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sweeneydino · 19 days

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Dragon lore...?

Idk I'm sure there's something comprehensive in here, I need to go to sleep this was killin me

If it helps, I was listening to me and my husband by mitski 👍:)

>:))

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jeeyuns · 3 months

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#911edit #eddie diaz #eddiediazedit #911 #mr. eddie “i do not panic” diaz:#'i just want magic'#everyone else: wtf. how did any of your relationships happen?#eddie “no rizz” diaz: uh...it wasn't me #t gifs #t creates #118 parallels

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laundrybiscuits · 1 year

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Eddie’s doing some dumb trick with a couple of wooden spoons, clever hands making them move through the air in improbable ways, and Steve’s about to bite his whisk in half.

He’d thought for sure that Eddie would be going home the first week; Edward Munson, 29, bartender/musician from Brighton with mismatched tattoos and wild hair, seemed like exactly the kind of pretentious asshole who would flame out early with some ill-advised hipster experimentation. If Steve (28, social worker from Indiana, USA) had been a complete asshole, he’d have said that Eddie didn’t have the fundamentals. That he was all sizzle, no steak.

It’s a good thing Steve’s not a complete asshole, because Eddie’s been blowing the technicals out of the water so consistently it’s actually pretty fucking embarrassing. His signatures and showstoppers are making a very respectable showing too, except for the time he tried to incorporate some fresh pandan extract and fucked up the liquid ratio, leaving him with a dripping mess that Mary’d declined to even try.

Afterwards, Steve had seen him leaning against a tree and struggling to light a cigarette. Steve went over for no particular reason, flicking on his lighter and holding it out like a peace offering. Eddie looked at him warily, but bent over the offered flame.

“Can’t believe I made it through this one,” Eddie said after a moment, white smoke curling out of his mouth.

“Yeah, I feel like that every week.” Steve leaned against the tree next to Eddie. It was a big tree, the kind that’s probably been growing in this field since before England was even England.

“Nah, but—c’mon, you know what I mean.”

“You had some bad luck with your showstopper. Happens to the best of us, man. Your signature hand pies looked sick as hell.” Steve’s own hand pies had turned out pretty well, so he was feeling generous. It had only been the third week; plenty of time for Steve to snag Star Baker, though even by that point, Steve had been getting the creeping feeling that he was being a little too American about the whole thing. Everyone else seemed to think competitiveness was some kind of deadly sin. It was—actually kind of nice, to get the same kind of nerves he’d always gotten before high school basketball games, but know that he wasn’t really fighting against anyone except himself in the tent.

Anyway, the very next week, Eddie had done some kind of kickass gothic castle with a shiny chocolate dragon and gotten Star Baker for the second time. Steve had clapped him on the back, appropriately manly. Eddie had pulled Steve into a real hug, arms tight around Steve’s shoulders and his whole lean body pressed up close and warm. It had only lasted a moment, and then Eddie had bounded over to Mel and Sue, both of whom he’s been thoroughly charming since the get-go.

Steve thinks that when this season—or, uh, series—airs, no matter where Eddie places, the entire country is going to be just as charmed. Eddie’s going to get whatever kind of cookbook deal or streaming show he wants. Sponsors will take one look at that handsome face and charismatic grin, and a whole world of possibilities is going to open up for Eddie.

Steve’s not in it for any of that, of course. He’s here kind of by accident, because Robin pushed him to apply, and it’s a goddamn miracle he’s been holding his own. Hell, it’s a miracle he’s in this country at all. When Robin had started looking at the Cambridge MPhil program in linguistics, she’d said wouldn’t it be great if and he’d snorted, yeah right, like I could ever get whatever job I’d need to move to another freaking country, but then—well. Things had happened the way they’d happened, and now Robin’s almost finished with her degree and Steve is taking time off from the London charity he works at in order to be on Bake Off.

