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heartofspells · 2 years

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I meant deciding on the latter in regards to me deciding they’re favorite characters, the morally grey/awful is fairly clear. Sirius and Bellatrix greeted each other with a duel (notably, Bellatrix didn’t hit him with an Unforgivable and the red light could’ve been a stunner, so it really might be that dueling is just how they say hi to each other) before Bellatrix yeets him into the Veil and Sirius is just laughing and taunting her, it’s a very unique way of saying hello

I'm sorry. My sarcasm doesn't always translate through the internet. But it was sarcasm. I promise I knew what you meant. 😘

Also, Bellatrix yeets him into the Veil has me in hysterics and I have no reasoning for this other than it is late, but I am cackling.

But yes, it's curious thing, and also very probable that this is exactly how they said their unique versions of hello. (other than the very clear hostilities there for opposite sides, but we're ignoring those lines here. they have no bearing and we don't want them. this is fun time not war time. yeet the all into the veil, have no care. say HELLO with a nice tingling stunner!)

#sirius black #regulus black #brothers in murder #also bellatrix #cousins in murder #literally in her case #yeeted him right in it #someone tell me to go to bed #not that it matters #black family #bellatrix black #bellatrix lestrange #anon asks #ask #answer #lovely anons

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puppetmaster13u · 5 months

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Prompt 177

Now Dan is no coward. He’s not.

But this stupid child body does have an effect on his reactions to things and honestly it’s a horrible thing that’s too small and too weak for him to use all his abilities. He could barely manage a fireball if he concentrated, yet everything caught fire with a mere outburst! His control was utterly gone, and a tantrum resulted in having to wear a stupid child leash backpack.

It wasn’t like he was really a child, and it wasn’t like he’d get lost or some stupid shit that Danny would insist. Ugh, this isn’t even fair, technically he was older than him yet was stuck in a smaller body that he kept tripping over!

Urgh, he’s even insisting on rewarding ‘good behavior’ and shit- must have talked to Jazz or something- because… Oh. No he wants the constellation bear, give! His star bear now, no takes back and, urgh, stupid baby body!

Well, on the other hand, it’s utterly hilarious how much Danny sputters whenever he calls him Mom, not to mention strangers’ utter befuddlement. He ignores how Danny seems to be trying his best to live up ro the title.

But! As he was saying, he’s no coward! He’s also not an idiot though, and having no control over his powers isn’t exactly a good thing. It’s really not a good thing when there’s a murderous-looking hero that he thinks he might have maimed in the future- which they apparently remember- staring down at him. So, he has to call in the big guns to fix this.

“Mom, there’s a creepy fruitloop staring at me!” “There’s WHAT?!” Hah. Take that hero he doesn’t remember the name of.

(Behold the Grumpiest of Babies)

#Dcxdp #Dpxdc #Prompts #dp x marvel #Who is the hero who went back in time to stop the Dan situation? Who knows #Dan who is just a lil guy right now: FOOL you have fallen into my trap #6ft+ Mother Bear Danny who is always down to fight:#I need you to know he is not a tank #He still looks thin and a stick it is just a very tall stick with fangs and claws and enough anger to fight god #and win #Jordan (Dan) is like 8 at most and giving the time traveler the most bloodthirsty smile ever before Danny slams into them at full speed #Someone is going to see the hero get yeeted #Dan is going to throw a fit when Danny reattaches the child leash since he wandered off #Vlad is semi redeemed but not mentally well enough to deal with a child #Especially Dan who knows how to push All of his Buttons and rip him apart emotionally mentally and physically

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cucumberteapot · 1 year

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The first thing I noticed was the bodies of Spider-people the Spot has either killed or exhausted. You can even see Spider-Plushie in the left-hand corner was a casualty.

Then we see a few frames of Miles fighting the Spot, which I feel is self-explanatory.

