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hijackalx · 3 months

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Question for Astarion, Gale, and Gortash (might be considered a headcanon ask maybe?) How would they react to seeing their sweetheart in the Wavemother's Robes?

LETS DO THIS BABEYYYY !!!!!!

GN!reader

NSFW BELOW

let’s set the scene. i’m imagining like……. a ball or a party or something 💃💃🪩

GORTASH

this man has no shame like he does not give a SHIT who is watching he will want to fuck right then and there. honestly loves showing you off so you wearing something revealing/flattering is a plus to him. ALTHOUGH he is SO obnoxious with his PDA and will be touching you all over. mostly to make everyone else jealous 🤭 you’re his arm candy for sure

he loves how the robe accentuates your shape. also the little back window omg DON’T let this man see back dimples he turns into a wild animal. he catches glimpses of your back whenever he can and always rests his hand in that spot when you’re standing together. definitely thinks about fucking you from behind while you’re wearing it

you will eventually disappear together because he couldn’t wait any longer (he has two seconds of patience). will probably fuck you over a table in a secluded room or something, throwing the back of the dress up or to the side so he can easily slip inside you. while you’re fucking he’ll tell you how everyone thinks you’re a whore or a slut for wearing something like that (endearingly)

ASTARION

SO much obvious staring. i feel like he’ll glance at your body when he knows you’ll see just to get you flustered. will also make comments like “darling, did you dress up for me?” and give soooooo much praise on how you look. LITERALLY never-ending praise. and it also progressively gets hornier LMAO you WILL feel like he wants to eat you up

OBSESSED with how it exposes your chest/stomach. and the little peeks of collarbone too UGH GOD THE COLLARBONES !!!!!!! gets turned on thinking about covering the area in hickeys/bite marks so that the next time you wear it everyone knows you’re his

he’s pretty patient with it and waits until the night is over to finally fuck you. he mostly just thinks it’s funny to get you wound up throughout the night with his dirty talk and then make you wait LMAO asshole. but anyway, when he lays you down he’s definitely going to be “scolding” YOU for teasing HIM all night 😭😭😭

GALE

MY SWEET BOY IS LITERALLY A FLUSTERED STUTTERING MESSSSS !!!!! his cheeks turn red and everything. anybody remember his reaction to you wearing haarlep’s clothes? it’s basically like that LMAO like he can’t look at you at all without thinking about all the things he wants to do to you— but that’s not very gentlemanly of him so he’s a little embarrassed by it 😹😹

he’s particularly interested in your exposed hips……… or more so how he can tell you’re not wearing underwear. he fantasizes about wrapping his arms around you from behind and slipping a hand underneath the robe to get you off with his hand/fingers

if you tease him at all or flaunt your figure because you know he’s watching his restraint will SHATTER. even if you’re in the middle of talking to someone he’s taking you by the hand to lead you somewhere private. sooo much dirty talk like he will tell you EVERY SINGLE THING he’s thought about doing to you. IN DETAIL

#DID I GET CARRIED AWAY WITH THIS………. PERHAPS #bg3 #enver gortash #astarion #gale dekarios #astarion x reader #enver gortash x reader #gale dekarios x reader #my headcanons #asks

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blobbycentral · 4 days

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Puppets of the Gods

(Aka that one AU where the Cookies of Darkness get possessed by the beasts)

Get ready, this’ll be a long one

The AU starts with Dark Enchantress and main group of the Cookies of Darkness (Pomegranate, Poison Mushroom, Licorice, Red Velvet, and Affogato) heading to the great tree for an audience with the beasts. In this audience, the beasts demand cookie bodies like they do in game. Dark Enchantress though, instead of making new cookie bodies from scratch, offers up her subordinates as vessels and the plot begins.

(Yes that is a paper bag on his head and no I will not answer why the paper bag is grey)

SILENT SALT COOKIE

Silent Salt and Burning Spice fought over who would get the guy with the massive sword and arm. Since Burning Spice was too busy arguing with Silent Salt, they ended up getting Red Velvet instead. He’s not a terrible body to host. Strong. Nice sword. Quiet. Though he could get over the cake monster things. Silent Salt is allowed to take out whatever they want.

RED VELVET COOKIE

As a loyal member of the Cookies of Darkness, he accepted the possession, practically welcomed it. Well… he did. I mean sure Silent Salt isn’t the worse to be possessed by. He’s seen Affogato’s and Licorice’s state. It’s just… so quiet. Too quiet. He’s locked in this mind space watching Silent Salt wreck his life’s work and hurt anything that comes in their way. Maybe if Dark Enchantress knew what was going on she would help… if only he could find a way out.

BURNING SPICE COOKIE

If Silent Salt wasn’t such a big fat paper bag, Burning Spice would’ve gotten Red Velvet. But noooo he had to get the other brat with a big scythe. Licorice Cookie or whatever his name is, he’s frail, bratty and won’t shut up or stop escaping. It sucksssssssss. At least he hates Mystic Flour’s vessel as much as Burning Spice hates Mystic Flour!

LICORICE COOKIE

Alright, maybe this makes Licorice Cookie not the most loyal Cookie of Darkness but he HATES BURNING SPICE! If he had his diary (which Burning Spice looked through btw) he would be scribbling so much the paper would be soaked in pen. Everyday he and him argue and argue about what to do. It’s not Licorice’s fault that this man doesn’t know a spell book from a piece of toilet paper! Ugh… he just needs to find a way out.

MYSTIC FLOUR COOKIE

Pomegranate Cookie is loyal and quiet like a good pet. Her hair is annoying to deal with. They spent hours just trying to figure out how to take it out of those buns. Then there's her whole obsession on Dark Enchantress Cookie. Sinful and annoying. Does she not understand caring is a waste of energy? Alas

POMEGRANATE COOKIE

She knew of her master's grand plan since Dark Enchantress thought of it. She gave up herself as soon as Dark Enchantress gave out the order. She did everything Mystic Flour said just as Dark Enchantress had ordered her to do. She sat by and let Mystic Flour destroy her room, clothes, mirror— she’ll sit silently and let all happen. She can’t let her master down even if it destroys everything.

SHADOW MILK COOKIE

You know, he’d prefer Pure Vanilla. He’s more fun to toy around with! This dumb one is such a boreeee. Traumatize him once and he’s all like “I’m emo and sad and stay quiet in the mind space” it ain’t t all bad. Having a body is just soooooo much fun! He gets to play with cookies for real now! The world will remember how fun he was ;D

AFFOGATO COOKIE

When Dark Enchantress Cookie offered up the Cookies of Darkness, Affogato Cookie ran. He was barely a member anyways! He shouldn’t have to be puppeted like a worthless… well.. puppet. It doesn’t matter anymore. Shadow Milk knows everything and just how to screw with his head. He hates it. Makes him want to go back to the hell of the Dark Cacao kingdom.

