#the sharpshooter and the vet

[autumnillustration]

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Another installment for ‘The Sharpshooter and the Vet’. Featuring, ‘The Poncho Brigade’, makeshift veterinary hospitals, a good man goes to war, and a desperate friend putting the pieces back together again.

All Creatures Great and Small (2020) shall forever own a bit of my heart, along with the WWI AU.

#all creatures great and small #acgas 2020 #art #illustration #digital art #illustrators on tumblr #ww1 au #the sharpshooter and the vet #siegfried farnon #audrey hall #siegfried x audrey #had to raid Howard's End for reference pics of a young Sam #regret nothing #for clarity I don't consider Sig a coward in any way #just think he might consider himself one

[sare11aa11eras]

I know I post intermittently abt the basketball AU of ASOIAF that lives in my head rent free but anyways the women’s college basketball season in the US just ended and I really do have some thoughts:

Sansa Stark 6’3” and kind of stacked she SHOULD be a post player but has never once driven to the basket in her LIFE. Somehow manages to make up for this in sheer volume of 3 pointers. Keeps getting compared to her mom who was the most terrifying power forward you ever saw in the Riverlands 20-something years ago despite the fact that there is almost nothing in common with their game styles.

Arya Stark, guard, has a really sweet mid-range game that everyone always forgets about but she’s got like 18 points in 28 min, makes about 5 steals a game. Unfortunately, gets in foul trouble. Keeps getting compared to Jon which drives her nuts.

Robb, went to the Westerosi National Basketball League at like 18, but before the championship game, the coach of an opposing team got a second coach to get players to deliberately injure him during a game. Somehow he got called for a technical foul on this. Ended his career in professional sports.

Dany, 5’6”, floor general and sharpshooter. Regularly beats defenders with more than half a foot on her to rebounds. Plays internationally full-time but her highlight reels still end up on Westerosi ESPN bc her family was at one point a dynasty in the basketball world. 90% of her instagram page is her with her three lizards.

Brienne is the Post Player’s Post Player— always boxes out, gets the rebound, blocks shots, drives etc, impeccable footwork. And then she also hits from distance and can guard. Cersei, the aging vet on the Lannisport Lions, wants her dead for once committing SEVEN blocks on her in a game when she was a rookie. Currently coached by Cat for the Riverlands Fighting Trout. There is a not insignificant fanbase of lesbians who want her to crush their heads with her thighs online but she is tragically into disgraced ex-Lions player Jaime Lannister who keeps bumming around the Riverlands for unclear reasons.

<insert that one post about Aeron Greyjoy as a basketball player here>

Jon Snow has been fouled out of games with technicals. He has never made a basket apart from a fast break layup or a free throw— except for like, two separate years??? where he got his team to the semifinals through a buzzer beater logo 3????? Somehow the undisputed defensive player of the year, the most universally loathed player in his conference, beloved by his own team, and a guy who once went viral for a video of him crying on his girlfriend after HER team lost while she just sort of patted his head.

#asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #basketball au #asoiaf modern au #also there’s the version of jon basketball au where he goes to the same all-girl catholic school as S&A and gets kicked out 4 🏳️‍⚧️ #and this isn’t important but that’s one of the t4t jonsam aus

[anarchy-and-piglins]

You've heard of vet techno? Now i bring you: vet techno *squared* - he's a veterinarian who was in the army. Because techno + animals is such a good concept, he'd make such an amazing veterinarian, now pair that with the hurt/comfort of having been at war lol

Make him an anarchist (you know how veterans get disillusioned with the government bc the army fucking sucks) and you'd have a really interesting interpretation of Techno's character for a modern AU.

Maybe Phil owns a store of choice across from where Techno's clinic is (a flower shop? always a banger) and he does kind of casually know Techno from having seen him around but they never actually talked. They do know each other's phone numbers, but only in a 'if my store is burning down and I'm not around, I want you to be able to contact me' way, not because they're friends.

Until Phil finds an injured stray cat and calls Techno's number because he's panicking and doesn't know what to do. It's the middle of the night (Phil finds the stray on the way back from some event that lasted until midnight) and Phil kind of expects to be blown off - Techno projects an intimidating aura while in reality, he's just a socially anxious introvert with a resting bitch face - but Techno instead tells Phil to meet him at the clinic.

It's late and Techno is wearing fluffy pink pajama pants with little pigs on them, a knitted (made it himself) cardigan thrown on over a t-shirt, mismatched socks, and has his hair up in this messy bun. And he treats the cat so gently while checking him out, making sure he's okay. Phil insists on staying because 1) he kind of instantly got attached to the cat and 2) he'd feel bad about waking Techno up in the middle of the night and then bailing. Before they know it, it's morning. They've talked a lot. Techno discovered Phil is also a veteran (sharpshooter, to be specific) who quit because of a leg injury. It does explain the cane he's seen Phil carry around.

The cat will be fine after a few days, Techno says, though it's not chipped and has no collar, so Phil will have to take him to a shelter. Techno knows a very good one nearby (he volunteers there sometimes in his free time). Techno would take the cat home himself but he already has a bunch of rescues including a big white Samoyed named Steve who plays well with all of Techno's other pets (mostly dogs, a pair of rabbits, and some assorted exotic pets like snakes and spiders) but doesn't like cats specifically. Phil says it's fine, he intends to keep the cat. As long as he can keep coming to Techno for pet care advice.

And that's how a friendship is born :D

#technoblade #philza #thoughts #asks

[for-the-sake-of-color]

AAYYEE the 218th's Urban Crisis Response's very own Crisis Company as a revamped Draw the Squad!

after a year and a half worth of drawing practice, I like to think I've come a long ways, though my squad themselves have changed very little

Though if you're new here, perhaps some introductions are in order? Below the Cut

Captain Jet - Leader of the 218th's Crisis Company and Heartbeat of the Family

Captain Jet, formerly known as Corporal Jettison before he lost nearly the entirety of his Company during the first battle of Geonosis, only gained his rank due to the combination of a field promotion and a paper pusher rushing to get the 218th put back together with what forces they could get their hands on after their devastating first deployment, without vetting his Shiny New Promotion through the proper channels. Nevertheless, Captain Jet is dedicated to his soldiers, and to being the Kindest man he can be, not wanting any to suffer the burden of loss and shame he felt as everyone he ever grew up with died in the first week of the war.

