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#DARE I SAYYY
cassiopoet · 19 days
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Chapped
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We were never going to work
like chapped lips
I lick mine and kiss yours;
it only made things worse.
4/11/24 via @cassiopoet
art is mine :]
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0odlesofmain · 5 days
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lovestruckpdf · 6 months
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hehe ur so cute mahal (kisses ur nose and rocks u side too side)
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wh00pzz · 2 months
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I need more caseoh headcanons!!! I love him😭 they're so good. Maybe some more of what it's like on stream?
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~WHAT ITS LIKE WITH CASEOH ON STREAM!!~ (sfw headcanons!)
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• Tonight for the stream, case asked you to join him and you obv said yes!
• As i’ve said before.. chat is STILL surprised that he actually pulled someone hot 💀💀
• But beside that chats like WARNING you sayin stuff like “BE CAREFUL I HEARD HIS TUMMY RUMBLING 😱😱”
• You’re legit laughing your ass off and hes holding your shoulders and yelling “THERES NO WAY YOU FIND THIS FUNNY. THERES NO WAY.”
• While he’s locked in and playing games you’re actually giving him GOOD advice on what to do. Everything he misses, you catch so he’s actually not dogshit at it
• Its to the point where chat is BEGGING you not to give him the answers cause of so many nonbelievers wasting their channel points😭😭
• At one point you say you’re gonna go to the bathroom but really you go to the kitchen and get him like 5 bags of chips
• He ain’t even mad about it either he just quietly puts them under his desk and goes back to whatever he was saying before
• Chat dares y’all to kiss and bro sideyes you and a second later you give him a peck on the cheek
• Lets just sayyy he was a lil silent after that 😈😈
• All in all it ended up being a fun stream, and everyone loves your dynamic <3
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Ty everyone for the requests! I will def get to them all soon! If you could leave some ideas for headcanon scenarios in the comments it would be greatly appreciated ty! ^^
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Legolas trying to win affection…
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Legolas can be quite jealous, and he isn't good at hidding it. Not like he intends to be anyway.
For a long time Legolas was arrogant and extremely, influenced by his father.
That slowly begun to change when he met, Y/N. A servant, who's job was to tend to the palace's gardens.
The prince was fascinated by the servant's work. How he would care for the flowers so gently and full of passion. Almost like they were real people.
God, Legolas felt so stupid, the was his hart would flutter at the sight of the boy, the latter always humming to himself as he worked.
Legolas would often hide in the shadows, he felt so stupid, why was he obsessed with a gardener boy?
“You can closer if you want, my prince.”
Turns out Legolas isn't good at hidding. Y/N had spotted him since the beginning, but found it extremely indiring.
From there, a beautiful relationship blossomed. Legolas learned how to plant a seed, when to water it. How to treat the various flowers.
He always prettended he was bad at it or forget a step on propose. Anything to have Y/N touch him. Guiding him with his hands and scold him with that sweet voice of his.
Y/N was most indiring to Legolas, his eyes seemed to sparkle like the stars. His smile was like the sun and his touched were as graceful as a tree leaf dancing in the wind.
He was absolutely perfection.
Was it Y/N's then? The way people looked at him, it made Legolas burn wirh jealousy.
No, it can't be. Y/N was much to pure and sweet, of course he didn't mean to attract lustful gazes and comments.
Besides, Y/N loved Legolas dearly, and the latter knew it. So why was he so jealous?
Well, one word: Dawrfs.
Those filthy little things, how dare day try to flirt with his love!?
One in particular was specifically annoying: Fili. He didn't know when to shup up.
Legolas desired nothing more than to put an arrow right through his heart.
He wouldn't however, Y/N would not forgive him.
Legolas felt like a baby. Whenever he was jealous he would become quite clingy.
He would practically be Y/N's body-guard. Never living his side.
He would also become crave more physical contact. And did everything to make his lover blush. A way to out-flirt the dwarfs.
Swoop Y/N into his arms, whispering into his hear. Kissing Y/N's neck, just the way he liked it. Being all touchy with him while whispering the dirtiest of things.
God, he hated it. The power Y/N's love had over him. But, Legolas secretly liked. And he knew this deep down.
“YYYYYY/NNNNNNNNNN.”
“You're such a baby sometimes, Legolas.”
“Pleaseeeeeeee, sayyy itttt backkkk.”
“Fine. I love you too, Legolas.”
“You promise?”
“I, promise.”
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missamyrisa2 · 11 months
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i get so wet and orgasm so hard from your clit tickling stories. i use a soft makeup brush on my clit while reading/thinking of your stories until i make myself ticklegasm. those ultra soft, ultra girly, itchy wispy tickles get me going so badly all over. tyvm for writing about them.. could you please strap me down tight and tickle my clit and decide whether or not to let me cum, miss amy??
It's soooo cute how your toes curl and thighs quiver like that just from my little blushy brush ~ it's so funny isn't it, such a cute little girly implement can bring out such sensations ~ don't you love how the handle is all smooth and shiny, holding onto all these lovely fibers that tremble with every movement ~ And the way they spread out gently in this puff, all wispy and small individually but together they make this whole mass of tingly sensation like a swarm of giggly tickly pixies all loving on your sweet throbbing girlihood ~ heyyy it's like a party on your clitty, and everyone's invited~! Ooh yes, you can squirm and throb and giggle and gasp and moan alllll you like darling. Coochie coo~! Darling darling darling, do your little dance for meee I dare say those silky soft scarves won't budge, I used so many on your gorgeous ticklish body after all ~ yesss you're nice and restrained ~ it's for your own good now ~ this is where you belong, just spread so gently and presented for your silly tickle mama and this beautiful blushy brush ~ oooh~! Quite a twitch you've got there on that girly button. Why, you should have that ~ examined ~ mmhmmm maybe you need a little dusting? Like thissss? Brushy brushy ~ ooh, stubborn little thing. I knowww ~ always say you gotta rely on good ol' air to get the job done some times. Don't worry sweetheart, I'll be gentle~ just pppphh here and pppph there, little puffy puffs of air I'll blow on that spot. Why it's just little clouds come down to hug on your clittyyy~ woooooo ~ wiiida wooooo ~
Mmm~ you protest but you giggle moan so sweetly for mee~ maybe we should pamper that beautiful button ~ yeahhh beautiful button~! Let me just dip these q-tips in some nice massage oil and we'll get you fixed up right quick ~ it's like a little massage for your royal girly part ~ nice soft nub here, get some oil on there~ and little gentle touchies across the tip ~ oooh look at that, sooo shiny and sweet. Does it tickle? Yeahhh? Tickle tickle? The best part of using these little tools is I can have one resting on one side of your button and the other is free to gently poke and stroke along the ridge ~ get you nice and shiny and slick here, that button is gonna shine my babydoll ~ are you my giggly silly babydoll? Awwwe, you want it sooo bad huh? You gotta ask for it though, and you gotta say gigglecum mmmhmmm sayyy gigglecum through your giggles noww ~ girly part? little girly girly button on my cutie tickle girl just wanna burst so bad? I think after you gigglecum for me I'll dress your royal area in these impossibly soft silky panties ~ you'll be sooo sensitive and overstimulated that just walking around will be like a lil sweet mean tease on your button ~ oooh look, we can just drag this soft material up your royal lips and test them out ~ unnnhh nice soft pantiessss on your button ~ mmhmm like a silken waterfall up your regal button, hugging and caressing it ~ wiggle and wriggle and squirm allll you like ~ it's not gonna stop. Tickle tickle ~ all that lovey sensation all for you my darling angelpie ~ all the tickles and sensations for this lovely clitty. Let's make this silk dance on your button while the makeup brush twirls and dances from each side.
Oooh, you can gigglecum anyyyy time you like girly girl ~ but it miiiight take you a little while ~<3
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amugoffandoms · 6 months
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Ooh 1, 2, and 16 for Yuno if you want :D
hi beans!! o//!!
and yippee!! It's milgram character ask game time :]]] with my favorite gal ever...
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Yuno Kashiki!!
1. favorite song lyrics?
ooh this one is a good one,
From Umbilical, I like the lyrics:
Just the two of us, I feel a little tingle inside Our desire links us together Just me alone, the warmth starts fading away
i also like the lyrics here in Lime's cover of Umbilical with these lines too!!
