#yk anon

[gay-jewish-bucky]

Yk anon. I just can see Bucky just embracing the title of Jewish house wife(husband). Freshly made everything and somehow makes their New York apartment feel like a cabin in the woods.

Bucky living his best Jewish mom/house husband life is so important to me.

He was the oldest, so he helped with raising his younger sisters, and then later on, in adulthood, he helped keep Steve alive through his illnesses and harsh New York winters after Sarah died, so it comes naturally to him.

When he and Steve are living in NYC while their house is being built his constant cooking and baking, just like his Ma used to, the tastes and smells make them both feel more at home in a city that is no longer recognizable to them.

And when they finally move into their home with its pre-kashered kitchen he really comes into his own.

When friends and family and family visit, he's always feeding them as much as he can, even if they've already eaten.

There is almost always something in the ovens or on the stove or in the slow cooker. The cabinets and fridge are always stocked with preserved foods like fresh pickles, Jewish and Israeli snack foods, and leftovers.

Steve happily devours everything Bucky makes, both of them needing a lot of food with their serums, and jokes to whoever will listen that Bucky's brisket is what made Steve fall in love with him.

#marvel #mcu #bucky #bucky barnes #james bucky barnes #james buchanan barnes #jewish bucky #jewish bucky barnes #jewish!bucky #jewish!bucky barnes #stevebucky #stucky #yk anon #Assorted Jewish Writings - Marriage/Family/Home

[sluttywonwoo]

okay but who in svt do you think would have sex with their s/o when they’re on their period?

seungcheol: he’s a Man. you know what i mean? like… he’s a man and he doesn’t gaf about that

jeonghan: the streets say he’s a freak so i don’t think he’s afraid of getting a little messy

joshua: just wants to make you feel good/better :( like he hates seeing you uncomfortable or in pain and he always wants to help (plus just he loves having sex with you soooo)

jun: sex is sex to him he’ll do it with you anywhere, any time, under any condition

wonwoo: doesn’t faze him in the slightest… he bought dark towels when you moved in for a reason

jihoon: shit this is red too

mingyu: way too horknee to care

chan: he always puts you first, and if you want him, he’ll let you have him no matter what

#not that the others wouldn’t but i think these ones def would yk #answered #anon #seventeen smut #svt smut #who in seventeen #who in svt

[astraystayyh]

HYUNJIN. hyunjin. HYUNJINNNNNNNN

#yk what anon u are right #i have very deranged and delusional things to say about this ngl #hyunjin #the lip BITE EYE ROLL BODY ROLL HEAD TILT FINGERS WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS #IT'S TOO MUCH

[godnectar]

how would your yans react to a darling who has painful periods?? (i’m trying to cope rn)

kinda quick and simple,, but perfect timing bc 'm agonizing rn– also need y'all to keep sending lil' asks like this bc I gotta write something 🥹🫶 sending u big mwah

the type who actually has some knowledge on periods and understands how bad it can arrive to be, doing his best to be there and make his darling feel better most of the time, whether by giving you small massages, making sure you're warm and comfy, always having little snacks and the period painkillers of your preference, and knowing when to give you space and when to embrace his beloved in the sweetest way.

yandere professor, sugar daddy, husband, assistant, househusband, scientist + upcoming bodyguard, doctor, nurse, soldier, and dilf!

the type who doesn't really know much about how it functions and probably how bad cramps can even be, but still tries to help in the loveliest way possible. he might not understand the difference between day and night pads, but he certainly knows that there are possibilities of bonbons and kisses helping you feel more relaxed and cherished.

yandere pup, florist, crush, himbo + upcoming nerd, shy boy, best friend, model, spirit!

the type who you could say knows the basics... and probably a bit too much, as when it comes to relieving the pain and relax, it usually goes for the not so wholesome methods, hands rubbing up and down your sore thighs, and arms wrapped around your tummy to keep it warm while he presses from behind, hot kisses being left on the skin of your neck to try and see if he can get his angel in the mood and take really nice care of you.

yandere bully, jock, cheater, nsfw writer, vampire, neighbor, pervert, slasher + upcoming ex-boyfriend, pirate, werewolf, biker, pharaoh, tutor, boss!

