#(mostly ;)

[enchantingtables]

You guys have no idea how much I HATE desert duo

Bring back the waffle duo hype I am BEGGING YOU PLEASEE

#this is a joke #mostly #hermitcraft #grian #parrot's squawking #mumbo jumbo #scarian #goodtimeswithscar #grumbo #desert duo #waffle duo

[demontouched]

she ate an eyeball. it was oddly crunchy for something so round and squishy. it tasted like rot, but that was to be expected of many months old vulture eye she had been storing in her pocket.

the world seemed to pulse around her. buddy dawn stood in awe of her party's power, and behind him, kipperlily copperkettle.

everything froze. the roar of monsters faded into nothing as her heart leapt from her chest. the hafling held a loaded crossbow, aimed at gavin pundle. she would ruin their chances after all this work! she wanted to leap forward, to yell to her friends, anything.

and then, as if knowing kristen would stop her, kipperlily pulled a knife from her pocket. in one swift, unstoppable motion, she stepped forward, grabbed buddy dawn by the hair, and slit his throat.

and again, before she could do anything, a scaly blue hand reached through planes to take the halfling girl to safety.

she was used to combat, of course. hell, she had died on her very first day of school. but this was not combat. this was cold, calculated, filled with malice.

buddy dawn did not deserve to die, and he did not die noble. he died clueless, doing something out of the kindness of his heart, watching her friends in awe. he may have died happy, but kristen would never know for sure.

before she can really think she is falling to her knees. buddy lets out wet choking noises. he is not dead yet, but he will be very soon. there is no healing word or spare the dying that will fix this. she reaches gently into her pocket, but there are no crystals.

kipperlily took them.

"shit!" she has blood on her hands.

"our revivifier is dead!" fabian, from the field, yells to gavin. she is frantically clawing through buddy's messenger bag. she fights the memories of her own leather satchel, holding the holy book of helio.

"oh... that's... unusual." gavin pundle sends concerned looks towards her and the very dead body of someone similar to who she used to be. before the doubt, before her friends, before the pain.

doubt. she gently reaches into her pocket, pulling out crystals as red as the blood on her hands. she hasn't solved this mystery yet, but she has some of the pieces. rage, a dead god, and a kidnapped goddess.

she prays. cassandra. i know i havent been the best cleric. i know i failed to protect you. but i'm trying, and right now i could really use your help. this kid, buddy, he's just like i used to be. and i know, i know he's good. he doesnt deserve this, not like this. what she did, it's not right. she killed lucy, too. please, cassandra.

she feels her goddess, reaching desperately to heed her call, but fall just short. it was a brush of fingertips, a whisper on the wind, the faint trace of moonlight in a dense forest.

buddy dawn is dead.

#fhjy #fhjy spiolers #fantasy high #d20 fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high spoilers #fantasy high junior year spoilers #fanfiction #d20 fanfic #canon #mostly

[ineffable-ezra]

SCRATCH EVERYTHING IVE SAID ABOUT HOW I WANT AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY'S REUNION TO GO. THIS IS WHAT I WANT:

Aziraphale: The Metatron was talking shit about you

Crowley: [gasp] that BITCH!

Aziraphale: I know right? Like, ew, I don't even know her

#this is a joke #mostly #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens #david tennant #michael sheen #fanfic #good omens shitpost #good omens season 3 #aziraphale and crowley #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable spouses #incorrect ineffable husbands

[paradox-n-bedrock]

me in big fandoms: oh cool, it's so active and there's so many people to vibe with, this is amaz-

*finds my niche angle that appeals to approximately six people*

me: okay, folks, it's you and me now

#doctor who #shaun temple #doctor x donna #donna noble #fourteen x donna #doctordonna #fourteendonna #donna x shaun #this used to be how romantic doctordonna felt back in the day #but now it's wanting to know why shaun is how shaun is #like why are you THAT chill with all this #what life experiences have led you to this place #and where the lines where he would actually get frustrated with the doctordonna shenanigans are #coming up with a reason is more interesting than just blaming it on a flaw in the writing #though that absolutely may be what it is #why he can seem a bit flat #because rtd does not have a great history with black characters #for the record #i respect the different takes #mostly #but i always seem to do this with something