The two of us together, love linked, held tight
I feel a little tingle inside
Just me alone, the warmth finally took flight
We’ll keep reloading the warmth that had died
from Tear Drop hmgmgmmmm, tp be honest I go insane at this song so NAJDBFJI
Don't weigh me measure me against your morality Just shut it, will you? You know it all Feeling magnanimous INNOCENT? I'm so not that Just shut it, will you? You know it all
literally every part of this song is a banger to me i'm sorry it's so hard to pick a favorite D:
i wanna point out Lime's cover again because damn I love their covers, especially Umbilical and Tear Drop bangers truly
Don't you dare judge me and measure me against your morality!
Just shut up, you know it all! Don't know me!
So, now you're feeling magnanimous? You all deem me INNOCENT? Come on, that is so not me! I'm so spent.
i guess my favorite lyric overall would be the one I chose for Tear Drop, that is a BANGERRRR
NEXT QUESTION!!!
2. favorite mv moment/frame?
oh no oh no i have to decide??? aueughbfnf lemme think I absolutely adore both the songs umm!!!
i wanna sayyy these scenes are tied for my favorite wifkfj
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i just love the music and lighting in the first scene and man i just like yuno being silly in the second JEHFIFFF
umbilical does have a scene i adore which is!!!
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i just really like the bubble lyrics and the yuno's on the staircases hehfgujfjf
next question!!
16. how do you think they actually sing in regular life?
oh i think yuno sings relatively well!! i like to think of her as a theater kid since she's a part of the theater club BSOFNFJFHFJFH but besides that she does seem to like karaoke!!
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also she hums in thr trial 1 vd and i don't know i judt found that super sweet jsjdhf
i just think yuno sings well :], she totally wants to hear everyone else sing as well get the karaoke turned on!!!
THANK YOU FOR SENDING MR THESE!! had a funky time thinking about yuno the girl my favorite gal evernajjfuhf
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veryinnovative · 3 days
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hi ino i’ve been sick this whole week so i started rewatching full metal alchemist brotherhood and dare i say…..black brothers… who’s parents abandoned them and their uncle raised him until he died and blah blah blah
DARE I SAYYY wolfstar nd jegulus. dareisay.. regulus' soul tied in this mechanic suit armor OR better yet a porcelain doll or whatever....... just for the angst that is james holding his hand and touching him, kissing him on the place his mouth is, and regulus, known for despising physical touch before the failed human transmutation, rattling, voice breaking as he musters out 'i can't feel you. i wish i could feel you, i want,'
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niobe-loreley · 2 years
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Heaven Is In A Shortcake {iv}
midnight snack, anyone?
(see author's notes far below)
disclaimer: pictures are NOT MINE, but the edited version of it is- mainly for the fic. still, credits to the rightful owners and to canva + weheartit. addtionally, i am not a subic/zambales native so my apologies for any wrong locations, descriptions, or languages.
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Six x F!Reader / Courtland Gentry x Fem!Reader
warnings: moderate swear words. slow burn. fluff. comedy. trust issues. culture shock. check word count.
CHAPTER SELECTION is in the✨Masterlist✨ Chapter 3 - previous chapter, check the link in the masterlist Chapter 4 - this is it [next chapter link will be posted below for suspense & convenience hehe]
words: 5.2k (N/N) = nickname *Kiara = Claire *Kurt = Court *cover names / reader doesn't know (except you do know #wreckthe4thwall)
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“Binabasa mo pa rin ‘yan?” You’re still reading that?
You look up from reading Aurora Rising. “Um, what you sayyy?” you intone, “This is my 2nd time.”
Muro is shocked.
“Yeah, 12 hours lang sa’kin ito.” Yeah, this is just 12 hours for me.
Muro is aghast.
“Wala pa kase book 2 at 3 sa NBS. Baka umorder na lang ako online.” you shrug, continuing to read.
There’s still no book 2 and 3 at NBS. Maybe I’ll just order online.
“Hold up, that’s like a thick-ass book. Goblet of Fire kind of thick— or thicker!” Muro exclaims, “Like Mindy’s ass and thighs! And you’re telling me that you can read it in 12 hours?”
“Less than 12 hours if I don’t have anything to do.”
“Halimaw ka.” You’re a monster.
You beam. “Thanks! And you’re a pervert!”
You purchased this book before you bought the baking supplies last week. But you only got to read it on the weekend. You’ve only reached the middle of the story since you had a full shift on Saturday, that’s why Muro thought you hadn't finished reading it.
Today is a slow Friday, unlike last week, though the afternoon was jam-packed. The first customers for this evening are still the latest, they just left and there hasn’t been new ones for 15 minutes now. You wait for another 15 minutes before you take one of the extensive booths and sprawl there while reading. You’re the fan-favorite worker in this cafe, and dare say, the most hard-working; you can do whatever you like unless the boss says otherwise.
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“Kyaaaaaaa!” you instinctively let out a giddy, highschool girl scream. Sitting up, you plunge your face in the book and feel the warmth of your skin flowing into the pages. You retract yourself and flip one page back. “Wait, wait— WAIT! Rewind! I wanna read this part again for the first time!”
You stop laughing when you feel eyes on you. There’s Muro, facepalming behind the counter, but someone else is—
“What’cha reading there, (N/N)?” Claire grins as she stands with her dad by the door.
You look between her and Court, who is more baffled than amused at you. Your face heats again, this time due to embarrassment, and you compose yourself. Placing the bookmark in the book, you close it and stand up. “Miss Kiara, Mr. Kurt!” you exclaim, clearing your throat when you hear it become high-pitched. “Welcome once again to our humble cafe.”
“What’s with the miss?” Claire asks, snorting.
“Yeah, just Kurt is fine,” says Court.
You flush. “Sorry.”
You gesture for them to come in, grabbing your book, you’re about to head for the refill station when Claire calls you and asks to borrow the book. You hand it to her before you stride away to get some water and glasses. They take the booth near the counter again.
“Looks interesting,” Claire says, flipping from the back to the front of the book.
“It very is.” you nod as you pour their glasses with water.
She hands the book to you. “Can I borrow it when you finish?”
“I’ve already finished it. This is my 2nd re-read.”
“Really?!”
“Really!”
“How long did you read it for?”
“Twelve hours,” you simper.
Claire’s jaw drops.
You stifle a laugh. “By the way, I have TFIOS and Paper Towns in my locker. Would you like to have them now?”
“Yes, please!” she vigorously nods.
“Okay.. I’ll go prepare the brown rice first— unless you’re not having a rice meal?”
“I’ll be having a rice meal!”
You make eye contact with Court, breaking it immediately when you swivel away. He seems passive, though he usually is, but passive in a way he won’t bark at you for interacting with his daughter.
When you come back from the kitchen, Muro is already printing the receipt of their orders. Court watches as you hand Claire the two books and then scan the screen. You try to ignore his gaze, and you internally scold yourself that there's nothing to it.
"Okinawa milk tea with pearls?" you ask, regarding Claire.
Court raises his hand. "That's mine."
You're astounded.
"Don't look too shocked," he says as though you punched him.
"Hurt, dad?" Claire sneers at him.
"Wounded.."
She giggles and turns to you. "Mine's the chocomalt with cream cheese and nata de coco—" she glances at Muro, "Tama po ba iyon?"
"Yes, yes! Tama!" Muro gives her a double thumbs-up.
"He says it's healthier than tapioca pearls."
"The peace juice with chia seeds is much healthier," you frown at your co-worker.
"I wanted the chocomalt, (N/N)." says Claire.
"Fine.. as long as this is your first and last milk tea for this week."
"It is and will be."
"You'll order healthier drinks next time."
She salutes with a laugh. "Yes, ma'am!" and loops her arm around Court's as they walk back to their booth.
"Nanay ka, ghorl?" Muro whispers to you, working on the okinawa while you prepare the chocomalt.
You a mother, girl?
"Ano?" What?
He rolls his eyes. "Dude, you're overprotective of her."
I roll my eyes back at him. "Gago, malamang.. she has a heart condition." Idiot, of course..
Muro heaves a brow at you.
"It's not that she can't drink milk tea, but she can't always have them."
"Obviously— pero hindi iyon kung bakit kita tinitignan ng ganito."
But that's not why I'm looking at you like this.
"Then, what?" you snap.
"Seryoso?" he groans. Seriously?