Lieutenant Margo - Second in Command of Crisis Company and one of the Finest Technician's money can Make

The first Addition to the newly reformed Crisis Company, Margo left behind her own squad command to be the second to her Captain, Jet. Trusting in his judgement, Margo would follow him to hell and back, though for the first half of the war she largely follows him to a glorified guard posting for the republics embassy and shipping warehouses on Brentaal. She's a fine Leader and an even better Tech, though her specialties lay much closer to Mechanics than to Code-breaking. The only thing that tops her technical skills is her love of having a Fun Time. Body and Mind of a Super Soldier, personality of 'if a frat-boy was a girl'

Specialist Nihlus Brek - Ancient Sith Archivist and a loving Guardian of his squad with a Sadistic streak

After being shown selfless kindness by the Captains personal squad after the loss of his clan and his rough awakening from a forced stasis, with the 'permission' of the Jedi Council, Sith Lord Nihlus Brek now serves in the GAR under the command of Captain Jet, the only man who's orders he follows without hesitation or question, killing or healing as needed for the man he now calls 'Alor and Brother. Though it is true he holds love for his squad, the real secret of his unwavering loyalty is the Blood Oath he swore to Captain Jet, his orders now bound by sith alchemy, Nihlus has given his leader unwavering control over both their destinies.

Sergeant Cynic - Heavy Weapons Expert and Artist with an Attitude

Though an Urban Crisis Response unit doesn't particularly need a soldier who's second greatest passion in life is blowing things up with his rocket launcher, Cynic earn his place on the squad through the power of nepotism. That is, Margo's one condition for leaving her previous squad behind with little complaint, was that she got to bring her favorite brother with. Although his name may suggest otherwise, this pessimist (though he considers himself a 'realist') has a love for all things pretty and colorful, and quite the talent for copying it down in his small sketchbook, always making room for his small assortment of watercolors in his combat kit.

Corporal Lake - Spotter of the Squads Sharpshooter duo and self proclaimed Ethics Committee

Lake is likely the only one of the Captains squad that, once you get to know them, could be described as the republics ideal of a Good Soldier. That is, Lake is one of the few who spares even a second or third thought for the success of the mission and collateral casualties over the lives of his fellow squad mates. He is probably the only one who could say he would not give a thousand lives just to spare those he cares for. Nevertheless, although he has his own personal misgivings over the result of some of their missions, Lake is grateful for his life, for his family, and for the many chances he is given to fight another day. And, as always, his Captains word is Law.

Corporal Torch - Deadeye of the Squads Sharpshooter Duo and resident Troublemaker

"We're here for a fun time, not a long time!" Are common words for Torch to say before getting his ass beat for replacing Cynics fancy face lotion with space Nair or being put on 'Fresher duty for his ballsey yet comedic insubordination. Captain Jet often says the only thing that stops Torch from being demoted to maintenance duty altogether is his skill with a rifle, hitting targets your typical human would have needed the force to even perceive. Though in truth, Jet would not trade Torch's levity and loyalty for the galaxy itself. Torch and Lake are mirrors of one another, by choice, as it brings them great joy to be mistaken for one another by not only natural born humans, but also unfamiliar clones. As some of the last living soldiers from their original bloc of trained sharpshooting specialists, they refuse to be parted from one another, unable to bear the thought of losing the last of their batch.

Field Medic Heron - Resident Healer with a Big Secret

Heron tired of front line Medicine fairly quickly, as his zest for death did not hold up to losing his brothers one by one, upon joining the Urban Crisis Response Specialists of the 218th, his steadfast work and easy bedside manner landed him his place in the Captains squad rather easily, and he took rather well to glorified guard duty. That is, until the fateful day where an assassin droid hidden among their cargo took his leg, though in a feat of the butterfly effect, directly led to the squad meeting their Sith. His secret? On shore leave, Heron likes to kill people. In order to stay in line with both his own ideas of morality and his Captains idea's of ethics, not that Jet hears of his activities from the medic directly, he dresses in plainclothes and limps around, waiting for some unfortunate mugger to make their move. Heron craves the feeling of holding someone on the brink of life, having power over their fate, and then denying them the salvation they seek. And maybe sometimes he takes a bite or two, but that's his business.

Specialist Sprig - Explosive Ordinance Disposal Technician and Company Spymaster

Specialist Sprig, formerly of the 398th Ordinance Corps, got his name as a result of a growth tube malfunction in his infancy, leaving him 2 inches shorter than your average trooper. Despite this 'defect' as the Kaminoans would refer to it, Sprig would rank among the top of his batch with his skills in bomb diffusal, having a deft touch and a keen eye for detail. In a cruel and ironic twist of fate, Sprig's greatest fear is dying in an explosion, vaporization, desintigration, you name it. Reassignment to the 218th and his posting of glorified guard duty was a dream come true. Proton bombs vs backyard terrorists? Sprig knows exactly which he would take in an average day. With his keen eyes, sharp ears, and strong memory, Sprig also excels at information collection. His shorter stature and friendly demeanor is often very encouraging for those who have a burden they'd like to share, though one has to keep in mind, he has the ear of the Captain one short comm call away.

#star wars #star wars the clone wars #star wars ocs #clone trooper ocs #clone trooper #sith oc #crisis company tag #draw the squad #jet tag #margo tag #nihlus tag #nihlus brek #lake tag #torch tag #cynic tag #heron tag #sprig tag #my art

[bandits-whump-collection]

I hear you know a lot about sedatives. Is there anything that works really quickly and is really strong, like a movie-style instant knockout drug? I have to admit, I was a little disappointed at how un-cinematic it was when I experienced being sedated myself

Unfortunately not, or at least, not to the degree you'd hope.

