#I don’t know why lol

[stuckinapril]

friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me

#It’s just so different #even though it’s public it still feels secret and safe. i feel comfy sharing a lot more on here than I do in my actual day to day life lol #in my head I’m also just speaking to myself 90% of the time which helps #if a friend off tumblr saw my thoughts I’d feel so weird ab it #esp bc they might get the vagueposting about certain situations and tell mutual friends #no thank u. this is for me. I’m not about to start censoring my thoughts bc someone I know knows my tumblr #u guys literally saw me have LIVE BREAKDOWNS #meanwhile I’ll have the worst fucking day in history and tell no one about it. I’m already cripplingly private but way more so in real life #this is basically a low stress journaling outlet for me. it’s so important for me to maintain the separation #like this is actually my diary & has been so handy for letting out emotions / articulating thoughts / staying on track !! #& I’ve met so many kind people on here who actually get me. which is so hard to find irl bc I’m surrounded by pre-med gunners/overachievers #who are by standard not very good w emotion & can be competitive/judgmental. or at least it’s hard for me to be vulnerable in front of them #and I’m part of that crowd so I reserve my emotions only to a handful of very close friends #it’s nice to hop on here and express negative emotions!! or positive emotions!! just whatever I want and it’s low stress and people get me #I don’t have to worry about judgment or competitiveness etc etc #like everyone on here is so kind & nice & understanding. & just a breath of fresh air from the types I run w. it’s just nice to have this #so idk that’s why I think I’ll always be strict about keeping the worlds separate. it just works #p

[unoreversecowgirl]

ryan gosling was not picked as ken because he looks like ken, obvi lol. gosling was picked because of vibes, personality and what he represents: “all american”, conventionally attractive, generic but handsome, golden retriever, himbo. he’s not ken, he’s Ken-esque.

edit: and i like the casting :)

#I KNOW HES CANADIAN LOL #chillllll #i’m not saying you have to like the casting!!! #it’s totally fine if you don’t #but thats why he was cast #i’m p sure #i like it him tho #barbie #barbie 2023 #barbie and ken #ken #barbie movie #barbie meme #barbie mattel #mattel #ryan gosling #margot robbie #:)

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#i don’t know why this made me giggle so hard #silly #twitter #meme #memes #tweets #tweet #funny #lol #humor

[noodles-and-tea]

The way you draw John and Sherlock is so skrunkly and !!!

I love it jdhdjhds 🩷🩷🩷

The skrunklesssss!!

#ah thank you!! #I know I’ve said it but I’m genuinely so #happy people are enjoying my #Sherlock stuff!! #don’t know why that was separated into three tags lol #I know I’m late but I am obsessed lol #my art #sherlock holmes #john watson #johnlock #ask

[codgod-moved]

sqiblings

#.jpg #qsmp #this isn’t worth tagging properly lol #still don’t know how tall mike is btw. i made him slightly taller than charlie tho because why not #ALTHOUGH charlie would be the younger brother so maybe it’d be funnier if mike was shorter #sorry i just think charlie and mike being brother is so funny. they’ve met literally twice #brothers* #and i’m pretty sure most words they’ve said to each other have just been about how similar they look #anyways i sleep now #my room is full of cats help

[puhpandas]

hi. beckory and fronnie parallel

#i think tony would look up to bonnie and ask him for guidance if they were able to have a relationship #not fatherly or familial like gregory and freddy but just. idk #mentor doesn’t sound right #but you get the idea #and i think he’d keep asking about fronnie and bonnie just knows exactly why tony notices them #because he sees himself with gregory in them #drawing tag #beckory #gregory #tony #freddy #bonnie #tony and bonnie #goddd gregory’s side profile is hard to get right #gregtony #this is like a scenario where gregory has his bond with freddy and it’s post everything btw #don’t know how bonnie would be back and this would work #like i guess ruin wouldn’t happen and the pizzaplex would just be okay #and bonnie would be back #whatever lol

[pizzaqueen]

A snippet from a future fic I'll probably never write, where Steve is a widower with two teenage kids, and he and Eddie randomly meet up, rekindling their old flame. This is when they've been together a while:

“Thank you,” Steve says, coming up behind Eddie at the bathroom sink.

