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pocket-dragon · 2 months

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Happy Valentines Patch 6 to one Miss Cliffgate (featuring my Tav and Durge making out)

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wannaeatramyeon · 5 months

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Jake Kim x Reader: Jealous

G/N. Silly + fluffy. Spawned from chatting with @steamedeggs, as always.

"Who's that?"

Jake follows your eye line.

"Samuel Seo," He tells you with a sigh. Whether that's a result of their meeting on the Pier or something else you can't be sure.

"The famous Samuel Seo," you mutter.

You watch him gracefully fold his limbs into a fancy executive car and lament the shitbox Sinu has left Jake, "Oh damn, he's hot and loaded?"

Jake huffs a small exasperated laugh, curling his arm around your shoulders. "Some would consider him hot and loaded, yes."

You throw your boyfriend a cheeky grin, raking over his form with greedy eyes.

"Obviously not as hot as you, though."

"Obviously."

.

Listen, Jake does not lack confidence. Jake is secure. With his appearance, his personality, his finances- no wait, scratch the last one.

Bottom line: Jake is perfectly fine with himself.

Lua has called him egotistical and conceited at times, but that's besides the point. Vivi has commented that he's ugly to his face and he couldn't care less. (All the girls throwing themselves at him in the club certainly showed otherwise.)

Sometimes even you think it is grossly unfair. Jake has won the lottery in the looks and personality department. He is beyond charming, winning hearts wherever he goes. Not even his battle scars dull his shine, adding only a sexy and bad boy air to this giant golden retriever of a man.

Anyway, the point is-

It's hard to phase Jake. It's nigh on impossible for his jealousy to flare up.

Yet.

.

"What was that on his neck?"

"Whose?"

"Samuel Seo's."

"You mean his tattoos?"

"Huh, neck tattoos? That's bold."

Jake watches you type in neck tattoos, and if he isn't mistaken, you look impressed.

'What's impressive about neck tattoos?' He wonders, leaning over to look at the designs on your phone.

"You want me to get a neck tattoo?" He angles his head to show off his throat and your phone no longer holds your attention. You're desperate to sink your teeth in. Add your own markings.

"Or what about a face tattoo?" Jake grins, "Tear drop under one eye? Writing on the other cheek? Some big letters? Big Deal?"

Picturing his suggestion, you wrinkle your nose. "Definitely not-"

"'Cos I guess these aren't enough for you, huh?"Jake raises an eyebrow, one corner of his lips pulled up and flexing his biceps.

It's obnoxious but goddamn this man. Enough of his charm shines through that it's sexy, a touch silly, and a lot endearing.

.

"Does your friend actually need glasses?"

Jake mentally flips through the list of people he knows. Friend? With glasses? "Samuel?"

You nod.

"Probably. Not sure. He never wore them in Big Deal."

"So they're just for show? He's a poser?"

Jake chuckles at your words and shrugs.

"Hmm," you tap your chin, "It does make him look smart-"

"Samuel is smart."

"-and sophisticated. You want a pair?"

"C’mon," Jake looks at you with mock hurt and clutching his heart, "I already am smart and sophisticated."

"Sure you are."

"And I look it!"

"Absolutely."

"Hey!"

.

“You’re pretty tall, right?”

Jake blinks, because what a question. It’s obvious to anyone with eyes, except maybe professional basketball players.

“...Yes.”

“And Samuel is the same height as you?”

“I think so?”

“Huh.”

“What do you mean huh?”

“Nothing. Just… huh.” You begin to walk away but Jake grabs onto your arm and yanks you back. You fall into his chest with an ‘oof’.

“I’m not tall enough for you?”

“7ft might be nice. Maybe 8ft. Why not double digits. 10ft!”

“Yeah,” he laughs and rolls his eyes, “I’ll get right on that.”

.

Jake is sulky and pouty.

He knows you’re teasing. Messing around, playing. Hell, he teases you enough.

Despite this. He is sulky and he is pouty.

"Jake..." you plop yourself into his lap, "You know I'm only joking right?"

He gives you a sidelong glance even as he angles his cheek for a kiss.

"I think you're the best," You give him a smooch. "Your tattoos are hot," Another smooch. "You're very smart."

"And sophisticated," he grumbles, though he makes no attempt to hide the smile creeping over his face.

"The most sophisticated!" You kiss him loudly on the lips this time. "You should teach people how to be as sophisticated as you are. Charge them a billion won each to listen to you talk about sophistication. And you’re the tallest. A giant. The biggest man to have ever existed. I don’t know how you fit that massive head through doors,” You squeeze his shoulders, “How do you even get this huge body in a building.”

Jake bursts into laughter at your ridiculousness.

“I even love your awful death-trap that you call a car. With no air conditioning and no airbags and seatbelts that jam when they shouldn’t."

Jake clicks his tongue at you, "Now I know you're lying. Even I hate that stupid car. And it’s not mine."

“Ok,” you give in, “I do hate it.”

Jake’s face turns soft and tender. He pulls you close, until your foreheads are touching and you can see the flecks of gold in his eyes. “I think you’re the best and hot and smart and sophisticated. You’re not that tall and you don’t have a car... But you are mine though.”

“Yeah,” you agree, melting into his arms, feeling his heart beating in time with your own. “I am yours.”

#as usual daydreaming too much about jake kim #the panel doesnt really fit but he looks pretty good there mmhmmm #lookism #lookism x reader #lookism webtoon #lookism manhwa #lookism fic #jake kim #jake kim x reader #kim gimyung x reader #kim gimyeong x reader #wannaeatramyeon

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superhoeva · 9 days

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Bunny asks Carmen to teach her how to throw a punch

for a while, carmen just blinks. and blinks and blinks because huh?

"bunny, what?"

"i want you to teach me how to punch somebody."

carmen is as confused as we'll ever see him. he takes a moment to scratch his forehead, processing the words slower than he means to.

"come on, bear," bunny pleads, slinking up to him with her arms circling around his waist in her attempt at a convincing enough hug. "my brothers never taught me, and i wanna learn."

carmen nearly laughs in disbelief. a hand finds its way to your back, rubbing at it soothingly.

"why the fuck do you wanna learn now? you-you've got me... richie, too. plus tina and nat, who both can beat the shit outta someone if they wanted to. honestly, anyone at the bear would go to war for you."

bunny softens.

"and i love them and you for that, but what if none of you are with me when i need to fight someone off? then what am i supposed to do?"

"a heavy sigh leaves carmen. rubbing his eyes, "then you call me, and i'll race right over. seriously, i'll come and fuck up anyone who tries to mess with you–oh, come on. not the eyes, bunny."

carmen can only stand to look away from her for a measly ten seconds before the pull is too great to ignore. he stares back at her, head tilted as he can feel the hesitation slipping from his demeanor.

a hushed groan leaves the man when bunny lays it on extra thick, even going as far as to stick out her bottom lip.

