#I SAW THIS TAGGED IN MY DASH?

[theorderofthetriad]

anyways... here's why i think Loki and Matt Murdock should be each other's narrative foil(romantic):

• Loki- famously known liar, Matt Murdock- able to tell when people are lying

• Both wear helmets with horns on them, but Matt's are small and practical and Loki's are large and gaudy.

• Matt Murdock- Practicing Irish Catholic, Loki- Norse "God" of Mischief

• Loki- Presents himself as selfish and self preserving, Matt Murdock- Presents himself as selfless and self sacrificing

• Loki- Will flee if he knows he's gonna get his ass kicked for no gain, Matt Murdock- Knows he's gonna get his ass kicked for no gain and does it anyway

• They simply seem like prime material for a "We vehemently dislike each other up until we (whoops!) realize we love each other so much we can't live without the other" type romance that I am always obsessed over.

• Thor would enjoy it, and, frankly, he deserves the entertainment.

#this WAS a rant i made about some ao3 discourse i saw on my dash. but now it's better #frostdevil #<- the ship tag which you should check out #im fully serious about this btw. this seems like a joke bc it's inherently funny but im also 100% not making a joke #otp: horned helms something about lying #santagno #loki #matt murdock #daredevil #Top Tino Post

[nymdraws]

pomys :]

#mlp #mlp fim #mlp g4 #mane 6 #twilight sparkle #pinkie pie #rainbow dash #fluttershy #applejack #rarity #rarijack #becaue. like. cmon. what did they mean by this. guys what did they mean #fan #2023 #edit someone in the notes made me realize i was preemptively judging myself for stuff no one else was going to judge me for #so im amending my tags . if you saw the og ones no you didnt #anyway im still trying out diff styles to figure out how i like 2 draw ponies but these were fun

[rotisseries]

the way el said "he's my first boyfriend" when max asked if mike was a good kisser is so silly of her. babygirl he is going to be your only boyfriend. you are a lesbian

#inspired by a post I saw on my dash about how she says that which is proof she didn't really see a future with mike #and isn't serious about their relationship. vs will. who obviously did see a future with mike and is serious about him #which is like. true obviously I just giggled and was about to tag it like #“oh he is going to be her only bf actually” and then decided that was a joke better saved for my own post #stranger things #el hopper #byler #<- give me attention

[redysetdare]

I'm telling you all right now: DO NOT REBLOG HATEFUL POSTS. DO NOT REPOST HATEFUL POSTS. DO NOT SPREAD THEM TO MORE OF THE PEOPLE THEY ARE TRYING TO HURT.

How about instead of trying to "own the haters" you try to make a new supportive post for people to view instead. Don't tack support onto hate. Don't help the spread of hateful messages. Ignore them. Block them. Move on. Spread something better.

The fact is they want people made they want you to reply and spread their message because that's the point. People say hateful shit to get a rise out of the people they are hurting. Do not let them do that to you and don't let them do that to the rest of us.

You see an asshole posting? Block them. Block them. BLOCK THEM.

#text #i saw someone repost an aphobic post of someone i had blocked #in order to try and own them and its like....you just put the aphobia i had blocked back on my dash #like YOU are not helping by doing this #aro #ace #aromantic #asexual #aroace #adding these tags becuz of the recent discourse happening

[t4t-dazai]

i think im hilarious

#bsd spoilers #bungo stray dogs dazai #bsd fanart #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bungo stray dogs #neo's art #id in alt text #dazai osamu #bsd dazai #bsd memes #sketch #it was a 20 minutes sketch bc i saw the original picture and had an epiphany. and i needed to finish that shit as fast as possible #he's my babygirl #also ibispaint got new effects & i wanted to try them out :3 #digital art #also the chapter w him being shot is the last one i read. im manga only so if something else happened since that chapter im not aware </3 #i mean i probably would see it all over my dash bc i follow dazai's tag on tumblr and my cool singular mutual would post about it #ten thousands times lmao #(as it should)

[snarkspawn]

night is for lovers

#kinnporsche #kenbig #kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche fanart #big kinnporsche #ken kinnporsche #nodt nutthasid #perth nakhun #bl tag #userpharawee #aaand fade to black #I saw a blueming gifset on my dash and was inspired lol

[mlpoutofcontext]

#this is how they name all ponies #Applejack was born on an apple farm obviously #Twilight was born in the evening and the stars were shining #Pinkie Pie was pink #when Fluttershy was born #her parents saw some butterflies #(that don't fly as high as their cloud home) #and she was also shy even as a baby #Rainbow Dash's parents saw a rainbow #and were communicating in morse code #Rarity is an intangible concept I got nothing for that #Letter to celestia in the tags #mlp #my little pony #mlp fim #my little pony friendship is magic #season 6 #The Times They Are A Changeling #Thorax #Spike

[badolmen]

Saw a post making fun of Asexuals in the year of our Good Vibes 2022 so a reminder:

The A stands for the Asexual community and spectrum (it also represents the Aromantic and Agender communities but I’m Asexual so I’ll be talking about that specifically in this post)

Celibacy is a choice to abstain from sex. Asexuality is a sexuality defined by a lack of sexual attraction to anyone, not by the choice to abstain from sex.

Every asexual person has different feelings on sex (an activity, not an attraction) - some are sex repulsed, some are sex neutral, and some are sex favorable. A physically pleasurable experience is not equal to an attraction to parties involved.

The Asexual community has been around since the dawn of the Queer liberation movement, and Asexual individuals have always existed.

Aphobia is real and has done tangible harm to Asexual people. Listen to and learn from their experiences.

