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The airport ☆

At the airport with Ayato, Childe, Diluc, Venti, Xiao, and Zhongli (in order) Genre: fluff. crack? - gn!reader - modern au

AYATO-- ★

Ayato probably bought part of the airport tbh. Anyways moving on, lines at the airport would just disappear, he would have first class and top of the line additions onto your trips. You would just walk into the airport and everything would just be open for you. Even then you can’t control the customers who would complain to customer service about this but Ayato would handle it. He would literally give them a refund and kick them out of the airport on the spot. Security would be very easy, so with that out of the way now you.ve arrived at the gate. I think he would let you shop around and buy snacks for the trip. finally the plane has arrived and now it’s just the wait. The plane trip would be quite nice counting the top of the line seats and service. If you happen to fall asleep I think Ayato would you rest on his should while he reads a book. He’s probably the type of guy to read books about marriage “for educational reasons.” It’s his version of school to figure out how to propose to you. 10/10 trip would do it again as many times as I could.

CHILDE-- ★

oh boy. 💀 Childe would get you guys kicked out of the airport. no doubt about it. The moment you step into the airport there’s a problem. I have a small headcannon the Fatui and the harbingers are a well known mafia in the modern au so I’m going to apply that here as well. Anyways, everybody’s going to be staring at you guys, maybe not at you directly mostly at childe. Then when you finally are about to check your bags they ask the standard questions with a questionable amount of hesitation. “.. A-any weapons, cigarettes, alcohol, or illegal products in any of the bags?” And this man has the audacity to say a simple “no” with a smirk on his face. THERE IS A LITERAL SWITCH BLADE AND A PISTOL IN THERE. Don’t worry he says it’s for “educational and safety purposes” calm down everybody. Security is even worse though, the alarm goes off on his bag so your heading over there after putting your shoes on and you just see multiple police walking towards Childe. At this point you just grab your bag(s) and watch from a distance. Sadly as usual he see’s this as a challenge and fights his way out of it. At least he has the money (hopefully not stolen money) to get you a private jet to your destination. But it’s not going to be comfortable having to talk childe out of having a healthy, safe, and legal airport trips from now on. but I doubt it will work, sorry reader.

DILUC-- ★

Going on a trip with Diluc is quite peaceful actually. He’s already has everything prepared and he has payed transportation to get you guys there already. I think he would probably handle most of the bags for you, and checking in would be quite nice as well. Security is the only issue as the lines are quite long sadly. But either way you take advantage of the time talking and bonding with each other. Thankfully no red flags are raised going through security unlike other (Cough Childe Cough). Diluc probably already has small snacks and treats for you to eat at the airport while you’re waiting. for some reason he wouldn’t want to buy anything from the food court because he believes it’s “unsanitary.” Once you get on the plane I think you and Diluc would take for a little bit until he rest his head on your shoulder and tries to fall asleep. Diluc hates turbulence, so he always tries to sleep though plane flights so he doesn’t have to deal with it. If he wakes up before it’s time to land he might talk to you or try to do paper work for the tavern on a plane. Come on Diluc you should be relaxing please.

VENTI-- ★

Venti hates airports. Not because of the long lines to check in your bag and get through security. Or waiting long dreadful hours in the airport because your flight was delayed. No, he hates them because he’s petty. In the modern au I believe Venti gets a job as a pilot, so if you tell Venti you’re packing for the airport he gets all grumpy. His excuse is “Why go to an airport I could fly you to wherever you need to go! Are you trying to tell me those airport pilots fly better than me??” After long back and fourth arguments, you finally get him to the airport. Venti would try to rush and get everything done as quick as possible so he can just get the flight process over with. He probably gives disappointed looks to the employees out of full spite and jealousy. Once you make it to your gate, Venti going to quickly try to fine a food court to get some snacks for the trip. He would definitely share one large pretzel with you, but you have to buy it. he claims it’s to make up for taking him here. once you finally get on the plane, Venti would talk to you and play little fun games while you there. but once you get in the sky he’s fast asleep. Maybe you get some peace and time to yourself on plane rides.

XIAO-- ★

Xiao is also another person who hates airports. He doesn’t hate the actual airport himself, he just hates the people. It’s gets him frustrated having to be in a small place for up to many hours with so many people around you. He’s already grumpy the moment your driving there so I hope that’s a sign to you this might not be the best trip. I feel like he would scare other customer and employees? Not as much as Childe but enough for them to hurry up the process. Security takes longer though, with his appearance the guards are very hesitant to let him through. So you’re spending who knows how long at the security checkpoint waiting for Xiao. He would try to find somewhere to buy almond tofu from in the airport. He might use your credit card but at least he shares with you right? Once you make it on the plane, you’re going to have to ignore the passengers giving you both weird stares constantly. If you fall asleep at the plane he would literally just stare at you?? He feels as if he has nothing else to do so he either looks out the window or just stares at you. Fortunately, he finds a book he can read to distract himself for awhile. Lucky you, I guess.