ETERNAL SUGAR COOKIE

She wanted the pretty girl to be her vessel! Not some kid! Sure she was a little slow on pickings but still! They just sleep around and asks for bedtime stories and shroomies. What the actual oven is a shroomie anyways??

POISON MUSHROOM COOKIE

The pink lady is pretty. She reads them stories and snuggles them in her wings. It’d only be better if she had shroomies

And that’s all! If you have any questions feel free to ask! Thanks for reading!

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missmaywemeetagain · 1 year

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So... my friends and I came across these pics from Anne Margaret 's debut night on Vegas and Elvis looks soo fine in this blue scarf. Anyway you could do a Blue Scarf story. LoL. Maybe even a whole Scarf series?

BABY LISTEN. Just...ugh...this ERA. The '69 Scarf Era is the pinnacle of hotness. Like what was in the water that summer?? What magic did those silky scarves hold?? Because it's not normal! And this fit in particular with that mussed hair and 5 o'clock shadow and chest hair all on display? I am ON MY KNEES.

(Also, can we take a moment to recognize that he showed up to his ex's performance looking like THIS? For god's sake, man! That's almost cruel...especially if that story about him getting on his knees and professing his love for her after the show in her dressing room is true. That woman must've had balls of steel to not throw her husband to the curb.)

Blue Scarf...heeheehee...And oh, lawd, a whole Scarf series, based on the different scarves he wore? That would certainly be something! I mean, I've certainly been playing around with the Pink Scarf Universe soooooo....I guess you never know what could happen...😏 💙🧣💙

#xoxoxoxo #be careful putting ideas into my head darlin #hehehe #elvis presley #elvis #if you’re looking for trouble #you came to the right place #elvis presley x reader #pink scarf era #blue scarf #elvis 1969 #scarf era #answered #ask

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skitskatdacat63 · 2 days

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Would you mind if I asked for any classical recs. I started listening to Bartok and something clicked (also because I like hearing you talk 🗣️ )

- Penalanon

Aaahhh omg penalanon hiiii!! 🥺 so glad you liked Bartók! That's on such the deep end of classical honestly so I'm rly so glad to hear you like his work! Alright sry in advance if any of these are basic bcs im not sure what you've listened to before. But here you go, in no particular order

1812 Overture - Tchaikovsky

Okay hear me out ik this is pretty basic but I love this recording so so much, I listen to it constantly. Tho it's especially fun to listen to when I'm drawing something Napoleonic, it's very fitting

Marche Slave - Tchaikovsky

Another Tchaikovsky piece! I just really like this one :)

Piano Concerto No.2 - Rachmaninoff

Most beautiful piano concerto of all time?? Perhaps. I just love this one, and the story behind it is very sweet to me(Rachmaninoff was very depressed but his therapist helped him get back to composing, and he dedicated this piece to him)

Rite of Spring - Stravinsky

If you liked Bartók, you'll definitely like Stravinsky!!

Firebird - Stravinsky

Also must link this hilarious vid that I always think of every time I listen to this piece

Gayaneh - Khachaturian

My fav ballet EVERRRR. Okay bear with me, I know it's two and a half hours long, but I listen to it constantly

The Planets Suite - Holst

You've prob heard these before but ahhhh one of my favorite pieces, it never gets old. They are all so unique, and I love how you can tell how much they inspired modern film scores like Star Wars

La Follia - Vivaldi

My fav Vivaldi piece other than Four Seasons(not linnking it here bcs I think most people have def heard it, but go listen to it again ofc dklaskjl.) But man Vivaldi always goes off so hard

String Quartet No.8 - Shostakovich

I linked this in my prev music reccs but I'm not sure if you listened to it so I will again!!

Symphony No.5 - Shostakovich

I love Shostakvich so much waahhhhh, his life makes me sad :( But he's one of the reasons I got more into classical music!

Symphony No.7 - Shostakovich

The story behind this one is so sad to me :( It was a song of resistance for the people of Leningrad while they were being seiged in WWII. Also I love how the conducter in this vid literally looks exactly like young Shostakovich

Battle on The Ice - Prokofiev

such a sick piece

Dance of the Knights - Prokofiev

Symphony No.2 - Weill

I randomly heard this at a classical concert, and I've been in love with it every since!

Masquerade Suite - Khachaturian

Gnossienne No.1-6 - Satie

I can't link all of them so just start with the one I linked!!

New World Symphony - Dvorjak

I love the fourth movement especially, there's parts that sound like Jaws and Star Wars

Danse Macabre - Saint-Saëns

The Swan - Saint-Saëns

This song is what I imagine falling in love feels like. It always makes me teary eyed. Also Vienna has stars like the hollywood stars in some subway station, and I took pics of both Saint-Saëns and Debussy when I saw them, and two people I was with had no idea who they were SOBBB

Raindrop Prelude - Chopin

Arabesque - Debussy

I'd recc Clair de Lune but I'm sure you've heard it, so here is another Debussy piece :)

Miserere mei, Deus - Allegri

IDK I LIKE CHOIR MUSIC BE QUIET

Lacrimosa - Mozart

You've def heard this before but GOD it makes me cry every time, soooooo iconic

Funeral March (Orchestral Version) - Mendelssohn

There's such a cool video of this as an actual march but it's for Thatcher's funeral ugh, so here's the orchestral version too

#oops sry i think i went a bit overboard #BUT HERE YOU GOOOO #im happy i finally get to recc some!!#please lmk if you listen tto any id love to hear your thoughts!!#thank you for the inquiry :)#catie.asks

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ventip · 2 years

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I have another SAGAU idea to write. Well, it's not MY idea it's my cousin's

So, like, innocent child!god!reader isekai'd to Teyvat BUT they isekai'd with their Buff!dad or Buff!mom 👀

Okay so i had this scenario in my head

Child!God!reader, Qiqi, Klee, and Diona were all hanging out with eachother as usual. Exploring liyue, mondstandt, maybe even inazuma

In this particular day, Childe was the one looking after them since Zhongli is busy from his work and Buff!dad is relaxing away from child!god!reader (cause children could be stressful)

"Now, don't go too far that i can't see you guys okay?" The tall man said. As he proceeds to talk to another adult. "Okay!!" The blonde girl replied.

They were at stone gate heading to Qingce village because they wanted to visit Granny Ruoxin. However they were stopped for a minute cause one of Childe's subordinates came running at him and whispering something that the children didn't hear

He looked pretty annoyed about it. But oh well the children weren't interested tbh🧐.

As they were exploring Klee found a cave like entrance and thought "oh look i found an entrance, better find the others and convince them to go inside!!"

And so she did, child!god!reader was a bit hesitant to go but decided to anyway. They got deeper and deeper until they found a beautiful place full of water (i don't know how to describe it but it's where you fight the oceanid)

Curious they go in deeper until they heard "an assassin from our homeland? Or a fool who trespasses the waters of Qingce." "Huh?" "Assassin??" What do you mean?