"...fuck me. can't say no to that, can i?" he grumbles with a quick kiss into bunny's pouting mouth. "fine. i'll do it, jus' stick that lip back in before it gets you in trouble."

bunny lights with a victorious smile, carmen closing his eyes with a scrunched expression as she presses wet smooches all over his face.

"thank you, bear," bunny mumbles with more kisses. carmen smiles just barely, hand reaching down to squeeze at her ass.

"yeah, bunny."

#the end woooow #carmen berzatto x reader #carmy berzatto x reader #carmen berzatto x black reader #carmen berzatto x you #carmen berzatto #carmy berzatto #au: the bunny and the bear

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mossy-rock-in-a-field · 4 months

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My Elderly Mother Plays Baldur's Gate: Part 4

If you're not up to date on the saga, my mom is having me play Baldur's Gate 3 on her behalf because she has trouble using controllers/keyboards but still wants to "smooch the wizard boy." She is playing a neutral good wood elf druid; this is a detailed account of her crimes. Part 1 & 2 Part 3

Hey, everybody! Thanks to everyone who followed my blog to keep up with my mom's adventures. Also, shout-out to whoever called my mom "Crime Mom" last time I posted about this; she really got a kick out of that. We played for a full day yesterday so we could really get into Act III and make some progress.

Here are the atrocities she committed during yesterday's play session:

My mom is very pissed that she cannot keep Myshka the white cat. When she found Myshka, she told him that she was his mother because of course she did. Naturally, Myshka started following her around the city after that, and she was SO thrilled about it. However, when we went back to camp to trade out a companion and immediately came back to the city, the cat wasn't following her anymore, and my mom was so fucking upset. ("That boy thinks I'm his mother and I LEFT HIM! Why can't I take my son back to my camp with us?") My mom told me to tell my "tumblr friends" that Myshka should be able to join our camp like Scratch and the owlbear cub. So, if any of you guys are from Larian—take notes, I guess. My mother demands a cat son.

Upon seeing Mystra for the first time in the Stormshore Tabernacle cutscene, my mom immediately said in the bitterest voice imaginable, "I'm prettier than her." She is, of course, right. Fuck Mystra, all my homies hate Mystra.

When we found the Hag Survivors Group, my mom asked me if she could try combat for the first time, and she actually started to get the hang of it. ("Left bumper, mom. No, that's the trigger. BUMPER. Other left. There you go.") However, she didn't fully understand what "area of effect" meant and decided to cast Fireball ("Ooh, I've always wanted to use that one!") in an enclosed space before I could stop her. She instantly incinerated Mayrina, the floorboards, and the paladin, Adrielle. I was so fucking proud of her but also laughing so hard I was nearly in tears. She had me reload the save for her.

My mom returned the stolen money to the Counting House's head banker, then asked me to rob the rest of the building on our way out. When I asked her about the logic of this particular decision, she said, "We're saving the city from mind flayers, so these funds are really going back into the local economy when you think about it. We're a great cause!" I have no idea why she didn't just keep the stolen pouch of money in the first place. We wasted so many scrolls and Arrows of Transposition to get everything out of those vaults.

She was FURIOUS when she found out Auntie Ethel wasn't actually dead. My dad called in the middle of the day to check in on dinner plans and mom kept him on the phone for at least ten minutes while she ranted about hags who "should stay dead when they're told to."

My mom adores Jaheira. The two of them are very similar to each other, so I think she gets a kick out of seeing Camp Mom do Camp Mom things that she would do if she were actually in the game. My mom also loves Minsc and Boo. TASTE.

Don't know how soon my mother will come back for another play session, but I'll keep you guys updated whenever I can! She has already asked me if I would DM a D&D session for her retired friends, so I'm trying to find time to do that. Maybe I'll do some updates on that if we get it going.

Thank for everyone's support! Crime Mom and I appreciate it.

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imabeautifulbutterfly · 2 months

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You beautiful Butterfly you ! You know I can not let the 450 followers slide without yelling CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!! You deserve them and oh so many more of them!

I might not be around ( just yet, mind you, I will be back again stalking and all ) but this? I am so hopping on the celebration train with you.

So ofcourse I must add to the requests and see if you get to it ( or not, that is fine too cause you know, celebration!!!!!! )

I am not going with the man I love deeply, but with someone else this time, because well.... I love him too.... deeply ( much like other brothers of his teehee ).

Commander Wolffe x F. Reader

And the prompts? : 10."Youre lucky yuo got away with only a scratch." and: 6. "Im trying to fix your hair, so hold still."

As always, lub ya ! Smooches and huggles ( also from Boba and Jango ) and see ya soon ( or stalk ya soon )

Awww @ladykatakuri. it means so much that you reached out when you are going through things. Thank you so much love. I hope you find this enjoyable and what you were hoping for.

Love oo,

Can't Keep Doing This

Warnings: Injury, concussion, explosion, near-death, hurt, comfort, declarations, slight angst. I think that's it. If I miss any please let me know.

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Your eyes fluttered open, as you took in the ceiling above your head, only to be obscured by the medic droid flashing the scanner right into your eyes and down your body. You groaned as the light from the scanner practically blinded you.

“Patient is fine, mild concussion. Patient will remain for one more day.” That’s all the droid reported as it hovered over to the next patient.

There was too much noise and too much light, you used your hand to block out some of the light, when you saw a hand reach over your head and turn down the lighting. You let out a sigh of relief, as you heard the privacy screen door close.

“You’re lucky you got away with only a scratch.” Wolffe’s voice boomed over you, you had a feeling he was doing it on purpose to make you realize how easy things could’ve ended for you.

“Isn’t that why you always call me your lucky trooper?” You teased, wanting to push his buttons.

His brow furrowed as he looked at you crossing his arms over his chest, “You really want to test me, at this moment. You had no regard for your own safety when you pushed me out of the way of that explosion.”

You looked him in the eyes as best you could, “Wolffe … I … I couldn’t just do nothing…”

He let out a sigh of understanding, because the truth was if it was him, he would’ve done the same. Both of you understood there was something between you, yet, neither of you discussed it but you both knew. He was in love with you. You were in love with him. Truly, he couldn’t be that upset, because if it were he and he saw a grenade heading your way, he would’ve pushed you out of the way too.

“Fine. But … you can’t do this to me … again …” he subtly gripped your hand, squeezing it tight, fighting the urge to kiss you. He wanted to show you how much he cared, how much he loved you but somewhere along the way you both decided without even a discussion you’d wait until the end of the war. Why? He had no idea. At the time it made sense, but now …

“I promise,” you whispered, as you squeezed his hand back, “Really, I’m fine. It’s just a mild concussion. I still remember you, and your annoying habit of rolling your eyes.” You smirked hoping to ease his stress.