He’s told all this to the cameras, plus the stuff about how baking started as a way for him to connect with the kids he used to babysit in Indiana, blah blah blah. He thinks it’s probably too boring for them to air, but he gets that they have to try to get a story anyway.

Eddie Munson, on the other hand, is probably going to be featured in all the series promos. Steve is rabidly curious about what Eddie’s story is, but he hasn’t worked up the nerve to just ask. It should be the easiest thing in the world. They’ve got kind of a camaraderie going, the two of them; a bit of a bromance, as Mel’s put it more than once.

It’s true they get along pretty well, and the cameras have been picking up on it: on the way Eddie’ll wander over to Steve’s bench like a stray cat whenever they get some downtime, how they wind up horsing around sometimes, working off leftover adrenaline from the frantic rush of caramelization or whatever. There’s the time Eddie had hopped up on a stool to deliver some kind of speech from Macbeth, of all things, and overbalanced right onto Steve, who had barely managed to keep them both from careening into a stand mixer. Sue had patted Eddie on the shoulder and said, “Well, boys, that’ll be going in the episode for sure.”

They both get along with the other contestants just fine, of course, but they’re two guys of about the same age with no wife and kids waiting at home. It’s only natural that they’re gravitating together, becoming something like friends, Steve figures. It’s pretty great that he’s getting at least one real friend out of this whole thing.

It would be even greater if Steve could stop thinking about Eddie’s hands in decidedly non-friendly ways. With all the paperwork he’s signed, he can’t even complain to Robin about how Eddie looks with his sleeves pushed up to show off the tattoos on his forearms, kneading dough and grunting a little under his breath with effort. Steve had almost forgotten to pre-heat his oven that day.

Two benches away, Eddie fumbles the spoons he’s been juggling with a clatter, and he bursts out laughing, glancing over at Steve like Steve’s in on the joke. Steve grins back, heart twanging painfully in his chest, and thinks: well, fuck. Guess this is happening.

#this is a TRULY bonkers AU like wtf even is the venn diagram of steddie fans and people who exclusively like the BBC GBBO #I know nothing about the process of creating reality tv so I most likely will not be continuing this #(plus ST is just so intrinsically American to me)#but I saw the GBBO musical last week and that's what prompted this little abomination #steddie #GBBO AU #ETA: ftr I rated the GBBO musical 2.5/5. I have a colour-coded spreadsheet.#decent songwriting & solid performances but the emotional beats/pacing were all over the place and it did some weird revisionist callbacks #plus the level of assumed thirst for not!Paul Hollywood was wildly off-putting to me #a person who finds neither his personality nor his appearance in any way attractive #anyway I paid £15 for my ticket and that felt right to me. I will see literally any show for £15.

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lordzuuko · 1 year

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Finally decided to post my solo Jason Todd because he is the love of my life and I realized I never actually drew him by himself which obviously needed to be fixed. And yes, I read DC vs. Vampires and felt inspired! XD Print

#jason todd #red hood #batman #batfamily #batfam #my art #HE DID NOT DO IT SIR!!#I WAS THERE SDFDSFDSF #ugh i just want to draw this boy forever and ever please OTL #my beloved #you guys don't understand i legit have a crush on him it's kinda unhealthy AHHAHAHA #but i can't help myself why did they create this bitch in the first place ugh #not to be that person but jason is totally bruce wayne's favourite child #it's canon #jason looks good with fangs what a missed opportunity dc dammit #dick literally asked jason to be with him forever wtf

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chronicowboy · 4 months

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manifesting a s7 bi buck confirmation where the 118 are on a call and the victim/their friend/Random Civilian is getting annoyed makes a comment aimed at buck & eddie about "straight white men" and they both look offended then eddie says "do I look white???" and buck's like "do I look straight???"