Meanwhile with Childe

WHERE??? WHERE DID THEY GO??? He was just chatting with his subordinate a second ago but where are the children ESPECIALLY child!god!reader???🤐🤐

"YOU CAN'T EVEN TAKE CARE OF SUCH SIMPLE MATTERS??" "b-but s-sir! He said h-he will kill everyone there if you don't make him a new one ASAP!" "SO? TELL HIM TO WAIT‼️" ugh, this is so annoying i just wanted to spend time with child!god!reader and now they inform me that SCARAMOUCHE IS THROWING A TANTRUM BECAUSE HIS WATER WHALE EXPLODED AND NOW HE NEEDS ME TO MAKE HIM A NEW ONE??? LIKE WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT YOUR WATER WHALE🙄

"Hm? Childe?" A man with a deep voice said

Childe turns around to look, it was Buff!dad "o-oh hello sir, i was just-"

"WAHHHHHHH!!!!" a loud cry was heard which alerted Childe and Buff!dad.

And then they saw a figure from afar. It was......... XIAO? Huh?? What was he doing here?? Wait.. is he carrying... CHILD!GOD!READER???

Klee was crying, Diona is on the verge of tears, Qiqi has a frown on her face, Xiao is panicking, child!god!reader is injured, Childe is confused, and Buff!dad is angry

To give you context The oceanid didn't recognize reader and attacked them causing them to be injured. Qiqi had the idea of calling for xiao so then they did Xiao arrived, defeated the oceanid quickly then panicked because reader is injured.

(i'm gonna make this quick)

Qiqi healed reader. Xiao remembered Childe was supposed to look after the children, and asked Klee where he was. Took reader and the other children there scolded Childe for being so careless and stuff

Suddenly. Buff!dad stands up and took Childe by the collar and walked away all except Xiao were left confused

Soooooo uuuuuhhhh that's it. This was too long for my liking and it's shit. You guys can imagine the rest 👀 R.I.P Childe

MASTERLIST

#fanfic #fiction #shitpost #piece of shit #sagau #genshin #genshin headcanons #genshin impact #reader insert #writing #ventip

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motelpearl · 2 months

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I'm watching star trek voyager so I'm gonna put my thoughts below & keep adding onto it (yes I'm going from tng -> voy & skipping ds9 for now at least even though I feel like I'm missing out on context bc trekkies seem to hold ds9 as like the gold standard of star trek but I watched a couple episodes & I just couldnt dig it)

the relationship of kes & neelix is so bewildering to me like what does she see in him like hes not even a bad person but he's just a lot dumber than her & has that "where's my hug" type guy energy also he's like so old not even in a sugar daddy way just in a boomer way like doesn't kes's species only live 9 years

I hope tom paris goes through some character development because as of right now he's soooooo annoying like referring to chakotay as an "indian" all the time......ugh one would hope we wouldn't still be doing that in the 25th century also I knew from seeing online discourse that chakotay's writing is stereotypical in a well intentioned but still badly-aged way & it's not ruining the show for me but whenever he closes his eyes & the panflute music kicks in I just sigh deeply

the vidiians are fucking terrifying bruh its giving a cure for wellness

I HATE HISTORICAL REVISIONISM IM SORRY BUT IT WILL NEVER FEEL COMFORTABLE TO ME EVEN IF THEYRE DEAD. NOT THE MARK TWAIN RPF IN TNG NOT THE AMELIA EARHART RPF HERE IT JUST AINT RIGHT

OKAY MAYBE I WAS WRONG WHEN I SAID NEELIX ISNT W BAD GUY BC WHAT DO YOU MEAN KES IS A PREPUBESCENT 2 YEAR OLD

not the voyager defeating an alien by becoming submissive & breedable (of course the voyager has a blue plasma trail & pronouns....)

JANEWAY WANTS CHAKOTAYS DICK SO BAD PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER GIRL WHERES YOUR DECORUM

tuvoks hairline is so fascinating to me

not belanna being lowkey in love with chakotay too & then them showing his bare ass in the next episode....rick berman was on this man like a fat kid on a smartie

FUCK THE KAZON UGLYASS BEASTS

seska needs to be in jail bruh

I SWEAR TO GOD IVE WATCHED ENOUGH STAR TREK THAT I CAN TELL JUST BY THE CAMERA ANGLES WHEN AN EPISODE IS DIRECTED BY JONATHAN FRAKES LIKE HE'S ALWAYS DOING WEIRD DUTCH ANGLE TRACKING SHOTS & STUFF LIKE THAT

so I heard that threshold is like the worst episode in the entirely of star trek & after watching it I honestly dont think it's that bad like sure it's an implausible premise but it's not as bad as like code of honor or sub rosa

NOT BEEF BEING A Q....TWO OF MY WEIRD NERDY INTERESTS ARE OVERLAPPING ALSO THE CAST LIST OF THIS EPISODE SCARES & EXCITES ME. FUCK Q SEXIST ASS MOTHERFUCKER FIRST HE CREEPS ON THAT TEENAGE Q THEN HE KILLS ALYSSA OGAWAS BABY NOW HE SAYS WOMEN CANT BE CAPTAINS & SEXUALLY HARRASSES JANEWAY. DIE.

I always wonder how they get the alien makeup on babies like in this episode with the baby with horns on its head & that one episode of tng where they showed baby borg. also the concept of teleporting a baby out of the womb for an easier delivery is hilarious

tuvok & neelix toxic yaoi?

bruh if this episode is setting up the possibility of suder just letting out his violent impulses one last time & going scorched earth on the kazon & the doctor helping him by means of holographic skulduggery & then tom paris showing up with a cavalry of fucking talaxians to lay the smack down I'm gonna laugh so hard

TOM PARIS FINALLY STARTING TO REDEEM HIMSELF

THE PORTRAYAL OF 1990S EARTH IS SO FUCKING FUNNY TUVOK WEARING A DURAG TO COVER HIS EARS PLEASEEEEE

time travel episodes stress me out so much though like PLEASEEE put the tricorder away. not belanna & chakotay getting kidnapped by hillbillies omg the shots where the guy kicks chakotay & then belanna kicks the guy were edited so weirdly

starling reminds me so much of elon musk

is the alien possessing kes bisexual?

too bad q got to die of old age instead of janeway giving him the electric chair

janeway gettin her lara croft on we love that

why cant vulcans just jack off during pon farr like I thought hand stuff was their whole thing

this isnt voyager specific but shuttlecrafts should really have seatbelts like the amount of times people randomly get injured because turbulence throws them out of their seats....WE SOLVED THIS ISSUE 500 YEARS AGO

not tuvok building the Doohickey

why are they leaving harry unattended on a borg cube WHY DOES STARFLEET NOT MANDATE THE BUDDY SYSTEM HES JUSTA LITTLE GUY & NOW HE'S GOING TO GET ASSIMILATED

