things ruewen simber has done that i feel best reflect who she is
started a bar fight with the strongest member of their party to distract the owner from the keys being stolen from her, immediately got thrown across the room into a wall, it worked
suggested stealing robes from unconscious/dead evil clergy members in order to infiltrate an evil church, it worked
ignored a horrendously gay moment by watching a roly poly walk along a porch railing, it worked (and she named her cat after it)
figured out she wasn't in fact dyslexic because uh oh! she could suddenly read deep speech
tried to have a pretty girl hold her hand because she did not yet have darkvision and needed to walk into a pitch black cave, it didn't work and she's still upset about it
her and the aforementioned pretty girl are now in a will-they won't-they relationship that can only be described as schrodinger's romance
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sally jackson is literally the only person ever. she's so amazing. she's perfect. she's so kind it makes people cry. she listens to nirvana. she's beautiful. she fought a bull. she can cook. she's everyone's mother. she's a writer. she sings sad songs and applies them to her life and cries. she killed her abusive ex husband and sold him to get money for an apartment. she used to work at a candy store and bring percy samples of his favourite flavours. she shot a monster with a police gun in the middle of a war. she started making food blue because she's petty and she knew it would piss gabe off. she's an icon. she's the moment. no. 1 milf. no one's doing it like her.
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RIP Annabeth, I just know Percy sacrificing himself for you, after knowing you for a week, after telling you that you’ve done more for him this week than his father ever has, is permanently altering the brain chemistry of your avoidant attachment self
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She finally gave in and told Chat more about who she likes. He's not very good at cat-ching context clues
(in case you see this version alone, here's a little bonus I drew ;3 )
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used up all my art juices, april enjoyers here's some food
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based on this . free her she aint done nothing wrong she’s just an asset gal. @raystel gave me the idea its perfect
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