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masterrainb0w · 4 months

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Easiest way to get Lark out of the final battle honestly

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delphi-dreamin · 1 year

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I FUCKIN. DID IT!!!!!

#obey me #obey me beelzebub #obey me beel #obey me belphie #obey me belphegor #I CAN DO MATH #IT'S OVER FOR YOU BITCHES #the oracle speaks

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sekallman · 2 years

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Okay so recently I’ve been watching shows from the early 2000s and the queercoding is so fucking high. For example, I recently watched Malcolm in the Middle. I mainly talking about Malcolms older brother Reese. The dude married a man at one point and he also brought up that it was cool to have two dads cause some kid had two dads. Oh he also almost married a girl too. Dude’s a bicon or somethin’. I could definitely be overanalyzing and overthinking this, but it’s just a thought. As an aroace I need other peeps’ thoughts because I’m just goin’ off of what I saw in the show.

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katsukissy · 2 years

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i hate u science i hate u stem i hate u math i hate u anything remotely associated with numbers

#i can do math #and i can do it well #but it is painstaking and illness causing.

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sir-sumair · 1 year

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I really wanted to see how much taller than me Vash is so here's a rough height estimate this is probably me at my tallest and Vash at his estimated shortest, he was about 7 inches taller than me give or take, but here ya go Tumblr here's my cutesy art :)

Also the song is literally the song I play when I wanna think of the show :)

#fictional men #ive made it as a person #i can do math #artists on tumblr #vash the stampede #vash fanart #:) hi #Spotify

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imhereformr · 2 years

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I hope you get well soon, Alex. Writing the fic you wrote must have been so hard, because it's already hard translating it and I have my work cut out for me. (I hope you still remember you gave me permission to do this, I just don't have an account). Good luck with changing jobs and take your time with the writing, if I'm not wrong, we'll all wait for you.

Thank you!

If I understood anything other than English or French, I'd be super curious to read your translation, but I've tried reading through translators and it is painfulllll.

I started the new job, it's a Monday to Friday so I finally have weekends free. It's a longer commute though, so maybe I'll write on the bus and metro 🤷🏻‍♀️

Also! My new job is 5 minutes from Chinatown which makes me very happy because I have opinions about dumplings outside of Chinatown. They're never as good for starters but that's neither here nor there. The main issue is that they sell them in packs of 14! (All the same type too so there's no variety) and they're like $18/19. In Chinatown, 6 for like $7. So much more reasonable.

#yeah but 14 for 18$ is a better deal #and nobody be like #cause I know it is #i can do math #i just cant finish 14 dumplings because i have the appetite of a small bird #sorry about that tangent

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adinafay · 3 months

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The fact that two-thirds of 1/2 cup flour is 1/3 cup flour should not be breaking my brain right now.

#I can do math #I passed college calculus with a B+ at 16 #I comprehend most simple theorems #On an objective level tho #it feels wrong that one-half of 2/3C is equal to two-thirds 1/2C #Why is sizing this recipe down breaking me #is it because this is for my breakfast?#Will it all make sense after I eat?#cooking #baking #measurements #food

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master-of-47-dudes · 1 year

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I'd like to issue a correction:

I claimed that 163 is dead center of the year and thus my birthday, 163rd on the list of 2022 birthdays, is the most neutral.

I have now realized that it is 183 that is dead center of 365. My birthday is NOT the most neutral of birthdays.

#i can do math #i swear

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inkskinned · 10 months

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you were raised in comparison.

it wasn't always obvious (well. except for the times that it was), but you internalized it young. you had to eat what you didn't like, other people are going hungry, and you should be grateful. you had to suck it up and walk on the twisted ankle, it wasn't broken, you were just being a baby. you were never actually suffering, people obviously had it worse than you did.

you had a roof over your head - imagine! with the way you behaved, with how you talked back to your parents? you're lucky they didn't kick you out on your ass. they had friends who had to deal with that. hell, you have friends who had to deal with that. and how dare you imply your father isn't there for you - just because he doesn't ever actually talk to you and just because he's completely emotionally checked out of your life doesn't mean you're not fucking lucky. think about your cousins, who don't even get to speak to their dad. so what if yours has a mean streak; is aggressive and rude. at least you have a father to be rude to you.

you really think you're hurting? you were raised in a home! you had access to clean water! you never so much as came close to experiencing a real problem. sure, okay. you have this "mental illness" thing, but teenagers are always depressed, right. it's a phase, you'll move on with your life.