© godnectar 2023. please do not modify, translate, or repost my works on any platform without my permission.

#really really really quick #and this is mostly from what I personally prefer when on my own period yk #which hurts like a bitch ngl #but ykwim #♡ anon #anon message #godnectar #yandere #yandere x reader #oc x reader #yandere male #male oc #yandere oc #male yandere #yandere teacher #yandere bully #yandere jock #yandere bodyguard #possessive pup #yandere professor #yandere doctor #yandere nurse #yandere nerd #yandere vampire #yandere neighbor #yandere himbo

[bewilderedbuck]

byler having sex could be extremely important to will's coming of age as a gay man.

hear me out.

(also - before anyone comes at me for sexualizing minors - i'm not saying i want an explicit sex scene. i don't! something like jancy's s2 fade to black would be more than enough for me.)

now back to the point:

will has heard his whole life how being gay is this disgusting, dirty, vile thing - from his father & from bullies at school. likely other adults around the town, as well, considering we hear troy referencing what his dad said about will being killed by "some other queer" in season 1. not to mention this story is set in the midst of the aids epidemic. i mean, he's from a small town in bumfuck indiana, he's no doubt heard his share of casual and overt homophobia throughout the years. (and then there's the alan turing poster in s4...) long story short, he's only heard negative things about being gay. about loving other boys and wanting other boys and desiring other boys.

but then there's mike. his best friend. the one person that makes him feel like he's not a mistake for being different. for being gay.

mike & will having sex, being intimate and together in a way will was always taught was gross and wrong, and learning that it isn't any of those things - will learning that loving mike and wanting mike and desiring mike is beautiful, and wonderful, and right - and having mike want him back, desire him back, learning that it's okay, it's good, continuing that arc of mike making him feel like he's not a mistake, that he's better for being different because he gets to have this with mike - he deserves that moment, i think. and mike does, too.

#this has been in my drafts for. a while. but im feeling brave bc others are finally talking abt byler + sexuality lmfao #anyways. im Not a byler analyst so do not come for me on how this is worded or formatted <3 #also sorry for throwing the 'and mike does too' at the end bc this post is About Will but. yk what i mean #ANYWAYS turning off anon for a bit <3 #byler #s.txt

[m1d-45]

Alright let me try this again.

What if Reader vented to Birb Xiao, not knowing that it was actually him?

They talk about their fears and frustrations, letting out all the words they've wanted to tell a person, but they have to settle for their pretty bird because no one will listen.

So Xiao is just sitting there, resting in the True Creator's hands, listening as he gets a glimpse of how they truly feel.

They say the milileth is like a raging stampede with their spears and swords. They say how the Qixing all seem so cold and unfeeling. They talk about how Zhongli genuinely terrifies them, because he acted so kind to others but was borderline cruel when hunting them.

They talk about Xiao, too, but they don't seem to have many complaints. They haven't seen him in a while, and the last time they crossed paths with him, he just... let them run. The adeptus had looked angry, but also a bit startled (and perhaps, a bit guilty?) at the sight of them. They even once overheard him leading milileth soldiers astray ("by mistake" says the creator, but Xiao knows the truth) by saying the creator had left a while ago, when really, they were still very nearby. While they say they are still a bit scared of him, they don't fear him as much as they fear the others.

All the while, Xiao sits, still as a stone. He takes in every word, every shaky breath and darting glance. He nuzzles into their hand, hoping to offer even the slightest bit of comfort.

He hopes that they continue to be unafraid of him in the future.

