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driftingoffthegrid · 19 days
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personal opinion: chaotic academia should be listed in the DSM-5
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driftingoffthegrid · 19 days
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another day volunteering at the labyrinth... everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck david bowie. buddy, they wont even let ME fuck david bowie.
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driftingoffthegrid · 29 days
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your best friend dates someone who’s not a douchebag challenge: impossible
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driftingoffthegrid · 1 month
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something about college that nobody talks about is the intense cutthroat competition for any and every available part-time job. no friends. no rules. it’s every man for himself except you have to pretend to be happy for the winners
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driftingoffthegrid · 1 month
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they should invent a place you can live that your parents also arent living at
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driftingoffthegrid · 1 month
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d o m i n i c s e s s a
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driftingoffthegrid · 2 months
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brutus is that you?
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Mike Shayne Mystery Magazine, Vol. 5, No. 2, July, 1959. Cover art by Dick Shelton.
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driftingoffthegrid · 2 months
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to celebrate today, when i was talking to my roommate, i got a really scared look on my face and said “ beware”. she freaked out while i kept just saying beware and looking frightened (this was in class btw) and then i said “beware the idea of march”. she did NOT know what that was and she was NOT happy
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driftingoffthegrid · 2 months
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cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin
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driftingoffthegrid · 2 months
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tonight i’m remembering: that one specific moodboard i saw on instagram at age 14 that altered the course of my life forever
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driftingoffthegrid · 2 months
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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
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driftingoffthegrid · 2 months
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forget newsies where’s my high school production of oedipus rex??
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driftingoffthegrid · 2 months
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okay i’m fucking around, now when does the finding out start?
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driftingoffthegrid · 2 months
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college: why am i here? i don’t know what i want to do with my life and what’s the point of looking at career options because “the statistics say that most of you will work in 8 different careers,” and , “the statistics say that most of you will work jobs that don’t even exist yet,” blah blah blah. so why am i at college? just to dick around? learning is great but i can do that without selling my soul for an unsubsidized loan
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driftingoffthegrid · 3 months
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petition for hozier to make a new album pov: antigone
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driftingoffthegrid · 3 months
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i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite
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driftingoffthegrid · 3 months
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rip mary elizabeth from perks of being a wallflower, you would have loved the 2004 punk rock opera album American Idiot
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