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satorsra · 7 months

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Keys

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notes: day 17 without my glorious king. miss him sm </3

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“I’m sorry again for dropping the hot sauce on your skirt.” Satoru sighs as you two get to your front porch. “I’ll buy you a new one. Promise.” Eyes trailing down from yours down to the small orange stain on your thigh.

The dinner date was fun, so you couldn’t find it in yourself to be mad at him.

You let out a small laugh and hit his arm. “You don’t need to do that, it’ll wash out anyways. No biggie.” You turn around and reach in your purse to take out your keys which seemed to be running away from your hands. You continued to rummage around your purse and look for those damn keys.

“Well yeah I don’t need to but I want to. Not like I’m low on funds either, no where close.” He smirks to himself and runs his hands through his hair, boasting as if his full bank account was news to you. But you feel bad whenever he spends a lot of money on you everytime.

“Hm.” You curtly reply, too busy now unzipping every pocket on your purse for your keys.

He pouts. “Alright, I’ll get you the skirt you’re wearing right now and three more. How’s that sound?” He asks like he’s trying to strike a deal, raising his eyebrows despite your back being towards him.

At this point though, you were starting to panic because you could’ve sworn you put the keys in your purse.

“Satoru, new skirts would be lovely but what good would they be if I’m homeless?” You mutter frustradedly as you turn around to his smirk still plastered on his face.

“And why would you be homeless?” He asks, it sort of ticks you off how nonchalant he is.

“Oh I don’t know, probably because I’ve been desperately trying to find our keys for the past five minutes now?” Your brows furrow together and you’re nervously playing with your hands, even though you’re trying to act like you’re mad.

“Do you have them?” You ask worriedly, not noticing the suspicious way he’s not saying anything.

“No.” His response was fast. Too fast. But you were too scared now to realize.

“What? But I put them in my purse before leaving, I know I did!” Patting yourself down, trying to feel for them in your nonexistent pockets. “What if someone stole them? We’d have to go to the police station…”

He’s watching you intently with a straight face, not sure how long he can keep the facade up. Of course he has them, he took them from you while you guys were still at the restaurant – just for fun. But he’s starting to feel bad now, seeing your bottom lip jut out.

“Ohh, you mean these keys?” He seemingly spawns them from no where, spinning them around on his finger. “Thought you were talking about the mailbox keys or somethin–”

“Gahh, you asshole!” You sigh loudly in relief. “Don’t do that! Gimme those.” You say as you try and grab them from his hand, only for him to raise his hand way above your head. Typical Satoru behaviour.

He smirks down at you. “Let me get you some new skirts and I’ll give ‘em.”

“Tsk, okay! Gosh lemme go inside already, you’re so annoying.” You roll you eyes and try jumping to reach them.

He grabs your waist. “What do we say when we want something~?”

You would’ve made a snarky reply, but his strong arm and close proximity of his body makes you falter.

“Please…”

“There we go!” Tone changing from low and flirty to overly happy in one second. He hands the keys over to you and lets go of your waist.

You exagerratedly snatch them from him and turn to unlock the door, and as you do you add in, “Four new skirts, two dresses, and a new tv. And extra kisses.”

He chuckles. “Yes ma’am.”

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skrbol · 1 month

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Semi-Aquatic Percy Jackson Headcanons

(A lot of these will be random Atlantean culture ideas I made up)

Markings

If you were to ever see Percy shirtless you would see what he wants you to see, the mist is a powerful tool, especially for covering obvious marks. But if you are one of the few to see him without you would see identical columns of burn marks going from his collar bones down to his waist, each small and precise. In Atlantis warriors mark themselves with each battle won, each powerful enemy slain. Percy choose to brand himself with his victories, so that every time he looks at them and remembers the victory he remembers the pain and suffering wrought with it. Percy is a war veteran, and he’ll be damned if he ever lets himself or others romanticize the killing of war and the death of his companions.

Hair

Atlanteans put either a braid or loc in their hair for each year they are alive. The royal family never has, for in their immortality they would run out of space. Percy has never viewed himself as a prince, and he sure as hell isn’t immortal. He had 16 of them when he decided Olympus's fate, and 17 when he walked through the depths of Tartarus. And ever since he got them he’s had his camp beads decorated on them.

Strength

After his third quest Percy became obsessed with getting stronger to mitigate future deaths. It got to the point where he let himself submerge to the bottom of the sea, to the deepest trench, and let himself slowly get crushed by the pressure of the ocean. Pushed into the mud until he grew the strength to stand up, and then he’d let more weight fall onto him. Eventually he was able to stand with the weight of the entire ocean on him. It took him a week of ripping doors off hinges and breaking something with a touch before he got control over his new found strength.

Monster (Inspired by Witch_of_History’s Series)

Poseidon was renown as the Father of Monsters. All his children have the potential to live up to that title, his godly spawn where born with it, sharp teeth, razor claws, and tough scales. It came with being his immortal child, you were born touched by all his domains. But demigod children only gain access to their parents domains as they age or as they need them, and his half mortal children had never been monstrous. But as with all things mythological Percy pushed the envelope. His time in the deepest depths of the sea caused his body to adapt to his environment, the royal family was mostly homogenous with their monstrous traits. Percy was always an outlier to them though, when he finally ascended from the depths he had adapted beyond human. Increased senses of smell, sight, hearing. Able to sense nearby creatures bio-electric signals, capable of echo-location, can see infrared, magneto-reception. His monstrous form is a blue scaled, razor clawed,bi-pedal apex predator of the deep. A scaled merrow-esque person with an extra rows of shark teeth behind their human teeth. Annabeth and Grover have never been more enamored with a demigods powers before, and the Hunters have never had a better hunting companion. Much to Artemis’ chagrin and Thalia’s delight.

Favors

Strong warrior or kings in Atlantis keep rings of their enemies and allies. On one hand will be rings made from the bones or weapons of enemies defeated, on the other are gifts or symbols fealty of debt’s owed to the wearer. Percy has no lack of rings. Titans, Giants, and ancient monsters leave many spoils for souvenirs. It’s his other hand that draws interest however, he liberated Thanatos, spared Hades after defeating him, assisted Persephone in retrieving her illegally made sword. None of these things came free, other demigods typically are sent off with recognition and little else. But Percy is a hardened veteran of undersea battles, defeating creatures older than Olympus and fighting against Oceanus prior to the Battle of Manhattan. They had no choice but to give him tribute for his actions. Hades and Persephone groaned about it, Thanatos gladly gave it up, and yet having a box filled with rings of allyship, fealty, and loyalty he’s never used them. But what people always forget is that Percy and Annabeth are a pair, whatever one has the other does as well. Best believe it, Annabeth has many plans that could use some godly touch.

