#HE NEEDS TO KNOW OK

[somecunttookmyurl]

the "all customer service people are trained by management to be illiterate apes you can never get any resolutions by design dont be mean about it" crowd would faint to know there is a guy at my bank RIGHT NOW attempting to resolve an issue that would normally take a week

see. i tried to order food (having nothing of note in the house, and too much pain currently to get down 3 flights of stairs about it) and the payment failed on just eat's end.

but it went through fine on my bank's end, so the funds are tied up in "pending"... for a week. my available balance is now 95p so i can't just do it again

the bank cannot typically do anything about this until the normal time frame for collection passes and they funds just release automatically. just eat have zero contactable customer service

but it is for FOOD and there's no more MONEY and i am a DISABLED CUSTOMER so BY FUCKING GOD not on zeeshan's watch

#i said i live by myself - which i do it's kind of the problem right now #so he's actually said 'i fully understand what you're going through so please know i'm here even if you just want to talk to someone #whilst i wait for a response from the product team' #like. ok king #i hope you can always find a pen when you need one and it always works

[voiider]

I need codependent Danny/Jason as a little treat (for me) and I love the idea of them having some sort of instant connection the moment they meet (bc ghost stuff idk)

Danny who's been dropped in Gotham with no way home (alt universe??) and he's been here for 36 hours and having a Very bad time senses a liminal being and immediately latches onto them heedless of the fact that his new best friend is shooting at some seedy guys in an alley and goes off about how stressed he is and how he can't make it back to the ghost zone and what a bad day he's been having (and it's important to note Danny is a littol ghost boy literally hanging off of Jason's neck as he floats aimlessly) and Jason is like "who are you??" And Danny is like "oh sorry I'm Danny lol" and then just continues lamenting his woes

And honestly ? This might as well happen. Nothing about this Danny guy(is he human?) gives Jason a bad vibe and tbh he's never felt more calm and level headed before so he just keeps up his usual Red Hood patrol and doesn't even think about it when he heads back to a safehouse and feeds Danny dinner (breakfast) before crashing for half the day

The only thing I actually need is Jason meeting up with the bats for some sort of Intel meeting and they're like "uhhh who's that" and Jason is like "that's Danny." And does not elaborate (very ".... What do you have there?" "A smoothie" vibes)

And it takes them a while to realize that these two have known each other for less than 12 hours and are literally attached at the hip

#very remora fish with a shark #jason todd #danny fenton #danny phantom #dpxdc #dp x dc #this isnt super important but i imagine Danny's ghost form as young and unaged from his death so jason is used to this small whispy kid #who just hangs off him and talks literally all the time #so when something comes up and someone is like 'idk if we can bring danny looking like... that' (glowing and a literal ghost) #danny is like 'oh ok u need a human? ok :)' and transforms #its been WEEKS #jason didn't know he could do that #nobody did #and now theres this 20ish dude standing there #human form danny doesn't talk a lot (anxiety) ghost form danny can't stop talking (anxiety) #could be a ship fic and at this point jason goes from 'where is my little buddy :(' to 👀😳 #i imagine theres a sort of feedback loop with them both feeding off of each other's ecto energies and vibes idk #so when danny is human its not as strong #batman is convince this strange entity is like hypnoyizing his son and like hes not WRONG #but it goes both ways #idk #i just need more codependency fics :( #i should go on a bender #ignore my 500 open tabs and go to town

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

Azriel running back to tell Rhys that Bryce stole Truth Teller

#you know this is exactly what happened after bryce left #azriel #bryce quinlan #rhysand #hofas #house of flame and shadow #crescent city #hofas spoilers #he definitely needed rhys to console him #rhys just hugs him stroking his hair going it's ok buddy it's ok #lisa reads hofas

[laurents-secret-diary]

the quirked up white boy Of Vere

#laurent of vere #captive prince #kings rising #prince's gambit #MY PASTY GUY #i know he's supposed to be enchanting or whatever but i need him a bit fucked up you know what i mean #if he is anything like how damen describes him then my dude resembles a victorian child huffing asbestos #“his skin almost indistinguishable from the pristine white shirt he wore” #ok? ok?? MY MAN TAKES BATHS IN THE STYX?? #I just find it soooo funny that this is Damen's ideal man. #this frog ass looking aint shit white boy with the brain processing power of an intel i9 card #i bet his hands are always clammy but noone would know because this dude wont let anyone touch him lol #caprisun

[beaulesbian]

Luffy & Zoro + reunions

The world's greatest swordsman?! The Pirate King would need no less than that on his crew!