The slowest method is intramuscular, which are tranquilizer darts. These aren't precise, and hit muscle to slowly inject through the fibers and eventually reach blood. They take anywhere from 20 to 40 minutes, and need a counter-agent administered immediately after whatever's been done is done to ensure whatever (or whoever) was hit doesn't die to it. Sedatives are lethal, upping the strength doesn't mean they just up how fast they work, it means the risk of death by overdose is increased. So, a dart to the neck or butt wouldn't instantly send a character off to dreamland (in fact, you don't dream under sedation), and if it hits a vein or artery, that can be it for them.

The second, is intravenous sedation. This is usually used in hospitals, typically taking 15-30 minutes. Unless you're a stunning sharpshooter, you typically can't use a dart to administer this, but if your whumpee is restrained, and they're perhaps shot with a dose of paralytics before being administered this...

The third is inhalation, so that chloroform rag a whumper slapped to a whumpee's face as they struggle before falling limp for hours? Really, it would take 5 minutes (compare to the other's double digit numbers) of constant deep breathing, and only keep them under for a minute once it's removed. But, if you really want chloroform, a way you could do it is soak a fabric bag in it, and tie it over your whumpee's head, resulting in constant exposure and your whumper not having to hold a rag the entire time.

And, the quickest and most dangerous, is an injection directly into the heart. There's little research past pet euthanasia vets, which I feel speaks for itself when I say that this method is dangerous.

But, a lot of sedatives have flexible times. Some take hours, some take minutes. If you want to use a real sedative for your story, research what type it is! If you want to use a fictional one, try to base it off a real one for a certain interest to the story. I always love watching whumpees helplessly struggle as they inevitably fall asleep.

Oh, also, because I hate when people go off on a different topic and don't answer the original question itself; this is fiction, M99 is probably your ticket to insta-knocking out your character. A quarter's worth of weight can knock out a couple thousand-pounds stallion. Have fun!

#sedation #sedative whump #medical whump #whump #whump suggestion #pet death mention

[signedeclipse]

Request Prompts

Following is a list of prompts ive thought of, but since I only write requests I never got to do. If you like an idea on here, send it to me! Its mostly for you to use as inspiration and give me the chance to do ideas I enjoy. This updates regularly as I use one and as I add new ideas!

Prompts

Genya practicing sharpshooting and accidentally skims reader with a shot

Obanai x reader x Mitsuri s/o is a animal vet that has a cooking hobby

Mitsuri with an s/o who uses the flame breath but uses it to become a fantastic chef

Hantengu clones with an s/o who is extremely zen and always thinks positively

Multiple/All hashira have feelings for the reader who is the best swordsmith and all want their swords done by her

Tanjiro gifts one of his earrings to his s/o so they each wear one

Inosuke with a sword-smith s/o who is assigned to him

Shinobu marries with her s/o and they decide to legally adopt all the butterfly girls

Zenitsu and Kaigaku share the same love interest, Kaigaku finds out Zenitsu and her are dating when they meet again as a demon

Muzan getting mad with and scaring his s/o (n then feeling super bad, mans makes up for it)

Akaza with an uppermoon s/o that is higher ranking than him and shares their position with Douma

Sanemi with an s/o who adores his younger brother

#eclipse talkz #PLEASE REQUEST THESE

[druidgroves]

👨‍👨‍👦🥊🌵🐍 for marisol and 🍁❤��🍿🎞 for florence!!

thank u for sending some in !!! <333 this got incredibly long bc i cant stop rambling lmao

fallout oc ask meme

MARISOL ESTRADA - COURIER SIX

👨‍👨‍👦 FAMILY - what is their family like? what is their relationship to their family? do they have any siblings?

Marisol only really had her older brother, Santiago. She knows they had parents at one point, but she doesn't remember much about them at all. She thinks she remembers what her mother looks like & can only confirm so much through the stories Santiago has told her.

After their parent's deaths, Santiago moved them around a bunch. Eventually they settled in a small town near a Desert Ranger station. When Marisol was 9, her brother joined up with them & finally told her about the fate of their parents.

Their father, Leonardo, was once apart of the Desert Rangers, fighting against slavers in the wasteland, while their mother, Renata, was apart of the Followers of the Apocalypse as a doctor. Leonardo died in the line of duty & a few months later Renata was killed trying to help people outside of the Boneyard where they had originally lived.

After joining the Rangers, Santiago didn't get to visit as much, leaving Marisol in the care of his then-girlfriend. Until Marisol was old enough to look out for herself, Santiago had a habit of charming people both into his bed & into looking after Marisol. She has many memories of being cared after by his various partners (all vetted by her brother before Marisol even met them). Still, Marisol revered her older brother (& still does). She doesn't hold his prolonged absences against him because every time he did get to visit, it was all the more sweeter for it (absence makes the heart grow fonder & all of that).

Santiago ended up leaving the Rangers after the Ranger Unification Treaty, not wanting to be beholden to the NCR. When Marisol was 19, she signed up to be a Courier for the Mojave Express. While it was never for any great reasons, the moving around she & her brother did when she was a kid made her fall in love with traveling, & being a Courier seemed to suit her just fine.

Present day, the two still keep in contact. Santiago ended up settling down in Nipton years before the Legion massacred it; however, when the Legion did arrive, Santiago was already on his way to New Vegas to visit a friend. When Marisol came upon the town, intent on visiting him on her way to Novac, she was incredibly upset & panicked to discover the state of the town. She searched every house, building, & trailer & found no trace of him. She hoped against everything that he had gotten out somehow, & was relieved beyond words to find him in New Vegas when she eventually made her way there.

🥊 BOXING GLOVE - what is their go-to fighting style (hand-to-hand, short range, long range, etc)?

Marisol prefers to talk her way out of fights or sneak past them entirely. She's a sharpshooter & can work just about any gun you give her (Santiago taught her how to shoot & she practiced frequently in his absence in an attempt to impress him). However, her primary weapon right now is a standard caravan rifle! This may change as I play the game more, but she generally tries to avoid close range fights.

🐍 SNAKE - have they ever been stabbed in the back or stabbed anyone else in the back?

I haven't played enough of the game for any definitive answers (I know there's some shit with Ulysses but I don't understand it yet), but I don't think she'd do it intentionally! Unless the person was a huge dick to her.

🌵 CACTUS - what is a sore subject for them?