“Well … as long as you remember the important things,” Wolffe looked into your eyes, saying all the things neither of you dared to speak out loud.

A soft smile graced your lips as you looked at him, imagining what it would’ve been like to kiss those lips you thought so often about. You tried to get comfortable but the bun on the back of your head was bothering you more than you realized.

“What’s wrong with you?” He narrowed his eyes as he noticed you kept shifting your head.

“It’s this stupid bun, it’s making it uncomfortable for me to keep my head back.”

Wolffe reached over without even being prompted to help, he gently lifted your head and started to undo the bun on the top of your head, the only problem was it felt as though there was a giant knot somewhere and it was hurting. You tried to shift your head to help him get a better angle.

“Would you stop, I’m trying to fix your hair, so hold still.”

“I’m trying but something’s pulling on my scalp, hold on.” You reached behind you and gently undid the knot that was causing you pain, once you undid it, Wolffe ran his fingers through your hair, loosening it as best he could.

“Better?”

You nodded, as enjoyed the warmth from his hands as he gently rested your head on the pillow again. You leaned into his hand when he didn’t remove it right away. Enjoy the way his rough hand rubbed against your skin, the way the scent from his wrist filled your nose.

“Much better” you hummed in contentment, feeling the bed shift as he sat beside you.

“You really scared me. When I saw you go flying … I thought …” his voice died as he fought back the tears, “I can’t keep doing this. I can’t just act like it doesn’t matter, when you’re the only thing that does.”

You opened your eyes and looked into his, your hand reaching up to wipe away the tears.

“I don’t want to act like it doesn’t kill me not to be in your arms, or to hold you in mine. I don’t want to keep doing this either.”

Wolffe leaned down, smiling as he gently pressed his lips against yours, memorizing how your lips felt and moved against his. “When you get released, you and I need to actually sit down and talk.”

“Talk?” You smirked.

He grinned a mischievous smile, “Well, maybe a very specific form of talking.” He chuckled as he kissed your lips again.

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daegall · 8 months

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pairing: video store worker!hyuck x video store worker!reader

genre: fluff, crack, established relationship!AU, video store!AU

warnings: hyuck has a wound (cat scratches LOL)

word count: 475 words

a/n: ok . ya . im OBSESSED with the new fact check haech video i literally cant get him out of my mind istg

OH ALSO!!! jeno fic in the processs tee hee

networks/taglist: @kflixnet @nct-writers @k-radio + @soobin-chois @markhyuckselca @jaehunnyy @justalildumpling <3

"Remind me again why I have to take care of you?"

Donghyuck only grins proudly at your question, scooting to the end of the table he sits on, bringing you between his legs. "Because you are the best person on this planet and I love you so very much?"

You roll your eyes, but can't help but smile at his tone, the way he leans down to peck at your cheek multiple times, before patting his shoulder. "Mhm, yeah. Sit back,"

You peel off the wrapping of the Band-Aid in your hand, straightening it, before raising it to your boyfriend's cheek. "And how the hell did you get hurt this time?"

Donghyuck grimaces as you lightly push on the wound on his cheek, wincing. "Hey, it was Jeno's cat-sitting job, and I had to fill in last minute! I got half the pay, you know."

You never understood Donghyuck and his need for sudden spontaneous adventures, but you guess that's why you love him. He's unexpecting, and it's a good change to your tight-scheduled lifestyle.

You lean down to place a kiss on top of the band-aid, grinning at Donghyuck's shy smile, before pinching his chin. "You cut 15 minutes off my shift, mind filling that in?"

You step back from your position between his legs, walking across the room to pick up a box full of CD' and movie tapes, the one you originally came in the room for, per request from your boss, but was interrupted by your damsel-in-distress boyfriend.

Donghyuck only whines at your words, hopping off the table to rush and help you with the boxes, easily taking it from you and holding another box with it.

"How about this," He mumbles, resting the boxes by his hip, the other placed on a table next to you. Donghyuck leans in, incredibly close, his nose brushing against yours. "I can borrow a few movies from here,"

Your eyebrows raise at his first negotiation. He's the only employee who's allowed to bring certain CD's or tapes home, because he's assistant manager, and your boss just favors him for his humor and charm. You can't blame him.

"and we can cuddle and have a movie night tonight? My place, 7 o'clock. Sounds good?"

You hate how confident and smug Donghyuck looks, with his knowing smile and sparkling eyes, he knows you can't turn him down.

You raise your hand to squeeze his cheeks, puffing his lips out, before pecking said lips, and pulling away to pinch him lightly. "You take the boxes out, sort them, and get the snacks ready, then we have a deal."

Donghyuck instantly grins, his pearly-whites causing you to go soft and almost physically melt, and he leans down to leave one last wet, loud, loving smooch on your cheek. "I love you, Y/N!"

You love Lee Donghyuck too.

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snaililita · 8 months

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♥️♠️- Pseudo cat hybrid Lyney headcanons and just general ranting about Lyney-♠️♥️

Omfg if you have cats he gets so jealous

Any animals at all really

Frick if you just hang out around anyone he gets so jealous

Guess you just gotta stop hanging out with people 😔

If he smells anyone else on you you fricking bet he is gonna subtly make you smell like him again some how.

Offer you his mini cape, be particularly clingy that day, straight up do that cat thing where they rub themselves up against you.

You *will* smell like him and that's that.

Stroke his head and run your fingers through his hair PLEASE

I BEG OF YOU PLEASE DO IT FOR HIM

He simply ADORES physical affection and contact so if you are comfortable with it please PLEASE spoil him with it:(

He chirped once infront of you and you won't stop teasing him about it. (It was so cute tho:[)

You know that short "prreow" sound? Yeah he made that sound.

IT WAS SO CUTE RRRRRRAAAGHH

Hisses when it's just you or family around heehee

Kinda like a jokey-not-serious arguement between him and you or Lynette.

He and Lynette just start hissing at eachother and it's both adorable and hilarious💛💛💛

He might meow at you, get upset when you don't respond, realise he spoke cat at you and that you aren't Lynette, and then facepalm himself so hard from embarrassment.

At least you weren't in public.

Don't scratch him behind the ear in public btw he will start purring and get embarrassed; he only wants *you* to see that side of him and nobody else:(

Kinda unrelated but please just smooch him everywhere on the face please give him kisses he is so cute and beautiful and oml he deserves it so much I'm crying T^T

When he gets super sad and cries he just wants to be held and sometimes stops speaking english (or whatever language is called in Teyvat) entirely and just starts making sad cat sounds

You've only ever heard him make the iconic cat scream once and you will never forget it.

It was a beautiful sound.

Your ears were blessed that day.

Can't say the same about Lyney's pinkie toe however....

