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It’s very easy to leave marks on something,

It’s much harder to get rid of them

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Tfw when you microwave a piece of a 1 kilogram bar of 90% pure chocolate so much that it turns into a state of matter I’m pretty sure is banned by the Geneva convention

#my brother #spent #25$ #on the #1 kilogram #bar of #chocolate #90% pure #you know what that other 10% isn’t? #sugar #most commercial gold isn’t that pure #I took a bite of the bar #and I felt my soul decaying #I felt my body recoil #at the beginnings of an experience #I was Not spiritually equipped to handle #it was very #bitter #is what I’m saying #and I think I committed a #crime #just by looking at it #my sister is allergic to chocolate #I think she took #area of effect damage #when entering the kitchen

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Y’all in the miraculous episode elation when Marinette deevilises the akuma they like forgot to animate it in the upgraded suit she wears or reused the animation lmao

#funny #animation #cartoons #cartoon #animation error #miraculous #miraculous lb #miraculous fandom #miraculous ladybug #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir #ladybug #chat noir #ladybug and chat noir

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Why is Gabriel agrest the ugliest motherfucker on the planet

#miraculous #miraculous fandom #miraculous lb #miraculous ladybug #ladybug and chat noir #ladybug #chat noir #adrien agreste #gabriel agreste #marinette dupen chang

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Lucky day 70 of running from the scientists

I found a yummy snack

#mushrooms #adventure #snacks #foraging #fools funnel #toxic mushrooms #edible mushrooms

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*puts on my glasses so I can hear better*

#same as #turning off #music #to see better #except #i can never see #i have terrible eyesight #it ruins my predatory instinct #if I can’t tell the difference #between a #wooden fence post #and a rabbit

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Why do bugs have to exist?

Nobody answer

#bugs #insects #fear #scared #insectophobia #arachnophobia #spider #why

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Day 58

I get to go to another state soon

I love exploring

It drives the scientists nuts

#day 58 #united states #USA #America #Maine #adventure

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Day 57 of running from the scientists

Today I found a whole pile of bones in the woods

There were a bunch of human skulls

But I know how to mind my own business so I let it be

#day 57 #bones #skulls #adventure #woods #chaos

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Do you ever wish they hadn’t invented zero?

#chaos #memes #zero #math #math memes

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Guys this is terrible

I found a funny video on tiktok but it’s at 420 likes i can’t ruin it what do i do

#funny #funny video #tiktok #clock app #420 #memes

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Sometimes I think about things and then I get emotions

#I’m not sure what #emotions #but I get them #they appear #like apparitions #i see dead people #except instead #it’s emotions #disgusting #i know

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I love fan fiction as much as the next guy but BLEASE stop referring to people as their hair color plus ette

If I have to read greenette one more time I snap

#fanfic #fan ficiton #ao3 #archive of our own #fanfiction #fan fiction sins #crimes #this is a literally crime #an affront to my eyeballs #please #I’m begging you #just call them “they [blank] haired [title] if you have to #I’d rather read green haired boy or just straight up green boy over greenette #maybe I’m being too critical #maybe I need a nap

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They stole ma fuckin mouth

#I needed that #you bitch #jfhahnajdndnsnanaj #jfhfbdhehsiakmn #couchcskalak #ishdbdnsnakaksjjs

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The police: what are you doing

Me, actively grave robbing: it’s free real estate

#memes #shit #chaos #bones #it’s free real estate #the police #text post

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Tinker bell has audhd

Discuss

#memes #discuss #let’s discuss #discussion #tinkerbell #autism #adhd #audhd

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Day 51

Why the fuck is Twitter X now

What the fuck

#twitter #fuck elon #elon musk #x #twitter x #tweet #xeet #wtf #wtf elon