#toileted

[filiseverus]

The Barbie movie reminded me about how when I was little my parents were upset that I kept making my Barbie dolls kiss, so they bought me a Ken doll. The next day they found me having a funeral for poor Ken in the garden, he had died of tuberculosis. All the Barbies were in attendance and I buried him under our rose bush. The Barbies were too poor to afford a headstone (it was 1875) so I didn’t mark where the grave was and I never could find him again. He’s probably still there.

#barbie movie #barbie #feminism #ken #ken doll #i’m just ken #my writing #true story #ryan gosling #barbie dolls #greta gerwig #margot robbie #oppenheimer #barbenheimer #if you ever find a Ken doll wrapped in toilet paper that’s mine sorry

[mo-mode]

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

#EVEN BETTER if Mr D tries to keep his cover by actually treating him like a son #Clarisse doesn’t mess with him cuz after the toilet fiasco Mr D is like “I will feed you to my cult young lady!! good job Peter :) #Percy is like “hey dad why can I control water “and Mr D is like …ever heard of that guy that turned it to wine?? #Mr D: PLEASE just help me I can’t keep it a secret for much longer Mr. Brunner: you told him his brother was JESUS??? #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson the lightning thief #dionysus #Mr D

[animentality]

#twitter #gmod #youtube poops #skibidi toilet

[mildmayfoxe]

genuinely wish i could

#photo record #went on a walk to get liquor & ice cream & toilet paper #baby’s big post

[pangur-and-grim]

he saw his reflection for the first time

#belphegor #(I have the mirror in front of the toilet bc of my fucked leg) #(easier to do skincare while sitting down on something)

[prokopetz]

Environmental storytelling toilet skeleton with the obligatory ominous personal journal lying on the floor beside it, except the journal entries continue beyond the writer's death, with periodic updates describing events occurring in and around the abandoned restroom where the skeleton is located and offering wry observational humour about the process of decomposition, all in the same highly distinctive authorial tone as the entries from life. Following several large time skips owing to nothing interesting happening during the omitted spans, the final entry ends with a notably uncomplimentary description of the player character entering the restroom.

#concepts #gaming #video games #tropes #environmental storytelling #environmental storytelling toilet skeleton #death mention

[laikabu]

#dungeon meshi spoilers #falin touden #thistle dungeon meshi #soooo not normal about this #dungeon meshi #she shit the mother toilet

[viktheviking1]

The reason why Go Piss Girl isn't an option, is because I had genuinely never heard of it until all of y'all let me know.

Reblog for more people to give their answers!

#funny stuff #funny memes #puns #bad puns #pun #terrible puns #dad jokes #bad jokes #toilet #toilet joke #funny #funny post #funny polls #funny content #tumblr polls #my polls #polls #dumb jokes

[goodoldfisticuffs]

Just learned about "Pittsburgh toilets" and this one result is killing me

#pittsburgh toilet

[snippit-crickit]

ive been thinking about them, accept more of my antrophomorphic EN57 also known as Toilet train

train Armadillo and Toilet meeting for the first time

(nobody believes him)

#oc #EN57 #Toilet #train armadillo #train driver #doodles #heavypaint #colorkeys

[irn-bru]

my genuine reaction watching batman beat the ever loving fuck out of Jason in under the red hood when the only other batfam media I know is wayne family adventures

#im aware wfa is fanmade but like. i had severe delusions of bruce's ability as a dad #he threw him face first against all four walls and then the TOILET. die you bitch!!! #lego batman wouldnt have done this #im trying to get into more dc especially batman/batfam. im not really into comics and i prefer animation #but if anyone wants to send some recs my way id really appreciate it. especially some where bruce is nice!! #jason todd #red hood #batman #under the red hood #dc #beth.txt

[tomwambsgays]

might as well flirt with the other guy across the room if you're about to die in a few hours

#chainshipping #saw #adam stanheight #lawrence gordon #saw fanart #comics #my art #it's getting serious bc im seeing them in memes now #so expect more unserious art of these two (hopefully) #do you realize the hand you put in the toilet was your smoking hand AND the hand you used to pick your ear?

[teaboot]

Okay so I ecently used the men's room as an openly transmasc person for the first time

The line for the stalls was crazy long and not moving so I asked what was up- buddy next to me was like "someone's doing drugs in the back stall"

So I went (security guard mode) "?? Has someone checked on him? Is he concious and responsive??" Getting ready to bust in, right?

And the guy asked if I was a cop

So yeah I didn't get gender policed but I did get police gendered

#Less tense after I explained #Assigned Cop at Toilet #Bright side though nobody cared that I left my dick in my other pants

[justcatposts]

She likes watching the swirly toilet water, not even hiding the flusher can stop her

(Source)

#cat #cats #cats of tumblr #aww #cute #lol #funny #wholesome #black cat #toilet water #cute cats #justcatposts #caturday #cat lovers #video

[jetsi]

Most fucked up chocolate i have ever seen

[terriblerealestateagentphotos]

For emergency evacuations please use the stairs.

#real estate #photography #realty #property #estate agents #interiors #interior design #real estate agents #terrible toilets