But then we get into the interesting part of the vision with Inspector Singh saving the little girl in the red dress, and while we're told these events are of the future. What we see with Jefferson saving the child wouldn't be the first time the Spot's visions show past events, i.e. when he reveals his origins.

I say this because I don't think the vision of Jefferson saving the little boy who is also wearing a red (Spider-man) top - the only time we see colour besides black and white in this scene - is foreshadowing the future.

Because this is the past. And what we're seeing is E-42 Jefferson saving Miles G Morales as a child.

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cubbyhole-for-flea-bee · 6 months

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what if NMJ just poofs into an owl when qi deviations loom tho

Bonus from a later reblog:

FWUMP

#turning nmj into an owl to incite brother shenanigans :3 #he has three didis and he can't get them to FIT under his wings!! he can't protect them!#you YEET the da-ge?? you yeet him like the soda can???#JAIL FOR HUAISANG #lil bro is a bird-lover u know he'd be delighted #and overly invested in teaching da-ge how to fly via flap power #until the owl sleep schedule conflicts with canary song-time and da-ge is chasing his songbirds around at the ass-crack-of-dawn o'clock #it'll wear off eventually no worries chifeng zun #buuuuut u keep losing ur temper? then u keep poofing into a flying feathery marshmallow bird that has to hack up pellets #giving chifeng zun the power to be a flying pillow with claws that can double in size and make people piss themselves with demon screeches #he gets to keep his mind intact but he has to be a bird first and suffer indignities #such as various brothers needing soft owl hugs Right Now #altho the ability to harass and prank a-holes and blame it on owl brain is a perk #jgs says something in-character and owl-nmj swoops him and Yoinks some jewlery #nie mingjue #nie huaisang #nie brothers #lan xichen #jin guangyao #zewu jun #chifeng zun #lianfang zun #mdzs #the untamed #fanart

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cassianandfenrysaremyboyos · 1 month

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Rogue protecting her man X Men 2.6

#the get away from them/don't touch them trope hits everytime #rogue #x men #gambit #xmenedit #romy #remy lebeau #anna marie lebeau #rogue x gambit #xmen #rogue really went don't you touch him and yeeted bella donna right out of there

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moongothic · 3 months

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...I... I do not know what on earth compelled me to make this nor why, but I will not be taking criticism at this time

#Moon posting #Break Week is rough y'all #Please I just needed to shitpost a little let me have this #OP Meta #I know this chart is incomprehensible you just have to accept it for what it is #No I was kind of thinking to myself it was kind of funny how of the OG Shichibukai half of them are either dads or borderline dads #And I was like. Can I make a chart of this. Can I make a Dad Chart of the Warlords.#I don't know why I made this nor what to do with this information but. Sure. Let me yeet this out.#Kuma is the Dadliest Dad to Ever Dad in One Piece. Moria canonically adopted Perona when she was little. We love the OG Goth Dad #Crocodad is real TO ME but if nothing else he does have the energy 100%. It's just short of Canon Confirmation at this point #Mihawk is a weird uncle to me. He has no dad energy. This man does not fuck. But he'll look after some kids (Zoro & Perona). Sure.#Blackbeard is like the opposite of Mihawk. He has never looked after a child but I'm sure he has spawned a bastard or two or three #(He may be a father but he is not a Dad) (But canonically as far as we know BB has no kids yet so I'm putting him in Not A Dad)#Jinbei is the new Token Father of the Strawhats according to Oda and so I'm putting him where he is based on that. Also vibes #Law's where he is kind of for similar reasons as Jinbei. This boy is too young to be a dad but dealing with Luffy gave him a few grey hairs #Doflamingo did arguably watch over Buffalo and Baby 5 as those two grew up so he's The Most Qualified in that square #Weevil is baby #Hancock could have Dad Energy in the right circumstances. Like she has THE POTENTIAL #Buggy does not fuck #...Thinking about it I probably should've switched Hancock and Buggy's placements on the chart but whatever it doesn't matter

