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derangedsilly · 8 months
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My immediate thought to seeing this picture
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fungicidecarhorn64ad · 9 months
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I don't get conservatives I'd love for a transgirl to shove her agenda down my throat
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homo-beehive · 4 months
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“why do you assume this character is autistic” because i am autistic. haven’t you heard, any character an autistic person likes gets hit with the Autism Beam
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abbabunn · 3 months
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I'M SORRY BUT I HAD TO😭
Just thought it would be funny to draw exact opposite to the original lyrics
Inspired by this song if you wonder: Elvis Presley - Devil in disguise
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bettertwin1 · 4 months
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The only reason I have a chasm is cause I have to worry about you bozos 24/7. You just don't get it, Leo. I'm the oldest here. I'm responsible for keeping us safe and making sure we can handle anything that comes our way. Cause If I don't, you could all end up faggots.
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caicie · 3 months
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Tony: "Kid, where's my tequila?"
Peter: "Uh. I don't. I don't know, Mr Stark."
Tony: "…okay, I really didn't think I'd have to be the one to have this talk with you but I think you need to hear it. Look, kid, I've been where you are. You're trying to be cool, maybe getting mixed up in some things you know aren't right-"
Peter: "THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED."
Tony: "Pete, there's no need to be embarrassed. God knows I'm not in a place to judge you but I want you to have a better life than I did. Making good decisions as a teenager. Maybe. Maybe I should call May. She'd probably be better at this."
Peter: "Don’t call Aunt May! Look I didn't. I didn't drink your tequila, okay?"
Tony: "Oh really? You just took my tequila, didn't drink it and then what? Poured it on- oh my god, Peter tell me you didn't."
Peter: "It was a light stabbing! It works in the movies!"
Tony: "A light stabb- YOU GOT STABBED!?”
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To non-horror fans, the 80% that Saw X has on Rotten Tomatoes probably means it’s mid.
To horror fans/Saw fans, that 80% might as well be the rare 100% Rotten Tomatoes score that appears once in a blue moon.
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agdreamtale · 8 days
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IS THE TALON/ HARBINGER OF DEATH THING REFERENCING REAPER? IDFK
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goobersplat · 1 year
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💜 Give them the love they deserve 💜
Thought of this idea while looking at Ditto plush, I love that they’re such a simple shape but they all look different.
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1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6
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cookthepenguin · 7 months
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fungicidecarhorn64ad · 7 months
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Oh my god Susan taxpayer in real life !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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missy-the-dragon · 2 months
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a fucking terrifying bitch has entered the fucking room
THE ONLY THING I CAN SAY IS THAT MY GIRLFRIEND MADE THESE ACURSED EDITS AND I NEED EVERYONE TO PLEASE LOOK AT THEM I 😭
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Them: Why do you never take off that choker?
Me:
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sweeneydino · 8 months
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Krang Leader and Chrell, trapped in the Prison Dimension.
Why won't he die, the lil fucker just keeps coming back. Surprised he isn't more purple.
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Without lighting.
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Okay, here me out. I'm not shipping it, I just noticed they looked like a bickering couple here, so I just added blush. Cause it looked funny.
Please believe me.
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