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anotherfuckingmarvelfanaccount · 2 years

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I Lost My Phone! (Avengers x Reader)

So due to all of the birthday posts celebrating Steve, I realized that on my school-induced Tumblr hiatus, I missed a shit-ton of birthdays between Bucky’s and Steve’s. So there’s gonna be a ton of birthday posts coming for the MCU characters that I can find birthdays for. In the meantime, enjoy this fic that’s taken me months to write and find inspiration for.

Warnings: slight Sam x Reader, my taste in music (that deserves its own warning any day), reader being called just about every nickname I could think of, swearing.

Word Count: 3950

Summary: Reader’s ADHD causes her to lose her phone a lot, when the Avengers find out she has specialized ringtones for all of them, they’re obsessed with finding out what they all are.

For an Avenger, you were actually pretty young. You were older than Peter, but still younger than Wanda and Pietro. You were close with all three of them, and you all loved to make references that confused the fuck out of everyone else. You also had ADHD, which meant lots of things. For you, it meant that something specific, like a bobby pin from 3 years ago, was fresh in your mind. Your top left desk drawer, underneath the colouring books, to be exact. But, you were always fidgeting with something; your ring, a pen, tapping your fingers, and literally anything you could get your hands on. You spaced out a lot, so you would fidget with a pen during meetings so you could actually pay attention. Also, you had this terrible habit of losing everything that wasn’t specific; your phone, wallet, keys were left everywhere around the compound.

You were sitting in the lab one day, fidgeting with a brain puzzle Tony had left on his lab bench while he was upgrading something into your suit. “Kiddo?” He asked, “Peter just texted me that he texted you hours ago and you still haven’t responded. He wants to know if you’re mad at him, and if you’re still on for that late lunch picnic.”

“Oh, would you let him know that I’m not mad at him and that I’ll get all the stuff for the picnic if he’s willing to swing us to where we’re going?” You responded.

“Sure, I can do that,” Tony replied, drafting his response to Peter. “Why haven’t you responded to him?”

You laughed. “I have no idea where my phone is, Mr. Stark. I haven’t seen it in hours, and I have no clue where I left it.”

Tony laughed too, having done the same thing many times over the years, though you did it far more often than he ever did. “I’ll just call you then, it’ll help. Unless your phone’s on vibrate?”

“No, it’s not on vibr- wait, don’t call me!” You exclaimed, but it was too late. Who’s Your Daddy by Toby Keith started playing from upstairs, and you ran up to the kitchen where you found your phone ringing on the counter.

Clint and Natasha were sitting at the counter, drinking yet another coffee. “Why is that your ringtone for Tony?” She asked.

“I, uh- it’s- I-” You stumbled over your words, turning your phone off, blushing as Tony came up the stairs behind you.

“Why is that your ringtone for me, kiddo?” He asked, wrapping an arm around your shoulders. You could easily escape if you wanted to, but it was his way of letting you know that he actually wanted an answer.

“My dad was shitty, my parents sold me into HYDRA as soon as my powers manifested, and when you guys got me out.. I just kinda.. y’know.” You said, hiding your head in your hands.

Clint rubbed your arm softly, “Hey, don’t forget about that picnic with Peter.”

“Oh, shit! He’ll be here any minute! I have to pack the food!” You scrambled around the kitchen, your gravitational powers making everything around you float as you did, and you didn’t even notice Tony slip your phone into your back pocket, just so you wouldn’t forget it again.

There was a knock in the kitchen doorway, and you turned to see Peter. “Y/N/N!”

“Peter!” You ran over to wrap him in a hug.

“You didn’t have your phone, did you?”

“Had no idea where it was. Mr. Stark had to call me.” You said, nuzzling into his chest.

Peter chuckled, “So I guess they know what your ringtone is now?” You blushed and pressed yourself further into his chest, wanting to disappear. “Do they know what it is for me?” He asked. You shook your head and tried to stop him from pulling his phone out, but he called you anyways.

You grabbed his hand and started leaving with the food as the Spiderman theme song started playing in your pocket. You turned it off and called behind you. “Goodbye Mr. Barton, Ms. Romanoff, Mr. Dad!”

“What did she just say?” You heard Tony ask as the doors shut behind the both of you.

“What did I do?” You asked while Peter was swinging you to a spot you had deemed as the ‘Kids Room’. Only Peter, Wanda, Pietro, and you were allowed in, and it was just a treehouse that Tony had built in the woods that surrounded the Compound. But it was fun not letting any of the other Avengers in.

“You called Mr. Stark something you probably didn’t mean to.”

“Peter, what did I say?”

“You called him ‘Mr. Dad.’” Peter explained, you groaned, hiding your face in his neck.

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The next time you couldn’t find your phone was actually the next day in the gym. Tony had designed you special wireless headphones that would work up to a mile away from your actual phone. Meaning that your phone could be anywhere in the Compound, and while listening to your music, you would have no idea. You had come back last night from your outing with Peter, and got him to swing you directly up to your bedroom so you didn’t have to run into anyone else, before kissing his cheek and telling him good night. You didn’t have feelings for him, it was just something you two always did.

“Captain Rogers!” You called from your place on top of the gymnastics bars, “Have you seen my phone anywhere? I can’t remember where I left it.”

Steve shook his head in response, “I’m sorry, kiddo, I haven’t. Do you want me to call it for you?” He asked, pulling his phone out already.

“Yeah, that might be a good idea- wait.” You dropped off the bars as soon as you heard the first bar of Ice Ice Baby. “Shit!” You exclaimed, running towards the noise.

“Language!” Steve called, following you. His super-soldier hearing was sure to hear what his ringtone was.

You pulled open the cabinet with the mugs, where you had left your phone this morning after pouring your coffee, and declined the call. “Thanks, Captain.” You muttered, walking off to take your post-training shower.