#headcanon #percabeth #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #annabeth chase #poseidon #pjo triton #grover underwood #grover pjo #percy and grover #Atlantean Percy Jackson #heroes of olympus #pjo hoo toa #pjo thalia #thalia grace #hunters of artemis #artemis

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deathmetalunicorn1 · 5 months

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Part 17 Straw Hats and Eri!Reader go to the Sabaody Archipelago!! (You can write what you were planning with this, since I’m so excited and curious about your idea for this arc, but I’m wondering if you’ll add in these ideas that I have, if not then that’s fine with me!! Since this Arc has a LOT happening)

Reader was scared when she saw a man killed by a Celestial Dragon, and when they left she helped heal the man so that he can go back to his family (Not realizing she was seen by a few individuals)

They finally make it to Shakky’s Rip-Off Bar (After fighting off some Bounty Hunters), and meet Shakky who treats Chopper and Reader to some Cotton Candy while telling the Straw Hats about the ‘Worst Generation’ or ‘Supernovas’ with Reader being at the top since she has the highest bounty, with Kidd second and Luffy third)

When they went to look for Rayleigh, they end up at Sabaody Park and decide to play for a bit (Especially after learning this is Reader and Camie’s first time going to a place) trying all the rides, eating cotton candy and winning giant stuffed toys, Reader was sitting next to Camie when all of a sudden, everything went dark

Everyone is horrified when they learn Reader and Camie have been kidnapped! And immediately group up with the help of Duval and the Flying Fish Gang to search and rescue Camie and Readier

When Reader woke up, she’s terrified of the strange scary men smiling sinisterly at her, and started shaking from hearing screams and cries from others as they’re being dragged away (She’s trembling violently as she’s hugging Camie in fear) until they’re being forced next to be sold off

The Auction is giving Reader ‘Special Treatment’ since she’s the ‘Big Star’ of their show (They’re being gentle with her so they don’t bruise her skin as that would make her less ‘valuable’)

The Auctioneers start to coo and fawn over how adorable Reader is only to panic when they learn she’s ‘Devil Child Y/N’ the one who’s so highly wanted by the World Governemt (As they proceed to talk about the rumors that spawned around her being a ‘Monster’, an ‘Offspring of the Devil’ and that her being here will ‘Curse Them’, which just makes her family glare murderously because none of that is true)

However Reader was also bought, but by the Female Celestial Dragon (As she wants her because Reader looks like a ‘Doll’)

Reader was horrified when she saw Hachin shot by a Celestial Dragon (She wasn’t upset when Luffy punched the ‘Bad Man’ that shot Hachin through the room)

When Rayleigh appeared in front of Camie and Reader to help them get their collars off, Reader felt that she could trust him and didn’t even close her eyes when he was taking her collar off (This makes Rayleigh smile and tell Reader that despite her age, she’s incredibly brave)

They escapes with the help of Duval and the Flying Fish from the Marines (Not before they go to Peterman and beat the SNOT out of him)

They make it back to Shakky’s Bar along with Rayleigh and learn about Rayleigh’s past that he was the First Mate of Gol D. Roger, the King of the Pirates (And Reader is told who Shanks is, and she’s in awe as she wants to meet ‘Mr. Shanks’ too!)

Rayleigh becomes another one of Reader Grandpas! (And he tells her she can just call him ‘Grandpa Ray’ since it’s probably easier for her to say, which makes her smile as she repeats it and she’s overjoyed to have another Grandpa!)

They’re going to lay low until Rayleigh finishes coating the Sunny (They’ll be able to find Rayleigh with his Vivre Card) and say goodbye to their friends to look for a place to hide for 3 days (Nami beats Luffy black and blue for wanting to go back to the Amusement Park) until they run back into Kuma! And try to fight him off and run away from him, though they’re shocked when a new guy and another Kuma appears! Only for Luffy to say they need to split up and Reader joins Luffy’s Group (Only to face off against Sentomaru who is beating Luffy with ease) though Reader was horrified to see Zoro shot but was relieved to see Grandpa Ray save him

Everyone started to run again when Luffy ordered them to run away because they can’t win as they’re too weak (Reader is running with Luffy)

Reader felt terror when Kuma made Zoro disappear, and started to panic when Kuma started to make the rest of her family disappear one by one with Brook, Usopp, Sanji, Franky, Nami, Chopper and finally Robin (Reader screamed ‘Mama’) leaving Luffy and Reader the last ones left (Both are sobbing uncontrollably over their loss of their Friends and Family, with Reader tightly hugging Luffy when everything suddenly went dark)

I tried to not make this so long, but it’s very difficult with so much information happening in each arc (So I always write down the main events that happen, then I try to shorten it as much as I can)

-The mangroves were enormous- towering high in the sky above you, with large bubbles floating all around, it was almost like a fairy tale for you.

-You were with Luffy, going to a bar owned by someone named Shakky, because the ship coater Hachi recommended was usually found there.

-The bar was rather run down, but Shakky was really nice to you and Chopper, giving you both cotton candy while she told Brook the color of her panties, after he asked, before telling Luffy that Rayleigh wasn’t there and directed him towards the amusement park.

-She then told Luffy about the other Supernovas here on the island, those with bounties over one hundred thousand, with you being in the top seat and Kidd being in second, something Luffy did pout lightly over, but he wasn’t upset at you- as he knew that the government wanted you, and that’s why they were offering so much.

-Your eyes were sparkling as you sat next to Camie as she told you about the amusement park, as you had never been and you turned to Luffy, a shy look on your face, “Can we go big brother?”

-He immediately beamed and for the next two hours you had so much fun, riding rides, sitting with Chopper when neither one of you were tall enough for the big rides, and you got to try so many treats!

-You were with Camie before you saw a man coming over and Camie screamed out as she was grabbed, alongside you. Luffy turned, seeing bounty hunters holding you both and he immediately charged over, “Camie! Y/N!!”

-These were slavers, people who had intentions on selling you both to the auction house, “A mermaid and a brat will surely fetch a nice price!” Camie had tears in her eyes, but she quickly swung out, to at least rescue you, hitting the man who was holding you, knocking him back and you out of his arms and into Luffy’s arms before they ran off with Camie, “We’ll get you back Camie!!”

-You were sniffling, hugging Luffy tightly around his neck, terrified of what had just happened, crying for Camie, but Luffy held you close, giving you the same promise, that they were going to get Camie back.

-Your hat had been knocked off, revealing you to everyone around and Luffy took off running, forgetting the hat and soon the Archipelago was alight with the news that you were there, and the slavers who had attempted to kidnap you were besides themselves! They missed out on a massive payday!!

-The auction hall was no place for a child, but your crew all met there, and they had to keep you safe, as Chopper told them that the slavers knew who you were now, and they couldn’t leave you alone.

-There were other people in the auction house who had looked over, seeing you there, holding Sanji’s hand, knowing exactly who you were, but they weren’t going to make any move on you- not with your crew around you.

-You saw a polar bear and your eyes went sparkly, tugging on Sanji’s hand, “Look- it’s a polar bear! It’s so cute!” Bepo turned, seeing you, and he blushed, looking down, apologizing, to which his crew scolded him for being so weak willed.

-Law, who had ignored you for the most part, other than hearing you call Bepo cute, heard footsteps and turned to see Kidd entering, and he instantly smirked before flipping him off.

-You saw this and you looked down at your free hand, mimicking him, “What does this mean?”

-Kidd and Law turned to see you, a six year old little girl, flipping the bird and instantly Law turned white in shock as Sanji cupped your hand, stopping you as the others were quickly glaring at Law, yelling at him for being a bad influence for teaching you something so bad as Sanji explained it was a rude gesture, not wanting you to get upset.

-Kidd couldn’t help but snicker, smirking down at Law, “Yeah Trafalgar- you are a bad influence on the little shit.”

-You looked back up at Sanji, hearing the new word, “What’s a little shit?” it was Kidd’s turn to turn white in shock as all the anger shifted quickly to him as Law couldn’t help but chuckle as they were both getting yelled at.

-When you saw Camie in a large fishbowl on stage, going to be sold off as a slave, tears welled in your eyes and you saw a man, wearing a funny suit, laughing at Hachi who tried to save Camie, before shooting him.

-You ran to him, “Hachi!” he groaned, managing to shift his body, wrapping his arms around you to shield you.

-The Celestial Dragon’s eyes went wide, “You’re that Y/N that daddy is after!! I’m going to be praised so much when I get home!!” before he approached to snatch you up.

-Hachi held you close as your horn flared up, healing him just a bit, but Luffy charged by and everyone was stunned, seeing him punch out the Celestial Dragon.

-You weren’t sure why it was bad, but everyone else was quickly running out of the building, panicking.

-There was a lady, the sister of the man Luffy just punched, also wearing a bubble suit, who quickly set up a ladder next to Camie, going to shoot her, “I’m going to kill this mermaid since you attacked my dear brother!”

