Girls' Secret Party
"Yu Yu Hakusho 100% Maji Battle" Girls Event
This event was first held on November 7, 2019.
Story: Keiko, Botan, Shizuru, and Atsuko were having a girls' party. While the four girls are having a great time, Yusuke, who was kicked out of his house, is annoyed and alone. He runs into a delinquent with whom he had a fight before and...?
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“Girls' Secret Party”
Everyone: CHEERS!!
Atsuko: Hah, after all, an ice-cold beer is the best.
Botan: I prepared some sweets and snacks, so please eat until you're full.
Shizuru: Botan-chan, you're so thoughtful.
Botan: I heard we were staying the night, so I was right to go shopping!
Keiko: Atsuko-san, I am sorry for asking you to lend your apartment. I wish we could have stayed in my house...
Atsuko: No problem, never mind! Anyway, he's not coming back!
Keiko: What? ... Yusuke, he hasn't come home again?
Atsuko: Eh, oh, no! It's not that.
Atsuko: On the contrary, I'm the one who should be thanking you, Keiko-chan. Thanks for inviting me.
Shizuru: Come on, we are drinking today!
[Meanwhile, on the streets…]
Yusuke: Ah ... Damnnnn!!! That old hag...
Yusuke: She can't just kick me out and say, "Get out, we're having a girls' only party". Good grief, that annoying arsehole.
Yusuke: …Are you gonna talk about unpleasant things? Jeez…
*BUMP*
Yusuke: Ah, my bad.
Delinquent: Hey, you! Where the hell are you looking while walking!?
Delinquent: Hey … You! That's Urameshi!
Yusuke: Ah? Who the hell are you…?
Delinquent: Don't tell me you forgot! Take this!
*The delinquent tries to hit Yusuke*
Yusuke: Wait … I'm asking who you are!
Yusuke: Shit! Oh well, I can't help it!
[After a fight…]
Yusuke: Phew, that guy was such a pain.
Yusuke: I'm pretty sure I walloped this guy long time ago ... But, I don't even remember his name.
Yusuke: Damn, I've been having a bad day! I should go to the arcade to relax…
Kuwabara: Hey, Urameshiiii! What the hell are you doing here!
Yusuke: Oh, it's you. I'm in a bad mood right now.
Kuwabara: What is it, are you mad for being kicked out of your house?
Yusuke: Idiot, what the hell are you talking about!? Or perhaps, you knew the gals were gathering?
Kuwabara: In the morning, my sister was making a fuss over the girls' night out.
Kuwabara: I wonder what the heck they're talking about.
Yusuke: Dunno.
Kuwabara: Hey, Urameshi, where are you going?
Yusuke: The arcade! Today, I'm going all out and blow off some steam.
Kuwabara: That's great! Alright, I'm also comi…
Delinquent: Hey, you did really well earlier.
Yusuke: Ah?
*people gathering*
Kuwabara: What!? That's a lot of people…
Yusuke: Is it you again? What a persistent dude.
Yusuke: Even if you bring your buddies along, it's useless.
Delinquent: I ain't letting you through here, until you beat me!
Kuwabara: Urameshi, this is getting interesting!
Yusuke: Yeah, it's been a while since I've gone on a rampage!
[Meanwhile, at the girls' gathering...]
Shizuru: This is delicious. Did Botan-chan buy them?
Botan: Yes! I thought this would be awesome with sake!
Keiko: Shizuru-san, that squid ... Didn't you have some at the hotel?
Shizuru: Ahh! At the time of the Dark Tournament! Keiko-chan, you have a good memory.
T/N: They are talking about the Hotel Kubikukuri, the luxurious hotel at the Hanging Neck Island where the Dark Tournament was held.
Botan: *Sighs* ... Come to think of it, the Dark Tournament has ended…
T/N: After Sakyo exploded the stadium, there were no more editions of the Dark Tournament.
Atsuko: Hey, what is that Dark Tournament? What was it like?
T/N: Atsuko attends the Tournament in the manga, but not in the anime.
Botan:
Oh, yeah! Hot battles were unfolding!
*Flashback of the Dark Tournament*
Botan: Hiei's Black Dragon Wave was absolutely amazing. It was a crushing victory, a crushing victory!
Shizuru: And yet, Kazu lost from the very beginning … Damn! If you're a man, you should have won all the fights!
Botan: Shizuru-san said to him, "If you lose next time, I'll lynch you!"!
*End of Flashback*
Atsuko: Heh, looks like it was very exciting.
Botan: Well, Yusuke was really cool too. He played a big, big, big part!
Botan: Right, Keiko-chan?
Keiko: Um, yeah...
Atsuko: Reaaaally? What was so cool about him?
Atsuko: If it's true, I wish I could've seen how cool he looked.
Keiko: .......
Shizuru: ...Keiko-chan?
Botan: Oh? What's the matter? You've suddenly got a sad look on your face.
Atsuko: No way, Keiko-chan. Could it be, that our idiot was really so much uncool?
Botan: No, no, that can't be true! Oh, but maybe that's how it looked like to Keiko-chan...
Keiko: No, it's not! … That's not it.
Shizuru: Keiko-chan, is there anything bothering you? You can talk to us if you like.
Atsuko: That's right! It's a girls-only gathering!
Keiko: ...Really?
Keiko: Well then, let me try to explain you a little bit about it…
[Back to Yusuke and Kuwabara]
*THUMP*
Yusuke: That's all of 'em?
Kuwabara: What a bunch of hot-blooded bastards. Good grief, go home and take a nap at once.
Kuwabara/Yusuke: Ah-choo!
T/N: Onomatopoeia sound of sneezing.
Kuwabara: Ugh, my nose itches … We got a cold or something?
Yusuke: I don't remember catching anything.