“I’m starting to think she does this on purpose,” Clint said, poking his head out of the vents.

“What do you mean?” Steve asked in response.

“Just yesterday Y/N forgot where her phone was while Peter was trying to get a hold of her, and Tony had to call her phone. It was sitting on the counter. At least she has a good sense of humour. I wonder what her ringtone is for me..” He wondered thoughtfully.

“What was her ringtone for Tony?” Steve always had more questions.

“Some country song called Who’s Your Daddy. Y/N evidently sees Stark as a father figure, she even called him Mr. Dad by accident yesterday as she was leaving for her picnic with Peter.”

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It was only a few hours later when you couldn’t find your phone yet again. “I’m starting to wonder if someone’s just moving it when I’m not paying attention.” You said, patting your pockets as you walked into the kitchen where Clint was pouring yet another cup of coffee.

“What’s wrong, kiddo?” He asked.

“I can’t find my phone, again!” You exclaimed. “It’s the second time today that it hasn’t been exactly where I thought it was!”

Clint chuckled, “Where did you think you left it this time?”

“My pocket.” You deadpanned, subtly looking behind him to see if he had hidden it from you so he could find out what his ringtone was.

“Should I call you?”

“I wouldn’t. I’ll find it in a few minutes, don’t worry about it.” It was at that moment that you heard Men in Tights from Robin Hood coming from in between the couch cushions.

You dove towards the couch, but Clint, being taller and stronger, beat you there. “Really? This is my ringtone?”

“Robin Hood’s an archer!” You defended yourself, reaching across him for your phone to turn it off.

Nat walked in at that moment, and started chuckling at the position the two of you were in. “So, sexual tension with people other than your wife, Barton?”

“Nat, he took my phone.” You whined, unable to reach it without physically climbing him.

“Clint, give Y/N her phone back. Y/N, stop getting mad that people are finding out what your ringtones for them are. You have an excellent sense of humor, and nobody has been mad about their ringtone yet.”

“You guys are keeping a list, aren’t you?” You grimaced.

Clint and Natasha both laughed, “And keeping track of who laughs at which one.” He added.

“Ouch.” You said softly, putting your phone back in your pocket and heading back into the kitchen. “What’s for dinner?”

“Nobody’s really sure yet. What do you want?” Nat replied.

“If there’s one thing I learned from my missions with HYDRA, it was how to make a mean mac n’ cheese.” You said, pulling the ingredients out of the cupboards.

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When you woke up the next morning, it was to someone banging on your door. “Y/N! Training! You’re late!”

You groaned, rolling towards the noise and off the edge of your bed. “Fuck!” You exclaimed, having hit your head on the nightstand.

Bucky rushed in, “Y/N, are you alright, doll?” He helped you sit up while you were holding the back of your head.

“I-” You hissed softly, “hit my head. It hurts, Sarge.”

“Yeah, you’ve got a pretty good gash there, kid. Why weren’t you already up?”

“I don’t know where my phone is, it never went off with my alarm. I always leave it plugged in right there.” You explained, pointing to your laptop, which was currently plugged in. “Huh, charged the laptop last night instead?”

“Let me call you, doll. And then we’ll get you down to Helen in the medbay to get you all fixed up, you’re bleeding.”

“Okay, that’s a good plan.” You started to say, “Wait, my ringt-” But it was too late, Rasputin was playing from somewhere under your bed.

Bucky laid down on his stomach to get it for you. “Nice choice, kid.” He said, passing your phone back to you before he picked you up bridal style. “Let’s get you to Helen.”

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You were able to keep track of your phone for the next three days, but while reading on the couch you realized it had been hours since you had last seen it. “Ms. Romanoff?” You called, knowing she was sitting in the kitchen. “I haven’t seen my phone in hours, have you seen it anywhere?”

“Sorry, sweetie, I haven’t. I can call you?” She pulled her phone out, and as she did you remembered what your ringtone is for her.

“I wouldn’t do-” You started to say until you heard Black Widow by Iggy Azalea playing from the fridge. You stood up and walked over to it, opening the door. “What the fuck is my phone doing in there?”

“You must’ve traded your phone for a YOP drink.” Natasha said, ending the call from her end of the phone. “Hm, Barnes was right, you do have good taste in music.”

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With Bruce you were always pretty good at keeping your phone handy, which was good, because you didn’t actually have a special ringtone for him, which you guessed made him special in his own right. You just could never think of a song that fit him well enough to be special enough for his ringtone. You spent a little extra time with Bruce to make up for it, plus you figured that whenever you moved your phone, he would make sure that he knew where it was so you wouldn’t lose it. You had a sneaking suspicion that Hulk liked you too, if the way you were able to calm him down was any indication.

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It was about a week after Natasha had helped you find your phone that you had lost it again. Thor and Loki were back, and while Loki often stayed on Asgard, since Thor insisted he was actually the better king, you enjoyed getting to spend time with both of them. They did both have phones now, since Tony had forced it upon them both last time they were on Earth, so you all would have a means of getting a hold of them, other than praying Heimdall would hear you. They both immediately came to you for help on understanding the Midgardian device. Similar to what Steve and Bucky did with their first phones too, actually.

You had been searching for the last 20 minutes, all over the Compound, and you couldn’t find your phone anywhere. It wasn’t anywhere in your room, your bathroom, you checked all the kitchen cupboards and the fridge, twice; and you had even checked all the furniture in the main living room where you and Loki had been quietly reading that morning after training. Nothing. Your phone was nowhere to be found. You had even poked your head into the lab while Tony and Bruce were gone to see if Peter had seen it. Still no. Your phone was gone. You were just going to have to get a new one and transfer over all of the data. You groaned, flopping down on the couch, data transfers take for-fucking-ever.

“Little angel?” Loki asked. “Is something wrong?”