-You were running before you even knew it, easily getting out of Hachi’s arms, and she saw you running towards her and she smiled, seeing that she had a chance to take you, as she knew her father and the others were all looking for you, “Aww look at you- you’re so cute! Like a little doll~ I’ll ask father to keep you once he’s done with you.”

-You then shocked everyone, except for Luffy, as you made it to the stage and you ran for her, pushing the ladder with her on it, pushing it over, sending it to the ground, “You leave Camie alone!!”

-Camie was pressed up against the fishbowl, “Y/N!” you were in tears, looking angry as the Celestial Dragon struggled to her feet, “You little brat! I was going to give you the world because you’re cute! I guess I’ll treat you like every other human- like dirt beneath my feet!”

-As she screamed at you, she swung her hand back to hit you, before a wave of energy rushed through the room, knocking those who remained, out, except for those who were strong willed, the three pirate crews in attendance, Camie, and Hachi.

-You were confused when she suddenly collapsed, looking around before you heard a man speak, “My-my~ you are quite bold little one- and you as well, ‘big brother’.”

-An old man walked out, spinning his collar on his finger before he removed Camie’s with ease, without it exploding, and he grinned, seeing Hachi, injured but not as bad as you had healed him a little bit, before introducing himself as Rayleigh.

-Luffy could tell that this was no mere ship coater, his strength was way too impressive to just be that, but he didn’t have much time to think, as word got out that an admiral was coming, as two Celestial Dragons had been attacked, and you all needed to get off the island.

-Rayleigh picked you up. You weren’t afraid of him, he was comforting, as you held his jacket, “Grandpa what did you do to that lady?”

-Rayleigh beamed brightly at your words, “Grandpa? Ooh I like the sound of that! You can call me Grandpa Rayleigh or Grandpa Ray- and to answer your question, I used Haki, I forced my will out and those with weak wills won’t be able to withstand it, so they get knocked out.”

-It sounded a little confusing as he took you to Luffy while Hachi got Camie and Rayleigh told Luffy that he would coat the ship, and to meet him in another part of the Archipelago, while he escorted Camie and Hachi to the ocean, so they could escape.

-Franky held you in his arms, shielding you as they had to run, after Luffy fought the marines alongside Kidd and Law, proving their strength, but when they got word that Kuma and an admiral, Kizaru, were on the island, you all had to make a run for it.

-Franky had to put you down as Kuma intercepted the Straw Hats, and you hid, watching Kuma easily taking care of everyone and your eyes went wide as he did the same thing he did to that princess, Perona, hitting her and blasting her away.

-One by one they were all blown away, disappearing.

-You and Luffy were screaming out everyone’s name and Robin turned to rush at you as you ran out, “Y/N!” your hands were stretched out to her, tears in her eyes, “Mama!” before she disappeared like everyone else.

-You tripped from the shock, landing hard on your hands and knees, tears immediately welling in your eyes. Your family was gone- they were all gone!

-Your tears snapped Luffy, who was in anguish, hunched over on the ground, out of his shock and he ran for you, seeing that you were still there, “Y/N!” You lifted your head, seeing him running towards you through the tears.

-You sobbed, reaching out to him, “Big brother!” before a dark shadow loomed over you, you turned, your voice caught in your throat as Luffy shouted, “GET AWAY FROM HER!!”

-Kuma’s hand came down slowly, like he wasn’t going to hit you like he had done the others, and once his paw hit the top of your head, you vanished as well.

-Luffy felt his whole world crumble, seeing you were gone as he tried to attack Kuma, lunging at him- hatred being the only thing fueling him.

-The Warlord easily caught him, holding him up by his neck as Luffy was nearly feral, demanding for his crew brought back, trying to punch and break free.

-Kuma’s voice was low as he spoke to Luffy, “I sent her somewhere safe.” Luffy’s eyes went wide, shocking him, and before he could ask where, Luffy was blown away as well.

-The Straw Hats were separated, scattered all over the Grand Line.

#eri reader #luffy #zoro #sanji #usopp #robin #nami #chopper #brook #franky #tralfagar law #eustass kid #bartholomew kuma #silvers rayleigh

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birb-boyo · 1 month

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How Short is SR Link?

This question spawned after I went searching through the Sacred Ream page(all made by @zelda-the-sacred-realm) and I saw a picture of Realms(?) standing next to Wild and went “HOW SHORT OS THIS MAN???”

So, as stated before, all art credit goes to @zelda-the-sacred-realm

Also, this entire post is a joke. Please, for the love of god, don’t take it seriously💀💀💀

This guy is S H O R T. Short king, if you will.

1st piece of evidence?

See here, Realms is slightly bent over, yes, but you can still see a difference.

I gave a measurement of how he is slouched and an estimate of him standing straight

Both of which still make him look tiny…?

Not only that, but Wild is behind Realms. Which, if that one yellow chair perspective trick from Brain Games taught me right, that means that he should seem shorter than the nearer figure, but maybe this doesn’t work because they’re so close

So then that means that it’s time to dig deeper, right? Well good ol’ Google says:

No, I didn’t feel like reading through articles, I’m not Matpat, HOWEVER, hypothetically, if Wild stopped growing after Breath of the Wild, that means that Wild, according to Screen Rant, is somewhere between 4’11 and 5’2…

That means that Realms is probably in the 4 foot threshold

BUT THATS ONLY A HYPOTHETICALLY-

WE DONT KNOW IF WILD GREW MORE…right?

WRONG. HE DID.

(Picture taken from this)

Here, Wild is being yanked by Time. So, reasonably, he is on slippery footing, basically tilting, only the chain keeping him from falling

And here’s my estimate

Far fetched? I know, but hear me out-

Wild didn’t stop growing. This is because Wild is still technically 17 in BotW. A male is expected to stop growing at around 21.

So, if Wild grew tall enough to be Time’s height-

Your wrong

What?

You’re like…so wrong

Proof?

We’ve already gotten a comparison between Time and Link, why not just use that?

…what comparison?

…this one (from this)

…DAMN HE’S SHORT-

I thought we already knew this?

GET OUT OF MY STUDIO

Stop edging everyone and get to the point then.

…ANYWAY that is at least a foot difference between Link and Time, but here’s another clashing factor-

The Hero’s Shade

…yeah, the Hero’s Shade. If this Time is as Tall as the Hero’s Shade then

Thank you Kerest, I didn’t feel like doing real diving😌

So if this Time is 6’5…Link just might not be as short as a short king

So now we’re back to square one.

How Tall is Sacred Realm Link?

He’s 5’5 btw

@trippygalaxy @majorproblems77 :]

#sacred realm #sacred realm link #zelda the sacred realm #zelda au #sr link #sr time #sr wild #Shady Rants #SCREAMS FROM THE SHADE #help 💀💀💀

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leopauldelr · 3 months

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The beginner's guide to the Pretty Series

With the recent announcement of the new Pretty Series installment titled Himitsu no AiPri, it's about time the Pretty Series returned after over a year since the Waccha PriMagi! series finale. In celebration of the newest installment, let's take a quick history lesson about the Pretty series.

The Pretty Rhythm Saga (2010-2014) - The Pretty Series saga began on July 15, 2010 with the arcade game titled Pretty Rhythm Mini Skirt. Made by Takara Tomy and developer SynSophia, this arcade game pits players in the role of Prism Stars, performing Prism Jumps, and collecting Prism Stones.

While the one that started it all made a slow start, the folks from Takara Tomy wanted to do more with the Pretty Rhythm saga, and with that, a TV anime titled Pretty Rhythm Aurora Dream was made. Aired in TV Tokyo on April 9, 2011, for 51 episodes, this anime is the fruit of Japan-Korea collaboration thanks to Japan's Tatsunoko Production and South Korea's Dong Woo Animation. The TV anime is all about Aira, Rizumu, and Mion in their quest to take on the prestigious Prism Queen Cup.

