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puppetmaster13u · 1 month

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Prompt 256

Look, Bruce had had no plans to be a cryptid, he swore.

Vigilante? Yes. Dark abomination of the night? No. And he was, he was technically just a dude. A well trained (and maybe feral) human, but still just a human! Apparently not to the rest of Gotham, and he honestly should have nipped those rumors when they first started.

But like, it was also perfect for his secret identity. No one exactly expected an undead shadow-beast to have a secret identity after all. Or an undead shadow beast and some sort of ghost child to have ones, as the small child- which turned to small children- he’d taken in discovered.

Which, look, he had tried to get Dick (and later Barbara, and Jason, and Tim, and Steph, and by the time of Duke and Cass had given up) to stop. He had tried everything he could but no, nothing could stop them. Literally nothing that he had done could stop any of them, so he had trained them instead.

And the children were all little shits. At least by the fact that Nightwing had lead the newly-made Justice League right where he was perching, continuing to chitter and giggle near hysterically as he ducked behind him.

And somehow they were here to try and recruit him. Great.

#Prompts #Cryptid Batfam #Cryptid Batman #Justice league #DCU #DC #The Robins are all lil shits & convince others they’re some sort of creachur #Gotham knows Robin is a fae-ghost child hivemind thing that came from the Bats blood #They know Signal is the bat signal brought to life #They know Nightwing is the first Robin who mutated under clear skies one night after being taken from Gotham #They know Red Hood is what happens when a Robin dies for a second time & they all don’t want to know what happens a third #The JL don’t know shit and just have all the rumors they can find about Gotham’s….erm… heroes?#They run into Nightwing first & Dick is a lil shit who leads them on a merry chase #Before acting like a lil bby cryptid to hide under his parent’s wing-cape #Does Bruce and them have wings or capes? No one knows- it could be Both #Yes they have fake blood that flakes away to dust after a few minutes once dried across their bodies #Yes it glows under ultraviolet light #cryptid batfamily #batfamily #batfam shenanigans

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willwriteforhugs · 1 year

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self care is reading batman fanfiction where bruce is a good and kind and loving father to cope with the fact that in canon he is very rarely any of those things. this is particularly upsetting because i know in my GUT that he's a good father i'm TELLING YOU. I JUST KNOW. i'm on a rampage btw

#i need batman to stop being such a lil shit in the comics #he is so #urgh..#batman #dick grayson #the batman #jason todd #bruce wayne #battinson #batfam #shitposting #dc #dc batman #dc robin #dc comics #red hood #superman #green lantern

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unexpectedbrickattack · 10 months

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heehee (pepstavo under the cut)

#arts #mine #saucy #pepstavo #easing everyone in w the cute shit first #can u believe i forgot about this???? CAN U BELIEVE IT ???#this is like one of the first things i drew back in like April i think #i still love it tho #recently i have been drawing them doing some heehee shit instead of the cutesy shit so i need this to stay humble #remember my roots…#anyway if ur still reading this hooray u get bonus stuff like usual w my tags #giving him a huge praise kink. he is doing SUCH a good job he is doing the best job EVER #this would be a bit further in their relationship (pending™️) where the intimacy walls are slowly being worn down #so hes seeking out touch and affection and all that goodness instead of reflexively flinching away #and gus SEES this so hes trying so hard to encourage him like BLEASE….i did not dick around for months for this to NOT pay off #he is a patient man but theres only so much patience one Can have #and that patience IS rewarded #its funny bc i write gus as like. a top. a general Dom bc he is both patient and assertive #and hes met someone he GENUINELY w his WHOLE chest wants to bottom for and he cant do it bc this bigass dude is a lil princess™️#and so for now he is being the big boy but hes like counting down in his head when theyre able to get to a space comfy enough for him #where he gets to get his back blown out (its soon)#i hope that doesnt make it seem like hes only being nice to get dicked down bc he is actually always this nice #and full of love bursting at the seams #which results in endless praise and pdas and being a bit more playful than usual (bc he is a silly lil joyous gnome; its built in his dna)#so peppino will simply have this forever :)#okay mwah #i will slowly upload my stuffs since twitter is exploding and anyone who isnt niceys about this will be obliterated #like for reals

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sacersanguis · 2 years

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Tim: ....wait a goddamn minute you're telling me, they were not--- they were never together in the first place?

Bruce: Yes, Clark and I were never involved in such a relationship. How is that relevant to this---

Tim: Alright, whoever thought Clark and Bruce secretly eloped and then got divorced during Jason's-- *coughs* disAppearance, raise your hands!

