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corpusdiem-seizethedead · 27 days

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Angel: Stop it, Husk, you are ruining my reputation.

Husk: Then get out of my lap.

Angel : no.

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watchyourbuck · 28 days

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#I literally couldn’t help it im sorry #it’s just that they’re both being public menaces all the time wjdjdjdjsjsj #buddie #911 fox #911 #911 tv show #eddie diaz #evan buckley #evan buck buckley #buck x eddie #911 abc #buck and eddie #911 season 7 #911 on abc #911 s7 #911 show #ryan guzman #oliver stark

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incorrect-all-for-the-game · 2 months

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Neil: Top 30 reasons why Neil Josten is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!

Kevin: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOU RIGHT NOW.

#after Neil gets put on press duty and absolutely bashes the other team #I know they’re both menaces but Kevin knows how to hold his tongue #aftg #all for the game #incorrect aftg #aftg incorrect quotes #neil josten #kevin day

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undertheredhood · 7 months

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in reference to this post, i also fully without a doubt believe that at some point jason and stephanie have hacked into the justice league database (and the titans and young justice databases) just because they wanted to know if they could actually succeed in doing it and also for the bragging rights.

(also before anyone gets the wrong idea, i don’t ship these two at all, i just think they’d be a good duo)

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foxgonyoom · 1 year

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I’ve seen posts about how MK should get to go apeshit, and I’ve made my own about how Nezha should get to go apeshit, but consider:

MK and Nezha BOTH going apeshit

At the SAME TIME

#lego monkie kid #lmk #nezha #MK #lmk nezha #lmk MK #lego monkie kid nezha #lego monkie kid MK #They’ve had enough of the universe’s bullshit and they are going to make it everyone’s problem #Whoever they’re fighting that finally makes em snap better freaking pray #Cause these two would absolutely be an unstoppable duo #It’s like that one LMK post said #“They sidelined me because they knew we would be too strong as brothers”#(I can’t remember what it said specifically but that was the general gist)#This train of thought is also what got me to realize they would be a pretty menacing villain duo if they were evil #But yeah they BOTH need to go apeshit give us that team up LMK writers PLEASE

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sirwow · 7 months

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Yaknow when I was first writing Wraiths Call I told myself i wouldn’t make it as angsty as Forgotten Keys and while it still isn’t (that’s a high bar) it’s definitely gotten more into the intense zone sob..

Louie has become my new sad wet cat that gets better eventually even if it takes a few near death experiences. He can go to the corner with FK Cain

#SirWow ramble #They’re both quite menaces who are very hangry #only one is being literal when he says god tried to kill him

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sandsofdteam-moved · 2 years

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btw one day the Tom Simons vlog “I Met Dream in Real Life” is going to drop and we’re going to see Tommy and Dream tease each other irl for the first time

#like Tommy and Dream existing in the same space makes me so excited #tommy has so much reverence for Dream he’s going to put his all into editing #likewise Dream adores tommy like he’s his little brother and will make sure he gets the best content #ohhhh it’s going to be so fun they’re going to do some insane shit together bc they’re both menaces #plus it’s going to be tommy+dteam content which we are painfully starved of #it’s going to be that one meme with a bunch of kids on a leash except there is no one holding the leashes just 4 menaces #:( I’m so excited can the visa office process faster thanks

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shorthaltsjester · 1 year

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every sam and laura pc duo has idiot bestie energy when they rp together and i think that’s beautiful

#sam and laura both bein the most likely to make the rest of the ppl at the table regret knowing them. fantastic . hilarious.#the fact that no one hates them more than each other when they make the same type of jokes? Fantastic #laura laughing at innuendos and sam calling her a child and deep sighing #sam being a menace and awaken lauras mom voice even before she actually was one #they’re truly the epitome of a comedic duo and it resonates in all their character interactions it’s just very fun #laura & sam #fcg & imogen #scanlan & vex #tary & vex #jester & veth #cr2 #cr3 #cr1 #critical role

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corpusdiem-seizethedead · 7 months

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Race: My biggest talent is being stress!

Mush: Don’t you mean stressed?

Race: No

Davey, Jack, and Spot: *tired* No.