WHAT THE JESUS IS THAT

awww bless kes I knew she would leave & I was worried she would die but I'm glad she left on a lighter note

"welcome to the worst day of my life" hi my name is belanna dark'ness dementia raven torres (yes I know losing the warp core is serious but that line was giving "we live in a society")

DID HARRY & SEVEN HAVE SEX. BRUH

eugh I wrote in my other star trek thread that borg assimilation is one thing that just gives me such deep discomfort like even though the borg gradually become sort of overdone the concept of assimilation becomes increasingly terrifying regardless like seven's backstory just creeps me out so much like the concept of her parents just being these sort of rebellious scientists who thought they were gonna make some great discovery out in the delta quadrant (sidenote I hope it gets explained more how exactly they got out there like did they go through a wormhole too?) & just stumbling upon these unimaginable horrors that they had no chance of fight & having to watch as their naivete & hubris destroyed their childs life & everyone they previously knew had no idea where they went or what happened to them EUGH ITS SO CHILLING

wait how did they get the warp core back was I not paying attention

tuvok getting his gilf certificate in the mail we love to see it

species 8472 are terrifying even though the CGI is so low-poly

okay this is a pretty pointless criticism but it annoys me how all the female characters wear heeled boots & on that note the grey turtleneck under the uniforms looks so ugly like post-s3 TNG had the best looking uniforms & this isnt coming from a biased place just bc tng is my favourite (also the movie era uniforms that were red & had random white straps were SO UGLYYYY & DUMB LIKE HOW CAN YOU TELL ANYONES RANK OR DEPARTMENT IF THEYRE ALL RED)

I hate the way the borg queens spine swings around like a cat's tail

opening the episode with harry kim getting his tiddies sucked....ON PRIMETIME TV? IN THE 90S?

I just know that anti-alien-sex law got put into place because of riker

since like late season 3 I'm finally starting to understand why trekkies say janeway has sexual tension with literally everyone

a vulcan shedding a single tear when hearing an artificial lifeform perform a piece of classical music? NOW WHERE HAVE I SEEN THAT BEFORE......*taps chin pensively*

tuvok & neelix detoxified yaoi?

BARCLAY & TROI YASSS

NEVERMIND NOT BARCLAY BACK ON HIS HOLODECK BULLSHIT

not the space Irish again (also from what I've seen irish people are apparently really offended by the irish reunification of 2024 meme <\\\3)

if janeway were alive in 2024 she'd be on tumblr making posts like "I need to get sent to the seaside for my health"

I didnt expect the episode "virtuoso" to suddenly take such a resonant turn but in the age of generative ai it's strangely prophetic

the double whammy of seeing jeffrey combs & the rock as the guest stars in this episode

I got injured the other day & have been pretty much bedbound because of it & whenever a scene takes place in sickbay I think "spare dermal regenerator 🤲"

they bring back kes just to give her makeup that makes her look like Christopher Walken <\\\3

ugh I love troi shes such a queen

why does the borg queen look like this -> 🥺

honestly I'm kinda sad that I'm on the final season

poor tuvok man first he almost gets assimilated, then he gets mind controlled, now hes just trying to fuck but he's thwarted by political tensions

I kind of want to rewatch st: picard since I know seven's backstory now & have the context of the borg's decline like I saw trekkies saying janeway "handled them" but now I know the exact circumstances

omg I know chakotay & seven somehow end up together (at least for a while) when the show ends bc I've had so much of voyager spoiled (tbh that seems to the usual reason i watch shows, I get a bunch of it spoiled & then I'm like "but how do those dots connect") anyway that literally makes no sense bc I can't think of a time theyve ever interacted since seven became a character but like chakotay & janeway were RIGHT THERE THEYVE HAD TENSION SINCE SEASON 1 IM NOT EVEN A SHIPPER CAUSE IDC THAT MUCH BUT IT WAS RIGHT THERE (& I read the wikipedia page for each episode after I watch them cause idk I like learning behind the scenes stuff & in the "reception" section of each page theres always something like "fans were disappointed that janeway & chakotay did not bang like screen doors in this episode") LIKE THE FANS WANTED IT IT WAS A LOGICAL COURSE OF ACTION IT WAS SET UP SINCE SEASON 1 & THE WRITERS CHICKENED OUT. WHY THOUGH?

noooo belanna dont do eugenics ur so sexy aha

POOR TUVOK BRUH SEASON 7 IS JUST A YEAR OF TUVOK SUFFERING

THE DOCTOR MAKING PHANTOM OF THE OPERA REFERENCES....DID HE JUST BECOME MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER (even though he pronounces "fantome" entirely wrong)

"she's suffering from dysphoria syndrome" janeway trans?

I know this show was made in the late 90s/early 2000s but nothing hammers that point home like seeing the same exact fishing rod toy I had as a kid in this episode that aired a month after I was conceived

just when I thought the Q couldnt get more annoying....one of them is a teenage boy

NOT SOME WRITERS BARELY DISGUISED FOOT FETISH SEEPING IN.....I COULD NEVER BE AN ACTRESS

one thing that has never stopped annoying me is the fact that we literally see naomi wildman be born onscreen & then she goes from newborn -> 9 year old over the course of like 2 seasons

okay I finished it & I'll need more time to collect my thoughts but the basic idea is: I liked the show but I feel like there was lots of possibilities that went unexplored but one thing I especially liked is that unlike TNG (which is still my favourite trek) the female characters got storylines that didnt just revolve around interpersonal stuff (ie. family/romance) but actually got to use their specific skills

but now I'm rewatching the first couple episodes of because I honestly had no idea what was going on (I didn't even realize the doctor was a hologram until like halfway through season 1 & I didn't realize tuvok was spying on the maquis until like season 3) & one thing I have noticed is that NEELIX WAS SO FUCKING UNHINGED IN THE FIRST EPISODE LIKE HE COMES OFF LIKE HEATH LEDGER AS THE JOKER IN THAT SCENE WHERE HE VIDEOCALLS VOYAGER & STRUTTING AROUND THE TRANSPORT ROOM IN HIS PIMP COAT & ALL THE WATER STUFF LIKE WHO IS THIS MAN also belanna's makeup was so bad I'm sorry <\\\3