Despite her & Santiago having a good relationship, his absences (+ their parent's deaths) did inspire a small case of abandonment issues! She tends to get stressed out & antsy when she feels like she's being left behind or left out, especially if she's being left by someone she cares about.

FLORENCE "FLORA" GALLAGHER - LONE WANDERER

🍁 MAPLE LEAF - do they have a favorite season? what is it and why?

After living out in the wasteland for a while, Flora grew to really enjoy summer. She liked the feeling of the sun on her skin & how warm everything felt compared to the coldness of Vault 101. I think she suffers from seasonal affective disorder after leaving the vault due to the colder seasons having 1) less sun & 2) feeling too familiar to the vault, leading her into a darker state of mind.

❤️ RED HEART- are they easy to love? (if not) what makes them so difficult?

She doesn't think she is to be honest, especially during her 20s. She had so much happen to her in such a short time that she really felt like she was just a complete burden to everyone even though that was the furthest thing from the truth. I actually think her & Butch break up for a long time because Flora feels like she just. can't handle any sort of relationship in her current state. They reconnect towards the end of their 20s & Flora is doing so much better & while she hasn't fully healed, she's doing leagues better than she was & doesn't actively want to die.

🍿 POPCORN - do they like being the center of attention or more in the shadows?

She despises being the center of attention, it makes her anxious, but she doesn't like being sidelined to the shadows like she isn't there either. She just prefers to be acknowledged.

🎞 FILM - what is their greatest / happiest memory?

Happiest memory is definitely when she got her G.O.A.T results & found out she'd be following in her dad's footsteps as a doctor. She loved her dad more than anything & she'd never felt closer to him than in that moment. She remembers him telling her how proud of her he was & she keeps that memory real close to her heart.

#aartyom #thank u again !!!! #asks #ch: marisol estrada #ch: santiago estrada #tagged him 2 bc he's here as well. #ch: florence gallagher #also ! this post goes against some of the stuff i put in another post abt mari & santi so ignore that old post. this is the canon.

[thietkenhadepnhat]

ỨNG DỤNG CHAI TẨY ĐIỂM 3M SHARPSHOOTER MARK REMOVER:

Loại bỏ đất khỏi cứng, có thể rửa được bề mặt bao gồm: tường, sàn, vách ngăn, vinyl, chrome, vữa, thép không gỉ, Formica®, sợi thủy tinh, gốm, sứ, v.v.

Sử dụng để làm sạch khó tẩy các vết bẩn, chẳng hạn như dầu mỡ, mực bán vĩnh viễn, v.v.

Sử dụng để làm sạch các loại đất thông thường như son môi, bút chì màu, dấu gót đen, khói phim, dấu bút chì và hầu hết các loại mực.

HƯỚNG DẪN SỬ DỤNG CHAI TẨY ĐIỂM 3M SHARPSHOOTER MARK REMOVER:

Bước 1: Phun chất tẩy rửa trực tiếp lên bề mặt để được làm sạch, hoặc cho thấm chất tẩy rửa vào vải hoặc bọt biển.

Bước 2: Sử dụng Miếng bọt biển 3M hoặc tấm chùi tay 3M để chà vết bẩn bề mặt, nếu cần.

Bước 3: Lau sạch bề mặt bằng dụng cụ sạch, vải khô hoặc miếng bọt biển.

Lưu ý: Kiểm tra trên bề mặt dễ xước hoặc sơn trước khi sử dụng.

https://chattayrua.net/san-pham/chai-tay-diem-vet-ban-3m-sharpshooter-mark-remover/

[claybrownie7566]

I want all the Links in the chain to watch the Polygon unraveled video for the timeline because I just made a post and now I can't stop thinking about it so here you go.

Here is all the boys' commentary on the Zelda Timeline according to Brian David Gilbert:

Sky and Four: "ok ok everything seems to be going according to plan. Ok! We are good. Nice"

*high fives

BDG: "and then Ocarina of Time"

Time: oh sweet Hylia here we go

BDG: *explains the normal two timelines

"and then there's a timeline where Link DIES. He fights Ganondorf and just can't do it so then we have a Link to the Past"

Time: Ø_O

Legend: O_O

The others: 😬

Twilight: "umm.....ok well we were right about me I guess"

Wild: *jabs Legend

"basketball"

Legend: "Shut up!"

BDG: "and then we have Links Awakening where Link goes sailing and he crashes and dies in the ocean"

Legend: O_O

LITERALLY ALL OF THEM: O_O

Wild: "Im-"

Warriors: "sheesh no wonder you're so grumpy"

Legend: "that can't be right! I went on like twenty quests before I even set foot on that boat!"

Twilight: "I don't know man"

BDG: "and then instead of having an existential crisis or hanging out with pirates-"

Wind and Time: *look at eachother

BDG: "he gets really into fashion and then we have triforce heroes"

Four: "you what now?"

Legend: "Oh Hylia help me"

BDG, lovingly: "and then it's the Legend of Zelda! The first one" <3

Hyrule: "aww"

Legend: *smiles

"everybody loves Roolie"

BDG: "then the second one. This is the same Link idk some cult wants to resurrect Ganon or something"

Everyone: *slowly turns to look at Hyrule

Hyrule: *shrugs

"what!? They didn't! I stopped them! Its fiiiine"

BDG: *explains Breath of the Wild

Wild: "Umm"

Wind: "Huh....so that's how you got my shirt"

Twilight: "and Majora's Mask"

Hyrule: "and my hat"

Wild: "hehe......yeah."

BDG: "ok I'm gonna make it worse here we go"

Everyone: *groans

BDG: "easy Zelda spinoffs. Like the one where Link learns to use a crossbow for big game hunting-"

Warriors: *rolls his eyes

"of COURSE Twi was part of big game hunting"

Sky: "yeah geez Twi we know you grew up on a ranch but you're playing into this a little too hard"

Twilight: *shrugs

"I don't think being a sharpshooter is going to hurt my reputation at all."

Warriors: "point taken"

BDG: *talks about the CDI games

Time: "who?"