-Sibling Anon

he who is without sin

a/n: decided to make this one a full fic for no reason in particular (i don’t have an actual post shhhh)

word count: 1.1k

-> warnings: imposter sagau things, minor blood mention, spoilers for xiao lore, some spoilers for liyue (like names and titles of people/places)

-> gn!reader (you/yours)

taglist: @samarill || @thenyxsky || @valeriele3 || @shizunxie || @boba-is-a-soup || @yuus3n || @esthelily || @turningfrogsgay

< masterlist > (has context for bird!xiao if you’re lost)

from the moment that xiao was saved, when his new name was bestowed upon him and he signed his contract with morax, xiao had made a promise. another contract, one without physical ink and paper, one bound to his soul.

one to you, his creator.

a pledge to stand by your side, a clause written in by the god that forged his original contract, releasing him from his duties to liyue to serve the one that had granted him life. a permanent extra sweep to his duties, always on the lookout for the highest god above all.

however, he was not the first to find… ‘you.’

‘you’ had landed in sumeru, nested in the large tree surrounding the akademiya. ‘you’ had climbed down, introduced ‘yourself’ to the sages with a smile. everybody was quick to give ‘you’ the glory rightly the creator’s, ushering ‘you’ atop a throne of silver and gold, offerings laid at ‘your’ feet with all the haste of those deprived of the divine.

xiao may have hung back at the beginning, unwilling to allow his karma to infect ‘your’ other worshippers, but he still did his duty. he still kept ‘your’ path clear of enemies, and was the first to pick up his blade when word broke of your imposter.

and yet, when he laid eyes upon the one he was supposed to hate, he was the first to repent.

xiao took a shaking breath, crossing his arms around himself. “morax?”

the elder god turned, amber eyes soft. “what is it, xiao?”

xiao marched through dihua marsh, polearm gripped tightly in his hand. a large hilichurl camp had been reported, which while not an issue normally, was the third in the last four days.

irritation was openly displayed on his face, the anemo around him simmering with his anger. why did the abyss have to act up now, when they were on a hunt? surely even they, as infected and riddled with darkness as they were, worshipped a god? or was that the source of their evil?

he kept marching north, only turning his head at the sound of a soft gasp.

“how will i know when the creator arrives?”

morax smiled, not upset like xiao had anticipated. “don’t worry about such things. when the time comes-“

you stood on the path branching west, eyes wide. you looked nearly exactly like the ’you’ on the throne, the same cool eyes that called for your death now wide and staring at him in fear.

“-you will know.”

you turned on your heel, your armful of sunsettias tumbling to the floor, but… xiao did not chase you.

instead he brought a hand to chest, under his necklace. he pressed, feeling the still-regular beat of his heart.

he pressed, searching for the place where his karma used to be.

from the moment that xiao realized the truth, when his new duty was bestowed upon him, he had made a promise. another contract, one without physical ink and paper, one bound to his soul.

one to you, his creator.

he flew down from the sky, landing in your outstretched hand. he chirped a greeting, body relaxing under your gentle touch.

“hello there, friend,” you cooed, sitting straighter under the tree. your tree, the one you kept coming back to, the one he always directed other adepti away from because it was for you, not them. not him.

you fed him as usual, but stayed strangely silent. no stories of the kindness mitachurls showed you, no update on how close or far the people searching for you had gotten, none of the usual things he looked forward to. you just… sat. watching him in your hand, an emotion he didn’t know the name of drawing your brows close.

maybe you just didn’t want to talk today? but if something was troubling you, he wanted you to share, to allow him some of the weight off your shoulders. then again, he was just a bird to you…

“do you know ganyu, pretty bird?”

xiao froze, thankful he was facing your palm so you couldn’t see his eyes widening.

“i thought i did.”

he looked up, carefully, daring to meet your eyes. this time, he could pin down what you were feeling: betrayal.

his finch heart burned.

your thumb pet over his wings, but he couldn’t bring himself to enjoy it. not now.