how the others react (if at all) is tbc at this stage

i'm a sucker for inappropriate whisper arguments in the Absolute Worst of Situations so now all i'm seeing is eddie whipping around to buck when he says it with the widest doe eyes any human being has ever achieved and oblivious little buck waving the vic/friend/civilian off like "it's fine, could happen to anyone, you know" and then eddie's like "uh, yeah, it did, you're not straight?" and then it's like for the GA oh no are they going to do a kind of internalised homophobia arc for eddie where he re-examines his entire friendship with buck after finding out he likes men and yes he is going to re-examine his entire friendship with buck after finding out he likes men but it'll be the opposite of internalised homophobia (externalised homoeroticism)

#sami answers #very attached to their little whisper argument ive created in my head as hen and chim try to treat the patient #eddie: you're not straight?#buck: no??#eddie: since when?#buck: since always eddie? i know you know how gay people work #eddie: but. natalia? taylor? ali? abby? oh my god you weren't like punishing yourself for being gay with them were you?#buck: no wtf eddie. you were there when i was explaining bisexuality to chris the other day. when i came out to him u know #eddie: im pretty sure id remember you coming out to my son buck #buck: why are you being so weird about this #eddie: because im your best friend!#buck: what and it's freaking you out that i like men?#eddie: NO! i'm freaked out that i didn't know. did you not think you could tell me 🥺#buck: I THOUGHT YOU KNEW #and bobby's just live slugging it over in the corner like 'should i intervene or are they going to come to some realisations rn'

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blackbatcass · 6 months

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sometimes the ghost of kelley puckett (he is still alive) haunts me. does he know. does he even know. he’s so detached from the comics community and he’s such a private guy (I RESPECT THAT WHOLEHEARTEDLY) that i really and truly do not know if this man knows how much cassandra cain means to us. does he know batgirl 2000 is heralded as the bible of dc solo books, as a lot of people’s favorite comic ever written. does he know how much we love cass. how we write essays over her character and how amazing she is and how she changed our lives. does he know how adored his writing is. does he know he wrote the best comics character introduction of all time. does he even. know.

#cassandra cain #dc #look. sometimes i think about kelley puckett. and i go a little crazy #i KNOW how much shit he got from dc execs at the time #because he was doing something new and different #and because dc as well as a lot of fans at the time #didn’t have room for a newly created disabled asian teenaged girl in their personal batman mythos.#i have a pretty good idea of how much disrespect cass got as a character (SEE: HER LITERALLY BEING WRITTEN OUT OF THE STORY WHEN #DUDES GOT SO WHINY ABOUT BABS NOT BEING BATGIRL. WTF.)#so. i have no idea what his general thoughts & feelings were when writing for dc.#i think he’s doing accountancy now? or coding? something like that #the man did like ONE interview and i think it was from 2002 #ANYWAY. THE POINT IS.#the way this circle of online dc fans regard cass and batgirl 200 in general #is SO…#WE LOVE CASS OKAY. SHE’S SO MANY PEOPLES FAVORITE CHARACTER.#and batgirl 2000 is thought of as THEE comic book EVER #and as some of the best writing dc had EVER had #kelley puckett is a literal god of a writer to us.#AND I DONT KNOW IF HE?? KNOWS THAT?????#DOES HE KNOW I WOULD PAY HIM A MILLION DOLLARS TO COME WRITE FOR DC AGAIN.#because hes just that good and most comics post new 52 have been garbage #does he know how beloved he is. I don’t know #anyway. I sincerely hope wherever mr puckett is right now #he’s having a wonderful day and he knows how many gay people on tumblr #write extensive meta essays about his writing

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lucdoodle · 16 days

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I WAS WONDERING WHY MY FILE TOOK SO LONG TO LOAD HOW DID THAT HAPPEN BRO???!! 😭

#i tried to create as few layers as possible!!#i really did!!!#wtf bro what is that 😭#aaaaaaah #the thing is #to avoid this exact situation (it already happened before) i *did* make different files #i know that i have a tendency to use a bit too many layers #so i separated the animatic in 8 different files #those 963 layers are only the fifth file #i really did try to not make too many layers in a singular file but this still happened halp halp halp #not to make it worse but by opening the file i expected smt around 45 layers #then i found the long loading time sus and checked #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH #while making the Discword animatic about The Light Fantastic the file was so heavy that it refused to save 9 times out of 10 #so i just let my laptop on. hoping that it wouldn't ever ever crash and erase my progress #which is why i separated the animatic im working on rn into multiple files instead aiuhigujheikgjhurju #man...#rambling

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buwheal · 1 month

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eeeyyyy, got bored and tried to draw you from memory.

how good is my memmory?