"Ano ba kase 'yon?!" What is it?!
"Wala, bobo ka!" Nothing, you're a moron!
You swing your leg out, kicking him in the shin, and you evade his counterattack with a laugh. You notice Claire jogging from the game shelves after she picks up the Pop-Up Pirate box and UNO Flip. On the outside, she looks so healthy, but on the inside, her physiology has failed her. What a shitty cardiovascular system. Because of it, she looks so thin— she needs to be plump, like most girls her age!
You resist the urge to slap yourself with the blender. Is it bad to worry about a teenage girl whom you hardly know?
The funky, chill beat of Ilaw Sa Daan by IV Of Spades swarms the cafe when you and Muro finish up the drinks. Just then, Mindy pokes out of the kitchen and asks for either of your help. Muro volunteers immediately, disappearing through the swinging doors like a Looney Tune, which leaves you to serve the customers’ drinks.
“One okinawa milk tea with tapioca pearls,” you announce and place the drink near Court, who murmurs a thanks. You then reach over to deposit Claire’s drink further in the table since she’s currently trying to poke a toy sword through the tiny barrel. “And one chocomalt with cream cheese and nata de coco.”
“Thanks, (N/N)— woah!” Claire jumps when the pirate pops out of the barrel.
Your arm moves on its own. Just as the pirate soars to its highest peak, you catch it in your hand. But that’s not the reason why your eyes are wider than UFO saucers right now. It’s because Court made a grab for the miniature pirate as well, except he grabbed your hand instead.
Claire clamps a hand over her open mouth, suppressing a laugh, and looks from you to Court while the two of you stare at each other in astonishment.
The thin shadow from his cap is vanquished by the pendant lights overhead. Instinctively, you scan his face; this is the first time you’ve seen it clear as day. He always has his cap tucked down, and whenever he does look at you, he’s only peering and somehow keeping his face obscured. Despite the evidence of having a hard-lived life etched in his face, the surprise he feels from touching you softens him.
You follow the way his small brows are quirked up. You think of how his sharp nose looks as tough as he is. His eyes remind you of almonds, and you notice one of them is minimally crooked yet his gaze remains somewhat attractive. His neatly trimmed goatee tempts you to trace it as long as your fingers end up on his thin lips—
You recoil with shame tainted cheeks, but you can’t fully step away with your hand still clutched in his. You look at your hand, which appears smaller wrapped in his own, and you feel his callouses against your knuckles.
“Sorry,” he says and releases his grip, averting his gaze.
“It’s fine,” you stammer, gently putting the toy down on the table, you scratch behind your ear. “Looks like I have faster reflexes this week.”
Court looks back at you, and you can see the memory streaking through his eyes. “Yeah.. yeah, you beat me to it.” he replies with a chuckle.
“Slowpoke," you playfully say.
He scoffs. “Whatever you say, Clifford.”
You act as though your face temperature hasn’t gone from low heat to high.
“Clifford?” Claire asks puzzledly.
“The Big Red Dog.” you and Court chorus, exchanging looks.
She blinks in recognition. “Oh, the movie from last year? Haven’t watched it.”
“Yeah, it was also a cartoon from the early 2000s.” you add.
“Based on the books that started in 1963.” Court says in a chirping manner, as though it’s a competition now on who has the most knowledgeable references.
“Hey, (N/N), wanna play?” Claire begins plucking out the toy swords from the barrel.
You glance over to the counter. “Oh, I can’t.. Muro’s in the kitchen, so I’m holding the fort.”
“Why not hold the fort while playing?”
Court opens his mouth and immediately closes it. “Kiara,” he says with a pointed look.
“T’was just a suggestion, dad.” she retorts, drawling.
“I’ll be by the counter if you two need anything.” you chime in and shortly wave, strolling away.
‘Is it just me or is there something off with the way they call each other?’ you shake your head, ‘Nah..’
You recall their first-time at the cafe—
“Man, Six, you're such a downer!"
"Shush. You can try the other condiments some other time, Claire."
Are they hiding something? Or are you just in over your head?
You snap out of your thoughts when you catch the swinging doors in your peripheral vision. Muro is peeking out. He informs you that the food will be ready in less than ten minutes before he slips back in the kitchen. You peer over the counter, watching the father-daughter duo play a game of anxiety and chance, you decide to not interfere until you’re serving their dinner.
Boundaries— you mentally repeat the word like a mantra. Until your brain starts singing along with Disturbia thumping out the speakers.
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“Thank you, come again!” you beam at the father-daughter duo.
Claire smiles. “You didn’t have to open the door for us.”
“It’s my pleasure, sweetie.” you reply, winking.
“Thanks.” Court gives a polite nod as he sidles past you.
“I’ll try to give these back next week!” Claire waves up the paper bag containing Paper Towns and TFIOS.
“Take your time!”
“I’ll make sure she doesn’t spill anything on it.” says Court.
She frowns. “Hey!”
You laugh, partly stepping out of the door. “Safe driving!”
“Good night, (N/N)!”
“Good— huh? HOY!”
Court and Claire flinch at your abrupt bellow. Just as they stop to turn back to you, you’re already hurtling past them.
“BIKE KO ‘YAN, GAGO!” you shout at the guy, who just managed to bypass the lock of your bicycle. Your moped is in repair today, that’s why you opted for a bike— which is a gift from Mr. Nik’s, your landlord. “Tanginamo ka! Bumalik ka rito!”
That’s my bike, gago! — You fucking bitch! Get back here!
The guy is already on your bike, pedaling away like you’re about to shoot a javelin up his ass— because you look like you want to. Unfortunately, but lucky for him, you’re not a professional javelin thrower nor do you have anything similar to throw. 
However, you’re fortunate with above average physicality.
“Your ass is mine!” you huff like that White Chick, zooming up to five feet behind the thief. Your eyes have adjusted to his stature and you wonder if he’s a teen.
He glances over his shoulder, eyes bulging out in shock, and you hear him cussing as he faces forward. “Yeah, that’s right— puta talaga!” you shout, steadying your breathing.
The bicycle thief veers left off the curb and darts across the road. You look both ways before you hurtle after him. “Titigil ka o isosobsob ko yang mukha mo sa aspalto?!” you roar like a Filipino mother.
People around the street look at the commotion you’re making, especially when you take out your phone and turn on the flashlight. The street is a bit dark, incoming vehicles may not see you.
“Hoy, wag kayo mag-laro, gabi na.” someone drawls from the street. Hey, stop playing, it’s night already.
You whip to them with a glare. “Tatlumpu't tatlo na ako at ninakaw niya bike ko, bitch!” and you swear once more when the thief swerves in to Tappan Park
I’m 33 and he stole my bike, bitch!
You follow after him, pointing the flashlight to the ground to see any obstacles. The lampposts around the park are a bit dim, you’ll make sure to complain to the groundskeeper later.
Fire begins to infiltrate your lungs, and embers from the growing devastation float down to your legs, combusting your muscles. Your steady breathing feels rough and scorching whenever it blows out of your lips. It’s been a while since you ran with all your might. Sure, you’re exercising an hour per day and working six days a week, but it still hits differently when you abruptly take off.
Blame adrenaline.
“HOY!” you yell as the distance between you and the bike increases.
The thief pedals out of the park, but before he can continue on the road— a flash of shadow appears into the light, grabs the back of his clothes, and hauls him off the bike. He yelps as he’s thrown onto the curb, while his assailant stops the bike from falling and immediately boots the kickstand down.
“Kurt?” you puzzledly say as you rest to a stop near the thief.
Court slowly breathes out, turning around to face you, he pats the top of his head, where his cap still remains. “You all right?” he inquires, eyeing you up and down.
“How.. how did you get here?” you glance over your shoulder, “Where’s Kiara?”
“She’s— hey!” he takes one step and catches the thief by the arm.
“Bitiwan niyo ko!” the thief snarls, thrashing to escape.
You grip his other arm, pulling off his hood and beanie. With a nearby lamppost, you can clearly see the thief is, in fact, a girl. Maybe a year or two younger than Claire.
“Sabi nang bitiwan niyo ko!” she shouts.
You heavily flick her on the forehead, the loud thump echoes across the park, this makes Court wince while the girl is just stunned. “Tumahimik ka ngang bata ka! Bakit ka nagnanakaw ng bike ha?!” you shout, “Kung ganyan turo sa’yo ng mga magulang mo, ipa-DSWD na kaya kita!”