“i thought she was kind.”

she was, he knew firsthand. how she worried over the tianquan, fretted over her skills both with a bow and with a pen, how her and the yuheng kept each other afloat in the sea of endless work assigned to the jade chamber.

you smiled. it was bitter. “i guess i should have known better regarding the adepti.”

xiao’s heartbeat raced in his ears, something hot burning a hole in his chest. he was an adeptus, he wanted to say, he could be trusted.

but you didn’t know him as an adeptus. you knew him as your little songbird, your friend, the one you continued to risk your life for, even if you didn’t know it.

he chirped once, somber. he wanted to apologize, to take up his blade against his own king on your behalf, to walk up to the fraud’s throne and watch them bleed red.

but you didn’t need that. so he sat in your hand, leaning into your fingers, and let you speak.

as it turned out, today had been a busy day for you. you had wandered into the path of a millelith patrol, which had happened before, but not with keqing at the head of it. not when she had darted forward in a flash of lighting, electro arcing along her sword. not when she’d pulled out and blew a special whistle even as you ran, one that you couldn’t hear but could feel under your skin, taunting you as you tried to navigate the maze of bishui plain.

when you told him of ganyu’s frostflake arrows, he wanted to cry. when you described the anger in zhongli’s eyes, he started to weep.

you didn’t deserve this pain. you didn’t deserve having to outrun planet befall, you didn’t deserve to fear your life being stolen by those who should protect you at all costs- he should have been there. he was south, too far south to hear the whistle, but he should have been called.

he should have protected you.

under the shifting leaves of a sandbearer tree, your songbird cried. and you, none the wiser, continued to spell out the cause of his torment.

.

#sibling anon #sagau #self aware genshin #genshin impact #genshin self aware au #genshin #sagau impostor au #genshin sagau #sagau xiao #xiao #xiao x reader #sagau x reader #genshin x reader #gender neutral reader #i should have made all of these full posts in truth #but like. yk. :/ #whatever whatever hindsight and all that right? #i should make a bird xiao tag shouldnt i. hm. #i have full posts w like 300 words i should have just done that for all my bird xiao asks- but those aren’t really plot?? it’s kinda just #worldbuilding?? unless that counts as headcanons??? idk i’m not really involved in fandom what’s the appropriate term #[says i’m not involved in fandom even as i’ve written over 250k words for one (1) video game] i’m so funny #bird!xiao shenanigans

[lotus-pear]

Chuuvia besties clorinzai worsties

so true tumblr user evilkaeya sry for the infinitely late response i had to draw their first meeting in my head

dazai would make sure to be on his best behavior around chlorinde bc she could fold his ass in a second

#edit: NO OMFG I DONT SHIP THEM THEYRE BOTH GAY FOR FUCKS SAKE.. THIS IS A JOKE (anons in the ask box need to take a joke fr) #yk actually. part 2 where she just kicks him in the ribs with her nine inch stillettos puncturing his stomach #chuuvia sipping tea in the corner completely ignoring their unhinged partners #genshin imapct #bsd #lotus’s asks #lotus draws

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Barnaby finds a new way to cool off when he's angry: Shoving his face in Howdy's fluff.

so true

#can't be mad for long when youve got a face full of Soft Fluff yk yk #anon gets it... #goddd theyre so aghahsnadsjanjsanasdnsad #loving all of the excuses to draw these two fruitcakes #and butterfly howdy of course. my beloved. #scribble salad #yassified howdy <3 #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #yall will never know the amount of time i spent trying to get their size different Somewhat accurate #that is one area of Scribbling that im continuously bad at #but ill practice I Will Practice

[l3viat8an]

Some ✨magical mishaps✨ happens (maybe MC is trying a new spell or something, not super important HOW it happens) but Lucifer gets turned into one of those hairless cats 

Cut to Satan standing a few feet away having a fit of sorts trying not to break down and pet his older brother. 

hepsjishsj Lucifer as a hairless cat is my new favorite thing lolol

Lucifer ↓

Meanwhile Satan is standing off to the side, telling MC they have to use their pact magic to tell him to sit and stay!!! No matter what happens he absolutely cannot pet Lucifer!!!