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swordmaid · 6 months

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for me… FOR ME..!!! and for shri’iia specifically the lock in for astarion’s romance is his graveyard scene in act 3.

i think it is too quick for shri’iia to be moving on to another relationship considering her previous one was with her mistress who essentially groomed and isolated her for like … more than hundred years. learning to chase her own desires and not moulding herself to what anyone wants her to be is something so new to her…!!! and something that she’s still learning how to be comfortable with….

and what I like abt romancing astarion with her is that I usually go for the dialogue path in his act 2 confession scene where you can ask him:

- what do YOU want to do?

and he goes like honestly idk what we’re doing but /this/ is nice. it just feels like two people exploring the option to love for the first time and taking things in their own pace rather than jumping straight into the relationship. they’re going at a snails pace… they don’t know what they’re doing but they like this feeling and the vibe and they want to more of it but they’re not ready to commit to anything yet and it’s fine for them …!! and they’re only committing by the end in the graveyard scene where significant time has passed and they’ve learnt a little more about themselves and they’re both more confident about their own desires and also how they want to be loved.

like it is so fitting I think… and sweet… not to mention astarion being a high elf & a vampire and shri’iia being a drow, they have all the time of the world for themselves so I def think they would want to take their time. except if shri’iia turns into a mindflayer or drider by the end then that plan is out the window lol

#now I’m thinking who else I can romance with her .. maybe lae’zel ??#since the thing with her is that she doesn’t get vulnerable in act 1 so the scenes where the romances #are kind of heart to hearts like shadowheart’s or karlach’s (😭😭😭) is out of the question since it doesn’t fit her …#like she’d rather sleep with someone first than actually get to know them 😭 hence astarion and lae’zel …#gale and wyll… I am hmmm about it on one hand her approval with wyll in act 1 is not even high enough 😭😭#and I don’t think she can be sweet enough to chase after him in the party .. she was kind of like ok fine whatever when he said he’s not in #the mood … gale I think can be a contender .. I actually don’t know how his route goes so I’m not sure abt that …#but the thing is … she gets vulnerable LATER ..!! and why astarion’s romance work for her is i hc after their act 2 scene #they’re just in a situationship rather than actual relationship … like they’re dating (yes!) but also dating (hmmmm)#and it’s only in his last scene where they both lock in bc I think that’s enough time for her to process her OWN trauma and also for her #own character development … like she has to learn how to trust (ack!!!!) which is the thing that you don’t do when you’re raised in lolth’s #cult …. and her mistress manipulated her trust too so it’s even more nerve wracking for her bc she doesn’t want someone to have that power #over her again .. but now she has to learn how to give it away freely … without being scared … bites my hand …!!!!#and astarion graveyard scene where he wants to live again vs shri’iia learning how to trust again and trying to live without the fear of #someone betraying you and using you and the paranoia that comes with it … urck urgh goughhhhhh critical hit …#also I have a hc that she actually is quite good at making poisons since her mother sold alchemy herbs and components #and she gives him poison as a courting gift lol .. also like a way to protect him 🤭 but she won’t admit that … she’s like if you want it #take it if you don’t idc 🤷‍♀️ (she does..) i hc that she gets flustered at sincerity actually #their relationship for me is like they’re both two little shits and a general menace to society (both charlatans)#but if they had to hold hands she’d get too flustered too and he’s like honestly what are you a child? (smug face making fun of her)#I have this little comic idea for them when they held hands for the first time and she’s like ouggghhh 😳😮‍💨 flustered and sweating and he’s #like hihi 🤭😎 but then their hands starts to get sweaty and then he’s like ew that’s disgusting and she’s like ok if u hate it let go then #and he’s like no YOU let go 🙄 but they don’t let go now they have to suffer through the sweaty hand holding alas such is fate …

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lustbile · 2 years

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I love that you include natal chart analysis in your hard thought answers.

How are Seonghwa & Yunho both different in bed?

They're both Aries but they have very different energy.

So I'm assuming what they desire in the bedroom would be very different too.

Yunho gives me pure dom vibes while Seonghwa gives me switch leaning dom vibes.