As Aira Harune's journey to become Prism Queen is completed, Mia Ageha takes the baton as the star of the next Pretty Rhythm story; Dear My Future. Aired in TV Tokyo on April 7, 2012, for 51 episodes, Dear My Future centers on the rivalry between Prizmmy☆ and the K-Pop group PURETTY. Believe it or not, there are real-life versions of the groups as seen in the anime. There's even a live-action segment featuring Prizmmy☆ as well.

As Mia Ageha's road to Grateful Symphonia is well and truly over, Naru Ayase steps to the spotlight in the third and final chapter of the Pretty Rhythm saga, titled Rainbow Live. Aired in TV Tokyo on April 6, 2013, it features an original storyline unlike the previous two. It's about Naru, An, and Ito, who are working together at the Prism Stone Shop while trying to take good care of a mysterious girl named Rinne.

Although the Pretty Rhythm saga ended, the story continues with the KING OF PRISM spinoff films featuring male characters from the Pretty Rhythm saga. They even got a 2019 anime show as well showcasing the rise of the boys who would be Septentrion.

The PriPara saga (2014-2018, 2021~) After the end of the Pretty Rhythm saga, the folks of Takara Tomy prepped up what it seems to be the second generation of the Pretty series. It's called PriPara and it aired on TV Tokyo in the Summer of 2014 and lasted for three seasons, four if you count Idol Time PriPara of course. This anime series centers on the life and times of Laala Manaka, a little girl who wants to be the best PriPara idol. Together with Mirei Minami and Sophy Hojo, they became SoLaMi Smile and they fought their way against the best idol teams of PriPara, especially Dressing Pafe consisting of Dorothy, Reona, and Sion, Tricolore, and Gaarmageddon, among many others. PriPara is a huge win for the people behind it and such success prompted the show to spawn four movies and outrageous merchandising rights.

In the spring of 2017, the next chapter of PriPara begins with three new main characters penning the final pages of this saga. Titled Idol Time PriPara, it's all about Yui Yumekawa, whose fateful encounter with Laala Manaka changed everything following an accident. With Nino Nijiiro and Michiru Kouda joining alongside, the MY☆DREAM trio made the best closure to this saga.

Although the PriPara TV series is finished, the story continues with Idol Land PriPara. First announced in December 2020, it was originally slated to be released in the spring of 2021 until it became subject to long gestation and delayed launch dates. It was released on August 17, 2023. It is the second official PriPara app game after the defunct PriPuz puzzle app game. This app game also features an original anime series set moments after the events of Idol Time PriPara. It introduces new characters such as Amari Katasumi, Mario, and Pololo, among others.

The Kiratto PriChan years (2018-2021) - Aired in TV Tokyo since April 2018 for three seasons, Kiratto PriChan is set in a world where fame comes from social media just like in the real world. It's about a group of girls who called themselves the Miracle☆Kiratts who are striving to become the best PriChan idols above the rest. For three seasons, we watched Miracle Kiratts taking on big challenges such as heated competition with rival teams such as Meltic StAr and Ring Marry, the jewel idol competition, saving the world, the road to the Queens Grand Prix, and saving the world...again, while they do what they do best; showcasing the world that they're the best PriChan sensations ever known.

PriMagi (2021-2022) - Waccha PriMagi! is the fourth installment of the Pretty Series that revolves around the lives of Primagistas striving to become the best of the best. The show is about Matsuri Hibino, a middle-schooler who dreams of being the best just like her idol, the legendary Jennifer Sumire Sol.

AiPri - After over a year of void, the Pretty Series has returned with the newest installment coming to TV Tokyo this April 2024. Titled Himitsu no AiPri, the new series stars Minori Fujidera as Himari Aozora and Sae Hiratsuka as Mitsuki Hoshikawa. For the first time in Pretty Series, the animation sequences were provided by OLM, the studio behind the Pokemon and Yo-Kai Watch anime series, while South Korea's Dongwoo A&E returned to cooperate for it.

Welcome back, Pretty Series! The world can't wait for the franchise's comeback show this April.

#pretty rhythm #pripara #Kiratto Pri☆Chan #Waccha PriMagi!#Himitsu no AiPri

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kalmiaphlox · 1 month

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I'm Better Now, I Know My Faults Masterlist

Summary: Tav didn't leave Astarion with much, save for a shattered heart and one very special gift: Their daughter, precious and sweet, all the things he isn't.

He's still picking up the pieces almost three years later but a new face threatens to shake up their routine, for better or worse.

And what about the return of older, familiar faces that just aren't welcome anymore?

Astarion just wants to leave the past in the past.

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Spawn Astarion / Original Female Character

Chapter 1: Bad Omens

Chapter 2: East Eats

Chapter 3: Playing With Fire

Chapter 4: Feathers and Scales

Chapter 5: Bleeding Dragons

Chapter 6: A Meal Fit For A King

Chapter 7: Hateful Words

Chapter 8: Unknown Intentions

Chapter 9: Friends For Thee

Chapter 10: Bejeweled

Chapter 11: Mirror To The Soul - Kalmia POV

Chapter 12: Crush, Crush, Crush - Astarion POV

Chapter 13: Death Becomes Him

Chapter 14: A Simple Plan... Or Not

Chapter 15: Curses, Curses

Chapter 16: How Far? - Kalmia POV

Chapter 17: Heavy Coercion - Astarion POV

Chapter 18: Only The Best

Chapter 19: Disagreements

Chapter 20: Chasing The Sun - Kalmia POV

Chapter 21: Sweater Weather

Chapter 22: Give and Take - Astarion POV

Chapter 23: Inner Beauty

Chapter 24: Playing House

Chapter 25: Truths - Kalmia POV

Chapter 26: Space For Two - Astarion POV

Chapter 27: Just A Taste - Kalmia POV - Explicit

Chapter 28: The Cycle Repeats

Chapter 29: Give Me Your Blood - Astarion POV

#astarion #bg3 #astarion ancunin #dadstarion #astarion fic #astarion fanfic

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King Vitreous - CR15 Aberration

Sometimes you just want a harder version of a boss.

Artwork by Whitestar1802 on DeviantArt.

Vitreous is a giant eyeball boss surrounded by a cloud of smaller eyeballs from Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. I previously published a stat block for it. That stat block is CR 10. If you want a version one or two levels higher or lower, it's easy to apply the advanced, giant, degenerate, or young creature templates to it and its minions. But if you want a version five levels higher, that doesn't work so well, and this bigger and more dangerous version will work better.

Following the naming pattern of Zelda games, I've named this harder version King Vitreous.

Note that this creature has a teamwork feat, Lookout, which thanks to its Foresight of Vitreous ability, allows it and all of its minions to take a full turn in any surprise round, instead of only a standard action. Don't try to sneak up on a cluster of giant eyeballs.

King Vitreous - CR 15

Surrounded by a whole bunch of eyeballs the size of your torso is a gigantic eyeball the size of a small house. They turn independently to look at you, and a thick slime holds them together.

XP 51,200 N Gargantuan aberration (aquatic) Init +10 Senses all-around vision (while electro-vitreous minions are attached), darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +32 Aura mucus (25 ft.)