Will fall asleep in your arms within seconds, that being said he also loves to hold you

Sometimes you will lay down on your stomach and he will lay on top of you and just sleep like that

Will hold you so gently and if you press your ear up against his chest you can hear not only his steady heart beat but also feel the soft vibrations of him purring quietly

GOD I LOVE LYNEY SM I'M CRYING I NEED HIM IN MY LIFE I'M SOBBING AHHHHHH WHY AM I SUCH A SAD EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING

*Ahem* anyways

If he is holding you at night he is super warm and will run his finger through your hair until he falls asleep or you do

Why do I feel like you can't keep your lips off one another...

Like in a pg way!

You guys are just peppering little smooches all over each other's faces💫💫💫

#adelita writes #lyney x reader #genshin lyney #lyney #soft lyney

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kisakis-boyfriend · 5 months

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Making Christmas treats with Ranpo, but he pours hot chocolate into his sugar instead because the sneaky little detective is in the jolly spirit for diabates- And couch cuddles with smooches!

Pairings: Ranpo x reader

Warnings: GN!reader, cuteness overload, baking that doesn't go quite as expected..., smooching

Genre/Format: Fluff; Oneshot

Please check my blog title to verify whether requests are closed or not! Thank you!

“Ok... So now we just cream together butter and sugar. Got it.” You muttered to yourself, reading the recipe on your phone while cracking an egg into a small bowl

On the counter behind you sat your partner, Ranpo, drinking the hot chocolate that you made from scratch the other day. Creating your own dry mix was a bit difficult, since Ranpo decided to eat cocoa powder every time you looked away... Though you eventually mixed together a rich blend that the two of you could enjoy during your holiday baking marathon

“Hey, babe, can you put that butter in the bowl with sugar in it for me? Thank you.”

Honestly you should have known better than to take your eyes off of him for an extended amount of time... that never ended well. You'd learn your lesson today though

Turning around to find Ranpo tipping his mug over the bowl of sugar (and butter...he did at least do what you asked...). The entire world seemed to move in slow motion as you shouted a squeaky “Nooo!!”, watching in horror as half a mug of the warm, chocolatey beverage dissolved the dry ingredient and melted the fatty butter

Ranpo smiled that adorable eyes-shut smile, apparently pleased with himself, when he turned towards you. Words rose to the surface but quickly died on your tongue, leaving you to stammer in disbelief, flicking your gaze between the soiled bowl of goop and your giggling boyfriend. He broke the silence by explaining, “What? This recipe needs some chocolate! You should thank me for fixing it, y/n!”

“Ranpo you little shit! Why did you do that?!” Despite your shouting, a smile crept onto your face at your boyfriend's antics. You laughed as he started to mix his little concoction with a whisk, blurting out, “C'mere you! You'll pay for that!”

The bowl clattered on the countertop as Ranpo took off running with you hot on his heels, both of you playfully screaming during the pursuit

“You can't run from me, boy! I'll get you!” You shouted, rounding the corner into the living room. Ranpo chucked a throw pillow at you (how ironic) but you expertly smacked it before it hit you in the face. Eventually, you tackled the boy onto the couch, pinning his hands to the cushions and straddling his hips, exclaiming a hearty “Gotcha!” in victory

A pout found its way onto Ranpo's lips. “Y/nnn!! No fair!” Ranpo's childish demeanor is far more obvious when you get into play fights together

“Hehe~ Mess with me, I'll tie you down and eat every last one of those pastries while you watch!” You teased, to which Ranpo stuck his tongue out at you, unable to do much else since you had him pinned

“Stick your tongue out again, see what happens.” You smirk, staring your partner down in a heated showdown. As soon as he did, you closed the distance between your faces, startling Ranpo with a surprise kiss. When you pulled away he was pouting again, this time with a light blush spreading under his skin

Your triumphant giggles filled the room, soon joined by your partner encouraging you (oh so subtly) to continue kissing him, unless you're a coward! The bait worked though, seeing as you attacked his face with soft pecks; not missing his cheeks, nose, jawline, forehead, corners of his eyes, and really any inch of skin up there

By the end of your vicious barrage Ranpo was slightly less upset, giggling along with you. “Ok ok!! Jeez... I know you can't resist me, but can we finish baking now? I'm hungry!”

Ah, yes. His craving for snacks is never quite sated... “In a minute. Just lay in my arms for a tiny bit? Then we'll finish up, I promise!.”

Reluctantly, Ranpo's arms wrapped around you, hugging you close and sighing in content

#my writing #bungou stray dogs fluff #bsd fluff #bungou stray dogs x reader #bsd x reader #bungou stray dogs #ranpo edogawa #rampo edogawa #ranpo x reader #gn reader #gender neutral reader #fluffy #winter specials ❄️#requested #bsd x you #bsd x gender neutral reader #ranpo x you #oneshot

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callofdudes · 2 months

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Late little Valentine's thing for the boys, their love languages and how they show you affection 😊

This will only include 141. Was busy on my birthday and never got around to this. So before February ends. Can be platonic or romantic.

Heavy on physical affection. Any time he can squeeze in a hug, a high five or really anything, he will.

He's super into encouraging words and will call you something if he sees you passing by. "There's my favorite (lad/lass/lovely/soldier)"

His love language return and send is physical affection, so whenever you want to show him that you love him, physical affection will set him in the right mood.

For Valentine's Day he got you a box of chocolates you really like and a photo of himself, with comic Sans saying, "Don't let anyone steal your swag, this Valentine's."

To show you affection, he's only ever going to do what he knows you're comfortable with. If you're happy with a little peck, he'll go for it.

If you're smaller than him then he'll do that thing where he asks you to sniff his collar and then kisses your forehead. If you're bigger than him he will jump on you. Don't fight it. Hold him. Hold him!! Let him give you a nice good smooch. Don't be afraid- DON'T BE AFRAID! COME BACK!!! HE'S NOT FINISHED!!

Not a huge physical affections guy, just isn't his thing. However, how he does show affection is through acts of service.

Sometimes it may seem that Ghost is being bossy by not letting you do things or that he cleaned your room because he didn't think you could do it on your own. Truth is, he's showing you he loves you.

Ghost took time from his incredibly busy schedule to clean, or tidy, or do something that he knew was so minimal in the grand scheme he might not get praised, but he knows you'll like it.

That's why when he can't sleep at night he may clean. Sweep the common area and clean up the kitchen and wash dishes. Because he knows you guys will come in and need to use the space tomorrow and would appreciate it being clean.

That being said, please, please oh please praise him. I'm not saying he's starved but if you tell him he is doing a good job, or you're proud of him, or thankful for his help?? He might just cry. No, scratch that, he'll excuse himself to catch the waterworks.

You're speaking to his inner child when you praise him. Ghost doesn't do anything in return for praise, but when you offer it, oh please don't let go of him.

Simon knows some flower language, so naturally he goes out to get you some flowers. Whether you look like you'd typically be into flowers or not isn't the question. It's which ones he's getting you, and why.

