#BUT it’s 90% squishmallows

[oatmilkandvellichor]

i have lived in my own home for 5 years. 500-750sqft, multiple rooms. all my shit and my responsibility, at the very least to some significant degree when living with roommates and partners.

i’ve already got rid of like 75% of the shit i own if i’m being conservative. i am moving into a bedroom that is 63sqft. there is only 30sqft with my bed in the room. the rest the the home is furnished and well stocked. as a result i’m bringing in a lot to a tiny room with the understanding that i’ll have to do my last bisl stretch of downsizing during this moving process.

my parents are completely crazed by the idea that i might bring more than a suitcase and a box or two. i cannot stress enough how completely fine and normal they will be about the amount of stuff once it is unpacked and organized. they have a habit of not being able to process how much is contained in a box and how much can be sorted reasonably into a room from a box. it has nothing to do with reality it is a skill issue.

so you can imagine the very specific shit show i am preparing for. fiancé is already prepped on the necessary white lies to continue to placate them with so that they do not blow a gasket over a completely acceptable volume of material possessions.

#1.5 to 2 boxes are basically just decor that got taken down from our old apartment #some of it is fiancés and will not stay with me and the rest will genuinely just get pinned on a wall #MOST of it is books. i have one bookshelf and books are great about being stacked and shoved in as many small places as necessary #i come from a family of ravenous readers so books will not concern them my dad has told me 4 times in 24 hours that i should be reading more #rn to help me decompress. this is not an issue. #the biggest tote is just blankets #half of them will go in the blanket trunk in the living room and the rest will stay with me. taking up very minimal space mostly on my bed #one box is a memory box that just needs to be put in the closet as is #another box is the entirety of my craft supplies sans my sewing machine. also being stored as is. #there’s a newsprint pad that’s like an inch thick that’ll go between my nightstand and the wall lol #one bin is just shoes. once those get stores right they take up way less space #there’s some nick nacks and sentimental items that will get placed around the room or put in a crate in my closet #again the closet is massive this is not an issue yet #and the rest of the stuff that needs to come in are my stuffed animals #now to be fair i have like 6 garbage bags full of massive stuffed animals #BUT it’s 90% squishmallows #so we’re going to pick an appropriate amount to stay on the bed #an appropriate amount to go in this toy net thing that hangs a few inches over my head in a corner #and the rest will get fucking vacuum packed flat and put on the shelf at the top of my closet #that way i can rotate them out every few months #like volume wise it’s not a minuscule amount of shit #but also like… it’s not actually that much shit #and 95% of it has a clear and orderly place out of the way #but all my parents will see is my hatchback crammed full of junk and they’ll have an aneurism

[spotlightstudios]

Hello Tumblr, say hi to The Boys that made the journey to Uni w/ me!

The top pic is my lil audience (Aka I just keep them for moral support and aesthetic) and the bottom pic is my cuddle guys, a Blahaj I picked up at IKEA and my husky my bf gave me named Ken :)

I love this assortment and I figured a fun post like this would be a nice surprise post :3

#light's spot #knight light #my plushies are like 90% just weird #and then the four normal guys #(aka my squishmallows and my two big guys lmao-) #shoutout to my two-headed rabbit Ethos and Logos #I love all my kids the same but I adore him just a lil more 👀

[infairvorona]

some room photos

#bedroom #aesthetic #greek mythology #celestial #space #cozy #comfy #cozyplaces #ava’s demon #witchy #witchlife #witchcraft #plantcore #plantblr #sun and moon #moon #stars #vintage #90’s #squishmallow #hellenism

[thecozybimbo]

“I wish for what's forbidden” —lesserafim

#cozy gaming #gaming setup #pcsetup #cozygamingcommunity #desk aesthetic #earthy #gaming #dark academia #roomdecor #kpop gg #twice #deskgoals #deskinspiration #desk inspo #deskspace #room inspo #ghibli inspired #squishmallow #fmab #90s anime

[those-pony-vibes]

Thrift haul! Some for me, some for you.