DEFENSE

AC 32, touch 32, flat-footed 29; (+8 cover, +3 Dex, +15 insight, –4 size); possibly less cover bonus; see electro-vitreous minions hp 187 (15d8+120) Fort +17, Ref +15, Will +20; -4 if no electro-vitreous minions are attached Defensive Abilities protective eyes, insight of vitreous Resist electricity 15 Weaknesses large weak point, vulnerability to slashing and piercing

OFFENSE

Speed 50 ft., swim 80 ft. Melee slam +21 (2d6+10 plus 3d8 acid plus vitreous slime) Space 20 ft.; Reach 15 ft. Special Attacks absorb spawn, trample (DC 24, 2d6+10 plus 3d8 acid plus vitreous slime)

Spell-Like Abilities (CL 15th; concentration +19) At will—lightning bolt (DC 21) 3/day—intensified lightning bolt (DC 21)

STATISTICS

Str 24, Dex 16, Con 26, Int 1, Wis 25, Cha 18 Base Atk +11; CMB +22; CMD 51 (can’t be tripped) Feats Elemental Focus (electricity), Greater Elemental Focus (electricity), Greater Spell Focus (evocation), Intensified Spell-like Ability, Lightning Reflexes, Lookout, Spell Focus (evocation), Weapon Focus (slam) Skills Acrobatics +11, Perception +32, Swim +19; Racial Bonus +12 Perception SQ foresight of vitreous, electro-vitreous minions

SPECIAL ABILITIES

Absorb Spawn (Ex) As a swift action, a vitreous can consume one of its attached electro-vitreous minions, healing 20 hit points but killing that electro-vitreous.

All-Around Vision (Ex) While it has any electro-vitreous minions attached, a king vitreous sees in all directions at once, and cannot be flanked.

Electro-Vitreous Minions (Ex) A king vitreous is surrounded by 20 electro-vitreous creatures which can attach themselves to it. While at least 11 electro-vitreous minions are attached to it, it gains improved soft cover against attacks (+8 AC). While 6 to 10 electro-vitreous minions are attached to it, it gains soft cover (+4 AC). While 1 to 5 electro-vitreous minions are attached to it, it gains partial soft cover (+2 AC).

Any electro-vitreous that is attached to a king vitreous moves rapidly around its body to different positions. Single-target attacks against an electro-vitreous while it is attached to a king vitreous work normally, but area attacks treat 50% of the attached electro-vitreous minions as having full cover, with the king vitreous’s body blocking line of sight and line of effect from the area attack’s point of origin to those creatures. As such, only half of the attached electro-vitreous minions are affected by most area attacks (including burst, line and cone attacks, although area effects such as a cloud that do not rely on line of effect work normally).

If a king vitreous is killed, any surviving attached electro-vitreous minions immediately detach.

Foresight of Vitreous (Ex) A king vitreous gains an insight bonus equal to its Wisdom bonus (typically +7, minimum 0) to its initiative, and can never be surprised or caught flat-footed. This is already included in its statistics above.

Insight of Vitreous (Ex) A king vitreous gains a +15 insight bonus to AC and CMD. This is already included in its statistics above.

Large Weak Point (Ex) If a king vitreous has no electro-vitreous minions attached to it, any attack against the king vitreous has its critical threat range doubled. This effect doesn’t stack with any other effect that expands the threat range of an attack.

Mucus (Ex) A king vitreous drips with a slimy mucus that surrounds it. If it stays in the same location for 1 minute, the area within 25 feet of it becomes covered with this mucus. On land, this mucus covers the ground in this radius, and in water, it surrounds the king vitreous as a cloud. If the king vitreous moves, the mucus becomes inert after 3 rounds, but this duration resets if it returns to the area of the mucus.

A creature other than a variety of vitreous that enters the mucus or starts its turn there must succeed on a DC 20 Reflex save or become entangled and take 1d8 acid damage. The save DC is Constitution-based.

Protective Eyes (Ex) While any of a king vitreous’s electro-vitreous minions are attached to it, it has a +4 circumstance bonus to all saving throws. If it succeeds on a saving throw by 4 or less while benefiting from this bonus, one of its attached electro-vitreous minions is affected by the effect instead, as if the electro-vitreous failed the saving throw.

King Vitreous Slime (Ex) King Vitreous Slime: disease—slam or trample; save Fort DC 25; onset immediate; frequency 1/hour; effect 1d2+1 Con; cure —.

A creature hit by a king vitreous’s slam or trample must succeed on a DC 25 Fortitude save or become infected with vitreous slime. A creature already infected that is hit by the slam attack must make another save, and immediately take another 1d2+1 Con damage if it fails. A creature reduced to 0 Con by this effect is dissolved into slime, and thus cannot be resurrected except by true resurrection or a similar ability, since its body is destroyed. The save DC is Constitution-based.

#d&d #pathfinder 1e #aberration #legend of zelda

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For the Cursed and Deranged ask game! #2, 5, 9, 14 annddd 17! ^_^

💖💖 Thank you for the Asks!! 💖💖

2 - Do you write porn from the perspective of the character you want to be or the one you want to bang?

My POV’s are usually a blend of 3rd person with insights to one specific character in each section. For the scenes I’ve written already, it's mostly coming from the OC perspective. All Hayden/Glen scenes are with Hayden insight so I guess I can confidently say POV is who I want to be there, but the other pairs are a hit or miss. Max has POV on 1 of 2 scenes. Harold, Steph, and Gwen each have a POV scene as well. But really, Glen is my guy, so you might say, with those other pairings, I don’t really have a horse in the race.

5 - Who’s the sexiest non-human character in your current fandom? (must actually diverge from human sexual characteristics - no elves or asari)

Like canon fandom? Because Flagg wins on default. He’s really the only supernatural being in play there. And I mean, it is Skarsgård. I started watching this for him, and I’ll go down on the Eric Northman ship any day. Flagg himself though? Dude needs a good punch to the face, and for somebody to mess up that stupid hair and get him out of Denim Dan mode. But good luck having sexy time without going bat shit crazy or knocked up with CK demon spawn.

If we’re talking about the world I created in Diving and OCs are in play…? Vampires may not diverge enough, but if they do, Gwen would most likely take the trophy. Laufey may wrestle that bitch away for their own though, and would have more of a divergence claim to count in their favor. The image I had for Shay would also put her in the running too, although she doesn’t play to that dynamic.

9 - Who/what are your inspirations for truly fucked up content?

I mean, my fandom source material is pretty fucked. Stephen King and all. I lean more to the Buffy end of things. Give me baddies, but I want the white side to have a bit more control in it all, or have the end favor it more. And I also love seeing a good redemption arc. So in that mindset, SK is much darker than I could ever be. I also think I may be pulling some vibes from Dean Koontz too, because I really liked his Odd Thomas and Fear Nothing series. In my head, he’s kind of SK light. Still a 'thats fucked' vibe, but less of a lingering 'fuck you - why did you do that?! You let him alone!' screaming outbursts. I like my horror, but it's because I want to see a ‘Doctor Who’ jump in and save people. So my fanfic is trying to do just that. Fuck you, let Glen alone, I love him.

14 - What’s your favourite way to emotionally destroy your favourite character?

Perceived loss and the helplessness to stop it. I absolutely enjoy a good ‘may hell rain down upon you’ when one character thinks another character is in danger or dead. I want to see the villains have the ‘oh… oh shit…’ moment when they realize what they brought on. I want to watch it get destroyed, and I want to cheer them on when they do it. Burn it down.

17 - If you could steal one fic from any other writer and claim it as your own, what would you take?

Hey @asirensrage wanna give up Tammy? No? Thought not. You know my undying love for this fic.

(Cursed and Deranged Fic Asks)

#thank you for the ask!#mouse's tag games & reblogs

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dream-thief-forever-amen · 9 months

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I just saw a clip of a cheek peck from Stay With Me - and thought… wouldn’t it be hysterical if the show just abruptly ends and we find out the creators just went hog wild in the last episode with a full NC-17 gay sex scene, saliva everywhere, new expressions in Chinese we have never heard in a C-drama… and it was this huge thing that was leaked online and crashed servers around the world as it was passed around like a hot potato spawning endless gifs and tik toks and squealing and now the actors can never been seen in public together yet are also now the undisputed kings of all the girls and gays?