#motelpearl #star trek

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seoafin · 6 months

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can i lowkey unload on u what do u do if you’re like disastrously in love with ur teacher and ur an undergrad and there’s a rumor he’s married with kids but like it might lowkey not be true cause he’s not giving marriage vibes like he looks like he just graduated college and started teaching but he’s like a well respected member of ur faculty and he is so fucking hot and not ur usual type but soooooo dreamy and his smile is so sweet and cute and his hair so curly and his eyes are the sweetest shade of brown he’s a film guy tho so like nobody’s perfect but anytime he perched on my shoulder and compliments my work it makes my kitty cat purr but like u know nothings gonna happen i get so nervous around him tho i stutter and it makes me want to die but i’m in love with him like i haven’t been able to stop thinking or talking about him since the semester started and it’s getting insane i think i also just like the fact that he’s unavailable and i’m not the kind to actually act on a desire but god i fucking can’t stop thinking about him and i won’t throw myself at him cause like that could get us both in trouble i just also geniunly think he hates my guts like i think i showed signs of having a crush because i’m as easy to read as an open book and i think he put up a wall i don’t know tho cause i do flirt with the guy next to me a little bit to throw him off his game ugh this is so frustrating like there’s this weight in my chest and i miss him when he leaves for his next class and it makes me sad but i can’t do anything but like there’ll be times in bed where i’m laying in bed and thinking of a situation where i talked to him and i was awkward and i wanted to bash my head in like they come to me like hot flashes i am wrecked with demons of my past self and i cringe myself out

first of all. don't do it. i beg of you don't do it. don't do anything. it seems you're aware on some level that yes what you're experiencing is just infatuation. remember you know near to nothing about this man and your current relationship is structured by your dynamic of student and teacher, and the persona he presents to you as a teacher. your teacher more specifically. i think it's important to take a step back and address that it's important that you don't misconstrue anything for anything other than what it is. that compliment over your shoulder is not a potential advance. make and initiate boundaries. respect HIS boundaries. don't spend more time with him than necessary. if all else fails. think of the icks.

#your worst enemy is overthinking. don't overthink it!!!!!!#also he's a film guy. don't do that to yourself. just don't do it.#girl im worried about you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#this is like the time i had to convince my friend not to go home with our 50 year old uber driver #ask

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conditionaljewel · 10 months

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Not meaning to have glossed over the rest of the episode, because it was absolutely brilliant and beautiful all around, so let me go off here for a moment. (Spoilers ahead, and this is tagged so still if you’re reading this it’s on you.)

Ashton and FCG’s moment with their conversation in particular was so great, and absolutely fascinating to watch unfold. Their unique perspectives and lived experiences informing this conversation so much just really speaks to the absolute nuance-filled journey that faith and religion is, and I’m so glad these two were reunited in this manner.

I also very much am interested in learning more about Ashton’s past, I’m soooooo curious who is parents were, and the timeline of these events because there’s sure to be some really good juice in there.

And Vax! Holy fuck! I’ve been begging for Matron stuff for weeks, and I finally got some and Vax is just endlessly screaming?! He’s still there though, so he can be saved? But the figure at the temple said they were in mourning? Ugh this is so frustrating and confusing but I’m also soooo curious to learn more, especially after those Scrying attempts at the end of the episode.

To that, what the fuck they’re on the moon?! Including Ira?! He’s up to no good, right? Like he’s definitely doing something shifty but I’m not trusting him at all simply because he’s up there. Nope. But what the fuck?! What are they all doing up there, trying to free Predathos from there? Was this part of the plan? Oooooh, just more and more mystery.

AND THEN CHETNEY. WHY?! I never woulda suspected Tuyen would have sent thugs after him but holy shit that was a wild twist. Now that’s just one more thing to have to contend with, but that was still a very fun encounter lol. Also love Fearne just straight up obliterating this dude and bodying him with spell after spell, she’s not losing one more person nope nuh uh. Same with Orym, charmed as he was. This little guy has so much athleticism and quick thinking in him, and soooooo much trauma to unpack, and I’m so excited for him to get back home and see Kiki next week.

Man just what a fucking episode I’m so thrilled with how that went and I had absolutely zero expectations beyond some light in-fighting and an inevitable conversation about the mission itself. I thought we were just getting fed with the slow burn sapphics and the general angst and tension and trauma-unpacking but then BAM WHAM POW just god damn I’m so delighted when it’s all said and done lol

Is it Thursday yet?

#critical role #cr spoilers #critical role spoilers #jessa talks cr

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ruminate88 · 4 months

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Strong Enough To Say I’m Weak 😣

Since walking away from my ex, Andrew, I was soooo confused at first. He would never break up with me even though I felt he wanted to. His actions never matched his words and he consistently acted too busy and uninterested BUT would say he wanted me when I would confront his behavior and was going to make more time for me but then I found proof he had other girlfriends and… well, I was devastated and so heartbroken!! 💔

I eventually learned what “emotional abuse” is but it doesn’t change anything. Knowing only makes me feel so guilty for what I’m about to say:

I KNOW he’s a manipulator and can only lie to me, cheat on me and use me but with cognitive dissonance, I consistently fall prey to thinking about fantasizing about him. Since the day I met him, I fantasized about having two kids with him a boy and a girl. I envisioned him to be a “perfectionist” and thought he would be a good dad because that’s how he came across with me but I’m starting to think he’s got a lot of issues and just hid them from me. He could never ever love me!!!

I’m guilty for not having better self control over my thoughts. Thoughts and confusion and “memories” is all I have left of him. The relationship was VERY one sided and terrible. Who would ever wanna go back to that torture?? 😔😔😔 I “miss” his false face but also it’s addictive to fantasize about him I know it’s not love and I know God protected me from marrying this guy cuz he proposed to me our first week of meeting and I took it as he was “playing around” but was he?? Or was he trying to trap me into his torturous prison??

I’m weak but I know better and some days I have full control and I push the intrusive thoughts away and other times I want him soooooo bad. I think about our romantic conversations of the past. (Even though he was pretending) I also feel consistently tempted to Google him and text him but I know that can only harm my relationship.

I’m sorry to myself, I’m sorry to everyone. I feel like I’ve asked God to forgive me so many times and I’ve said in my heart “I forgive Andrew” but I still fight not to wanna run back to him constantly! Ugh he’s NOT the man I fell in love with. Get it through your head girl, he’s a great pretender of love!! HE CAN’T LOVE YOU 🥺🥺🥺❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

“you on my mind and it makes me nervous” this song is frustratingly good 😝 hah

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[Video transcript begin.]

[It starts out as most do, from the front pocket of someone’s shirt, they appear to be walking down the sidewalk in Lostfield, normal chatter can be heard on the left hand side of the person. A quiet metallic scraping can be heard, as something drags behind the person.]

?: Look, all I’m sayin’ is that maybe if they put wood chips in the coffee it’d taste a little better.

[Voice identified: Edgar.]

?: Maybe, to be honest I don't drink a lot of coffee.

[Voice identified: Ness.]

E: Hm, yeah. I’ve noticed.

Ne: Heyyy! What's that supposed to mean!

[Ness pretends to sound upset, before laughing for 10 seconds.]

E: God, I thought I’d actually upset you for a moment there! Don’t do that!

[His tone is playful, he chuckles.]

Ne: Oh! I just remembered after this walk I need to meet Marina at the hospital. Rose is finally being moved out of ICU so I don't have to sneak around to visit!

E: Wha– why didn’t anyone tell me about that? I feel like I have the right to know!

Ne: In my defense I thought someone already told you… Then I forgot soooooo...