ZHONGLI-- ★

Thankfully, you can actually have a normal flight with Zhongli. He’s the type of person who packs weeks in advance always thinking of any possibility that could happen. I believe he’s also somebody to buy first class in everything just for you guys to have a smooth flight to wherever you plan to go. Checking in your bags are fine and everything is below the weight limit as well. Security is very easy and everything just goes well in general. While he would let you buy things from the food court, he also hesitates like Diluc checking if everything is clean and sanitary. He would probably tell you stories from the past of modern Liyue if your flight was delayed. You might enjoy his stories but its the perfect thing to get you sleepy. Would bring you both to first class and let you rest upon his shoulder. Unlike Xiao he wont stare at you for to long, but he might stare at you once in a while. He’s mostly busy reading. He might fall asleep with you n the flight. At least he’ll wake you up once you arrive.

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ohcrumbz · 2 years

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Sonic characters on a road trip headcannons! ☆

Going on a road trip with Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, shadow, Sliver, rouge, Blaze, and Amy - Genre: fluff, crack fic - gn!reader - modern au

this is going to be the worst car trip of your life sorry reader.

First of all, most of the people on this trip are so irresponsible, like I would rely on Tails and Sliver for actually getting food. Even then tails is googling to make sure he gets the right food because “everybody needs to eat a healthy diet” and sliver ignoring that completely trying to buy a year supply of candy from target WHILE USING YOUR CREDIT CARD. At least he has coupons. 💀 💀

You guys probably won’t even get 10 minutes away without Sonic trying to do some crazy bet. He’s trying to start beef with Shadow in the car because he thinks he can win. In his defense he says “I didn’t know he was so competitive!” The only reason he did it because he believed he would win so it would boost his ego. I hope you can drive well.

Let’s just imagine you have those camper vans you’re taking to wherever in the would you guys are going. I would imagine you stop at a pit stop to fill up on gas and eat some food etc. You might just go in the back and see Rouge, Blaze, and Amy having a whole spa day in the back. They’re just hanging out painting each other nails and talking about some new gossip around town.

Even though its quite insane to have a spa in your camper van it’s more peaceful their than the other part. It’s going to look like a whole super bowl party in the back. Sonic, Shadow, Knuckles, and Sliver are having the most intense uno game you’ll ever see. In the end Knuckles breaks the table, Sonic and Shadow are about to get in a full on fist fight and Sliver is trying to get away from the crime scene with Tails. Sorry for getting left out reader 😭

It gets worse though, somebody let sonic cook in the kitchen AND HE DIDNT FULLY COOK ANY OF YOUR FOOD. So now everybody panicking because you’re just sprawled out on the floor feeling horrible. Yes they are panicking about you having food poisoning but also because they got nobody to drive them to wherever you guys decided to go. You recover days later, but not without banning sonic from a kitchen for life.

Maybe you should of just taken a plane. 💀

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ohcrumbz · 2 years

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CRUMB’S MASTERLIST OF FUN!

GENSHIN IMPACT-- ★

SAGAU AU

sagau brainrot with confused reader - multiple to all characters

sagau with a reader who thinks they’re still playing the game - multiple to all characters || WIP!

GENERAL

Places Modern au genshin characters would take you to eat - multiple characters || WIP!

Zhongli vs Raiden Shogun vs Venti trying to win you heart! - Archons and very few characters mentioned || WIP!

Venti, Xiao, Childe, Zhongli, Ayato, and Diluc at the airport headcannons! - multiple characters || WIP!

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG-- ★

Knuckles x strong!gn reader - knuckles with sonic and tails mentioned

Sonic characters on a road trip! - lots of characters

DDLC-- ★

nothing yet (ﾉｎ｀*)! Stayed tuned and come back next time traveler! ღ

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ohcrumbz · 2 years

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haha, am i about to change my tumblr theme to minecraft because block game funni. haha noo... what are you talking about....

I need sleep badly.

#sleep #minecraft #lol #tumblr theme #DONT FORGET ME #✧.* crumbz's talks

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Knuckles the Echidna x Strong!gn reader headcannons! (movie spoilers for sonic movie 2 ahead) ☆

Spoilers under the cut!