what do you mean you feel burnt out at work. what do you mean you mean you never "formed healthy coping mechanisms?" we raised you better than that. you were supposed to just shoulder through things. to hold yourself to high expectations. "burning out" is for people with real jobs and real stress. burnout is for people who have sick kids and people who have high-paying jobs and people who are actually experiencing something difficult. recently you almost cried because you couldn't find your fucking car keys. you just have lost your sense of gratitude, and honestly, we're kind of hurt. we tell you we love you, isn't that enough? if you want us to stick around, you need to be better about proving it. you need to shut up about how your mental health is ruined.

it could be worse! what if you were actually experiencing executive dysfunction. if you were really actually sick, would you even be able to look at things on the internet about it? you just spend too much time on webMD. you just like to freak yourself out and feel like you belong to something. you just like playing the victim. this is always how you have been - you've always been so fucking dramatic. you have no idea how good you have it - you're too fucking sensitive.

you were like, maybe too good of a kid. unwilling to make a real fuss. and the whole time - the little points, the little validations - they went unnoticed. it isn't that you were looking for love, specifically - more like you'd just wanted any one person to actually listen. that was all you'd really need. you just needed to be witnessed. it wasn't that you couldn't withstand the burden, but you did want to know that anyone was watching. these days, you are so accustomed to the idea of comparison - you don't even think you belong in your own communities. someone always fits better than you do. you're always the outlier. they made these places safe, and then you go in, and you are just not... quite the same way that would actually-fit.

you watch the little white ocean of your numbness lap at your ankles. the tide has been coming in for a while, you need to do something about it. what you want to do is take a nap. what you want to do is develop some kind of time machine - it's not like you want your life to stop, not completely, but it would really nice if you could just get everything to freeze, just for a little while, just until you're finished resting. but at least you're not the worst you've been. at least you have anything. you're so fucking lucky. do you have any concept of the amount of global suffering?

a little ant dies at the side of your kitchen sink. you look at its strange chitinous body and think - if you could just somehow convince yourself it is enough, it will finally be enough and you can be happy. no changes will have to be made. you just need to remember what you could lose. what is still precious to you.

you can't stop staring at the ant. you could be an ant instead of a person, that is how lucky you are. it's just - you didn't know the name of the ant, did you. it's just - ants spend their whole life working, and never complain. never pull the car over to weep.

it's just - when it died, it curled up into a tight little ball.

something kind of uncomfortable: you do that when you sleep.

#writeblr #warm up #my dad was actively doing bad shit to us and we STILL were told we were lucky . and to a point i do think im lucky #i just think also there's somethin to be said about like. how about we stop using comparison to dismiss ppls individual struggles #yes there are people who have no perspective. for the reference tho having perspective actually made me really unwilling to get help #for what was a serious and debilitating mental health issue. bc i thought i didnt DESERVE IT #and i would rather have 600 ppl who aren't THAT bad get help and get heard and get seen #than make any 1 kid. do the math that i did: look at the world that is dying and the people who are hurting and say #''oh. okay. others have it worse. they are probably better people than i am. i am being unreasonable. i cannot ask for help #i am not good. i am taking too much space. i am not worth saving.''#bc our WHOLE lives we are taught a scarcity mindset - that you can 'steal' from someone. so that instead of changing a system that doesn't #actually offer fair support to everyone #we put the impetus on the individual to just... demand less.#and here's something - there are probably ppl who think i DIDNT deserve to get help #bc i DID have it better than other people #and something about that is ... so sickening. bc i think all of us in some way at some point WILL need help.#we were supposed to make communities. we were supposed to offer our hands. we were supposed to raise the barn #instead we said: it could be worse. now handle it yourself

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chaoscroissant3 · 7 months

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when you realize her master is THE anakin skywalker

#ALLIANCES STANS WON #you can literally see him doing the math like ‘oh shit i remember this guy’#reposting from my twitter #thrawn #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #ahsoka series #thrawn alliances

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itbemoonchild · 6 months

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God I love watching people trying to do math

#listen I’m a gay who can do math #it’s my one contribution #I found this soooo funny #literally rewatched it like 50 times #and I haven’t seen anyone else upload it so here #gays trying to do math #dan and phil #dan howell #phil lester #dapg #dan and phil games #amazingphil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #phan

