#And then inject them

[dinosaursatemymom]

yall ever see a TV show or movie that makes you wanna squish it into a blob and inject it into your veins?

PLZ SAY YALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN, MY BESTIE MADE IT *wEirD*(like😏 weird not 🤪 weird) ITS NOT WEIRD TO SAY SHIPS OR TV SHOWS ARE SQUISHY

#it 2017 #young royals #but im a cheerleader #stranger things #south park #Kinda #heartstopper #squishy #tv shows #and movies #Everything sucks #Or read #A fanfic #Bc I have read some squishy fanfics #Chewy #I wanna chew on them #And then inject them #They're just #Squishy

[bubblu]

❤️❤️❤️

#zolu #one piece #gear 5th #I LOVE THEM RAGHHHHHH #need zolu injected into my veins #opfanart #my art #op #monkey d luffy #roronoa zoro

[yellowocaballero]

Miguel is Fine, Actually (Being Spider-Man's Just Toxic As Hell)

Before I watched ATSV I said that I would defend my man Miguel O'Hara's actions no matter what, because he's always valid and I support women's wrongs. I was joking, and I did not actually expect to start defending him on Tumblr.edu. But I'm seeing a lot of commentary that's super reductive, so I do want to bring up another perspective on his character.

Miguel wasn't acting against the spirit of Spider-Man, or what being Spider-Man means. Miguel isn't meant to represent the antithesis of Spider-Man. Miles is the antithesis of Spider-Man. Miguel represents Spider-Man taken to its extreme.

Think about Miguel's actions from his perspective. If you were a hero who genuinely, legitimately, 100%, no doubt about it, believed that somebody is going to make a selfish decision that will destroy an entire universe and put the entire multiverse at severe risk - if you had an over-burdened sense of responsibility and believed in doing the right thing no matter what - you would also chase down the kid and put him in baby jail to try and prevent it. He believed that he was saving the multiverse, and that Miles was putting it in danger for selfish reasons. Which is completely unforgivable to him, because selfishness is what he hates the most. And then he goes completely out of pocket and starts beefing with a 15yo lmfaooo he's such a dick.

But why did Miguel believe that? Why did he believe that Miles choosing himself and his own happiness over the well-being of others was the worst possible thing? Why did he believe that tragedy was inevitable in their lives, and that without tragedy Spider-Man can't exist?

Because he's Spider-Man.

Peter Parker was once a fifteen year old who chose his own happiness over protecting others. It was the greatest regret of his life and he never forgave himself. Peter's ethos means that he will put himself last every time, and that he will sacrifice anything and everything in his life - his relationships, his health, his future - to protecting and helping others. Peter dropped out of college because it interfered with Spider-Man. He destroyed his own future for Spider-Man. He ruins friendships and romantic relationships because Spider-Man was more important. If Peter ever tries to protect himself and his own happiness, then he's a bad person.

That is intrinsic to Peter. Peter would not be Peter without it. A story that is not defined by Peter's unhappiness is not a Spider-Man story. If Peter doesn't make himself miserable, then he's just not Peter.

That is a Spider-Man story: that not only is tragedy inevitable, that if you don't allow yourself to be defined by your tragedy then you're a bad person. If you don't suffer, then you're a bad person. If you ever put anything above Spider-Man, then you're killing Uncle Ben all over again. Miguel isn't the only one that believes this - as we saw, every Spider-Man buys into what he's saying. There's no Spider-Man without these beliefs.

Miguel attempted to find his own happiness, and he was punished in the most extreme way. He got Uncle Ben'd x10000. He tried to be happy, and it literally destroyed his entire universe. It's the Spider-narrative taken to the extreme. Of course Miguel believes all of this. Of course he believes this so firmly. He's Spider-Man. That's his story. And the one time Miguel tried to fight against that story, he was punished. And like any Spider-Man, he'll slavishly obey that narrative no matter the evil it creates and perpetuates. Because if he doesn't, the narrative will punish him. The narrative will always punish him. It's a Spider-Man story.