Like it’s a matter of life or death for Satan!!! He absolutely can’t pet that cat no matter how cute Lucifer- it is!!!

#I spent 20 minutes looking for a picture of a cat that looked pissed enough to be Lucifer lolol #but I HAD to find one yk- #anon! #obey me! #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey me mc #obey me crack #obey me shitpost #obey me shenanigans #obey me #om! #obmswd #om! lucifer #om! satan #om! mc #ro’s dumb stuff tag!

[fatuismooches]

I know i've suggested this before but... I just love the idea of reader accidently getting turned into a cat and suddenly becoming a menace💀 like they start pushing stuff off Dottore's desk, MULTIPLE vials falling and shattering. Reader doing zoomies around the lab as the segments desperately try to catch them...

Reader kneading on the segments legs.... making so much dough 😭 and Reader getting so many pets!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!

Foxttore and Cat Reader playing and running around... (Reader getting suffocated by the pufflings because they all decided to lay ontop of Reader...)

Then reader gets turned back into a human and is very confused when prime dottore looks at them very unamused (the lab is a mess and they will be forced to clean it all)

- 🐓

READCAT BEING THE MOST MISCHIEVOUS EVEN IN CAT FORM... you could only be restrained with cuddles and head scratches... climbing up the legs of the segments begging for head pats ough... loafing on their lap and refusing to get off so they're stuck there...

Reader shattering the vials and random agents start falling everywhere... 💀 it would be CHAOS. All because of a silly little cat who's now perched at the top of the biggest shelf in the room sleeping peacefully while the segments are left to deal with the current mess of the lab.

You would accidentally tear Foxttore's little suit... you'd have to stitch it back when you return to a human. Kneading a puffling would be so fun omg... poor things don't know what's going on but they like the sensation.

Being a kitty is fun and all but you're happy to return to being a human again for all the kissies! :3 Unfortunately you receive none until you clean and reorganize the lab as it once was. And also handwrite all the documents that were ruined. The only one who helps you is Zandy. Dottore notes to himself not to let any strange concoctions near you ever again...

#smooches talks #🐓 anon #dottore love notes <3 #yk i had the perfect image for this #its the panel of webttore sitting and there's a tiny kitten on his foot #unfortunately i lost it #also!! i was playing stardew and i got a chicken statue.. i immediately thought of you #i placed it near my coop in your joyous honor

[gay-jewish-bucky]

Yom Kippur anon. What is the preferred material for Bucky's sukkah? Also, cat sukkah? And does the cat sukkah only "exist" for the holiday?

Wonderful to hear from you again!

For Bucky's sukkah, I've kind of fallen in love with this pre-fab style

The frame is built with leftover lumber used to build their house, it's crafted in such a way that makes it easy to re-assemble and disassemble at the start and end of Sukkot each year.

Steve and Bucky collect the flowers, leaves, and branches to decorate the sukkah from the meadow on their land.

Because of this, the plants that decorate the sukkah vary widely from year-to-year based on when Sukkot falls.

Since they grew up in Brooklyn, the very limited space means that this is Bucky's first proper sukkah and he's over the moon about it.

An added benefit to sukkahs draped with netting is that the netting will protect you from being devoured by mosquitos when sleeping in them.

Alpine's Sukkah lives within the main sukkah.

The base is a cube-shaped enclosure made up of a wood frame and wire walls.

The inside is cosy and full of her favourite blankets and toys, along with some food, water and a small litterbox.

The outside is decorated nearly identically to the way the main sukkah is decorated (light and airy fabric included) but for Alpine the flowers and other greenery are cat-safe hand-crafted decorations made by Steve.

