Hitman vibes
Because Danny is half dead, he has some serious doom and gloom vibes without trying.
He smiles and wishes you a good day? Holy shit this kid just said this is my last day holy fuck.
Give you hot chocolate? Is this kid implying that this is the last warmth I'll ever feel?
It boils down to this; Danny had Hitman Vibes.
This is both hilarious and concerning, especially when people try to contract him to perform assassinations. He has gotten so many people arrested with that shit.
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"Sir, I don't know what's going on!"
"Calm down." Sir said patiently and pinched the bridge of his nose. His red polka dot tie was extended and tied around Izuku's ankle, to keep him from drifting up more towards the ceiling. He can't promise that they'll be able to get him down, in that case.
This morning was supposed to be easy. As his mentor and the hero responsible for the new work study student, Sir had decided to teach Midoriya the basics of working in an hero agency. Such as paperwork, which was very important (and he would be damned if Midoriya became just like All Might and neglected the paperwork, Symbol of Peace or not.)
Of course, he should've predicted that Midoriya would be excited over any piece of information about how All Might was in the days of their partnership. The boy was nearly over the moon as he rambled over how amazing it was to see All Might and him on the TV as child...
Literally.
He had to admit that it took him around twenty seconds to get over his shock of seeing the boy float in the air before he managed to catch him by the ankle with his tie (to this day, he yet had to thank his collegue Eraserhead for teaching him that trick).
"Typical." The clairvoyant hero muttered for himself. All Might hasn't seen his messages for the last ten minutes since this "incident" occured. His former partner had a bad habit to forget that he owned a phone. "Unfortunately, I can't get a hold of your mentor. Now, tell me again."
"Again?"
"Yes and don't leave out any detail." Sir insisted and pushed up his glasses. "Learn from this. Any piece of information, no matter how small or insignificant it may be, can become the most important piece in an unsolved puzzle."
Izuku nodded. "Right." He said and moved his hands in an "thinking back" gestured. "There was this dream...well, it didn't feel like a dream. It felt very real, but I wasn't awake and I couldn't speak or do anything. It was like I was surrounded by black mist, but there were other people there, talking to me." He started to explain.
"How did they look like?" Sir asked, it was a little odd to look up to the boy who floated in the air.
"Well, one of them was a young man with white hair and green eyes. He was really nice and kind and called himself the First. Then I saw All Might's master-"
"What." Sir said flatly, interrupting the boy. "Midoriya, how many people did you see in this "dream"?"
"Well, there was..." Izuku trailed off as he counted on his fingers. "Eight, if we count the one that looked like All Might, but he didn't seem to speak at all! It looked like him, but he was like a spirit, glowing with golden light."
Sir took a moment to think. 'This is possible, it shouldn't be possible!' His mind kept racing. This was such an anomaly, it was unpresidented and not logical at all! If the boy has met the previous holders of One For All, even in a "dream"...was this a sign? Was there more to One For All than it seemed? All Might has described it as "a stockpiling powerhouse"...did that extend to Quirks as well?
And Midoriya has apparantly met All Might's master in this dream and if it wasn't for the fact that he was floating right here, he wouldn't believed it! And yet, here they were.
"Midoriya, I need to make a call. Don't move!"
Midoriya looked at him with a pouting expression. "I literally can't get down, Sir!" He huffed until he seemed to realize something. "Sir, I'm not really a ceiling fan."
Sir struggled to not laugh, but let out a small snort. "Don't be silly." he failed to hide the amusement in his voice. Perhaps the boy did have a sense of humor, after all.
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looking at (vetted) gofundmes for people trying to escape palestine and i don't know how many of you actually click on the gofundme links you reblog but i would like to point out, for what it's worth, just how amazing it is that so many have raised so much money. it may overall feel like a drop in the ocean but the fact that several gofundmes have raised tens of thousands of dollars is amazing. it is so expensive to leave gaza right now, and people still need money after they escape. but regardless of what propaganda the US, UK, canada, and other western nations are trying to pump out, people across the world are doing what they can to help these people survive. many of them are still very far from their goals (like this one and this one and this one) and some of them are very close to high goals (like this one), and some of them have reached almost double their original goal.
and that's not even addressing direct aid or organizations that take continuous donations for distribution of food, menstrual products, etc. the PCRF has raised $16,000,000 of their target goal of $20,000,000 to fund current aid and long-term relief efforts in gaza. ANERA's febuary 13th update discusses the material ways they helped palestinians today:
(ANERA donate link)
my point is, it often feels like the world is turning a blind eye to palestine. but i would like to point out that there is an important difference between "the world" and "western political leaders and media narratives". a breathtaking amount of real people, the people who make up the world, are trying to help. in the face of israel attempting to commit genocide, the world is saying No. These people deserve to live. and literally sending millions of dollars internationally, through the internet connection that israel has desperately been trying to destroy.
it may not feel like it matters in the grand scheme of things. but to the people who get fresh clothes, or a hot meal, or blankets, or the kids who get new toys, or to the people who are able to bring their families to safety, it matters to them. go make someone's day better. i've linked so many options with ways to do that.
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