Be quiet, you brat! Why are you stealing a bike?! — If that’s what your parents are teaching you, I’ll take you to the DSWD myself!
“N-Y-O-B!”
“N-O-Y-B ‘yon, tanga!” It’s N-O-Y-B, stupid!
“Edi ikaw na magaling, gurang!” Eh, then you’re smart, oldie!
“HOY, TREINTA Y TRES PA LANG AKO!” HEY, I’M ONLY THIRTY-THREE!
With the little thief slowly pedaling on the bike, you and Court are walking at each of her sides. She finally remained docile after three escape-attempts, one of which she planned to bike faster, but you grab the rear carrier and wallop her upside the head.
“You must be shocked,” you remark, glancing at Court. He’s been quiet during the whole exchange, though you see him grimacing whenever you smack the girl.
He catches your gaze briefly and contemplates on a response as he turns ahead. “Well, if I’m being honest, I’m horrified…”
You feel a sharp pang of anxiety in your chest.
“...I’ll remind myself not to get on your bad side.”
You snort as the anxiety disperses when your heart skips a beat. "It's actually the same on my good side." you say, shrugging. "I tend to give tough love."
Court looks at you in bewilderment, and you regard him quizzically. It's as though you said a taboo and the townspeople will be after you.
"Well, in this case, it's tough compassion." you poke the girl's side.
She yelps, nearly losing balance, and throws you the stink-eye. You return a scowl and continuously tap your fist against your palm. Unimpressed, she scoffs at you, slightly pedaling forward but not far enough for you to give a warning.
"Kids today are shameless," you comment spittingly.
Court snorts as Claire swims up in his eyes. Earlier, he wanted to chase after you and the thief but didn’t want to risk leaving her alone. So she told him she’ll run if he won’t, and that she’ll report to the hospital of his negligence towards her health,
"Totally shameless," he nods with a stifled grin.
The three of you arrive back at the cafe. Muro, Mindy, and Claire are at a bench near the parking lot.
“Are you two okay?” Claire is the first to ask as she stands up.
“Yeah, we’re good.” says Court, glancing at you.
“Here’s your bike lock, (Y/N).” Mindy hands you the cable lock.
“Damn, I didn’t think it was a kid.” Muro sighs, holding up a bolt cutter, he regards the girl. “Sa’n mo nakuha ‘to?”
Where did you get this?
The girl slides down from the bike. “Sa pwet mo.” In your butt.
You stifle a laugh. “That’s new!”
The girl is baffled that you’re amused. You take the cable lock from Mindy and assess its damage. “Looks like I’ll buy another one, plus a wheel lock.” you pause to look at the girl, “Sagutin mo tanong niya o sasakalin kita gamit nito.”
Answer his question or I’ll strangle you with this.
“Kung ipapa-pulis mo ako, gawin mo na!” the girl shouts.
If you’ll take me to the police, just do it!
“Pareho rin itatanong nila.” They’ll ask you the same things.
“Edi ba’t ka pa nagtatanong?” Then why are you asking?
“Kase papakawalan kita depende sa sagot mo.” you proclaim, placing your hands on your waist. 
Because I’ll let you go depending on your answer.
The girl bristles. “‘Di ako naniniwala sa’yo.”
I don’t believe you.
You shrug. “Bahala ka. Mas mapapagalitan ka ng magulang mo kung sa pulis nanggaling.”
Your choice. Your parents will be more angry if this comes from the police.
The girl’s eyes widen in realization, casting her gaze down on the sandy ground, she mulls over your words. You then see how small she is, how she seems more than just a bicycle thief— is she not doing this for herself? Or is she just doing this for fun?
You sigh. “Huling pagkakataon.. bakit ba ninakaw mo bike ko?”
Last chance.. why did you steal my bike?
“Kase..” the girl gulps, fear shaking in her eyes as she looks up to you.
“M-Mabait si (N/N)!” Claire suddenly declares, stepping forward, she slowly tries to convey her thoughts and feelings. “Hindi ko pa siya kilala ng matagal.. pero alam ko mabait siya.”
(N/N) is kind! — I haven’t met her that long.. but I know she’s kind.
Your heart has practically melted then and there. Claire is to you as Arlo is to Rosa Diaz, if anyone hurts her, you’ll kill everyone here and yourself. She’s supporting your honor when she doesn’t even know if you’re a bugger-flicker or -wiper. What’s more her Tagalog has improved, she sounds so cute!
“Huwag ka mag-alala. Maiintindihan ka niya.” Court says, nodding at the girl.
Don’t worry. She’ll understand you.
“What’s with you two?!” you couldn’t hold back as you tearfully beam at the father-daughter duo. “You’re making my heart all fuzzy!”
The girl deeply breathes in and out. “Ninakaw ko po bike niyo kase kailangan ko pera— pero para sa pamilya!”
I stole your bike because I need the money— but for my family!
She begins to explain that her youngest sibling is going to start school, and she’s deciding to drop-out to help earn some money, being the oldest and all. Her mother is a single-parent, living in a shed at the hotel she’s working on with three children; the girl makes no mention of her father, and you know better than to probe.
After her explanation, she also confessed to her crimes. Stealing bicycles, purses, and even shoes that she would find along the Boardwalk. You then tell her to wait there and sprint back to the cafe. 
When you return, you hand her a paper bag; inside is a packaged whole strawberry shortcake with a pen and paper. “Tara, samahan kita umuwi. Malapit lang hotel dito, ikaw mag-bike tapos angkas ako.” you declare, tying your hair up into a ponytail.
C’mon, I’ll go with you. The hotel’s close here, you’ll bike and I’ll sit behind.
“Ano?” the girl stammers confusedly.
“Syempre, gusto ko malaman kung totoo nga ba sinasabi mo, pero ‘di ako magpapakita sa mama mo. At saka ‘di kita papauwiin mag-isa ng ganitong oras, babae ka pa rin.”
Of course, I wanna know if you’re telling the truth, but I won’t let your mother see you. And I won’t let you go home by yourself at a time like this, you’re still a girl.
The girl, in fact everyone there, stares at you like you’ve grown multiple heads. You roll your eyes at them and resist the urge to throw something at Muro. “Basta sabihin mo sa mama mo, sakto palabas yung customers namin no’ng pumasok ka at sinabi mo may nagnanakaw ng bike sa parking lot. Kaya kita binigyan ng cake saka application form, kase kung ‘di dahil sa’yo mawawalan ako ng bike.” you shortly pull up the paper from the bag, it’s a form for part-time applicants at the cafe.
Just tell your mom that you went into the cafe just as customers were going out and you told us someone’s bike is being stolen from the parking lot. That’s why I gave you a cake and an application form, because if it weren’t for you I’d lose my bike.
The girl is close to tearing up. “Bakit mo ginagawa ito?” Why are you doing this?
You smirk. “Kailangan namin ng utos-utusan, medyo dumadami customers namin tuwing umaga’t hapon.” We need someone to order around, customers have been increasing during the day.
“Pero—” But—
“Ay naku! Kukunin mo ba ‘yang binibigay ko o ibibigay kita sa pulis?” Oh, my! Are you gonna take my offer or am I going to take you to the police?
As soon as the girl reluctantly accepts your offer, you force her to ride the bike before plopping on the rear carrier.
“Bakit ano yung nasa harap?” Why am I in front?
“Mamaya kase may kutsilyo ka pang tinatago.” Because you may be hiding a knife.
You look at Muro and Mindy. “I’ll be quick,” and then turn to the father-daughter duo. “See you next week?”
Claire nods. “See you!”
“Be careful,” Mindy murmurs, trying not to eye the girl in suspicion.
“Don’t you want a ride?” Court suggests.
You’re surprised. “Really?”
“Yeah, it’ll be faster.”
“Oh, a car is a lot faster than a bicycle.”
“Yes, so—” Court cuts himself off when you look at him expectantly, but there’s something else in your grin— “You’re being sarcastic.”
You laugh. “Sorry. But we’ll be fine, you two should get home.”
You force Lilia— the girl— to get a move on and soon, you two are riding off into the night, looking like the universe’s most unlikely pair of adventurers.
The hotel she claimed that her family is staying in is just four blocks away from the cafe. But just as Lilia rounds onto the last black, she abruptly presses on the brakes.