The door is open during the day when they're all in the sukkah together, so she can roam around (while on a long leash) the main sukkah and can also take naps in hers.

At night, she'll sleep inside her mini sukkah with Steve and Bucky next to her because she doesn't like being away from her person.

#Assorted Jewish Writings - Alpine #Jewish Holiday Writings - Sukkot #marvel #mcu #stevebucky #stucky #jewish bucky #jewish bucky barnes #jewish!bucky #jewish!bucky barnes #bucky #bucky barnes #james bucky barnes #james buchanan barnes #alpine elizabeth rogers barnes #alpine barnes #alpine the cat #yk anon

[valyrfia]

the lestappen drought has caused charlos homoeroticity

Max desperately trying to get Charles back on the podium to save him from himself and his inherent need to be mildly homoerotic with another driver at least once per weekend.

#i'm compelled by charlos now but yk the SECOND charles and max have their arms around each other's waists again i'm gone #soz i'm married to lestappen i'm just having a charlos affair atm #charlos #lestappen #asks #anon

[daftpatience]

tadaa! these got their debut at penti-con and they'll be going up for preorder in november: animal crossing inspired stationery pads. there are 10 total designs you can see in my shop! if you're an ac fan you'll probably recognize them (or the different papers that inspired them!)

#level up your anon hate game with these (dont actually but yk for fun if your friend would get a laugh outta it then yeah) #animal crossing #notepads #stationery #letter writing #pen pals #snail mail

[httpiastri]

paul in the interview on his story 🥹 biggest pookie ever and,,,,,, i maybe wanna kiss his cheeks also but just a little, definitely not in a weird way

i present to you, paul aron: king of being the cutest man in the world while also being insanely handsome

#HE LOOKS SO GOOD #IM ???? #i also wanna kiss his little cheeks #maybe just a little lip peck aswell #but no no not in a weird way…… #yk what else i rlly wanna do? also in a not weird way? #pull my hand through his hair……. #never said that before 🤡🤡 #oh to feel his strands between my fingers #:(((( #the curls are so cute in this clip aaaaa #i was supposed to post this last night when i made the gifs but now that it's not 3am anymore i see how awful they look lmao #or well it's gorgeous because it's paul but the quality….. #asks! #anon! #f1 #f2 #paul aron

[starheirxero]

So I found this on youtube-

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9fPjEAZUd-s

This is so Lunar and Eclipse- This is SO Lunar and Eclipse, my goodness-

Hyperlink here but also anon how DARE YOU SO CASUALLY LEAVE THIS IN MY INBOX THIS DESTROYED ME. I got around to watching this a few says ago and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it. Maybe you were never nice at all. I thought you liked me. FUCK EVERYTHING I made it into a mini comic because of how hard this gut punched me WHATEVER!!!! DIES ON THE FLOOR.

#asks #anon #LITERALLY DEVESTATING. ITS SO THEM IT ACTUALLY MADE ME TEAR UP A LITTLE BIT AHAJAHSJSNDK #THEY MAKE ME UNWELL. STARTS PUNCHING AIR. DIES ALL OVER THE FLOOR. AAUAUAAGHGHHHHH #sun and moon show #the sun and moon show #tsams #sams lunar #lunar sams #lunar #sams eclipse #eclipse sams #eclipse #eclipse and lunar show #< implied 2 be around that time. yk...... #angst #xero creations

[sneeb-canons]

Mind has a habit of carrying people in the bridal position. Not necessarily in a romantic manner, it's just the way he learned how to do it best.

Headcanon #557

#chonny jash #submission #cj mind #chonnys charming chaos compendium #whats funnier is that logistically. that is a very unpractical way to carry someone #at least in the sense of if you need to carry someone in need or like in danger or smth [iirc that is] #however i choose to believe Mind does this anyway #I feel like his arms & back are strong enough to properly carry anyone bridal style so yk i agree anon