Kuwabara: Me too, and the sneeze came all of a sudden. Don't tell me someone's been gossiping about us!
Kuwabara: Well, it was one sneeze, so maybe they're saying bad things…
T/N: The Japanese believe that sneezing once means someone is gossiping something nice about you. Twice means something not as nice. Kuwabara got it all wrong lol. But, the girls are really gossiping about them!
Yusuke: Gossip? There's no one who would gossip about me like that.
Kuwabara: There's a lot who would! Not to mention you've already died once.
Kuwabara: There're lots of folks out there who will gossip about you, y'know. Even more if it's a bad gossip!
Yusuke: Really!? Kuwabara, you're bullshitting me, right!?
Kuwabara: I'm not! You Foolsuke!
T/N: Kuwabara calls Yusuke as "Takosuke". Tako means octopus, but in slang is an insult, similar to dumb, stupid, fool, idiot etc.
*TUG*
Yusuke: What?
Kuwabara: Ack!
Delinquent: I WON'T FORGIVE YOU...
Yusuke: You again! Gimme a break!
Yusuke/Kuwabara: !!
Kuwabara: Yo, youkai...!
Yusuke: Son of a bitch, you're so insistent!
Yusuke: Come on, I'm gonna send you flying!
[After fighting...]
Yusuke: *Puff, puff* … It took a little while.
Kuwabara: *Puff* … I guess we've already beaten the whole gang…
Kuwabara: Aw, my clothes are torn.
Yusuke: Mine too...
Yusuke: But, I can't believe they pop up in town like this. What a bunch of brash assholes.
Kuwabara: Hey, you sure this is all of 'em?
Yusuke: Well, I really don't think I failed to finish 'em off, but…
Yusuke: I'm worried if there's any other damage. Hey, I'm also checking my place.
Yusuke: If they went over there, it'd be an uproar.
Kuwabara: Oh, I'm coming too! Oh, hey!
Kuwabara: Don't leave me behind, Urameshiii!
[At the Urameshi's Residence, Keiko talks about her worries...]
Keiko: Really, the Yusuke at the Dark Tournament looked so radiant.
Keiko: A while ago, I would have never imagined he could look so good…
Keiko: But when I see Yusuke like that, somewhere in my heart, I feel uneasy.
Keiko: When I remembered Yusuke fighting, I ended up getting so worried that I was about to say, "STOP", and interrupt our conversation.
Keiko: I hate myself, I'm sorry to remember about it while we were talking.
Keiko: Oh my, how useless I am.
Botan: You're not useless! What are you talking about!
Botan: Didn't you say at the hotel that you would watch over Yusuke? Isn't it admirable just to be able to make that decision?
Shizuru: Keiko-chan is really brave. But, I think you don't have to think about it too much.
Shizuru: You are worried, we're all the same.
Botan: Uh-huh.
Atsuko: Keiko-chan thinks of him like this. He's a lucky guy!
Atsuko: Good grief, I wonder if he knows that!
Atsuko: *Gasp*, it's alright, Keiko-chan! Don't worry about that guy!
Shizuru: Hehe, they're tough guys. Kazu too, even if I worry about him, he's off somewhere in a minute.
Keiko: Shizuru-san…
Botan: Oh dear, it's the springtime of life ... Just listening to it, makes my heart beat faster.
Atsuko: Cheers to the brave Keiko-chan!
Botan: CHEERS! Kyahahaha!
Shizuru: Aah, you both (Atsuko and Botan) are really becoming joyful ... I am sorry, we're in the middle of a serious talk, and yet…
Keiko: Um, I'm fine. Somehow, I feel a little better.
Shizuru: Really? Then let's enjoy today to the fullest.
Keiko: Yeah!
[Yusuke and Kuwabara arrive at Yusuke's place]
Yusuke: *Puff puff*, we've arrived ... Is everyone okay?
Botan: Yuu, Yusuke!?
Keiko: You two, your clothes are tattered! What happened?
Yusuke: I mean ... youkai popped up on our way. We ended up struggling a bit.
Kuwabara: We took 'em all down, but we thought of coming down here to check on you just in case.
Atsuko: Oh, I thought you were getting into a fight with someone again.
Yusuke: Well, that too, but...
Botan: You were!?
Keiko: ...Don't fight, Yusuke!
Yusuke: But ... it was the youkai who picked up a fight all of sudden.
Keiko: Who wouldn't be worried if you suddenly came back home dressed like that…!
Yusuke: ......
Shizuru: Keiko-chan...
Yusuke: Sorry, Keiko.
Yusuke: ... I'm sorry. I promise you I will not worry you anymore.
Yusuke: But this time, seriously, I wasn't picking a fight. I just want you to know that.
Keiko: Yusuke...
Atsuko: Oh! You two are passionately in love!
Botan: You're a handsome man! Kyaaaaaa!
T/N: (lol) is Botan drunk already?
Kuwabara: I, I'm getting embarrassed to be next to you listening to this … What the heck was that "I promise you"?
Kuwabara: Don't say things like in dorama!
T/N: Japanese dramas (dorama) are characterized by melodramatic characters and plots.
Yusuke: You, you bastards!! That's enough!
Botan: We were just kidding~
Kuwabara: Ouch! You don't have to hit me!
Atsuko: Hey, that's how you treat your mother?
Shizuru: Yusuke-kun, you're strong. Isn't Keiko-chan a little relieved too?
Keiko: Jeez … I wonder if it's true what he said?
Keiko: Haha, Yusuke is always like that…
-The End-
The girls remembered about Hiei, Yusuke and Kuwabara at the Dark Tournament, but no one mentioned Kurama T_T. He was really cool too. Botan even praised Hiei. If you take a closer look at the beverage cans, Keiko is the only one who is not drinking alcohol. I wonder how old Botan is?
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