You yelp. “Ay, susmaryosep!” and slap the teen on the back, “I almost fell over!— Wait, sa’n ka pupunta?”
Wait, where are you going?
“Nanay ko ‘yon,” she slips off the bike and nods over to the direction of the hotel.
You glance and there is, in fact, a woman in her late 30s— maybe, it’s hard to discern age from this distance. But what’s discernible is the anxiety in her steps as she paces back and forth the sidewalk. “Sige, puntahan mo na. At pag-isipan mo yung na-offer ko,” you wag a finger at her and shortly look away, “Though I have to ask Liz about it first.”
Alright, go to her. And think about my offer
She hears you muttering. “Ano ‘yon?” What’s that?
“Wala— hurry and go! Shoo!” Nothing— bilisan mo at umalis ka na!
Lilia makes a face at you, swivels to walk away, and stops to turn back. “Ate (N/N)—”
“Aalis ka o ibabato ko yung bike na ‘to sa’yo?” You gonna leave or am I gonna throw this bike at you?
Fortunately, Lilia obliges. And you’d rather not break your precious bike over a smartass kid. Her mother instantly sprints to her after she spots Lilia. Invisible arrows shoot into your heart and spine when the mother tightly embraces her child. The urge to call, or even just send a short message to your mom, tingles in your fingers. But you keep the longing there, steadying it just at your fingertips, like that one Greek Titan sentenced to bear the heavens.
Lilia doesn’t mention that you’re there, as instructed by you, but she glances over to you from time to time. Her mother is too focused on her to pay her sneaking looks any heed. You wait until they’re stepping in the hotel before you turn the bike around and pedal back to the cafe.
The ride is slow— on purpose. You’re pedaling leisurely to bask in the cool evening air and whiff at the sea fragrance that gets stronger as you near the Boardwalk. It’s always chilly here at night, the naturally-occurring nocturnal heatwaves rarely win against the ocean flurries.
Out of the blue, you wonder if Claire has tread through the Boardwalk. You try not to cement any thoughts of suggesting it to the teen as she may ask you to come with her and Court again. Not that that’s a bad way to spend time with friendly strangers, but Court seems adamant in maintaining distance. Still, he wants Claire to socialize— as long as no one gets too close.
You think about the reasons for his behavior. What happened before they moved here in the Philippines? The country doesn’t have the best medical care, so why are they here? And what’s with the stealthy looks he would have whenever he’s looking over his shoulder or at the security cameras? 
And why the hell did he leave his daughter with strangers to help you?— she probably forced him, you realize. Muro and Mindy are still strangers, just like you are.
You decide how this is stressing you out and attempt to clear your mind. Imaginary fingers clutch your nape, you shudder and take a gander. This feels familiar— like that time at the mall. And again, no one is following you. There’s only a car parked at the far end of the block, but no one seems to be inside. It looks familiar, but there are a lot of cars like that here. You shrug and round the block, the cafe is in your sights.
Unbeknownst to you, there are people inside that car. The very same pair that has been plaguing your mind. 
Court urges the car forward, slowly but surely as he keeps the lights off. By the time they’re peeking out of the corner, you’re hauling the bicycle through the cafe’s front doors and probably arguing with Muro about it.
“She’s inside,” says Claire.
Court hums in agreement, checking the rearview mirror, he flicks on the lights and swivels the car around. He hears Claire giggling to herself and glimpses sideways at her. “What?” he asks, concerned rather than curious.
“Oh, nothing..” she breathes out cheerfully.
“Sure—” he pauses, “ Oh..”
She nods with a toothy grin. “Yeah, that’s right.”
He shakes his head. “It’s not what you’re thinking.”
“What? I’m only thinking about how you’re worried for someone other than me,” Claire turns to him, inclining her head rightward. “So, is it truly not that?”
“It’s,” he’s about to reply with the truth, but the lie flies out of his mouth first. “Not.”
She gasps dramatically. “How come?! When it was you who began following them without saying anything!”
Court feels his ears burning. Now, that’s true. When Lilia begins to pedal away with you, his instincts told him to be in pursuit. He and Claire bid goodbye to Mindy and Muro before trying not to drive away too hastily, they took a different path that still leads to where you’re going. None of you know whether the girl, who just robbed you, is telling the truth— until you all witnessed her mother hugging her.
The suspicion has evaporated, but Court would be lying if he says he’s done worrying about you. That’s why he followed you, slowly and discreetly, keeping him and Claire in the shadows. You felt their eyes on you, but you didn’t know where they were.
Just like last week at the mall.
Court saw you when he was exiting the hardware store. Immediately, he thought you were following them, so he decided to do the same to you. But the way you try to lose him diminishes his doubts, only an amateur stalker would fall for it. Even so, at the last second, you caught a glimpse of him. Luckily, it wasn’t enough for you to recognize him completely— judging from your reaction when you meet him at the bookstore.
He recalls the conversation he had with you when Claire bought cotton candies. He isn’t just worried about Claire, he’s also worried about you being too close for comfort. There are forces in this world that might be watching them, but are not as merciful as the Lord. It’s already risky planning to go out every Friday night or going to the mall once every two weeks. But Court has decided that, despite their circumstance, he would try to give Claire a long (and slightly normal) life if possible.
Even if that means interacting with anyone and becoming suspicious of every little thing they do. Hence, pulling them close at a safe distance and then pushing them far, far away.
“You’re real paranoid, you know?” Claire quips.
Court sighs heftily. “.. I concur.”
“You should get out more. Join the PTA.”
“School hasn’t started here… And you’ll be homeschooling, anyway.”
“Please don’t tell me you’re my teacher.”
“Hey, I know a ton of shit in school.”
“You saying it like that makes it so hard to believe.”
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A/N: wow, that's a long one HAHAHA I guess it's just my way of making up for not updating last Wed or Thurs as I've (promised) noted ꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡ y'all wanna know why? It's because of a smut Six x Reader that suddenly corrupted my mind! And because the update was late and I might not be able to post weekly, I'll be posting this smut for some fresh content for y'all hehehehe
The portal to another dimension Chapter 5 is not yet now open!
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daisyvisions · 1 year
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Did someone mentioned bratty sunwoo? Ah yes I've been summoned HAGSJAHSJA USUALLY I PREFER STAYING ANONYMOUS BUT- for this I shall appear from the shadows for once (btw sorry if i keep spamming likes on ur post 😭)
Bratty Sunwoo. I've been thinking about it since the first few glance when I saw this dude. Sigh. His face is so...fuckable if i dare say? Annoyingly fuckable maybe? Like I want to slap him (endearingly ofc 🫶) and see his face went from shocked to smirking cuz he's just that much of a brat. Like he'd want to see just how far his limit is at.
And then at one point, "unexpectedly" he's just below me either getting his face sat or fucked idk depends on my mood 🙇. And I'D JUST LOVE TO SAY SHIT LIKE
"poor bratty, thinking he can dare me? Ur really just up for a challenge but we both know you'll lose just within seconds, right darling?"
AND BITCH WOULD JUST MOAN AND NOD-
Okay I'm sorry. I sincerely apologize as I've spilled maybe a little bit too much. I should get going LMAO NO- THIS IS TOO MUCH TOO MUCH I SAYYY
don't be sorry babe you're good! hehe oh he would do anything to get your hands on him fr he wont hold back any of his moans fr we will beg beg beg you to dom him I just know it, sub!sunwoo would be one of the most brattiest, whiney ones! 😮‍💨 he loves a good manhandling too that's gonna def get him to moan a lot akjdnaskdj
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what-if-nct · 1 year
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Yo its been such a long time I'm sorry. How's everything going? Are you doing well? Are you feeling well? World've better treated you well. I wanna throw a fit when not. I totally love your insta its too cute!!! Also your clothing style, you actually dare to go out in that? I cant believe it I wish I was brave enough to wear cute clothes but ppl are assholes in my surroundings so I probably wouldn't dare to- I love your style so so so SOOO much.
I mightve fallen back in a (not too severe) Mark Lee obsession and a (very severe) tgcf obsession. Also scumvillains self saving system, I bought volume one only my mom read the backside of it, which is about someone being a half demon and she tells me not to buy it anymore. I'm probably still gonna buy it because I wanna read the happy endingggg (same for tgcf but the next volume i should buy has a very sus cover so I have to hide it from everyone XD)
I have Mark Lee hanging up my wall and once in a while, I stand there and take a selfie with Mork. Its kinda tradition for me now.