E: Ugh, I can’t blame you for that.

[A ding, as Edgar receives a text message.]

E: Huh?

[He pulls his phone out to read the text message. He stops walking after a few seconds.]

Ne: Everything good?

[Edgar places his phone back in his front pocket, hefting the crowbar he brought with him off the sidewalk. His tone losing all positive emotion, the intensity of his words felt through the recording. He turns to face Ness.]

E: No.

Ne: What's wrong?

E: So. You know about Liam’s stepfather. Right?

[Ness lifts a baseball bat up on her shoulder, now sounding anxious as she speaks.]

Ne: What did that asshole do?

[Edgar clears his throat, laughing slightly out of anger.]

E: He apparently cornered Liam and Leon in an alley. And he broke Liam’s arm.

Ne: ARE THEY OK? WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

E: Leon said he’s on his way to the hospital, don’t worry. I’m more concerned with where Jason is.

[Ness drops the bat off her shoulder, grabbing the handle in between her fingers, the top of the bat hits the ground with a thud.]

Ne: We gonna beat his ass?

E: Mhm. Let’s go.

Ne: Aye aye captain!

E: Leon told me the street name, he might still be there, follow me.

Ne: Yep!

[Ness begins humming a tune as both her and Edgar begin walking once again. This time Edgar is walking with absolute rage in every step, each stride fast and large, causing Ness to have to jog next to him to keep up.]

[They carry on in silence for a bit, until they approach an empty street near the woods.]

E: Where the fuck is he.

Ne: I don't know, but I hate being anywhere near that damn forest… I swear when I got my job here on my way home I would hear something singing… And screaming.

E: Er, yeah. I, um. That… never mind. We need to focus.

?: Well!

[Voice identified: Jason.]

[Edgar whips around at the sound of Jason’s voice.]

Ne: [Whispering.] Who the fuck?

J: Didn’t expect to ever see you again, Edgar. I honestly thought you died! Would've been better if you did.

E: [Muttering.] Fucking hell… I didn’t know that it was this Jason.

Ne: Is that the asshole we've been looking for?

E: Hell yeah, he is. And he’s much more of an asshole than previously thought.

J: I’m right here! Come on, talk to me like a man, you pussy!

Ne: Do me a favor. Shut up you limp dick bitch we're having a conversation.

J: Oh, how pathetic, you’re going to let a girl do all the talking for you? Weak.

Ne: Don't call me a girl with that tone. I will curb stomp your bitch ass.

[As Ness speaks, Jason mocks her by moving his hand like a mouth with each word she says.]

J: Yeah, yeah, bitch. Whatever. I’m not talking to you, so shut the fuck up.

[Ness clears her throat.]

Ne: Edgar. permission to strike?

E: … Not yet. I have a few things to say to this man. Would you mind taking my phone?

Ne: No problem, This will make for a fun story to tell Rose later.

[Edgar silently hands his phone to Ness, taking a few steps towards Jason. The two are similar in height, but Edgar appears to tower over him, somehow. He takes a few more steps forward, revealing a pair of black 1 inch platform shoes.]

E: Jason Druller. You have a lot of nerve to talk about me being pathetic. Remember back in high school when you bullied someone to the point of throwing himself off a roof?

[Jason attempts to respond, but is interrupted by Edgar once again. Who has begun a slow circle around Jason.]

E: Let me refresh your memory. Zach, my best friend. He’s dead because of your actions. And you call me pathetic. For shame, Jason.

J: The little freak deserved it.

[Edgar stops walking. Leaning in close to Jason.]

E: What did you just say?

J: I SAID the disgusting f[REDACTED] fucking deserved it!

E: That’s what I was hoping you’d say.

[Edgar wastes no time in drawing his hand back, and punching Jason in the face.]

Ne: BEAT HIS ASS!

[He turns to look at Ness, and gives her a thumbs up, but Jason is already recovering behind him. The other man winds up to retaliate.]

Ne: BEHIND YOU!

[Edgar’s eyes widen, and he turns around just in time to duck under the punch, sending Jason forward, his excess momentum almost knocking him over.]

[He knees him in the gut, causing the other to fall to his knees. Holding his ribs. He coughs violently.]

J: Is that all you’ve got? I expected more of you! Also, it wasn’t even me who broke Liam’s arm, you know!

Ne: Can I keep my promise and stomp this bitch into the ground? Please Please Pleaseeeee!

E: Wait. In a second. What do you mean, it wasn’t you?

J: I never usually recruit women to help me, but she insisted on helping me teach that fucking brat a lesson. I didn’t break Liam’s arm, that doesn’t mean I didn’t hurt him at all, though. I did hurt the other guy pretty bad.

Ne: Edgar, do we get to beat up two people? I can explain to Rose why I'm late pretty easily.

[Edgar turns to Ness, his eyebrows creased inwards, Jason makes a break for it into the woods.]

E: SHIT.

Ne: OH NAH! GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER!

[He sprints into the forest after Jason, running somewhat faster than Ness. When she catches up after a few seconds, he has already found Jason. Who appears to be kneeling on the ground.]

E: The hell even was your plan there? You know you can’t outrun me.

[Jason leaps up from his spot, a stick in his left hand. Edgar stares at it, wide eyed. He stumbles backwards, someone catches him and puts him in a chokehold before he can recover. He glances at Ness, and tries to speak, but nothing comes out except strangled sounds.]

J: Finally. Now I can take out the weaker target.

Ne: Great. There's two of you? Meh, that's fine… You can both get your asses kicked before I go see Rose!

J: Oh, right. You’re a f[REDACTED] too. Figures!

Ne: You think that affects me? So what! I like boys and girls, got an issue with that?

?: I knew they were infecting him, Jason! You need to get rid of her!

[Voice identified: Gloria.]

[Jason lunges at Ness, the sharp end of the stick aimed directly for her eye.]

[Ness ducks under, hitting Jason in the gut with the baseball bat before hopping up.]

Ne: MISSED ME! You should be more careful dude, you could poke an eye out with that!

J: Shut the fuck up, you r[REDACTED]!

Ne: Dude chill out! Want a fuckin snickers or something?

[Out of frame, there is a loud struggle, Ness turns to look. Edgar can be seen attempting to break free of Gloria’s hold, he manages to shout one thing.]

E: NESS! HE HAS A– Ghk!

[Gloria regains her grip.]

Ne: HE HAS A WHAT?

[More fighting, Edgar manages to kick Gloria’s legs out from under her. The two landing on the ground, he shouts one more thing before returning to the fight.]

E: GUN! HE HAS A FUCKING GUN!

Ne: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HE HAS A GUN?

E: THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT– LOOK OUT!

[A loud gunshot, and a scream. Ness falls to the ground.]

Ne: SON OF A BITCH!

E: NESS!

[A mess of shouting, as Edgar manages to overpower Gloria, he sprints over to Ness.]