Eddie pauses, catching Steve's eye in the mirror. “What for?” he asks, mouth foamy with toothpaste.

Steve slips his hands along Eddie's hips, hooks his chin over Eddie's shoulder. “For loving my kids.”

“You don't—” Toothpaste dribbles down Eddie's chin and he stoops to spit what's left in his mouth into the sink, gathering his hair to one side. He rinses his mouth out, wipes his face with a towel, then turns to Steve. “You don't have to thank me for that. Of course I love them.”

“Not everyone I've dated has.”

“They're idiots.” Eddie grabs the hem of Steve's shirt, pulling him close. “I mean, first of all, they're part of you, and I don't think I could love you and not love them. But...” He trails off, a small smile tilting his lips. “They're amazing kids.”

Pride swells in Steve's chest; he slides his arms around Eddie's waist and says, “They are.”

“And I'm pretty damn honored I get to be part of their lives,” Eddie says, “so thank you,” and he butts his head gently against Steve's.

Steve huffs and slides his hands up Eddie's back, pulling him into a tight embrace. “I love you.” He presses a kiss to Eddie's neck.

“I love you too.”

“And they both love you as well.”

Eddie lets out a shuddering breath. Steve knows how nervous Eddie was, when they started dating, that he wouldn't be welcomed, but it's almost like he's always been part of their family now. “Good to know,"”Eddie says.

Steve holds Eddie a little tighter. All those years ago, back in Hawkins, when they ended things, Steve thought he'd never see Eddie again. But here they are, together—a family—and Steve's never letting him go this time.

#Steddie #Steve x eddie #Steddie fic #Steddie fanfic #this is soooooo sappy I’m sorry 😫 #anyway I don’t have names for Steve’s kids yet lol #but his son is bi too #his daughter is more like him otherwise though #also Steve takes a while to accept his sexuality so he’s only just come out to his kids because I like stories like that #even though I know some ppl in this fandom have found them offensive?? #but yeah when he comes out his son gets upset because he then feels like he can’t come out without it being weird haha #and Steve is like what??? no??? when he eventually tells him #(I watched a lot of soap operas growing up :P sometimes it comes out in my writing lol) #that’s why I’ll probably never write this fic but it’s fun to dabble in the verse #pizzaqueenfic #pizzaqueenwrites #tsofverse

[saltedbiscuiit]

SKK things

#bungou stray dogs #bsd Dazai #bsd Chuuya #soukoku #SKK #bsd art #skk fanart #Dazai would be hypocritical #I don’t even know why I drew this lol #the random shit I draw lol #any excuse to draw Dazai and Chuuya oops #bsd crack? #I’m not near my computer;; I hope the colors are okay

[novicedraws]

Edit :

Mom this isn’t a phase, it’s a life style!

#I kept cackling to myself #I don’t know who this guy is ! #the deadly alliance arc was never my fave so maybe that’s why #art #my art #doodles #mortal kombat #mortal kombat 1 #fanart #mavado #mavado mk1 #Spotify #I edited caption to something better LOL

[emry-stars-art]

All right since we got to hold jellyNeil: as long as you promise to keep him moving you can hold a baby shark of your choice in the nursery too

Find the mer au masterpost here 💕

#swim around #spin him in nice little circles #put him on your chest and swim around on your back #just get comfy becases these boys are Sleepy #I don’t know why I only ever draw them sleeping as babies lol #they get up to mischief #is. is that how that’s spelled #whatever #enjoy #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #aaron minyard #sharkdrew au #mer au #sharkdrew

[tilebytiles]

maybe i’m just being dramatic. but there’s genuinely something so weird to me about every interview having at least one person accusing alex of being coked out of his mind. is it so impossible to imagine that maybe someone big in the spotlight is just socially awkward and shy and doesn’t do well speaking. especially when he’s said he’s better at expressing himself through writing than talking. is it because he’s a “rockstar” that he has to be abusing drugs and dealing with a terrible addiction. why can’t he just be weird. idk. it’s even more discouraging when you’re like me and you act like he does and there’s a whole flock of people online saying he can’t POSSIBLY normally be like that and it has to be the drugs talking

#alex turner #arctic monkeys #am #the last shadow puppets #tlsp #it bothers me constantly #it’s why i don’t even check the comments on interviews anymore lol i know i’m just gonna get annoyed

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

not sure if you've done this one before but how would the vanilla + SVE bachelors react to the farmer giving them a shirt (or any top article of clothing) with one of those boob windows? What if the farmer pleads them with puppy eyes in hopes of convincing them to put it on?