+ bonus, one slightly different reunion

#one piece #opgraphics #monkey d luffy #roronoa zoro #onepieceedit #zolu #luzo #monkey d. luffy #luffy #zoro #i know the zou arc is departure. but i needed something to fit the format and be happy ok! #i didnt want angst in this one #opedit #mine #gif:one piece #gif:op anime #gif:zolu #one piece luffy #one piece zoro #still not over the way luffy really went out to search for zoro... someone he heard being called “demon pirate hunter” #and luffy still wanted him for himself- i mean for his crew #and ever since they he's just happier when they meet again after however brief separation ;-; #wano zolu #sabaody zolu #sabaody archipelago #alabasta #east blue saga #wano spoilers #had to add there the re-animation of their first meeting from wano ep 1060 #its just so gorgeous! and luffy rlly hiding behind his hat sometimes when hes feeling so many things

[hajihiko]

a long time ago I was like "I bet there are a lot of characters that are both touch-starved and touch-averse" so. Thinks

Impostor explanation: has been around the whole scale as various identities, has a hard time understanding themselves and their own true preference. Tends to just adjust to whoever they're around.

#not an art #sdr2 #super danganronpa 2 #I used to be that combination team! Not anymore. Now I'm just touch starved lol #Akane and Nekomaru are doing so good im proud. I think they both get affection from each other- #-and are also just healthy enough to seek out what they need. Akane had loving siblings and Nekomaru knows the benefits of human touch #Nagito is touch starved but some of it is his own fault. Refuses to seek a solution to this problem (same with Fuyuhiko) #Peko is more touch starved than she thinks but she's so used to pushing her wants aside that she doesn't realize it yet #Kaz actually gets a lot of physical affection because he seeks it out so often! He just also always needs more. #OK thats it bye

[cozylittleartblog]

had a(nother) nightmare

#deltarune #rouxls kaard #lancer #queen #art #lancer had a bad dream. rouxls comes in to fall asleep in the floor like he always does. queen followed because she needs to #Familiarize Herself with The Rituals and also hey her boy is sad #and then they ALL fell asleep in the floor literally right next to his bed #-- i had tire marks on the bedsheets but they vanished somewhere. damn it #this one isnt old btw i just drew this This Morning HEHEHEHE #its kinda scrungy but thats ok #ok 2 tag ship but not explicitly ship either if ur not into it #i love that half my 'qk' art can very easily be read platonically #i think thats an important aspect of their relationship is that they are good friends and coparents. and THEN they're kissing sometimes #this is hardly the first family cuddle and or sleep pile ive drawn. i never posted my favorite i dont think #i am just all about sleep and cuddle piles. did u know swatchlings love to sleep in piles (headcanon) #if one bird falls asleep in the cafe the odds are very good that one or two more will join them #theres a pile of birds in booth 4 all shoved in there haphazardly and eeping. swatch is coming with pots and pans.

[bluastro-yellow]

Kurvitz stresses that Kim doesn't actually have a character sheet hidden in Disco Elysium's code. Imagining that Lieutenant Kitsuragi has only one natural attribute point in Motorics helps the ZA/UM team to understand the depth of his character beyond what's referenced in the game's dialogue. "We just came up with this stuff for coherency," says Kurvitz. "And because we're nerds."

"I like to think Kim has a Thought Cabinet project called Revolutionary Aerostatic Brigades that he's worked on since he was a teenager," Kurvitz says. "This raises the learning caps for his Reaction Speed and Interfacing."

Kim's high Volition skill makes him impervious to prying, Kurvitz says, as the detective can find out on occasions being met with Kim's brick-wall resolve. Kim often chastises these whims of the detective's, but will occasionally play along. The Lieutenant finds his new partner funny, says Kurvitz.

Kim is naturally shit at Motorics and thinks Harry is funny source

#THE GUY WHO SO MANY THOUGHT WAS THE MISSING MOTORICS BUILD IS BAD AT THEM #and thinks cop types are stupid <3 #the bajillion points in authority make even more sense. he probably has a lot of natural points in the purple skills? #(addition: so empathy too T_T !!!) #so this means he had to put a lot of points in composture on purpose. and had to learn how to sew and repair motorcarriages the hard way? #the interfacing learning cap is higher but he still had to put points in it to have more than 1 #his perception is abysmal and it stayed so #his hand/eye coordination is also bad. his shooting posture is horrible. I wonder how he got to 7/10 #I want to poke this nerd with a stick #disco elysium #release the kim character sheet now. what the hell is volta do mar I need to know #he must have volta do mar. h/e coordination. kinetic dressage #(and something related to authority) #first and last are red but it's a different shade than harry's red-pink physical skills #so they must have a different name. but h/e is yellow #maybe everyone has the 4 colors psy/phis/mot/int categories but they have different shades and names #<-all of this is from the official jacket they sell. it's in the description #ok no the color shades are just the website's fault. sad noise

[eirianerisdar]

…Alex Albon casually bleeding into his fireproofs on the interview stage talking about the seat ripping into his shoulders in high speed corners and “it heals just in time for every weekend and rips open again” and Jenson just staring at him like a concerned older brother-

Not. Okay.

#f1 #alex albon #Williams #british gp 2023 #jenson button #I don’t know how much of it was Alex laughing it off but #if he does routinely get pressure abrasions from his seat they need to do soemthing about it #this is not ok #nobody should make light of injuries like this even if it’s just a scrape #my post

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

fantasy au scribbles!!