[constellation-sapphic]

The target audience for this post is me and maybe five other people on this entire website

John Dehlin is like the Ethoslab of ex-Mormonism

In that he's the guy that a ton of other exmo YouTubers/poscasters point to, being their inspiration to share their stories; also in the things that he's done influencing Mormon history

Etho invented the hopper clock, John Dehlin leaked the exclusionary policy to the internet

#also this is a joke ​this is a joke ​this is a joke #mostly #creating a hopper clock and leaking the exclusionary policy are not conflatable #Ethoslab #mcyt #exmormon #John Dehlin #tags I never imagined I'd use together #am I actually gonna post this #Fuck it

[enbyandyy]

you go girl they're here for the vibes

#real life #hermit gifs #mostly #trafficblr #grian #goodtimeswithscar #impulsesv #skizzleman #solidarity gaming #geminitay #inthelittlewood #pearlescentmoon #bigb #my small posts #no id

[frownyalfred]

“You wanna fight someone, you fight me” seemed like a silly rule at first. but after there was more than one batkid living in the Manor at the same time, suddenly the prospect of having to spar with Bruce on the mats because you couldn’t stop yourself from throwing a punch at Tim earlier is terrifying.

#stolen from Yellowstone #I think this is a great way to discourage the batkids fighting among themselves #mostly #like it still happens #but damn if getting beaten into the mats at 4 am reminds you why punching Tim won’t help you in the long run #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #batfam #thoughts

[grezzirossi]

My Bg3 Party with the cutest barbarian and 3 pathetic guys.

#baldur's gate 3 #karlach cliffgate #wyll ravengard #astarion ancunin #gale dekarios #boi I love them #pathetic is affectionate I swear #mostly #not when Gale fucks up his cantrips tho #bitch get ur magic right #Guess who Im playing as #WRONG! Im playing 4 diff campaigns ah-hah #as all 4 of them #well one is over lol #I love their interactions I can't help #they cute #and dumb #constantly recycling this party over and over #I love shart and lae too but for now Imma finish those 4 #did u really read all these tags? #mycryptidart

[dorywhynot]

You're a mess, angel.

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#last new print in my mini-shop update #another thing I drew all the way back in december #mostly #wing grooming #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens season 2 #digital art #illustration #sketch #fanart #go fanart

[yuujies]

Jujutsu Kaisen Season 2 OP 2 ⟡ King Gnu 「SPECIALZ」

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk spoilers #jjkedit #shounenedit #dailyanime #anisource #animangahive #*gif #turns out this is a villain focused post heh #mostly

[elvyn]

Some Bleach portraits

#Bleach #kuchiki byakuya #yumichika ayasegawa #hirako shinji #Ichimaru Gin #aizen sousuke #kisuke urahara #my art #I like the character designs in Bleach #mostly #I have some objections to some designs from this anime #but the characters above are super fun to draw

[soaptaculart]

My very specific headcanon that these five characters have a group chat called The Girls and Klavier has always wanted to be in it so badly but they won't let him be one of the girls

#ace attorney #klavier gavin #mostly #ema skye #franziska von karma #kay faraday #sebastian debeste #maya fey #apollo justice #look at me bothering to tag everyone today. proud of me #i drew something #i think this is my biggest contribution to society so far #i have been rotating the The Girls gc in my mind for several months #(apollo is a fringe member he never really talks in it he just scrolls through it when he's bored at work) #(and might come to group outings they organise like 5% of the time)

[templegate]

Hajime/Izuru are bad therapists

#my art #art #danganronpa #nagito komaeda #hajime hinata #izuru kamukura #cause theyre confronting or whatever #komahina #mostly #they did it during the despair days. in this comic