[Something clatters to the ground at the same time as a loud swoosh. Edgar kneels down next to Ness.]

Ne: I- OW! F- Fuck, am I gonna be ok?

E: Yeah– yeah. you’re going to be okay. You’ll be fine. I–

Ne: I REALLY WANT TO CURB STOMP THAT BITCH!

E: Ness, you might have to– Ugh, never mind. That’s not going to stop y–

[Edgar is interrupted as Jason whacks him in the side with the same stick. He sits there for a moment, before standing up.]

[Ness begins trying to remove her jacket, only visible through slight glimpses as she tries to keep hold of the phone.]

J: I’d suggest admitting defeat, Edgar. You’ve lost! You can’t win! I’m just better, I always have been!

E: Do everyone a favor and close your jaw before I rip it off of your head.

Ne: [Whispering.] I'm gonna see Rose… one way or another. I promised her…

J: Hm? Threatening me? That’s rich. You’re just saying things, hoping I’ll surrender. Not happening! You disgust me, encouraging that gross behavior, killing the man I once saw in Liam. Replacing it with a WOMAN. He’s gone soft!

E: Jason, the only thing that’s soft around here is your dick.

[Before Jason can respond, Edgar tackles Jason, the crowbar in his hands horizontally, the two landing out of frame. Their fight can be heard from where Ness is.]

Ne: [Mumbling.] Ok… Ok ness get up… G- gotta get up…

[As Ness speaks to herself, the fighting gets more intense, the two throwing insults back and forth rapidly, Jason’s cannot be repeated by the software.]

Ne: [Mumbling.] S- something to get up with… Anything…

[Ness sets the phone down against a tree, using one hand to apply pressure to her gunshot wound the other to wrap a jacket around it, as she ties it she screams in pain before using the tree to slowly stand up. She moves the phone over, Edgar and Jason can now be seen in frame.]

[The two are no longer on the ground, now standing up further away. Edgar kicks Jason in the crotch, sending the man to the ground. He attempts to crawl over to the gun, away from the camera. Edgar stops him easily. Holding his crowbar high.]

E: Ness, look away.

Ne: No. This asshole shot me… So I don't think I will.

E: I mean it, Ness. Look. Away.

Ne: F– fine…

[As Edgar has this conversation with Ness, Jason grabs something out of his pocket. He jabs it into Edgar’s leg, he shouts in pain, and finally drives the crowbar into Jason’s head. Edgar tugs on it. Jason’s corpse flops over. The crowbar stays.]

E: Ew.

[Ness screams in terror before ultimately throwing up out of frame, the noise being the only thing the recording can really hear. She falls to the ground in front of the phone, holding the bullet wound, sobbing.]

[Edgar turns to Ness, then back to the crowbar, he places one foot on Jason's shoulder, and yanks on the crowbar. It comes out with a small bit of blood. The corpse once again flops over. He jogs up to Ness.]

E: Are you alright?

Ne: [Muttering.] I just watched someone die… I know he deserved it but… I… I've never seen someone die in person… What the FUCK!

E: I told you to look away, Ness. I didn’t want you to have to see that.

Ne: I need to go… I need to see Rose…

[Ness attempts to stand up, only to fall right back down screaming in pain.]

E: Woah, hey. Easy. Jeez, we need to get you to the hospital…

Ne: [Muffled.] That’s where I was going… so I guess it works out.

[Another gunshot, without a scream or shout. The bullet missed.]

E: Wha– oh. Right. Gloria.

[A yelp, followed by footsteps. Gloria sprints into the forest.]

E: Fuck! We– Damn it.

Ne: I mean… We both have pretty good alibis if we just say we were both just walking around… And with marina's help… Wouldn't be the first time Marina kept me out of legal trouble.

E: It’s not that part that I’m worried about. Jason said that she broke Liam’s arm, not him. I don’t think he’s safe as long as she’s out there.

Ne: Shit… You're right… Also you just killed her husband… So lord knows what she's gonn- OW OW SON OF A BITCH OW!

E: Alright, we’ve gotta get you to the hospital, like, now. We can’t dawdle here for much longer.

Ne: Yeah… Christ… Call someone I don't have my phone…

E: Alright. I… Ness. I’m really sorry that you saw… all of that. I didn’t mean to, uh… go that far.

Ne: Dude… It’s fine I was just caught off guard… I just want to go see Rose…

E: Yep, yeah. Okay, got it. I might try to visit as well.

[Edgar takes his phone and opens it up, the view changing to his legs, a small-ish knife stuck into the side of one, somehow going completely unnoticed. He begins to type out a message, before stopping.]

E: No… are you fucking kidding me?

Ne: what now?

E: There’s been a fucking transcript going for... god knows how long. I… fucking hell.

Ne: Are you fuckin' kidding m- OW GOD DAMNIT!

[Before turning the transcript off, Edgar moves to try and support Ness, his own wounds going unnoticed once more.]

[Transcript end.]

#showfall ask blog #showfall media #showfall #encoreverse blog #cw slurs #cw violence #cw homophobia #cw death #transcript #cw guns #cw suicide mention #(ooc: OH MY GOD WHY ARE THERE SO MANY–)

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Still thinking about how Sandra got only 1 cg …….and she has been in the game since first episode but Noe already has like 3-5???and he has been a love interest only from second part of season 2….:/ I just recently found out about this and it made me want to drop that man so quick I’m a healed woman now a Sandra Stan 👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻

God don’t even get me STARTED on the cg situation. I think that’s part of what makes me soooooo fucking angry about her mistreatment. Like we’re THREE SEASONS IN and we have one cg???? WTF!! Are we even gonna get another cg for her? Ugh. And let’s not even mention how ofc it has to be a sexual cg bc all gays do is have sex. Meanwhile vlad and leo/aslan stay having like 20 each. Im over Dracula so badly.

#dracula: a love story #dls #romance club #rc #ask #anonymous

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youngbloodlisk · 2 years

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9-1-1 and Lone Star reactions (2 days late cause i was so busy this week)

5/11/22 (aired 5/9/22)

9-1-1 (Hero Complex)

GUILLOTINES ARE COOL AS HELL actually

banger music man

captions just said "Young Jonah" YO? Okay

oh my god yeah i just remembered how last week's episode ended OH MY GOD IM SO EXCITED

god corinne massiah is so pretty

"Feels like it should be somebody's fault" and judging by the preview for this episode last week i'm gonna guess it is !

chim and hen my fave bffs i wanna be their friend

OH THE SPIDER GUY OH YEAH...... oh my goddd

UGH I MISSED THESE TWO TOGETHER when chim wasn't on the show while he was looking for maddie i missed him and hen being the best friends EVER soooooo much

no I'm never gonna not mention the chemistry and tension between eddie and buck Sorry

PRE LONE STAR COMMENT CAN I PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET SOME MARJAN THIS EPISODE I FUCKING MISS MY GIRLFRIEND....,,,.....back to 9-1-1

wait wtf is bobby's password rewind

NashBby_118 i mean okay but- Yeah. Okay

chim wiping the desk of prints with his sleeve is so funny

"You're a terrible liar."