Legend: *puts a hand up

"upbabababa......no. I don't wanna talk about it"

Everyone: *turns to look at him

Legend: "we aren't talking about it."

Wind: "What did you-"

Legend: "I said we aren't talking about it!"

*covers his face while the footage plays

Warriors: "oh my gosh"

BDG: *tries to explain the BS games

Legend: *throws his hands up

"is this Legend slander day!?"

Wild: "well we certainly call you Vet for a reason sheesh mate"

Legend: "I'm going to die before this video ends"

Time: "THERES MORE?"

Legend: "there's ALWAYS MORE TIME!"

Twilight: "I'm gonna cry for you"

BDG: "Tingle-"

Time and Wind: *both press fast forward

Sky: "you cant-"

Time: "no"

Wind: "not today"

BDG: "Hyrule Warriors"

Everyone: "Yay!"

Twilight: "there he is"

Warriors, about to sob: "WHY AM I NOT CANON!? THE TIMELINE WOULD MAKE SENSE IF I WAS CANON!"

BDG: "Hyrule Warriors is the second most important game in the entire timeline for how it goes everything together"

Warriors: "THATS WHAT IM SAYING!"

*counts on his finger

"Midna, Medli, Sprite, Marin-"

Legend: "what now?"

Warriors: "Ruto, Wind, Skyloft. It's all there! Everyone is there! Anytime there is a weird gap in history, it's because of ME. Do I exist on some weird plain of existence to just catch the broken pieces of time!?"

Four: "strangely poetic, but yeah I guess so"

BDG: "ok back to Ocarina of Time. Remember existential crisis? He's done! What does he do? Mario Kart, Super Smash bros, Soul Caliber 2"

Everyone: *looks at Time

Time: *smirks

"I don't tell you guys everything"

Legend: "you were in soul caliber?"

Time: *nods

Legend: "d-do you need a hug?"

Time: "it's fine let's keep going"

Twilight: "I feel like we should address this, but that was me in super smash......"

Sky: "I was in Mario kart?"

Wild: "I was in both.....with Fable actually"

*smirks

Legend: "you WHAT"

Wild: *cackling

Legend: "we will have words later sir. Also rip Time"

Time: "yup. No fun for me since smash bros melee."

BDG: "but while you were doing that Ganon got resurrected so....that's on your conscience"

Time: "PLEASE I ALREADY GET NO SLEEP LEAVE ME ALOOOONE"

Twilight: "dang he really just called you out"

Four: "This timeline is terrifying"

BDG: "Sonic is also in this timeline"

Hyrule: "Aww yes! That was awesome!"

Everyone: ???

Hyrule: "what? I can have fun too"

BDG: *explains the Skyward Sword Manga and the Link before Sky

Wind: "wait who's that? Why isn't he here?"

Sky: *sighs

"First is a tricky case. He dies in the war with Demise. Sun says there was no point he could've left to join us or he would've. Maybe we will get to meet him, but he has no point in time to join us.....unless we broke him out of prison but that'd be bad."

Time: "Prison?"

Sky: "Long story."

Everyone: *tries to process the rest of the video

*collapses on the floor when it's over

Time: "I hate our life"

*mumbles of agreement*

#linked universe #Zelda Timeline chaos

[theradioghost]

thinks about how audio drama and the people who make it have given me two married lesbian new mothers doing the hard work of reaffirming their love and doing better as they work through a nightmarish and increasingly absurd election campaign, and a prickly ace guy with the worst superpowers ever and the man who loves him to the end of the world and back, and an aroace physicist and a jewish lesbian mathematician in the 50s with a profoundly complex and conflicted friendship, and a deeply anxious and repressed man working his way through his newly realized bisexuality and polyamory, and two fierce uncanny women in an old haunted house setting the kingdom under the hill ablaze with their love, and a chaotic dorky reporter who uses his job as an excuse to make his husband do star trek cosplay with him, and a dumbass bi outlaw trying to survive a cowboy murder cult long enough to work out his feelings with a reclusive and guilt-ridden sharpshooter, and a young gay man following a little too closely in his father’s footsteps down a path of dark sorcery and surreal rituals and other worlds, and Beatrice-and-Benedick-From-Much-Ado-About-Nothing-Except-They’re-Queer-Women-Who-Host-A-True-Crime-Podcast, and two men of color who crossed oceans of time to be together sitting in a cabin and building a story across countless timelines that never were because all those never-weres still matter, and a rootless nameless thief from the stars who finds himself impossibly in love with a nonbinary detective coping with forty years of trauma and depression, and two weird old men on a little British island finally getting married, and a voice on a meditation tape guiding the woman she loves to escape from a dystopian government, and a trans woman fighting to keep her spaceship’s crew together long enough to bring humanity back home to Earth, and a foulmouthed bi vet student wise beyond her years, and an Australian bar full to the brim with queer love and community and magic, and two men sitting next to one another on the hood of a car beneath the flickering lights of an Arby’s and the stranger lights above, and understanding.

#my posts #im just. grateful.

[autumnillustration]

“It’s happening again. In our lifetime, it’s happening again.”

Just some more appropriate angst for ‘The Sharpshooter and the Vet’—WWI AU of acgas 2020

#again super niche AUs are still my jam #let them rest gosh darnit #all creatures great and small #acgas 2020 #ww1 au #art #Digital Illustration #illustration #fan art #illustrators on tumblr #audrey hall #siegfried farnon #siegfried x audrey #The Sharpshooter and the Vet #the miscellanous drawings that didn't have a home in an art dump

[yourdeepestfathoms]

The Walking Dead AU

The group originally was just Aragon, Jane, Cathy, and Maria, but then Maggie, Anne, and Kitty joined, then Cleves and her dog, Bessie, and then finally Joan.

Aragon is the leader. Jane used to be a vet, so she’s the medic. Cathy is their sharpshooter, while Cleves and Anne are hunter and gatherers. Maria negotiated trade with other survivors when they come by. They others serve as protection and rotate jobs.

At the beginning, they’re holed up in an old ranger tower, but end up having to move when Joan comes along because she brings a whole herd with her.

Henry runs an excampment and is Not A Good Dude.