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swan2swan · 1 year

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Ariel: the Strongest Disney Princess

#the little mermaid #ariel #tlm #tlm 1989 #princess ariel #''oh but that's not'' WATER. PRESSURE.#can you shove a dresser forward with a kick? can you shove a barrel over?#CAN YOU DO THOSE UNDERWATER?#now climb a ship barehanded without any legs #lift a drowning man with one arm #''how did she get him onshore?'' you wonder SHE YEETED HIM #and yeah every part where she can't fight someone off is just because they're all in the same power league #would be hilarious if she retained the same strength as a human #....don't know if we can DISPROVE that.......#but she's got the aquaman thing going for her #and she didn't just knock the water-soaked wooden set of drawers over #she sent them FLYING #those things are FULL of WATER #and they went FLYING #there was a caption on an old TLM gallery that read ''with fins this strong who needs legs to walk on land'' and they were RIGHT

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jeysbaby · 2 months

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You know when I said that the video of Jimmy talking destroyed me? Forget that, this one will take away my nights of sleep and more hours crying

#jey uso #roman reigns #jimmy uso #i love him #yeet #main event jey uso #i’m gonna cry #the usos #i love my life #They got it right where it wasn't to get it right #I’m not okay

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helpimtrappedinthetextbox · 2 months

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Mmm fnc fic idea forming

Mmmm modern day au

Mmmmmm chip yeeting himself outta windows bc he embarrassed himself in front of Gil when they met

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samijey · 1 month

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triple h you listen to me RIGHT NOW you can't draft Ilja to RAW you can't you can't you can't just the thought of him ever interacting with Jey or Sami is making me want to expLODE

#jey'll be like yeet welcome to raw uce blrblrlblrl so you that mad dragon i heard sm about blrblrbl yeet yeet #and ilja will look at him like 🤨 but be polite cos he was raised right but later he'll be on that phone crying #TRICK I DON'T KNOW WHAT YEET MEANS AND HE KEEPS SAYING IT IM COMING BACK TO NXT

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mishy-mashy · 1 year

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Subaru got transported with modern-age knowledge that no one understands, like when he expected a cute magical summoning girl, Excalibur, a harem, general tropes, and Mario

But, imagine speaking like this THE WHOLE TIME, UNIRONICALLY

"Mood."

"☆Nothing in life matters!☆"

"I would have two nickels."

"Look. I enjoy getting dicked down as much as the next person-"

"YEET!!!!"

"Who are you wearing today?"

"Well, I've seen seven murders, and all of them were today."

"Well, boys. Looks like we've yeeed our last haw."

Doesn't even have to be phrases like that, it can literally just be references to stuff they cannot comprehend

*in tears and in need of tools* "I really need a Home Depot right now..."

"CATBOY, I CHOOSE YOU!!!"

"Ride 'em, cowboy!" *gets berated over somehow insulting a demi-human group*

"Julius, where is the bank? ... No, not a riverbank. A bank. For money. ... What do you mean, you don't know what that is?"

It doesn't even have to be Subaru, just anyone who happened to be transported in Subaru's place (or with him, depends on your fic/fantasy/idea)

It's just chaos, and

*concerned, confused noises from everyone*

No one understands what's being said, but they kinda grasp the feeling of it. Andthey'retooafraidtoaskanywayso-

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daphnalia · 11 months

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for pridemonth😊

#sorry anthony ur wrong im right #dndads #dungeons and daddies #yeet bigly #hes my son guys i know him #deep down that kid is gay

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wangxian-the-zhijis · 6 months