“I can’t find my phone, as per usual. I’m just gonna go get a new one and do a data transfer, which takes for-fucking-ever to load and it’s annoying as shit.” You flopped your head to look over at him on the other couch, pouting.

“Why don’t you just get someone to call your phone?” He asked. “I can do it if you’d like.”

You sighed, resigned to have left it somewhere stupid yet again. “I guess you’re my last option, Mischief.” Loki pulled his phone out of his pocket and tapped on your contact, calling you. bad guy by Billie Eilish started playing from down the hall, in the training room. You ran towards the noise, picking your phone up once you got there. “Now I remember! I didn’t have pockets in my workout clothes this morning, so I left my phone on the bench. I haven’t needed it, so I didn’t think twice about not having it.”

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You also didn’t have a ringtone for Rhodey, but he was almost never around, and he never called you anyways. You only had his number in case of emergency, mostly for when Tony was stupidly drunk or if he was fighting with Steve and nobody could get them off of each other.

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The morning after Loki had helped you find your phone, you couldn’t find it again. “Nope, I’m not gonna bother, it’ll show up in a few minutes.. or hours..” You mumbled, curling up on the couch with your book.

Three hours later, after finishing your book, going to training, taking a shower, making everyone lunch, and running some errands, you still hadn’t seen your phone anywhere. You retraced your steps throughout the day, pausing momentarily to ask Bruce if you had had it when you stopped in the lab this morning to ask Tony about an upgrade to your suit. Apparently not.

“Lady Y/N?” Thor asked, coming up behind you. “Are you feeling alright? You’ve been running back and forth across the compound looking like a- what’s the saying?”

“A chicken with my head cut off?” You asked, sighing.

“Yes, that’s it!” Thor exclaimed. “Is something wrong?”

“I can’t find my phone, Thor. That’s all. I’m sure it’ll turn up somewhere.”

Thor picked you up and put you on his shoulders. “If I called you, milady, would it help?”

“I suppose..” You told him, using your gravitational powers to float safely back to the ground. Thor pulled his phone out and you heard Thunder by Imagine Dragons playing from the lab downstairs. “But.. I didn’t have it when I was down here this morning? I guess I could’ve left it down here last night and since it’s the weekend none of my alarms would’ve gone off.”

“Oh, crap, Y/N, I am so sorry.” Bruce said, looking up from his computer. “I was cleaning up the lab this morning and I must’ve put some things on top of your phone and then Tony moved them, and-”

“Bruce, if I had really needed it, I would’ve gotten someone to call it for me sooner. My only missed call is from Thor. Trust me, it’s alright.”

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When you couldn’t find your phone again right after dinner, you were starting to worry about yourself. I can’t possibly misplace it this often, you thought to yourself. Somebody has to be moving it when I’m not paying attention so they can find out all my ringtones. Or maybe I really am this forgetful. Should I ask Dr. Cho about upping my meds? Should I go off my meds and see what happens? Should I-

“Y/N/N? You alright, sweetie?” Sam asked, interrupting your train of thought.

You jumped, not having heard his knock on your door. “Oh, Sammy! You scared me! I didn’t hear you come in.”

“It’s alright. You were really lost in thought, huh?”

“Yeah, I was.” You ducked your head, blushing. “Did you need something?”

“I was just coming to check on you. FRIDAY said you were in here pacing.”

“Oh, yeah, I do that when I’m stressed. Sorry.”

“It doesn’t bother me, honey. Why are you stressed?” He asked, sitting on your bed and patting the spot next to him.

“I just feel like somebody has to be taking my phone and hiding it. I can’t possibly misplace it this often, right? I was thinking that I should talk to Dr. Cho about my med dosage since I feel like I’m more disorganized on them than I am off. It’s not even just my phone, other than the bobby pin under the colouring books in my top left desk drawer, I never know where anything is anymore.”

“Okay, so we’ll find your phone and go talk to Helen about your meds. Problem solved.” Sam wrapped an arm around you and pulled out his phone to call you.

You nuzzled into his side and mumbled, “What if I don’t want you to find out what my ringtone for you is?”

He kissed the top of your head. “We’ve all loved your ringtones for us, honey. Do you trust me?”

“Of course I do.” As you said this, Sam clicked the ‘call’ button on your contact and Fly Like A Bird by Nelly Furtado started playing from the hallway. You opened the door and found your phone on the little table next to your door. “Fuck.” You said under your breath.

“Hey,” Sam said, wrapping you in a hug and resting his chin on your head. “That’s hilarious, sweetie. I love it.”

You turned around in his arms and wrapped your own around him, “You’re not mad?”

“Of course not. Now what’s this I hear about Barnes having his hands on my girl last week while I was on a mission?”

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After fixing your meds up with Sam and Dr. Cho, you were able to keep track of your phone for about 5 days. Sam helped. But, now, you had just finished training with Wanda and Pietro and you had no idea where your phone was. This was especially making you think you were crazy since these workout clothes have pockets. Both front and back. “Sammy! Have you seen my phone?” You asked, poking your head into his apartment.

“Sorry, sweetheart.” He called from under the bathroom sink. “Have you asked Wanda and Pietro? I know you were just training with them.”

“Nope, I came here on my way to them. I’ll see you tonight?”

“Of course you will, it’s movie night.”

“Right, yeah. I forgot. Okay, I’m gonna go find Wanda and Piet, but I’ll see you later.” You said, kissing his forehead and shutting the door behind you. The next thing you knew, you heard Red by Taylor Swift playing from somewhere above you. That was your ringtone for Wanda, she was calling you?

“Up here, sora!” You heard Wanda call from the balcony. Looking up, you saw her waving your phone and you quickly used your gravity powers to float it down to you. “Oh, Y/N/N, you did such a great job controlling your powers!” Wanda shouted, running down the stairs to wrap you in a hug.

