#Host's rambles

[hana-no-seiiki]

sorn from bg3 (the male prostitute drow) is such a mood cause like people always get flustered whenever i use nicknames on them (like baby/sweetheart/etc). i’ve been called all the petnames too (my current favorite being cloudhead/mooncake atm) and those that i date often tell me that it makes their heart stutter when i use those

but on the other hand i get so unbelievably and irrationally flustered n shy when people who don’t usually call me by my name just use ‘yun’ like smiling and butterflies and all augh

and my friends keep calling me out saying i act like a horny/fetishizing/problematic teenager despite having the vanilla fantasies of a victorian woman

SO I WAS THINKING

QUICK YANDERE SOFT PRETTY BOI SEX WORKER BRAINROT??

could be a camboy, host club worker, pornstar, etc. your choice and imagination

Like ya boi who’s whole job it is to fulfill the most depraved fantasies imaginable. Who lived almost his whole life doing all sorts of kinks and fetishes

but absolutely crumbles when you ask him to have sex with him in the missionary position and maybe even the lights off

like he’ll join massive orgies no problem. host/strip for celebrities like it’s no business

but when you ask if you can hold his hand while you two make love. or kiss him gently with all the love in your eyes

he just

he just ceases to function.

you aren’t a regular of his, as much as he hates that fact. but everytime you schedule a meeting with him, he just has this dopey smile on his face and he’ll often uncontrollably giggle and squeal when you hit him up.

he has some pretty rich and dangerous clients

so sometimes he may or may not drug you when you visit him sometimes.

i mean you can’t blame him if your legs are too weak the next morning (or afternoon/evening, this man has stamina) or if you only wanted to have a nice chit chat but suddenly that pink sweater you bought him started to look really nice especially with his even prettier legs exposed like that.

opens up an exclusive rent-a-boyfriend offer but in actuality it’s just you in that list

overall a menace

you know how some of my readers uses yan harem to beat the yan harem

he definitely uses his fans/clients to keep you leashed

besides, no one else can serve you like he can, so might as well stay for some more hm?

#i wrote this in one sitting #weird fact: i wanted to be a host once upon a time. like a rent a boyfriend. #cause i loved dressing up and looking pretty #and doing romantic stuff #but without that attachments that came with #now im too stressed and out of shape but i mean THE DREAM WILL NEVER DIE!!! #yandere #yandere x reader #yandere x you #yandere oc #yandere imagine #yandere fic #yandere oc x reader #yandere core #yandere soft boy #yandere ramble #yandere brainrot

[yendts]

on my scorbus blog i posted abt the hc where when you marry a malfoy your hair slowly turns the iconic malfoy blond too, like narcissa’s in the movies, and i’ve been dying to draw it,, plus the normal version bc i thought it was just as cute as a married scorbus spread <3 (also all pose refs belong to mellon_soup on pinterest i’m far too tired to make my own rn but i love all theirs sm)

#my brain has fully rotted back to its original state of them i’m sorry #actually im not #anyways i have lots of thoughts about this please ask me abt it #also james’ kid was completely random and made up ik in my mind he has at least three children but i dont have them solidified in my mind #but i saw that ref and immediately knew i wanted to draw uncle al <333 #i dont think scorbus would have children so they dote on and spoil their neices and nephews tons #they’re the cool mysterious gay uncles that travel and lot and bring everyone back gifts and also host fun sleepovers for the kids and #babysit all the time. like if lily and james ask someone else to babysit over them they’re offended #the idea of ​grandad draco is so dear to me however he can play grandad to james and lily’s kids whenever they’re at scorbus’ place okay #i should be done with my hc rambles lmao idk if anyone even reads them #scorbus #scorpius malfoy #scorpius hyperion malfoy #malfoy #scorpius #albus severus potter #albus potter #albus #potter #harry potter #hp #tcc #harry potter and the cursed child #the cursed child #cc #cc squad #timechaser #starlight

[solarpunkani]

Psst, hey.

Hey you.

Come closer.

Listen to what I'm about to say good and well, alright?