#goldfish equivalent /j #Love this one too lol hes so shapely #as neat as these types of asks are they are SO HARDDD to create a response for cause i dont want him to be a total asshole about it #because that'd suck and im not THAT THAT evil #anyways we're (kinda) back in it #i finished this yesterday but didnt have dialogue written yet lol #man this ask is oooollld #sorry i took so damn long with doing the askbox again :-P #if this one seems off then its the dialogue idk what whats up with it but i was struggling cause something was weird but no clue what.#Maybe its just been too long since i did the last one so im thrown off idk.#spamton #[you've got mail!]#spamton g spamton #deltarune #deltarune spamton #deltarune chapter 2 #spamton fanart #wtf Bu actually does the askbox for once?? outrageous.

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theslowesthnery · 3 months

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anyway my sister and i were both completely lost on how old the characters are supposed to be in tekken 8 so i looked it up and what do you mean it's been three years in the tekken universe since tekken 3?? what do you mean tekken 4 through 7 took place within a single year????

#i was like “xiaoyu must be in her mid twenties by now or at the very least in her early twenties” nope she's still just 19!! wtf #when the fuck did dr bosconovitch have time to build alisa #when he had to be working his ass off to create a new cool suit for yoshimitsu for every single iron fist tournament

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aurorangen · 5 months

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gouged his eye out

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agir1ukn0w · 5 months

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I'm sorry but I just do not subscribe to the opinion that the hunger games movies were in any way bad or that they "butchered" the characters or themes that suzanne so meticulously and lovingly created, because a) she was always a constant presence in the creation of those movies and the directors/producers were very respectful and mindful of the differences between her books and what they could actually implement in a visual medium that would make sense and propel the story forward in a way that made sense in their interviews, and b) even though the movies definitely don't show all of the thematic nuances of the books, and although they do gloss over/erase a lot of the ways that the games affect katniss and peeta (namely his disability/her loss of hearing), and while the movies are quite preoccupied with the visual aesthetic and streamlining the story for a wider audience, they do still contain the heart and soul of the books and, to me, the creators seemed fiercely protective of suzanne's core vision. also fuck you they're just amazingly well-shot, well-written, and well-acted films, including the mockingjay movies, and i will die on this hill

#i may be a huge book nerd but i'm also a movie buff so i'm obligated to be loyal to both mediums #i feel that both the books and the movies offer a full story when put together and i honestly couldn't have one without the other #i saw someone say the mockingjay movies were bad and i was like...wtf are you talking about and did we see the same movies??#suzanne created such beautiful rich characters and jennifer/josh/donald/woody/elizabeth/sam brought them to life for me #since i'm a very visual person i really appreciate the movies for being as faithful as they were #anyways i just adore these movies (and the books) so much so if anyone wants to shit on them they can go thru me #the hunger games #thg #thg movies #mockingjay #catching fire #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #tbosas #suzanne collins #katniss everdeen #president snow #peeta mellark #effie trinket #haymitch abernathy #coriolanus snow #finnick odair #lucy gray baird #tigris snow #johanna mason #sejanus plinth #jennifer lawrence #josh hutcherson #elizabeth banks #woody harrelson #donald sutherland

