#this was a normal edit that i made.

[stone-stars]

so. blame @operationslipperypuppet for this one it's entirely their fault. turns out if you pose the question "what if prodigal sister was behind cobb's last stand" you discover that the answer is "it feels like even more of a goodbye."

Transcript:

[The audio of Cobb's last stand, but Kingshammer has been replaced with The Prodigal Sister.] Murph: And Hardwon, behind you, you hear a familiar voice. Ol' Cobb: Hey! Hey Hardwon! I don't know if you can hear me. Murph: You see the spirit of a lanky old crick elf, long white hair, eye patch, blunderbuss at his side. He shakes you as he speaks to you and-- it occurs to you right away that he's not talking to you right now. This is a-- a-- it feels like a recording, or a memory. And you realize that-- you didn't comprehend it at the time, but this was your last conversation with Cobb. He was speaking to you while you were knocked out. And it begins flooding back to you. Cobb: Gruumsh's guys saw me run up here. I'm-- I'm gonna take 'em a--as far as my old legs can run. But you-- you gotta stay here, alright? Hardwon: Cobb. Cobb, come on. No. Murph: He keeps talking through you-- Cobb: Now don't go blaming yourself. I know you're gonna blame yourself. But-- Hardwon: Oh, fuck. Cobb: I ain't doing you a favor, alright? Hardwon: Aw, Cobb-- Cobb: You're doing me one. Hardwon: Let me die, Cobb! Cobb: Let this old man leave the world knowing that the kids are gonna be alright. Hardwon: No! The world's better with you in it than me! Cobb! What are you doing? Cobb: Look after Moonshine and Bev for me, yeah? Murph: You see he begins to walk, ahead of the other spirits, and turns back. Cobb: Or better yet, you tell Moonshine and Bev to look after you, dumbass! [Laughs] Jake: Hardwon laughs and sobs. Cobb: Keep it light! Murph: You see Cobb charges into battle, a ghostly reflection of his last stand. Cobb, as The Prodigal Sister fades out: Here's hopin' me an’ you get to find our way back to the crick, huh Moonshine?

#naddpod #ba2mia #ol cobb #the second cobb clip at the end is from ep 86 #this was a normal edit that i made. #i feel normal abt it #(lying) #naddclips

[inkskinned]

fucking hate it when the stuff everybody says "actually works" does actually work.

hate exercising and realizing i've let go of a lot of anxiety and anger because i've overturned my fight-or-flight response.

hate eating right and eating enough and eating 3 times a day and realizing i'm less anxious and i have more energy

hate journaling in my stupid notebook with my stupid bic ballpoint and realizing that i've actually started healing about something once i'm able to externalize it

hate forgiving myself hate complimenting myself more often hate treating myself with kindness hate taking a gratitude inventory hate having patience hate talking to myself gently

hate turning my little face up to the sun and taking deep breaths and looking at nature and grounding myself and realizing that i feel less burdened and more hopeful, more actually-here, that i am able to see the good sides of myself more clearly, that i am able to see not only how far i have to grow - but also how much growth i have already done & how much of my life i truly fill with light and laughter and love