Mannn i wish I had stuff to sayyy TT anyways 🥋 anon actually deserves the world so wtf is going on like actually. He didnt do anything wrong right then why is all going on and also why can't people see? I get so fucking angry and upset whenever I see ppl making fun of mental health and when i hear abt how people treat him, and I'm not even the person it happens to!! Like why must world be so unfair, like God may take all the happiness I have and give it to him. Please
That turned a little deep i'm sorry. Some people would just need to know (also 🥋 yeah ily amd ill never stop saying it) (i'm still gonna start a fanclub for him)
-sneeze
(Ps theres a character from tgcf who is canonically a dilf, and kinda turned into the god of coitus and hes scared of women) (hes my fav I love him so much) (his title Ju Yang meaning perfect sun was once misspelled as Ju Yang meaning tremendous masculinity and boom. Ppl started praying to him for sex and kids) (sorry i love that dude too much)
Hiii! And I'm doing fine and I'll stay fine as long as I stay away from people once the pms kicks in I think that's been my problem the past few months. Gotta seclude self during the moon time. And thank youuuu, you're so sweet and I do go out dressed like that. I really don't notice people when I'm out, so I never think twice about it until a creepy man says creepy things like please don't look at me. Only women and guys who look like Timothy Chalatmet and Heir Of Atticus are allowed to perceive me. But I rarely hear anything negative. But seeing my reflection in store windows and hearing girls yell they love my outfit is all that matters. Oh a girl who worked at the grocery store told me she liked my outfit and when I pulled out my card my Jeongin photocard was in my wallet and she asked if I liked kpop I wish I could've said more to her she was so cute but I was shy. So it's worth it to dress however you want cause for every person who has something mean to say there's 10 people with something nice to say. Also how you think you look and how it makes you feel is the most important part. I suggest you at least once to wear a really cute outfit just on a normal day.
I don't know what has gotten into mark lately but I totally understand falling back into it. He's at full power right now. Don't look directly at him cause he's collecting people left and right. Hes still like my boyfriend's kid brother so he doesn't affect me. But I definitely see it, his power. But that is so cute you take a selfie with your picture of mark. I kiss my pictures of Hyunjin or Chan before I leave cause they're right by the door. Their great traditions to have.
I've never heard of tgcf but it sounds like really cool, and yeah it sucks that his mental health is being disregarded it's not okay and he deserves so much better.
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lilxmcrtes · 2 years
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ur own url i dare u 🔫
Send Me A URL and I’ll Respond With My Opinions | Anonymous | Mun
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Roleplaying/Writing
My favorite muse(s) of theirs and why: Max. He feels like the coolest muse I've ever come up with even though he's still wildly underdeveloped in the areas I think make him cool
My favorite interaction/thread of theirs: Aw man. You just want me to pick favorites don't you? That's why you sent this. Uhhh. I'll go wiiiiith... The crack posts of Aeron as a result of interacting with B.ucky. Pretty sure that’s mostly been Riley and K.laus. Oh oh! Also the ones with Thorn / Karma. Those usually end up being Asher.
My thoughts on their unique characterization/interpretation of their muse(s): And now for my insecurities. Lol. Always think I should be more developed, more organized, and consistent.
My thoughts on their writing style as a whole: Balanced hopefully. Keeping that emotional realism but also free to keep it fun.
Situation(s)/Plot(s) I’d love to see their muse(s) in: Imma scream about the U.mbrella A.cademy verse for Eira forever. Also I want Soulmate AUs, fake dating plots, found family (including slow burn with the other "parent") plots. Also getting back into the mutant verse. And just in general making more verses. And!! More plots that arcs for my muses in relation to each other. Would love to explore something further for them. Also! Survival plots like zombie apocalypse or escaping a game/reality/time/death loop.
Someone else I love seeing them interact with: Myself of course lmao For real, B.ucky. God I love that Content. I couldn’t possibly get enough.
Anything else I want to say about their roleplaying: Should do it more. With more people. And consistently. Not have drafts sitting for months and probably annoy my partners.
If We Know Each Other
What I Think Are Their Best Qualities: Ew. Pls. Why are you making me do this? Ugh okay. I’d sayyy... I’m?? Goddamn this is hard. Uh. Oh! Thoughtful! I do a lot of thinking. All the time. It actually kinda sucks for me! But in terms of being a good writing partner, I try to pay attention. Ask questions others might not. Send posts that remind me of their muse. Adapt to a similar style. Just. Be thinking of you and your muse.
What I Think Are Their Strengths: Plotting intra-muse things. For myself and other multiple muse writers. So I’ve been told. It is my favorite thing to do.
A Memorable OOC Interaction Of Ours: The time I realized that my muses didn’t have to be from a real place. I could just make up a place and not worry about accuracy. Really love myself for that one
Why Others Should RP With Them: Bc I said pls? lol Because they want to of course. They see something they like and wanna be a part of, doing something together.
How Others Should Approach Them: I think it’s generally accepted that memes are the way to go. But given how many times I wanna start on a clean slate, it’d be good to have a solid idea for first meeting and the general direction the interaction / relationship will go. So I’d love to plot that initially. That gives me something to fall back on. Especially because we’ve settled on a muse of mine you wanna interact with. It’d also be awesome if you approached first. Even if that’s just sending a meme.
Other Roleplayers I’d Recommend To Them: The ones I haven’t written with! Or haven’t in a while! Or didn’t really get the ball rolling! Shout out to @diicktective @heartxshaped-bruises @detectiveconnor @immortalled @flxtchcr specifically bc I think they're excellent. The content is *chef's kiss* and I hope to get to writing with / continue writing with them soon :D
Anything else I want to say about them: I can take a while but I hope I’m worth it.
If We Have/Plan To Interact Together
A plot I’d like to write with them: Beyond what I wrote before, specifically I'd like to write a plot that brings all my muses together. Ultimate crossover style. Which will likely take place in the mutant verse. I've already got some distant plans. Just need to actually develop them and put them into motion.
A muse I want to introduce to them: MJ, my newest idea/focus
A ship/broship I’d like to propose to them: Of my own muses, I’ve been toying with the idea of Eira and Darius. Of others’ muses, I’ve been thinking about Lorelei and Swift ( @diicktective ) or maybe the muses on the mun’s other blog @arachnofille. I have no thoughts. Just reading the vibes.
A thread with them I’m excited about: A thread with myself I’m excited about... Well that recent one with Eira and Max, I’ve been meaning to get back to. Also potentially thinking about writing Eira and L.oki bc I miss a particular ship but I think the mun is inactive ;n;
Anything else I want to say: There's so much I'd like to do but the balance between my own thing and replies when balancing writing at all and not, is just so hard.
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saintobio · 3 years
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"does that bother you?" girl im the wife? and he's literally fucking me over and over for a child? what, are you just supposed to be beside him forever until the child grows and he gets the position and can divorce me? i do nawttt like how she's not even thinking about leaving gojo like is she really sticking around him until she wants 😭👊🏼 "we both know he loves me and if u want the best for him" I KNOW U NOT MANIPULATING ME RN??? 💀💀
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something about sera speaking and her pov leads me to believe it's not just about her love for gojo. dare i sayyy, the money? the convenience? the privilege? cos she talm about how it's hard but homegirl i know u still getting something out of it and its better than not having a rich heir by ur side and doing the same job 🤷🏾‍♀️
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about ur last anon, yeah exactly. people would be like "put yourself in sera's shoes" and even if i do i just wouldn't be able to stomach disregarding a pain of a woman who was also forced into this. like if my boyfriend agreed along with it then is yn really the only one to blame? it would be easy hurting her with facts if she's a bitch who wants him all to herself but she is quite the contrary, she's even willing to divorce him not for herself but for the mistress 🤷🏿‍♀️
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YALLLL I KNEW ITTTT SERA WOULD PULL THE "BUT IM THE ONE HE LOVES" SHIT OMFG EVERY SINGLE MISTRESS DOES THIS IN MOVIES LIKE HAVE U SEEN THE WORLD OF THE MARRIED LITERALLY MADE ME GO INSANE 😭
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TEAM YN NEED TO BE UNITED OMG MY HOME GIRL LITERALLY GOT NO ONE RN WHO'S DEFENDING HER AND GETTING MAD AT SERA IN HER PLACE IF NOT ME 👊🏼☝🏼 this the yn alliance symbol 👸
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sera being all “you should just let it be since he will never love you” made me so angry??? like MC is being so sweet despite knowing her husband is literally in love with someone else. MC was so kind to sera too even with knowing she is the one her husband is in love with like??? AND knowing that sera and gojo are still seeing eachother and MC SAID NOTHING
grrrrrr sera maybe you should let it be since he is literally married to someone else😋
I was trying so hard to like sera too bc I can understand how it probably sucks for both parties in this but, that comment was so OUTTA POCKET
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😭😭😭 helphejlpf when i said my inbox is divided this is what i mean bc i have anons who hate sera and anons who love her and my next compilation will be sera supporters sjsnsj i’ll stay neutral abt her and support my mc bc she deserves the world <3
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missamyrisa2 · 6 days
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Asmr, but it's nails tapping and teasing miss Amy's belt buckle. Whispering words like "tickle" "coochie coo" "goochie goo" all in your ears. It would be perfect for Miss Amy to watch with headphones so you get the full experience. The sounds and whispers tickling your ears and brain.