I feel like seonghwa works more with his head, while yunho works more with his body… if that makes sense.

like seonghwa having an Aries mars, that’s a very excitable sign and I feel like he’d be more into playing mind games. so even if he is in a more submissive role, he’s more of a power bottom where he’s still finding ways to tease in any way possible.

but yunho, with his scorpio mars and taurus venus, I feel like he’s more elusive. maybe he’s not super super verbal, and he’s more interested in using his strength to do what he wants.

#but at the end of the day they’re both menaces to society #ateez smut #seonghwa smut #yunho smut #ask

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tennessoui · 2 years

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Wow both of them swinging violently between leave! Me! Alone! and oh? You’re only paying 99% of your attention to me? Curious. Guess I’ll perish. Is sooo funny

obi-wan and anakin: I cannot stand the sight of this man no matter the age. He represents the worst moments of my life >:(

also obi-wan and anakin: wait if your life moves on without me as the focal point I am going to throw an actual fit and then kill everyone in this room and then myself >:,(

#asks #the senator menace au #both Anakin and obi-wan are very catlike in this au #one second they want tummy scratches and then the next second they’re clawing at the hand that scritchies them

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aheathen-conceivably · 8 months

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Genuinely surprised that Zelda and Antoine only have one kid considering how horny they are for each other. Both in the modern au and canon.

Nonny, I am absolutely dead at this ask. Dead I tell you. But like, have you seen them? Really…

Regarding bebes though, I think that in canon especially Zelda is very hesitant about having more children, so she would be incredibly careful about this (because the 1960s didn’t totally invent the ability to prevent pregnancy). It’s not that she isn’t open to the idea, just that Violette’s early years were particularly hard on her and she’s wiser to their situation now.

But we’ve got two universes of possibilities now so never say never my friend 👀

#also you’re telling me #every time I turn around in the AU and I mean every single time #Zelda is serenading Antoine or he’s playing the guitar for her #then I’m getting WW pop ups cause they’re both constantly flirty from singing to one another #it is an adorable menace #but again I ask #can…can you blame them? 👀#Nonny reacts #GIF warning

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thehopefulwonderlandcollector · 1 month

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menaceanon · 10 months

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So, there is this scene I have been dreading writing.

It’s for the reverse big bang fic, see, and this is the scene based on the art that inspired the whole thing. The problem is that my partner just crushed it with the artwork—it’s beautiful and intense, and I knew I had to match that with the writing, but I genuinely was not sure I’d be able to.

Obviously I knew the basic elements the scene would contain, but I had absolutely no clue how to actually execute the damn thing. Well. Okay, I knew that I would need to dip the scene into a genre I have literally never written, but that only made it more intimidating, not less.

But! I think that I finally figured it out. Not all of it, but the skeleton of the scene exists, and there’s even a bit of meat on the bones. I no longer feel like I’m just going to collide with it and bounce off.

So… three cheers for trying new things and growing as a writer I guess?

#yes I’m still working on my rbb #I has to get an extension bc things have been… a lot #had*#first major surgery then a friend passing away…#and so the words just got stuck for a bit #but they’re coming to me now #almost joyfully #it feels good #and the fic will be released in early august #and I’m both terrified and very excited to share it #it’s very dark #very personal in some ways I didn’t originally intend #completely different from Chiaroscuro also #but I think and hope that folks are going to like it #real talk with menace #ofmd

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oversizedbats · 2 years

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Nessian, as a couple, are such casual menaces and the best example I have of this in canon is the solstice chapter in ACOSF where Nesta is telling Lucien how they’re learning how to disembowel a male and Cassian comes back with her tea and goes “she’s so good at it!”

#nessian #not that I needed a canon example for something I just know to be true in my heart but hey it’s there so I’ll use it #they would just say the most vulgar or shocking things so casually #I was talking to Gigi about this today lmao #but like imagine how casually Nesta would tell Emerie and Gwyn about how she destroyed his junk during one of their first few interactions #and cassian would bring up Nesta stabbing a man in the dick during the blood rite in casual conversation #because he is proud of her and also #because they are MENACES!!!!!#both of them individually but elevated now that they’re together

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