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do-kontsa · 1 year
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saiikavon · 1 year
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*rubbing my face* The winner takes all/afterlife piece isn’t staying to 1k either
I don’t think there’s gonna be any impromptu boning this time, but I am evidently working on this through calamity/demon day tomorrow. Which is fine ‘cause I’m still not sure what I’m doing on that one. Maybe just a lil tumblr short for that one.
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hal-in-the-family · 2 years
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Drabble: ??????
Date: Who knows how long, but it was very long ago.
*Note: All conversations below are originally in an alien language. Extraterrestrial dialogue below will be translated for easier comprehension.
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Decades ago...
There once was an office working flying saucer who was eager to work every single day, from morning ‘till noon. Mountains of paperwork to organize and sign. Pages and pages of papers. He never minded the repetitive work they were assigned to do, every day of the week, every month of the year.
Except, one day, he quietly took a week off.
And when he came back, the UFO was suddenly much less enthusiastic anout the work ahead of him.
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              “...........” At the time, none of his fellow coworkers would have noticed- it’s as if any optimism the UFO had before had now vanished. Nothing but a saddened expression. It wouldn’t be hours until anyone would realize the drop in productivity even despite the return of their best employee.
But the bossman wouldn’t be sympathetic. For only an accusing pointing finger was aimed at the much smaller worker.
             “Hey! We aren’t paying you to sit around and do nothing! Get back to work!”
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              “Did you hear me? Get back to work!”
               “.........”
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             “Look, we offer our deep condolences about what happened, but this is no excuse to begin to slack off! Time is money, and you being lazy is wasting valuable time! So get right on it, or else you’re fired!”
             “..........I......I ....”
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              “I QUIT!!! IT’S NOT WORTH IT ANYMORE!!” Tears in his eyes, the poor UFO rushed out of the building, having finally reached his breaking point. The other bystanders would only look in shock at the abrupt remark. A working UFO who QUIT their JOB? Absolutely unheard of!!
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It wouldn’t be long before this formerly-employed sentient saucer had returned home. A home that seemed to be spacious for only one sole being living there.
But the tears were far from over.
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Trembling, the UFO barely mustered the strength to simply pull out a wallet from his pocket.
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...A wallet that contained one of the last photos of his only son that has gone missing for the past few days. That child... was the only family he had left. A blessing that he regrets not taking a closer eye on.
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That was ages ago. Yet those horrid days that followed since the kid’s disappearance still haunted him to this day.
Rumors to this day, is that the father has since left the planet in hopes of finding not only his child, but answers as well. Even if it meant traveling across galaxies and the cosmos, and even if it would take the rest of his lifetime, to find him.
Who knows...
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One might find him in the evenings at some bar from a galaxy far, far away with a solitary drink for the ones with nothing else to lose.
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...Or in the day, barely working brief hours at whatever small job they could land on for survival, sporting nothing but a coat and suitcase that both have seen better days.
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rat-presenting · 8 months
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You ever just wake up from an incredibly graphic and realistic nightmare that was a pure psychological horror based on your own personal phobias and trauma and just roll over like “aw shit I got too hot last night I guess.” And then make toast like you didn’t just experience the nine circles of hell before 9 am
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bucketofchum · 3 months
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IS THIS MAN OKAY??
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ft-rj · 1 month
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boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever
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All of us right meow:
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eelo · 10 months
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buckleydiazmp4 · 20 days
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lou ferrigno jr really strolled up to set after five years, flew a helicopter to a capsized cruise ship in the middle of a storm, scrunched his nose multiple times, kissed oliver stark like he'd been training for it his whole career, improvised the chin grab, and i'm supposed to what. not love the guy??
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prettybirdy979 · 2 months
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nessa007 · 28 days
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me booping all my mutuals and followers
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seagiri · 3 months
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theaceofarrows · 3 months
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Batboy memes
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hannibalspubes · 3 months
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I often think about how Hannibal tricked people into cannibalism. it’s really easy to right this off as Hannibal just being sick and twisted, a psychopath, but its clearly something much deeper than that to Hannibal. Not only because he’s lonely and wants someone to understand him, enjoy this with him, but to console himself. He was forced to eat his own sister whom he loved and he enjoyed it. Every time he watches someone else enjoy it he feels righteous, he feels normal.
He does it to prove to himself he’s not a monster. Anyone else would feel the same in his situation. So he forces people over, and over, and over, to the same conclusion.
To comfort the sad little boy inside filled with doubt.
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anotherpapercut · 1 year
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I just want to say I have absolutely 0 sympathy whatsoever for anyone complaining about anything homeless people do. oh you saw human shit on the ground?? hmm maybe it's because THEY DONT HAVE A TOILET. oh you saw someone cleaning themselves in a public restroom? maybe because THEY DONT HAVE A FUCKING SHOWER. oh no a homeless person is living in a tent and you think it's ugly?? CRY ABOUT IT IN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE. oh my goodness homeless people sleeping on the ground and they're in your way!!!! yeah THEY DONT HAVE A BED
if seeing homeless people bothers you that much then good news! you have some choices! 1) let them all live with you in your house! 2) start pressuring your local government to stop criminalizing the homeless and start giving them financial and medical assistance! 3) shut the fuck up and die!
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cracklewink · 5 months
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lullay moon princess
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