He wants both Bessie and Jane, since Jane is pregnant with his child (which is not good, mind you, being pregnant in a zombie apocalypse). And he just likes Bessie as a pet of sorts.

Joan is a Whisperer and immune to Walker bites. So she lives among them, since she was tested on to make a cure and is pretty untrustworthy.

She can’t smell.

Likes to wrestle with the Walkers for fun. They’re very playful with her.

She’s also strictly against killing Walkers because she believes they’re still human. Which is sort of true, because she’s seen them have some recognition to certain things. They’re also very smart.

Cleves has an attack dog named Pixie. She made him armor to protect him.

They all need a hot shower so much.

They sometimes ride horses because they’re handier than cars.

Looting is fun :) Cleves and Anne enjoy looting :)

Anne stole a sword from a museum.

Everyone freaked the fuck out when Joan got bit the first time in front of them.

#the walking dead au #six the musical #six the musical au #six headcanons #six the musical headcanons #joan on the keys #bessie on the bass #catherine of aragon #katherine howard #jane seymour #anne boleyn #anna of cleves #maggie on the guitar #maria on the drums #catherine parr

[miss-choco-chips]

Meeting the chosen ones

Choose five characters among your faves, drag them out of their universe and lock them in a room. No plot, no plan. Just let them interact together. Three pages or less. Then tag someone else. They can pick up where you left it, with the same characters, or with their own five in another locked room (in the same building, can interact with other ‘teams’)

I choose Tim Drake, Stiles Stilinski, Oikawa Tooru, Lance Mcclain and Jaskier.

The door opened, and one last man was shoved through it. The other figures in the room watched in silence as it banged closed behind him before he even reached the floor, a hard sound reverberating on the stone walls as the man’s instrument, a lute, fell by his side.

-What the-! Geralt!!!! -he called to his witcher friend. Only silence and the echo of the door’s lock sliding into place answered his pleas for help.

The man, Jaskier, got up to his knees, too used to sudden situations meaning impending death to stay on the ground. Hugging the lute to his chest, he backed into a wall, finding the relative safety of having his back protected before he allowed himself to look around the room.

Children. Those were all children. In various states of health, some pretty banged up, some looking just barely unruffled, most of them analyzing him with cold, calculating stares.

-What… where are we? Who are you?

The two closests to him, both in their later teens and with brownish hair, huddled closer. One had a strange looking… weapon? at hand. Jaskier watched it warily but since it wasn’t pointed in his direction, he didn’t slide further away. The other’s hands were empty, though his eyes cuted sharper than any knife he’d ever encountered.

-Easy, easy. We… well, we all are in the same boat, here -the one unarmed soothes, raising both hands in a calming gesture- My name is Tooru. 

Slowly uncurling from his tense, ready to pounce and fight his way out position, Jaskier does his best to throw a reassuring smile to the kid.

-I’m… I’m Jaskier. 

Tooru smiled at him, warm, though there was an undercut of danger lurking behind his calm facade.

-These are Lance, Stiles and Tim. I’m assuming you got picked off the street by someone and brought here, like us. 

As he was noding, because that was exactly what had happened, to him, he followed Tooru’s hands gesture while he introduced the others. Lance was the other closest to him, with the strange looking weapon. Stiles seemed to have a weirdly shaped iron pipe, but he was deep in conversation with the other kid, Tim, who was/

-I’m sorry, but is he chained to a wall? -he couldn’t help his shriek, forgetting about his fear at the sight of the smallest of the kids chained to the fucking wall. He was in the worst shape out of all of them, too, with a busted lip and a black eye that, from experience, Jaskier knew was an old wound.

-I’m probably the best combatant here -the kid replied, shrugging as if the situation wasn’t new for him. Maybe it wasn’t, fuck if Jaskier knew- Which means that whoever took us knew that, and took preventive measures to keep me from fighting my way out of here.

-Maybe… -he tries, because fuck this, he’s obviously the older, he should be attempting to reassure the, find a way out- if we pushed together? We could try and force the door open, and then look for a key for -he gestures at Tim’s ankle.

The one with the weapon, Lance he reminded himself, raised the thing as if to show it off.

-Tried shooting with my bayard at it. Not even a dent, and this thing packs a lot of power, so it’s likely we won’t be able to, even if we pushed together. Trust me.

-If I could free myself -mused Tim, although whether he was talking to himself or Stiles (who, in all the time Jaskier had been in the room, hadn’t stopped pacing back and forth in front of the chained kid) he didn’t knew- I could probably pick the lock.

Stiles shook his head. Well, it answered that- Been there, done that while you were having your beauty nap.

-Excuse you, I was unconscious. I was in the middle of a fight when I got sucked in here -he spatted, and damn, this one needed a nap; his tangled black hair and dark eye bags agreed with Jaskier’s thoughts-, and got knocked out just before whoever it was brought us here got to me.

Stiles shrugged, stopping in front of him and dropping to his knees, hands reaching to fiddle with the chain- Big deal. I was helping my werewolf friends fight off a rival pack, and I need to go back to them. Without me there, their collective brainpower got cut down to half, and the other half is in the precious hands of Lydia who, though a genius, doesn’t have my patience for dealing with the pack’s bullshit.

Lance sighed, resting his back against the stone wall, just at the left of the door. He, like Tim, looked banged up. There was also a shadow in his eyes, that told the story of many barely survived battles- Well, toughen up princesses, I was at war. My team needs me there, because nobody else can talk my mullet haired, brain dead leader from terrible life choices. He’s gonna get everyone killed, trying to get me back.

Jaskier could relate. He could only imagine what Geralt was doing now, after he vanished without trace from the oath they were both travelling.  Probably, knowing the brute, in the warpath, looking for Yen or Triss to help track him down.

-I was helping my friend hunt down a selkimore -he added, because at this point, this sounded more of a whine fest than anything, and he could really use a good whine.

Naturally, all eyes went to the last one. Tooru, who had been watching them all with varying degrees of horror, blinked.

-I was gonna play a volley match before morning class -he whispered. Jaskier wanted to ask what volley was but, with his luck, it was something that could offend the kid, and he looked disgruntled enough- what are you people?

