said we've given you 4.9 seasons of some of the best queer rep on tv #now get ready for the most toxic shit you can imagine

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

pokemon crime and punishment. pokemon pride and prejudice. pokemon sense and sensibility. pokemon prince and pauper. pokemon war and peace. pokemon old man and sea. pokemon romeo and juliet. pokemon mice and men. pokemon beautiful and damned. pokemon green eggs and ham.

is this anything

#hehehe #pokemon #crime and punishment #pride and prejudice #war and peace #sense and sensibility #the prince and the pauper #the old man and the sea #romeo and juliet #of mice and men #the beautiful and damned #green eggs and ham #that's all of em for reference

[fuckableoldmen]

Today's fuckable old man of the day is:

Sheogorath! He is old enough and fuckable!

#fuckable old man of the day #sheogorath #tes #daedric prince #skyrim

[canisalbus]

Almost forgot to look at the tags in that Giordano post, I'm glad that Cardinals being higher than Archbishops was something you mentioned, and that I was remem that fact correctly :). And I love that Machete surpasses someone who thought him to be a "good for nothing". Go white boy go!

.

#that sure pissed off that old man Giordano #didn't see that one coming #becoming a bishop is a very big deal #archbishop is an extra prestigious bishop that leads a particularly important diocese #and above both are cardinals #you usually have to be a bishop first to become one but it hasn't always been strictly mandatory there's lots of rules and exceptions #I think Machete is a bishop but largely in name only #in practice he kind of shortcutted from being a priest to a cardinal with very little bishophood in between #Vatican was kind of a wild west back then and in the end it's within Pope's power to grant these titles however he sees fit #and Machete was Pope's trusted personal assistant for years #moreover if you compare church ranks to secular royalty/nobility cardinals are equal to princes #so when you look at the power dynamics they're only second to pope as well as actual kings and queens #at least that's the case in Machete and Vasco's times I'm not sure about the present day #Vasco is a count so he's actually significantly lower in the hierarchy despite being blue-blooded #but neither of them have really internalized that #when they met Vasco came from a rich family and Machete was a no-name social climber #answered #anonymous

[winniemaywebber]

I've been laughing my ass off at this for at least an hour 😭😭😭 it's missing them hours!!!

(credit to @glcwingcelebs on Instagram)

#masters of the air #mota #anthony boyle #nate mann #big papa #anthony boyle the man that you are!!!!!!! #nate mann my old hollywood prince ily #harry crosby

[desertfangs]

Items in the Suggestion Box at Court that Marius will definitely pretend he did not see: • Night Club Blood Rave like in Blade • Talent Show • Vampire Baseball

#vc humor #vc shitpost #marius de romanus #court shenanigans #'any good suggestions today old man?' daniel asks #marius suspiciously crumpling paper in his hand 'no empty again how odd' #vampire chronicles #tvc #lestat de lioncourt #louis and daniel would probably love to get them all out to the field for a game of baselball though #the vampire chronicles #vc #feel free to add to these lol #prince lestat era

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Prince Prospero

The Masque of the Red Death (1964) dir. Roger Corman

#vincent price #prince prospero #the masque of the red death #edgar allan poe #roger corman #sin #devil #god hes so sexy #i want to sin with him #i want to break every commandment with this man #fuck #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #bicon #bisexual #god #gif #gifs made by me #gif set

[crypticf1sh]

Yippie!

I really love Prismo and Simons dynamic, they’re so fucked up! :D

Included obligatory simon selfcest i don’t know what to fucking tell you it just kinda happened

#fionna and cake #adventure time #prismo the wishmaster #winter king #ice prince #simon petrikov #idc he’s a 60 year old man he’s a baby girl to ME.

[sots-nxck]

Happy Valentine's Day!

#l4d2 #nellis #sfm #mysfm #nick #ellis #nick can be a romantic when he wants to #treating ellis like a prince when he gets home from work #old man is a sap when it comes to his boy

[ghastlyaffairs]

for something as trivial and simple those feelings sure are hard to get rid of

also made a gif a version for fun + alt version with no tears under the cut

the gif is in very low resolution...this is a feature (i could make it bigger but that would require saving each frame individually and than glueing it all together. also i feel like low resolution suits it better. aesthetically and fits the mood)

#hs #homestuck #dirk strider #eye strain #probably? if you think i should tag something else let me know!! #anyway hooray its time for rambling in the tags #so uhhh heres the teæ i've been sick for like a week and you know how it is when suddenly your throat becomes the main gunk warehouse #and you can't breathe lol. wish i could just pull it out. anywaaayy this is basically a vent piece for me being sick lol #also i could draw remotively the same thing with kris deltarune. oh how easy it is to project having a cold #though i have been also experiencing troubles with feelings recently as well....how fitting for dirk #speaking of the man himself (enough of me) his relationship with his own Heart...is peculiar to say the least #the thing i love about alphakids is that despite being so feral they were. so relatable. i cannot stress this enough how unwell they are an #and how they represented being a teen so well. yeah being 15 years old makes that to you #imagine being an emotional mess and trying to fit the 'norm' and act normal about your friends so youre not offputting #and then you fall in love with you friend and your ai clone falls in love with him too looool noone makes out of this one alive #uhh literally. godtiering stuff and dying remember #and speaking of it. tw for suicidal talk for the rest of tags #do you ever think dirk was suicidal. of course the part of when he teleports his head to jake was totally planned and he knew he would -> #wake up as dreamself but. don't you think the moment he cut his head off was sort of. cathartic. how much did he hate his own guts #beheading himself not only for the plan...but also because he thought he 'deserved' it #also wow he is a Prince and was literally beheaded don't you think its funny hahaa #sigh poor thing #this has ended on a not the very pleasant note hm #also fckkkkkk i didn't draw anything with rose/mary for the lesbian visabilty week #(putting the slash because tumblr search system has a dumb gag with showing you posts that contain the tag inside the other tag. #and i don't want this post to show up for the ros/mary fans because it's not!!!! its rose's father emotional crisis post!!!!) #update YOOOO WHAT THE HELL THE GIF HAS EVEN LESS PIXELS THEN I PLANNED fantastic #this your breakfast now tumblr. enjoy your crunchy flakes of dirks meltdown. mwah

[sarasade]

that's EXACTLY why Aaravos can do whatever he wants. (source, me)

#viravos #aaravos in his slutty pjs #this was supposed to be two comic panels but now it just looks like this #the dragon prince fan art #aaravos #tdp aaravos #tdp fan art #tdp #sarasadeart #elf #elves #tdp viren #viren #lord viren #old man yaoi #alt text

[aangarchy]

Y'know what's hilarious to think about? Zuko was fully prepared for the avatar to be a 100yr old master of the 4 elements. A fully experienced ancient master. But turns out it's this 12yr old airbender who has spent the last 100 years in a coma. And this 12yr old escapes after like 15 minutes of being in custody.

What the fuck would Zuko have even done had the avatar actually been 100 years old?? Because if a 12yr old smartass is clever enough to think of an escape plan within such a limited amount of time, I'm thinking that 100yr old master Zuko was envisioning would have beat his ass lickity split lol

#i'm just imagining zuko descending from that giant ship he came in on #and this 100yr old man comes up and just airblasts him back into the hull lmaoo #avatar the last airbender #atla #avatar #aang #avatar aang #zuko #prince zuko