#my little pony #mlp #squishmallow #monster high #thrift haul #toys #vintage #mattel #dolls #hasbro #looney tunes #plush #for sale #books #90s #80s #guess #fashion #clothes #veggie tales

[laventadorn]

for the AMA do u think either Snape or Harriet would like squishmallows

asking for science

sksjsjd

harriet: look! it looks like hedwig

snape: . . . whatever you like

later she finds him using it as a pillow cuz it’s super soft

#laventadorn replies #yes squishmallows exist in the 90’s in MY au

[petalofdreams]

A new and improved meet the artist! and yes, that is a squishmallow. I love him.

#meet the artist #digital art #digital artist #artists on tumblr #art #brunette #squishmallow #90s baby

[brookepricer]

Photo dump, therapy has been so helpful!

#pink hair #purple hair #split dye #half and half #alt #pastel #90s aesthetic #aestethic #pastel aesthetic #little #little space #squishmallow #grunge #pale #pink #girl #egirl #brooke pricer #Wicca panda #wiccapanda #tattoo #chest tattoo #cherry blossom tattoo

[alchemy-222]

#squishmallow #soft aesthetic #cute blog #cute aesthetic #cute things #plushes #plushies #kidcore #90s aesthetic #early 2000s #squishville #squishy stim #squishmallows

[littletroubledgrrrl]

Doesn't that blue globe (with the word "world" on it) on the right in that gif look like Roman the planet Earth Squishmallow?

That blue globe in that gif looks like a Squishmallow in general!

I feel like I see Squishmallows everywhere.

#a'mee lorain #whole wide world #1990 #90s #squishmallows #earth #one hit wonder day

[october-embers]

Let’s go to the arcade and you can win me a big plush,

I’ll carry it around all night, my hand in yours.

We’ll look perfectly normal.

#round1 #arcade #claw machine #rilakkuma #kawaii #glow #squishmallow #kidcore #eyestrain #mine #90’s #pink

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan in his natural habitat in the temple sleeps in a loft bed (it was supposed to be storage he said cat instinct and turned it into a loft bed they’re shockingly common with Jedi tbh tho) and under 17 fluffy blankets with a pregnancy pillow (he’s not pregnant he just can’t sleep off his stomach if he don’t got one and sometimes autism requires squishing to keep it all down) and three more fluffy blankets on top of him. He has an optional Padawan or pet (not really a pet, just whomever followed him how from the gardens today) in bed with him also. And he’s got a projector on the wall and has a night stand with water and gaming devices so he can survive up there forever.

The clones, who have learned to sleep with full kute coverings and usually without blankets or pillows cause they just pass out on each other, most of whom identified with their Jedi for having similar sleeping types if they weren’t human, realize they are quite horrified by his Stewjoni nesting instinct. And he’s offended and refuses to sleep with any of them till they apologize to his favorite stuffed animal for insulting his HOUSE. Fuck you bitches he and Master Sparkle Bantha deserve better.

Cody is groveling while Alpha is still trying to negotiate a less intense number of blankets and Anakin is just shaking his head like ‘it’s not worth it Bro’ and Alpha is like ‘shut up ur an omega too you brat’ and that’s the last straw, you called them omegas now Cody is asking what an omega is and Alpha is trying to figure out how to keep his AO3 account hidden from his vod’e and nvm he’ll sleep in the barracks forever-

Obi-Wan holds this info over his head like a guillotine and convinced him to get in the damn nest right this second and cuddle him better.

If you don’t sleep with at least two comforters and a queen sized fuzzy blanket then I don’t trust you. Yes I refuse to trust my sister and wife okay. Everything in the world has a downside and that’s theirs. My bed is half dragon hoard of yarn and squishmallows. I’m not changing for anyone.

Anakin’s bed is 90% pillow and squishmallow and 10% blanket. Padme uses a thin cotton blanket and lets him burrito wrap himself and uses him like a body pillow while he’s captive in the blankies.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #clone wars #commander cody #alpha 17 #codywan #alphaobi #anakin skywalker #anidala #alpha got an obsession with soap operas and now he writes fics for them #no he’s not giving anyone his account info #Ahsoka sleeps in a puppy pile of padawans and vod’e tho she fits right in #aayla and Bly sleep on the same bed with completely different comforters and rarely cuddle if ever lmao #luminara is actually prego and using a maternity pillow for normal reasons #gree sleeps on his back snoring like a chainsaw but also an uncaring teenager on his chest the whole time lol Barriss sleeps like a toddler #which means a mixture of starfishing and octopus limbs #clone empire #post clone wars

[supportpunk]

The complete plushie collection! It ended up at an even 90 friends!