*Bruce seeing the hands that have been raised*

Bruce: ... Alfred, why the fuck are you raising your hand-

#i believe superbat had a major fallout after Jason's death #so most of the batkids who became a part of the family after Jason's death probably see Bruce and Clark argue more than being 🥰#at each other #while having this undercurrent of angsty pining #that made the kids assume that they had a history with each other before #at the least #jason and dick raised their hands cos they're lil shits #and they also want them two to make up AND GET TOGETHER ALREADY #Alfred too but he hasn't crossed out the secretly eloped and got divorced possibility #cos Bruce once left him for training under cults and shits #you never know with kids like that what they're gonna pull next #dc #superbat #batfam #batfamily #alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne #clark kent #batkids #robin #they have a bet going on and babs is probs gonna win it #kay and her bs rambles~

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apexious · 16 days

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I love going crazy over both just dance and ace attorney right now because it means I'm literally thinking of an ace attorney au as we speak

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flannelepicurean · 6 months

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i wanna see goku and raditz fight like brothers. like BROTHERS-brothers. i wanna see an extended sequence that's like that group of bros bopping and swatting and chasing and skidding and sliding and hopping like bro-sized kitty cats through a house and out into the fucking snow.

except it's two saiyans who can fucking fly, and they instinctively scamper, and one of them is enormous and made of hair, and they are both Grade-A King Shits when it comes to fucking with each other, and they love to chase.

i wanna hear, "FUCK OFF, RADITZ!!!" and then a zillion things falling over while raditz goes barreling through the entire zone, guffawing with hellion glee, and goku comes bounding after him in all three dimensions like a molten pinball.

i wanna hear, "DAMMIT, COCK-ROT, I'M GONNA--!!!" and then goku streaks past, shrieking like a boiling kettle and trying not to pee his pants from laughing so hard and running so fast, and raditz comes bursting around the corner like a tornado full of avalanches.

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camels-pen · 1 year

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tim: why is damian such a little shit to me? i've done absolutely nothing to deserve this

dick: you can't think of anything?

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tim, several years ago, breaking into Dick's apartment and planning how he's gonna roast Dick's shitty security to his face: >:]

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tim: not a thing, no

#dc #tim drake #dick grayson #there's probably more tim being a lil shit to dick moments but thats the only one that comes to mind rn #man i should probably finish reading my list of tim comics at some point

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starlooove · 3 months

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ok I'm NOT much of a DC reader but your dukeblogging has convinced me. but do you have a reading list (DC has more crises than I do. it's intimidating) by any chance

YEAHAHSJS

Ok so like Im not a REAL dc blogger so I don’t really have my own reading list; I basically focus heavily on black characters across the board and then dive into wherever they’re from but I usually use other reading lists to do it and go at my own (slow ass) pace. For DC i started fandom only and then moved on to actually reading comics which is why my opinions are so strong there bc I KNOW WHAT YALL ARE LIKE!

Sorry but now for Duke specifically I KNOW there’s a specifc blogger who’s list I followed down to the T but I cannot remember their url rn so here’s a list/chart that has like. Listings for him specifically

That’s mostly to follow timeline but for me I think to get his character down u could do all star Batman, Batman and the signal, the outsiders, WAR and then branch out from there (but also saying this as someone who’s read most of it so like maybe I’m biased and missing or forgetting smth). I’m sorry if this isn’t helpful but as SOON as I find that reading list I’m posting it bc I swear I literally went down that list one by one.

Edit: the tags are part of the answer but I ran out of room so post tags;

- tbh when it comes down to it I personally try to absorb character by character and then put them all together at the end; it’s what I’m currently doing with green arrow (I know it’s been months y’all don’t call paw patrol I’m STUPID) and my plan for moving forward but also fully acknowledging this sucks as a way to interact with other established fans however. Other established fans have proven to be racist and misunderstand characterization and character interaction on a fundamental level SOMETIMES (BC y’all get mad) bc they’re so focused on their faves so in conclusion If I don’t find the specific lists I used I’d get them from stan blogs and then be careful cause u know everyone’s using their faves BEST comics so just remember this is what THEY think is the best or most accurate Interpretation and u don’t have to agree (RR the road home and YJ98 sorry to be shitting on them again. Not even them but how ppl read them. Diff story tho)

-but also despite me obviously shitting on certain characters runs or interpretations I think the best thing you could do is give everyone a fair chance. Blank slate in ur mind if ur JUST starting and see where u go from there but also remember to check ur biases and think about WHY certain things get included or retconned or explained away bc that’s where a lot of ppl falter in thinking their fave is just misunderstood or smth.