He got you Azaleas as well as some lilies just to break up the pink. Azaleas being the equivalent of "Take care of yourself for me, temperance and fragile passion"

It's a subtle way, If you know, for him to tell you how he feels without having to say it. And with that he also gets you hotrods. No, not the car, if you have no idea what I'm talking about, here.

If you're smaller than him (which, in most cases you probably are, let's be for real) he'll lean over from behind you and simply rest his chin on the top of your head.

It's something of affection for him, watching the world with you quietly, relaxing with his head resting on yours. Simon's way of saying "I love you."

Gifts are his love language. Whenever he's out and about and he sees a trinket that reminds him of you he'll snatch it and bring it back.

He constantly does this and telling him he doesn't have to doesn't stop him.

For Valentine's Day he'll go all out. He'll buy you chocolate, some flowers to make your office window look a little prettier, and a card too.

To show him affection back, please praise him. Like Ghost, he had to fight a lot in the past for recognition or praise, so you saying "I really appreciate you, in glad you're here, you did a good job picking, you really know me" sends him spiraling.

He'll be at your heel the rest of the day, and you'll happily grant him praise and recognition without him having to claw and scratch for it.

Like John, he does kiss and touch to show affection to those he's close to. But if you are only comfortable with it. He's a mixed bag, and will kiss you all over every single day if he has permission.

If he doesn't, simple touches suffice. Bumping your shoulder on the way by or wrapping his arms around you from behind to smoosh his face into your neck or shoulder blades, depending on how tall you stand.

This man is no pussy, will straight up tell you he loves you and appreciates you. Will make you breakfast on the day and wake you up with a kiss, (or forehead kiss, or both)

He'll let you wear your comfy clothes and will make you stay in bed as you eat. If you couldn't have guessed, he serves through acts of service and gifts!

John Price is always right there, even after a long day to help out. Now, if you leave a trash bag for him on purpose, he'll be stubborn and won't take it out. But if it's on his own terms John will do just about anything for you. You call the shots.

If you want to stay in bed, then that's your call. He certainly isn't complaining. If you want to go out, then you'll go out!

He's a very traditional man, no matter who you are or your style, Price will give you the gentlemen's treatment. Flowers, a bag of chocolates (yes, a whole bag. Come on 141 get on his level)

He'll pretty much pamper you all day. Please pamper him back. He feels loved most when given physical affection and repaid with acts of service. If you clean the house so he doesn't have to then you're a dream.

But even if you just come up behind him and hug him, tell him you love him and appreciate him, that's enough to make his whole week.

You have to do it again though, because he swears that it just rubbed off and he forgot. Do it again. Don't be afraid. DO IT AGAIN.

#call of duty #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #johnny soap mactavish #captain john price #ghost x reader #call of duty headcanons #kyle gaz garrick #simon ghost riley x reader #john mactavish headcanons #john mactavish x reader #captain john price x reader #platonic x reader #romantic x reader #kyle gaz garrick x you #kyle gaz garrick x reader #kyle garrick x reader

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sardonic-the-writer · 5 months

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You van now marry me because I am interested in your tf2 headcanons

Tell me more please

so happy someone asked for this. giving your forhead a big fat smooch. also, i would habe included tracker in these, but i feel like that would have been a bit self pretentious

scout

• good artist. has drawn tom jones fanart before

• knows a little bit of french; his mom made him learn. also knows a few french songs because of this

• bisexual but battles with it a lot

• really appreciates his teammates and conciders all of them—except for maybe spy—to be his best friends

• terrified of medical procedures and terrible at hiding it

soldier

• brightest blue eyes you've ever seen

• wears underwear with the pattern of the american flag on them

• doesn't know it's not normal to have gay thoughts. literally would kiss a man sloppy style and then not understand why everyones looking at him. probably straight, but makes exceptions

• has had his hands cut off at least five times before. it's getting concerning at this point

pryo

• uses asl with their team and teaches those who don't know. they'll still use muffled sounds to communicate though

• has no gender actually. not trans, not cis, but a secret third thing

• aroace! latches so strongly onto platonic relationships though its actually insane

• attends bonfires with enigneer sometimes

• has a pair of onsie pajamas that they wear over their suit to bed at night

heavy

• is definitely in love with medic, no doubts to be had

• has a PHD in russian literature! a very smart fella, he just has trouble speaking his mind in english

• gay. so so gay. mlm all day

• the only merc to regularly check out books from teuforts library sans soldier. although he doesn't really check out books, he just yells at the librarian for not carrying sun tzu's the art of war

• sings little songs to sasha in russian

demomam

• has scars all over his chest from an accident with a grenade he had as a kid

• sends lots of post cards and souvenirs to his mom when he's on the job. he really loves her

• actually used to style his hair in dreads when he was a little bit younger, but just doesn't have time to do much with his hair anymore

• so casually bisexual; especially considering it's the sixties and seventies. takes interest in both men and women

• best friends with both his and the other teams soldier!

sniper

• his camper is such a mess all of the time. only ever cleans if he knows someone's going to be visiting, and even then there's a few stray piss bottles laying around

• plays poker & other card games with scout all the time. when they can't bet money, they'll end up using other things to play, like bullets or stray snacks

• thinks he likes both men and women. tries not to dwell on it too much since he gets anxious about it, but at the end of the day can't deny that he finds men attractive as well

• has a mug that says world's number one best sniper that miss pauling got him

engineer

• shortest mercenary r.i.p

• parental figure to pyro

• one of the only good cooks at the base. often ends up making dinner for everyone even if it's someone else's turn to cook that night

• has a prosthetic arm that he built from scratch & spends a lot of his time adding to/upgrading

• probably straight, but the biggest ally you'd ever meet

spy

• genderfluid. has a few lady disguises he's had to use before, and is just as comfortable in them as any other one of his disguises. definitely had gay sex with scouts mom before

• reverts to straight french when he gets irritated or upset

• heavily bisexual and very open about it with any of his partners. a man/womanizer

• the only merc with a sense of fashion to be frank. have you seen everyone else. soldier thinks being naked and covered in honey is the epitome of fashion for fucks sake

medic

• probably knows more about the medical field than any other doctor at the time. is actively dropping some medical talk & procedures that won't even be invented until a few decades later. he's fun like that

• owns one pair of regular clothes. everything else is lab coats and black pants. maybe a turtleneck or two if you're lucky

• super mega über gay for heavy. see what i did there

• also, i'd like to headcanon that he needs glasses because he's nearsighted of all things. it makes performing surgery hard without them

#tf2 #tf2 headcanons #medic #demoman #sniper #spy #scout #heavy #pyro #soldier #engineer #headcanons #sardonics moots #sardonic rambles

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00belle00lovely00 · 2 months

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Well if you also have more ships headcanons, so you also have Bobby x CatNap Headcanons?

