#Criminal Minds quotes

[emily12o1970]

JJ: Emily how come none of this gets to you?

Emily *what tf does she expect me to say: I don't know what you mean

JJ: You came of of a desk job, now your in the fieild surrounded by mutilated bodies and you don't even flinch

Hotch, Ominously, behind her: She's right you don't even blink

Emily, *I still don't know what to say, ohh yeah I never had a desk job, I worked internationally to hunt terrorists and I have probably save your lives countless times without you guys know, except I can't tell you that cause its classified. : I guess I compartmentalise better than most

Criminal Minds : Relavaltions 2x15

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[criminal-mindsincorrect]

Rossi, first day with the team, witnessing the fire goblin (Emily), the muscular only boy (Morgan), the emotional support baby (Garcia), the fucked up mentally baby (Reid), the mom (JJ) and the dad (Hotch).

Rossi :

Rossi : What, from the bottom of my heart, the FUCK.

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[reidiot]

she's a 10, but she'll drop everything to watch a criminal minds episode that she's already seen hundreds of times before

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[thedelusionalbitchgianna]

Therapist: Now what do we say when we have anxiety?

Emily: My anxiety may be chronic but this ass is iconic

Therapist: No!

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[flinttcanwriteipromise]

Reid: Guys, I have something to tell you.

Prentiss: Are you gay, Reid? No one cares if you’re gay, Reid.

Reid:

Prentiss:

Reid: I was going to say I burnt the pasta but yeah, that too.

Rossi: YOU WHAT?!

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[ineffectivearsonist]

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[ssa-atlas-alvez]

*Reid and Garcia shopping for jellycats*

Reid: *picking up a jellycat* oh he's cute

Reid: *sees price tag* oh, he's not that cute

Garcia: *grabbing ten* yes he mc-fucking-is

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[sunshinesvr]

criminal minds incorrect quotes

Penelope: Pressing snooze so many times that they throw me in jail

Rossi: Everyday at work I redefine the bare minimum

Reid: You know whats crazy that's not illegal? you can buy 6 gerbils from petsmart and start grilling them in the parking lot

Emily: I hate being gay I can't even say a normal sentence like "i'm hungry" its always some bullshit like "eating would be a slay right now"

Reid: Everyone knows i'm the smartest one here

Derek: Oh yeah then who has the right of way at a 4 way stop

Reid:

Emily: The strongest.

Derek: Bro... the ramifications....

Emily: I forgot about the rammys bro

Reid: Self undiagnosing. I'm fine.

[JJ and Will texting]

Will: i dont know if anything else happens

Will 🥺

JJ: you're a grown man don't send me that emoji

Will: Ok sorry

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[supercriminalbean]

Emily: see I won't come to your funeral because you won't be alive to come to mine.

Derek: Even if I was alive I wouldn't go, I've already been once I don't need to go again.

Emily: ...

Emily: Fair point, that means I owe you a funeral.

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[criminally-awesome-blog]

Reid: Did You Know that if a french person got sleep apnea surgery, They would never be able to speak French again because you need your Uvula in order to make the French "are" sound.

Emily: Are you saying you can surgically remove the french out of Somebody?

Reid: That is precisely what I am saying

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[emily12o1970]

Morgan: Murder is illegal Emily: Mmmn Morgan looks at Reid pleading for help:Reid Spencer: Well in some states the the penal- Emily: Not what I mean Spencer: I don't understand Emily, with a devilish glint in her eyes: Murder isn't illegal it's only illegal if you get caught.

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[sirpotys]

There's not much to say, just that this applies very well to them.

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[reidiot]

me @ spencer reid⭒*ೃ༄

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[thedelusionalbitchgianna]

Derek: There's only one thing worse than dying

*Derek pulls back paper revealing the word "Spencer"*

Emily: Reid

Hotch: No!

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[bunbunbl0gs]

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[ddejavvu]

Hotch: good work garcia, kys.

Garcia: ...sir?

Hotch: keep yourself safe.

Garcia: who taught you that?

Hotch: Prentiss, why?

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