[icklewolfiekins]

hear me out

#mine #me #dimension 20 #grant o'brien #garthy obrien #gilear faeth #d20 #d20 fantasy high #d20 spoilers #Brennan is very good at creating characters that are realistic and I think also at creating characters based on grant o’brien #brennan lee mulligan #to be clear #I love this man #I love all of these men #these are the only men I have positive feelings about #dnd #venn diagram #this thought brought to you by #mostly #yoghurt

[funnyoldworld-isnt-it]

There are so many posts about the weirdness around Nina and Maggie, but the thing that has always bothered me the most is that both of them know Aziraphale but neither one of them seems to know Crowley. Like, at ALL. Not even by sight. Which doesn’t make any sense. For the last four years, Crowley has basically been unemployed and homeless (this sentence made me so sad to type). He has had literally NOTHING to do except hang out at Aziraphale’s bookshop. And the vibe at the beginning of s2 is that he’s there a LOT. Like, multiple times per week (“we both get plenty of use out of it, don’t we”). When Aziraphale calls him in the first episode, he says “2 minutes” the way you tell your spouse how long until you’re home from the grocery store, especially if you were on your way home already.

The dialogue goes to great lengths to highlight that Nina and Maggie SHOULD know Crowley, which just heightens the weirdness of it. When they're at the pub, Crowley asks Aziraphale, “What’s wrong with the cafe?” (implying they usually go to the cafe), but Aziraphale made a point of introducing Crowley to Nina in the first episode. And Nina makes a point of saying to Maggie that she always remembers “the regulars," but she doesn't seem to remember Crowley. Of course, she immediately notices both Jim and Muriel outside the bookshop, so she's clearly paying attention to what's happening in the neighborhood and it seems like she couldn't have failed to spot him coming and going all the time.

And Maggie's situation is even weirder. Her whole back story is that she basically grew up IN the bookshop because her grandmother’s record store was essentially in a corner of the bookshop. And yet, when Maggie and Nina see Crowley on the street right before the lightning strike, Nina says, “Do you see that bloke? Six shots of espresso and he's smoking,” and Maggie responds, “I think that man was just struck by lightning.” Which is something you say about someone you’ve never laid eyes on before. She didn’t say, “Oh, that’s Mr. Fell’s friend,” or “I’ve seen him around. He stops by Mr. Fell’s shop a lot.” And then when he comes back, "It's him. The one who was just struck by lightning. The six shots of espresso." Again, no flash of recognition of anything before the current day. This happens immediately after she's just told Nina about knowing Aziraphale since she was little. It’s just weird. Why build a back story that would put her in extremely close proximity to Crowley LITERALLY her entire life and then write dialogue that makes it clear she's never laid eyes on him before?

You could maybe think, well they're just so used to having to hide...but then I asked myself: Does it make sense that the day that you find out there is an extremely dangerous, existence-threatening problem hiding out in your ineffable husband's bookshop is also the day that you would decide to STOP keeping a low profile and start wandering the streets with abandon, introducing yourself to all the local shopkeepers, and ferrying large plants into and out of said bookshop? No. No, it does not.

In any other show, you could assume that the writers just didn’t think about it very carefully. But, given the layers and layers of meaning and symbolism baked into every detail of this show, from the dialogue, to the costuming, the set design, lighting, blocking, etc., and the way that the story folds back on itself again and again, it just feels significant.

#good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #aziraphale #nina #maggie #maybe she's a kobold #kidding #mostly

[itssimplythesims]

Hank's still hangin' around.

#he's a good goose #mostly #sims 3 #ts3 #the sims 3 #sims story #sims rp #sims equestrian rp #sims horses #simblr #sims community #ts3 simblr #sims 3 simblr #sims 3 blog #the sims #the sims community #sims 3 screenshots #sims 3 scenery