I don't think the universal constant between Spider-Mans, the thing that makes them Spider-Man, is tragedy. I think it's the fact that they never forgive themselves. And Miguel is what that viewpoint creates. He doesn't believe this things because he's an awful, mean person. He believes them because he's a hero. He's a good person who hates himself.

Across the Spider-verse isn't really a Spider-Man story. It's a story about Spider-Man stories. Miguel's right: if this was a Spider-Man story, then Miles acting selfishly really would destroy the universe. But Miles' story isn't interested in punishing him. It pushes back against Peter's narrative that unhappiness is inevitable and that you have to suffer to be a good person. It says that sometimes we do the right thing from love and not fear, and that Peter's way of thinking is ultimately super toxic and unhappy. ITSV was about Miles deciding that he didn't need to be Peter Parker, that all he needed to be was Miles, and ATSV is about how being Peter Parker isn't such a good thing. Miguel shows that. Whatever toxic and unhealthy beliefs he holds - they're the exact same beliefs that any Spider-Man holds. He's a dick, but I don't think he's any more awful a person than Peter is.

TL;DR: Miguel isn't a bad person, he just has Spider-Man brainrot.

#across the spider-verse #atsv #atsv spoilers #across the spider-verse spoilers #across the spiderverse #across the spider verse #miguel o'hara #atsv meta #source: i recognized an embarassing amount of those cameos #im also seeing a lot of ppl make a lot of assumptions about what miguel was injecting and why #we dunno guys! im not gonna suppose anything #I just think that Miguel and Miles are great foils #and that what makes them interesting as foils #is the fact that they're both good people who want to do the right thing #miguel shows how that gets twisted #to the point where you beef with a 15yo sometimes which is still so funny #im a big spidey 2099 fan #which I love bc it is NOTHING like spiderman and yet it's such a good spiderman story #but talking about comics migs is useless bc he has 0 in common with atsv migs #but there is a lot of VERY cool stuff to say about how #the sm2099 comic has nothing to do with spiderman at all whatsoever extremely pointedly #but its still a wonderful spiderman story that finds its own way #tbh it was kind of a breath of fresh air to read a spider-man story that wasn't about spider-man for once #and that was just about miguel #anyway stan women's wrongs #miguel o hara #miguel ohara #my writing

[wolixy]

That's what we will see in half a year

#But fr how long has their competition been going on? #I dout any of them will die but it feels like both Osamu and Fyodor forgot that they injected some deadly shit #bungou stray dogs #bsd fyodor #bsd dazai #bsd gogol #bsd chuuya #bsd sigma #bsd dazai osamu #bsd fyodor dostoevsky #bsd chuuya nakahara #bsd nikolai gogol #bsd

[kwoojii]

kairi's resilience 🌺

#kingdom hearts #kh #kh kairi #kairi #kh ventus #kh aqua #kh terra #wayfinder trio #kh3 #kh mom #my art #kairi and ventus friendship pls i want to see them talk PLS PLS PLS #i love kairi #love kairi to the end of my days #mentor aqua is also something ill inject into my blood system

[atorionsbelt]

#jamie tartt #roy kent #royjamie #ted lasso #roy x jamie #jamie x roy #phil dunster #brett goldstein #op #someone give me an injection of feral rj i need to get back into them

[caccry]

watched the hobbit. I adored him.

#thorin oakenshield #the hobbit #like they really made such a great character when they made him its crazy #i missed doing these doodle pages i wanna do one for bilbo as well #i'm just very hobbit brained rn i want to draw them all #or inject the story into my veins #whichever one's more accessable to me in the moment #my art #caccry art

[mattodore]