But anyways after a long confession and confused knuckles you guys get into a relationship. And knuckles LOVES you so much oh my. I think he enjoy have a strong s/o because he would feel confident you can defend yourself. Even after all those years he’s still paranoid he’ll loose the ones like he lost his tribe

In public I dont think he’s going to really show off your relationship but in private. ohh boy. Piggy back rides from him here and there, training together, carrying items for you (with his lack of romantic knowledge this is the best he got cut my boy some slack😭). But he expects you to this back though, even the piggy back rides so prepare yourself and your back. In his defense it’s a way of “showing honor and truth. To help fufill our quest!” “Knuckles its just a baseball game please.

Even after getting into a relationship sonic and tails still needs to teach knuckles some of the basics, they don’t want any more accidents of knuckles breaking people’s arms by shaking their hand. Let alone you a worried knuckles can be a destructive knuckle. Also make sure to stop him from jumping out of planes he’s not invincible knuckles calm down.

A/n: yayyy finally finished this. I was originally making one for sliver but tumblr said they didn’t approve and destroyed my writing before I could save. 😭 but anyways enjoy lol

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sonic the movie 2 #sonic movie tails #sonic movie knuckles #knuckles the enchilada #sonic fandom #sonic x reader #sonic the hedgehog x reader #✧.* crumbz's writes

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ohcrumbz · 2 years

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Ok Ok I know this is short but just a small genshin sagau brainrot i got for you all

✎ Ok but imagine when reader gets teleported to genshin, everybody is awaiting for their arrival for a elegant being to walk into their cities. But instead reader is the most confused and awkward person you could lay your eyes on.

✎ Reader may of played the game but once there in it their beyond confused about everything in tevyat. Aether could be the first person to find them for example and he could be complimenting them on everything only for reader to stare at him with the most puzzled expression

✎ “Your Grace! You guided me to finding my sister Lumine you were with me throughout my entire journey. Please, let me guide you to Mondstadt its the least i could do” Even after Aether’s whole speech you still could stand there and say “what’s a lumine?”

✎ Imagine just a terrified reader running for their life away from their devoted followers scrambling to find a phone. “911 hello I need police theres a group of crazy cosplayers chasing me down I don’t know what they want from me and-” “Your Grace!” “They keep calling me your grace I don’t know just call the entire swat team or something like that or- OH MY GOSH THEY HAVE WEAPONS SEND THE ENTIRE MILITARY HELP PLEASE”

✎ Reader could be hiding in a shack trying to catch their breathe in the middle of absolute nowhere they’re convinced their safe only for all the archons to completely tear the door down with the rest of your beloved acolyte behind them.

✎ “Never thought there would be a day I’m hiding in a shed from a group of some insane crazy cosplayers. I mean I’m just trying to get some good sleep and- OH MY GOSH THEY HAVE BROKEN THE DOOR. HOW DID THEY FIND ME WHAT SORT OF GOOGLE MAP ARE YOU GUYS USING???”

#genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin sagau #genshin self aware #x reader #self aware!au #self aware genshin #✧.* crumbz's writes #✧.* crumbz's talks #ramble #brainrot #genshin brainrot #archons #tw: yandere #is this yandere???

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STEP RIGHT UP TO CRUMBZ’S WORLD OF FUN!

WHAT TO KNOW ABOUT ME!-- ★

Hello adventure! I’ll be your tour guide around ohcrumbz’s lovely blog! You can call me crumb and I use she/them pronouns! I’m a demigirl and pansexual as well. My blog won’t be super active as I do tend to get a bit lazy.. But I’ll try the best I can!

WHO AND WHAT DO I WRITE FOR?-- ★

So Far, I’m not in many fandoms but if requested I will add more. While I write for all characters I do have favorites

FAVS - Genshin: (bold does not mean anything): Thoma, Kokomi, Zhongli, Raiden, Lumine, Aether, Noelle, Gorou, and Diluc.

FAVS - Sonic the hedgehog: Sliver, Blaze, Shadow, and Knuckles

FAVS - DDLC: Yuri, Sayori (I love all of them though)

TYPES OF WRITING I AM/AREN’T COMFORTABLE WITH?-- ★

Side note, some of this will be specifically for genshin others will be in general.

Yandere, Genshin Sagau, fluff, Angst, Hurt comfort, and more if requested!

I will not write any types of nsfw writing as minors are allowed on my blog and I’m quite horrible at writing it. Extreme Gore, Non platonic fics on children (ex: klee, Qiqi)

SIDEE NOTE-- ★

if I’m motivate enough, I will do decor for characters or people even games. it’ll be rare though, that’s a lot of motivation I’m not normally up for lol.

DNI PLEASE!-- ★

If your anything on this list please don’t interact. if so you will be blocked!

Proshippers, racist, homophobes, Sexist, YBC stans

MORE COMING SOON!-- ★

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