The only ones not pictured are one squishmallow I found buried in my closet after this picture was taken and my car buddy Hamburger the forest demon

I also have a whole list of them that I'll put under the cut! Some of the names are very silly :)

1. Big Bear

2. Treasure (Squishmallow cat)

3. Oobleck the elephant

4. Plague Doctor

5. Brighton Bear

6. Big Dog

7. Little Dog

8. Blah the snake

9. Mama Rex

10. Benvolio

11. Vampire Bat

12. Spiderman

13. Pleakley (fish squishmallow)

14. Red Fox (squishmallow)

15. Grogu pillow pet

16. Llama Mama

17. Tiger

18. Puppy trio one

19. Puppy trio two

20. Puppy trio three

21. Elefun (yellow elephant)

22. Taddle Toes the alien

23. Fruity squishmallow (not pictured)

24. Darth Bear-der

25. Clark the supercow

26. Brucie Bear

27. Rico the zomb frog

28. Buffy the rabbit

29. Black Friday Bear

30. Creeper

31. Mona the bearlien

32. BonBon teddy

33. Ferrari the timeless teddy

34. Pawlette the rabbit

35. Melanie the crochet hippo

36. BeeGee the froggie

37. Schlepp the bear

38. Rock lobster the triceratops

39. Sub Zero

40. Dexter dragon

41. Val the cow

42. Hello Kitty squishmallow

43. Miffy

44. Eeyore

45. Piglet

46. Bulbasaur

47. Large lots of love carebear

48. Small lots of love carebear

49. Wish bear

50. Funshine bear

51. Try your best bear

52. Share bear

53. Flat fuck Friday the whale Shark

54. Hammerhead shark

55. Elmo

56. Toothpick the fox

57. Pretty puppy the dog

58. Frank the dog

59. Knuffle bunny

60. Pink puppy

61. Brown puppy

62. Blue puppy

63. Mr. Beaver

64. Rainbow sock monkey

65. Mr. Trooper

66. Mothman

67. Peep

68. Pico the dino

69. Squeaky cow

70. Music box bear

71. Music box triceratops

72. Piggy

73. Raggedy puppy

74. Mushy puppy

75. Monk monk

76. Bunny rattle

77. Bunny lovey

78. Scorch the dragon

79. Luna the wolf

80. Jasmine the rainbow leopard

81. The very hungry caterpillar

82. Smokey Bear

83. Blues clues

84. July beanie baby

85. Fox beanie baby

86. Fawn beanie baby

87. Witch beanie baby

88. Owl squishable 

89. Luna moth squishable

90. Hamburger the forest demon squishable (not pictured)

#sfw agere #age regression #agere #sfw age regression #plushblr #plushies #build a bear

[those-pony-vibes]

Thrift haul! Some for me, some for you.

#my little pony #mlp #squishmallow #monster high #thrift haul #toys #vintage #mattel #dolls #hasbro #looney tunes #plush #for sale #books #90s #80s #guess #fashion #clothes #veggie tales

[torque-witch]

Please help -

I just looked at my utility bills for this month (due now) and I am $250 short. The gas bill is $200, electric $300 and internet $90. I deposited my check from the last two weeks and my bank balance is already less than that.

My shop is always open - Death’s Head

I am also willing to sell anything from my entire Squishmallow collection for retail or what I paid.

I also have a couple of Build A Bears like Toothless, Green and Pink Frogs, and the Longhorn cow.

I don’t have a lot more to offer currently, but I can’t even DoorDash without gas money either. Feel free to message me with any crochet commission requests as those are probably the only thing I can handle at the moment other than what I normally offer. Or, even if you can spare a dollar that would be great!

Squishmallows are crossposted on a SM group on Facebook so message me for availability.

Venmo - @torquewitch

CashApp - $TorqueWitch

PayPal - [email protected] (friends & family only)

Thank you 🙃

#torquetalks #deaths head divination

[flappyfeet]

i dont want to buy modern plushies anymore. the thing is they are too soft for me. i need texture and grip. organic cotton plushies are fine but when it comes to squishmallows and such things, i'm out. 80s/90s plush are much better.

#plushblr #txt post