-Fuck -uttered Tim, sharing a look with Stiles, who was still working on the chain.

-I feel you. I was also thinking that maybe being fighters was what we all had in common, because obviously, we aren’t from the same place -he pointed at Jaskier’s… everything- Musician down there looks like he’s from the past, and Mr War Vet -he pointed now at Lance- like he’s from the future.

-Oh I’m not a fighter -he felt compelled to correct, choosing to not dwindle into the ‘past’ and ‘future’ thing-, my friend is. I’m just tagging along, the Witcher’s faithful bard, writing songs about his adventures.

Tooru, if anything, looked even more confused.

-Iwa-chan must have hited me really hard in the head this time.

---------------------.

What would your faves do, if locked in a room together? 

Tim Drake and Stiles Stilinski would put their big, dangerous brains together and work looking for a way out. Tooru is utterly confused because he’s a regular high school student, but once he gets his bearings with him, he would help. Lance, war vet but no strategist, would provide support with his sharpshooting abilities once they are all out of the room and navigating the place together. Jaskier, who I just learned i loved yesterday and thus is the one I explored the least, would tag along, singing to keep everyone’s spirits high and mothering them when one gets inevitably hurt.

Tagging @the-quiet-carrotcake

#Tim Drake #stiles stilinski #lance mcclain #jaskier #oikawa tooru #I don't even know #I'm bored #my thing

[deathshalo]

          howdy  everyone  !!   ya’ll  know  me:  mars  ,   who  is  eighteen  ,   uses  he / they  pronouns  ,   and  lives  in  the  cst  .   and  THIS  hot  piece  of  booty  right  here  is  sir  ASLAN  YILMAZ  ,   most  known  as  mazzie  ,   and  he’s  That  Intense  Guy  Who  Knows  How  To  Shoot  A  Gun  Really  Well  And  Is  Just  Here  For  The  Good  Pay  .   there’s  more  about  this  dude  under  the  cut  !!

*    ╰          PINTEREST  .   SPOTIFY  PLAYLIST  .   GOOGLE  DOC  BIO  .

AGE:  twenty - seven GENDER:  cis  male  ,   unfortunately PRONOUNS:  he / him ORIENTATIONS:  gAY  +  greyromantic FACE CLAIM:  the  loml  ,   alperen  duymaz

*    ╰           A  LI’L  BIT  O’  BACKGROUND  .

          so  basically  ,   this  dude’s  Been  Through  It  .   his  mom  died  giving  brith  to  him  ,   so  he  never  got  to  meet  or  know  her  .   his  dad  was  a  very  good  dad  ,   but  he  got  into  some  shit  with  turkish  mafia  before  mazzie  was  born  ,   and  it  ended  up  biting  him  in  the  ass  when  he  was  killed  by  three  higher - ups   (  mazzie  was  around  ten  ,   at  that  point  )  .   he’s  killed  with  mazzie  hiding  in  the  cupboards  in  the  kitchen  ,   so  mazzie  hears  everything  ,   and  he  sees  everything  through  the  cracks  .

          mazzie’s  uncle  alfie  ,   who’s  actually  just  some  guy  from  america  who’s  an  ex - cop  and  ex - con  who  got  close  to  the  family  when  he  came  to  northeastern  turkey  ,   ended  up  taking  him  in  and  becoming  his  legal  guardian  .   uncle  alfie  shows  mazzie  how  to  shoot  a  gun  when  he  was  sixteen  so  he  could  defend  himself  ,   just  in  case  ,   and  the  kid  became  better  than  alfie  ,   nicknamed  sharpshooter  for  obvious  reasons  ,   in  no  time  at  all  .   a  few  years  go  by  of  mazzie  secretly  putting  together  information  and  forming  a  plan  ,   and  he  ends  up  killing  the  assholes  who  killed  his  dad  in  three  consecutive  nights  without  getting  caught  .  long  story  short  ,   everyone  thought  it  was  uncle  alfie  ,   and  he  ends  up  getting  shot  outside  the  airport  right  in  front  of  mazzie  .

          but  mazzie  doesn’t  freeze  ,   and  he  hightails  it  onto  his  flight  to  the  united  states  ,   where  his  uncle  alfie  helped  him  be  able  to  immigrate  to  ,   and  he  lives  in  brooklyn  for  awhile  after  that  .   he  becomes  a  gun  for  hire  after  he’s  pulled  aside  and  asked  by  some  random  stranger  if  he’ll  do  something  for  him  for  some  cash  .   yes  ,   that’s  how  it  happened  .   after  a  few  years  of  staying  mostly  in  brooklyn  and  surrounding  cities  /  towns  ,   he  branches  off  and  starts  to  travel  ,   and  here  he  is  now  in  a  group  he  never  thought  in  a  million  years  he’d  be  a  part  of  .

*    ╰           SOME  MORE  INFO  .

lmao  rt  if  everyone  you’ve  ever  loved   (  two  people  wow  )   was  killed  by  the  same  group  of  people  ,   all  by  the  time  you  were  nineteen  years  old  ,   and  you  had  to  leave  the  only  home  you’ve  ever  known  so  no  one  could  figure  out  that  you  got  away  with  three  whole  murders  that  your  uncle  took  the  fall  for  .   🤪

when  he  knows  someone  well  and  trusts  them  enough  ,   he’s  softer  around  them  .   he’s  usually  all  steely  eyes  and  mostly  expressionless  ,   but  those  he’s  warmed  up  to  get  soft  eyes  and  an  even  softer  smile  .   he’s  got  a  cold  and  ruthless  exterior  ,   but  somewhere  on  the  interior  is  a  big  heart  and  a  genuine  softness  and  gentleness  that  few  ever  get  from  him  .

when  it  comes  to  being  intimate  with  someone  ,   he  can  actually  be  pretty  shy  .   he’s  only  ever  been  intimate  with  a  few  people  before  ,   because  he  usually  doesn’t  like  to  be  touched  in  any  way   (  especially if it’s soft  /  gentle  /  etc.  )  .   he  doesn’t  like  losing  control  ,   either  —  it’s  one  of  the  things  he  fears  the  most  —  but  with  the  right  person  ,   he’s  putty  in  their  hands  .