horrible horrible horrible. hate it but i'm gonna do it tho

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

#DPxDC #dcxdp #Danny makes a card game to save the world. #Technically he worded the ritual so that they had to ‘beat’ him as those are the most powerful barriers and most reliable. #keys can just get lost or stolen (like the one to Pariah’s Coffin) #A riddle would be useless once someone figured out the answer. Like how no one takes the sphynx seriously anymore. #(Sorry Tuck. But it’s true). #And there is NO WAY Danny is just leaving a hole open for anyone to pass through. No thank you! #So…beating him. But it’s not like Danny wanted to fight so…he edited the ritual a TINY bit. Card games are good. Much less painful too. #Danny Tucker and Sam made the most complicated card game they could imagine. #It’s based on their strategies for fighting ghosts. Capturing them in thermoses. And MUCH based on a on field battle strategy. #It often requires spontaneous thinking on the spot. So Danny? In his ELEMNT. It doubles as practice for his actual ghost battles too. #They had SO much fun making this. #Sam added an entire series of plant cards that act as traps and healing ointments and duds that just take up the field. #Tucker added legitimate hyroglyphics combined with Latin as well as English and ghost speak. #Yes. You actually have to speak that language to play. With proper pronunciation. (Amity Parker’s think the three are talking gibberish.) #I headcanon Sam and Tucker are fluent in Ghost. #Constantine WILL figure this game out SO HELP HIM! #Some of the cards also have combinations related to constellations either in name or placement on the board. #By the way the board is based on a Hexagonal summoning circle with Rhunes along the edges #And the placement of the cards on the board and on what rhune MATTERS. #Also the cards move disintegrate and have certain abilities. Think of Harry Potter Wizard Chess. #But they are normal when Danny plays at school. This is just for ✨effect✨ Against invaders. #Danny faces multiple opponents. He also halts alien invasions. #While Danny COULD stop crime on earth he’s not sure how to fight a normal human and hold back so he sticks to ghosts. #The Justice league are going crazy trying to figure out who this entity is and after deep research are convinced this is some sort of #Ancient being who has protected earth for millenia. They have paintings on ruins and everything. #Danny is not aware they think this. #Raven starts praying to Danny as if he is a god and wrangles the other Teen Titans into doing so as well. Danny is still unaware of this. #Danny is not a King or an ancient. Just a very VERY strong ghost.

[houseswife]

practically emanating

#the original video is from bra1ncryst4ls #idk just something about the fact that EVERYBODY CAN SEE IT. and it goes both ways… #what if we were both the losing dog. what then. #house md #greg house #gregory house #hilson #james wilson #hatecrimes md #house/wilson #edit: girl help I was sloshed when I made this. why did I leave in my entire phone screen. also the commenter used the word basically and #my dumbass could not read apparently. erm. just a disclaimer IM NOT ACTUALLY THIS STUPID NORMALLY WHEN COMPOSING POSTS 💀💀 I think.

[blackkatdraws2]

Baby I'm Home [Blank Scripts AU]

[Song: Baby I'm Home - ODETARI (feat. Kanii & 9lives)]

#tsp blank scripts au #i made the storyboard last month #then i spedran everything else after that in three days lmao #I'm in a hurry okay I have other things to animate #but I had loads of fun making this one #especially when editing it #you can probably tell from the ungodly amount of transitioning in there #i literally had a headache in the middle of editing this because i had to watch it over and over again and the FLASH #the FLASH kept BLINDING me #Stanley is such a loser in this AU #wowowow he likes drugs and hookers oh em gee i wonder why #what has caused this normal man to spiral into degeneracy? #oohhh ooohhh (I'm trying to make you interested are you interested yet) #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tspud #tsp #tsp au #the stanley parable animation #tsp animation #tsp narrator #narrator tsp #stanley tsp #tsp stanley #stanley x narrator #narrator x stanley #stanarator #stannarator #stanarrator #stannarrator

[watchingyoufromthestars]

guys look at this wild ass authors note from a fic I follow that hasn’t updated in forever. AO3 authors are something else

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads spoilers #dndads s2 #dndads season 2 #normal oak swallows garcia #normal oak #haven’t made edits in a while this was fun to do again #I wanted to add the comments section at the bottom that just says “dude wtf“ but there’s too much space between and I’d #have to pull more fonts

[cool-person-yey]

loveee when ppl portray Jon as an extension of The Eye. love when there isn't even a door anymore, he's now just sailing that beautiful sea of knowledge. love when he can't discern which thoughts are his and wich are information inserted into his brain. love when he doesn't even need to ask the questions and the answers are already popping into his mind.

#having a normal one #jonathan sims #the magnus archives #tma #edited cuz of a dumb typo i made

[milfweirdal]

he's really happy / he's thrilled to be alive / his name is al yankovic in 1985 🎵

#go white boy go #i know im normally a post lasik al kinda guy but im currently in my 80s al era #been a while since i made an edit because ive been ridiculously busy #but i heard this song for the first time recently and this idea sprung into my head IMMEDIATELY #weird al #weird al yankovic #bo burnham #1985 #op #video #weird al fancam

[rushinintolove]

I heard life was a windin' road, there's no hounds or child around, but the Devil follows where I go.