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month

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Daddy, don't go.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #jiang fengmian #Scenes that are tragic but still made me laugh: JFM wrapping the boys *right back up* after finding out it was YZY who tied them up.#I know he did it because he understands the severity of what's going on in lotus pier & the need to protect his children.#But it also comes off as 'Oh your mother said so? Yeah I'm not overruling her. Listen to your mother kids. I gotta go.'#You guys ever think about how the last time Jiang Cheng saw his parents alive it was them both pushing him away one last time?#I do!!! I sure do!!! Now you can too! Welcome to my sad little club. The refreshments are all saltwater.#And the subtle difference in who the parting is intended for. YZY meant to leave WWX with JC as a protector. JFM wants them both safe.#The reveal that Zidian responds to JFM aches so badly.#The fact the weapon she literally lashes out with also reveals her heart is so poetic.#I sure hope they can reconcile their feelings. I hope it all works out.#This is the last of the math boat jokes. Back to labeling the boats properly after this.

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puppetmaster13u · 4 months

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Prompt 168

So. Apparently halfas are like phoenixes or something, which Danny would’ve really liked to know.

See, usually with ghosts if they’re forced to retreat to their cores they reform as was, but apparently, since they’re still partially living, schrodinger's people and all that, halfas have to regrow their body from scratch. At least that’s what he’s understanding from Frostbite.

But how come he has to deal with it? It’s Dan’s fault for trying to pull such a stunt! Oh, it’s either him or Vlad? Well fuck, he might have calmed down and is going to therapy in both the living realm and the Zone, but he’s waaay not equipped to raise a child except for like, monetarily wise.

Well dammit, how long will this core incubation thing last, he has his new job in… let him check which offer he accepted again… He has his new job in Coast City that he needs to finish packing for and then all the rest of the stuff to do.

What do you mean it’ll take months?! He doesn’t have months?! Urgh, fine. At least being a mortician isn’t that exciting, nor dangerous. Just hand him Dan’s core and he’ll figure things out for the living side of things. He’s sure Tucker and Sam wouldn’t be against helping, if only to try and claim favorite aunt or uncle spots.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Coast City is where Hal Jordan lives hilarious enough #I just chose a random city but honestly a green lantern city is hilariously on brand for where Danny would choose to move #He’s just a cheerful space core dude who is glaring down several ghosts & helping others move on while he’s working #He’s also slightly uncanny valley to people outside of Amity & doesn’t realize it #He runs into a reporter Wes at some point & okay the fact he looks like the lady doing math meme when seeing Dan?#Utterly hilarious #Danny holding a newborn with matching slightly pointy ears and claws :)#Wes who is *pretty sure* Danny is cis but is second guessing everything now:#Danny is going to do his best to avoid any hero BS #He’s trying to do his JOB #Who cares if he brings his baby to work he needs to eat and he isn’t going to hire a babysitter #Bby Jordan tried to set the house on fire during his last tantrum do you THINK anyone else can deal with him? That’s what he thought now ou #Ellie visits as well & straight up melts out of the wall sometimes like a horror movie #She has weaponized her goo powers and is also excited to show her dad her new gravity ones #Space Core Danny + Fire Core Vlad = Sun Core Dan #Ellie has a Moon core (something something phases of the moon & travelling across the night sky)#Danny is encountering so many rogues and heroes and just doesn’t acknowledge it because he has a literal BABY who can destroy the entire JL #He’s very tired and would like a nap now

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peachebo · 4 months

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they named him eggs benedict

do not repost

#cat #ennard #michael afton #fnaf sister location #happyending!au #my work #im doing anything but not math #it is so funny that i am making some stuff in fucking microsoft whiteboard #bc i can

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insertdragonpun · 2 years

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It's June so you better bet that I made my math final notes look like a Unicorn vomited on them.

I can barely see the yellow but oh well

#lgbt #happy pride y'all #happy pride 🌈#pride #math #i have a decent relationship with my dad #i can do math #AND i can drive #i am what the christians call a threat to humanity

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buttercups-song · 6 months

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Ok but after their reunion Loki tells Mobius that he spent centuries learning physics, engineering etc. and Mobius is like oh thank fuck now you can help my sons with their middle school homework

#can mobius do math? now he doesn’t have to #I don’t know what middle school is I’m european #Loki #Loki spoilers #lokius #i’m coping

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