Pietro was right behind her, and all of a sudden you were in the middle of a group hug with the twins. “Well, princessa, now that we know what your ringtone for Wanda is, we have to find out what it is for me.”

“Speed, I am speed.” came blaring through your phone speakers in the voice of Owen Wilson, who played Lightning McQueen in the movie Cars. You sighed, dropping your head onto Wanda’s shoulder as you declined Pietro’s call.

“That is the best thing in the world, princessa.” Pietro said, speeding you back to your apartment. “We’ll see you at movie night tonight?”

You nodded, leaning in the doorway. “Of course you will, Speedy. I wouldn’t miss it for the world.”

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The next morning, just when you thought you were done with everybody calling you to find out their ringtone, King T’Challa and Princess Shuri showed up.

“Y/N?” Shuri asked, knocking on your door, “Are you awake yet, love?”

You flung your door open, “Yes, I am, but I was looking for my phone before I came out for breakfast.”

“Oh, let me just call you.” Shuri pulled out her phone and called you, and Get Lucky by Daft Punk and Pharrell Williams started playing from down the hallway, in the kitchen.

You walked down the hall, into the kitchen, where everybody was eating breakfast, blushing. “Couldn’t find your phone again, honey?” Sam asked. You nodded, grabbing it out from under your favourite mug.

“How did it even get out here? I had it last night in bed.”

“No you didn’t, you were in here making popcorn and brought your phone with you. You never brought it back, so I just assumed you grabbed it on our way to bed last night.”

“I must not have.” You said, finally remembering to hang up the call to make the song stop.

Natasha wrote something down on her phone, you assumed she was continuing to add to the list of ringtones she was keeping. “Hey, T’Challa, you’re the only one that we don’t know Y/N’s ringtone for, would you mind calling her for us?” Tony asked.

“Of course I can,” T’Challa said, pulling his phone out.

You quickly tapped on your phone, changing T’Challa’s ringtone while you still had a chance. Unfortunately, you weren’t fast enough because The Pink Panther started playing as your phone lit up with a call from the Wakandan King. “Crap.” You mumbled, declining the call.

“Oh, honey.” Sam said, walking over to you and wrapping you in a hug. “Your sense of humour is absolutely the light of our lives. Has anybody disliked what Y/N/N’s ringtone for them was?” Everybody shook their heads.

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All in all, losing your phone so often because of your ADHD didn’t end up being so bad. But Clint got his ass kicked when Peter found your phone left in the vents one day. Turns out, when Clint isn’t hiding your phone, you actually don’t lose it all that often.

I hope you enjoyed! Once again, I have no idea how to end fics, so you get that piece of shit as a last paragraph.

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hunkrat-stims · 1 year

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Thor Odinson Stimboard using dice, calligraphy, paint, bioluminescence, glittter and beads! Check out my TikTok apothecary_stims!

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blankspacefanfics · 9 months

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Okay to ask for: age regression, adhd, autism, ocd, anxiety, depression, self harm, smut, fluff, angst, poly relationships, canonxcanon, canonxreader

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justfuckmeyourselfyoucoward · 6 months

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Avengers as stuff my band director has said

Steve Rogers- My grandma moves faster then that, and she's dead!

Tony Stark- (my name) you terrible child. *what did I do?* I haven't decided yet.

Clint Barton- Someone can bring a nintendo switch. Then I'll show you children how to play mariokart.

Natasha Romanoff- You missed it you goobers.

Bruce Banner- This is what ADHD sounds like.

Thor Odinson- Keep the notes short, like (my name)

#avengers #marvel #memes #lol

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captainenjolras · 2 years

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My headcanons for marvel characters that I include in my writing that I’m sharing cause I’m trying this new thing where I do what makes me happy regardless about what other people think pt. 1: OG 6 edition!

Tony Stark

Sexuality: bi

Gender + pronouns: cis, he/him

Race/heritage: white (Italian)

Mental: OCD, PTSD, anxiety

Physical: asthma

Defining traits (personality): snarky, caring, sarcastic, fun-loving

Defining traits (physical): hooked nose, large eyes

Relationship status: dating Stephen Strange

Best friends: James Rhodes, Pepper Potts, Bruce Banner, Natasha Romanoff, Happy Hogan

Random facts: big nerd, cat person, pierced his nose when he was 16 by himself but passed out while doing so and just decided to give up

Steve Rogers

Sexuality: bi, polyam

Gender + pronouns: trans man, he/him

Race/heritage: white (Irish)

Mental: PTSD, depression, ADHD

Physical: n/a post serum, vitiligo

Defining traits (personality): loyal, comforting, firm, no-nonsense

Defining traits (physical): top surgery scars, buff

Relationship status: dating Bucky Barnes and Sam Wilson

Best friends: Natasha Romanoff, Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson, Wanda Maximoff

Random facts: Star Wars fan, dog person, he broke his arm 3 times pre-serum

Natasha Romanoff

Sexuality: lesbian

Gender + pronouns: demi-girl, she/they

Race/heritage: white (Russian)

Mental: PTSD, depression, paranoia

Physical: n/a

Defining traits (personality): caring, loyal, dependable, hype-girl

Defining traits (physical): fire red hair, TALL, scars

Relationship status: dating Maria Hill

Best friends: Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange, Clint Barton

Random facts: still practices ballet, good cook, can’t sing for the life of her

Bruce Banner

Sexuality: bi

Gender + pronouns: trans masculine nonbinary, he/they

Race/heritage: Hispanic (Mexican and Brazilian)

Mental: autism, PTSD, DID, anxiety, depression

Physical: needs glasses unless he’s the Hulk

Defining traits (personality): gentle, dorky, smart, kind

Defining traits (physical): top surgery scars, stretch marks, VERY curly hair, scars, freckles everywhere

