#wash up

[zegalba]

Ana Mendieta: Washup (1976)

#Ana Mendieta #wash up #ocean #bird #waves #water #art #performance art #body #photography #1976

[huariqueje]

Pink Plate  - Patty Weise

American , b. 1940s -

Gouache on paper, 11 x 14 in.

#Patty Weise #american artist #dish drainer #kitchen scene #wash up

[wooteena]

'token straight' doesnt even exist in 2024. its gotten so queered up that theyre theyre all atleast a fifth of a faggot now

#tags bc this ones funny im funny guys. <washed up comic voice #f slur #for bl #tommyinnit #mcyt #dsmp

[confettisharkparfait]

gem makes a math equation to = etho, and joel is not having it

#this trio is hilarious #they're all just ethogirls (including etho ofc) #hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft charity livestream day #hermitcraft charity live stream #geminitay #etho #hermitcraft etho #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #minecraft #mcyt #hermits charity live 2024 #it IS canada + joel + washed up + redstone = etho

[otselotus]

Knight Gem season 10??? Tw: blood a bit

#hermitcraft #mcyt #hermitcraftfanart #geminitay #geminitay fanart #geminitay hermitcraft #guess who resembles the dragon #washed up dragon #tw: blood #tw: dead animal #? #tw: dead dragon #don't worry hes okay just resting for a bit #hermitcraft season 10 fanart before season 10

[inkskinned]

love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.

love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.

love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.

love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.

maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.

recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.

#writeblr #warm up #ps edited so it is more clear where “half” of men is coming from: #15% literally don't even touch water #an ADDITIONAL 35% ''wash'' by just running their hands under water WITHOUT SOAP #15+35 =50% #like that is not washing ur hands. go back and use soap #btw the numbers for women are 4% never washing and 15% ''just water'' #which is still gross but like. sooo much better yikes #ps i know we're all gay on this site but watching ppl ''correct'' my math on this has been wild #i have a learning disability im genuinely bad at math so i check EVERY time someone corrects me #but no they're just confidently wrong..... #182 hours is a week babes. 182/24 (number of hours in a day) is ~7.6 #that's where i got that number from. also from rent we know there's 168 hours in a week. #ALSO btw if u read this and ur response is ''men are also struggling rn tho'' like babe you missed the point of it tho #this doesn't even make fun of men it's legit just pointing out that bigotry against women isn't founded #in anything men actually CARE about . like they don't actually CARE about ''being clean'' when they make fun of armpit hair #or they would be WASHING THEIR HANDS. #men pretend to be rollin' in cash and Apex Predators and instead they are trained to be lazy and unwilling to act in emergencies #i have never and will never make fun of men for asking for more support on important topics like DV and mental health. #this is so clearly not about men; it's about how common just being plainly misogynistic has become. #like they don't try to hide it anymore.

[azuneekun]

Peaches can't even blame you, bud. (Flower dance, Year 1)

#stardew valley #stardew valley shane #sdv shane #stardew shane #sv shane #shane stardew valley #stardew valley farmer #my art #based this comic on my game. peaches didnt even wanna dance bcz she didnt even dress up. or wash. she didnt know it was a formal event ok #she knew shane would say no so she just asked for formalities sake LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO #left a wonderful impression on her future chicken husband tho so <3

[attyattlaw]

art imitates life

#i was anti girlrot mode this morning so i washed my law doll and all his clothes #trafalgar law #one piece #i hope he dried up tho

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift #that's the main selling point #anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender #the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u #bc i am. i am judging u #why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this #there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead #a grocery store shrimp platter for instance #with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time #hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta #oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA #FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA #and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is #so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely #my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal #instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water #then coat in flour #THATS IT JUST FLOUR #No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT #coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat #until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension #so. so yeah #that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra #(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens #pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough. #...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious #ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts #shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option. #i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option #HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night

[hesitationss]

anyone can make a zine, regardless of skill level or access to materials or design programs. all you need is paper, scissors and drawing utensils (although many people enjoy collaging!) web search "8 page 1 sheet zine how to".

everyone SHOULD make a zine too, you will feel so good about it ♡ it's about putting the power of production into the hands of the people! also you don't have to sell it or anything, you can just make one for yourself or trade/give some to friends!

i really love julia grofrer's guide to analogue self publishing aka making zines on 8.5x11 paper

and jaydragon/jdragsky's thread on staple's self serve print centres (if you're area does not have a local print shop, they probably have a staples or fedex print centre)

if you can't draw, here is twitter thread for public domain art and also a mini summary of when thing enter creative commons (generally 70 years after artist death in the US and CAD)

i also have a DIY zine page on my art blog that i am dedicated to updating as i find more resources! (not accessible through tumblr mobile app, mobile friendly, just open the link in a browser)

go make some zines!!!