#out of queue #ani rambles #anti ai #anti ai art #solarpunk #solarpunk aesthetic #does this have the official backing of the other 2 event hosts? no i just made this meme on a whim #but also if you try submitting AI art and we find out? or worse if I can flat-out TELL its AI? I'm blocking your ass #one of the best artists I've ever had the pleasure of knowing won't touch the Solarpunk community with a 10 foot pole because of all the #goddamn AI art infiltrating this space. constantly. like even when I'm trying to be on the lookout for it I somehow reblog it anyways #even when I block the tags too!!!! this is a PROBLEM #you want more artists taking part in this community spreading the vision visualizing the future? #STOP REBLOGGING AI BULLSHIT AND CHASING THEM AWAY THEN #how are artists supposed to feel accepted and appreciated and loved by this community when every other piece under the tag is some fuckin #midjourney bs made my scrubbing the internet and spitting out a mishmash of other artists' works and ideas? #i have said it before I will say it again #i would rather see a messy pen scribble on the back of a coffee stained napkin with stickfigures than see some smooth smudgy AI BS again #this applies to AI writing too if I catch an INKLING that your short story even STARTED with some bs chatgpt ramblings you're blocked

[nightmare-foundation]

Ozpin is straight up the funniest character in rwby I don't care what ANYONE says

Dude delivers a heartfelt graduation speech and is immediately like "now get out of here"

Not to mention all the Other Shit. Like immediately embarrassing Oscar, giving Ironwood hot chocolate from a tea kettle (and not blinking when Ironwood spikes it), his stupid chair, his dumb ass glasses, the fact that he's dressed for winter in the summer, the fact he throws his students off of cliffs, the sass

Like sir. Who are you

Literally no one talks about how fucking funny Ozpin is and it's so sad

#felix (host) #rwby #ozpin #rwby rambles #rwby after the fall #james ironwood #oscar pine #anyone who says otherwise is wrong #this is the ONE part of his character that everyone misses #hes so fucking funny even unintentionally #that man is Autistic

[bluerasbunny]

hes a material girl YN wouldn't understand

putting this under a read more to spare from my yelling, but holy SHIT! VKTRS is at 500 hits and 71 kudos, dude that is INSANE! especially for a fic with ONE chapter!!

the success was entirely unprecedented and unexpected, i'm honestly still trying to process it all!!

thank you all so much for the continued support!!! it means so much to me as a young author and artist!! <3 /gen

#grayy art #grayy rambles #fnaf #dca fandom #dca radio host au #video killed the radio star au #vktrs au #fnaf sun #sun x reader #god im still in shock i cant even process it properly #500 people have read my writing!! 500 whole people!!! imagine a room with 500 people dude #and on my FIRST multichapter?? that's INSANE!!! #genuinely thank you all so much!!!! #chapter 2 is on the way- however long it may take i WILL get chapter 2 to you all!!!

[saetoshi]

is it just me or is it really annoying when people post things unrelated to fics on the x reader tags?

#mari hosts ㅤᵕ̈ #like that’s just rambling #no need to spam the tags about it when your target audience is your followers #it’s just so irksome when writers are trying to post their actual fics on the tags only for someone to tag their rambles on them #that’s just my opinion tho

[sailorstarr-chan4]

Anime Titles Summarized (Poorly)

Vampire Knight: *insert Twilight joke here* Ouran High School Host Club: *small child voice* There's debauchery here! Sailor Moon: Everyone's bi. No, I mean it. EVERYONE. Clannad: I'm not crying yOU'RE CRYING Your Lie in April: Mommy Issues & Lots of Tissues Fruits Basket: MOMMY ISSUES ON STEROIDS Yuri on Ice: Sexy gay figure skating Sk8 the Infinity: Sexy gay skate-boarding Blue Exorcist: "[Satan] may have been your father, but he wasn't your daddy." FullMetal Alchemist: Family is your best ally Trigun: Family is your worst enemy Kaguya-sama Love is War: Idiots to Lovers the anime The Ancient Magus Bride: What if a monsterfucker romance was also Ace? Violet Evergarden: Gorgeously animated ✨TRAUMA✨ Made in Abyss: Adorably animated ✨TRAUMA✨ Madoka Magica: *Admiral Ackbar voice* IT'S A TRAP! My Hero Academia: X-Men alternative universe where mutants are the majority of the population Yu Yu Hakusho: Yusuke came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And he's all out of bubble gum. Inuyasha: Time travel, youkai, and jewel shards, oh my! Ranma 1/2: The original bisexual harem Urusei Yatsura: Crack. Just pure, unadulterated alien crack. MAO: Feral Catgirl x Tired Catboy Tokyo Mew Mew: Cute girl fursonas are named after food Shugo Chara!: His Dark Materials magical girl!AU Kamisama Kiss: The How to Train Your Dragon of shoujo Noragami: Girl adopts homeless god Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle: Eat your heart out, Doctor Who Skip-Beat!: Eat your heart out, slow burn fanfiction Kiss Him Not Me: Losing weight = gaining a harem Baccano!: Murders on the Immortal Mafia Express Cowboy Bebop: Bounty hunters need therapy Attack on Titan: EVERYONE NEEDS THERAPY Alice in the Country of Hearts: The sexiest and unhealthiest escapism Cardcaptor Sakura: Beautiful gay representation, terrible Elephant in the Room Fushigi Yuugi: Look, when I said falling in love with a fictional character, I didn't mean that LITERALLY-- Angel Sanctuary: Mutual incest destroys the world as we know it Guilty Crown: Unrequited incest destroys the world as we know it Zombie Land Saga: The undead as cutesy idols. That's it. That's the show. Yurikuma Arashi: Lesbian bears Princess Tutu: Duck becomes ballerina