Like just a weird slightly more modern version of what happened with Addicted?

#stay with me bl #stay with me

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Altean families hcs

Heya! I'm not stopping. Twi thread

Warnings: 18+ (mostly cuz biology talk), Half-altean Lance.

I am gonna start with alteans and their structure. I believe that alteans are quite matriarchal. We don’t have enough clues about it in canon, but from what I see, mothers are quite the leading power.

Honerva was unstoppable and she stopped only when SHE wanted (tho destroying realities, like she got what she wanted) and Allura talked to her. Plus she got Zarkon wrapped around her finger before going mad and even a lil after that. Imagine her not being evil. Jeez what a woman she’d be.

I believe that Melenor might be the Queen by blood and Alfor entering the family by marriage and becoming a consort. Why? One of the main reasons is that Alfor never ever wears any kind of crown, while Melenor and Allura always do. Also you can see in this screenshot, Melenor sitting next to Zarkon - the sole emperor of Daibazaal - closer than her husband, who is friends with said emperor, meaning Melenor has higher status than her husband.

Though, here, she’s standing on the side. But he is not a King for nothing right?

But it can say nothing about alteans being matriarchal. I hcs them like that, cuz it seems fitting for them to put mothers and families on a pedestal.

So, now I’ll start to explain altean process to start a family. I already explained their courting process here (вставить ссылку).

Alteans can only get pregnant when both partners want it and it can not happen by accident. Conception is actually considered a very special process and even a ritual in Altean culture and is not considered like something dirty or full of lust. It’s usually something very-very gentle. Though usual sex is kinda stigmatized and they mostly don’t talk about it. Yeah you have really slow social progress, when you live in monarchy and your population lives for more than 600 years (that’s around Coran’s age and he considered as middle aged man).

Getting back to pregnancies. At conception, a portion of quintessence from each partner is fused to form child’s. It’s a big strain for future parents cuz it’s literally part of their life force is gone to their child. Because of this, they rarely have more than 2-3 children.

This ritual is counted as the 1st day of child’s existence. So birthday counts from the conception date. Also, because of their huge life spawn, they count their age as centuries. For example, “I am 17” means that the child is 170 years old. They’re considered as a minor till their 250 birthday. Modern alteans can, basically, live forever until they’re killed (im pretty sure that they have tech to change DNA (also this shit is controversial as hell, but i will talk about it when i get to write about politics). But they can look old, like Alfor did, because of stress. Stress is their kryptonite in that case.

(also i suspect that Altea has a shorter year, being closer to it’s sun)

Oh, also, a little biology: alteans deffinetly have different sexes, looking at their bodies, they have pretty obvious sexual dimorphism. Though, knowing how advanced they are (thanks for changing DNA tech) and their abilities for shapeshifting, they probably can easily change how they like it and have a child. They might be like some kinds of fish or lizards, which can change their sex when needed. Like they’re born as hermaphrodites. but for some alteans male hormones are stronger, for some female are (and i’m pretty sure that they have their own hormones, they’re aliens after all, i’m just using this terminology for better understanding).

Anyway, mothers for alteans are the ones who bear the child and feed them later (and they def feed some kind of milk, why else would alteans have boobs? to store quintessence there?). And they are quite the heroes/heroines, cuz babies take a lot from alteans, mostly quintessence, I think. But physically too. I think that they can have longer pregnancies. The reason humans have their babies for 9 months and even then the baby is helpless and can’t even hold their head, it’s cuz the head is so big and if it’d grow more it’d be a big problem for mothers in the stretching department. But alteans don’t have that problem with shapeshifting so the babies are bigger. Maybe a lil smaller than Allura on the screenshot.

So because pregnancy is really taxing, it’s exactly why they prefer to have multiple partners, so they can help each other (looking at you, Coran). Also I think alteans could have little traditions, like giving a pregnant lady some presents or flowers, even if you don’t know her well. Pregnant one is a really precious one. Alteans if stress (kryptonite!) can easily have a miscarriage and it’s always devastating for them. So they try to avoid any bad news during pregnancies.

sidenote: it’s weird to refer to a pregnant altean solely as she/her, cuz alteans can literally alter their biology. who knows, maybe it’s alfor who gave birth to allura. we will never know.

(but, according to my hcs, we know, cuz allura calls melenor mother and that means that she was the one who was pregnant with her.)

So the next thing is really important for alteans and their families. As you well know, alteans have a deep connection with quintessence and can kind of control it. Each family has its own little “lake” of quintessence. This lake keep them all connected to each other, mostly emotionally. They can’t read each other’s minds, but it’s easy for them to sense a mood and feelings in general. I think, it’s the same how the Lions communicate and connect.

This connection is really important, because it can help all members of this lake to feel needs of altean mother and then children’s needs. It also helps them to feel their quintessence more clearly and develop empathy.

A child is accepted into family’s lake when their quintessence grows stronger and detaches from their mother’s completely (at first it’s really intertwined and helps mother to take care of their kid). They have a traditional ritual for that and it’s held by the most magically talented member of the family. But it can also happen naturally, if the kid is close with everyone in the family, tho connection will be a bit weaker, because no one leads kid’s quintessence in the right place.

The acceptance ritual usually happens at their 5-10 year (it’s really early for alteans if you remember their lifespan). If not accepted, then the child will feel unwanted, abandoned and in general will be very restless and prone to stress and depression.

If someone is not accepted, they’re not considered a real family. The marriage is all about future spouses to get this connection with each other.

This connection can weaken though, it’s not permanent and needs refreshing. Usually it’s enough to just spend time with each other. But it’s highly emotional and if someone doesn’t want to be connected, they link will break.

Now let’s talk about my baby half-altean Lance >:)

So, Luis and the others are not full siblings. Luis was born from the human, when the others were born from an altean who happened to get on Earth somehow (i know how, but i wanna save something for my long ass fic which MAY be translated if I could find a beta). That altean and Lance’s mom have had Marco and Veronica. But the altean didn’t expect that Lance’s mom would have 2 eggs. Alteans do not have that at all. A little later after Lance and Rachel were conceived, he died of the quintessence strain. On Earth no one really knew why.

But well, these two were never accepted in the lake with his father, Marco and Veronica (these two didn’t even know about being part-alien), so they grew up with diagnosed ADHD and self worth issues.

There we step into more of the AU territory, cuz Lance is known as altean much earlier, maybe before s 2. Coran and Allura are estatic. They were so used to their big families always buzzing lake, so felling only each other was really lonely. So Allura accept Lance as her own brother (yeah, Allura was that much uninterested). She did use a little too much magic because of her inexperience, so Lance got his marks and his ears started to change (cartilage are softer and can be bend easier).

He started to become more altean in general. Like he isn’t disgusted by food goo anymore for example and gets stronger easier. He can’t shapeshift, bc human bones, but he can change his skin color. It was weird af for him to feel Allura and Coran as he feels his lion, but it did helped him a lot with his ADHD and worries. Plus he got a new sister and, kind of, a new dad? Or Uncle? He’s not sure. But it’s the closest to his family he ever had since they got into space.

Thank you for reading! Hope you like it! Please let me know what hcs do you have about altean or maybe galra families!

#vld #voltron #alteans #altea #half altean lance #altean culture #altean tradition #speculative biology #yeah i m trying to explain everything

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Image Comics March

Mark Brooks Connecting Variant Covers

King Spawn #21,, Spawn Gunslinger #19, The Scotched #17, Spawn #341

#image comics #spawn #the scorched #king spawn #gunslinger #connecting covers #mark brooks #variant cover #todd mcfarlane #history making #breaking records #spawns universe

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bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls · 11 months

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The Daily Dad

Things you might want to know, for Jun 16, 2023:

Kesha Calls Viral Seinfeld Snub the ‘Saddest Moment’ of Her Life — Girl, if you were actually watching the show on the plane, you’d know Jerry has issues with casual physical intimacy.

