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Photographer!Bucky x Model!Steve Part 2

check out the preview post for the introduction to the characters

Steve is Bucky’s next client and Bucky isn’t really exactly happy about it.... or maybe he is.

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Steve feels bad for “annoying” Bucky and asks him out for some lunch.

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Introducing the main characters for the new AU:

Main Ship: Stucky // “Photographer!Bucky x Model!Steve”

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“ i don’t follow rules, i follow dogs and social media”

— clint barton at some point probably

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peter *randomly*: have you ever missed president kennedy?

bucky: i did once, someone else had to finish the job for me

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sam: i’m not getting into anymore stupid arguments with you

bucky: earth isn’t a planet

sam: HOW THE FUCK IS EARTH NOT A PLANET

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Loki: I hate humans

Thor: That’s not fair, brother. Have you met all of them?

Loki: I’ve met enough humans. What a bunch of bastards

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*after Endgame*

Sam: hey man, look on the bright side. You’ve still got me

Bucky: is that supposed to cheer me up?

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yes we will.

we must protecc at all costs

Peter Parker is a precious boi and deserves to be protected at all costs.

preach!! 👏

we must protect our spiderson

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Natasha: that’s it, i give up. bucky can deal with you now

Clint: Bucky freaked out because I told him I never drink water, so now he’s making me drink eight glasses a day. It’s like, there’s water in soda, there’s water in coffee, there’s little pools of water on pizza-

Natasha: That’s grease, Clint

Clint: So what? It’s wet, isn’t it?

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Hydra agent: I want you to kill this person but make it seem like an accident

Bucky: say no more

[later]

Shield agent: looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar and then placed a banana peel by his feet

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he does

Tony: you know Stephen, Steve gives Bucky flowers everyday. I wish you’d do that too.

Stephen: um okay

*next day*

Stephen: *gives Bucky flowers*

Bucky: um..?

Stephen: yeah, I don’t get it either

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Peter Parker is a precious boi and deserves to be protected at all costs.

preach!! 👏

we must protect our spiderson

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Peter and shuri: *drop kick the door* We’re here, we’re queer, we’re filled with existential fear.

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this is so inchracter for them sksk

Steve: Why would anyone want to hurt Bucky?

Sam: I dunno, maybe because they met him?

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i love thisssss

Tony: Pepper and I are having a kid

Peter: Aw that’s great Mr.Sta-

Tony holding out adoption papers: It’s you, please sign here

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Peter and shuri: *drop kick the door* We’re here, we're queer, we're filled with existential fear.

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Peter. P: i’m going to fit fifteeen marshmallows in my mouth

sam: you’re a hazard to society

shuri: and a coward, do twenty