G A S P

OH MAH GAWD IM GETTING SO MANY GOOD ONES-

ALRIGHT, I got you bestie! 🫶

💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️

ALR. I WILL SAY IT. THIS SHIP SHOULD BE LITERALLY NAMED CUDDLES. DON'T ARGUE WITH ME, YA'LL KNOW IT.

Quiet sleepyhead/introvert x lovely and mushy extrovert

Catnap isn't one to go out of his house much. It is either to lay down on a tree and sleep the day away or lay down on any surface that he finds. So, he is quite fond of Bobby because she's the only one who wouldn't complain about his sleeping habits. I mean, sure, she gets quite down whenever Catnap doesn't come along to the group for something fun, but unlike people like Dogday, Kickin, or Hoppy, she would actually encourage his need for sleep as she is aware he does it for his own self-love (in some strange way).

Catnap would TOTALLY randomly slump onto the floor on purpose and act passed out for Bobby to get worried and carry him into his bed. Why, do you ask? Because she ALWAYS. And I mean, ANYWAYS give a forehead kiss before going. Earning a purr from the cat.

They are all on with PDAs. ALL the time. Every second of it. But that's just because Bobby is the one to start it and Catnap is the one to just melt into it.

She'd be pinching on his cheeks like an aunt coming to see you.

Their date? Laying on a beanbag. That's- that's it. That's all they need. A scenario you say? Well...

Craftycorn: "Um... hey Bobby? Everyone's asking where you are, we were supposed to be at Dogday's house to... oh!"

Bobby: "CrAaAaaFtYYyY... *SNIFF*... THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE... I CAN'T ESCAPE THIS... LOVELY... ADORABLE... PRISON!" *Bobby sobbed as she laid on a beanbag, Catnap lying down on her lap.

Bobby would be sending flower bouquets DAILY for Catnap. Charmingly enough it being lavender and rose buds.

Smooches on the kitty!💜❤️ mwa! mwa! mwa! SMOOCH!

Catnap was always very laidback in many times. Tired much, soft-spoken, never really got anybody or anything for that matter. But often times he would get a bit pissy about how Bobby's mushy attitude is to everyone around them. He may not be a jealous typo, not at all, but he can feel a bit detached from Bobby's love from seeing her much more active than he is. So whenever THAT happens, he gives her the ice treatment. And oh boy, ain't that TORTURE for Bobby. The ONE girl who adores hugging and loving others more than anything else in the world is being given the cold shoulder is something worth weeping for. So whenever that happens, Catnap quickly regrets it and makes it up to her by spending the night with her.

Not surprisingly enough, I always headcanon Bobby having attachment issues (which would explain the last headcanon) so whenever she is also she sends as many love letters to Catnap as she can, even though half of the time is given back due to Catnap not being good with words, it eases her to know he is at least reading it

Bobby would pretty much spoil Catnap ROTTEN! In exchange? Catnap would probs call her "little Rosie". Now, you can imagine her kicking her feet, squirming and going absolutely NUTS for that small compliment.

They both like cuddling a lot, while also watching old Disney movies.

EXTRA:

DogDay: "Catnap? Caaatnaaap? Jeez! Where is he at? I can't find him anywhere!"

Bobby: "Let me handle this, 'Day!" *Bobby stepped in, taking a deep breath before kneeling down and making a gesture with her fingers* "pspspspspspsppspspspspsppsspspsp"

*Instantly, Catnap appears.*

Kickin: "... that's disgustingly corny" Kickin added.

Bobby: "Oh, hush" *she turned to look at Kickin while scratching the back of Catnap's ear* "We all have quirks here and there, that is just what makes you the loveliest you can be"

#poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #catnap #smiling critters #poppy playtime 3 #bobby bearhug #bobby bearhug x catnap #my headcanons #headcanon #headcannons #STOP UNDERRATED SHIPS #They're so mushy #so corny i love it

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creative-kny-fics · 8 months

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I have a kinda big request for u (😈)

Can we get a switch all the hashira tickle fight?

It's okay if u can't!

.... I always knew that a request would be like this. I will try! Although I don't think they can all be switchs-

Switch: Gyomei Himejima, Tengen Uzui, Iguro Obanai, Sanemi Shinazugawa, Giyuu Tomioka, Kyojuro Rengoku, Mitsuri Kanroji, Shinobu Kocho and Muichiro Tokito

Being a hashira is not an easy thing, it means being under a pressure that very few can endure, which is why Kagaya ordered all her hashiras to have a day off and spend it all together.

They did, they got away from it all and had a picnic, what could go wrong?

'TICKLE FIGHT!!', well, maybe that

Sanemi dodged the first attack that Uzui gave, laughing not knowing that Rengoku would be behind him and immediately dig his fingers into his sides. 'Rehehehegoku!! What the hell?!'

'Uzui, Mitsuri and I said so! This is a tickle fight! You should have been more careful!'

'I think you should have been more!', Giyuu scuttled away and massaged Rengoku's hips hard, trying to free Sanemi, but failed.

'Tohohomiohohoka! Hahahaha! Yohou gohohot me!'

'Let go of Shinazugawa!'

'And you release Rengoku!', Tomioka released Rengoku and immediately began to run from Uzui's fingers. 'GET OUT OF ME!'

'Nii-chan! Don't you dare touch him!', Muichiro stood in front of Giyuu trying to protect him, being easily grabbed by Uzui and lifted into the air while gently caressing his belly and sometimes inserting a finger and twisting it in his belly button. 'OH NOHOHOHO!! EAHAHAHAHA!!'

'Ha! Muichiro is always so easy to catch! Giyuu~!'

Giyuu smiled nervously before also dodging Uzui's attack, he wasn't going to allow that! . 'Kanroji!! Please help me!!'

'Of course Giyuu! Don't you dare Uzui!'

'Or what-?! NGH!!', Uzui was silenced by a pair of fingers digging into his armpits. 'G-Gyomei?!'

'Uzui, you started this. Now... I think Shinobu and the others will finish it...'

'Rengoku! Help me!!', nope, Rengoku wasn't going to be able to save Uzui right now.

While Rengoku was focused on Sanemi, he didn't notice that Obanai would throw him away and release Sanemi, who along with Obanai would start to clench their hips. 'EAHAHAHAHA!! HEHEHEY!! SAHAHANEHEHEMI! OBAHAHANAI!'

'Not so much fun anymore, huh?!'

'We know you're not bothered by this, that's why you're not asking us to stop, right?', Rengoku's cheeks flushed as he nodded.

'WAHAHIT! HEHEHEY! OH NOHO!!! SHINOBU!! GYOMEI!!'

'Ara~ Uzui - San, I thought when you said to have a tickle fight, you would be the one who would last the longest'

Wait...Wasn't Mitsuri going to support them too?. 'Mihihtsuhuhuri! My lohohove! Plehehease!'

