For sure, Wills
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Expectations are just premeditated resentments
Katya Zamolodchikova, UNHhhh Ep. 152
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Matt Reeves has the potential to give us the funniest comedic duo with Martinez and Bruce.
Martinez, bored out of his mind, sipping on his Barbie ice coffee: Gun to your head, would you rather kiss Joker or Riddler?
Bruce, who wanted a barbie drink too but was too awkward to order: Gun to my head? Pull the trigger
Martinez: wh E E Z E
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[Soap & Y/N having a conversation about what to do after they die]
Soap : Okay so— I don’t want to be buried.
Y/N, agreed : I’m not gonna spend no money on putting me in a box to just rot in the earth—
Soap : Yeah!
Y/N : —I’m gonna get donated to science! People need to know about this 😌✨
Soap, laughs in Scottish : It’s not gonna be “how did they die?” It’s going to be “how did they lived?”
Y/N, giggling like a child : Yes, exactly!
Soap : “How did they sustain?” 🤔📋🖋
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Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 716
Wanda: “Did you see the little fancy soaps I put in the bathroom!”
Y/N: “They’re so cute! I love that they’re all shaped like pastries!”
Agatha: “The what.”
Wanda: “Oh, I forgot to tell you! I got some decorative pretty soaps for the bathroom, they’re mostly macaron shaped-“
Agatha: “No wonder they tasted so bad, I just thought they were out of date”
Wanda: “YOU ATE THEM?!”
Agatha: “I thought you put snacks in there!”
Wanda: “WHY WOULD I- WHY WOULD YOU-? Y/N, call poison control”
Y/N: “Again?”
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Sometimes it’s a kindness to let something go even when you love it very much.
Katya Balen, October, October
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https://mary-590.mxtkh.fun/ih/WlwxbMr
https://mary-590.mxtkh.fun/ih/WlwxbMr
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Goncharov: Please, It's Christmas.
Katya: It's December 10th!
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Y/N, after a few hours of meeting Miguel for the first time :
Y/N : I can imagine the reaction of wanting to lunge at someday.
Hobie, nods : Yeah?
Y/N : But I don’t know if I——I don’t think I would——I think have the self control to like. . …avoid it.
Hobie, literally saw them drooled at Miguel’s ass earlier :
Hobie : You think that you have self control? 🤨
Y/N, hides face into the pillow :
Hobie : Interesting developments down here, we’re finding out things about ourselves that aren’t even true.
Y/N, just screams into the pillow :
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Reid: So I went to the doctor here. I thought it was going to be allergies. Plot twist, it was not allergies. Turns out… depression!
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