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The Untamed ep. 32 & 50

Please don’t prioritize your sibling over me

#not sure if u guys will like the caption but it’s what i thought of 😭#alsoooo now that im thinking abt it #jyl’s death really sucked #cuz first of all jc and wwx cud have just flew to get closer to her #EVERYONE WAS FLYING AROUND AND KILLING PEOPLE BUT WWX AND JC SUDDENLY CANNOT FLY?!#but instead they chose to use 99% of their time to yell at each other first #and second of all why did jc just cradle jyl in her arms? why didnt he seek medical attention right away? was he waiting for wwx? for what?#jyl wouldnt have died if wwx didnt come closer to them and if jc immediately carried her somewhere safe and sought nedical attention #meanwhile in lan zhan’s case #lxc WOULD HAVE REALLY DIED (had jgy not loved him) but wwx still held lwj back #they really just waited for jgy to push lxc away as if they knew what was gonna happen #had jgy not pushed lxc im sure lwj would also push wwx away to get to his brother #and ahm… i dunno tell jgy to fuck off and then yeet his brother out of the temple #the untamed #cql #lan wangji #lan zhan #wei wuxian #wei ying #wangxian #my gifs

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piraticusdorm · 22 hours

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may i ask for äte’s opinion on juno perhaps… i have been curious abt this for a while

"What a lovely little thing Juno is! Has it been, what, a century or two since I saw a φοῖνιξ?"

"Noooothing can keep those guys down, believe me, I've seen it all! Best part is, doesn't matter what awful, painful, traumatic event gets them down, they have no choice but to get up again! For every death there's a rebirth, even if all that's waiting for them in this world is pain and betrayal. No matter how tired they are, they'll be made to rise again!! Immortal!? Isn't it hilarious!? The ones cursed for cheating death are the best long term entertainment~ ❤"

"It was hard, wasn't it? It was painful, right? That's all right Juno, I'll hold you tight while we wait for new poems to happen to you. You're not naïve enough to believe in happily ever afters, are you? ❤"

#HEHE THESE R FUN TY FOR SENDING ONE!!!!!!!#PLS I LOVE HIM. oooh smth wrung abt him..... me and äte both Looking #remind me to yeet Maia at him when u have time pls #this is just äte's interpretation of him btw! she'd put him in a framework she's familiar with :3 #how often she's right with godly wisdom and how often she's just talking outta her butt.... who knows #asks #äte

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coconut530 · 1 year

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MANIFESTING GIRLBOSS STYLE

#Nevermore #Nevermore Webtoon #Webtoon #GOD I LOVE THEIR SPECTRES #BERENICE IS A LITTLE FIESTY FLAPPER GIRL AND WE LIVE FOR THAT #EULALIE IS AN ADORABLE DREAM PROTECTOR AND WE LOVE THAT FOR HER #MONTRESOR STANDS NO CHANCE AGAINST CUPCAKES AND BUTTERFLIES AM I RIGHT #LENORE STUNNED. AS SHE SHOULD BE #AS I WAS #WILL GETTING BODIED BY BERENICE IS EPIC #AND WHEN SHE LITERALLY YEETED HIM OUT OF HIS SPECTRE FORM #GO OFF GIRL!!#I WONDER IF HE CAN MANIFEST AGAIN NOW OR IT’S GONE FOR THE TIME BEING CUZ THE SPECTRE SUSPENSION THING #And another thing #if it’s spectres vs humans and Eulalie and Berenice just manifested are they not on the same team as Lenore #If so plz don’t kill Lenore Berenice and Eulalie thxxxxxxxxxxx #Loved this chapter so so cool

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hannibalussy · 8 months

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"omg how could Will be so blind and not realize Hannibal was in love with hi-" HE TRIED TO SAW HIM THROUGH HIS SKULL I THINK THERE'S ROOM FOR REASONABLE DOUBT

#oh he made him soup when he was sick-#THE SOUPS INGREDIENTS ALL MADE HIS ENCEPHALITIS WORSE YOU FOOL #THAT MISCHIEVOUS LITHUANIAN FUCKER WAS ALWAYS AT ONE STEP AWAY FROM YEETING WILL FROM THIS PLANES EXISTENCE #WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK IT'S OBVIOUS #ok yeah ur right it was kinda on the nose

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