#good omens #goodomensedit #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #myedits #crazy how well these lines fit them #the lights and rain line????? asjkdlsdsldl !!!!!!!!!!!! #also this gifset was sooooo much fun to make #normally ive made editing-heavy gifs in after effects but this one ive done entirely in photoshop #so playing around with ps more than i have before was soooo much fun #fifth gif is giving bird_questionmark_we_just_dont_know.gif lmaooo

[seagull-scribbles]

“Ain’t turtles supposed to be endangered?”

“Only the ones who can’t do this!”

#TMNT 2012 #raphael hamato #casey jones 2012 #is your bestie really your bestie if the first time you laid eyes on them it wasn’t immediately on sight #rasey #it’s not ship art but also I want it in my rasey tag so #I am having so much fun drawing in the canon style I am but god did I need to do something in my own style again #it’s like when you get made to wear a fitted dress and everyone tells you you look nice and it’s perfect #but you feel self conscious and constricted and it’s not something you’d ever wear #I love learning from studying the different styles but I also miss just editing the designs and going off model #altering the brushes and colours to suit a vibe #this is messy gritty wrong and imperfect but that’s what made it fun and easy and I’m so happy with this you can all bite me #also this is the return of flat ass Casey #Lou jitsu’s moral enemy and opposite lmao #I am so normal about Raph and Casey honest #I don’t constantly think about the way he slams Jones on the car bonnet #just a normal short chunky dude with his lanky toll bestie that happens to have the worlds flattest ass

[moodlesmain]

Hi. Look at this.

I just spent two days straight making a digital conspiracy board trying to piece together my favourite genre that isn't really a genre and more just a very particular niche which doesn't really have a name.

If you want to look I reccomend downloading and zooming in on the image to read everything LMAO, I want to try and convert it to a page on my neocities at some point so its easier to view but for now you guys just get a big ol' jpeg. You're welcome :)

#THIS IS ALL ABOUT ME TRYING TO LIKE BREAK DOWN A SUB-GENRE I'VE NOTICED like thats the main thing i'm trying to do here #its so broad but also so specific and trying to explain it is hard #so i made this #welcome to my twisted mind etc #just realised i forgot to include Long Exposure :( #i'm actually posting this a day later cause it was like 4am when i finished this #gravity falls #psychonauts #coraline #paranorman #sequel post to my one from a few days ago which got way more notes than i expected asedrjthgdrf??? #this is a wip also i still wanna edit things and add things later #need to improve my silly lil' sticker labelling system #mystery kids #should i tag a few more of the things i included? at least the bigger things???? uhh #i'll tag #scooby doo #at the very least since i dedicated a whole corner to them #fandom conspiracy board #is that a thing is this a thing people normally do #idk #it's satisfying though i like it #enrichment for me :)

[d0cshartens]

no one’s doing it like him he’s truly in a league of his own

#mcr #my chemical romance #gerard way #my chem #genuinely obsessed with his tour fits #babygirl u get fashion in a way that doesn’t make sense but i enjoy deeply #mcr tour #mine #ok listen i accidentally may have used the edit i made for a friend in the first post MY BAD it’s the normal pic now

[cozystars]

Stay on, Falin. ( an extended, and frankly superior, version to an earlier edit/amv! enjoy )

#cosmo creates #edits #dungeon meshi #farcille #i knowww this shit isnt gonna pop off but im glad i made it still #flashing #eye strain #volume warning #i think abt these two. a normal amount. #songs hummingbird by metro boomin & james blake #i shouldve fixed the credit at the end =_= #OH WELL #i find it funny that like. i cant really stand miles and gwen together. BUT. THIS SONG? YEAH NO GO GO GO #so fucking good. #dungeon meshi spoilers #whoop

[thefrogdalorian]

din djarin + hands

#din djarin #din djarin edit #the mandalorian #mando #mandalorian edit #my edits #* #pedro pascal #look they made the first shot of the entire show his hands and you expected me to then feel NORMAL about them??? absolutely not #i want to hold his hand ;-; #mando edit #din djarin brainrot #din edits