okayyyyy #1 how dare youuuuu~~~
but #2 I would be able to tolerate like five seconds before gasping into a giggly blush mush pile of trembling overload~~!
and finallyyyyyyy ghhhaa I shouldn't even sayyy ittt but you just have noooo ideaaaa howww much it wrecks meee when someone says goochie goo instead of coochie coooo it's just like mmmhhh wayyy teasierrrr to me for some reason and I can't stannnnddd ittt!!
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radical-boy · 6 years
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Adventure.txt
I walked up the concrete stairs--two steps!--and then I was out of breath. Anyone would be out of breath if they were carrying as many books as I was. I couldn’t help it though; I was studying to pass the IQ test! Those who did not pass were never chosen. I was going to be chosen though--they laugh at me now but they won’t be when I’m the Dragon Master!!!!!!!
Today’s field of study was flight. I had to make sure I could answer every riddle the Dragon King would ask me about flight. Chihuahuas are good dogs even if they are hideous. Their light weight made them perfect for long-distance flying companions, but it was a little known fact that dragons preferred them. Preferred them to eat, that is!!! In truth, cats made much better companions; they never fall off.
“Meow! Ready for the test yet?” my feline companion Griswald asked--she talks.
“Yes Crookshanks,” I called her affectionately, even though she hated the Harry Potter series.
“Ay! Me name’s GRISWALD ye twat!” she yowled.
I set my books down on the table and held my hands out for cuddles. Griswald side-eyed me, but quickly gave in. Not even a grumpy cat could resist cuddles. She purred in delight as I scratched the backs of her ears. Lava is a great way to wipe shit off yer ass. That’s how dragons do it anyways, with their fireproof scales. I aspire to that level of hardass. And if I was--when I was--chosen to be the Dragon Master, I finally will reach that aspiration.
WWWWEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! It was the alarm to take the IQ test!!! It sure woke everyone up 100%. I quickly scampered out of the library, ditching my books. Griswald grabbed onto my clothes tightly and held on as we sprinted to the exam building. It was in the center of town, just past the fruit venders… and I stopped because I smelled some delicious apple pie.
“Don’t get distracted!” Griswald yowled in my ear, digging her claws into my shoulder just a pinch.
“OW! Jeez, okay.”
The building was the ugliest in town. It was tall and grey and had just one window all the way up on the fourth floor. That was how flying dragons got in and out. Everyone else had to enter through the big white front door, and answer a riddle before the guard would let them in. To dragons, riddles were just like memes. Dragons loved memes; in fact, they created a guild called The Meme Loving Fucks. Most of the riddles at the door were just memes these days. I approached the front door and knocked three times--as was customary-- and the guard opened a little peephole.
“Here come dat boi,” a tiny green dragon gurgled through an alligator-like mouth.
“Oh shit…” I whispered.
“WHADDUP!!!” screeched Griswald, winking at me.
The dragon was most impressed, thinking we had planned that out beforehand. I, however, was still very confused--why did Griswald shout “whaddup” into me ear????? I didn’t dare ask though, and instead slipped past the chortling swamp dragon.  
“So, you dare enter my building and place of knowledge, eh? To take the IQ test, I presume??” said the swamp dragon.
“Yes,” I said to the guard, “which way should I go?”
“The opposite of Left Shark,” the dragon guard said.
“Ah, I see,” I said, though I did not, in fact, see. I was blind. The lights inside were so bright, I could only make out the corners of the rooms.
“Uhhh… go that way,” Griswald whispered, pointing to the right.
“Face God and walk backwards into hell!” the guard said in traditional parting. I bowed, kissing my kneecaps in the traditional way, and gallivanted off into the distance.
“Just follow the memes,” Griswald advised as the lights dimmed to visible luminance.
The hallway was one long mural painted with a large green ogre, and on the floor the word cofveve was inscribed golden cursive letters.  We got to the other end, and the hall forked off into five different directions.
“Which way should we go first?” I asked Griswald.
“YOU MEAN YOU DON’T RECOGNIZE WHICH HALLWAY HAS A MEME?” she screamed into my ear.
“Uh….” I stammered, not knowing a thing.
“Obviously, we go right, towards The Colors of the Sky mural on the wall,” she grumbled. I looked towards the rightmost tunnel, which had Do You Love The Colors of The Sky? written above the entrance. The walk was long, but beautiful, and I felt like I was flying through the changing sky. Soon, it got dark in the tunnel, and I wanted to lay down and sleep under the beautiful stars.
Grisland gently kneaded her paws in me to keep me awake. The kneading was soothing and made me want to sleep even more; I laid down gently on the floor and promptly began to snore.
Griswald used a very powerful spell to wake me up, screaming, “WAKE ME UP INSIDE!” to jar me from my slumber.
“SANTIAGO” I shouted upon waking, as was customary.
“What good manners,” Griswald praised me. She licked my hair into my face so I was more emo than before.
Finally, the hallway was colored dawn, and I felt more awake and refreshed than ever. The hallway opened into a big, huge circle with a ladder going up and a trap door in the middle of the room. Unfortunately, the trap door was covered in some very alluring Comic Sans. It didn’t matter what was written in the most holy of fonts; I was compelled to enter.
The door fell out under my feet and Griswald screamed in utter bliss as we plummeted down into the darkness. Once again, I felt the supreme desire to sleep, but I stayed awake because I didn’t want to hear any more of Griswork’s “singing.” The dark hole slowly began to take on the shape and color of a distantly familiar meme. Suddenly, I was sitting on a cloud, coming up over the horizon. Griswald’s fur bristled up so much she looked like a Tribble.
“Ba?! Ha ba ba?!! Ha bagada!!” a dog barked from a red airplane.
“I hate this meme,” Grisland yowled quietly. I, however, loved it.
“Ba! Ba! Ba!” the dog and I barked in total harmony. We began to sing and it resonated against the viscous cloud I perched upon, vibrating ever-so-slightly until it faded along with the other dog. At first, it looked like the void we were falling through was turning black again. But instead, flowers appeared in the distance and the air grew more and more liquid until I was sure we were underwater.
“GET BACK TO WORK ME BOYYYYYYYYYYOOOOO!!!!” a voice yelled louder than sound itself.
“Which meme is this?” I asked the cat.
“This meme represents the overlord bourgeois demanding endless work from the lowly proletariat,” she answered solemnly. I watched as the yellow square shaped “boyo” excitedly scampered into a kitchen area.
“I love you Krabby Patty,” he whispered to some juicy meat pressed between swollen buns. The Krabby Patty grew to the size of a small luxury vehicle and embraced the boyo.
“We should go,” Griswald said, tears in her voice. “Us mortals were not meant to see such beauty.” I agreed, but I was no longer in control of where we would go; a force I could not understand would take us to and fro.
Suddenly, an ax came through the flowery wall! An evil cackle was heard and I looked around and we were in a forest! I could no longer find that horrible ax anywhere around me. I looked down at my leg, feeling something odd, and saw that it was oozing blood!
“SHIA SURPRISE!” Griswald warned me, looking behind me in horror. I wrestled the burly man for the ax in his hand, and then I discovered myself decapitating my would-be assassin.
