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Tony: How's your meeting?
Pepper: I want to stab everyone.
Tony: Don't get blood on your dress, we have dinner reservations at 7.
Pepper: Love you for enabling me.
Tony: Love you too
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Bucky: I'm going to cook today! It will be a good practice!
Sam: *brings in fire hydrant* Where's the fire.
Bucky:
Sam: Oh, you're ABOUT to cook. Call me when the fire has arrived.
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Yelena: *Hugs Nat out of
nowhere*
Nat: *Awkwardly hugs her back*
Yelena: *Running away all of a
sudden* HAH I GOT UR WALLET SUCKER
Nat: That's fine yours has more
money in it anyways. Thanks little sis
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Pepper: My zipper is broken
Tony: Here, give it to me, I can fix it
Tony, five minutes later: OK, I broke the zipper off
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Stephen: Look, I came to you because of all my children, you’re the most evil and conniving.
Harley: Ooh, flattery. I’ll give you twenty extra seconds.
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Having one of the original six Avengers, no matter how many people think his character is irrelevant, as being canonically deaf is incredible representation.
There is literally no arguing with that. 
Clint Barton, as a character, and as a symbol is very important.
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no one:
Tony Stark in almost every What if episode:
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What If... Episode 6 spoilers
THAT EPISODE LITERALLY KILLED ME. 
LIKE HOW MANY TIMES AM I GOING TO HAVE TO SEE TONY STARK DIE.
But for real this episode was so good. 
I cannot forgive Killmonger for killing Rhodey and T’Challa but he’s literally so clever I can’t even.
Shuri is an icon and I absolutely love the potential for her and Pepper to be friends/allies. 
It’d be really interesting to know what happens to the rest of the Avengers, like Clint, Steve etc. with there being no Tony.
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Mobius: Can’t you just admit that you made a mistake?
Loki, stirring his coffee: I prefer it with salt.
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Harley: Are you ready for your birthday surprise?
Tony: Wow, that’s a big cake... Peter’s inside it, isn’t he.
The cake: no
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Bruce: What’s the worst decision you’ve made when you’re drunk?
Tony: Don’t mean to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
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I will be off from 5am until August 7th. Please participate!
POST PLUS IS COMING, WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT!
Despite the fancy survey, changes to the UI and TOS reveal we’re getting the service in the future whether we want it or not. Obviously, Post+ is a terrible idea that is trying to bank revenue on user content. Unlike patreon or onlyfans, tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content. The legality of this is NOT in the users favor and as the new tumblr TOS states, said users will be entirely liable for whatever legal matters arise.
SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?
Besides filling out the survey, it’s time to show tumblr we mean business and show our displeasure by hitting them where it hurts.
Ad revenue.
We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as phase one of this protest.
WHEN IS THE PROTEST?
August 6th 2021
12 am Eastern Time (US)
4am UTC
5am BST/London
6am Central Europe Time
7am Moscow Standard Time
9:30 Indian Standard Time
12 noon Hong Kong Time/Australian Western
1:00 pm Japan Standard Time
1:30 pm Australian Cental time
2:00 pm Australian Eastern Time
August 5th 2021
11pm Central Time (US)
10pm Mountain Time (US)
9pm Pacific Time (US)
THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM START TIME!!!
So no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs!
WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?
Like this post and share it AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE. Use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media.
WILL THIS WORK?
Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing SOMETHING.
BECAUSE I’M A TIRED IDIOT, USE THIS TO DOUBLE CHECK YOUR TIME ZONE!!!!
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Tony: Name five things that make you happy.
Peter: Hanging out with MJ, MJ’s opinions, MJ's eyes, how smart MJ is.
May: Are you sure you’re not in love with MJ?
Peter: I’m feeling a little less sure
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Steve and Tony arguing
Clint: Being louder doesn’t make you right.
Tony: Yes but it makes me not hear him being wrong
Nat: I love him
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Harley: You think you’re so great just cause you always do what’s good and right. Well I’ve got news for you: ya boring
Tony: You know who else was called ‘boring’? Andreas Marggraf. And you know what he did?
Harley: He discovered zinc because you’ve used that one on me before, because a-ya boring
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Thank you for tagging me @alastair-esfandiyar-carstairs1 💜💜
1. Probably Harry Potter, if that doesn’t count, then the Hunger Games
2. All of the Shadowhunter books are so pretty, but the Folk of the Air is also so pretty!
3. Probably YA, which applies to pretty much everything!
4. I don’t know, I don’t really like horror, but the only horror book I’ve ever read was the Woman in Black, which I found super boring.
5. Either Shadowhunters or Percy Jackson.
6. Tumblr
7. I can listen to classical music if I’m reading, but otherwise I cannot concentrate!
8. Some of them are really good, and if they’re done well then I love them, but otherwise it’s so annoying when they leave out major details or don’t do it the way it should be done.
9. I tend to obsess a lot over one fandom at a time! 😂😂
10. Of course, I think everyone does!
11. Alastair Carstairs/Cordelia Carstairs - The Last Hours
Tony Stark - Marvel
Alex Fierro/Nico di Angelo - Percy Jackson
12. Hermione’s bag in Harry Potter, it could carry anything I needed
Cordelia’s sword Cortana or Alastair’s spears so I could protect myself.
The fabric Valkyrie’s are given in Percy Jackson, I could camouflage myself if I needed to
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A sparkly fresh tag game ✨
just answer these questions in whatever length or however many you want to and pass it on!
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Nat: I love you. Now say it back.
Yelena: It back
Yelena: :)
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