#they are CHICKENS

[emiwrites3reads]

My school won’t let me rescue two dumped roosters because they are “wildlife”. Wtf

#like Bruh #they are CHICKENS #CHICKENS #CHICK #HENS #how is that wildlife #like. #oh oh oh #the best part #the email #they equated them to campus wildlife #like #bears and such #huh??? #And equated me #havjnf this dude #get them cause #idk about chickens #to me #giving away a bear #what

[wetchickenbreast]

where are the jobs for useless people who can't handle anything at all

#chicken scratch

[miseria-fortes-viros]

yoooo guys these wings my dad made look INSANE i can’t wait to try them tomorrow

#helenaposting #icarus #icarusposting #guys there is more to this post PLEASE check the notes i cannot handle one more chicken wing comment #<- person who did the chicken wing thing on purpose and now is regretting it

[theartofmadeline]

i promise i wouldn't blame you

#illustration #artists on tumblr #digital art #comic #dinosaur #chicken #art #artwork #drawing #webcomic #theartofmadeline #something i sketched ageeeeessss ago and never made hehe #no i dont know how to draw chickens or dinos. mind your business !! #bird #paleo art #evolution

[fattributes]

Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.

#it’s usually the chicken bouillon #also ​the best ingredient to have in your kitchen is ketchup #trust me #text

[bluestempigeons]

Beau only has two modes

#beau #(there was a chicken (who is smaller than her btw) on the other end of the bed)

[druid-for-hire]

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

#dinosaur #evolution #comic #prehistoric #animal #wildlife #paleontology #biology #poetry #comics #original #my art #archaeopteryx has no direct living descendants i know #but i wanted something aerial and the dinosaur to bird connection is classic and well known anyway #also the chicken over any other bird is very on purpose #its the mix of truth and comedy and genuineness and the fantastic in the mundane #its me asking you to see something so wonderful in something taken so un-seriously #and to love it both ways #also the jurassic park thing #where someone saw the reconstructed gait of a dino #and said. hey hang on. i know that walk. #and pulled up footage of a chicken walking #which jumpstarted the entire study into the link between dinosaurs and birds #in the end take whatever you want from it i just thought id provide some insight #i always like it when other artists do #the point is that i enjoy when people laugh at the end and when they dont #and i like it when they cry. i like it best when they both laugh and cry. eeaao intent #anyway mourn your losses but to live is to change #also hi guys i finally figured out tipping after 5 months so no more annoying ko-fi link

[soranker]

laios985

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #marcille donato #izutsumi #chilchuck tims #senshi #SURPRISE not trigun again lol #ohmygawd sorry i almost felt too lazy to tag all their names #anyways THIS ONE’S FOR YOU EMI 🫵🫵🫵 #you can prob expect more dunmeshi art in the near future BC IM SOOOO FACKING EXCITED FOR THE ANIME HELPP MEEEEE #IT JUST FEELS LIKE IT WAS MADE FOR ME LIKE STUDIO TRIGGER AND BUMP OF CHICKEN OP?????????? DUNMESHI NATION. WE WON.

[ribbonentrails]

Welcoming home His Majesty

#seriously happy that everyone enjoys His Majesty so much in the game since most ppl cant seem to appreciate Raw Chicken Cat #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #bg3 spoilers #astarion ancunin

[sillyahhchana]

Hi fnaf movie dump but it’s mostly bonnie and abby

#stupid ass rabbit i hate to admit he was so silly he stole the whole movie #also i know he’s blue but i have an attachment of drawing him ourple ok #abby on the other hand i would die for her #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's movie #five nights at freddy's #freddy fazballs #freddy fazbear #chica the chicken #bonnie the bunny #foxy the pirate #mike schmidt #abby schmidt #oh and featuring cassie and greggory🥰🥰 #fnaf sb #fnaf ruin dlc #fnaf sb cassie #fnaf sb gregory #also i have been hiding freddy fazballs tag in every fnaf post #idk if you guys notice

[suiheisen]

studio trigger understood the assignment. i would let her wreck me.

#i'm sorry but unnnnffffffffffff. Hot. my humongous chicken-lizard wife <33333333 #she's so majestic.... #like. i get it shuro and marcille. #also that is my favourite page of the manga #watch as tumblr tags this mature content for chimera boobs. i'm always getting kinkshamed on this site... #anyway. this too is yuri. climbing her like a tree. #this episode coming out on lesbian visibility week... the universe knows what i need #falin touden #marcille donato #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #anime #manga #spoilers #dungeon meshi spoilers #blood tw #long post #lesbian #dunmeshi spoilers

[spaceforraquet]

— Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life.

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddy's fanart #fnaf fanart #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's movie #freddy fazbear #bonnie the bunny #chica the chicken #mike schmidt #michael afton #springtrap #foxy the pirate #fanart #my art #art #artist on tumblr

[wetchickenbreast]

life tip: you can listen to a song on loop

#having a normal one today #chicken scratch

[stormcallart]

WWDITS / BG3 crossover

#astarion #astarion bg3 #bg3 #wwdits #meme #baldurs gate 3 #why would the goblins have a wooden traffic cone? #for fun #maybe for the chicken run game they have #idk

[dinosaurnews]

Sorry, PETA, I would 100% eat a T-Rex.

#dinosaurs #dinosaur #paleontology #clever girl #birds are dinosaurs #non-avian dinosaurs #avian dinosaurs #tastes like chicken

[baradragon]

i think you people put too much pressure on what is or isnt a date like a date is literally just being together with the person you want to be with

#'is a movie and dinner a good date' dude me and my bf could sit in a publix parking lot eating chicken strips and it would be romantic