if  someone  is  genuinely  gentle  with  him  ,   his  brain  will  short - circuit  .   it’s  the  only  thing  that  will  make  him  freeze  up  and  /  or  freak  out  every  single  time  .   the  only  gentleness  he’s  ever  gotten  was  from  his  dad  and  his  uncle  alfie  ,   and  they  were  killed  —  and  ,   uncle  alfie’s  was  his  fault  .   in  his  head  ,   if  he  lets  anyone  be  good  like  that  to  him  —  if  he  starts  caring  for  them  and  they  care  for  him  —  he’ll  just  end  up  losing  them  ,   and  probably  because  of  his  own  fault  .

his  favorite  hobbies :   reading  ,   cleaning  his  weapons  ,   frightening  the  piss  out  of  people   (  who  says  he  can’t  have  a  little  fun  ,   too ?  )  .   yes  ,   these  are  in  order  .

frightening  people  could  mean  something  like  pretending  to  be  completely  serious  about  something  that  someone  else  is  joking  about   (  and  a  lot  of  the  time  he’ll  never  tell  whether  or  not  he  was  actually  just  fucking  with  them  )  ,   or  showing  up  behind  someone  out  of  thin  air  on  purpose  .

he  speaks  fluent  turkish  ,   english  ,   and  russian  ,   and  because  of  Excellent  Recall  aka  a  fantastic  memory  i  wish  i  had  ,   he  knows  a  lot  of  a  lot  of  other  languages  ,  as  well  ,   including  but  not  limited  to  spanish  ,   german  ,   and  korean  .   he  doesn’t  tell  anyone  this  ,   of  course  ,   because  he  believes  it  doesn’t  matter  .

what  they  don’t  know  can’t  hurt  them  ,   right  ?   (;

he  doesn’t  really  like  hot  coffee  ,   because  it  makes  him  feel  sick  ,   and  he  much  prefers  tea  over  hot  OR  iced  coffee  .   he  also  is  a  fan  of  energy  drinks  ,   but  if  he  had  to  pick  between  the  three  ,   he  would  pick  tea  ,   every  single  time  .   his  favorite  tea  is  mango  green  tea  .   he  LOVES  mango  .

he  dresses  exactly  how  you  think  he’d  dress  .

when  you  join  the  group  for  the  Big  Monies  but  then  end  up  feeling  something  for  the  first  time  since  you  kept  in  touch  with  ms.  indie  jones  and  you  don’t  know  how  to  feel  about  feeling  .

would  he  betray  them  /  leave  them  if  it  meant  a  pay  raise ?   maybe  .   it’s  very  plausible  ,   let’s  be  real  —  not  just  for  the  pay  raise  ,   but  because  it’d  be  easier  to  leave  them  behind  than  to  get  too  close  to  them  only  to  have  them  ripped  from  his  grasp  by  his  ironic  nemesis :   death  .

on  god  he  is  going  to  take  in  at  least  two  or  three  stray  cats  one  day  .   he  already  feeds  strays  and  has  even  taken  some  stray  cats  and  dogs  to  the  vet  with  the  money  he’s  earned  and  takes  them  to  no - kill  shelters  .

yes  ,   he  has  the  BIGGEST  soft  spot  for  animals  .

okay  i’m  gonna  stop  there  before  my  brain  short - circuits  .   if  you  read  all  this  ,   you  get  a  high - five  from  me  !!

#heistintro #i was gonna make a graphic for this but . . . am lazy

[bnha-ask-aftertheoutbreak]

Mod: If you can’t read the chicken scratches:

Iida: Unofficial leader, lots of rules (even bedtimes)

Midoriya: Viro- vioroli - scientist

Uraraka: Smiles a lot, tough as shit

Koda: Has a dog, doctor/vet, shy

Tokage: First person I saw shoot two walkers with one shot

Kayama (?): (Flirts a lot)

Mozart: <3

Mina: Flips when you tease her with her accent

Denki: Bragging sharpshooter, (though I’m impressed with Tokage)

Old guy: Cranky

Shiozaki: Nun, pretty smart

Tetsutetsu: Told me he got gray ‘cause of “walker worries”

Kota: Tetsu’s nephew

Hado: Talks a lot

Mirko (?): I don’t think it’s her real name, they are together

Camie: Only has one hand, doesn’t seem to like people, (jumpy)

#kirishima eijirou #kaminari denki #mina ashido #midoriya izuku #iida tenya #uraraka ochako #koda koji #setsuna tokage #kayama nemuri #gran torino #ibara shiozaki #tetsutetsu tetsutetsu #kota #hado nejire #bnha mirko #camie utsushimi #bnha #my hero academia #dekusquad #bakusquad #walking dead au #walking dead #after the outbreak #ask blog #the people that Kiri knows of #maybe there are more people out there?

[empathicdesign]

@willsabigailhobbs

Will was exhausted. In between classes and the latest case, he found himself heading straight for the shooting range. Despite the fact firing weaponry didn’t normally aid in his stress relief, something about the thought of firing and releasing had ultimately appealed to him.

So now, with his duffel bag in hand, he set up his personal area with a gradual lessening of tension in his shoulders. He was presently the only person in the building. 

The door swung open then, and Will re-adjusted his glasses, frowning when he realized it was one of his younger cadets, Abigail Hobbs. She was already a rising star -- Crawford’s little darling. With exceptional grades and even more exceptional marksmanship, he couldn’t say he was surprised to see her there. Hobbs was a sharpshooter that even the most seasoned vet could admire.

“Afternoon,” he greeted, if only to be polite. Loading ammunition into the chambers of his gun, Will spared Abigail a sidelong glance as she approached. “I trust you got Jack’s offer? You’re my best student, so I recommended you for the internship.”

Will, himself, had never been overly fond of the internships, because it meant working with inexperienced students. They often tripped over themselves trying to impress him (but most notably, they tried impressing Jack), and the result was often disastrous. He had a feeling about Hobbs though. She was smart and careful in how she made her approach.

#willsabigailhobbs #002 #003 #004 #005 #rising star #v; au #//here it is finally! :) #let me know if this works!