I hate when people get on your back about a ship because it's 'toxic' like bro i said they are in love not that they should be.
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"there's no platonic explanation for this" is coward talk
let people love each other in new ways, let characters love each other in news ways.
putting your life on the line for someone doesn't mean you're romantically in love with them, that's feeble at best. sure, maybe they're locking lips, but until it's canon and happens on screen they're best friends in my heart.
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My FBI agent watching me google cannibalism extensively for three hours before googling "how to write a chess game?"
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straight love triangles are yikes, but gay love triangles are
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I love ships where both people are tops so they’re just constantly fighting over who gets to fuck the other first
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sonic artists trying to find every conceivable way the dickless hedgehogs can have sex:
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I'm a slut for gentle kisses placed on the edge of one's brow
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Hyperfixating sucks. Like I’m trying to go to sleep but there’s little guys bouncing around at Mach 1 in my head.
Love y’all but STFU or I’m taking out the angst beam!!
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you do gotta appreciate how even after the whole dusk fiasco imogen is not even slightly threatened by ira
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i miss them so much
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My biggest pet peeves are mfs that genderbend one person in a gay ship to be the opposite gender and leave the other the same. Then they give them the most generic ass design that don’t match the charcter at all
LIKE WHY WOULD I WANT THIS???
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I hate that I as a queer femme am expected to just like and accept every WLW ship because let me tell you. Not all rep is good rep.
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guys I’m. So fucking normal about crayon and moon rn
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90% of cookie run fans be like:
"I love this character!"
*misgenders them at any given opportunity*
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I need more of lesbians who are actually just. Like. So cringe.
Like, they have their thing, and they think it makes them hot shit. And it IS cool - but like, in the way that shonen anime is cool. Completely over the top and nonsensical, peak "cool girls don't look at explosions type energy".
They're so dumb, and earnest, and we love them for it.
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fellas is it gay to try to facilitate a war on a continental scale as a means to begin the downfall of humanity so that your bestie can finally die in the most dramatic way imaginable
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