FOUND THE LIST sorry this has been in and out for the drafts while searching so in conclusion FR;

I hope this helped but I think I sound insane just please read these <3

#Oh I assumed u meant Duke reading list specifically #if more general Im a older era kinda man so shit like YJ….yj98. sorry yeah #i shit on it but I’m ALLOWed #NTT PLEASE READ NTT ALL OF IT LIL OUTFATED IN CERTAIN ASPECTS BUT PLEAAAAASE #sorry im so scattered on like timeline shit bc I literally just read integrate in my psyche and move on #like watching a show or smth i don’t remember episode names but I can tell you how it made me feel 💔#Yall Im the worst to ask for anything specific for ask my mutuals my memory is SHIT #im just gonna tell u how I got into it fr #i went to like specific character fans and literally asked for their personal reading lists for that specific character #and then i read through em (slow as hell mind you) and formed MY opinion from there #pros with this is if ur character driven and wanna flesh each person out fully before u interact with their dynamics as a whole this is 👍🏾#and u get small personal relationships that aren’t really spoken about when it’s the whole fam there (1)8 #(which is actually pretty rare like do not be fooled u don’t get the whole bat family storming in usually)#shit like tim and cass pre Jason revival fucking shit up with Helena #or steph and tim being the most toxic 13 yr olds you’ll ever find etc.#cons if ur memory’s like mine it’s GOING to fuck up timeline for u #like finding out bludhaven was being bombed and dick was having the WORST time of his life while Jason’s doing his red hood shit? changed m #‘where was bruce while tim was being tied up and almost assaulted?!’ he was dead! kind of!!#also genuinely get happy batfam outta ur head they have their moments there IS love there but going in with the view of a normal family #dynamic is gonna be worse overall. if u want happy family times honestly even more recent heinous shit like Gotham war has them more #familial than most other things even if it’s just to fuck it up. I’m never gonna Rec WFA but if ur gonna read it read smth with Duke and #Damián before that please.#ALSOOOOO as a prev fandom only remove everything from tim and Damian specifically from ur mind these bitches are lying #tim is fun and interesting when u approach him newly. finding everytime he drinks a cup of coffee is gonna drive u insane #YEAH THATS WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY don’t let what u already ‘know’ impact how u read #timeline wise dynamics wise etc. walk in with a fresh pair of eyes bc imo that’s how u get to fully appreciate characters like Duke #SMTH U DO NEED TO KEEP IN MIND IS THE BIGOTRY! there will be in world explanations for why x is not misogyny and racism. we as readers #need to be able to dissect that and discuss it genuinely. like so much of tims first meeting with Damian or all of Stephanie in Gotham war #or even killing off Orpheus has in world things that make ‘sense’ but like we do with Catalina Flores #we use our critical thinking. actually smth i ALWAYS can talk about is the racism like that’s where my memory serves me ALWAYS

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leezuhh · 10 months

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the xenophobia in genshin is crazyyy 😭