If you make fun of Asexuals and their community jokes (dragons/cakes/cards) you are Aphobic. If you’re Asexual and you make fun of these aspects of your own community or consider them ‘cringe’ you have internalized Aphobia.

Sometimes teenagers and young people will identify as Asexual and change their label later in life. This does not mean that all young people who identify as Asexual will change their minds, nor does it mean that all people who identify as Asexual are young.

Seriously what do you people have against the dragons and cake jokes those are classic and hilarious please deconstruct why you have so much rage for harmless jokes that’s not a healthy response to silliness.

Anyways reblog this post if you’re Asexual, support Asexuals, or really want a dragon.

#edir:​that last point is not at other aces it’s at the aphobic post I saw #please don’t tag this as ace discourse it stresses me out those were dark times. we’re here to celebrate aces on this post <3 #yes I know it’s supposed to be sex favorable not positive I corrected the post hours after I made it. not my fault popular blog reblogged #the version w the typo #stop being weird and aggressive towards me in your tags I’m sorry my poorly worded 5 AM rage post got reblogged to your dash ig #ra speaks #asexual #asexuality #queer #lgbt #violence killing maiming biting etc. #i did not watch people who would evolve into modern t*rfs and g*nder critical blogs harass and suicide bait hundreds of blogs off this site #just to see it happen again #i am buff as hell I’ll kneecap you if I meet you irl #edit: #please be gentle in the notes I have the emotional constitution of a dog in an ASPCA commercial and also I don’t read tone well

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DAVE: im not against vaping but man vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move

DAVE: this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed he was ruining haircuts

DAVE: just jumpstarting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles it was chaos

DAVE: it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life

#source: @danielkanhai #i saw the original post on my dash and someone very helpfully tagged it as dave strider #i knew what i had to do. #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #dave strider

[helloladder]

hey... can you guys stop drawing valerie so thin? like so thin she's unrecognizable? i know most of the phandom nowadays hasnt seen the show in a very long time, if at all, but i wonder if you all even remember what she looks like in canon?

this girl has a tummy. she's not stick thin like every other female character. and she's pretty consistently drawn like that when she's not in her suit.

which brings me to another point-- yes her entire silhouette changes when she puts on the suit. that was a terrible choice made by the original show. but we're better than the show, aren't we?

#ronnie rambles #danny phantom #valerie gray #this post brought to you by a piece of fan art of valerie that i saw on my dash #i didnt know it was valerie until i saw the tags #she was so thin #among other things but i dont think i have enough experience to talk on those

[littlebigmouse]

People calling the leverage ot3 "beer and pretzels" - I see you, but I need you to understand you're one more word association away from calling the ship "Oktoberfest" and I cannot

#leverage #leverage: redemption #leverage ot3 #this is meant in good fun #i just saw the “beer and pretzels” tag on my dash and did a severe double take

[pocketramblr]

It's all my fault

#i am so glad i got to the endgame unspoiled that was crazy good #but kabru just immediately flopping over and going 'ah this is all my fault' was the funniest thing #only to become the second funniest thing when Mithrun just immediately got up and went to punch him about it shfhgjgh #still i kinda wish kabru had more than a single panel interaction with this #but the fact that his arm was grabbed (he normally is the one grabbing) and the eyes stayed close (even though they could have looked human) #i dunno just fun #.... also #kabru: why won't you open your eyes #wl!laios: oh I'm about to! (rips apart the sky) they're open now! #anyway silliness aside #it's fun to draw with those textures #my art #alt text #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon spoilers #dm spoilers #i don't. i don't know how to tag spoilers #i wasn't blocking any #i was just lucky that of all the fun content i saw on my dash before i started reading it none of it gave away this #i hope the rest of y'all are so lucky fhgjgjgh

[jammer-jumpscare]

so bECAUSE OF THE UPDATE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID DASH TAG AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT UPDATED??!?” AND THEN HE READ THE PATCH NOTES ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT WILDWORKS UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD

#jamblr #dash tag #wildworks #animal jam #WHY they updated this game after 6 years i have no idea . welcome back dash tag!! #if you saw me post this on the discord no you didn't..... let me take full advantage of my jokes ok? please #copypasta #i guess?

[the-kipsabian]

#kip sabian #aew #all elite wrestling #aewedit #wrestlingedit #wrestling #night gifs #i saw pictures of this match and realized i never actually did anything with it back in the day #so here they are. only like. 17 months late LMAO #im gonna put cringe fail box husband on the dash and youre gonna look at him 💜 #my beloved #kip in a box #flashing // #(rp blogs dont reblog; saving and other personal use with tag credits is fine)

[demadogs]

my jobs getting in the way of blogging and reading fan fiction. i should quit.

#on a real note this is actually a really good job for me and im happier #if you saw that post about me being suicidal i was just being a dramatic pmsing little bitch im literally fine #i do wish i had more time to make gifs and read the fic im beta reading tho #i also need to get better at running a queue omg i suck at queuing #honestly most my dash is photography not shows so i gotta stalk some source blogs if i wanna get a good consistant queue going #im gonna tag byler for funzies #byler #i havent checked that tag in so long… how are you bitches

[karamazovanon]

(im sorry)

#i saw a few variants of this on my dash and thought it was fucking hilarious #what the fuck do i even tag this with. #im not putting this in main tags. #anonpoll #<- new tag maybe #also MINORS DONT BE WEIRD ON THIS POST PLS #also afaik i didnt include any characters under 18. if any of them are lmk and ill remake the poll lol