🌚

No, I definitely didn’t write a headcanon about this topic. And today we will fix it~ (thanks for the ask, dear anon!🫰💕)

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SDV/SVE bachelors react to their Farmer spouse who gives them clothes with a "boob window":

Alex thought at first that that line on the T-shirt was a damage, but when Farmer explained to the athlete that this was the way it should be, he hesitated for a couple of seconds, and put the T-shirt on. Though Alex blushed a little at Farmer's stare, he realised that he looked pretty good in it and started to look at himself in the mirror. "Hey honey, you know what's better than this 'titty' t-shirt? No t-shirt!". He took off his t-shirt and with a smug smile began to flex in front of his spouse. Farmer should give him credit: it's impossible to disagree with such a valid argument.

"Nice try, dear, but still no." Sebastian sat on the couch with his laptop while his dearest spouse ran around him and begged him to at least try on a t-shirt with an oval cut on the chest. Neither the sad eyes nor the bribe-laden entreaties worked on the emo, who seemed to be amused by Farmer's futile attempts to convince him. "Yeah we'd sooner have an obsidian portal on our farm than I'd wear this." Bad mistake. Because a few hours later there was a huge obsidian archway on the farm (the portal is working, btw) and the Farmer was standing nearby, triumphantly handing a flushed Sebby a t-shirt.

"Honey, don't you think that's a bit much?" Elliott is a fan of unbuttoning his collar and being in dramatic poses when he's writing another masterpiece or posing for a drawing. But here, he'll probably draw the line. No, not to say he hates it at all, this sweater with the... hmm, rather unusual cut, but Elliott's used to his style of dress, and this doesn't fit his image in any way. Even Farmer's tearful pleas won't make him change his mind (though Elliott must admit, he almost gives in, because Farmer knows how to make professional puppy-dog eyes).

"Ah, fuck it. Give it to me." Shane, as it turned out, wasn't hard to convince. His only stipulation, though, was that he would only wear that "boob window" shirt ("Heh, what a fucking name...") at home on the farm. Because even if the chicken man himself doesn't give a shit about most people's opinions and dresses as he pleases, he still doesn't want Jas and Marnie to catch him wearing that t-shirt. It would be... awkward, to say at least. This cloth is comfortable tho, plus his size. "Heh, boob window. Enjoying the view?" Farmer is definitely enjoing the view.

Huh... Sam had tried all sorts of extravagant clothes in an effort to find his unique style in the past, but this was new even to him. He certainly wore that t-shirt with the cutout on the chest, purely out of curiosity. It's cool, but... not his style. The young guitarist had thought about unusual clothes for his music band, but a side boob shirt cut was more his style than this. Sorry Farmer- hey, c'mon, don't give him this sad look! They know it's hard for Sam to say no to them with those sad eyes... Ok, but he won't wear this to a family dinner, deal?

If the Farmer wanted Harvey to stand flushed for a minute, congratulations - they've achieved their goal! With all due respect to his spouse, the local doctor is not too keen on wearing a sweater with such a cut. But interestingly enough, he has asked them not to put these clothes far away, as the resourceful doctor has found a use for it. If Farmer insists on staying late in the Mines, Harvey just needs to drop his selfies of himself (still flushed) wearing this sweater. Farmer teleports home at lightning speed and almost kicks in the front door. Works every time!

"Please!" "No." "Please!" "No." Farmer had been following Magnus around like a duckling following its mother for about fifteen minutes now, hoping to change their stubborn husband's mind and at least try on that sweater with the big line on the chest. Attempts, so far, had been unsuccessful. "Please!" "No." Magnus is quite happy with his magical uniform, which gives him charm and mystery vibe. Especially since he doesn't want any of his colleagues to catch him with that sweater. So wizard has to say no to his beloved spouse. Although they are stubborn. "Please!" "No."