Relationship status: dating Thor

Best friends: Thor, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanoff, Loki, Valkyrie, Korg, Stephen Strange

Random facts: giant nerd someone help him, actually has multiple piercings (done pre-Hulk obviously), always cold (that’s why him and Thor work so well)

Clint Barton

Sexuality: aroace

Gender + pronouns: trans masculine demi-boy, he/they

Race/heritage: white (Irish and German)

Mental: autism, PTSD, ADHD

Physical: deaf

Defining traits (personality): fun-loving, kind, dependable, sly

Defining traits (physical): top surgery scars, hearing aids, always has bandages somewhere on them, bright blonde hair

Relationship status: n/a

Best friends: Natasha Romanoff, Scott Lang, Sam Wilson, Thor, Wanda Maximoff

Random facts: double jointed and everyone hates it, can’t cook at all, his favorite series is the Real Housewives shows

Thor Odinson

Sexuality: pan

Gender + pronouns: cis, he/they

Race/heritage: …Norse God

Mental: ADHD, PTSD, depression

Physical: missing an eye

Defining traits (personality): hyper, kind, comforting, brave

Defining traits (physical): fake eye, buff, VERY tall, scars

Relationship status: dating Bruce Banner

Best friends: Loki, Bruce Banner, Valkyrie, Jane Foster, Darcy Lewis, Korg, Rocket, Peter Parker, Steve Rogers

Random facts: surprisingly also a very big nerd, abuses his allspeak and gets into arguments with animals, always warm (that’s why him and Bruce work so well)

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saintseverity · 1 year

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get to know the mun !

putting this under a read-more so i don't clog tags & to make u all click on my blogue <3

what’s your phone wallpaper : lock screen is miss piggy as satine, home screen is sam reid's lestat in the finale hehe

last song you listened to : according to my phone it's princess leia's theme bc i like to fall asleep to it. i think in the waking hours it was probably smth by springsteen

currently reading : i don't know how to read. just kidding i checked out springsteen's autobio from my library but my adhd ass has not sat down to read it yet.

last show : new girl rewatch number. 3ish i think? currently on s3.

craving : change. lots of sleep.

what are you wearing right now : are you gay? 🤨

how tall are you? : 5'2" #short king

piercings / tattoos? : lobes pierced twice on both ears. 6 tattoos! 5 of them are on my legs. the one on my shoulder matches one my sister has. ask me about my mcr tattoo. or my springsteen tattoo.

glasses ? contacts? : both bc i have astigmatism. fun fact my glasses have "beep beep" engraved into one of the arms on the inside.

last thing you ate? : it's about to be peanut butter m&ms

favorite color(s) : purple, green, blue, and pink. not necessarily in that order but purple is definitely first.

any pets : a black cat named loki :3

do you have a crush right now? : i have a crush on young jim henson if that counts.

favorite fictional character : kermit the frog <3 (i have a kermit tattoo :0] ) and many more but i will list the ones that make my brain go wheeee: thor odinson, luke skywalker, samwise gamgee, buffy summers. also ikaris (eternals) obviously.

last place you traveled : pennsylvania to visit family

tagged by : @jupiter3

tagging : @withinthesebones and anyone else who wants to!

#st. ooc.#got intimidated by the search function and overthought what might need to be censored so u get a readmore sorrz

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sash-au · 11 months

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Chris Odinson

Full Name: Christopher Gaean Odinson

Aliases: Chris, Crown Prince Christopher

Affiliation and Relationships

Team: Asgardians

Relatives: Thor Odinson (Dad), Sigfrid Odinson (Mom; Deceased), Bruce Banner (Stepdad), Loki Laufeyson (Auncle), Sylvie Laufeyson (Auncle), Ashley Odinson (Sister), Breanna Banner (Stepsister), Laura Laufeyson (Cousin)

S/O: n/a (Future: Tessa Danvers, Steve Coulson)

Close Friends: Clint Rogers-Romanoff, Kennedy Foster

Pets: Rat (Cheeseball; His)

Characteristics

Age: 16

Birthday: June 19

Gender: Trans Man

Pronouns: He/They

Sexuality: Bisexual

Height: 5'6"

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Blonde

Mental Illnesses/Disorders/Etc: PTSD, ADHD

Species: Asgardian (God)

Unusual Features: Large Scars over Left Eye and Torso

Powers and Origin

Powers: Sound Manipulation

Origin: God of Sound

Place of Origin: New Asgard

Personal Information

Citizenship: Asgardian

Occupation: n/a

Education: In High School

Language(s): Allspeak

Personality Type: ENFJ

School Information

Starting Year: 4

Starting Class: 1A

Notes and Trivia

He's the crown prince of New Asgard

He looks a lot like his mom

He's a bit of a pyromaniac

They're learning the guitar

They have zero impulse control

He's constantly late

He loves sunflowers and has a garden behind the King's Manor with sunflowers and vegetables that he sells at the farmer's market

#sash au character info #chris odinson

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ao3feed-thor · 1 year

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Uncontrollable

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/r9w24vA

by IronMickey

Bruce is the Hulk, which is fine. He played with some dangerous matches in the past and now he has to learn to live with the burns. In the months since Natasha forced him out of hiding, turning him into an Avenger he has been finding it harder and harder to control the 'other guy' constantly lurking in the back rooms of his mind. The Hulk is uncontrollable, and Bruce is terrified. What if he hurts his friends? What if he can't save everyone? What if he can't save everyone from himself? What if he is exactly what he was always terrified of becoming? A Monster. . . . . . . . . . TW: Anxiety attacks, Anxious thoughts, Depression, Suicidal thoughts, intrusive thoughts

Words: 10328, Chapters: 4/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers, The Incredible Hulk, Captain America, Ironman, Blackwidow - Fandom, Hawkeye - Fandom, Thor - Fandom