[skitskatdacat63]

I don't know what compelled me to make this but now it exists

#i was thinking about his celebrations ig #and like the bunny ear one specifically. im like is this not just caramelldansen? #so i made uh this #wish the clips were longer it would havemade this a lot easier #so sorry if its not the most smooth but i still like it haha #the kind of video editing project that makes me shriek w laughter to edit(like the vegas waltz one) so im pretty pleased #but now im gonna have caramelldansen stuck in my head for 48 hrs #but who doesnt have that song stuck in their head on a loop eternally #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #we do a little bit of f1 #normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion

[stone-stars]

i am simply having a lot of feelings about beverly choosing to be a hero because moonshine answered when he reached out and was in need

Transcript:

[Unknown Tome plays in the background.] Bev Sr.: [yelling] I'll tell ya what to do, Bev. Ya turn around, and ya face Thiala. The one who took our home from us. Pick a side, Beverly. Beverly: [softly] … Yes sir. Murph: Um, he holds his hand out to you. Caldwell: I start walking. Uh, and as I'm walking I-- I try to reach out to the spores. I try to reach out to the amulet. I just try to reach out to anything that isn't this. That isn't this duty. That I've always felt deep down. Murph: Moonshine, you feel Beverly in this moment. [Moonshine gasps] Just-- it's faint, it's far away. Beverly: [voice breaking] I don't want to go. I don't wanna go, but I have to. It's my duty. I have to do this! Moonshine: Okay, youngin, I want you to know, I will love you whatever you choose to do. But, here's my two cents. [Unknown Tome fades out.] Moonshine: A child has a duty to his father. [The Blows of a Friend, And Not a Foe plays] Bev Sr: Thanks, Bev. I always-- I knew I could make the deal ‘cause I-- I knew you’d stop me. Moonshine: But a hero has a duty to the world. [Fabric of Fate plays] Melora: Beverly? Beverly: Yes? Melora: I wish you could grow up in a normal world, but the Gods have not blessed you with a normal life. You are afflicted with duty, things thrust upon you far beyond your years. The world should have protected you, but you have been asked to protect it. What an honor, what an injustice. Moonshine: Now, I’ve got my opinion of which you are. [The Writing on the Wall plays] Murph: And you begin to make out what they’re saying. They’re all saying different versions of the same thing. You hear old people, young people, children: Different voices, in prayer: Please, please let my family be safe. I don’t want to die. Give them strength. God bless our Titans in our hour of need. Protect us, Titans! Murph: You realize that these are prayers about you, or to you, by people around Bahumia. You see that the glowing script on the walls begins to make sense to you. The writing is constantly changing to match the words of these prayers depending on what language they’re speaking. And all signs point to this being the way to the Court of Gods. It would make sense that Gods would hear the pleas of their people as they went in to decide their fate. And here you, having a piece of this divine heart, are able to hear the people around Bahumia and their faith in you. [The Bahumia Theme replaces The Writing on the Wall] Moonshine: But it’s time for you to decide. Beverly: [tearful] Where would I be without the wisdom of the crick. [Moonshine gasps. They both laugh softly.] Moonshine: [also tearful] Where would I be without Pelor's light? Beverly: Deeper in hell than we already are, that's for sure. Moonshine: That's for sure. Caldwell: I nod to myself. I stop walking. [The Writing on the Wall returns] Caldwell: Can we write back? Murph: What do you write on the wall? Beverly: We are here. We are here for you. Murph: You feel an overwhelming sense of relief. What you have just done is essentially somebody praying to god, and god coming back and being like "I’m- I’m here." You hear the whispers come back in your head: Different voices: Oh, thank the gods. Thank you, Titans. Thank you! Protect us. We have faith in you!

#naddpod #'han are you being normal' NO #also i'm guessing on selfless being the heart of the world theme #it's that pure gold or fabric of fate #but selfless seemed like it made the most sense #naddclips #edit: i think it's actually fabric of fate so i changed it #weavings