#if you want to do something digital you can always make your pages on procreate or canvas or something #i changed the emoji because it was showing up weird in my browser! #you can also print at your local library <- great addition from the tags! #zines #ok FINE I'll pin this #also i am drier skin type and it is NOT bad to wash your face twice a day... it's necessary otherwise the dirt and sweat make you itchy #like i don't want my skin flakes building up and making my skin uncomfortable...

[halvedslab]

red(stone) mage

#digging through my sketch files again #ethoslab #hermitcraft #my art #* ffxiv crossover #RDM for Etho because he's washed up like RDM DPS 😔 #I do have a bunch of FSH Etho doodles in here too from before S10's fish frenzy; might polish them up sometime

[huariqueje]

Mugs From Shari  - Zoey Frank , 2018.

American , b. 1987 -

Oil on panel, 16 x 17 in.

#Zoey Frank #american artist #kitchen scene #wash up

[dkettchen]

guess who finally got around to drawing some opla zosan

#one piece #live action one piece #sanji #zoro #zosan #please behold- #the adjusted dynamic #my masterpiece #including the only reasonable explanation for the straight-washed behaviour in a still-bi scenario I could come up with

[zhongrin]

talking with a friend the other day gave me ideas....

sulky hubbies being ignored in favor of their own (representative animals/chibi) plushies.

zhongli hiding the rex lapis plushie under the mattress with murder™️ in his eyes (idea: crack short comic series where he regularly 'fights' with said plushie, titled: "how to dispose of your rival dragon")

human al haitham silently seething across the coffee table with his book being stuck on page 67 for the past hour as i read one of his favorite books outloud to the plushie al haitham while cradling it close to my chest. "haha are you mad because someone took your favorite pillo-" "where's the rent this month, kaveh?" ".... 🖕"

wriothesley coming into his office to see an impostor shark plushie sitting on his usual seat at our afternoon tea time. "mister sharksley asks for seconds when i give him my milkshakes, i like him!" sigewinne says. wriothesley feels the world has ended. his wife and child has been taken away from him /dramatic

#rin releases a plot bunny into the wild #rin selfships #zhongrin #meitham #wrin #kinda wanna draw the zhongli comic lmaoooooo #panel 1: zhongli's eyes // panel 2: plushie's eyes from behind glass // panel 3: zhongli glaring at the washing machine as it starts up // #panel 4: mei passing by looking at zhongli 'babe wyd' 'scoping out the competition' '???????' #these are all such good materials for short comic lbrh #just a 4-koma series of absolute ridiculous hilarity

[luminarai]

dog owners vs cat owners: the immortal gay edition

#my art #tog #the old guard #andromaquynh #andyquynh #joenicky #kaysanova #quynh tog #andromache the scythian #nicky di genova #nicolo di genova #yusuf al kaysani #joe al kaysani #I was getting notes on some old old art and it reminded me of the whole ‘Nicky has the vibes of the #ma there’s a weird cat outside’ cat #esp in the ‘just stopped murdering each other & joe has yet to find a decent body of water to kick Nicky into’ #-era of their relationship #also I accidentally went ham on their outfits there is zero cohesion or reason in what they’re wearing #I like to imagine that they all at some point ended up having to snag some clothing off of some rich bastard’s washing line #and over time it accumulates into being just random pieces from random places #except joe who probably painstakingly embroidered his tunic to match his cloak much to Nicky’s confusion and fascination #Nicky: ​why do you bother? it’s just going to get dirty or bloody again’ #Joe: you were literally growing out a tonsure when we met #Nicky: what does that have to do with anything? #Joe: *miranda devilwearsprada look of unsurprised disgust*

[petricorah]

POV you're being lectured by someone who talks with their hands [id in alt]

+bonus gaang reaction

#sokka #sokka fanart #atla #avatar the last airbender #atla fanart #avatar the last airbender fanart #avatar fanart #avatar #myart #i had way more details. had to restrain myself #sokka talks with his hands ok #I drew sokka as older and then completely forgot and drew the gaang as their younger selves so just imagine that it's been going on since #they were teens #SO done with the colors. they look super washed out on my phone and darker on my computer. i give up #gaang fanart