'*chu* what's happening? *chu* can't I give *chu* some affection to my boyfriend? *smooch* you're so cute Iguro - San~!', oh, there she is!.

'Uff, I think I was saved...'

'I don't think so!', Muichiro knocked Giyuu down and immediately started scratching at his ribs. 'MUHUHUI!! HOHOLD OHOHON! WHY?!'

'Why?! I tried to save you from Uzui and you left me abandoned! This is your punishment for traitor!'

'I'M SOHOHORRY!! MUHUHUI PLEHEHEASE!!', in war anything goes...

'That was fun!' 'Yessss! You have to do it more often!' 'It's certainly nice to hear everyone laughing, it seems to have helped them relax,' Gyomei, Shinobu and Mitsuri laughed before the others shouted 'GET THEM!!'.

'Ehehehehehe! Guhuhuys!! It tihicklehehes! KYAHAHAHAHA!!'

'Don't you dare touch me!! Mmmmm!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!'

'It's not going to work on me..I'm not that ticklish...EXCEHEHEPT FOHOHOR MY NEHEHEHECK!!', now everyone was definitely on hand!

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crimsonbubble · 1 year

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i can see graves getting jealous of everyone flirting with his boyfriend and trying to like assert his claim by being louder in the bedroom lol

nonnie im gonna smooch you so hard ily

cw. nsfw, gn!reader with a dick, sub!graves, bit of jealousy and possessiveness *not proofread, just pure horny

MINORS DNI!!

♡ — ♡ — ♡ — ♡ — ♡ — ♡ — ♡ — ♡ — ♡

I can see him as not only being purposely loud but also marking you in even more

like more scratches along your back and shoulders

more hickeys and bite marks on your neck and collarbone

and he makes you give him more marks too

hickeys, bite marks, and bruises along his hips from how tightly your holding him

you'd def know why he's being as loud ad he is bc he thinks he's being subtle with the way he glares at others when he thinks you're not looking

so you just play along with him, making sure to hit all sorts of spots that have him shivering as much as he's screaming

he can't walk properly the next day but it's worth it bc no one dares to talk to you unless it's strictly about work

#bubbly speaks <3 #bubbly writes <3 #ash answers #phillip graves x reader #phillip graves #philip graves x reader smut #philip graves x reader #philip graves #cod graves #cod mw22 #cod x reader #cod mwii #cod smut #cod x reader smut #graves cod

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iliaclwrites · 2 years

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hello!! i adore your writing, it flows so smoothly!! i loved librarian!reader with all of me, can we get any more of her and dustin and eddie??

wow i uh didn't write any of librarian!reader in this but you get to witness eddie having a mental breakdown about marriage so i hope that makes up for it??

"How long've you guys been dating, again?" Dustin asked innocently from where he was painting a minifigure at Eddie's dining table. You two had just moved into a place in Hawkins, having scraped and scrounged enough between the two of you to rent a small house on a little cul de sac, not too far from where Dustin himself lived. He'd often come over without so much as a by-your-leave, appearing in your living room or eating your leftovers.

"Uh..." Eddie scratched at his chin, looking over one of his own figures. "Yeesh. I started dating Tinuviel in junior year, and then I had three senior years, and then last year, so... that's uh, five? Five years?" he said, and nodded. "Yeah. It'll be six in June."

"You gonna marry her?"

Eddie dropped his barbarian on the rug. "What?" he squawked, looking up at Dustin, who was still focusing on priming his minifigure of an owlbear. "Wh-- ha-- what makes you ask that?"

Dustin shrugged. "You've been dating a while," he said simply. "You're obsessed with her. You've moved in with her. You let her DM sessions when you're sick." He raised his eyebrows. "Why haven't you married her yet? Make an honest woman of her."

Eddie sputtered. "I, well. It's. I." He didn't really have a good answer for that. "It's... never come up."

Dustin snorted. "That's because you haven't asked," he said, pointing his paintbrush at Eddie. "She's probably just waiting for you to pop the question."

"That's the problem," Eddie hissed, and stalked over to where his jacket hung on the coat rack (he had a coat rack! He was a real grown up!), shoving his hand into it and pulling out a little box. "How the fuck am I supposed to do that?"

Dustin dropped his minifigure. "Dude. How long have you had that?"

Eddie laughed somewhat hysterically. "Since she graduated," he said, eyes darting manically. "I, uh. I had all the money I'd saved up, you know, from the dealing. And I went down to that jewellery store, the one that used to be in StarCourt, may she rest in peace, and I got, like. This ring. And I had like a fifteen minute breakdown because I didn't know what kind of rock she'd want to wear, like, you know, forever, what if I choose a shitty rock, right? So I get her one that's yellow, like a yellow diamond, because like, the Silmarils. And I just. Like, what was I supposed to say? Hey, Tinuviel! Let's get hitched! So I just. Put it off. And it's been in my pocket since then."

"Eddie."

He looked up at Dustin, hand still clutching the box.

"Breathe, bro," Dustin said, like he was coaxing a wild animal. Eddie slumped against the wall, the coats behind him cushioning the sound. "It's not like she's going to say no, Eddie," Dustin added gently.

"But what if she does?" Eddie whined, and threw himself onto the sofa, face down. After a long moment of silence, Eddie pulled his head up to look at Dustin, and the boy faltered, swallowing at the man's despondent face. "Dustin, this isn't like prom, okay? It's not like she's saying yes to a dance and a smooch and a feel-up behind the bikeshed--"

"Ew, dude, gross."

"This is her life," he continued, holding the box out to Dustin. The yellow diamond glisters under Eddie's lightbulbs. "She's saying yes to me. To this. Forever. She's saying yes to me walking into doors at 9am when I've not had coffee. She's saying yes to me playing guitar at three in the morning because I just can't sleep. She's saying yes to my bones getting cranky and rusted and bunged up from smoking. She's saying yes to me reading the kids Lord of the Rings before they know how to speak. She's saying yes to kids, my kids, with stupid big hair and her perfect nose and pissing and shitting and college funds and mortgages and--"

"Breathe."

Eddie sucked in a deep breath, and squeezed his eyes shut. "Sorry," he said, after a pause. "It's just. She's always been there for me. I always want her to be there."

Dustin pushed the box toward Eddie. "Then ask her to."