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Other

Characters: Bruce Banner, The Hulk, Steve Rogers, Captain America - Character, Clint Barton, Hawkeye, Tony Stark, Ironman - Character, Natasha Romanov, blackwidow - Character, Nick Fury, Thor Odinson, S.H.I.E.L.D - Character

Relationships: Tony & Pepper Potts

Additional Tags: Bruce Banner - Freeform, Hulk - Freeform, the hulk - Freeform, The Incredible Hulk - Freeform, The Avengers - Freeform, Marvel Cinematic Universe - Freeform, ADHD, Depression, Anxiety, Dyslexia, tony stark - Freeform, ironman - Freeform, clint barton - Freeform, Hawkeye - Freeform, steve rogers - Freeform, Captain America - Freeform, natasha romanov - Freeform, blackwidow, Thor Odinson - Freeform, Science Bros, Science Bros Bruce Banner & Tony Stark, Bruce Banner & Natasha Best friends, Steve Rogers Needs a Hug, Nick Fury is Not Amused, Clint Barton is mischevious, PTSD, S.H.I.E.L.D - Freeform, Protective Bruce Banner, Bruce Banner Needs a Hug, Pepper Potts - Freeform, Bisexual Steve Rogers, Found Family, Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov Friendship, Natasha Romanov Needs a Hug, Protective Thor (Marvel), Tony Stark autistic, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Tony Stark Needs a Hug, Neuro Divergent Avengers, ND, Bruce doesnt know social cues, The Avengers all need ahug

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/r9w24vA

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #thor

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dorkofclanlavellan · 2 years

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Hey hey! If it isn’t too much trouble, could I please have a male marvel matchup please?

Personality: I’m super chill until you mess with someone I care about or someone who can’t stand up for themselves. I’m a nerd when it comes to history, cultures and music. Although I’m not shy or have that much trouble making friends, I’m a total loner. To the point that I’ve moved to other countries by myself and often travel alone. I also go to bars and cafes alone from time to time. I’m pretty adventurous. I can be in my feelings sometimes but I’ve gotten better about not crying in front of others or showing my anger until I’m alone. I also try to stand up for what’s right and be understanding of those different from me. I’m pretty chill on the outside despite me having both adhd and anxiety and I’m generally friendly to everyone which can get me in trouble sometimes when it’s looked at as flirting. I don’t have crushes that often but when I do I’m super into him until I see we’re not getting anywhere and I’ll disappear if I feel like things are taking too long to come into fruition. That being said I can be really impatient and easily bored when it comes to romance but with just about everything else I’m pretty levelheaded and think things through. I’m usually the friend that throws parties or plans trips or hang outs. I’m pretty independent too. I can talk to anyone but I have to recharge and sometimes that can take days or weeks of me being alone. I’m really bad about standing up for myself but I stand up for others easily and hate intolerance.

Appearance: I’m a 27 year old black woman with locs that I sometimes put crystals in. I have a whimsigoth style. I’ve been compared to a fairy as far as my features go since I have high cheekbones, look young for my age, feminine with sharpish features and expressive eyes. I have a really smirky smile as well.

Interests: I love listening to music, I play bass guitar, love traveling and experiencing other cultures. I also like collecting crystals, being in nature, being around animals, reading and crocheting. I also spend a lot of time reflecting on how to be a better person. Depending on the vibe and who I’m with I can be both a partier and a homebody.

Quirks: I’m clumsy, sometimes stutters when my thoughts are too fast and my mouth can’t keep up, if I’m really really attracted to a guy I don’t really talk all that much because I’m nervous that I’ll ramble or say something stupid.

Thank you!!

Sure! Sorry it took so long!

Marvel ~ The king of himbos himself. Thor Odinson. Thor is extremely supportive, curious and would love to hearing about and participating in all of your interests.

#sorry not sorry i love this gif #thor #marvel matchup

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bowiebond · 3 years

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All superheroes are neurodivergent, and I refuse to believe otherwises. In fact, I will list some of the Marvel heroes I headcanon as ND

Scott Lang: ADHD. He jumps from fixation to fixation, his reoccurring hyperfixation being magic, he speaks out of turn and usually off topic to whatever is currently going on, has poor time management and is impulsive. He also had a strong moral code and will do what he feels is best, ie stealing from the rich. Luis and him get along so well because they’re brains are wired similarly, I’m just saying 👀

Tony Stark: ADHD/AUSTISM. This one is just as obvious as Scott. His special interest is science, he has poor social skills outside of what he’s adopted from others (masking in the form of sunglasses and a celebrity attitude), he doesn’t get social cues, is abrupt and interrupts others when hyperfocused and is know to be very impulsive. He has emotional outbursts when overwhelmed/overstimulated (though he deals with understimulation a lot too IMO), not good with empathising but is shown he can sympathise with others and even show them compassion if he’s close to them. Again, strong sense of justice that fits his own definition (deciding that he should be held responsible for his mistakes in making weapons, Ultron and Sokovia, etc).

Steve Rogers: AUTISM. Strong sense of justice, emotional outbursts, stretchy fabric/layers to avoid oversensitivity 👀, special interests were art and maybe even war/fighting, hard time making friends growing up, relates to others with his own stories when comforting people because that’s the only way he knows how, when he’s not interested in a task he will just leave without justifying it (ie the science exbo) which makes him appear arrogant (and Bucky seems used to Steve just randomly wandering off, probably cause Steve’s done it all throughout their friendship).