"My dear, is this your way of trying to hint to me that I should unbutton my shirt more often?" Lance smiled slyly at Farmer, and the blush on their cheeks made it immediately clear to the gallant adventurer that he had hit right on target. That clothes with a cut-out on the chest, if the truth be told, is not to his taste. Especially since Lance doesn't see the point of it at all, if he and his spouse can find alternatives. All Lance has to do is simply undo the gilded buttons of his snow-white shirt, spread the collar a little for... *chuckle* a better view for a Farmer, and that's it. The effect will be the same.

Victor had a heap of doubts, but it was hard to resist Farmer's puppy-dog eyes, so, to Farmer's glee, he put on the T-shirt they handed him with.... "Boob window"? Is that what it's called? What a name..." The size is certainly his, and the fabric is of good quality, but... He feels a little bit uncomfortable. And Yoba forbid his mother catches him like this, otherwise it would take a long time to explain everything. Victor could have just unbuttoned his shirt. Or... or no shirt at all, if Farmer wanted to hint to him that they'd like to have fun tonight...

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley expanded #sve #sve lance #sve magnus #sdv wizard #sdv rasmodius #sve victor #sdv shane #sdv sam #sdv harvey #sdv elliott #sdv alex #sdv sebastian #thanks for the ask! #sdv headcanons #sve headcanon #don’t know why I inserted a portal from Minecraft into Sebastian’s story. but why not lol

[kiwisandpearls]

i hate when people acknowledge that it’s ok to make messed up fiction only to follow that up by saying that you should keep it private instead of posting it on the internet.

Like it just doesn’t make sense to me. Messed up fiction is allowed to exist publicly on the internet. Just because you personally think it’s immoral doesn’t mean anything.

if it’s triggering then I’m sorry but any work of fiction can be triggering can be triggering to anyone, even the fiction you personally like.

You’re always going to find fiction you personally don’t like on the internet. It’s not creators jobs to keep that fiction private just because you personally think negatively of it. It is your job however, to curate your experience. Block tags, block people, scroll away. I promise you that will be so much better (and helpful) for you than telling people that they should keep certain types of fictional content private lol.

#talk away ⌞🍵🍋 ⌝ #proship safe #proship #profic #profiction #proship please interact #proshippers please interact #pro fiction #profic safe #…why was this in the madok@ magic@ tag..? #sorry about that lol #i genuinely don’t know how it got there

[lizardinkart]

The further I get into Ward the more insane I feel logging onto wormblr and seeing the absolute ravine between Amy: Worm/Ward character, and Amy: Wormblr’s Little Skrunkly. Not for any particular reason, but having to hold my beloved cringefail problematic lesbian AND the deeply unnerving impact Ward Amy is having on me at the same time is about to hospitalize me with whiplash

For example, I finished 19.3 last night (with THAT scene), opened tumblr to Not Think About That for a minute, I forgot I follow Top Tier Amy Enjoyers, and this was about my emotional experience:

(Also because I went looking for it today to not vaguepost, the post I was trying to remember was a @cpericardium amy sketch, that doodle affected me spiritually and also shot me in the face /lh)

#specifically it was the one henghost ask reply from yesterday and I don’t know why THAT was the one that just got me so hard lol #but I’m better now we’re all good I love you amyposters of wormblr #worm spoilers #ward spoilers #amy dallon #amyposting #parahumans #lizard’s ward thoughts #ward web serial #panacea #wardblr

[alloutshirt]

harry on a boat………….

………… with gemma

#and that’s on trauma #but also why are we seeing him i don’t wanna see him #jk i know exactly why we’re getting pics now lol #hope the spouses had a good 28 #x

[carino-carlos]

#it’s the 50th anniversary of Waterloo by Abba so I had to do this #charlos #Carlos Sainz #Charles Leclerc #this is an insta story #I have to re-learn GIMP so give me time #waterloo #f1 #abba #home cake #also I don’t know why the final images are mirror images but it’s too late now #waterloo 50th anniversary #also this is not about RIVALRY it’s about Charlos friendship #I should clarify that lol