#okay I made it 40 titles that's good enough for now lol #maybe I'll do a part 2 later???? #Starling ramblings #anime #manga #anime and manga #Vampire Knight #Ouran High School Host Club #Sailor Moon #Inuyasha #FullMetal Alchemist #My Hero Academia #Kamisama Kiss #Noragami #Attack on Titan #Yuri on Ice #parody #funny #80 notes

[mimi-saurio]

Manifesting Jonathan and Will running the radio station next season 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

#They will be like Radio Rebel but in the apocalypse #Jonathan of curse is the DJ #Will is the host and just rambles about his life and everything that's happening in the town #cof cof byler pining cof cof #I just want them to bond over music AGAIN #is that too much to ask???????? #stranger things #jonathan byers #will byers #byers brothers #byers family #my art #illustration #artists on tumblr #digital art #character design

[i-love-tamaki-suoh]

every time i see someone online saying ouran needs a season 2 i lose my mind trying not to go on a rant about how it needs a reboot instead

#ouran high school host club #ohshc #anna rambles

[lights-on-the-ridge]

Here's a clip from one of the fabled Survey videos!

2015/2016 Schlatt feat. the Lizard

#pre 2019 schlatt face cam vid!?!?!? in this economy!?!!!! #that lizard was basically his co-host #machinima inbox but if it was a teenager and his lizard #JSchlatt #｡･☾:*reid rambles｡･:*★

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Is Welcome Home website already open or it moved? I try to open it but it only give me a error or something like that.

its Gone! she was taken out back and shot <3

#real answer: no yeah she's down and gone #clown is moving it to a different hosting site entirely! #so the og? the wix one? gone forever babey! #the only remnants are in screenshots and archives (like theneighborhoodwatch's!) #so the link clown is probably gonna drop will be our First and Only access to the shiny new site! #make sure to check their blog <3 #rambles from the bog

[rayray-razorblade]

saw the golden globes !!!! :P

can we all agree to just..... NOT let Jo Koy back onto any kind of stage after the kinds of jokes he made about the movies and the people there and stuff?? Honestly, his jokes were distasteful and disgusting and lets all be fr here nobody knew he even existed before this and his first impression on people who havent seen him before the golden globes... not good. at ALL. to sane people at least.

Like, his "joke" about oppenheimer being so good and based off of something so big and historical and then going to say barbie is a movie of a doll with 'big boobs'? HELLO???? literally thats the one reason the movie was made, to touch on the topic of men being misogynistic and objectifying women and stuff of that kind.

And his slightly kinda rude joke about Taylor Swift? I mean I personally am not a swiftie but Tay's face after he said the joke... if someone dissed me like that I would be like that too girlie. He doesnt even make good jokes at all like HELLO ??? seventh grade comebacks and insults, yet still SO INFURIATING and SO disgusting.

AND THEN HE HAS THE NERVE TO SAY THAT HE MADE ONLY SOME OF THESE JOKES AND OTHER PEOPLE MADE THE REST OF THEM????? BOY QUIT FUCKEN LYING NO WAY SOMEONE MADE A JOKE THAT GROSS FOR THE LITERAL GOLDEN GLOBES BRO GET TF OUT OF HERE !!!!

someone should create a petition to never let Jo Koy step foot on another stage ever again because I would sign that shit in a HEARTBEAT.

I am rightfully pissed, am I not?

#jo koy #golden globes #golden globes host #jo koy golden globes #hot opinion #big feelings #huge feelings actually #i am enraged #that someone like that #was allowed onstage with THOSE #kinds of jokes like HELLO? #barbie movie #taylor swift #oppenheimer #hot take #opinion #random ramble #i am so tired #of people like jo koy #get better jokes #or better yet #never say a joke ever again #middle finger to you sir

[nomorethoughts]

i personally theorize that the two new hermits are pixlriffs and zloyxp and skizz is going to take over the hermitcraft recap but that’s just me

#/j #but i giggle every time i think about this #it’s so funny to me for some reason #honestly though #i would love to see skizz host a recap #skizzleman #pixlriffs #zloyxp #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #hermitcraft 10 #hermitblr #saphs ramblings

[cerealboxlore]

Smoooooth Operatorrrrr

Listen up, Y'all, listen to mama

So. Y'all know about Captain Marvel and his patrons/gods that gifted him his powers through the living lighting via the Wizard Shazam, right? Of course you do, why else would you be reading a post about DC Captain Marvel by this weirdo typing it out right now at 1 AM? Anyways, his powers can do quite a lot, and when used in the right way can extend themselves to unique situations for a better outcome.

