Menace - Hobie Brown (Spiderpunk)
notes - here's the hobie fic for the poll that ended today!!! This is just a cute little drabble that was overall just really fun to write! I hope all of my Hobie simps enjoy it as much as I do! God, I literally love him though like Jesus he should not be allowed to be THIS FINE. Anyways, stay hydrated, loves <3
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"Hobie, I don't think I'm exactly allowed in here," you whispered, following behind your boyfriend who was decked out in his spidersuit. It wasn't the fact that he was spiderman right now that bothered you, but the fact that there were hundreds of other spidermen and women surrounding the two of you.
"Aw, who cares?" he whispered back. "I don't follow their rules anyway."
"Yeah, but-"
"Hey Hobie!" you heard a cheery voice say. You quickly hid behind your boyfriend and heard him - in overenthusiastic British slang - greet a boy named 'Pavitr.'
The conversation seemed to play out just fine until you heard the boy say, "Huh? Hobie, who's that?"
You froze. You were dead for sure.
"Oh, this?" Hobie pulled you out from behind him and your face flushed red from embarrassment. "This is my partner."
"Oh my goodness!" Pavitr put his hands together and slipped off his spider-mask, smiling at you brightly. "Well aren't you two cute together? I'm Pavitr! Nice to meet you..."
"y/n," you muttered out, taking his hand.
"Nice to meet you, y/n! Wait, how did you get in here?" He grabbed his chin and thought about it, but in the middle of that thought process, Hobie patted him on the back and led you away from him before things god messy.
You played with the day pass on your wrist that Hobie stole for you. "We're gonna get caught by someone who cares." you said.
"So what? I don't care. He didn't care. No one cares. Plus, we won't be here long, love, I just wanted to show you the cafe."
He led you into a giant room with tables on the walls, ceiling, and floor, hundreds of spider-people just chatting and eating away at their food.
As you were in awe of the room, you didn't even notice that Hobie had left your side and went to the counter. When you did notice, you ran over to him.
"Why'd you leave me?"
"You found your way, right?" He winked at you and leaned on the ordering counter. "Could I get two spiderman 2099 patties and uhm... two orders of chips please?"
The person behind the counter nodded at him and Hobie led you to a table that was luckily more hidden from the rest of them.
"Did you want a drink?" he asked.
"Yes please."
"Be right back."
When Hobie left, you were left in astonishment at this place. It wasn't like anything you'd seen in real life, so this had to be a dream. You thought one spiderman was crazy, especially when the one in your city was your boyfriend, but to see thousands of different types from different dimensions all in one area was somehow even crazier.
"Mystery drink." Hobie laughed, sliding you over a cup.
You took a sip out of it and were pleasantly surprised.
"So," Hobie said, playing with the wrapper of his straw. "Whaddya think?"
"It's a lot," you admitted.
"You think so? You told me that I was a lot."
"Yeah, but this is a lot a lot." you laughed.
He simply nodded at you and took a sip of his drink as someone served your food to you. The design on the burger made you laugh, but you took a bite anyway.
"By the way, babe," he said, taking a bite of his fries. "If you see someone who looks like the design of that patty, run."
"Okay?"
"I'm serious," he said, which frightened you, because he never was. "If you're scared of one of these guys finding you out, you don't even wanna know how he would react."
"Can do." You saluted to Hobie, who just leaned over the table and pressed his lips to your cheek.
"Stawp, Hobie," you chuckled.
"Let's get home then, before he actually does show up. Sometimes he'll just appear out of no where. Scares the crap out of me, that bloke." He opened a portal next to your table and you scooped up your food and walked through, Hobie right behind you.
The two of you ended up in an empty parking lot not far from home and you sat right on one of the parking lines, taking a deep breath. There was so much the world didn't know about... how cool.
"You're really pretty tonight, love."
You turned to Hobie and laughed. "Aren't I always pretty?"
He just rolled his eyes at you and wrapped his arm around your shoulders. "Yes, but especially tonight."
You faced Hobie and smiled, pressing your lips to his before leaning your head on his shoulder.
"Thanks for showing me around spidey HQ," you giggled.
"And not getting us caught."
"We were close."
"But we didn't get caught!"
"Fine, fine. You're right."
Hobie rubbed your shoulder and you leaned closer to him while you finished your food.
Your boyfriend was a menace, but he was your menace.
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Office Au!
Café ☕
I like to imagine that Cos and Prismo likes goin to a cafe that looks like that ones of the 80's.
But one day, they meet with Orbo and Scarab goin to that café too, and I feel that this scenario can happen heh
(This drawing is just a random test! that I rlly liked heh)
Explaining some more things under the cut u can ignore
This drawing would be like- a third time they found with Orbo and Scarab at the café hehE
Scarab and Prismo at the moment in the Au already started to fall in love have uh- a "better vibe" with each other
Cosmo, at the office, already had moments where he's with Prismo, Scarab comes in and Prismo change all his attention to him, that's why he looks kinda annoyed?? in this drawing hahA- the poor guy-
Orbo hasn't see them like this before, you know.. with "the good vibe", that made them even ignore the persons they originally went with to the café ! heh...
So yeah that's the context?? of the drawing I imagine, I wanted to do a drawing of this Café I imagined in the Office Au for so long! And I found the moment! :))
this drawing was supposed to be posted with this and this drawings but- That just in insta ^_^ I thought they deserved an own post, And I was right! I would have to write too much if I posted them in the same post and I think that would made ppl ignore the post heh-
CLOSE UPS/ALT VER! ^_^
(Pls ignore that the part were Orbo and Cosmo's text appear there's literally nothing- the drawing was like that so I couldn't add that part of the background bc- well it didn't appear the bodies of Cos and Orbo??? I COULD NOT- so I just- took the opportunity to put the text LMAOO)
Just that!
Hope you like it as I do!! <3
byeeeee
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