With a thud, we hit the bottom of the long void we’d been falling through, music playing in the distance as the dead body slowly faded.
Mmm whatcha sayyy, the music somberly screeched. I felt tears fill my eyes. I was ready for the next test.
“ARE YOU READY FOR A ROUND OF GUESS-THE-NEXT-LYRICS?????” boomed a very, VERY large dragon who descended upon us.
“HELL YEAH!” I shouted in equal glee.
“Then prepare your mortal heart for the biggest musical sounds in history…”
I stilled my beating heart and prepared myself for what came next.
The dragon opened its mouth and bellowed, “I AM GAY, GAY, GAY!” and then looked at me for the next lyrics.
I closed my eyes and felt time slow before me as I belted the next lyrics: “I LIKE LONG BIG COCKS, I AM SUPER SUPER GAY, I LIKE LONG BIG COCKS!!!!”
The dragon, with tears of lava pouring from their eyes, nodded in passionate agreement and said, “Let’s try a more aged song.”
I smiled, ready to accept my next challenge.
In a screechy voice, the dragon sang, “We’re no strangers to looooooooove…”
I instantly knew what I had to do next; I had to sing. “You know the rules! And so Do I!!”
The rest of the lyrics played over some loud speakers and confetti began to fly. It was the Dragon Conglomerate Anthem; every citizen knew it by heart. It played now on every speaker in the world to announce that I had passed the IQ test.
“Congration, you done it,” the dragon cried, handing me a diploma. It was, of course, written in Comic Sans. Its soft pink paper absorbed my tears and the glitter delicately coated every layer of my body. The anthem faded into a smooth Vaporwave version of the song--the Victory Version of the Dragon Conglomerate Anthem. Dragons everywhere came out of the shadows and began to dance and pulse to the pounding rhythm. My skin began to turn to scales as I joined dragonkind. The transformation was almost complete; I just had one more thing to do before I gained my wings.
“Go,” the dragon said, “and seek the Bone Hurting Juice potion to gain your wings.”
I didn’t want to; I was afraid; I was petrified.
“What if I give you a better meme?” I offered them.
“Then you would be a wingless dragon, for I cannot grant you the wings you must have.”
I understood. I evaporated into the black abyss in search of my potion. The first place I thought to search was Candy Mountain.
“You’ve got to come to Candy Mountain with us, Chaaaaarlieee,” a pretty pink unicorn sighed.
“Dear god, keep an eye on your kidney,” Griswaln warned. I took an eyeball out of my head, placing the spare on my kidney; if any of those fuckers tried to steal my kidney, I would be the first to know about it.
The pretty licorice letters began to sing and dance for me.
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So I was going through my notes and found the story. It’s from August of last year, I never finished it and didn’t edit it so lmao enjoy sksksk
ALSO THIS SUCKS SHIT SO SHH I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY
Brian was your closest friend and though you loved him with all of your heart you couldn’t help but cringe at the thought of you two being together whenever somebody brought it up.
“(Y/N) you have to come to our gig tonight!” Brian said while getting down on his knees to literally beg you.
“Bri you know I have work, I’m sorry I can’t come! Maybe another time?” You giggled grabbing him by the wrists to lift him off of the floor.
“That’s what you always sayyy!!!” He pouted his lip and brought out his puppy dog eyes which he knew you couldn’t say no to it was your weakness.
“Bri don’t you dare try me right now..” you said sternly turning your face away from his so he couldn’t see your face.
“(Y/N).... pleaseee” he begged picking you up by the waist to turn you to fully face him you chuckled with a light response, “fine but your buying me drinks while we’re there.”
“Deal.” Brian said a big grin covering his face.
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When you arrived at the pub Brian held a hold of your hand tightly and brought you backstage to finally meet the boys. As you wondered down the hallway his hand engulfing yours you reached the door and Brian opened it abruptly whilst covering your eyes.
“Bri what the fuck are you doing?” You whined in an annoyed tone pushing his hand away.
“Just in case..” Brian responded with a light laugh. When you walked into the dressing room all three men’s eyes turned to you.
“Boys this is (Y/N)” Brian said proudly pointing over to you.
“Hi?” You said almost as a question.
“Wait your real??” Rogers eyes widened in confusion making you even more nervous. “What do you mean by your real?” You asked Curiosity gazing through your eyes.
“Brian talked about you so often we didn’t think you actually existed, nice to meet you darling I’m Freddie” he said bringing out his hand for you to shake you kindly obliged and turned to the others. Brian answered for the boys
“That’s John but we call him deacy and that’s roger Taylor”
“Your the roger Taylor?” You asked shock in your voice.
“Um yeah why do you sound so shocked?” Roger replies sounding quite worried.
“No it’s just that you and Bri have been friends for years now and we went to the same uni but never seemed to meet?” You assured him.
“Oh? Brian always said that you didn’t wanna meet me..” Roger started but you cut him off
“Of cause I wanted to meet you!” You turned to Brian who was standing with his arms crossed “why would you say that?”
Johns eyes widened not wanting this conversation to happen and he pulled in front of you, “the shows about to start let’s get you to the side of stage ok!”
“Yeah sure..” you stayed rolling your eyes away from Brian he was your bestfriend but god was he annoying. John motioned for Freddie to come with the two of you and you all left the room leaving Brian and roger inside.
“Why would you lie to me?” Roger asked
“I didnt want my bestfriend any where near you ok.” Brian sighed
“Why?” Roger questioned harder
“You just sleep around with girls I didn’t want you to hurt her you... you don’t deserve her.” Brian voice raised
“What makes you think I’d do that?” Rogers voice also got higher almost in hurt.
“She’s gorgeous ok rog I know your type” Brian rolled his eyes tears almost filling them. “Just don’t get near my girl”
“Your girl?” Roger laughed abruptly
“Year my girl and if you even try to hit on her I will end you.” Brian replies turning around and slamming the door of the dressing room and storming off through the long hallway
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Later that night you and the boys were all piss drunk and you led roger away with you to ‘talk’ while Brian was distracted. You wondered into the bathroom Roger in your hand and locked the door to look at him. He looked in your eyes then down to your lips you did the same.
“We probably shouldn’t do this.” Roger stated quietly but his words were somewhat slurred.
“Yeah we definetly shouldnt do this I pro-“ Roger started but you cut him off with a deep kiss he pushed you up against the door and the make out got steamier. After you did the deed... (lmao I’m not getting into ittt) you were a mess your hair was everywhere your makeup was smudged and your lipstick was all over Rogers face. You could barely walk so being the ‘gentleman’ he is he called a cab and got in with you to make Sure you got home safe. How did he know where you lived? And then you remembered that you lived with Brian. He couldn’t see you two together. But you knew he had plans with his sister after the gig so it was cool his sister was another one of your best friends. When you stumbled into your apartment you forced roger to come inside you both started giggling and the next thing you remember was waking up with a killer headache.
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When you woke up you instantly felt the pounding in your head and and you looked to your side to see a sleeping roger. Shit. You jumped out of the bed and rushed to Brian’s room to see if he was there which he was but he was also fast asleep. Thank god. When you quietly returned to your room you sat on the bed roger woke up as you sunk into the mattress and was going to say something when you covered his mouth with your hand.
“Brian’s asleep he can’t know what happened you have to go outside knock on the door loudly to wake him up so that he thinks that you just arrived ok.” Roger chuckled softly you stared at him with annoyance.
“Good luck hiding those hickies love” he said staring at your neck.
“It’s worse for you I can cover mine with makeup.” You responded
“Ah yeah ok I’ll go outside how long should I wait till I come in?”
“About 10 minutes I need time to prep”
At that he pulled on his clothes and kissed your cheek and lightly walked out of the apartment. You ran into the bathroom and covered your neck as best you could pulled on some clothes and then you heard the knocking. You ran out of your room to the hall and saw Brian yawning barely awake “I’ll get it” you turned around to see roger Freddie and John at the door.
“Found this one roaming the hallway” Freddie laughed pointing to roger who’s face went slightly red and looked away from you Freddie turned his head to see you your cheeks a slight pink and a slight hickie on your neck he was going to say something but then he saw the glances between you and roger and saw his neck he realised what was going on and shut his mouth abruptly in shock.
“Ha not like you to be lost for words Fred” Brian laughed
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