Bucky Barnes: ADHD. Poor time management, oversharing, bad with tones (his own and others), always seems confused because he’s almost never paying attention to a situation but instead is instead three topics ahead in his own mind, his hyperfixation in the 40’s in fantasy novels and science (specially mechanics) and he regains those fixations post-HYDRA but catching up on modern day fantasy media & boat mechanics. Makes notes of everything so he doesn’t forget anything, makes impulsive decisions all the time (freeing Zemo, asking Wakanda for new wings, moving in with Sam, etc) and has a (un)healthy dose of rejection sensitivity dysphoria.

Sam Wilson: AUTISM. Sam is the ultimate masker but this man has ASD and no one can tell me otherwise. He hates changes to his routine without his consent (ie unable to get rid of the boat, jogs every morning, etc), his special interest is technical engineering (his wings & Redwing), he often jokes at inappropriate times & refuses to apologise unless he feels he was in the wrong. Strong sense of justice, emotionally shuts down when stressed, has many casual friends but very few close friends because he finds it hard to connect with people (he connects with Nat, Steve & Bucky cause they’re all ND, duh).

Natasha Romanoff: AUTISM. Growing up in the red room forced her to be an expert at masking, but whenever she doesn’t seem to be acting ‘appropriately’, she’s shown to be uncaring of social cues, burns out easily, and thrives off routine. Her special interest was probably ballet for a long time before it was ruined for her. She wears tight clothes because she doesn’t like baggy outfits that will brush against her when she’s not expecting it and keeps her hair red because it’s her one constant that makes her feel comfortable and gives her something to focus on when she’s overwhelmed.

Peter Parker: ADHD/AUTISM. Do I really need to explain this one? I feel it’s overly on the nose. Hyperactive, special interest is spiderman, hyperfixation is science and pop culture, socially awkward and talks a little too fast for everyone else to catch up with. He’s the ADHD/ASD combo that slots right in under the wing of Tony.

James Rhodes: AUTISM. Come on. Come on. I just,,, he’s best friends with Tony Stark. He’s wanted to be in the Air Force since he was a kid, he went to MIT and has a Masters in the science of Aerospace Engineering. He’s the voice of reason and always thinks of the obvious conclusions without thought to the moral implications (ie killing baby Thanos) or the emotional process of others (ie Steve crashing into the ocean instead of jumping out of the plane). He’s stubborn and rarely yields to others opinions, even if it puts him under social scrutiny. He spends months looking for Tony when most would assume he was dead (and Rhodey has been shown to be very rational and level headed in everything else) because, honestly, I think Tony is his favourite person.

Bruce Banner: AUTISM. Bad with socialising, off in his own world half the time, ahead of conversations, heavy dose of RSD, jumps to conclusions because he interrupts others, emotional outbursts, special interest in physics (though he does have six other PHDs), etc. I’m also pretty sure he had DID as a kid (Hulk was his alter).

Thor: ADHD. Impulsive, doesn’t like change, poor time management, bouts of depression & anxiety, Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria, interrupts others, seems dumber than he is due to having no filter from brain to mouth, comfort item is his hammer, personally I think he hyperfixates on Jane Foster because she’s the first human he’s really met which is why the eventual break up isn’t as painful as say Tony’s break with Pepper.

Peter Quill: ADHD. Look I could explain this one, but it’s just his whole vibe. The obsession with old school music and film, the impulsive behaviour, the way he interacts with others, he just gives the vibe.

DC BONUS

BATMAN: AUTISM. Special interest is bats, self isolates, doesn’t get along with others because he’s socially awkward, his mask is Bruce Wayne, lives by a strict moral code, blah blah blah HES OBVIOUSLY AUTISTIC (and so are all the robins send tweet)

Reblog with your own superhero ND headcanons!!

#marvel #mcu #sam wilson #bucky barnes #Tony stark #steve Rogers #natasha romanoff #Bruce Banner #thor odinson #Peter parker #James rhodes #rhodey #Scott Lang #batman #avengers #autism #adhd #headcanons #dc comics

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ollovae3 · 3 years

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Sorry I haven't been posting here lately!! Tumblr has been glitching still, and college Has Come For My Soul, as did my booster shot!

LUCKILY I'm getting back to normal again-ish, still stressed/tired but alive!

And since I asked on IG, I want to ask here too?? For some later date??

Thoughts on ways to make Thor and/or the other MCU Æsir more deity-like or other-worldly?? This can range from drawing a bit of an aura around them, to ideas for changes to facial features or body parts!! Happy to hear any of it as long as it's SFW. 💕💖💕

#thor #thor odinson #aesir #art help #ideas?#art idea #mcu #mcu thor #asgard #school sucks #and so does depression #and adhd #and autism #i am a Barrel Of Fun arent i??

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gideonaweaponachild · 3 years

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I did Loki as Aurora she ain’t no princess she a

Queen

Maybe i’ll draw her prince.

Her prince ✨✨:

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lonelyghosts-stuff · 3 years

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I'm like, equally excited and terrified for the Loki series.

Ya see, I have a problem that stems from my ADHD and Severe Anxiety (potentially OCD too but I won't say for certain as I have not gotten a diagnosis).

I get fixated on things quite easily. When I am anticipating something for so long and I subconsciously build up expectations in my mind only for them not to be met, it breaks me.

Not just like "aw dangit. that really sucks it's not what I expected. well, moving on..."

My mind obsesses over it. It can be for the smallest thing too. Simply a song, one episode for a show, a food item, a drink, a necklace, etc. I end up getting intrusive thoughts over them too. I'll be doing fine and doing something normal when a thought about dashed expectations for something completely irrelevant to what I am currently doing just decides to rudely barge into my brain. It ends up completely ruining my moment or even the whole day if I can't manage to redirect my thoughts.

These things can affect me so much that I even stop doing something that I loved. I used to watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, but after a while of Netflix not updating the show, I got too anxious about how the show would continue, hearing about and reading about changes online, so much to the point that I stopped watching the show for fear it wouldn't end the way I wanted to, or that I couldn't even rewatch the episodes I knew I liked.