20s vs 30s

#river dipping #matthias evanoff #theodore doe #echthroi #ts4 #ts4 edit #the older they get the more i need to [redacted] them... #matthias is already 26 so. not much changing going on in his face. his hair just starts receding a bit before he gets it under control #but theo’s in his early 20s so his cheeks definitely lose some baby fat in his late 30s #MIND YOU! matthias is really vain. so. he has a skincare routine and he's very serious abt it along w/ regular dermatologist visits #and injections/surgeries probably... so he is someone who will age very gracefully thanks to money lmao... #theo on the other hand is just blessed with beautiful skin <3 well that plus he rlly doesn't emote often... not many lines on his face #until he's in his mid-forties probably. but like fr... theo isn’t someone who puts a lot of work into his appearance like matthias does #and he uses and smokes like. his skin looking so good is just the result of a genetic lottery #i do think he quits both by the time he’s 30 #but while he doesn’t go back to cigarettes… hm. he probably continues to relapse w/ drugs every few years #not with anything hard—he’s off the stuff for good i think past 28-ish #i think when he relapses he’s usually safe with matthias who helps him by focusing on harm reduction so. lighter ones. #…just got a bit emotional thinking about that but anyway #kisses for theo 🫂 #i was going to post this last night before bed but decided that i wanted to actually edit them first so! here take this <3 #i've gotta get ready to go get my novavax shot in a few hours but then i'm going to start editing again #seriously rlly enjoying my editing process rn... like it makes me so happy!! to finally really like the way i edit and how things look #but yeah........................ mattodore are so sexy as they age god. #i gotta redo that old family lineage post i made now that mattodore look different... and i need to redo their parents for sure #…anyway cross your fingers for me 🧎 i’m hoping my side effects aren’t too bad this time around

[knowlesian]

seeing somebody argue that a character making a stupid choice is bad writing simply because they didn’t go for the best course of action always baffles me

like my friend have you ever met a single human being, including yourself???? we are constantly making horrible choices, it’s kind of our thing

#the actual question re: is the writing good is “does this stupid choice feel like the kind of stupid this character would be” #holding the idiot ball out of nowhere for plot reasons = annoying #imbuing your characters with flaws and then throwing them into situations that activate their worst tendencies = INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS

[lazylittledragon]

do all of their songs sound the same?? yes. is that exactly why i like them??? YES.

#ramble #this is about neck deep btw #oh the vibe of this song tickles my brain just right? #oH they have 100 other songs that do EXACTLY the same thing for me??? IMPECCABLE #i'm getting a neck deep tattoo soon Hopefully. taking 'inject this song into my body' literally #dragging my boyfriend to see them for my birthday so he can understand why i'm insane #i'm so upset that i didn't know all the words to lowlife when i saw them last so i'm going to be SCREAMING at the next one

[punishedmutt]

so fucking WHAT if that person is just a GNC man?

so fucking what!?

what is possibly the worst thing that could happen?

that he thinks about gender more? that he starts trying out new names and styles?

or that he *GASP* does "irreversible damage" to his body!?

oooohhh noOoOoOoOoOo we have to protect these poooooor gnc men from looking like a tra- i mean from feeling slightly uncomfortable😇

#egg prime directive #transmisogyny #fuck all of you dumb fucking idiots im so sick of this shit #im gonna wait at the windows of cis men to inject them with estrogen while they are sleeping

[letitbehurt]

Dog-catcher poles being used to manhandle Whumpee.

Wire choking off air when Whumpee fights or fails to move fast enough, easily cutting through the skin. Hands bound behind their back so that they can’t grab the pole being used to drag them along. Whumper(s) keeping their distance because watch it, this one bites—

#Thank you @whumps-and-bumps for the brain food <33 #Whumpee’s head being forced against the bars of their cage for an injection or a taunt #Whumpees who still fight the whole way DESPITE being choked and yanked and shoved every step of the way #Whumpees who promise that the only thing saving Whumper is the length of that fucking pole #Whumpees who are gagged in some way and so their sounds of struggle and pain sound animalistic #Whumper(s) degrading them for it #RECAPTURE #Whumpee’s cheek pressed to the ground as one Whumper holds the pole and another ties Whumpee’s hands behind their back #Whumpers treating Whumpee like a dangerous or disgusting animal #that’s the good stuff #whump