#eddie munson x female character #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x female reader #eddie munson fic #eddie munson x librarian reader #s: the song of beren and luthien

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fatuismooches · 7 months

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smooches did you hear the theory about pantalone apparently not being super calm in collected

i saw a theory that used wanderers and Childe's voice lines about how he's super pushy about the idea of fair exchange through the gods and mortals, and apparently it's hard for anyone to know what he's saying which is why he's business partners dottore because DUE TO HIS INTELLIGENCE HE'S PROBABLY THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN MAKE EVEN A BIT OF SENSE OF THESE GODFORSAKEN RAMBLINGS

anyway imagine cuddling with this man and he goes on this whole thing about fair exchange and you're just like "darling go to sleep" i think the reader would also be able to make sense of his ramblings because they hear them so often, he also melts if you're engaged and asks some questions because he's not used to people understanding him but will also understand if you don't want to hear his ideas at 3 in the morning (he will still be pouty about it later)

i still like the calm and collected version of him but also imagine this man not letting you leave his lap as he goes on about his views on fair exchange as he does whatever

i think the suave, cool calm and collected pantalone and this rambling pantalone are the same, i think he's both tbh but i wanna know your thoughts because it hasn't left my head at all - 🎈 back again

YESSSS I KNOW THAT THEORY😭😭 I LOVE IT DEJDKDWK I THINK IT'S TOTALLY TRUE. I believe that he keeps up a calm persona around most people, like his business partners etc since you know, you can't be acting crazy around them when there are negotiations and Mora on the line 😅 But when he's around different people. Like Childe for example. He will literally just go on and on, unprompted too! You're listening whether you want to or not (Too bad Childe doesn't know what the hell he's talking about, bro's scratching his head and nodding 💀💀) Scara on the other hand doesn't care and says he's delusional but... I think Pantalone's onto something here. I stand with him 😤 I bet even though Dottore understands he probably gets fed up from time to time since he really does not want to be speaking this long with him 💀 He has other things to do than listen to the banker ramble on... So yes he's a rambler but tends to keep it to himself most of the time, just because he needs to keep up appearances for regular people. Though... I'm sure some of the regular fatui have heard him go on.

"Darling go to sleep" is so real 😭 Like you love him but you're also worried for his throat because how is he speaking that much without any water? Also your beauty sleep sir. When Pantalone wakes up grumpy he refuses to let go of you. But YEA you would definitely be able to understand some of it at least, you may not make sense of everything but it's the effort that counts! If you not only indulge him but genuinely ask questions he will be. So. Freaking. Enamored. He will literally delve into a whole other conversation which makes you both very happy and a little bit worried because you love seeing him so excited but also you know neither of you is sleeping for a while- (that's fine... he's a cutie so he gets a pass) Falling asleep during one of these convos means he's gonna be cooing at your adorable question but also a bit pouty because "he was just getting to the good part!" (he's been speaking for hours)

I think and love him being calm too but, I think when he starts getting more rambly, not just about fair exchange, but about other things in general, it shows that he really trusts you enough to let you into his mind and the things that trouble him :3

#smooches talks #🎈 anon #pantalone love notes <3 #he can ramble all 24 hours of the day ill listen 😛😍#likeeee DO U HEAR THIS MANS VOICE??? free therapy he may be ranting but its still soothing #omggg thank u for this brainrot tho ill be thinking of it sooo hard😔🫶🫶🫶

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howlingday · 1 year

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Nora: Hey, Leader~!

Jaune: Oh no...

Nora: Don't be so mean, Leader~! I actually wanted to apologize about what happened yesterday. So as an apology, I'll let you draw me.

Jaune: Huh?

Nora: I saw you doodling in class today, and I thought I'd help you improve.

Jaune: Uh, well, you don't have to.

Nora: It's fine~! Come on, let me model for your drawing!

Jaune: No, no, it's fine. I'm, uh, not much of a drawer anyways.

Nora: Aww, are you sure? (Lifts shirt) I can make it a nude model if you want~.

Jaune: (Covers his eyes, Looks away) Fine! I'll draw you! I'll draw you! Just keep your shirt on!

Nora: (Lowers shirt) Okay! What kinda pose you want me in? Heroic? Like royalty? Or maybe like Mistress~?

Jaune: Uh, just, uh, sit on the bed.

Nora: Asking a girl to bed. You're getting awfully bold, Leader~.

Jaune: Mm... (Scratches paper)

Nora: (Smiling)

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Jaune: ...

Nora: ...

Jaune: ...

Nora: ...How's it coming, Leader?

Jaune: I-It's fine. Everything's fine, Nora. (Thinking) I can't draw her! I've never stared at a girl for longer than three seconds! It's been almost ten minutes, and I've only made her outline! I can't do this! I can't do this! I-!

Nora: How's it looking? Did you even draw anything? If you want, I can give you... What do they call it? An in-cent-itive?

Jaune: An... An incentive?

Nora: Yeah! If you draw me, I'll give you a reward~.

Jaune: What, uh... What kind of reward?

Nora: It's a secret~!

Jaune: (Gulps)

Nora: Woo~! Go, Leader! Go! Go! Go!

Jaune: (Takes a deep breath, Serious look)

Nora: (Surprised, Smiles softly)

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Jaune: There... Finished.

Nora: Really? (Looks at portrait) This is done?

Jaune: Uh, y-yeah.

Nora: Hm... Alright! You ready for your reward, Leader~?

Jaune: (Gulps, Nods)

Nora: Alright. Close your eyes~.

Jaune: (Closes eyes, Thinking) What kind of reward is she giving me? I can hear her walking around, like she's circling me. Like I'm her prey! Oh no, she stopped right in front of me. Is... Is she getting closer? I can almost feel the heat coming off of her. Is she... Is she going to ki-

Nora: Where's my crotch?

Jaune: H-Huh? (Opens eyes, Sees picture dangling in front of him)

Nora: Where's my crotch, Leader~? Wait, don't tell me... You're too scared to draw a girl's crotch! PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's too funny! (Thrusts hips towards him) Look out for my crotch~! Aww, and your face is so red~!

Nora: And actually, did you just pucker up for a smooch?

Jaune: N-No...

Nora: Yes, you did! What kind of guy kisses a girl he only just met?!

Jaune: If you're going to make fun of me, then just leave!

Nora: I'm not making fun of you! I'm criticizing you! Just like in those big art studios! Aww, are you gonna cry, Leader, just because I'm criticizing you~?

Jaune: (Covering his face) N-No! No, I'm not!

Nora: (Moves his hands) You are, though! You're crying because someone is criticizing you~! You can't just hide away from the world just because you want to cry you know, especially if you can't stop a girl from prying your hands from your face!

Jaune: (Tears flowing)

Nora: (Smirks) That's what I thought, Leader. (Grabs tissues, Hands them over) Here. You can have the whole box.

Jaune: (Sniffs, Uses tissues)

Nora: I'm sorry if it seemed like I was teasing you. I didn't mean to make you cry again.

Jaune: (Thinking) Dammit! She made me cry! Again! I never cried in front of anyone before, and this girl made me do it twice in two days! Why am I so weak?!.

Nora: There, there, Leader. Let it all out. (Blushing, Thinking) Oh man, I overdid this time, didn't I?

#rwby #nora valkyrie #jaune arc #nora's arc #ijiranaide nagatoro san #don't toy with me miss nagatoro

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