I dunno, it's hard to explain exactly how these things affect me or why they do or to even understand what exactly happens in my brain. I am super hopeful for the show and have faith in it because Tom Hiddleston has direct input, but then that also makes me even more anxious because I am adding expectation after expectation onto the show which leaves me open to more and more disappointment and fixation.

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jin0 · 2 years

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Hi!!! I'm sorry but I just saw the 1k matchup thing, and I wanted to say 1. CONGRATULATIONS!!!! I literally just found your blog but you def deserve that and more your writings awesome!!!! And 2. Are you still doing it? If so can I have a matchup?? If not please completely ignore this!!! I don't remember what you said the limit for submitting stuff was so if it ended like a week ago then please just feel awesome abt the fact that you're an awesome writer and disregard the request part lol. I'm just gonna put my personality description here in case you're still taking them!!! But no worries if not!!!!

I'm a Gemini, I'm 5'3, I'm black and Bajan with dark skin. I have pastel pink locs right now, but I like to dye my hair a lot. I love learning languages, (especially dead ones, I'm actually learning ancient Egyptian and I know a liiiiittle bit of Latin) I'm a huge music lover but I mostly listen to rock and hyperpop, I have adhd, I sleep with two stuffed animals, I collect vintage tea kettles and my aesthetics are like, a mix of grandmacore, Lolita, sort of y2k bimbocore and lovecore Ig???? and I love mythology!!!! Could talk about norse and Greek mythology, scps, twilight, and fnaf lore for literal hours

Ok again congratulations!!!!!!!!!🎊🎈🎉🍾 and again sorry if you're not taking requests anymore!!!!!!!!! Please just ignore this if that's the case lol

Have an awesome day!!!!!! :)

hi pretty @sidefanficaccounttohidemyshame !! yes it is still happening and i am still doing it and thank you so much for you incredible words love !!!

to you i give !! :

our intergalactical prince thor odinson !!

listening to you speak was one of the most interesting things thor could do and enjoyed in life. the sound of your voice picking up in tone and speed as soon as a topic you found interest in was brought up was one, if not the best thing to witness.

currently sitting on a couch, he watched you carefully, enjoying the next book he brought you from asgard's library on the greeks and their gods. as soon as the book was dropped in your hand, he chuckled as you ran around the room chanting his name and praises, your pink locs flowing after you.

he'd been watching you read this book and the many tales on greek gods but as soon as you seemed immersed enough, he slipped you a second one, more like an album this time. coming from frigga's library. it recounted the many stories of loki and thor during their childhood and over the years, some as recent as from the previous century. he would be lying if he said he did not enjoy watching you throw away the greeks to focus on something centered around him.

you hugged his bicep tightly against your chest and read the stories hand written by frigga, asking for a few more precisions on some particular moments.

watching your lips move attentively, he could not help it, the beauty you were bringing him to a state of trance. he was not focusing on anything, his thumb brought up to your face and brushing your lower lip tenderly.

could he say that he was attracted to your intelligence ? or was it your eagerness to learn ? or your happiness at everything new you discovered ? or the enthusiasm you showed each time a subject you enjoyed was brought up, giving you the opportunity to share more ? he could never truly chose, deciding that ever part of your brain and being deserved attention and worship.

you did not stop talking, used to whatever he was doing. but your eyes did leave the page for a few seconds, staring into his as you recounted his childhood with a soft and sultry voice.

he'd been an idiot to think that he would be able to ignore his urges while you read about him. his ego was fragile and anything you did made it swell with pride and love. you'd chosen him as your lover and now, you were reading about him (and his brother). he could only let all this overflowing love travel around his body to converge towards the point that could never hide how much it wanted you.

letting his thumb run lower to graze your collarbones, he caressed your skin, debating whether or not he should give in to his urges. listening to his name be repeated so long could only push his buttons further. pressing his bulge in his firm hand, he dreamt of bringing tears of pleasure up to your beautiful eyes as you raved about his glorious battles.

the choice was made when he crossed your gaze, soft, loving and anticipating his next move.

"you desire me my love ? do the stories please you to that point ?" he smirks, looking deeply into your eyes and letting his deep baritone voice resonate through your body and send shivers down your spine.

you cleared your throat, attempting to keep your focus on the book, when his fingers took hold of your chin and slipped his thumb to push your tongue.

he watched you suck on his skin slowly, your tongue poking out as you kept looking at him through your eyelashes. as soon as gis finger left your mouth, your eyes dropped to the bulge in his pants, big and pulsating.

"i always want your thor... just... just that you wanted me first today..." you muttered softly, trying to get your eyes back on the page and not his cock, begging and aching for you

"what can i say ? i find carnal pleasure in listening to you speak of things you enjoy. and how could i resist when the thing in question is me ?" He groaned, kissing your cheek tenderly.

it was bound to happen but you still jumped when he suddenly got up the couch to place himself between your thighs. you praised yourself for wearing a soft dress that allowed him to see what the sound of his voice did to your poor pussy, leaking and dripping through the fabric of your panties.

pulling you towards him, he ripped your panties clean off and stuffed his nose in the bunches up fabric to take a big breath, eyes still focused entirely on you.

grabbing two handfuls of your ass, he raised you from the couch to lay on it and place you on his chest, your heated core directly resting on the skin of his abs. he pulled your thighs towards his face and smiled when you looked down on him. he kissed your inner thighs and bit on your flesh before licking a strip of slick that had ran all the way down.

"keep reading darling. i want to have your voice clear and loud while i enjoy the sweet taste of your desperate cunt on my tongue."

#•°jin's 1k sleepover°•#•° jin replies <3°•#•°sweet people in my inbox°•#thor imagine #thor x reader #mcu imagine #female reader #woc reader #black reader #chris hemsworth imagine

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