#ft. bardaby and wall beefing <3 #ok yeah im just gonna call possessed wally wall. #cause yk. homes. home. walls. wall. #the alternative options were like. walome. holly. etc. bad options #In My Mind that scribble is the result of barnaby's first time seeing home possess wally #he did not know home could do that! they'd already had a very stressful and bad few months! #both of them were at their limits and were ready to Start Biting! #scribble salad #wh fantasy au #wh au #welcome home au #anyway yeah i gave howdy a lil ponytail. what about it #and his lil magic bullet bandolier <3 #ALSO DRAWING THE PUPPETS WITH TEETH IS FUN BUT ALSO VERY STRANGE #I AM NOT USED TO SHOVING CHOMPERS IN THEIR FACES #but in this au they're Real Fleshy Beings so. they need teeth i guess #ok i just wanted to give them teeth in a way that my brain allowed #still very unwell about this lil au btw #my little imaginings have been keeping me going lately #my favorite plotlines at present are bardaby-home bonding / wally & home are separated / ocean adventures / disembowelment <3 #fun things all around!

[jesteringbug]

this was funnier in my head tbh

#ok so like here is an explanation if the thought didn't come across if anyone needs it #ok so like you know that meme going around with light and L from death note that goes like 'i know what you are' and because #i have number four infections i had to apply that to my pookie and so like riddle goes to cater saying that he knows what he is(ie bisexual) #and cater thinking that he is talking about his self-sabotage tendencies and him being low-key a people pleaser #....... #sorry i put too much thoughts in my shitposts #twst #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #disney twst #cater diamond #riddle rosehearts #my art #mine

[rapidhighway]

i dont really care for gijinkas but its so late im delirious but i felt like drawing have this

#its soooooo hato ake hm look right but i trieddd #the shapes need to still be there idk how to do it #i think this us fine #ok im going im going to sleep #i just looked at tikal for the clothes shes the most clothed echidna i know snudnudheuehch #and well i give him a green cloaky thing because i think hes cute in green and also hes stealthy around his island #guy who sets one thousand traps #blending in with the plants or whateva

[ratcandy]

putting my entomology lessons to good use

#also sozo is now my beautiful Spouse my wonderful Partner as oppsoed to wife because the trans hc makes too much sense to me #in my brain. #and i don't know if (and bear with me here) sozo un-shroomed would be as comfortable ??????????with wife????// #i don't think he cared either way while Shroomed but un-shroomed. I am uncertain. I dunno. I am rotating him #maybe my midn will change on this in an instant. these are all split second headcanons based on my Knowledges. #ok normal again #clamart #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl sozo #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #uh does this need a uh #cotl spoilers #<- for unshroomed Sozo? maybe #sozo

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

It’s turning out to be a bad day when Jason finds himself stabbed during a drug bust.

It’s turning out to be a very bad day when he starts to feel woozy (seriously, what the hell? It was just a little stabbing) and promptly collapses.

It’s turning out to be a monumentally bad day when the batfamily drop in on his drug bust.

And then the night takes a hard nose dive into catastrophically bad, because whatever toxin that blade was laced with? It’s making his heartbeat slow down into near flatline, paralyzing Jason in the process.

And now he’s stuck listening to his family lose it completely upon finding his “dead” body.

… shit.

#don’t you just love it when your family thinks you’re dead again #but hey at least Jason finds out that they absolutely DO care about him #Damian needs to be sedated because he was about to murder every single person in that warehouse #oh yeah did I mention it’s a warehouse again #lmao #Nightwing just—- zones out. crashes. dissociates. #Tim is trying for frantic cpr #(ouch ouch OUCH replacement) #Bruce can’t do this again #please he CAN’Y #he couldn’t have been too late again oh god #Jason would be crying if he wasn’t paralyzed #that raw grief is contagious #presumed dead #prompts #yeah I know it’s similar to a previous prompt #VUT I NEED MORE PRESUMED DEAD FICS OK #jason todd #batfamily #dick grayson #batfam #bruce wayne #robin #red hood #tim drake #batman

[onlyhereforangst]

maybe never.

#therookieedit #chenfordedit #the rookie #chenford #tim bradford #lucy chen #tim x lucy #tuserbecca #usercher #usertimlucy #usersuz #tuserlena #sincerelygabby #userburn #userheyem #tuserkers #parallels you didn't know you needed 💁🏻‍♀️ #he convinced himself it was good!! it was ok!! and then he realized fuck!! its not!! some things DONT matter more!! than my integrity!! #long post

[hajihiko]

Any chance you have more doodles of casual intimacy between the surivors? me and my homies Love that Good Platonic Intimacy rep, never be afraid to kiss/cuddle the homies <3

doodles? No. Hajime being Good With His Hands? I do now!

#sdr2 #super danganronpa 2 #danganronpa 2 #fuyuhiko kuzuryu #hajime hinata #kazuichi souda #Akane owari #Sonia nevermind #an art #SURVIVORS BEING THOS GOODGOOD FRIENDS. If this is rushed its bc I'm going to the gym and my flatmate is threatening me lol #He knows physical therapy he knows massages he knows tension points. This boy has magic hands #But if I make a part 2 its other ppl taking care of him bc u KNOW he needs tlc #Ok pls enjoy xoxo