"Apples never fall far from the tree"
Now I'm imagining a tree yeeting its fruit out of spite
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If somehow it was discovered that ingesting sperm caused cancer, nobody would ever swallow again
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Not to be preachy or anything, but I have started thrifting for clothing and it is my new guilt-free obsession because I'm saving money while keeping clothes from going to landfills.
And also, there's some goooood shit in thrift stores. I had no idea Old Navy made linen pants?!
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Swirling a beaker of ethanol like I'm a sommelier smelling fancy wine.
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Quartz is just fancy glass
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that's just talentless nana
You are an assassin that hunts superheroes. You haven no powers yourself.
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Here's to a new year with the promise of potential to be better than the last.
Feels like this year went by in a slow-motion blur, if that makes any sense at all.
But whatever; we're still here.
Have another year.
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My most-played song of the year is about killing an ex. I don't know how to feel about that
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Ahhhhhhh I love this so much!!! My fav gang of dweebs
Kiss kiss fall in debt or something like that
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A tragedy in two parts
Me: *finally getting to leave work early*
Public transit: not so fast
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My first cottagecore necklace!!
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Hehe macaroni couch
'Oasis' Sofa in Mustard Yellow Wool, 1952. Edward Wormley for Dunbar. Wool upholstery.
After years of cultural and economic divides between very formal furniture and home crafted furniture (Shaker for example), and the waste conscious WWII years, people are starting to crave more curves in their homes. Curved sofas were a way to push toward something clean, but less austere.
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