#likeeee within the own game world u have paimon being the stupid lil 'voice' of the player thats literally just used to say rude shit #that u cant even refute.... like the worst offenders is that she straight up says shit like 'theyre fatui u cant trust them'#or 'theyre eremites u cant trust them'#like thats crazy how the two groups we 'cant trust' are based on russians and middle easterners????#anyways i like this game but i have SO many gripes about random shit like this thats bad #some really specific combat stuff annoys me #like umm why does yelan's hydro aimed shot cooldown at a set rate when not fighting but not while fighting?? why not just make it the same?#or why cant shieldwall mitachurls take damage from behind their shields if u shoot them FROM BEHIND?? the shot literally goes thru them #it just makes using ganyu super annoying bc i use her cryo construct skill to divert the enemies so i can shoot them but with shieldwalls #they turn away and then i just still cant do damage until theyre attacking?? even if theyre frozen??#hashtag just combat mechanics that dont make sense #also why tf do you sometimes just randomly lose grip on walls ur climbing and start sliding down like ?????#i always seem to go off on the tags of my own posts and never in the post itself huh. i coulda just written all this #anyways this post inspired by zhongli story quest starting with - archeologist guy who paimon immediately goes OH NO A FATUI DROP UR WEAPON #like im sorry since when are we teyvats cop?also the dude literally isnt holding a weapon which he points out but the game still makes u go #'hes fatui we have to be cautious' when the dude is nothing but nice. imagine ur doing ur job and some random girl and her floating toddler #try to fucking arrest you for literally just chilling #anyways and then the dude is like sure you can come along :) for no reason when we were just a dick #bc they have no idea how to write meaningful/realistic npcs jesus christ #sure ppl are like 'who cares its a random NPC' i care its literally so annoying and doesnt make me want to play ur stupid game #also not to mention the pyramid quest in the desert where (worst npc) tirzad is like 'we cant trust these two (his bodyguards!!) -#- because they're eremites' and yeah its whatever disproven by jebrael and jeht being the most slayful NPCs in the game #but paimon still AGREES WITH HIM?? and at that point i was like ok so this sucks but whatever but then #as if that isnt enough after jeht joins the tanit later or wtv u have to go through a whole questline that literally ends w dismantling #their entire village?? its very much reflective of rhetoric like how jeht is the 'only good one of '''them'''' aka thinly veiled racism #like oh its fine because SHE is 'one of the good ones' no fuck you wth #and no having like 2 desert npcs in the archon quest be nice doesnt make up for some of the crazy racist shit they say in the sumeru quests #umm anyways. cant wait for fontaine where the number of characters with non snow white skin will once again be reduced to 0 #because they're french right and poc dont exist in france :( /s #this is probably the longest rant ive ever gone on for this game i literally paused the game to type all that 😭

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puppetmaster13u · 21 days

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Prompt in Memes 6

Let's make it some in-world memes this time :)

#prompts #memes #meme #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #cryptid batfamily #battinson #They somehow travel back in time & makes it everyone elses problem #They do not communicate with anyone else besides each other lol #give battinson a robin #but it's time travel and he has all of the robins at once #except Damian but they're going to grab him the moment he exists #Jason: wait does this mean I still have my all-blades #bruce is a good dad #but also so very done with his kids but in a of love and exasperation way #8 year old Dick & 5 year old Jason & 3 year old Tim showing up at the manor: B let us in it cold out here #3 year old Steph kicking down the door: Hope u missed my presence #5 year old Cass crawling in through the window: :) hello family #The kids: Wow Bruce u wear makeup that heavy that's funny lol #But can u imagine battinson with several tiny children following like ducklings #They're perfectly behaved in public but go back to being their lil shit selves when they get home #Gotham: aw the Waynes are like lil angels #Also Gotham: Oh my gosh did you SEE Robin Bite that poor person I hope they don't also turn into an undead cryptid

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toomuchdickfort · 1 year

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I am going to lose my shit.

#vent #we’ve got a bunch of new hires. and they’re all rude as hell over literally nothing and refuse to do shit the way that we have to or the #whole store gets in trouble- and even the simple things. like hey try to stay in ur zone you’ve been assigned. is too FUCKING HARD apparentl #I’ll go hey man I get wanting to roam around but I’m in a ton of pain right now I can’t do line and you’re doing the only thing that I’m abl #rn and he just stares at me and goes. ok? and it’s like buddy my guy my dude you get pissed at me when I’m struggling bc pain u get pissed a #me when I take a break bc pain what the actual fuck. u can’t call me retarded within five minutes of meeting me and then be an ass all the #time and then wonder why I avoid you like oh my ducking god #and beyond the folks who r dicks! the rest of them either aren’t being trained or don’t give a shit! hey bud I get needing time to get it #but either do it the right way or I’ll fix it! don’t lose ur shut at me when I fix it or give u a lil reminder! oh my god!!#I swear these folks r tempting me to quit more than anything other than my pain has. and boy howdy am I contemplating that shit.

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flxmekeepr · 10 months

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" tommy said you needed some maintenance help ? " the words coming from her own mouth make her brows raise; head tipped slightly to the side as she studied him. he was good with his hands. couldn't he fix his own water heater ? still, she didn't mind. not really. it was nice to see his face when they were both kept so busy lately. " something about your water heater springin' a leak. " / @hopethrived for casey !