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spartalabouche · 4 months

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the way ai generated art has like turned into just plain art theft really sucks for many reasons and many more important than this but one that makes me really sad is that ai generated art has actually been around for a long long time and wasnt like trained on other peoples art it was just scripts written by a guy. and yes the ai art now are made from scripts written by a guy but using other peoples work and its just giving all other ai a bad name. there is a lot of ai that is either harmless or genuinely helpful or even something that creates art but only trained off of the things the creator makes. i dont think thats a problem. i think it becomes a problem when theft is involved or when its being used to trick people into thinking theyre talking to or seeing something made by a real human. and like i dont think people are wrong for being wary of anything labeled ai or anything but genuinely a LOT of ai is not harmful. its a term thats been used for a long time and does not just mean stealing other peoples hard work

#gekkering #txt #not that im super well versed on the subject or anything dont like consider me an expert or anything #but like ive seen people be like ahh they said this video game is using ai for its npcs ):< wtf!!#and its like they have been! its not new!#let me go find a presentation i did for a class a few semesters ago i incldued some really old ai art #ai used loosely i suppose. created with an algorithim not the ai you think of today #but i really love it

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aolyxe · 2 months

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I wanted to practice creating 3D models a little more... Like, I've tried to do something like this before, if anyone remembers... AND I CREATED MAJORIKA 3D

Look at this stupid magical frog............. Uh i hope it looks not so bad

I also did this little moment aeee... I decided to make her reach for the magic sphere, this greedy and stingy witch

Um

#shitpost #3d model #ojamajo doremi #majo rika #I'm trying to do something that looks good so I don't seem like a loser #I did something simple... I want to make people but they are really difficult to create.#Like I'm still trying to create something from simple shapes.#Mmaaaaaajorika majorika #умоляю размолотите ее в блендере распилите ее болгаркой уебите арматурой #i did this blender model and it looks better than majorika wtf #i used nomad sculpt if someone need the app #my phone almost exploded #Sometimes I call her “majo chan” like the other witches from there and it sounds pretty cute yea?

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juneviews · 1 year

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once again losing it about how black woke up when seanwhite fucked like no none of this other shit matters at all the thing that gets black to wake up from his 2 month coma is his rival fucking his little brother why is that so funny he went I Think The Fuck Not

anyways Not Me is a comedy lmao

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BASED ON THAT ONE SCENE ALONE, PEOPLE SHOULD ALL AGREE THAT NOT ME IS THE BEST SHOW EVER CREATED. what do you mean, it's a daring show that reflects the current thai political situation & used real protesters, real politically charged artists and a real life qr code for marriage equality??? what do you mean, the flag scene is the best lgbtq+ scene to have ever existed??? what do you mean, seanwhite & danyok are the most beautiful love stories ever told about loving even in the face of adversity??? NONE of that matters as much as sean's insane dick game being able to wake up his frenemy from the dead through his brother 😌💅

xxx

#answers #not me #not me the series #seanwhite #seanblack #like PLEASE that scene is so iconic ijfucdysijudchu not only is it the best sex scene ever created but the fact that black woke up from it?#BEYOND ICONIC #the amount of iconic moments not me had like wtf there's literally one per minute it's actually the most dense show I've ever seen #I LOVE NOT ME SO MUCH AND THIS ASK IS ENABLING ME IN MY OBSESSION #(also fun fact while I was choosing the gif to put in this ask answer I was literally fangirling so hard lmaoooo)#(even though I know that tent scene by heart I'm still fangirling bc I love seanwhite so much and offgun??? DID THAT.)

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sixthrock · 1 year

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fuck you *immanetizes your eschaton*

#did i never post this wtf #creating [HEAVEN] on earth #deltarune #spamton #my art #meme hell

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sigmoon · 7 months

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Writing with adhd is amazing because your brain is a literal idea factory that comes up with new stuff to write about 24/7 but it’s also a fucking nightmare because when wanting to write you just sit there doing nothing like

#it’s called executive dysfunction #i create like 5 new drafts a day #and write nothing #wtf #how the fuck did I even graduate #writing is so much fun <333 (*passive aggressive*)#writing #bsd #bungou stray dogs #adhd #tea time

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