[hyacinthsgareth]

pov: dare i say it… MORE new kathony content

#i need to inject them into my veins #i had such a visceral reaction to seeing this while at work today #i may never recover #anyway happy nearly belated 2 year anniversary of kathony world domination ! #kathony #bridgerton #kanthony #anthony bridgerton #kate bridgerton #kate sharma #bridgerton s3 #eb made this

[dorkfruit]

she is a 6'5 menace ^_^

#ianthe annoying harrow injected into my veins rn. #the locked tomb #tlt #harrow the ninth #htn #harrianthe #harryanthe #ianthe tridentarius #harrowhark nonagesimus #my art #procreate #read a harryanthe fanfic recently that has me thinking abt them sooo... tridentarii on the backburner rn

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

I need everyone to know that speedsters are allergic to nanobots.

No, seriously. They're allergic to nanobots.

Speedsters have absolutely insane metabolisms, which means that they have an absolutely insane immune system. They don't get sick. Ever. Their immune system works at warp speed and takes out germs the second they enter their body. Call germs 'the Rogues' because they're getting tackled by super speedy blurs before they can even think about causing issues.

Okay, so they have a great immune system and don't get sick ever. What does this have to do with nanobots?

Great question! When nanobots are injected into a speedster's body their immune system sees them as a threat. Only problem? It doesn't matter how fast or efficient their immune system is, their body can't destroy a bunch of tiny metal robots.

Because their bodies can't fight off the nanobots they start to display typical cold/flu symptoms instead. Vomiting, fever, runny nose, coughing, being tired, ect. The nanobots aren't causing this reaction. Their own immune system causes this reaction. The fever is the bodies attempt to kill off the 'germs'. The vomiting, runny nose and coughing is the body's attempt to expel the 'germs'. They feel tired because their body is putting everything into fighting off the 'infection'.

In a normal person the nanobots wouldn't even be an issue because they'd be able to avoid detection. They can't avoid detection in a speedster body because their immune systems are dialled up to 500 out of 10.

As a result you get instances like this:

(Inertia had injected Bart with nanobots and Bart had a reaction)

Just an FYI for people because this is extremely fun and versatile information. Especially because none of the speedsters are really aware of this and it doesn't kick in right away. I could totally see a situation where a mission requires nanobot injections and mid mission the speedster goes down out of nowhere. It's also great if you want to do a stereotypical sick fic or something and want to get around that pesky speedster immunity.

Anyway, it's fun information so I thought I'd share

#anyone watch that episode of TT where all the titans are injected with nanobots that'll kill them if robin doesn't work with slade? #and everyone is all 'WHY HAS ROBIN BETRAYED US?!?' #anyway im just saying that if Wally was there he would be on the ground delirious and vomiting #which #i don't know if it makes the situation better because the team would be looking into why hes sick #or if it makes it worse because wallys out of commission #but its 10/10 either way #i just want a yj mission where tims like 'hey we are going to space so here are gps nanobots' #and then like three hours later Bart is burning up delirious and vomiting #and tim (who knows that speedsters ONLY show symptoms of sickness if they have the plague or have been poisoned or something) FREAKS OUT #throws him into quarantine. stops the mission. gets an emergency surgery room ready. has doctors on the line. #Kon goes into quarantine with him cause hes 'AN ALIEN AND CAN'T GET SICK FUCK YOU TIM' #meanwhile hes like #completely fine #he just has flu symptoms #dc #dc comics #the flash #impulse #kid flash #wally west #bart allen #barry allen #speedsters

[felsdumpsterfire]

Headcanon: Cahara is not a morning person. Also he gives many kisses. Because he's a whore like that

#not a reblog. #my art. #cahara #the girl #moonless #fear and hunger #ragnvaldr #enki #d'arce #I fucking #the poly idea is eating me up ALIVE ok??? #I just want them to be happy #ALSO IDK WHAT CAHARA'S WIFE'S NAME IS #BUT UH #SHE'S THERE AS WELL #anyway #them being domestic #inject it straight into my viens #funger #funger poly