"And you're too good." LMAO

chim and hen are so funny

"They never start with murder."

"I'm sorry, Pat, I'm gonna need to buy a vowel."

THEYRE SO FUNNY I LOVE THEM 10/10 comfort characters right here

this is such an interesting plotline I love it

no cause honestly? go off eddie speak the truth good job

taylor annoys me more every goddamn episode!!!

please tell me she runs the story and buck gets rightfully pissed and he dumps her PLEASE I WANT TAYLOR OUT OF HERE

wait but that would probably lead to buck and lucy being a thing. nvm there's no win here

OHMYGOD HEN

CHIM?? OH NONONONONO

Stop Oh no no no no

i always forget that kenneth choi has 사랑 tattooed on his chest but i love it every time i see it the font looks so pretty

this guy is so unbelievably psychotic my god

yes chim YES CHIMNEY YES

GO HOWARD

okay actually crying i love these two

BEAT HIS ASS BOBBY

taylor you BITCH.......

chim sucking down a capri-sun yes sir!

"You're the best friend I've ever had, Chim, and I can't imagine my life without you."

"And you're never gonna have to."

cue the waterfalls from my eyes

9-1-1: Lone Star (Spring Cleaning)

okay the ad before the episode is playing. cmon marjan give me marjan please even just a little bit of marjan. please let this episode have some marjan

oh i have a bad feeling abt this trash chute.

oh no no no Oh no dude don't do that- and down he goes

MARJANNNNNNNNN MY LOVEEEEEEEE

one second of her beautiful voice and i am a happy person

OH GOD OH NO THE COMPACTOR?

mateo with the fix thank god love him

OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THAT COACH BOLTON.

BART JOHNSON?? It says 2 episodes on IMDB did i just totally MISS him being in another episode idk whatever IM SO EXCITED BART YOU KING HI

nANCY? can i call this wlw erasure cause she's so absolutely a lesbian (im playing around dont jump me)

mateo ✨avoiding✨

CATANNNNN great game. Great game

damn maybe if mateo and nancy communicated like couples should do idk

tommy???? goddamn???? alright maam go off

catan IS spicy tk you're so right

oh this is already terrifying my anxiety is already through the roof this seems like a bad bad bad situation

OH NO ITS IN NEUTRAL oh my god

"Hulk smash." MATEO 😭

oh that was so clever. getting him arrested that was so clever thank god

wtf why is he getting picked on for dressing nice 😭 better to be overdressed than underdressed ur not too good for a suit man cmon

i need to kiss marjan on the mouth

HELP THEYRE ALL LIKE didn't see that coming uhhh

this is so sweet

"coffee" yeah okay go on go bang it out

julius is sweet :(((((

judd what on earth are you abt to do.

oh bad feeling. gas leak + judd in the elevator ? Sounds like a recipe for a stuck elevator?

THE BUIKDING JSTFUCKINGGG COLLAPSED okay so I was a LITTLE UNDERESTIMATING THIS CLIFFHANGER.... WOW

goddamn

Final Comments

right okay so next week's gonna be a fun week i am excited

i got to see two of my favorite things:

- chim and hen being the iconic duo they are

- marjan

good week of 9-1-1 for me !

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salvatoraesarc · 2 years

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please feel free to scroll past this nonsense. i’m sure nobody will care about, but i needed to rant somewhere even if nobody reads it hgudfjos this is just a long, messy rant / thought process about seth ( a.lex f.itzalan’s character in s2 of the w.ilds ) this is REAAAALLY long i am SO SORRY IF YOU READ THIS LMAO I JUST HAVE MANY THOUGHTS !!!

i’m genuinely ugh, i don’t even have the word like frustrated is good but it’s more than that on how i feel about seth. i just have a lot to say about him. i’m just upset that they promoted him to be a funny & good guy, had me hyped as fuck, thinking i was going to love him & he was going to become a comfort character. when all he did was !!!! manipulate me !!!! god. stupid cute lil white boy....fucking me over.

what happened with henry was a lot, he tried to justify it by saying he was showing him “ how bad he wants to live ” & it had my mouth open bc i rly thought he was about to kill his step-brother. but at this point he still had me convinced that he was the nice guy, idk he seemed like he was genuinely trying to help & was actually a good guy who just has a people pleaser attitude, who just needs everyone to like him & who has a co-dependency problem. which is a character flaw on it’s own but he recognized he has this issue so i was like maybe since he’s self aware he’ll calm down & he even admitted it to kirin but kirin knew it was more than that before i even thought it was.

thinking back on some scenes, i realized he was deadass being nice to most likely manipulate the other guys into being on his side. he made it seem like he’s oh so nice & that they can trust him & he’s keep their deepest secrets safe or whatever. when really he was just the inside man for bitchass gretchen.

when he offered up the fish, he knew they’d crawl back and he’d end up getting them back on his side so he could once again manipulate them to get what he wanted. and when he knocked out alex ( i think that’s his name ) and acted like he was the one who found the boat so he could get back on the guys good side.... as if one thing like that would make them forgot what he did...lmao you fucking loser.... god. see kirin might be an idiot but he was like first one to not believe this mfer seth, like he knew. AND !!!!!! the way this mfer made his knuckles BLEED bc he saw a picture of julia with her ex........my guy you need to relax...also ????? what did he do to her that it was bad ????? i need to know..... seth thought bc she was with her ex she’d leave him, understandable. kind of. not really. what’s 100% not understandable is him freaking the fuck out over it to the point where he stole her cat, and HURT her. like sit your psycho ass down.....he wasn’t playing when he said when he falls for a girl he’s all in like buddy......get some help. yeah you’re all in to the point where you have the “ if i can’t have her nobody can ” energy like what the hell....ugh

not to mention that that scene was 1000% unnecessary. i still don’t understand it. was it that he got off on a power trip? was he getting off from the torment ??? ? if anyone has some clarity, feel free to message me cause i am STILL sitting here dumbfounded & i just don’t understand why the writers thought that would be come se dice… OKAY… to make that a thing ????

i dunno man. i’m just really disappointed that i was so excited to see him in a popular show only to absolutely want nothing to do with his character. it sucks bc when i’d see him on screen i’d be like god he’s so cute :( i love him & then remember who seth was & just get so mad. however, alex acted his little aussie heart out & i hope his next role has a character i fall in love with. i have more thoughts about this but it’s already long as fuck so i’ll end it with i miss harry bingham :((((( & i still love alex soooooo much my lil kangaroo but fuck seth.

#the wilds spoilers #the wilds spoilers /#this is so long i’m sowwie #❛ ⋄ * 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐋 𝐋𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐈𝐒𝐓. › out of character.#long post /

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