However. Billy Batson himself, the vessel for Captain Marvel, is like 10 years old. A small boy. So with that in mind, there's probably a lot of ways he can use the powers of the gods for other purposes without abusing them. As an education major, let me tell you, kids will find a way no matter what. Think they won't do something? They will. They will push the limits to human possibilities and audacity whenever they feel like it.

So imagine this lovely situation:

Billy Batson, young radio show host to Whiz Radio and known pretty well locally with some fame to his name, does a special Valentine's Day segment where he let's callers propose on the air to their partners and it's all so sweet. It's different from his usual program and schedule of talking about deep and complex conversations from the perspective of a child, but it's cute.

That is, until, a couple ends up getting into a fight on the air for everyone to hear, and Billy has to be the one to calm things down, unable to stop the broadcast for whatever reason.

Summoning up just a tiny portion of the Wisdom of Solomon, Billy does his best to get through the awkward situation. During the whole ordeal, Billy ends up getting through to the couple and talks to them about what's going on. He tries to mediate and pushes for a healthier method of communication between them instead of yelling. Despite being a child, Billy's in depth conversation with them about relationships and their dynamics have them stunned, and very apologetic in the end. The couple starts to understand each other better and their boundaries, while completely forgetting that the entire ordeal was aired live.

Word spreads like wildfire and soon Billy has a line of callers calling in for his legendary relationship advice, saying that he was so incredibly wise beyond his years. Little did they know that Billy was now snacking himself on the head for using the Wisdom of Solomon for dating advice!....oh well, he's just glad he didn't go to Zeus for help.

#Billy Batson #dc captain marvel #shazam #silly little rambles #cute headcanons #Billy as a radio show host needs to be revived #Also #Let Billy use magic! #He can have some as a treat #I've got another idea about Billy as Captain Marvel giving out dating advice in the watchtower #Hal: Wait I thought you've never been in a relationship before?? #Captain Marvel: Oh come on #record scratch #Everyone: Wait what?! #Throwback to the time Captain Marvel almost got married in the old Fawcett comics! That was a thing apparently #If you see spelling errors #Deal with it it's 2Aam now

[nightmare-foundation]

Smth that really intrigues me abt Ozpin is how the HELL he became a professor or Headmaster at such a young age

Like. Canonically he's younger than Theodore, who's in his mid-late 40s (I'd wager early-mid 40s based on looks but still). So at the oldest, Ozpin is in his early 40s, maybe mid-late 30s at the youngest.

So like. He's around the same age as STRQ?? Meaning he likely got his Huntsman license, at the youngest, at 17 years old and likely became a professor and then HEADMASTER not long after that.

It's repeatedly said that Ozpin was a child prodigy (something he actually shares with Pyrrha, an interesting parallel). And honestly I just... who got him into that position?? I HIGHLY doubt that the previous Oz had something set in place for the next Oz to get into such a powerful position, bc pressuring such a young teenager is not something that's in their character (unless the KoV specifically was like that, but we don't know anything abt him).

I doubt Ozpin, as a KID who wasn't even finished with the merge yet, wanted to be Headmaster (he stated repeatedly he was in Oscars place; scared, confused, and not wanting the responsibility that comes with the merge).

Maybe there were descendants of the King of Vales own inner circle that got Ozpin into that position? If so, that's pretty fucked up ngl.

Honestly, the more you think about Ozpin, the sadder he gets. I am DESPERATE for a side show or even a freaking book about him and STRQ. He has so so many parallels with Ruby and Pyrrha. He's such a compelling character I swear

#felix (host) #rwby #ozpin #team strq #rwby theodore #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #kinda #hes such a good character honestly #rwby rambles

[rayalltheway]

It actually happened guys

#Sun and moon monkes with their respective humans they wanna protecc #macaque having natural protective instincts for kids SOME OF US BEEN KNEW AND I LOVE IT #I think I kinda like Mac’s semi redemption in this finale the more I think about it even if it was rushed but this shows pacing yanno #you canonically holded the babey macaque which is giving you my mercy when writing about you on tv tropes /j #SWK’S APOLOGY TO QXT MADE ME SO SOFT THATS FOR SURE BUT THATS FOR ANOTHER DAY #monkie kid #lego monkie kid #six eared macaque #sun wukong #lmk sun wukong #qi xiaotian #lbd's host #rambles