#hopethrived #* v. jackson.#listen....i was gonna make an icon but photoshop is being a dick #and i just cannot fight with it rn #SO JUST IMAGINE HER CUTE LIL FACE #pls yell at me if u want something different #dunno why she keeps trying to fix everyone's shit tonight

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realasslesbian · 1 year

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Having had the same socials accounts since I was a kid can be a trip sometimes. I scroll back a decade and I got tonnes of unsolicited homophobic comments on my posts from people who are now religiously pro-"qu*er" and messages from previous employers about how they found out I was gay via facebook so now I’m fired. Like, the amount of people and businesses that are one repost away from being exposed by my socials is palpable my friends💅

#i don't mean some lil family cornerstore btw #it was Subway that fired me for being gay #back when that was legal #also not to mention the copious messages I have from men aggressively stalking me for being a lesbian #I got messages like 'I'm watching you walk down a dark alley rn *detailed description of what I'm wearing* I could totally rape you lol'#or that time my ex-girlfriend's boyfriend messaged me to come over and fuck him see: attached dick pick #and when I tried to warn my ex-girlfriend about this (bc being the nice girl I was back then I was concerned for her safety)#and she was just like 'lol I'm not breaking up with him over that he can harass you all he likes'#also that time a dude spent several YEARS infiltrating my friend group by pretending to be gay #and then lost his shit when none of the lesbians (especially me the conventionally attractive Nice Girl) would fuck him #there were plenty of gay and bisexual men and bisexual women in our group #but that wasn't what he was interested in apparently #he even got my 'Qu*er Collective' (of which he was a board member) involved #there are still posts in this archived group publicly naming and shaming me for being x y z phobic or whatever #and it just goes on and on #and all these homophobes are still just happily skipping through life #unaware they left their receipts lying around #smh #lesbian #lgbt #lesbophobia #homophobia

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seokmattchuus · 1 year

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The fantasy boys shaming is crazy bc how are you gonna say bp was any better? At least mbc doesn't evil edit

#dumb fuck ted talk #not to mention how many trainees leave and air out all the dirty laundry #stop being big company dick riders !!!!#it's okay to hate big companies !!!!#they all fucking suck anyways!!!!!!!!#nobody is better than anyone else!!!!!!#for the love of fuck #like #the trainees deserve the shit that's talked about them but don't go and act like mnet didn't purposefully make trainees look like assholes #at least mbc was honest with their editing instead of making the foreigners look bad. at least they showed the full conversation/issue #mnet saw xenophobia and was like 'checks out' - foreigners suck and mbc saw it and aired it like it was #both shows had/have trainees that aren't perfect lil peaches stop acting like there were nothing but angels in bp istg #fantasy boys problems #post boys planet problems #daily shit talking

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spookyvance · 2 years

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deltarune fans what if the reason why spamton mad at jevil is because he didn't understand type matchups and the whole time jev is just "there is no fucking way he doesn't know. there's no way in hell he doesn't know why he looses so awfully" and refused to say anything. spam finds out eventually and loses his shit.

#divorce reason: he's mean to me #personally love the idea of secret bosses polycule with their shopkeeps so take this as you will. (seam and swatch letting this shit happen #i also love the idea of jevil maybe being a while ass dick #deltarune #deltarune jevil #jevil deltarune #jevil #dr jevil #spamton #deltarune spamton #dr spamton #haha doctor spamton and doctor jevil. lol.#i have a presentation tomorrow. will that stop me from blogging about silly lil guys? no.

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catgender-sasuke · 3 months

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How tf are you supposed to deal with it when your frens are straight up coming to you about being suicidal like damn that's truly a stress I did not miss in the slightest!!!!! The anxiety!!!!! Probs feels worse cuz I'm doing the good ol' 420 rn but Jesus Christ I've never felt so vastly under qualified to do anything in my LIFE AHGVJXHCFNFJCJDBV even if it ever comes off at sounding cliche I think I did decently but??? STRESS!!!!!!!!!!

Why can I simply not just always know the right things to say!!!

#I'm just a poor lil kitty i don't wanna deal with this #even if that makes me sound like a dick like. i simply just cant do more than give cliche words dug out from the bottom of my heart ig but.#sighingggggg bc I'm tried too and just. that shit feels like too much #also it would have felt rude to like. be like hey sorryi don't feel up to reassuring u that i give a shit about u bc i cant even give #a shit about anything rn I'm on drugs ans really just. not feeling anything but also feeling everything. at the same time???#anyways. tell ur frens u love them y'all #i just hope she'll take my words to heart n that'll be enough #vent #tw suicide talk #tw drugs #tw weed #phoenix.txt #shout-out to Tumblr for being the only place u can vent about some of most fucked up shit and nobody will do anything but block me #if rhey want :3c

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