Confidence in science fell in 2022 while political divides persisted, poll shows — The biggest failure of social media was giving stupid people the opportunity to connect with other stupid people who could reinforce their stupidity. The libertarian/meritocratic ideal that prevailed Way Back When assumed that idiots would be inevitably swatted down by superior facts and arguments… we never considered that the dumbest among us would congregate together and “promote from within”. Turns out that as with a pandemic-spawning virus, it’s easy to underestimate the survival strategies of primitive life forms.

How a dose of MDMA transformed a white supremacist — Wow, that’s wonderful.

Jesse Malin, 56, reveals that he's paralyzed from the waist down — Wow, that’s alarming.

Ancient Egyptian followers of a deity called Bes may have used hallucinogens

Legendary Marvel Artist John Romita Sr. Dies Aged 93 — As a kid, I didn’t appreciate JRSR as much as I did JRJR. (In fairness, I didn’t like Kirby or Ditko, either. I was a Neal Adams/Mike Grell kid.) But as I grew older, I developed an admiration for the old man’s talents, and now look back fondly on all the work I once took for granted.

Apple's Secret Weapon to Getting PC Games on Mac — There have been lots of headlines like that over the years. We’ll see if this one pans out.

Rob Schneider to Take on Wokeness in New Fox Nation Stand-up Special — Elle King’s dad is the kind of cutting-edge comedy that the Fox audience can appreciate.

Southern Baptists vote to expel two churches led by female pastors — Don’t ever let them tell you their trans-panic isn’t inherently misogynist, ‘cause everything they do is inherently misogynist, based as it is on a world-view that demands strict adherence to gendered codes of conduct.

Brand new Atari 2600 game cartridge coming: 'Mr. Run and Jump' — The linked article is busy talking about the VCS cartridge version, but the attached preview is for modern consoles.

Cormac McCarthy dead at 89

AirCard Combines Find My Support With a Digital Business Card and More — This is cool, but it isn’t a “business card”. That’s like printing a QR code on a t-shirt and calling it a business card.

Instant Pot’s maker declares bankruptcy amid declining sales — My Instant Pot has sat unplugged and idle for years. Its only purpose now is to hold the supply of weed gummies and vape cartridges, because, well, Instant Pot.

The US Is Openly Stockpiling Dirt on All Its Citizens — Peter Theil and his ilk need to be shut down en masse.

You No Longer Have to Be a Pro to Get a Big-Screen MacBook — I’m still happy with my M1 Air, but when the day comes that I need to upgrade, the 15” Air will be the way I go.

Riley Keough to Pay Priscilla Presley, Ending Legal Battle Over Family Trust — I’m a little surprised this settled so quickly and quietly. But Reilly has a career of her own now, and who wants to spend grandma’s twilight years fighting over a million here and there?

Deepfake porn of TikTok stars thrives on Twitter even though it breaks the platform’s rules — The real societal change of the 21st century is in the way that reputation and personal narrative are now assets the average person values. If pornfakery becomes truly verboten, it won’t be for the sake of privacy or decency or liberation… it’ll be because no one can afford to have their lives devalued.

Tactical Free Radio — Pump up the volume, man.

Apple redesigns its Shortcuts app in iOS 17 to be easier to use — Not enough of you are using Shortcuts, or even know it exists. But you should. It’s an app that ties other apps together… it’s programmatic duct-tape, for lack of a better metaphor. I use Shortcuts every day, to generate posts like the one you’re reading: I “favorite” articles in my RSS newsreader, and when it’s time to post The Daily Dad, I hit a button. With one tap, my “RSS to Tumblr” shortcut grabs the favorited articles, organizes them into a bulleted list of links, and posts the whole thing as a draft to my Tumblr, where I can add images and commentary before adding it to the queue. Same thing with my livestream announcements… I edit a tiny text file that contains a description of the night’s show, then hit a button. Poof, Shortcuts automatically turns up the lights in my studio, sends out an “I’m streaming now” message to all relevant parties, puts all my devices into a specific Focus mode, and then posts the show description to Tumblr without me doing anything else.

Every Season of Love Island, Ranked — I can quibble with most of this, but I’m comfortable with their #1.

#news

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too old for parties | steddie

dads!steddie x (st)eddie daughter!reader

synopsis: your dads have been telling you time and time again that you were just simply not made for parties. you still crossed their words anyway, when you were invited to jason carver's son's party. in the end, you find yourself running into your dads' arms anyway.

wc: 2.1k i got carried away sorry LMAO

category: father-daughter fluff?? im sorry idk what to call it

content/warnings: use of drugs. consumption of alcohol. all characters are above 21. cussing. peer pressure. overprotective!steddie.

a/n: if you've gone into a dads!steddie/dad!eddie/dad!steve blurb deep dive, this plot has been written almost a billion times. i still enjoy reading every single one. so this is my version of it. enjoy <3

hawkins, indiana, 2004

of course you had crossed your dads to go to this party tonight. it's the only way they'll let you go; not knowing at all. you were extremely lucky steve and eddie decided to turn in early today. "grandpas." you had mocked your father under your breath hours ago.

"we heard that, young lady." steve, your biological dad, who was washing dishes, jutted his finger out at you from the kitchen sink. so you had to wait till your dad and eddie retreat to their bedroom so you could sneak out.

you remembered eddie's warning, though. "no party, harrington. especially not jason carver's kid's party. oh god, if i still could, i would-"

"eddie. don't." steve stopped him just in time.

"how'd you know it's jamie's party tonight, eddie?"

"oh sweetheart," eddie huffed, chuckling shortly after with his big brown eyes piercing through your skull. "i know everything."

"please don't go to jamie's party, sweet thing. you don't know what they're doing there." steve breathed, wary since he knows what jamie carver's capable of. he's well-known for peer pressurization.

"dad, what do you mean?"

"they're probably doin' some k-hole or somethin'. when it comes to carver's kid, anything is possible." eddie answered for steve. even after all the warnings eddie and your dad had given you, you still decided to cross them and sneak out of the house.

"i'm sorry, dad. sorry, eds." you wince, pulling out of your driveway and to... you guessed it, the devil's spawn jamie carver's house. you never liked jamie, but it's only because alexandra byers-wheeler; jonathan and nancy's love child, begged you to. and by begged, i mean begged. the girl wouldn't quit yapping about it.

you see alex's car from the distance, so you park behind it. you get out of the car and immediately, you feel majorly overwhelmed by the crowd of kids flooding the front porch and lawn of the carver house. you scan the field looking for alex and surprisingly, she isn't there. she usually is, you thought. you shrug and push through the crowd towards the front door.

the rancid smell of alcohol mixed with marijuana invade your olfactory senses. it's not like you're not accustomed to this distinct scent; you smell it all the time, what with eddie being married to your dad for 17 years. your eyes immediately dash around the room, looking for the insanely familiar bob of curly hair alex always dons. she got it from nancy.

"harrington! you came after all!" jamie shouts over the blaring music. "were waitin' for ya." he swings his left arm around your neck, consciously, you hope, since his girlfriend, amanda stood not far away with becky.

you'd always hated crowds. surprisingly, only alex byers is able to get you out of the harringson house. the carvers house was huge, you can admit that. jason and chrissy made some good bread over the years. although you can't say the same for steve and eddie, you're still grateful and blessed to have a decent roof to live under.

"yeah, thanks, jamie," you push his arm off your shoulder, disgust masking your face.

jamie notices the look of revulsion on your visage. "is the party too bleak for you harrington? damn. ironic, huh? being king steve's baby girl and abhorring parties." he scoffs, letting out a hiccup.

you scowl. "seen alex?"

"alex who?" jamie's brows furrow.

"alex byers." you huff.

"oh! byers-wheeler. nah, dude. but don't worry about it, she's here somewhere." jamie nods coolly before amanda pulls him away from you. you glare at the sight before cramming through another pool of sweaty bodies, even sweatier than the mob outside, still looking for alex.

you feel someone pull you through the crowd, and oh did you wish it was alex byers. you look up and it was johnny crane and his band of dicks. before you was a table, white powder lined on the tabletop, neatly for a bunch of fucked up high school kids.

"harrington! do some k-hole with us! it's not a hawkins party if you don't!" jc screams, your eardrums vibrating violently, as if it hasn't been the moment you stepped into the house.

yeah, you're known for your excessive drug consumption. especially horse tranquilizer, or what they call on the streets, ketamine. and now that your stepdad is eddie munson, the nights you've been asked to do a few lines went from countable to uncountable in a blink of an eye.

you politely decline. "no thanks. not really in the mood to get extremely trashed tonight. 'priciate the offer, though, jc," you think again. what was your motive of allowing alex to drag you to jamie's party tonight? and why did you agree? exactly, to get loose, get shitfaced at most. "on second thought, got coke?"

the band of boys cheer loud, when barry, if you could even still remember if that's his name, pulls out a bag. "we've got anything and everything you need right here, harrington. we got you."

you watch barry draw a line with that oh, so addictive white powder, before handing a rolled up dollar bill, nodding his head up at you. you shrug, bending down just a little before inhaling all that dope into the bridge of your nose. god you haven't taken a hit in years. what was your decision to go into rehab after high school and stay sober till the grave was done-zo.

"goddamn," you mumble, sniffing up the coke residue in your nostrils. "good one." you nod, dazed, before handing barry his dollar bill back and wobbling off to the kitchen to down the remaining coke that possibly got stuck at the back of your throat.

"let's go harrington!"

"is daddy steve gonna be mad his daughter's a cokehead again?"

"stepdaddy munson taught you well, huh?" you hear the guys laugh. you find yourself a bowl of punch on the counter, so you grab a red solo cup and dunk it into the bowl, drinking out of it immediately. at this point, you knew alex wasn't gonna show up. you didn't care for it, though. you were having a blast. and yes, obviously you realise it's the cocaine demon whispering all this bullshit in your ear.

you begin panning your eyes around the room again. not in search of alex or whoever, just to stabilize yourself and get the hang of whatever the cocaine's doing to your system. in the corner by the stairwell, you notice a couple making out, the girl leaning against the wall.

mom?

"oh i'm not having this," you crush your solo cup and chucking it onto the floor before stampeding over towards the couple. you pull the boy away from her. "are you fuckin' serious? are you serious."

"i'm sorry?" the girl grins in confusion.

"don't play dumb with me, heidi harrington," you wag your finger before the girl's eyes. "cheating on steve?!"

"hey, you're the hair's daughter, aren't you?" the boy crows. the girl reciprocates the boy's reaction. "steve harrington, or he goes by steve munson now. yeah, he married the freak of '84 17 years ago. eddie munson?"

"yeah, eddie munson- yeah." the girl widens her eyes in realization.

"fuck off, guy-who-my-mom-is-cheating-on-my-dad-with," you slur, shoving the boy away. "rot in hell, mom."

"i'm sorry, i'm not your mom," the girl is terrified now. "babe, call mr. munson," the girl instructs the boy. "call mr. munson."

"which mr. munson, babe?"

"steve! now go!" the boy runs to the kitchen for the phone as the girl redirects you to the stairs, setting you down.

"y/n harrington, right?" the girl asks, landing her hand on your shoulder. you were too blazed to shrug it off. "i'm jane, i'm not heidi. i heard about her upping and leaving you and steve, though. i'm sorry."

"yeah. you're an asshole." you answer dryly, still thinking the girl sitting next to you is your mom.

"hey, i called. eddie munson's coming down now." the boy pants.

"alright," jane nods. "this is will, by the way."

"hi y/n." will waves.

"will byers?!" your eyes widen.

"no-"

"you're cheating on dad with will fucking byers?! he has a kid mom!" you freak out.

"no- uhhh, let's get you some fresh air." jane nods with a smile, she and will helping you up, leading you towards the front door.

behind you, you hear "leaving so soon, harrington?" and "why is she leaving with will humphries and jane carter? do they know each other?". you couldn't be arsed to even reciprocate.

"what are you on, y/n?" will asks.

"none of your business, mr. byers," you grimace. "cocaine." you mumble anyway.

"that explains the behavior." will's brows raise as he and jane set you down on the curb. from afar, eddie's car roars, as he skids to a stop in front of you.

"eddie!" you run up to him, melting into his arms. his hair was tied up in a low messy bun and he was wearing a sleeveless cutout judas priest tee with sweatpants and slides.

"hey sweet cheeks. you okay? are you on something?" eddie coos in your ear, his arms tight around your quivering body. "who are you?"

"i caught mom cheating on dad with mr. byers!" you childishly point your finger at jane and will.

"jonathan?" eddie questions, confused.

you shake your head. "will!" eddie's head shoots up, gazing over jane and will.

"you don't look like byers. but you... you look a lot like heidi." eddie's eyes remain wide, looking over them.

"i'm jane, this is will. humphries. we're not them." jane defends.

"i know, now stay away from my daughter, will ya?" eddie warns through gritted teeth, opening the front passenger door and gently leading you in.

"mr. munson, i should warn you. she's on cocaine." will adds.

"who did this to her?"

"johnny crane offered, barry barker gave her his rolled-up dollar bill." jane replies. turns out jane and will both witnessed it happen.

eddie's fuming as we speak. "bring 'em out," will nods before running back into the house. jane is apologizing to eddie profusely about this, it looked like she's on the verge of breaking down in tears. "not your fault, kiddo. s'alright."

will elbows both crane and barker out of the house. they were protesting at will's gesture before noticing you in eddie munson's car.

"eddie munson." barry whispers, his eyes broadening in genuine fear.

"can we help you, mr. munson?" johnny questions coyly, unfazed that steve harrington's husband is standing before him, prepared to break his face. eddie only chuckles to himself, before decking johnny in the face, leaving barry petrified.

"the next time i hear you offer y/n any goddamn substance, i will kill you," eddie spits out. "you hear me?!" eddie wipes his nose in anger before panning his eyes back to jane and will. "thanks a lot, for getting y/n out here."

jane and will nod as they watch eddie get back in the car, backing up so close to johnny's hurting body and barry's high ass before driving off. as soon as you get home, you see your dad standing at the front porch, shirtless and worried.

"is she okay?" steve asks eddie, worry lacing his tone.

"she's a'ight. high on coke, like i mentioned earlier," eddie says, throwing his keys in the air and catching it as he rounds the front hood, helping you out of the car. "she'll be just fine, babe."

"y/n i was so worried!" steve whispers, pulling you into an embrace. because of your disability to stand up straight, you soften under your dad's chin as he complains about how worried he'd felt. "i told you not to go to jamie's party, we both did."

"i'm sorry daddy," you almost sob into steve's chest. "i'll never do it again, i promise."

"we love you honey." steve pulls away, stabilizing you with his hands on your shoulders.

"love you guys more. thanks eds." you smile at eddie, who sat on the front porch. he looks up at you.

"you're my daughter too, sweetheart. i got you always, even if it means i've got to pick up your dead body from jason carver's house." eddie scowls.

"eddie!" steve huffs.

eddie disregards steve's complaining as he pulls you away from your dad. "let's sober you up, sweet cheeks. c'mon." eddie swings your left arm around his neck, his right hand connecting with your waist as he helps you up the front porch steps. "gettin' a lil' too old for parties, aren't we?"

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